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- to him that h,
been reading abou
.V me.d king of Egypt; but hai
lorgotten theaplace in the bibI wher
it was to be found, and, wishing t
refer to it immediately, had come t
him for the information he desired.
The minister referred the man C
the law to the book and chapter. and h
retraced his steps with a satisfied air
but his memory proved treacherou
again, for when he reached his hom
te could not recall anything th
ninister had told him. Determined
however, to vindicate the majesty c
the law, he drew an indictment in th
usual form and sent it to the gran<
jury; charging the contumacious it
dividual with having violated the law
of North Carolina in manner and fort
following, to wit: "Having taken th
name of the king of Egypt (name n<
recullected) in vain."
Helping the Donkey.
The late Emperor Frederick, whe
he was Crown Prince, while walkin
in the woods near the palace at Pott
dam one morning perceived an ol
milk woman who was pounding the as
attached to her milk wagon and tall
Ing in an excited tone to the balk
animal.
"What's the matter, my goo
womanP" asked the Prince.
"I am in a great hurry to serve m
customeps with milk," replied the ol
woman, who did not know the Prince
"and this accursed brute refuses t
budge; but if you would be kin
enough to pull him by the ears whil
I wari him up behind with this clu
he will go right along."
The. good-natured Prince seized th
animal by the ears and tugged awa)
while the old woman mauled the brut
with her cudgel. Sure enough, th
donkey trotted on, much to the joy
the woman.
When - the Prince told his mothe
about it she rebuked him for being .
familiar with the lower orders, where
upon the Prince laughingly replie<
"My father has helped many a donim
ulon'g at court."
How Does She Manage It?
Just how the fashionable woma
who appears night after night clad
a tulle dress, kid gloves and slipper;
and a pearl necklace, manages to e
p fgzrUmomia -rasieverhn
oble to vex and bother the dctt<
nd philosopher. These lovely c'rea
ures are certainly endowed with gre:
sndarance, wntever may be said<
their sense. Perhaps, as Carlyle sali
"Vanity is warmer than down, ar
~ride rivals the robe of ermine." Bi
gtat facts, the question was put
a pretty little creature, who never rea
a line of the sage. "I don't feel col
at all," she said, "in evening dres:
Just before dressing I bathe my necl
arms and shoulders in glycerine at
rose water, and after drying with
coarse towel, I have my maid rub n
down with alcohol. I don't need th
at all, but I do it to please papa.
think, however, it is a good idea, f<
my flesh never gets goosey, and th
is my second Eeason, and I haven
had a cold yet. Then I always wei
a warum wrap in the carriage, ai
when I get home I take a warm bat
and go to bed."-New York Star.
Gen. Rosecrans' Bravery.
The famous Gen. Rosecrans, wi
was placed on the retired kist by tl:
last Congress, is one of the bravel
men in Washington. Not all of hi
reputation for courage was gained c
the battlefield, either, for he is tU
only man in the capital bold enoug:
to walk down the street with D:
Mary Walker. Between the eccentri
doctor and the late Register of th
Kireasury there has long existed
*trong friendship. Clerks in Get
jtosecrans' office had become so accui
tonmed to seeing the little womani
muan's attire sitting near their chief
desk, chatting and laughing with hit
m~ost heartily, that they forgot to got
sip about it. Dr. Mary Walker has
very sunny temper, notwithstandin
her martyr-like and unsuccessful dev<
tion to her hoisby, and is besides
woman of sense and culture. Ger
Rtosecrans, gallant old veteran that 1
ie, has no patience with the thoughtke
persons who ridicule the doctor simp2
because her notions of dress do n<
conform to the conventional, and h:
- ~more than once proved, his sincerit
and indepen)Cdence by strolling a bloc
or two along crowded Pennsylvani
svenne ini the~ mannish little woman
iompany.
11. de ~e ep,' Interesting FamIly.
