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r e brh 1y te only remedi ,1teasures whiob mey - * legitimately employed in , y" erlttlit- 'rlak or Itijury. A ongi1; < irst comes the hot bath, If a Taas sperienctd a ,ohiD, 'r eet$ any way out if sorts; the nurse will hardly a ever e)y'letmudresasig him before ti,e fire aid klvidg him.a five minutes bat in water about thq,, twperature of 100 degrees, following.thle ., ith. a thdrough drying and consignment to bed for the regt 9t the day.. If the child's body is kept ~ wrm, while plenty of. fresh. air circulates .through tlie room, this simple measure will often suffice to remove all uneasiness, and to prevent the slight, chill resulting .frois cold. If the. reath ing Is at all affectedi or the child's or. sounds hoarse, a poutice of linseed meat or . brazy wilt zobabJy b6 useful. 1i shuld be made by stirring the meal with boiling water to a stiff amooth consistence, and then env6loing the hot mass In a thin cloth.or flanuel tak- 1 ing care that It is not wet enough to drip, and that the bed and night elothes are not made damp in putting it on. A piece of wadding laid over the poultice will keep it warm longer. As soon as it becomes cool it should be removed, and, ifliecessary, a hot one substituted. It another poultice is note pu o the chest should be carefully . de ad sprinkled with a little starqgloioe powder, and a piece of warm flannel Iaid over it for the next few hours. But if the symptoms of cold do not dis appear within a" few. hours, a doctor should be at,ouco.called in. SouP STOCK.-Put abcef bonA weigh lig thlee pounds into three quart.aof water and set on tq boil., Cut tp small a pound or lean ham or bacon, fry brown, then add the liquor from the bones; cover up the kettle and simmer five L:ours, strain through a hair Eieve I and set by till cold. lemove the fat and it ,will be ready., for any soup that.may Le required. . OlcN A rPLE I'Ino.-Cover a deep pie dish with a rich brust, sprinkle a small handful of flour over the bottem, and a - tablespoon of molaises. Pare tart ap ples and cut in halves, fill a pie dish as iull as the apples can be placyd. Cover the top with sugar and a little cinnamon or nutmeg to the taste, add a small piece of butter. Bake until the appjes are cooked through. fGoL CAKE.- -One and-one-half cups - of sugar, two-thirds of at cup of butter, one cup of sweet, nilk, three cups oI sifted flour, yolks of six eggs,'one even teaspoonful of dodil and three teaspoons ful of cream tartar. Stir the sugar and butter to a creau. Add the.yolks after )eating,tiem thoroughly, then the cup of sweet milk and ti e flour, through which the soda and cream tartar should previously have been sifted. IPUl)ING SA UcE.-Arrow-root sauce for bread or r ce puddings is made ol two tablespoon'sful of arrow-root, the t Juice of one lerr on, a itttle grated nut- i meg, half a pin of water, and sugar to the taste. Wet lie arrow-root with the I water, stir it until" It is smootl; add the it otl er ingredient's and let it all come to a boil, A1.hOND,.AUFf.AUF..--loii a Pint ! andsa h of milk, aid in it a large cup *r. r crumis, keepmng. all stirred.M until it thickinus; then .turn It out to cool. Meanwhile mix a quarter of a I ound of' pounided almonds with a I t.ouplle of tabiespoonlsful of sugar, a lit-= tle grated lemon peel and the yolks of1 eix eggs, with their whites whiploed l'o a snow. Stir all together gently, but- I ter the mould welh, shake in as miany cru mbs as will adhere to it; (ili and bake ! at onice. EQUAT harts of strong ammonia wa ter, ether and alcohol torm a valuable cilanimg compouund. Pass a piece of blotting paper under the grease spot, moisten a sponge lirst with water to ienzder it "greedy," then- with time mix,. lure, and rub the. spot with it, in a I moment it, is dissolved, saponiiled, and a absorbed by thme sponge and blotter., A llYsIAN prescribes thme follow ing gargle for a sore throat: "A table spoonful of glycerine and a little salt eay half' a teaspoon ful-in a half glass of water. 