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r e brh 1y
te only remedi ,1teasures whiob mey
- * legitimately employed in , y"
erlttlit- 'rlak or Itijury. A ongi1; <
irst comes the hot bath, If a Taas
sperienctd a ,ohiD, 'r eet$ any
way out if sorts; the nurse will hardly a
ever e)y'letmudresasig him before ti,e
fire aid klvidg him.a five minutes bat
in water about thq,, twperature of 100
degrees, following.thle ., ith. a thdrough
drying and consignment to bed for the
regt 9t the day.. If the child's body is
kept ~ wrm, while plenty of. fresh. air
circulates .through tlie room, this simple
measure will often suffice to remove all
uneasiness, and to prevent the slight,
chill resulting .frois cold. If the. reath
ing Is at all affectedi or the child's or.
sounds hoarse, a poutice of linseed meat
or . brazy wilt zobabJy b6 useful. 1i
shuld be made by stirring the meal
with boiling water to a stiff amooth
consistence, and then env6loing the
hot mass In a thin cloth.or flanuel tak- 1
ing care that It is not wet enough to
drip, and that the bed and night elothes
are not made damp in putting it on. A
piece of wadding laid over the poultice
will keep it warm longer. As soon as
it becomes cool it should be removed,
and, ifliecessary, a hot one substituted.
It another poultice is note pu o the
chest should be carefully . de ad
sprinkled with a little starqgloioe
powder, and a piece of warm flannel
Iaid over it for the next few hours.
But if the symptoms of cold do not dis
appear within a" few. hours, a doctor
should be at,ouco.called in.
SouP STOCK.-Put abcef bonA weigh
lig thlee pounds into three quart.aof
water and set on tq boil., Cut tp small
a pound or lean ham or bacon, fry
brown, then add the liquor from the
bones; cover up the kettle and simmer
five L:ours, strain through a hair Eieve I
and set by till cold. lemove the fat and
it ,will be ready., for any soup that.may
Le required. .
OlcN A rPLE I'Ino.-Cover a deep pie
dish with a rich brust, sprinkle a small
handful of flour over the bottem, and a
- tablespoon of molaises. Pare tart ap
ples and cut in halves, fill a pie dish as
iull as the apples can be placyd. Cover
the top with sugar and a little cinnamon
or nutmeg to the taste, add a small
piece of butter. Bake until the appjes
are cooked through.
fGoL CAKE.- -One and-one-half cups
- of sugar, two-thirds of at cup of butter,
one cup of sweet, nilk, three cups oI
sifted flour, yolks of six eggs,'one even
teaspoonful of dodil and three teaspoons
ful of cream tartar. Stir the sugar and
butter to a creau. Add the.yolks after
)eating,tiem thoroughly, then the cup
of sweet milk and ti e flour, through
which the soda and cream tartar should
previously have been sifted.
IPUl)ING SA UcE.-Arrow-root sauce
for bread or r ce puddings is made ol
two tablespoon'sful of arrow-root, the t
Juice of one lerr on, a itttle grated nut- i
meg, half a pin of water, and sugar to
the taste. Wet lie arrow-root with the I
water, stir it until" It is smootl; add the it
otl er ingredient's and let it all come to
a boil,
A1.hOND,.AUFf.AUF..--loii a Pint !
andsa h of milk, aid in it a large cup
*r. r crumis, keepmng. all stirred.M
until it thickinus; then .turn It out to
cool. Meanwhile mix a quarter of a
I ound of' pounided almonds with a I
t.ouplle of tabiespoonlsful of sugar, a lit-=
tle grated lemon peel and the yolks of1
eix eggs, with their whites whiploed l'o
a snow. Stir all together gently, but- I
ter the mould welh, shake in as miany
cru mbs as will adhere to it; (ili and bake !
at onice.
EQUAT harts of strong ammonia wa
ter, ether and alcohol torm a valuable
cilanimg compouund. Pass a piece of
blotting paper under the grease spot,
moisten a sponge lirst with water to
ienzder it "greedy," then- with time mix,.
lure, and rub the. spot with it, in a I
moment it, is dissolved, saponiiled, and a
absorbed by thme sponge and blotter.,
A llYsIAN prescribes thme follow
ing gargle for a sore throat: "A table
spoonful of glycerine and a little salt
eay half' a teaspoon ful-in a half glass
of water.