M. and Mmne. de Lesseps held a r
:eption a few evenings ago, where ti
Thief attraction: w-i the p:esence of n
the old moau's children, the .wo by b
first marriage and the eleven by h
second. Hius eldest "bov" is abo'
if ty-five years of age, and his younge
rhild, a daughte:', Gisele, is four year
old; the age of the eldest child
sixty-seven. Comte de Lesseps hinr
self is now in his eighty-fifth year; I
is rapidly breaking~ up-or down, bt
still retains a good flow of animatio
for a gentlieman never at any time mei
curial. They say the failure of th
Fanamna Ca.nd h'as never affected him
heben t'-t his s' eme is hein
M yaemaiay
boy
t went
tt P. II- 3
?A,
SKaite. Ii , us
.ciedness I make asSer
'he was one of the t love
Zs I er new
1 r heiind as
:z -a oavillow
n. Her
Ir U.1cr
wernt quite
SIumis gray,
S bley with
- id's g upon
AntA..Ic it yet,
the clinging tresses au , antup with
sunbeams that played hid d seek
tmong them.
There was a winsome, wistful ex
pression about the red lips and the
curving6 .1nes of her dimpled chin that
) seemed to have been cast in the mould
of a smile, so that even when some
body hurt her feelings, and the tears
5 came in the innocent eyes, the smile
remained on the mouth and chin.
Cousin Kate came to live with us
Decause her father was dead, and I
think Grandpa was the administrator
: Dr guardian, or something of the sort,
0 and looked after her property.
She was not very close kin, but we
all called her Cousin Kate, because i'
Iseemed to please her.
She never suspected that I was
smitten with her charms, although 1
wts dreaming about her every ni-ht,
and during the day wearing out niv
knife carving many a big cranky "K"
y in the magnolias and sycamore tree'
,n the hammock.
d I used to wish that I were a man
so that I wouldn't have to take those
d hateful drenches, and could marry
Cousin Kate and build me a house on
the high hill that overlooked the river
and the hammock and the ridgy wood
b lands beyond. But I was too yomng.
[ could not have her for my own,
..nd all I could do was to worship her.
Finally, as in all love stories, the
villain appeared upon the scene. The
villain came in the shape of Dick Tuc
k fer, who rode a big grey horse, and
wore calfskin boots and a white hat,
: and possessed that fatal gift of beauty
'i that was demoniac to me.
Phe-e-ew1 I How I hated that man l
He was a clever enough sort of feb
sow, I suppose; and most people liked
nhim very well, bi~aidi7d de{~st him
0, ,~tL"Iim in my sight!I
-He first came pretending to talk pol
aitics with Grandpa, and, he .wdald sit
i:and listen to the old man's Indian war
Istories for a long while. But 1 no
ticed that when Cousin Kate were out
Iwith a pink rose in her hair, he looked
dlike he wanted to eat her with his
black eyes; and he would twist his
dblack moustache and try to look sweet.
d Then I used to go out among the
- tea weeds, in the back yard, and get a
jstick and thrash the old locust tree. I
a didn't cuss, then, because I was afraid
Le of the Good Lord and Grindpa; but I
is used the strongest by-word that I
Scotild find on the borderlands of blas
phemy; and every time I'd hit that
t tree Pd grit my teeth and mutter:
r "Dogon, Dick Tucker! Dogon,
.d Dick Tucker! Dogon, Dick Tucker!"
2At last he got so he did not stop to
listen to Grandpa, and would go over
and sit by Cousin Kate, and talk to
o her just as sweetly,
eI linally made up my mind that 1
t would put a quietus on his courting
sexploits. Then I proceeded to put my
plan into execution.
LDick was proud of his horse, and
he rode with short martingales, and a
curb bit which made the horse arch
his neck and bounce up and down in
fine style as he came galloping up the.
lane. Dick always came along about
~2 o'clock Sundays, and I knew that he
~.made his horse do that way to a tc
Cousin Kate's attention.
'I laid my plans accordingly
Ha! ha! ha! It tickles me now to
think how I salivated him. I got me
a long horn and I loaded it like a gun.
SFirst I put in a whole handful of
fine, light ashes to make the smoke;
then I put down a charge of little;
black pimples; then some more ashes,
eand followed with pimples, until 'I
~had the horn chuck full.
