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McCORMICK MESSENGER, McCORMICK, S. C., THURSDAY, MAY 7, 1936 THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS Overdue SPMATTER POP— Looks Like the Case Will Break Any Moment Now PAYNE MESCAL IKE bt s. l. huntley Practically Disarmed FINNEY OF THE FORCE H'LO, FINNEY— SAY—WHO WA? TMAT DISTiMSUiSMED LOOKiM' MAN » SEEN SbU WALKiN<r UP ELM STREET \H\TU, LAST By Ted O’Loughlin Bv Wwrtern Nemspaper Union mu'? PlSTiNSUlSHEP? OM- ME BE - HE MAS BEEN! SOinT 'ROUND OPININ' UP CHAIN (SROCERV STORES - TEN I KNOWED IT/ AND WHERE WAS VoU Breaking Into Business -To Th’ s that on HOUSE—Ol CAU(sHT HIM OPININ' ^An o' Tm' sThores WHO <sET INTO SCRAPgS OFTEN HAVE CLOSE SLAVES OwooiqjavFSP f IMNEV X A BuRCfAR \MHuT FOUMD NUTHIN' IN A SAFET- WROT£ ON IT "OPINED B’mistake* n Familiarity F AMILIARITY makes us care less and unobservant. But there comes a day when we observe and think. Then we suffer. As a a boy I loved life and country things. I used to get up to see the sun, as an old divine I once read remarks, “coming forth from his chambers in the East.” I have come in to breakfast drenched in dew. How it used to glisten and sparkle in the morning light! But that is all a thousand years be hind.—J. A. Stewart. Brave deeds are most estimable when hidden . . . What was finest in them was the desire to hide them.—Pascal. WORK. .‘TUN H A M 11199 With n H n I M Constipation Cleared Up rpHE end of every day found her tired -L out. nervous, often with headaches. But now, thanks to Nature’s Remedy, work is fun again—she feels like going to a movie or dance any night. Mil lions have switched to this natural ail- vegetable laxative. Contains no miner al or phenol derivatives. Instead a balanced combination of laxative elements, provided by nature, that work natu rally, pleasantly. Try an NR tonight. When you see how much bet ter you feel you’ll know why a vegetable correc tive is best. Only 25c. at all druggists. THC A. H. 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