'MLiERRI.Y warm the back by L,he fire, amnd never continue keeping the back exposed t.o.hieaj after it has. becorre comfortably warm. To do. other wie is debilitating. W H EN- going from a warm atmos phiere into a cooler one, keep time n,outh" closed so that the air may lbe warmed in Its passage through the nmose,eore it reaches the lhngs.S N Ev E R stand still in cold weather, (specially after haviig taken a slight degree of exercise, and nlways avoid standing on ice or snow, or where the pierson is exposed to cold wind.: EO(. PLA NT, FR IED-CUt, the veg etabie uitolices onequarter of' ain ibchi a thick, without removing the skin. Sprinkle sait over each slice and return thme slices to their original shapo, press gently to extract the ju.ce, then drams - aind jeel, dlip them In egg, roll themn -bread crumbs'ant' fry thmemr m plenty of hot, fat. Ciiocol.ATEa .UDIUNO.-Iieat a quart of milk to near boilling. TLhicken with (dissolved cornstarch, and sweeten. Stir in half a teacdtp df grated chocolate. Flavor with vamila, and serve witha cream, when cold. (.ontN It EA; TNA FFr.as.--P6ur one C quart of boillng hot mrilk overonie and t one-half.pintsor cornmeal, add one ta- t blespoontul'of h tter, and o>f lard, a tea- 1 spoon of salt and three egge, well bea.t-I en, mix thoroughly and bake immed I ately. To prepare raisimis for cooking, ['rt is lcK off the stems, then pour-6n hot le water sumlent to cover them;let them ! standl a moment, theu , add cold water I nutil hiaas can -be borne In it; wash t and draipe Theiy can ' then .be seeded i very easily wvithiout the~ useio 1' the I kinife, a., Eau 03xE,RT.-Yolks of six eggs well-beaten, one: teaspoon of flour, one i cap of milk, salt and pepper. Beat the ic whites ofi r ggs to astiff froth and 10 add.t6 ine mixture just before cooking. i t .7 al the frying pan about half full and i cook slowly fifteen minutes. 'Then roll an out in a hot dish and serve at once. 'i tti l ' .' ' F t ' ' $GoLESTIONrs AS TO UIA3Wi 7QER Ao1IGiT AJ4D HEAVY 1SOl.a.--+0 se. ure a good crop ot grass '10 is not all hat the soul must be rich and capabhl it mu prtnrd tb gr9i> : 9r..,vgrh*l ndtbz41ds 'f.Ybr e considered. Of the graes, c fe eavy soils may be nntioned perenn! ye grass, tall- op&grask tulian rye grass, ue ead oxtail and entlpk : andy r, .rathier, san ioaW) se ils rested dogetail, orchard gras ., re.t Lot ough-4talked meadow, owl .weado% rid hard fescue are preferable. Next, t must be observed it-the land inten: led for grass is dry of damp, and agait be grasses may be separated, accord ng to mo!sture- required, In order to dapt them to proper conditions.' For lamp soils, Italian rye grass, rough talked:meadow ,1194 1efes0 e,J' nd meadow a are - su e lome graeses o nd dry, spil s rliial rass, tall %p$ g ores logetail, I, .; p.,,~P escue and entucky blue grass. Iry soils may be mentioned the red esoue and hard fescue. The grasses a are not .injured by se re .cold 't iter ar erenual e rass, itall neadow Mt grass, ores d $tali, red op, tall fescue, red fescue, fowl mea low, hard fescue and meadow foxtail. Some kinds require more seed than >thers, and there-is a difference:iq the ieight of the various kinds. The time >f sowing is also important, but much lepends on the climate. Where the easons are long a d the summer has )een.dry. the land ay be made ready luring that time. and.. the seed sown hickly in the fall, or as soon as the fall alns begin. This gives the young lants' a chance to grow and:become ooted Gefore winter, and if .there be ny bald spots in toie spring the vacan ;les may be reseoded. It is 'important o make the seed-bed fine for grass and )rush,the segd in. Tbis. is not usually lone, but it will save seed and'secure 'a )etter "catch" on the land, it sown n the spring the ground should fits "be dlowed in the fall and cross-plowed in ,he spring, harrowina down fine before mutt lug in the sed. The clovers should tot be overlooked. For pasture the vhite clover may be advantageousl) teed. For a grasw crop to be mowed, and the ground' used for corn after the od is turned under, red clover has no (dal. On light soil it may be seeded u the fall, and on heavy soils in the pring, On glain land. A CHEAP hose for. watering plants can te made of heavy ducking. Cut the lucking int9 strips the width needed o make the size wanted, fold the edges ogether, and sew two seams with a ewing machine, -Then roll into rolls r balls, and boll in grafting wax, the ame as cloth for grafting purposes. 'I made 150 feet of such hose," "to vater strawberries and vegetables. .1 ut the cloth lengthwise, about flift) 'et in a section, and then sewed the ections together. It will leak a little, ut not enough to amount to any hiiig,h, As a comparison of the advantages f sheep for Improving the soil, with ows, it may be stated'that, allowing 00O0 pounds ok milk as the product of me cow, the elements removed from lie soil in the milk are about d4 pounds pf - iineral matter and 43 pounds mt,ro ren, a total of 87 pounds. Eight iieep will carry-oa, in the wool and arcasses, about 30 pounds of mineral natter and 21 pound(s of nitrogen, a otal .of 51 pounds.. The milk, there ore, impoveriehes the soil,, when sold, nore than the sheep aid wool. Do not 'purchase n.ore than two olonies bf bees to start with. If the 'wner can manage thIese successfully he nill have in the fiali (provided it be a ood season) four good strong colonlea nd between 400 andt 800 poonds of oney. if he should suicceed.his know idge must increase in the same ratio a his bees. He niust also 'expect everses like the pat season, which has een, with few exceptions,' an entire alilure all over this continent. TUHE golden 'flowers of the dandelion ro shut up every night. They are aided up so closely in their green cover ngs that' thley look like buds that .avq never yet been ppened. There is ne curious habit witch the danidelion as. .When the sun Is very hot, it loss t.alf up to keep from wilting. It is a this way,.aheltered in its green cover og from the sun. It somet,imes,' when l ivery hot, hhuts itself up a early as o'clock in the morning. TH E aims of flpckmasters in keeping beop differ greatly, a-nd they -should ot attempt to make 'their dlocks con rarm to any type iot adapted to their equirements and surroundings becaust happens to be the fashion with some nte else. Every farmer should decide or himself what breed and elass of beep it wilt pay him~ best to raise, and hen get t,be best animals possible of his kind andkeep them so as to make ioniey from them. THu ERE is no plant t,hat wlli give a tore tro ,ical appearance to the lawn r house front than the castor-all be-n lant. Tile foliage is bea4tiful, and it, . a rapid grower, holding its. col,>r till rest. IT lias lieen demonstrated that nut earing trees can 'be inade to pay more han the interest on the.value or the mnd occupied du'riig growt,h, dam well s to return a'large profit at the end of wenty-flvE' years in timnber than could ave been made'on'suach land in regular raps. Where a farmer has more land ian he can cultivate he' wouli fltid it a his advantage 'to, planit a grove of ralnuts, chestnuts or sonihe o.hueryvalua le woodeor nhit-bearing tL'eeh,, STAND AlD) roses ghafted on dogwood nots are- hardy, and grow to ie large Ize. , They aye apparently expensive t firat, but, tas:e the formt of, a'ree, earing perpetually during the summer. Jse* plenty of rich compost' around hem, and every spring aotter grotund one around- the trunks, Grass Is in. 3rious to rose bushes if it takes posses ken,.of the plot. A HfANDFUJF. of wood ashed should e scattered around .each LiackUerry ane. The potash Qt' the ashes is not uly a fertlther but exerds a chemical ction