Teewas a low place in the roac
aoteur e of a mile down the
lane, and a big, green goose puddle
was there.
kIn the dog fennels that grew in thi
fence jamb, I ensconced myself, and ]
felt like some deadly assassin gloating
over anticipated revenge.
Hlate nerved my arm and concen
trated jealousy strengthened rmy heart.
.Ah! Cousin Kate ! A few minute4
e would decide between man and man,
I or rathr bay Victor or vanquiebed.
SI wonit 4ake my all ou the cast of:
that iorn.
tTher e was a clatter of hoofs down
he road. Nearer and nearer, near
and nearer, and then I caught a
glmpse of tossing mane and flowing,
mi'al, high boots, and white hat.
mSpringing up I uttered a loud
-" boom!" and I threw the horn at the
horse's head.
4There was a snort from the horse, i
pdlthtsent th3 slimy wtri
puddle trat ide of the road to
aho-wer from one si
the other. -
,A riderless horse Went ow
the lane in the directi~n from
Ie came ''buckity, d,
far coni l,'I#stop to see much
\ aut Tent over the fence, undes
ience or thlrough the crack I have
never known.
I looked back one ire when I heard
a crash, and I saw the top rail break
with my frantic pursuer, and he
tumbled back and rolled over in the
iand, white hat and all.
I paused not in my flight till Ireached
the plum orchard, a hundred yards
away, and then I stopped to listen to
Ponchartrain, who had sneaked along
after me, and after I fired on the en
.my Ponch took after the horse and
ran him out of sight, baying at every
jump. Ile then flew back and made
a dash at Dick, who was trying to
'%eep him off with his hat.
As I plunged into the orchard and
topped to listen I heard somebody
laughing fit to kill, and looking around
there lay Cousin Kate on the grass,
convulsed with laugliter.
She bad come down there to eat a
few green plums and salt and had seen
the whole affair.
She didn't see me, and I slipped out
and scooted away toward the branch
head, where I stopped and listened to
Grandpa trying to make Ponchartrain
come ofT.
That se' tled Dick Tucker's courtship.
So soon as the dog was called off Dick
got his breath, and of all the cursing
that I ever heard, he did it right there.
I didn't blame him.
I was glad of it, for he had always
talked to Grandpa and Cousin Kate
like sugar wouldn't melt in his mouth;
and I just wanted Grandpa to know
?im in his true character.
It was kite supper time when I slunk
into the kitchen, and I felt like going
out and eating some green Chinaber
jies to kill myself.
1 just knew that Grandpa was going
to make me know that there was a
hereafter.
But strange to say, the old man
looked at me right straight, and then
broke out in a big laugh.
"Why, Kate, I do r'aly believe the
'oy's agwine to git hearty. I knowed
that Jerusalem oak would do him good.
G;o and take your cinders, my son, for
you're gittin' some blood in y-our face
at last."
Cousin Kate gave me a curious look,
and then I saw the blood rush to her
face, and d1e seemed to be choking to
airnt it like crying until she
came au 4 spered:
Debad about it. H~e's so
prud'su. L. :ky that 1' wanted to see
him took down just a little bit, any
hiw."
Ah, winsome Kate ! long are the days
since last we met. But when your
prototype reads this story she will for
give me for mixing up your swect face
with this ridiculous story.
Fitted to be the heroine of a sweeter
story than I can pen, your spirituelle
face shines out like a star among the
broken clouds of these ragged remit
uiscences.-Montgomfery Folsomn.
T1w PECLtAR F ACEs.-Mra. Bills
600 "What pecuflar faces, Mirs. Bullion
the Japanese give the figures they put
upon their wares."
Johnny Bullion (unsolicited) "They
can't bold a candle to the faces my pop
per puts on when mnommer gives him thi
bills for them."
A TE UNDER PROTEST. -"Well," sail
Brown to his newly-married frient
"so your wife does the cooking. I won
der you are alive to tell the tale!"
"Yes," replied the other, "but I an
alive-alive and kicking."
Mrs. Jacob Benton, of Lanc.tster' N.
H., gas been an invalid for over five
years. During that time she has learned
to speak and write five language4.