'MLiERRI.Y warm the back by L,he fire,
amnd never continue keeping the back
exposed t.o.hieaj after it has. becorre
comfortably warm. To do. other wie
is debilitating.
W H EN- going from a warm atmos
phiere into a cooler one, keep time n,outh"
closed so that the air may lbe warmed
in Its passage through the nmose,eore it
reaches the lhngs.S
N Ev E R stand still in cold weather,
(specially after haviig taken a slight
degree of exercise, and nlways avoid
standing on ice or snow, or where the
pierson is exposed to cold wind.:
EO(. PLA NT, FR IED-CUt, the veg
etabie uitolices onequarter of' ain ibchi a
thick, without removing the skin.
Sprinkle sait over each slice and return
thme slices to their original shapo, press
gently to extract the ju.ce, then drams -
aind jeel, dlip them In egg, roll themn
-bread crumbs'ant' fry thmemr m plenty
of hot, fat.
Ciiocol.ATEa .UDIUNO.-Iieat a
quart of milk to near boilling. TLhicken
with (dissolved cornstarch, and sweeten.
Stir in half a teacdtp df grated chocolate.
Flavor with vamila, and serve witha
cream, when cold.
(.ontN It EA; TNA FFr.as.--P6ur one C
quart of boillng hot mrilk overonie and t
one-half.pintsor cornmeal, add one ta- t
blespoontul'of h tter, and o>f lard, a tea- 1
spoon of salt and three egge, well bea.t-I
en, mix thoroughly and bake immed I
ately.
To prepare raisimis for cooking, ['rt is
lcK off the stems, then pour-6n hot le
water sumlent to cover them;let them !
standl a moment, theu , add cold water I
nutil hiaas can -be borne In it; wash t
and draipe Theiy can ' then .be seeded i
very easily wvithiout the~ useio 1' the I
kinife, a.,
Eau 03xE,RT.-Yolks of six eggs
well-beaten, one: teaspoon of flour, one i
cap of milk, salt and pepper. Beat the ic
whites ofi r ggs to astiff froth and 10
add.t6 ine mixture just before cooking. i t
.7 al the frying pan about half full and i
cook slowly fifteen minutes. 'Then roll an
out in a hot dish and serve at once. 'i
tti l ' .' ' F t ' '
$GoLESTIONrs AS TO UIA3Wi 7QER
Ao1IGiT AJ4D HEAVY 1SOl.a.--+0 se.
ure a good crop ot grass '10 is not all
hat the soul must be rich and capabhl
it mu prtnrd tb gr9i> : 9r..,vgrh*l
ndtbz41ds 'f.Ybr
e considered. Of the graes, c fe
eavy soils may be nntioned perenn!
ye grass, tall- op&grask
tulian rye grass, ue ead
oxtail and entlpk :
andy r, .rathier, san ioaW) se ils
rested dogetail, orchard gras ., re.t Lot
ough-4talked meadow, owl .weado%
rid hard fescue are preferable. Next,
t must be observed it-the land inten:
led for grass is dry of damp, and agait
be grasses may be separated, accord
ng to mo!sture- required, In order to
dapt them to proper conditions.' For
lamp soils, Italian rye grass, rough
talked:meadow ,1194 1efes0 e,J'
nd meadow a are - su e
lome graeses o
nd dry, spil s rliial
rass, tall %p$ g ores
logetail, I, .; p.,,~P
escue and entucky blue grass.
Iry soils may be mentioned the red
esoue and hard fescue. The grasses
a are not .injured by se re .cold 't
iter ar erenual e rass, itall
neadow Mt grass, ores d $tali, red
op, tall fescue, red fescue, fowl mea
low, hard fescue and meadow foxtail.
Some kinds require more seed than
>thers, and there-is a difference:iq the
ieight of the various kinds. The time
>f sowing is also important, but much
lepends on the climate. Where the
easons are long a d the summer has
)een.dry. the land ay be made ready
luring that time. and.. the seed sown
hickly in the fall, or as soon as the fall
alns begin. This gives the young
lants' a chance to grow and:become
ooted Gefore winter, and if .there be
ny bald spots in toie spring the vacan
;les may be reseoded. It is 'important
o make the seed-bed fine for grass and
)rush,the segd in. Tbis. is not usually
lone, but it will save seed and'secure 'a
)etter "catch" on the land, it sown
n the spring the ground should fits "be
dlowed in the fall and cross-plowed in
,he spring, harrowina down fine before
mutt lug in the sed. The clovers should
tot be overlooked. For pasture the
vhite clover may be advantageousl)
teed. For a grasw crop to be mowed,
and the ground' used for corn after the
od is turned under, red clover has no
(dal. On light soil it may be seeded
u the fall, and on heavy soils in the
pring, On glain land.
