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. ministe - to him that h, been reading abou .V me.d king of Egypt; but hai lorgotten theaplace in the bibI wher it was to be found, and, wishing t refer to it immediately, had come t him for the information he desired. The minister referred the man C the law to the book and chapter. and h retraced his steps with a satisfied air but his memory proved treacherou again, for when he reached his hom te could not recall anything th ninister had told him. Determined however, to vindicate the majesty c the law, he drew an indictment in th usual form and sent it to the gran< jury; charging the contumacious it dividual with having violated the law of North Carolina in manner and fort following, to wit: "Having taken th name of the king of Egypt (name n< recullected) in vain." Helping the Donkey. The late Emperor Frederick, whe he was Crown Prince, while walkin in the woods near the palace at Pott dam one morning perceived an ol milk woman who was pounding the as attached to her milk wagon and tall Ing in an excited tone to the balk animal. "What's the matter, my goo womanP" asked the Prince. "I am in a great hurry to serve m customeps with milk," replied the ol woman, who did not know the Prince "and this accursed brute refuses t budge; but if you would be kin enough to pull him by the ears whil I wari him up behind with this clu he will go right along." The. good-natured Prince seized th animal by the ears and tugged awa) while the old woman mauled the brut with her cudgel. Sure enough, th donkey trotted on, much to the joy the woman. When - the Prince told his mothe about it she rebuked him for being . familiar with the lower orders, where upon the Prince laughingly replie< "My father has helped many a donim ulon'g at court." How Does She Manage It? Just how the fashionable woma who appears night after night clad a tulle dress, kid gloves and slipper; and a pearl necklace, manages to e p fgzrUmomia -rasieverhn oble to vex and bother the dctt< nd philosopher. These lovely c'rea ures are certainly endowed with gre: sndarance, wntever may be said< their sense. Perhaps, as Carlyle sali "Vanity is warmer than down, ar ~ride rivals the robe of ermine." Bi gtat facts, the question was put a pretty little creature, who never rea a line of the sage. "I don't feel col at all," she said, "in evening dres: Just before dressing I bathe my necl arms and shoulders in glycerine at rose water, and after drying with coarse towel, I have my maid rub n down with alcohol. I don't need th at all, but I do it to please papa. think, however, it is a good idea, f< my flesh never gets goosey, and th is my second Eeason, and I haven had a cold yet. Then I always wei a warum wrap in the carriage, ai when I get home I take a warm bat and go to bed."-New York Star. Gen. Rosecrans' Bravery. The famous Gen. Rosecrans, wi was placed on the retired kist by tl: last Congress, is one of the bravel men in Washington. Not all of hi reputation for courage was gained c the battlefield, either, for he is tU only man in the capital bold enoug: to walk down the street with D: Mary Walker. Between the eccentri doctor and the late Register of th Kireasury there has long existed *trong friendship. Clerks in Get jtosecrans' office had become so accui tonmed to seeing the little womani muan's attire sitting near their chief desk, chatting and laughing with hit m~ost heartily, that they forgot to got sip about it. Dr. Mary Walker has very sunny temper, notwithstandin her martyr-like and unsuccessful dev< tion to her hoisby, and is besides woman of sense and culture. Ger Rtosecrans, gallant old veteran that 1 ie, has no patience with the thoughtke persons who ridicule the doctor simp2 because her notions of dress do n< conform to the conventional, and h: - ~more than once proved, his sincerit and indepen)Cdence by strolling a bloc or two along crowded Pennsylvani svenne ini the~ mannish little woman iompany. 