P
ONE ENJOYS~
Both the method and results when
Syrup of Figs is taken; it is pleasant
and refreshing to the taste, and acta
gently yet promptly on the Kidneys,
Liver and Bowels, cleanses the sye
temn effectually, dispels colds, head
acbes and fevers and cures habitual
constipation. Syrup of Figs is the
only remedy of its kind ever pro
duced, pleasing to the taste and so
eeptable to the stomach, prompt in
its action and truly beneficial mnits
effects, prepared only from the most
healthy and agreeable substances,
its many excellent qualities com
mend it to all and have made it
the most popular remedy known.
Syrup of Figs b for sale in 50o
and $1 bottles by all leading drug
gists. Any reliable druggist who
may not have it on hand will pro
ure it promptly for any one who
wishes to try it. Do not accept
any substitute.
CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO.
SAN FRANCISCO, CAL.
- nOrIBYUE, T . 3e 1W YO3if. K. Y
The peop ait 0 T .orld's
Dispensary c Luffila, N. Y.,I
have a stock-aking time once
a year and -hat do you think
they do? Ount the number
- botthes :hat've been re
turned by tle men and women
who say hat Dr. Pierce's
Golden Mdical Discovery or
DI~-Pierce' Favorite Prescrip
tion didn't lo what they said
it would d).
And hoy many do you
think the; have to count.
One in ten? Not one in fve
hundred !
Here te two remedies
one the Golden Medical Dis
covery, for regulating and in
vigorating the liver and purify
ing the 3lood; the other, the
hope of weakly womanhood,
and they've been sold for
years, scid by the million bot
tles; sold under a positive
guaranee, and not one in five
hundrmd can say:
" It was not the medicine for
me !"
And-is there any reasonI
why you should be the one..
And-supposing you are what
do you lose ? Absolutely
nothing !
it;" =5 Eg
LIKE
aht]RDA 4S
CONDITION POWDER
Ilghn tntted. Dose small. 1n quantity comfe
Smtlnomneth cent a day per hen. ]'reynt, an
pares aU dise If you can't bt y
~co-pad ne ack25. F~e. V214b a $L20.
ad. Test fron ree. Send tamp. ur
wah. FAnera' Politry Gide (price 25c-) fre *1t 81-0
rdm or more. L . JOHSIO & COBoston. Mass.
ASTHMA.
- Popham's A s t h m a
Speciflo
(ives immediate relief.
It Is believed to be the
Best ASTHMA Remedy
known to humani ty.
Send for a Trial 'ack
age FREE.
Sold by Druggists.
Sent by mal. Postpaid.
for $1 per Box. Address, THO. l'oHA M 2001
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51 713
IN3,1117 Co aI "&-t-d beautlte Suk & Ratth
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TACOMA"* "" from TWTY to 100
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FLooRED.-The Duchess of Sham
coddy-''Our Engllih girls are more at
tractive to men than your American
girls."
Miss Manhatfan-"How is it then
that your men s em to prefer American
wives?"
Tie Duchess-"The exp'anntion in
those exceptional cases is simply that
the 2omeo needs money."
Miss Manhattan-"Then how is it
that Americain millinnaire don't marry
5O61ET IING OF A LIE.-She-Isnt
Doctor Anderson very absent-minded?"
H ' - "Yes. That's why he never
married, He went to kiss his sweet
heart's hand once and 'iaccinated her
imtead."
PARODO~iCAL.- Stern rarent-'I
say, Mr, Softleigrh?"
Softleigh-"Yes, Fir."
S.ern Parent-"You seem to stay
round a gr eat deal for a man who L.so
badly 'gone' as you are."
Nature's Blessed Aiistant.
Nothing has ever yet equalled St. Bernard
Vegetable Pills, to cure disease by stimulating
torpid livers, kidneys. skin, bowels, promoting
healthy digestion, nutrition, secretion and ex
cretion, purifying the blood, building up de
pressed vit~al force, removing congestlons and
counteractng the causes of disease. They
literally stand alone. A samole of the St.
Bernard Vegetable ?ills will be sent free to
all applicants. Address, St. Bernard, Bo'x :Mlo,
The rkeleton of the average English
man weighs about twenty-lyve pounds.
If cremated, the ashes turn the scale
t about a quarter of a pound.