A CHEAP hose for. watering plants can
te made of heavy ducking. Cut the
lucking int9 strips the width needed
o make the size wanted, fold the edges
ogether, and sew two seams with a
ewing machine, -Then roll into rolls
r balls, and boll in grafting wax, the
ame as cloth for grafting purposes.
'I made 150 feet of such hose," "to
vater strawberries and vegetables. .1
ut the cloth lengthwise, about flift)
'et in a section, and then sewed the
ections together. It will leak a little,
ut not enough to amount to any
hiiig,h,
As a comparison of the advantages
f sheep for Improving the soil, with
ows, it may be stated'that, allowing
00O0 pounds ok milk as the product of
me cow, the elements removed from
lie soil in the milk are about d4 pounds
pf - iineral matter and 43 pounds mt,ro
ren, a total of 87 pounds. Eight
iieep will carry-oa, in the wool and
arcasses, about 30 pounds of mineral
natter and 21 pound(s of nitrogen, a
otal .of 51 pounds.. The milk, there
ore, impoveriehes the soil,, when sold,
nore than the sheep aid wool.
Do not 'purchase n.ore than two
olonies bf bees to start with. If the
'wner can manage thIese successfully he
nill have in the fiali (provided it be a
ood season) four good strong colonlea
nd between 400 andt 800 poonds of
oney. if he should suicceed.his know
idge must increase in the same ratio
a his bees. He niust also 'expect
everses like the pat season, which has
een, with few exceptions,' an entire
alilure all over this continent.
TUHE golden 'flowers of the dandelion
ro shut up every night. They are
aided up so closely in their green cover
ngs that' thley look like buds that
.avq never yet been ppened. There is
ne curious habit witch the danidelion
as. .When the sun Is very hot, it loss
t.alf up to keep from wilting. It is
a this way,.aheltered in its green cover
og from the sun. It somet,imes,' when
l ivery hot, hhuts itself up a early as
o'clock in the morning.
TH E aims of flpckmasters in keeping
beop differ greatly, a-nd they -should
ot attempt to make 'their dlocks con
rarm to any type iot adapted to their
equirements and surroundings becaust
happens to be the fashion with some
nte else. Every farmer should decide
or himself what breed and elass of
beep it wilt pay him~ best to raise, and
hen get t,be best animals possible of
his kind andkeep them so as to make
ioniey from them.
THu ERE is no plant t,hat wlli give a
tore tro ,ical appearance to the lawn
r house front than the castor-all be-n
lant. Tile foliage is bea4tiful, and it,
. a rapid grower, holding its. col,>r till
rest.
IT lias lieen demonstrated that nut
earing trees can 'be inade to pay more
han the interest on the.value or the
mnd occupied du'riig growt,h, dam well
s to return a'large profit at the end of
wenty-flvE' years in timnber than could
ave been made'on'suach land in regular
raps. Where a farmer has more land
ian he can cultivate he' wouli fltid it
a his advantage 'to, planit a grove of
ralnuts, chestnuts or sonihe o.hueryvalua
le woodeor nhit-bearing tL'eeh,,
STAND AlD) roses ghafted on dogwood
nots are- hardy, and grow to ie large
Ize. , They aye apparently expensive
t firat, but, tas:e the formt of, a'ree,
earing perpetually during the summer.
Jse* plenty of rich compost' around
hem, and every spring aotter grotund
one around- the trunks, Grass Is in.
3rious to rose bushes if it takes posses
ken,.of the plot.
A HfANDFUJF. of wood ashed should
e scattered around .each LiackUerry
ane. The potash Qt' the ashes is not
uly a fertlther but exerds a chemical
ction on the s9il, asa well as serving to
rotect agaIlst yonia kids of groibs and
tseots owingk to its caustle quality. It
hould,be appied early-in t.he seasn.