11. de ~e ep,' Interesting FamIly. M. and Mmne. de Lesseps held a r :eption a few evenings ago, where ti Thief attraction: w-i the p:esence of n the old moau's children, the .wo by b first marriage and the eleven by h second. Hius eldest "bov" is abo' if ty-five years of age, and his younge rhild, a daughte:', Gisele, is four year old; the age of the eldest child sixty-seven. Comte de Lesseps hinr self is now in his eighty-fifth year; I is rapidly breaking~ up-or down, bt still retains a good flow of animatio for a gentlieman never at any time mei curial. They say the failure of th Fanamna Ca.nd h'as never affected him heben t'-t his s' eme is hein M yaemaiay boy t went tt P. II- 3 ?A, SKaite. Ii , us .ciedness I make asSer 'he was one of the t love Zs I er new 1 r heiind as :z -a oavillow n. Her Ir U.1cr wernt quite SIumis gray, S bley with - id's g upon AntA..Ic it yet, the clinging tresses au , antup with sunbeams that played hid d seek tmong them. There was a winsome, wistful ex pression about the red lips and the curving6 .1nes of her dimpled chin that ) seemed to have been cast in the mould of a smile, so that even when some body hurt her feelings, and the tears 5 came in the innocent eyes, the smile remained on the mouth and chin. Cousin Kate came to live with us Decause her father was dead, and I think Grandpa was the administrator : Dr guardian, or something of the sort, 0 and looked after her property. She was not very close kin, but we all called her Cousin Kate, because i' Iseemed to please her. She never suspected that I was smitten with her charms, although 1 wts dreaming about her every ni-ht, and during the day wearing out niv knife carving many a big cranky "K" y in the magnolias and sycamore tree' ,n the hammock. d I used to wish that I were a man so that I wouldn't have to take those d hateful drenches, and could marry Cousin Kate and build me a house on the high hill that overlooked the river and the hammock and the ridgy wood b lands beyond. But I was too yomng. [ could not have her for my own, ..nd all I could do was to worship her. Finally, as in all love stories, the villain appeared upon the scene. The villain came in the shape of Dick Tuc k fer, who rode a big grey horse, and wore calfskin boots and a white hat, : and possessed that fatal gift of beauty 'i that was demoniac to me. Phe-e-ew1 I How I hated that man l He was a clever enough sort of feb sow, I suppose; and most people liked nhim very well, bi~aidi7d de{~st him 0, ,~tL"Iim in my sight!I -He first came pretending to talk pol aitics with Grandpa, and, he .wdald sit i:and listen to the old man's Indian war Istories for a long while. But 1 no ticed that when Cousin Kate were out Iwith a pink rose in her hair, he looked dlike he wanted to eat her with his black eyes; and he would twist his dblack moustache and try to look sweet. d Then I used to go out among the - tea weeds, in the back yard, and get a jstick and thrash the old locust tree. I a didn't cuss, then, because I was afraid Le of the Good Lord and Grindpa; but I is used the strongest by-word that I Scotild find on the borderlands of blas phemy; and every time I'd hit that t tree Pd grit my teeth and mutter: r "Dogon, Dick Tucker! Dogon, .d Dick Tucker! Dogon, Dick Tucker!" 2At last he got so he did not stop to listen to Grandpa, and would go over and sit by Cousin Kate, and talk to o her just as sweetly, eI linally made up my mind that 1 t would put a quietus on his courting sexploits. Then I proceeded to put my plan into execution. LDick was proud of his horse, and he rode with short martingales, and a curb bit which made the horse arch his neck and bounce up and down in fine style as he came galloping up the. lane. Dick always came along about ~2 o'clock Sundays, and I knew that he ~.made his horse do that way to a tc Cousin Kate's attention. 'I laid my plans accordingly Ha! ha! ha! It tickles me now to think how I salivated him. I got me a long horn and I loaded it like a gun. SFirst I put in a whole handful of fine, light ashes to make the smoke; then I put down a charge of little; black pimples; then some more ashes, eand followed with pimples, until 'I ~had the horn chuck full. Teewas a low place in the roac aoteur e of a mile down the lane, and a big, green goose puddle was there. kIn the dog fennels that grew in thi fence jamb, I ensconced myself, and ] felt like some deadly assassin gloating over anticipated revenge. Hlate nerved my arm and concen trated jealousy strengthened rmy heart. .Ah! Cousin Kate ! A few minute4 e would decide between man and man, I or rathr bay Victor or vanquiebed. SI wonit 4ake my all ou the cast of: that iorn. tTher e was a clatter of hoofs down he road. Nearer and nearer, near and