on the s9il, asa well as serving to rotect agaIlst yonia kids of groibs and tseots owingk to its caustle quality. It hould,be appied early-in t.he seasn. Brono hlths,b Nuralgi>:, "uicker tbh any known remedy. it was~ihe dr 4' nd .is the only PAIN REMEDY EtEt Inatdtly s Ipse o il1yA tnfammatlin, a I citres I ' , to ;:ti t l whether.of the Lunuq,i1aa's o e ,ai f . tlandIS .r organs, o e utu ppillatlon. No matter niot vl:nl; or excruntating the pat i the ltheumatlo Bedrtddeoo Instrm Orippleod. gcervons. NOpra{glo; or. proslt'ated with diseaes Wli > i r ns -nt case. Thtty to sixty drops -in Ifa tunibtet t, etr 11U{ a fow minutes,o ap psa,su to h Nase onQ1a Latt tihn M 'la , ,Chils an er latte , rt; V Ut1ihe Bowels'an rn e l not a reme aot in world that WILL cure p'ever and A e and a!t otheor Mala n Bl ot e rs (sde y tA 1.Ai)vit; sa1sF. ,Sold e'Bt . by Dr glts . AtWAY'8 r1,Ls tl'or the Cure of all the disorders of the Stomach liiver.'Bowels, et . Dn, 1tADW .tY ao CO., N. Y. -y Be sure to get "ltadway'as'' A s'MALL colored boy was playing with Paul, -two-and-one-half years old, mtnc hard been brushing his shoes. Paul ied to'do it himself, but. could not oumteed in making the shoes shine. "om he btre, 1yron," he cried, "and ipit g|rome more black." Wv 1FE- Keep (1ylet, ' Charlie. The new doctor says I must not talk to you. -Husband (feebly)- Mary 1 Mary l Wife-What ia it, Charlie? Hlusbantr-Engage that doctor for .our family phyiian. HoNoRa THE BRAVE.--trailroad Sup srintendent (during big strike)--Have you had any experience In managing a locomotive? Applicant-Not exactly; but my wife and I successfully started the kitchen fire with.kerosenefor three years with aut get.tttng blo.wn up. "tEurekal John, tell the president I've found a man brave enough. to rtun aflyer," A. DVERY NATURA.L MISTAKE'. Un'cle Moe, enterinit the house of Judge Pennybunker, was astounded at thearing a parrot exclaim: - "Take off your hat " He complied,at once, ejaculating With 3hattering-.teeth -t "e "cuse me, boss; 'fore God I mis tuck ye for a bird. I. did, buath." AFTER li.-Gus Snobberly--Tal maWe is after me again. Ouarlie Knickerboker-Afteryou? "'es; he said last Sunday that great genius is the greatest 'curse a country can have, and the strangest thing about it s that I don't know the A ERT A UFR Al DOG -Iobn Ule Doe yoewntria toe hous o **aing he pntrelxcent? lelmlient? onhy ejcatig know at ucheo abr I d id,." -. you i afet-ie mean.frhm'uly Olalier Mckge-bocke-ye otye mrea eid,'Crowe gDatst fur' par oupntsy cahav, auned die strnins, ---Wgaboitcnouds tool left thatwsah eho nthea minde o o heave m Cle us of youces--t' tou ellhir? "IDAndY-Ib sall, buim rouser, said the intelibentby,a?" en h asoudh awakIg o.n"wo a lf os.on'e cayed early. -'lgv Oeou th* e ues for spial 1pringy, wirn nesouby thlae yem ounht ler mounbe Crewleyed d foruactc:' pairh; ofpauct y 75,v00 ruivede by thei' amete ofnthe ponmeasurking comu chel cent- the ddIre,h ar?teuoin .il AY the small, buet inm ous.r, rond awakcmpein padioe wello ad frt, orers tace wasalle pemply. an red .Thof her faues for' goodand spris plye ubes ofere bighterft .se w ia' aIpcaes gry thNe un thay sd Btowa byelce o maclin Nolln thas prouc byrasa artOO ivie byigte; aHer fsa eeta arfng,weasrnw-fomn the ceteof the ie, andhe aqdotrem. will Neite wakfoe exerte fIr oning Anlt oh)elo al eloafight, Hecr faea atrcl pimply ire, Andu ahefr ftreso whrodanld hera "Wi.i aplin i s-hndoe;" they sai. -3d Anow .easo f thic plangellie thas prher eisa sweesafloer facefiroand *rosyhand areoe like peaohts hatd rea, Abou Neiry-lks pounds fi imme Tisghbtte hnh'ln h mrikgt maretuantd atrsev r.y aeya, vro prich good tepr resn the resentials thra goedie. Thos ar.e, theoldien Mablcal Discoery whemchm rhegmioiatdvahe ofe cleard hookr acomplishn, amhi lo. pured, herc breth sthe r focfr, marnd' aoy fanre pnod heat defpenatd le By ord hempereau.gold yoks,uandstosm milkewil