Brono hlths,b
Nuralgi>:,
"uicker tbh any known remedy. it was~ihe dr 4'
nd .is the only
PAIN REMEDY
EtEt Inatdtly s Ipse o
il1yA tnfammatlin, a I citres I ' , to ;:ti t l
whether.of the Lunuq,i1aa's o e ,ai f .
tlandIS .r organs, o e utu ppillatlon.
No matter niot vl:nl; or excruntating the pat i
the ltheumatlo Bedrtddeoo Instrm Orippleod.
gcervons. NOpra{glo; or. proslt'ated with diseaes
Wli > i r ns -nt case.
Thtty to sixty drops -in Ifa tunibtet t, etr
11U{ a fow minutes,o ap psa,su
to h Nase onQ1a Latt tihn
M 'la , ,Chils an er latte , rt;
V Ut1ihe Bowels'an rn
e l not a reme aot in world
that WILL cure p'ever and A e and a!t otheor Mala
n Bl ot e rs (sde y tA
1.Ai)vit; sa1sF. ,Sold e'Bt . by Dr glts
. AtWAY'8 r1,Ls
tl'or the Cure of all the disorders of the Stomach
liiver.'Bowels, et . Dn, 1tADW .tY ao CO., N. Y.
-y Be sure to get "ltadway'as''
A s'MALL colored boy was playing
with Paul, -two-and-one-half years old,
mtnc hard been brushing his shoes. Paul
ied to'do it himself, but. could not
oumteed in making the shoes shine.
"om he btre, 1yron," he cried, "and
ipit g|rome more black."
Wv 1FE- Keep (1ylet, ' Charlie. The
new doctor says I must not talk to you.
-Husband (feebly)- Mary 1 Mary l
Wife-What ia it, Charlie?
Hlusbantr-Engage that doctor for
.our family phyiian.
HoNoRa THE BRAVE.--trailroad Sup
srintendent (during big strike)--Have
you had any experience In managing a
locomotive?
Applicant-Not exactly; but my wife
and I successfully started the kitchen
fire with.kerosenefor three years with
aut get.tttng blo.wn up.
"tEurekal John, tell the president
I've found a man brave enough. to rtun
aflyer,"
A. DVERY NATURA.L MISTAKE'.
Un'cle Moe, enterinit the house of
Judge Pennybunker, was astounded at
thearing a parrot exclaim: -
"Take off your hat "
He complied,at once, ejaculating With
3hattering-.teeth -t
"e "cuse me, boss; 'fore God I mis
tuck ye for a bird. I. did, buath."
AFTER li.-Gus Snobberly--Tal
maWe is after me again.
Ouarlie Knickerboker-Afteryou?
"'es; he said last Sunday that
great genius is the greatest 'curse a
country can have, and the strangest
thing about it s that I don't know the
A ERT A UFR Al DOG -Iobn
Ule Doe yoewntria toe hous o
**aing he pntrelxcent?
lelmlient? onhy ejcatig know
at ucheo abr I d id,." -.
you i afet-ie mean.frhm'uly
Olalier Mckge-bocke-ye otye
mrea eid,'Crowe gDatst fur' par
oupntsy cahav, auned die strnins,
---Wgaboitcnouds tool left thatwsah
eho nthea minde o o heave m
Cle us of youces--t' tou ellhir?
"IDAndY-Ib sall, buim rouser,
said the intelibentby,a?" en h
asoudh awakIg o.n"wo a lf
os.on'e cayed early. -'lgv
Oeou th* e ues for spial 1pringy,
wirn nesouby thlae yem ounht ler
mounbe Crewleyed d foruactc:' pairh;
ofpauct y 75,v00 ruivede by thei'
amete ofnthe ponmeasurking comu
chel cent- the ddIre,h ar?teuoin
.il AY the small, buet inm ous.r,
rond awakcmpein padioe wello ad frt,
orers tace wasalle pemply. an red
.Thof her faues for' goodand spris
plye ubes ofere bighterft .se
w ia' aIpcaes gry thNe un thay sd
Btowa byelce o maclin Nolln thas
prouc byrasa artOO ivie byigte;
aHer fsa eeta arfng,weasrnw-fomn
the ceteof the ie, andhe aqdotrem.
will Neite wakfoe exerte fIr oning
Anlt oh)elo al eloafight,
Hecr faea atrcl pimply ire,
Andu ahefr ftreso whrodanld hera
"Wi.i aplin i s-hndoe;" they sai.