nearer, and then I caught a glmpse of tossing mane and flowing, mi'al, high boots, and white hat. mSpringing up I uttered a loud -" boom!" and I threw the horn at the horse's head. 4There was a snort from the horse, i pdlthtsent th3 slimy wtri puddle trat ide of the road to aho-wer from one si the other. - ,A riderless horse Went ow the lane in the directi~n from Ie came ''buckity, d, far coni l,'I#stop to see much \ aut Tent over the fence, undes ience or thlrough the crack I have never known. I looked back one ire when I heard a crash, and I saw the top rail break with my frantic pursuer, and he tumbled back and rolled over in the iand, white hat and all. I paused not in my flight till Ireached the plum orchard, a hundred yards away, and then I stopped to listen to Ponchartrain, who had sneaked along after me, and after I fired on the en .my Ponch took after the horse and ran him out of sight, baying at every jump. Ile then flew back and made a dash at Dick, who was trying to '%eep him off with his hat. As I plunged into the orchard and topped to listen I heard somebody laughing fit to kill, and looking around there lay Cousin Kate on the grass, convulsed with laugliter. She bad come down there to eat a few green plums and salt and had seen the whole affair. She didn't see me, and I slipped out and scooted away toward the branch head, where I stopped and listened to Grandpa trying to make Ponchartrain come ofT. That se' tled Dick Tucker's courtship. So soon as the dog was called off Dick got his breath, and of all the cursing that I ever heard, he did it right there. I didn't blame him. I was glad of it, for he had always talked to Grandpa and Cousin Kate like sugar wouldn't melt in his mouth; and I just wanted Grandpa to know ?im in his true character. It was kite supper time when I slunk into the kitchen, and I felt like going out and eating some green Chinaber jies to kill myself. 1 just knew that Grandpa was going to make me know that there was a hereafter. But strange to say, the old man looked at me right straight, and then broke out in a big laugh. "Why, Kate, I do r'aly believe the 'oy's agwine to git hearty. I knowed that Jerusalem oak would do him good. G;o and take your cinders, my son, for you're gittin' some blood in y-our face at last." Cousin Kate gave me a curious look, and then I saw the blood rush to her face, and d1e seemed to be choking to airnt it like crying until she came au 4 spered: Debad about it. H~e's so prud'su. L. :ky that 1' wanted to see him took down just a little bit, any hiw." Ah, winsome Kate ! long are the days since last we met. But when your prototype reads this story she will for give me for mixing up your swect face with this ridiculous story. Fitted to be the heroine of a sweeter story than I can pen, your spirituelle face shines out like a star among the broken clouds of these ragged remit uiscences.-Montgomfery Folsomn. T1w PECLtAR F ACEs.-Mra. Bills 600 "What pecuflar faces, Mirs. Bullion the Japanese give the figures they put upon their wares." Johnny Bullion (unsolicited) "They can't bold a candle to the faces my pop per puts on when mnommer gives him thi bills for them." A TE UNDER PROTEST. -"Well," sail Brown to his newly-married frient "so your wife does the cooking. I won der you are alive to tell the tale!" "Yes," replied the other, "but I an alive-alive and kicking." Mrs. Jacob Benton, of Lanc.tster' N. H., gas been an invalid for over five years. During that time she has learned to speak and write five language4. P ONE ENJOYS~ Both the method and results when Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant and refreshing to the taste, and acta gently yet promptly on the Kidneys, Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sye temn effectually, dispels colds, head acbes and fevers and cures habitual constipation. Syrup of Figs is the only remedy of its kind ever pro duced, pleasing to the taste and so eeptable to the stomach, prompt in its action and truly beneficial mnits effects, prepared only from the most healthy and agreeable substances, its many excellent qualities com mend it to all and have made it the most popular remedy known. Syrup of Figs b for sale in 50o and $1 bottles by all leading drug gists. Any reliable druggist who may not have it on hand will pro ure it promptly for any one who wishes to try it. Do not accept any substitute. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. SAN FRANCISCO, CAL. - nOrIBYUE, T . 3e 1W YO3if. K. Y The peop ait 0 T .orld's Dispensary c Luffila, N. Y.,I have a stock-aking time once a year and -hat do you think they do? Ount the number - botthes :hat've been re turned by tle men and women who say hat Dr. Pierce's Golden Mdical Discovery or DI~-Pierce' Favorite Prescrip tion didn't lo what they said it would d). And hoy many do you think the; have to count. One in ten? Not one in fve hundred ! Here te two remedies one the Golden Medical Dis covery, for regulating and in vigorating the liver and purify ing the 3lood; the other, the hope of weakly womanhood, and they've been sold for years, scid by the million bot tles; sold under a positive guaranee, and not one in five hundrmd can say: " It was not the medicine for me !" And-is there any reasonI why you should be the one.. And-supposing you are what do you lose ? Absolutely nothing ! it;" =5 Eg LIKE aht]RDA 4S CONDITION POWDER Ilghn tntted. Dose small. 1n quantity comfe Smtlnomneth cent a day per hen. ]'reynt, an pares aU dise If you can't bt y ~co-pad ne ack25. F~e. V214b a $L20. ad. Test fron ree. Send tamp. ur wah. FAnera' Politry Gide (price 25c-) fre *1t 81-0 rdm or more. L . JOHSIO & COBoston. Mass. ASTHMA. - Popham's A s t h m a Speciflo (ives immediate relief. It Is believed to be the Best ASTHMA Remedy known to humani ty. Send for a Trial 'ack age FREE. Sold by Druggists. Sent by mal. Postpaid. for $1 per Box. Address, THO. l'oHA M 2001 Itidge Avenue, Philadelphia. 51 713 IN3,1117 Co aI "&-t-d beautlte Suk & Ratth P.odestbw 25c. ;ARd ittle TACOMA"* "" from TWTY to 100 To.t .. XAn LSVMTIrSNT Co., TACOMA. WASh. FLooRED.-The Duchess of Sham coddy-''Our Engllih girls are more at tractive to men than your American girls." Miss Manhatfan-"How is it then that your men s em to prefer American wives?" Tie Duchess-"The exp'anntion in those exceptional cases is simply that the 2omeo needs money." Miss Manhattan-"Then how is it that Americain millinnaire don't marry 5O61ET IING OF A LIE.-She-Isnt Doctor Anderson very absent-minded?" H ' - "Yes. That's why he never married, He went to kiss his sweet heart's hand once and 'iaccinated her imtead." PARODO~iCAL.- Stern rarent-'I say, Mr, Softleigrh?" Softleigh-"Yes, Fir." S.ern Parent-"You seem to stay round a gr eat deal for a man who L.so badly 'gone' as you are." Nature's Blessed Aiistant. Nothing has ever yet equalled St. Bernard Vegetable Pills, to cure disease by stimulating torpid livers, kidneys. skin, bowels, promoting healthy digestion, nutrition, secretion and ex cretion, purifying the blood, building up de pressed vit~al force, removing congestlons and counteractng the causes of disease. They literally stand alone. A samole of the St. Bernard Vegetable ?ills will be sent free to all applicants. Address, St. Bernard, Bo'x :Mlo, The rkeleton of the average English man weighs about twenty-lyve pounds. If cremated, the ashes turn the scale t about a quarter of a pound. Guaranteed nyve year eight per cent. FirV' Mortgages on Kansas City properl y, interest payablie every six months; principal and inter st collected when duo and remitted without x pense 10 lender. For sale by ,J. U. Bauerlein i Co., Kansas City, Mo. Write for parueulatrs. The hoise that General Grant lat used is leading a comfortable life on a farm near St.Louis, Mo., where it is tenderly cared for. Deafness Can't Be4 Cured by local applications, as they cannot reach the dieased iportion of the eiar. There is only one way to cure deafness, an d that is by constitu tional remiedies. Deafness is caused by an In flamed condition of the mucous lIning of the Eustachilan Tube. When this tube gets In flamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect hearing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deaf ness Is the result, and unles.4 the Inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to 1 s normal condit.en, hearing will be destroyed [orever ; nine cases out often are caused by hatarrh. which is nothIng but an infiamedi cona dition of the mucous surfaces. We will give One Hunared Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that we cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. ' F. J. CH-ENEY &CO., Toledo,o0. Sold by druggists 75 cents. Parties