g od sns aloea poundbofornd muistI betetedre tan heulib.the we'k market mand sfyue i aflling inoi prate. of.vliim f art all vengry lo resood health, od h nis toud nsith gdepatrn feae'eaknuessets, for ar gore wie. hsarth nipnbl. .goel oosac shmenut b, ual eda a'git, etc.n Wit te airt four, aron,d lihe younl and co eral a shay Lacy singa ir tpil be. 10 .more or less age p.tur e dry n food hat eenslre sey gow tempe Pan oodyq,and tPainey rmto Phyicad Pororesperiyhvek Itessos tis ttendjf aint on frimhal barnga.n, iha yorn ifea is fn t a 9 Vhd ervenes oebilitated *Midiei end ietenttl 1 hae at ft iat, tb Dirob ,0 the oa a0 miii folf ar. ro tatod, ad the by obinUlt tYla ol, na dv r/ remtrp eery Giound, IFlba a place heteto{are unoccupiod, and narks a now era in the treatment of niervoua troubles. Overwork, anxiety. dlseaso, lay the foundation of norvous prostration and.weaknoas, and experieneo b hat the usua renodies do not mend the alyela f tervoussystem. dod by xroitiudonal and business men. .ea ttlars, . e $1.00. i 64 by druggisete. . A.ICHAR rcCO., Proprietors -3=N 2n VT. Aadi t A ercan Ant lrectory. for Onil 1 ents $poeta st p Iyeeawlthen.-etv gre t ruerplt ilres, cad, eao441 books, santpis: orke pfart clrcslane. bna asl4r ptseod $eal tle. etlto, eUNrOaagenty oi namgsire In thitlr etorr olen receive that which If purcbased, would cost $2 or $r0 cas. '/housands of men an women on ake large sus of money u ohe agency buslnes, Tene of milltons of dollars worth of good, are yearly sold through ageats. Thsl)ireclory .r sought dot used bythe leadi- publih., bookellr, noeEEty dealers, Inventore and LLs ofAtheUnt8standh iMrne. It lo regarded astndaRdAgsnts'irecoryofleworldant. relied upontr alhsrveiia'SWalt>! all whdso atoe.epptar In It. r'hose whose Iaesarntwllkeep posed on al thenew money making things that coae out, whlla literature will flow to them in a te29ly stream. The great bargallof the moht raltabl. ,rms will be put before all Agents ake money In their own localtes. Agents make money traveling all around home agente ygake over ten thousand dllryear. Alldeudson what the agent his to sell. Po there are who kioll about she buvn oss, ltose tp employ agenttl those whto have." thle Information make bIg motey easllyt t GroehoeearlmsarelIn Libt re tery Itet ttleaInformatln Ytg end complete. Thrlreetory Itt*used by all first-clas frms, all over the world, who employ . sete. Over l,tptl such firmsuoseIt. .Your came IntIldatiree tory wilt bring you In gresttnfrnnatton and large value: thou. sds will through it be led to profitable work, and aoaniuig. Hteader, the very best stnall tnvettmentyouco amake, I to hare Yournamoea,td address printed In tile adirectory. Ad,ress, Aaitttu&x Ausst i' DlltsrrrQKr,o Augusta, taln.. NORTHERN PACIFIC. .,-LOW PRICE RAILROAD LANDS and. 1 'U1I (~ GovornmsentL AD'LDI~ 1r MILLIONS of AORb.Sot okch In lilnnueota. Nfortlt mroaeMentau Idaho, NDahlnstou and r egon. PS ' FOR i CuiNPcatTonT with Ipade'crhg the SE RT AgtlAtuAOrahing and tmber WLa,'ds hao opon toSet'er'. mat t o?. Aoldes CHA?e 'D LAMBORIN .WPaCmmat n Lo'give himlIinn AFFLICTEDU NFORTUNATE After sAl others t ail conulp Dr. LEC 329 N. 1th St., below Callowhll, Phila., Pa. 20 yeaes expaliencelh all SPECIAL diseases. Per. tnanently reatores thote weakened by early todscsre. tipn,&c Calorito. Advice freo and atrlctyes. hdetil Hours : it a. m. till d .inr d . to o evenlM F i- h sGrea English mand draic P ia Rheumatip Remedy. Allow a io , o run.1undil 1, 14 illb. "Oh,~~~ it wl weraay"bt TOAS'tUae KId El' A T LEs mdlfilled KP 't tal un they wo h tni editely. Le ithexcllenn follee, hnakn ae. ltu dous Luarged. Lfe Scloluetshp a Writ . TERBRAND FIFTH WlEEL Ilts't .Ilr Fmproem e ltriIIAND CO.. Fremoft.0 Te s ourl yfet.l;e wantr: er Drn oal an aKasanyN an$E,-O Nebr aska,-4 tones fo Tas rhd m atter am oas, "Saikes adtive lirvdoes, w. t.elloyat, tsHow ito tengath roond n sk Uso tt r etach