Guaranteed nyve year eight per cent. FirV'
Mortgages on Kansas City properl y, interest
payablie every six months; principal and inter
st collected when duo and remitted without
x pense 10 lender. For sale by ,J. U. Bauerlein
i Co., Kansas City, Mo. Write for parueulatrs.
The hoise that General Grant lat
used is leading a comfortable life on a
farm near St.Louis, Mo., where it is
tenderly cared for.
Deafness Can't Be4 Cured
by local applications, as they cannot reach the
dieased iportion of the eiar. There is only one
way to cure deafness, an d that is by constitu
tional remiedies. Deafness is caused by an In
flamed condition of the mucous lIning of the
Eustachilan Tube. When this tube gets In
flamed you have a rumbling sound or Imperfect
hearing, and when it Is entirely closed, Deaf
ness Is the result, and unles.4 the Inflammation
can be taken out and this tube restored to 1 s
normal condit.en, hearing will be destroyed
[orever ; nine cases out often are caused by
hatarrh. which is nothIng but an infiamedi cona
dition of the mucous surfaces.
We will give One Hunared Dollars for any
case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that we
cannot cure by taking Hall's Catarrh Cure.
Send for circulars, free.
' F. J. CH-ENEY &CO., Toledo,o0.
Sold by druggists 75 cents.
Parties in Nova Scotia are making ar
angements with steamship companies
f or the exportation of live lobsters to
England.
Warm weather often causes extreme tired
feeing and debility, and in the weakened con
dition of the system, diseases arising fromn Im
pure bleod are liable to appear. To gain strength,
to oercome disease, and to purify, vitallZe,
and enrich the blood, take Hood's Sarsaparilla.
A stray cat in Wisconsin carried dip
teria into a family, and caused the
death of five childr-n.
Timber. Mineral. Farm Lands and Ranches
in Ntissoeuri. jKanstas, Texas and Arkansas,
bought and' solO. Tyier & Co.. Kansas City. Mb.
Joseph Manlove is making money
running a water farm in Indiana. H~e
raises only fish and frogs.
Can% Kiuiney Cure for
Dropsy, Gravel, DIabetes, Bright's,
pheart, Urbnary or Liver Diseases, Nerv
onsess, etc- Cure guara-nteed. 831
A rch Street, Philad'a. $l a bottle, 6
for $5, or druggist. 1000 certificates of
cures. TIry it.
The operation of cutting diamonds
comprises three phases--splitting, sbap
log and polishing.
iaffllcted with soreeyes use Dr. Ismao Thornp.
son'sEy-water. Druggists sell at dme. per bottle
A western cowboy committed suicIde
because a thirteen-year'.od girl refused
in marq his
UUMOROUS.
PRECAUTION MEAsURE.-"Maria's
inquired Mr. Billus, "what kind of a
gir is this Eecond cousin of yours that"
coming to visit us?"
"I don't know much about igr,' 'an
swered Mrs. Billus, "except that she
is said to be a quite pretty, and-where
are you gomg, John?',
"I Pm going to take that rug from
the 1,bary floor and put It down in front
,f the big l!oking-glass,"
Too MANY FINGERS IN THE PIE.
She-"What, you love me? Why, y.:u
do not know enough about me yet."
He (having seen her fa'ber's rating
In Bradstreet) -',I know enough to love
you and ask you to bp my wife."
She-"Ah, If you kilow allyou would
not ask that."
He-"What, Is your heart i: the
grave?"
she-"No, but I have nine younger
sisters.
A NW YoRK CLARA VEREDE VERE.
Miss. Van Wirt-"No, Lord North
bury, I c;uld never marry you. Your
are not my equal."
Lord Northbury-"Not your equall
Why. the blood of the Flantagenets
cour sos in n.y veins. When your great
grandfather was a pretty Du:ch trader,
mire was sitting in the House of Lords."
Miss Van Wirt-"Yes, but when
your great-grandfather was sitting in
the House of Lords, mine was Duying
up town lots on Broadway."
ARTFUL JACK.-"Why didn't you
write oftener In answe.e to my letters,
Jack?" she asked, tearfully.