in Nova Scotia are making ar angements with steamship companies f or the exportation of live lobsters to England. Warm weather often causes extreme tired feeing and debility, and in the weakened con dition of the system, diseases arising fromn Im pure bleod are liable to appear. To gain strength, to oercome disease, and to purify, vitallZe, and enrich the blood, take Hood's Sarsaparilla. A stray cat in Wisconsin carried dip teria into a family, and caused the death of five childr-n. Timber. Mineral. Farm Lands and Ranches in Ntissoeuri. jKanstas, Texas and Arkansas, bought and' solO. Tyier & Co.. Kansas City. Mb. Joseph Manlove is making money running a water farm in Indiana. H~e raises only fish and frogs. Can% Kiuiney Cure for Dropsy, Gravel, DIabetes, Bright's, pheart, Urbnary or Liver Diseases, Nerv onsess, etc- Cure guara-nteed. 831 A rch Street, Philad'a. $l a bottle, 6 for $5, or druggist. 1000 certificates of cures. TIry it. The operation of cutting diamonds comprises three phases--splitting, sbap log and polishing. iaffllcted with soreeyes use Dr. Ismao Thornp. son'sEy-water. Druggists sell at dme. per bottle A western cowboy committed suicIde because a thirteen-year'.od girl refused in marq his UUMOROUS. PRECAUTION MEAsURE.-"Maria's inquired Mr. Billus, "what kind of a gir is this Eecond cousin of yours that" coming to visit us?" "I don't know much about igr,' 'an swered Mrs. Billus, "except that she is said to be a quite pretty, and-where are you gomg, John?', "I Pm going to take that rug from the 1,bary floor and put It down in front ,f the big l!oking-glass," Too MANY FINGERS IN THE PIE. She-"What, you love me? Why, y.:u do not know enough about me yet." He (having seen her fa'ber's rating In Bradstreet) -',I know enough to love you and ask you to bp my wife." She-"Ah, If you kilow allyou would not ask that." He-"What, Is your heart i: the grave?" she-"No, but I have nine younger sisters. A NW YoRK CLARA VEREDE VERE. Miss. Van Wirt-"No, Lord North bury, I c;uld never marry you. Your are not my equal." Lord Northbury-"Not your equall Why. the blood of the Flantagenets cour sos in n.y veins. When your great grandfather was a pretty Du:ch trader, mire was sitting in the House of Lords." Miss Van Wirt-"Yes, but when your great-grandfather was sitting in the House of Lords, mine was Duying up town lots on Broadway." ARTFUL JACK.-"Why didn't you write oftener In answe.e to my letters, Jack?" she asked, tearfully. "Because, dearest," he remarked, "yours were so long ai.d interesting Ihat I spent all the tini reading them. Poisoned by Scrofula Is the sad story of many lives nrd ' miserable through no fault of their own. Scrofu'a is more especally than any other a hereditary disease, avd for this simple reason: Arising from im pure and insufficlent blood, the disease locates itself In the lymphatics, which are composed of white tissues; there is a period of fotal life when the whole body consists of white tissues, and therefore the unborn child is especially susceptible to this dreadful disease. But there is a remedy for scrofula, whether hereditary or acquired It Is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which by its powerfu! cffect upon the blood, expels every trace of Lhi d!.;. v;ie and gives tothe vital fluid the quality and u.,Ior of health. If you decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla do not ac cept any substitute. Hood's Sarsaparilla sold by all druggists. $I; six for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass. 100 Doses One Dollar WONDERS OF sCIENC.-Lady-"Do you take instantaw ons photograph?" Photographer-"Yes, madam; 1 can photograph a humming-bird on the wing, or a swallow in Its flight," Lady-"I want my b..by's picture taken." Photograpbee-"Yes, madam. Get threlttle fellow ready, and I will pre pare the chlorofor m.". One Thousand Donlars. I will forfeit the above amount, if I fall to prove that Floraplexion is the best medicine in existence for Dyspepsia. Indigestion or Bilious ness, It is a certain citre, an d atfords immedi -te relief, in catsui of Kidney and LiTer Comn rlaint, Nervous Debility and Consumption. Floraplexion builds up the weak system and cures where other remedies fail. Ask 'our druggist for It and get well. Valuable >ok "Things Worth Knowing," also, sample bottle sent free: all chatrges prepaid. Address