diner.o"' musnwt Hyophospits MAItisYas palatn e aik, oandu esl'dgst oed. Then weidt hath wcmhy.i elicte p olItypoe. wt ts isondefu, Oat anud tr syou weagha,1 dsrarnted orCnsmtknsTra?a' fActons andu t BrnchUti, it is uned. Ptee reah "I.uedie Scott'.Etnsay, aOb cid elh monthsay, old will gos res Htweasnte four. poud mi-a ein-r d i'ctoftfele stinsputt mnhic t lyceio on the'.won sil id leyan wash4 titd lue-y Toe the (c,dienr iaPeaet atnform yourt tlrae rs. that. I arv o tile reed fOor the abo00. nameid ieasre. Ats till tidsthsanso F o ay or r err ars ah miue of. weon ammthe ia send atelr isprestan . Hadrss Utesetrulol toe tStS er T.Ak8Us , A5 .C, 1sIt lt Pexr t,N. Y Tor qisu e ullehny llves teeped Noi ues Droposy,iour ol'aver, prlts, Iat, )v Drate UrnrIl l L8iver D.tsisese, Nvousnss, cI &Ju C'sine SIl It CI,2t,Mouri OllIICeI Ut1 Ar wt. a.1 a botli, ftortt i$. AtIl r urt AputsthMa woths, 91 unro guaati.- 'pl imt ortcetant ass.V~illeesonmahga . or ote dippedPss ind ie Aet,hepwdre.wis n o. rotston ied wictheietough. Hiedforw nt from otengt and prltot ie gUase P'trea-b-h mea Sod ECo., n A itha Ties, Loel,sptsiI15tSalabesmlk a- "Tel godieei young,e andt wedh w Fcrdiaer pAole iG~ree.i is s The Frzerl ese is t try youry est. Aist prentd fta orhCa nuin'al Trat ofr .Uetcnsil and arcis,I Exps ion ed Nleaerlya:a "[se cis. thdislo bun a cidoeisth ong, l ihgodrsls onf ate withg sire eyns wsh our. Isa luho Wan'Emewater. Dugsssl f40 e ot t. I aver appIire tny for Ineo. bynifte worilsng10thern res aai .0 Dfaternalhand: Palm' cool an. fi Ongers apar$, Meails..-danger to the ailaU boy." inaasci'1im baud; Fingers closed, thlumb trnwd-in, knuiokles prominetit. Signifes, 'No now bonnet this season.' Bos. hnd: ralA .open,. waro on tAtn, Av#p atnby and clean. .eads "I'velren at the preserved peaches -i;gain," Young lady's band'. Closed pink palm sofo and .warh3."ripg on Index 'finger, n, Aski>ipai ' JJOTU WERE FULL.--TIe weather iold and the oar crowded.. A merry Passenger. enters, and as he hugs the stove imagines he has discovered a con nundrum.' He,uudges a fellow-passen ger aiui inquires thb difference between the car and the weather. Fellow Passentet-Igive it up, Merry'. Passenger--Why one's hot and t'other's cold. Ha-ha. Don-cher. see? F. P::Whll, now, tell rdd the differ ence between yourself.and the car. M. P.-Don't' see any. F, P.---And there isn't any, both are (ill. A GOOD BONDSMAN.--A man was arrested, and arraigned at the police court, and required to give bonds for-a (irtber hearing, brought in a citizen wtio said he was perfectly willing to go on the bond. "Own any real estate?" asked his honor. "No, sir," "Got any money tor deposit?'t "No, sir." . "'Then how do you expect to go ball for him?" . e' Why, he's my brother-in.faw and a mlty good fellow." A 1VE-YEAR-oLD who had been to Sunday"sohool for the-8ret time came home puffed up with importance over what he had learned. "Mamma," said he, "do you know about Let's wife?" "A little," she said; "but tell me What, you know." So the little. fellow told his story very earnestly, becoming posi tively dramatic when lie reached the climax, and said, "And the Angel.or the Lord said unto Lot's wife, Skutge for your life, and don't you look back; but she did look back, and turned a somer-salt." "BIoITIEOUsLY INDIONANT*.-Young Jink: -Why aie you not at work? Young Blinks-My employer dis charged me this morning; but that isn't the worst of it. "Eli?" "lie actually kicked me out of the place--kicked I.e Out sir," "Well, what are you going to do?" "I shall send in my resignat!on at once.." YOUNG WIFE-ly dear, you ouzht not to have purchased such an ele.anm suit of'clothee. it is entirely to > c.stl 'or your income and you cc tainly ought to know it. Young IIusband-I got them on "Still worse." "But I lad to have them. "What for?" -"To keep up my credit," "Sin," said the prismer, "I did not pay this man for my refreshments, be cause