"Because, dearest," he remarked,
"yours were so long ai.d interesting
Ihat I spent all the tini reading them.
Poisoned
by Scrofula
Is the sad story of many lives nrd ' miserable
through no fault of their own. Scrofu'a is more
especally than any other a hereditary disease,
avd for this simple reason: Arising from im
pure and insufficlent blood, the disease locates
itself In the lymphatics, which are composed
of white tissues; there is a period of fotal life
when the whole body consists of white tissues,
and therefore the unborn child is especially
susceptible to this dreadful disease. But there
is a remedy for scrofula, whether hereditary
or acquired It Is Hood's Sarsaparilla, which
by its powerfu! cffect upon the blood, expels
every trace of Lhi d!.;. v;ie and gives tothe vital
fluid the quality and u.,Ior of health. If you
decide to take Hood's Sarsaparilla do not ac
cept any substitute.
Hood's Sarsaparilla
sold by all druggists. $I; six for $5. Prepared
only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Lowell, Mass.
100 Doses One Dollar
WONDERS OF sCIENC.-Lady-"Do
you take instantaw ons photograph?"
Photographer-"Yes, madam; 1 can
photograph a humming-bird on the
wing, or a swallow in Its flight,"
Lady-"I want my b..by's picture
taken."
Photograpbee-"Yes, madam. Get
threlttle fellow ready, and I will pre
pare the chlorofor m.".
One Thousand Donlars.
I will forfeit the above amount, if I fall to
prove that Floraplexion is the best medicine in
existence for Dyspepsia. Indigestion or Bilious
ness, It is a certain citre, an d atfords immedi
-te relief, in catsui of Kidney and LiTer Comn
rlaint, Nervous Debility and Consumption.
Floraplexion builds up the weak system and
cures where other remedies fail. Ask 'our
druggist for It and get well. Valuable >ok
"Things Worth Knowing," also, sample bottle
sent free: all chatrges prepaid. Address
Franklin Hart. 88 Warren street New Y orac.
Albany, Oregon has a pumpkin weigh
ing 108) pounds.
Do You Ever soeculate i
Any person sendi u's taeir name and a l
dres will receiv'e informration that will lera.i
to a fortune. Ben. Lewis & Oo-, Security
Building, Kansa at'. Mo
STOLEA GR AV.
A Coiirid's Toutgh Stories' - e
Miissouri Regiment.
Capt. 0. D. Evans of Peoria was a
nember of the Grana Army committee
which inspected the soldier's home the
other day, says the Quincy Whig,
and while reminiscencing with a party
of friends told a couple of stories to
explain the manner in which the
Eighth Missouri infantry gained the
reputation of being the biggest thieves
in the army. On one of their marches
they passed a plantation and in a sort
of a lean-to against a cabin close to
the road an old negiro woman was
cooking corn pone and bacon. Just as
the head of the regiment got abreast
of the shanty auntie wont into the
house for something or other and one
of the boys slipped into the lean-to on
a foraging expedition. He examined
the stove atnd then called out disgust
edly:
"Boys, here's some mighty good
grub, but It isn't half cooked."
"Hold on a minute; we'll help you,''
was the responrse, and he was joined
by a couple of his comrades. Th len
they picked up the stove, bacon, corn
pone, and all, dumped it into a wagon,
piled in soms~ wood, and went on,
bound to have some "mighty good
rub" when it was cooked.
SThey did not con~lne their thieving
propensities to tbings to' eat. On an
other occasion the Eighth Wisconsin
was camnped some distarnce belowv
alemphis on the bank of the river,
and, one of their number having died,
they dug a grave in which to bury
him. While the Badgers were attend
inog to the funeral services the Mis
3urians came down the river in a
trnsport and landed to give Christian
burial to a cornradc who had sue
cumbed to a wound received in a skirm
ish the day before. They found the
new-made grave, buried their dead in
it, and left. In a few minutes the
Wisconsin boys came along with re
versed arms and muffled drums, and,
seeing the little mound of fresh earth,
one of them exclaimed: "By-GeorgLe,
somebody has stole our grave." And
they dug a new one.