Franklin Hart. 88 Warren street New Y orac. Albany, Oregon has a pumpkin weigh ing 108) pounds. Do You Ever soeculate i Any person sendi u's taeir name and a l dres will receiv'e informration that will lera.i to a fortune. Ben. Lewis & Oo-, Security Building, Kansa at'. Mo STOLEA GR AV. A Coiirid's Toutgh Stories' - e Miissouri Regiment. Capt. 0. D. Evans of Peoria was a nember of the Grana Army committee which inspected the soldier's home the other day, says the Quincy Whig, and while reminiscencing with a party of friends told a couple of stories to explain the manner in which the Eighth Missouri infantry gained the reputation of being the biggest thieves in the army. On one of their marches they passed a plantation and in a sort of a lean-to against a cabin close to the road an old negiro woman was cooking corn pone and bacon. Just as the head of the regiment got abreast of the shanty auntie wont into the house for something or other and one of the boys slipped into the lean-to on a foraging expedition. He examined the stove atnd then called out disgust edly: "Boys, here's some mighty good grub, but It isn't half cooked." "Hold on a minute; we'll help you,'' was the responrse, and he was joined by a couple of his comrades. Th len they picked up the stove, bacon, corn pone, and all, dumped it into a wagon, piled in soms~ wood, and went on, bound to have some "mighty good rub" when it was cooked. SThey did not con~lne their thieving propensities to tbings to' eat. On an other occasion the Eighth Wisconsin was camnped some distarnce belowv alemphis on the bank of the river, and, one of their number having died, they dug a grave in which to bury him. While the Badgers were attend inog to the funeral services the Mis 3urians came down the river in a trnsport and landed to give Christian burial to a cornradc who had sue cumbed to a wound received in a skirm ish the day before. They found the new-made grave, buried their dead in it, and left. In a few minutes the Wisconsin boys came along with re versed arms and muffled drums, and, seeing the little mound of fresh earth, one of them exclaimed: "By-GeorgLe, somebody has stole our grave." And they dug a new one. It was the Eighth Missouri which is said to have created the basis for a story credited to half the regiments in the service: They had been in camp several days at some place in Tennessee when an enraged farmer complained to the colonel that his men had robbed him of half his chickens. "How many chickens did you have?" asked the officer. "Fifty." "And how many were taken?" "Twenty-eight" "Then my men didn't have anything to do with your chickens, my good sir. You are on the wrong tri il." "But I know they did." "Oh, but I know they didn't. If hey had they would have taken every ilya techiken oin the Poost.L FOR fIF Swifts Specific S. S. S. has medicine. Considered For over Mr. Henry V. Sr West Va., says: ' fifty years, cure of Scrofula b the most wonderf it has been had the disease < all his life until he curing all age, and his whole bittered by it. Oi sorts of blood all sorts of treatm benefited him pe trouble from he took S. S. S. w? poison from his syi a ordinary hm sound and wel pimple to the worse types o 500f30V BLOOD 411D 8ill %E4SE3 F4EE. ISO'S REMEDY FO- CAK Cheapest. Relief Is immec Cold in the Head it has no equal. K A It is an Ointment, of which a nostnls. Price,50c. 2 ld by d't Addras. E. THE POSITI ELY BROTHERS. o Warren i TAK1G HIS TEMPERATURE.- The orator had talked for half an hour. "Oh, come on; let's go," said Bag lay. "Wait until be gets warmed up to his subject." whispered Bailey. An hour later Bagley sati: "Well he's warmed up now; let's go." "Can't you wait until the man cools down some?" Money Invested in choice one bundred dol lar building lots in suburbs of Kansas City will pay from five hundred to one thousand per cent. the next few years under our plan. $25 cash and $5)er month without Interest con trols a desirable lot. Particulars on applica tion. J. H.Bauerleiu & Co.. Kau.as City. Mo. The ramous Adel-berg grotto on the road to Trieste, Italy, was ri centlf ex plored, when discovery was male of two other grottos and a number of corridors communicating with the principle grot to. RIupture cureguaranteed by Dr. J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch St., Phil'a, Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de