I know nothing of t he value 01 money, I never pay my debts, I am a child of genius." "And what ii your age?" asked the justice. ".Forty-tw., years." "Theni it is time you were weaned," .and his Honor gave hlim thity days away from the bott,lo. HliE ONL I ' The only.mediclne for womcsn'8 peon that it will give satisingtIQn in overy case, bcon priate4 on the bottle--wrappers, and: . TE OUTGRC The. treatment of maythousands c invalids' Hotel and S3urgical Instituto, B: -remedies for the oure of womnan's pecllai Dr. PIerco'e*Favor. U To WOE. exporlonce. Thousands from patients .arid from physicians who obstipato cases whic had baffld their skill prove it to be the most wondorfuli remedy over dovisecd for the relief and oue o f sjIf feting women. It Is not recommended as a "ue-all," b ut asa most pefect 8peelilo A POWERnUL imparts strength .to s uterus. or Nyob dis " worin - out,"- "ruft- dowq, roer etc teachers, millIners, dressn akers, seam stresses "shop-girls," housekeopers, nursm D.rldreos' FavorIte Prescription ia tim groQtest earthly boon, being unequaled as ant appetizing cor dial and restorativo tonic. 1t promotes dig'estion and assiilationi of feed, cures natisea, weakness of stomach, lndigest;ion, bleating and oruotations of gas. TREATING - Many times women call on theirt' amj another frorg liver or kIdney disease, anothed they all prceent alike to thmemselvos and thi lhe prescribes -his pils and pdtlons, assum' disorder. The p nyila gnorant of the mdinine, like Das1 Pnmo0s 'Ao a TB P polUzog all those distressing.synptotes, and PHYSIGI an a dredfi su~e r IAllt0Ian exhausted tihe FAILD cat, 60 lietel aliene. Ibokan taking Dt'. PIerce's Fave usIin~ local treatment recommended .4 Md dviscr,' I commenced to Impro mnonths wgs perfecctly ctred, and have ha healt had bee nrestored, n ottorig tga . to any one wrilting me for thorn, and encloe for rcply~. m avo received over four hlttid I have dedcrbed my ca~nd the tioati neatly advised thomu to *likewise.' Fror Veoc Oeond letter of k,sttn - -mu fort tI0 'Medical a rser t ord ~areto;ftlly and plainly lmd iowvn tl "?a d otred *ti tI e 'or Sprsand Irw worq ttt' wr lIIiyou ~ P~o o.i Be sure to get Hood's sarsaparIla, my child. See that they do not K vb you anything el8e. YOu -relnember It Is the medicine whlch did maa. so much good,. a sear ago-so reliable, beneficial, pleasa4t to tako--my favorite spring medicine.. Hood's S So.t1 by all druggists. $1; six for $1. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD & CO.,Apotheo.rles. Lowell, Mass. 100 -Doses One Dollar Th at wh e ete d otrom h et ; to fivodyliar1 iii a.1tubber Coat, and at hisi firt hat hour's experienace It1 a storm finds ts his sorro that It Iso hardly u better protsolsa thanI a ntos" quite aitung cat sati facts ohagrlnedW *at beina so sadly tasan In, but alto Ask fr the "F1I to1iNl" 8uI aa does liott1:ate ther nO i<aa. s ndcordescrI Uvec ta . WELLS' BALSAr mal color. elegantdreaes ti Nogrease nor. .; _ oil. A Tonto 1 Restorative.' Prevents hair cleanses an heals scalp. I0e. Dru gas E L. WE..S, s.r.y City, x. J. R ! QuON oTrta. affections, fou nsive od bor a diphtherP,a col t4oi the l+ead. Ask for Rotlt otr OA.' . Drug I. Waum, JerseY Oiy, N.J. - LOOK. YOUNG ent tendeny towi. klen bor age o otth" LEA6RELLE OIL -imoves and prevents W rinkleu, and rough nes of Flesh or aIin * 1 preawrpes a youthful, 4 ~ plumnp, tresh condltloo 4 of the features: re. movos pimples, clears onII 5bstanceknown .tt I arre,tsadre $1. Druggisteor Exp. B.n R. ii", Ch 44 FR AZE AXLE GREASE. eatc h Wo; . dol byteFrase L re 05br.difitss.isy lriar llent;s, sod by df'utgist,)unrztta orls1 althflly arrie outforfmny'yas. -ut f ae of thoso chroni weaknehseand dpistre :cao, hs atored Tao vate exerece AF Cuoth ng HERVNE ,quOOdY an 0. isanaai Spotidency condtionQS 1 01?,1e7, voI'gtas, >ii~r8 Oi Ar MoME l b ar-fnoth-'s cord 3 ii-9~ k tiiatil crredou frolneinn yas.awac