It was the Eighth Missouri which
is said to have created the basis for
a story credited to half the regiments
in the service:
They had been in camp several days
at some place in Tennessee when an
enraged farmer complained to the
colonel that his men had robbed him
of half his chickens.
"How many chickens did you have?"
asked the officer.
"Fifty."
"And how many were taken?"
"Twenty-eight"
"Then my men didn't have anything
to do with your chickens, my good sir.
You are on the wrong tri il."
"But I know they did."
"Oh, but I know they didn't. If
hey had they would have taken every
ilya techiken oin the Poost.L
FOR fIF
Swifts Specific S. S. S. has
medicine. Considered
For over Mr. Henry V. Sr
West Va., says: '
fifty years, cure of Scrofula b
the most wonderf
it has been had the disease <
all his life until he
curing all age, and his whole
bittered by it. Oi
sorts of blood all sorts of treatm
benefited him pe
trouble from he took S. S. S. w?
poison from his syi
a ordinary hm sound and wel
pimple to the worse types o
500f30V BLOOD 411D 8ill %E4SE3 F4EE.
ISO'S REMEDY FO- CAK
Cheapest. Relief Is immec
Cold in the Head it has no equal.
K A
It is an Ointment, of which a
nostnls. Price,50c. 2 ld by d't
Addras. E.
THE POSITI
ELY BROTHERS. o Warren i
TAK1G HIS TEMPERATURE.- The
orator had talked for half an hour.
"Oh, come on; let's go," said Bag
lay.
"Wait until be gets warmed up to his
subject." whispered Bailey.
An hour later Bagley sati: "Well
he's warmed up now; let's go."
"Can't you wait until the man cools
down some?"
Money Invested in choice one bundred dol
lar building lots in suburbs of Kansas City will
pay from five hundred to one thousand per
cent. the next few years under our plan. $25
cash and $5)er month without Interest con
trols a desirable lot. Particulars on applica
tion. J. H.Bauerleiu & Co.. Kau.as City. Mo.
The ramous Adel-berg grotto on the
road to Trieste, Italy, was ri centlf ex
plored, when discovery was male of two
other grottos and a number of corridors
communicating with the principle grot
to.
RIupture cureguaranteed by
Dr. J. B. Mayer, 831 Arch St., Phil'a,
Pa. Ease at once, no operation or de
lay from business, attested by thou
sands of cures after others fail, advice
free, send for circular.
At bitka, Alaska, the shortest d ty in
the Sear, December 21, Is only six hours
long, the sun rising at nine and setting
at three. The longest day, June 21, is
eiahteeni hou-s, the sun rising at three
and sttog at nine.
F IT S: Anl nts stoppea rree ny Dr. Kllne's Great
Eerve Restorer. No Pits after irst day's use. .Mar
velous cnres. Treat~ise and $2.uu trial bottle freet3
1-icases, send toIDr.Kime.Vmt Aren St. Falla.,Pa.
It has been suggested that a good way
to rid a town of mn >ths would be to set
up a poaerful e'ectric light on the out
skirts. The moth has an instinctive
fondness for light, and especiatlly the
electric light.
Lee Wa's Cnm~zese Hleaidach Cure. Rarmless
in effect, qui and positve ini at. . e,
prerpaid on receilpt 0is1 per bottle. AttelO. & CSo.
52 Wadotte $t., Kiansas City, M1..
SHE GoT A SERYANT. - Husband
(married one year)-"Why, Etta, what
has become of your wedding ring?'*
Wie-"I wore it out."
Busband--"JHow could .vou wear it
out?"
Wife-"Doing the housework."
Did you ever go within a mile of a soap fac
tors ? If so you know wheit material they make
soap of. Dobbins' Electric Soap factory is as
free from odor as a chair factory. Try it once.
Ask your grocer for it. Take no imitation.
A writer in the London spectator
thiitks that if parrots could be maile to
breed in cap iiy, the parent birds
might teach their young to talk, just as
the canaries teach their accomplishment
to t!.eir little ones.
An Exten~ded Popuiarity. Baows's BRONr
CHIAL THOcHES have for many years Deen tne
most pular article in use for relieving Coughs
and 'roat troubles.