lay from business, attested by thou sands of cures after others fail, advice free, send for circular. At bitka, Alaska, the shortest d ty in the Sear, December 21, Is only six hours long, the sun rising at nine and setting at three. The longest day, June 21, is eiahteeni hou-s, the sun rising at three and sttog at nine. F IT S: Anl nts stoppea rree ny Dr. Kllne's Great Eerve Restorer. No Pits after irst day's use. .Mar velous cnres. Treat~ise and $2.uu trial bottle freet3 1-icases, send toIDr.Kime.Vmt Aren St. Falla.,Pa. It has been suggested that a good way to rid a town of mn >ths would be to set up a poaerful e'ectric light on the out skirts. The moth has an instinctive fondness for light, and especiatlly the electric light. Lee Wa's Cnm~zese Hleaidach Cure. Rarmless in effect, qui and positve ini at. . e, prerpaid on receilpt 0is1 per bottle. AttelO. & CSo. 52 Wadotte $t., Kiansas City, M1.. SHE GoT A SERYANT. - Husband (married one year)-"Why, Etta, what has become of your wedding ring?'* Wie-"I wore it out." Busband--"JHow could .vou wear it out?" Wife-"Doing the housework." Did you ever go within a mile of a soap fac tors ? If so you know wheit material they make soap of. Dobbins' Electric Soap factory is as free from odor as a chair factory. Try it once. Ask your grocer for it. Take no imitation. A writer in the London spectator thiitks that if parrots could be maile to breed in cap iiy, the parent birds might teach their young to talk, just as the canaries teach their accomplishment to t!.eir little ones. An Exten~ded Popuiarity. Baows's BRONr CHIAL THOcHES have for many years Deen tne most pular article in use for relieving Coughs and 'roat troubles. John Hanson Craig, of Danville, Ind., weighs over 600 pounds Frarer Axle Grease. Don't work your horses to death with por taxie grease; the Frazer is the only re liable make. Use it once, and you will have no other. A inew toy for children is a plain sheet ot paper on t' hich the figure of some animal has been traced with an invisible and tire-proof solution. The paper is set on tire on the edge, and it burns away. lewing the figure intact. Okahoma Guide Boo mi'd Map sent anywhere n receipt of 50cts.Tyler .o., Kansas City,Mo. A woman in New York City furnish s love letters at S1 apiece. ''Womn Efer Diseases and Their Treat ment " A valui.'ble illustrated book of seventy t oo pants sent free, on receipt of 10c.. to cover at of m:iiliing, etc. Address, 1'. 0. Box 1u66, l'ila., Pa. After forty years of immersion In the waters of the pool of Ectoschacht, not far from Hlernmannstadt, several umau bodies have been brought to surface in a state of perfect pres-r vation. $1,000 REWARD? the exineecoCTth XEEGEANT'S GAEGLIG OIL or a heuer wVorm lemedy than XEECHAI T'S T ORMi T ABLETS. Sold everpwhere. ,JoRHN H ODGE, Sec'r, Merchant's Gargling oi o. Lockport, N. Y.. U. s. A. LBEECHAM'S PILLS ACT LIK~E MAGIC N AW WEAK STO MACHZL as Cents.a Box. OF ALL DRUCCISTS. BI P'osters, A goutr. w.>m -n. lio~yI, .ne.,p DILohere.10.000o hrms wa nt lnA000 pesrsn permnently to hand ou a ers a. $1 a 1000. Particulars for a 2 cent st Lnp. AGENTs llERAL.D, jioX 2197. rh la , NERVE RESTORER 'Y YEARS, a record enjoyed by nQ otho Wonderful. G. ~ . ilth, of Belmont, he conside ' y 0 . ., One of VECE-. ul on record. He TA BLE, f the worst type was 22 years of AND youth was em- IS HARM course he had LESS ent, but nothing TO 'I H3 irmanently until MOST ilch cleansed the item, and cured LELICATE te n . cCHILD. E scrofula and blood poison. TilE $WIfl'f EC/fnC CO., 47L4J74, e4, ARRH.-Best. Eaclest to use. late. A Cufr Is certain. For s- - small particle is applied to the iftts-or sent by map Azr War-en P% VE CURE. et1wYorkF. Price 50 at The Cod That Helps to Cure The Cold. The disagreeable taste of the COD LIVER OIL Is dissipated in SCOTT'S EMRULSION Of Pure Cod L[ver OR wit HYPOPHOSPHITES OFTr M AD SODA. The patient suffering from CONSUMPTION9 FOR FIFTY YEARS! MRS. WINSLOW'S SOOT HING SYRUP ra eeedby th ser th itcM! h wl e ekn for e re looe th ldy softens the afla anawueca Cents a dete. kn FOR A ONE-DOLLAR BTL sent by me e will doivr free or allcagS to any perso -I u lly packea: dn itwc botl fVase e Pmd CaSe a . .Nee . D0 nr oOHIneWeaeslUdB (Exelirer Catto otiI omplet $5 hegbrET .F I~T. 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