-3d Anow .easo f thic plangellie thas
prher eisa sweesafloer facefiroand
*rosyhand areoe like peaohts hatd rea,
Abou Neiry-lks pounds fi imme
Tisghbtte hnh'ln h mrikgt
maretuantd atrsev r.y aeya, vro
prich
good tepr resn the resentials thra
goedie. Thos ar.e, theoldien Mablcal
Discoery whemchm rhegmioiatdvahe ofe
cleard hookr acomplishn, amhi lo.
pured, herc breth sthe r focfr, marnd'
aoy fanre pnod heat defpenatd le
By ord hempereau.gold yoks,uandstosm
milkewil g od sns aloea poundbofornd
muistI betetedre tan heulib.the we'k
market mand sfyue i aflling inoi
prate. of.vliim f art all vengry lo
resood health, od h nis toud nsith
gdepatrn feae'eaknuessets, for ar
gore wie. hsarth nipnbl.
.goel oosac shmenut b, ual eda
a'git, etc.n Wit te airt four, aron,d
lihe younl and co eral a shay Lacy
singa ir tpil be. 10 .more or less age
p.tur e dry n food hat eenslre
sey gow tempe Pan oodyq,and tPainey
rmto Phyicad Pororesperiyhvek
Itessos tis ttendjf aint on frimhal
barnga.n, iha yorn ifea is fn t a
9 Vhd ervenes
oebilitated
*Midiei end ietenttl 1 hae at ft iat, tb
Dirob ,0 the oa a0 miii folf ar.
ro tatod, ad the by obinUlt tYla
ol, na dv r/ remtrp
eery
Giound,
IFlba a place heteto{are unoccupiod, and narks
a now era in the treatment of niervoua troubles.
Overwork, anxiety. dlseaso, lay the foundation of
norvous prostration and.weaknoas, and experieneo
b hat the usua renodies do not mend the
alyela f tervoussystem.
dod by xroitiudonal and business men.
.ea ttlars, .
e $1.00. i 64 by druggisete.
. A.ICHAR rcCO., Proprietors
-3=N 2n VT.
Aadi t A ercan Ant
lrectory. for Onil 1 ents
$poeta st p Iyeeawlthen.-etv gre t ruerplt
ilres, cad, eao441 books, santpis: orke pfart clrcslane.
bna asl4r ptseod $eal tle. etlto, eUNrOaagenty
oi namgsire In thitlr etorr olen receive
that which If purcbased, would cost $2 or $r0 cas. '/housands
of men an women on ake large sus of money u ohe agency
buslnes, Tene of milltons of dollars worth of good, are yearly
sold through ageats. Thsl)ireclory .r sought dot used bythe
leadi- publih., bookellr, noeEEty dealers, Inventore and
LLs ofAtheUnt8standh iMrne. It lo regarded
astndaRdAgsnts'irecoryofleworldant. relied upontr
alhsrveiia'SWalt>! all whdso atoe.epptar In It. r'hose whose
Iaesarntwllkeep posed on al thenew money making
things that coae out, whlla literature will flow to them in a
te29ly stream. The great bargallof the moht raltabl. ,rms will
be put before all Agents ake money In their own localtes.
Agents make money traveling all around home agente ygake
over ten thousand dllryear. Alldeudson what the agent
his to sell. Po there are who kioll about she buvn oss,
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NORTHERN PACIFIC.
.,-LOW PRICE RAILROAD LANDS and.
1 'U1I (~ GovornmsentL AD'LDI~
1r MILLIONS of AORb.Sot okch In lilnnueota. Nfortlt
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PS ' FOR i CuiNPcatTonT with Ipade'crhg the
SE RT AgtlAtuAOrahing and tmber
WLa,'ds hao opon toSet'er'. mat t o?. Aoldes
CHA?e 'D LAMBORIN .WPaCmmat n
Lo'give himlIinn
AFFLICTEDU NFORTUNATE
After sAl others t ail conulp
Dr. LEC
329 N. 1th St., below Callowhll, Phila., Pa.
20 yeaes expaliencelh all SPECIAL diseases. Per.
tnanently reatores thote weakened by early todscsre.
tipn,&c Calorito. Advice freo and atrlctyes.
hdetil Hours : it a. m. till d .inr d . to o evenlM
F i- h sGrea English mand
draic P ia Rheumatip Remedy.
Allow a io , o run.1undil 1, 14 illb.