CORDAL "lu.a ne'th,and ATHEOT WROOC t4E g Vt idE ild rn, o o e etbi caue o uprig rvougs hxIail Ity Irrit.birit, xa ton , rosraiog instting ~pmfins adgthe a t roing mie Nto1 s Loiinaton oomny ttdat til)oir functiona and orgni diha e thea one. It thrcs iehnslp ro an rlenEep ed e n anxit nidon t ed. an'dAo en r- itpee arc eti e teat is a ioglhave shaei ries: an silfu )lYSCtls, n Wate to trian'nCa Orlchard, at'11in t1 rptiony1' betaido It ts'' and or e bori,ti res In 89n 1 te cnt ondrful m inIaein7 - 004~* 8aeapi-~ ~r~I'mn9Tz.btbnoctpop. . Ian4 saosas'ui M Ci- ifle bo d d i cine needs a reliable siring medicine like food's Sarmap to expel the impuritiEs Which have aocumtdls i the blood during the winter, to k@ep up4trongts as ihe warm weather comes on.oreate an appetite and promote healt hydiaesuton. Try Hoo4's 'ar. E saparilia this spring and you will be Convinced that it.does possess superior and peculiar merit. A ood Appetito x "Whoai I began taking Hood's sarsaparlla 1 was d zzy in the morning, had a headache, and no ,appotlte- but now ca'u hatdly get enough cooked to eat." Eu. $aPnD, Worcester, Mass.: "'Last spring.my whole family tooklUood'A Bar saparilla. The tesult is that all have" been cured of scrotuls, thy little boy belog entirely free from i sores, and all four of my oki14re,n look bright and healthy as possbly can be. I haye 'fottnd Sobd's Sa'sapatilla good for oatarrh." Wi. B Afnaarow, Passaic City, N. J. arsapariII Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $s. Preparrd r by C. I. HOOD& O., Apotheoarles,Lowell, M 100 Doses Quo Dollar Vt N e.w :oga e9mawhw 1c 1( not tle agar.n o at e l TPROFeda JOBEi'a ZAERV~IAS'S N hLICZ)<lt," a tsast e aiiliar to every " . l.1ttE .A GU T 87 Cow-boy all over the lau. With the a e ytei A T eWin N ?rous ne,ata aroo f t Cornaconfinat is o nlt 1 for .hs o as 1 h0ant taeIoobre.lfoyo'r.usof beta d' PROF: J OSEF ZERVAS'S HEALTH RESTORER BELT, 6.0 " U. S'~ PA TXIT. 4 UG UST2, 1887. For trenthening the unctions of the lungs and t Ftomauh, preventive of Dyspepsia, 1y 4ysteris, Asth t, Nervous Ve k. la inclination for physical and menALIexercon. TIn luoxteaso l sure cure for diseases of the lunge anl organs of respiration Conastimpcton, etc.. re.8 stihng from curvature orthe spine. Tias bel Is not worn contlnualy" It is only used for Oo.astohnal ' exercl.e at lome. nretionh for.se of belt and *1 )nahleti wI l be sent to purchasers. Price of Blt, 5.00. in ordering belts send the size of wast.h For slo at the !aventors, 1846 East 42 St., New York. 10873 10 WANTED b Oh ONE AGENT1 FOR THICOUNTY, 10 To lake daetst for enlarging SMALL triOTO. (MtAi'ilS iuto ." W LIFE-SIZE CRAYON PICTURES. e piouro are really behutijul. Likeness Al tanleed. Agents cau easily get orders and o :e a large commission. Adurts, . itmerat IoTal I'tblisilig &'rinting Co. B28 DIA1KET 81'., PUILADICLPIA. OEURE FITS. Ihen say cure I lrot moel tq sto the oric time and th.n have tbem return st I n s ndicsal cure. I hareomado the disgas _fKI+1T h8 sse fLor d ryasif e.ong a warrant my ram to cue tie aorst ose. etbers havedfiled tis no reason fr not po- ig 1, 8& 5 ew Curc st compirltedSt OT AE. MINI &*uMONr.e oin n at m ade Ol a nre ul nosn ua oct Aaaof ithe W est b tlii jOLf en nworth ,e b retroEe vei fg .tu.no b C is snd rat atc. New r s nT leC!uamed UATthDA AA sn.. S...s."F.avoie...z:~. Pre Ausata,A. YO H itd Qlses. Theircuvob I gu ateeoy >ad ptin gn an e tcan ing ero syste fod)yr a the grey 0eparat and d ita aleos sense o tlWU wL rge erns of tha trn houWy'rt*o"vo*ut N *ae ORE TEy perIpan a a lyngt outprle , paifu on. Itulon,honural ru~ eo p tap r voi ". w6iln'b mtiebak ulon, rno e doin Eh orj yetv s e ob Iuwm&~d a d I hae "F( a oUe Prg;' tprn Foe TH I t~ ith thn u nk urmd os,~ PO6k t attrl'ldoIJoo )oOi workits ;nm ablile cacioi.B nvrolu 9i Noge to teio yt ptio 6eRohl'uti t i ( 1.0 ig $i 60 -ltutlusss o dI omerp :nJoI ausegges e sloi, o. 06-. o 4Ad