John Hanson Craig, of Danville, Ind.,
weighs over 600 pounds
Frarer Axle Grease.
Don't work your horses to death with
por taxie grease; the Frazer is the only re
liable make. Use it once, and you will
have no other.
A inew toy for children is a plain sheet
ot paper on t' hich the figure of some
animal has been traced with an invisible
and tire-proof solution. The paper is
set on tire on the edge, and it burns away.
lewing the figure intact.
Okahoma Guide Boo mi'd Map sent anywhere
n receipt of 50cts.Tyler .o., Kansas City,Mo.
A woman in New York City furnish
s love letters at S1 apiece.
''Womn Efer Diseases and Their Treat
ment " A valui.'ble illustrated book of seventy
t oo pants sent free, on receipt of 10c.. to cover
at of m:iiliing, etc. Address, 1'. 0. Box 1u66,
l'ila., Pa.
After forty years of immersion In
the waters of the pool of Ectoschacht,
not far from Hlernmannstadt, several
umau bodies have been brought to
surface in a state of perfect pres-r
vation.
$1,000 REWARD?
the exineecoCTth
XEEGEANT'S GAEGLIG OIL or a heuer
wVorm lemedy than XEECHAI T'S T ORMi
T ABLETS. Sold everpwhere.
,JoRHN H ODGE, Sec'r,
Merchant's Gargling oi o.
Lockport, N. Y.. U. s. A.
LBEECHAM'S PILLS
ACT LIK~E MAGIC
N AW WEAK STO MACHZL
as Cents.a Box.
OF ALL DRUCCISTS.
BI P'osters, A goutr. w.>m -n. lio~yI, .ne.,p
DILohere.10.000o hrms wa nt lnA000 pesrsn
permnently to hand ou a ers a. $1 a 1000.
Particulars for a 2 cent st Lnp.
AGENTs llERAL.D, jioX 2197. rh la ,
NERVE RESTORER
'Y YEARS,
a record enjoyed by nQ otho
Wonderful. G. ~ .
ilth, of Belmont,
he conside '
y 0 . ., One of VECE-.
ul on record. He TA BLE,
f the worst type
was 22 years of AND
youth was em- IS HARM
course he had LESS
ent, but nothing TO 'I H3
irmanently until MOST
ilch cleansed the
item, and cured LELICATE
te n . cCHILD.
E scrofula and blood poison.
TilE $WIfl'f EC/fnC CO., 47L4J74, e4,
ARRH.-Best. Eaclest to use.
late. A Cufr Is certain. For
s- -
small particle is applied to the
iftts-or sent by map
Azr War-en P%
VE CURE.
et1wYorkF. Price 50 at
The Cod
That Helps to Cure
The Cold.
The disagreeable
taste of the
COD LIVER OIL
Is dissipated in
SCOTT'S
EMRULSION
Of Pure Cod L[ver OR wit
HYPOPHOSPHITES
OFTr M AD SODA.
The patient suffering from
CONSUMPTION9
FOR FIFTY YEARS!
MRS. WINSLOW'S
SOOT HING SYRUP
ra eeedby th ser th itcM! h
wl e ekn for e re
looe th ldy softens the afla
anawueca Cents a dete. kn
FOR A ONE-DOLLAR BTL sent by me
e will doivr free or allcagS to any perso -I
u lly packea:
dn itwc botl fVase e Pmd
CaSe a . .Nee . D0
nr oOHIneWeaeslUdB
(Exelirer Catto otiI omplet $5
hegbrET .F I~T. Co. 4StatE. -t.N.T
o Illsrea."lbe andtfully en,
d or usbecis & fo yar ai
FRAZE.HLRAHA),IE
X1 ast boe Amuserdamd ta~
eece yhata. 01.GE Told GENDu.
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ntrores, 141 Mnroet, Wasingo, .C
1ormton .WO.B.CLAD.&C
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Byrainthsrough knwledgelaimthe atural lawc
wh.' oer n t e n ot etose o - di esto a u
ioesad yacaeu ppic..io of thAe pou?
Yur afs tls wit a Adel il Nrvoures9
bat osion.. egrdl'y biltup nt