"Oh,~~~ it wl weraay"bt TOAS'tUae
KId El' A T LEs mdlfilled
KP 't tal un they wo h tni editely.
Le ithexcllenn follee, hnakn ae. ltu
dous Luarged. Lfe Scloluetshp a Writ .
TERBRAND FIFTH WlEEL Ilts't .Ilr
Fmproem e ltriIIAND CO.. Fremoft.0
Te s ourl yfet.l;e wantr: er
Drn oal an aKasanyN an$E,-O Nebr aska,-4
tones fo Tas rhd m atter am oas,
"Saikes adtive lirvdoes, w. t.elloyat,
tsHow ito tengath roond n sk
Uso tt r etach diner.o"' musnwt
Hyophospits MAItisYas palatn e aik,
oandu esl'dgst oed. Then weidt hath
wcmhy.i elicte p olItypoe. wt ts
isondefu, Oat anud tr syou weagha,1
dsrarnted orCnsmtknsTra?a'
fActons andu t BrnchUti, it is uned.
Ptee reah "I.uedie Scott'.Etnsay,
aOb cid elh monthsay, old will gos res
Htweasnte four. poud mi-a ein-r
d i'ctoftfele stinsputt mnhic t lyceio
on the'.won sil id leyan wash4 titd lue-y
Toe the (c,dienr iaPeaet atnform yourt tlrae rs.
that. I arv o tile reed fOor the abo00.
nameid ieasre. Ats till tidsthsanso
F o ay or r err ars ah miue of.
weon ammthe ia send atelr isprestan .
Hadrss Utesetrulol toe tStS er
T.Ak8Us , A5 .C, 1sIt lt Pexr t,N. Y
Tor qisu e ullehny llves teeped
Noi ues Droposy,iour ol'aver, prlts, Iat, )v
Drate UrnrIl l L8iver D.tsisese, Nvousnss, cI
&Ju C'sine SIl It CI,2t,Mouri OllIICeI Ut1 Ar
wt. a.1 a botli, ftortt i$. AtIl r urt
AputsthMa woths, 91 unro guaati.- 'pl imt
ortcetant ass.V~illeesonmahga . or ote
dippedPss ind ie Aet,hepwdre.wis n o.
rotston ied wictheietough.
Hiedforw nt from otengt and prltot ie
gUase P'trea-b-h mea Sod ECo., n A itha
Ties, Loel,sptsiI15tSalabesmlk
a- "Tel godieei young,e andt wedh
w Fcrdiaer pAole iG~ree.i is s
The Frzerl ese is t try youry est.
Aist prentd fta orhCa nuin'al Trat ofr
.Uetcnsil and arcis,I Exps ion ed
Nleaerlya:a "[se cis. thdislo bun
a cidoeisth ong, l ihgodrsls
onf ate withg sire eyns wsh our. Isa luho
Wan'Emewater. Dugsssl f40 e ot
t. I aver appIire tny for Ineo.
bynifte worilsng10thern res aai .0
Dfaternalhand: Palm' cool an. fi
Ongers apar$, Meails..-danger to the
ailaU boy."
inaasci'1im baud; Fingers closed,
thlumb trnwd-in, knuiokles prominetit.
Signifes, 'No now bonnet this season.'
Bos. hnd: ralA .open,. waro on
tAtn, Av#p atnby and clean. .eads
"I'velren at the preserved peaches
-i;gain,"
Young lady's band'. Closed pink palm
sofo and .warh3."ripg on Index 'finger,
n, Aski>ipai '
JJOTU WERE FULL.--TIe weather
iold and the oar crowded.. A merry
Passenger. enters, and as he hugs the
stove imagines he has discovered a con
nundrum.' He,uudges a fellow-passen
ger aiui inquires thb difference between
the car and the weather.
Fellow Passentet-Igive it up,
Merry'. Passenger--Why one's hot
and t'other's cold. Ha-ha. Don-cher.
see?
F. P::Whll, now, tell rdd the differ
ence between yourself.and the car.
M. P.-Don't' see any.
F, P.---And there isn't any, both are
(ill.
A GOOD BONDSMAN.--A man was
arrested, and arraigned at the police
court, and required to give bonds for-a
(irtber hearing, brought in a citizen
wtio said he was perfectly willing to go
on the bond.
"Own any real estate?" asked his
honor.
"No, sir,"
"Got any money tor deposit?'t
"No, sir." .
"'Then how do you expect to go ball
for him?" .
e' Why, he's my brother-in.faw and a
mlty good fellow."
A 1VE-YEAR-oLD who had been to
Sunday"sohool for the-8ret time came
home puffed up with importance over
what he had learned. "Mamma," said
he, "do you know about Let's wife?"
"A little," she said; "but tell me What,
you know." So the little. fellow told
his story very earnestly, becoming posi
tively dramatic when lie reached the
climax, and said, "And the Angel.or
the Lord said unto Lot's wife, Skutge
for your life, and don't you look back;
but she did look back, and turned a
somer-salt."
"BIoITIEOUsLY INDIONANT*.-Young
Jink: -Why aie you not at work?
Young Blinks-My employer dis
charged me this morning; but that isn't
the worst of it.
"Eli?"
"lie actually kicked me out of the
place--kicked I.e Out sir,"
"Well, what are you going to do?"
"I shall send in my resignat!on at
once.."
YOUNG WIFE-ly dear, you ouzht
not to have purchased such an ele.anm
suit of'clothee. it is entirely to > c.stl
'or your income and you cc tainly
ought to know it.
Young IIusband-I got them on
"Still worse."
"But I lad to have them.
"What for?"
-"To keep up my credit,"
"Sin," said the prismer, "I did not
pay this man for my refreshments, be
cause I know nothing of t he value 01
money, I never pay my debts, I am a
child of genius." "And what ii your
age?" asked the justice. ".Forty-tw.,
years." "Theni it is time you were
weaned," .and his Honor gave hlim
thity days away from the bott,lo.
HliE ONL
I
' The only.mediclne for womcsn'8 peon
that it will give satisingtIQn in overy case,
bcon priate4 on the bottle--wrappers, and:
. TE OUTGRC
The. treatment of maythousands c
invalids' Hotel and S3urgical Instituto, B:
-remedies for the oure of womnan's pecllai
Dr. PIerco'e*Favor.
U To WOE. exporlonce. Thousands
from patients .arid from physicians who
obstipato cases whic had baffld their skill
prove it to be the most wondorfuli remedy
over dovisecd for the relief and oue o f sjIf
feting women. It Is not recommended as
a "ue-all," b ut asa most pefect 8peelilo
A POWERnUL imparts strength .to s
uterus. or Nyob dis
" worin - out,"- "ruft- dowq, roer etc
teachers, millIners, dressn akers, seam
stresses "shop-girls," housekeopers, nursm
D.rldreos' FavorIte Prescription ia tim
groQtest earthly boon, being unequaled as
ant appetizing cor dial and restorativo tonic.
1t promotes dig'estion and assiilationi of
feed, cures natisea, weakness of stomach,
lndigest;ion, bleating and oruotations of gas.
TREATING
- Many times women call on theirt' amj
another frorg liver or kIdney disease, anothed
they all prceent alike to thmemselvos and thi
lhe prescribes -his pils and pdtlons, assum'
disorder. The p nyila gnorant of the
mdinine, like Das1 Pnmo0s 'Ao a TB P
polUzog all those distressing.synptotes, and
PHYSIGI an a dredfi su~e r
IAllt0Ian exhausted tihe
FAILD cat, 60 lietel
aliene. Ibokan taking Dt'. PIerce's Fave
usIin~ local treatment recommended .4
Md dviscr,' I commenced to Impro
mnonths wgs perfecctly ctred, and have ha
healt had bee nrestored, n ottorig tga
. to any one wrilting me for thorn, and encloe
for rcply~. m avo received over four hlttid
I have dedcrbed my ca~nd the tioati
neatly advised thomu to *likewise.' Fror
Veoc Oeond letter of k,sttn
- -mu fort tI0 'Medical a rser t ord
~areto;ftlly and plainly lmd iowvn tl
"?a d otred *ti tI e 'or
Sprsand Irw worq ttt' wr
lIIiyou ~ P~o o.i
Be sure to get Hood's sarsaparIla, my child.
See that they do not K vb you anything el8e. YOu
-relnember It Is the medicine whlch did maa. so
much good,. a sear ago-so reliable, beneficial,
pleasa4t to tako--my favorite spring medicine..
Hood's S
So.t1 by all druggists. $1; six for $1. Prepared only
by C. I. HOOD & CO.,Apotheo.rles. Lowell, Mass.
100 -Doses One Dollar
Th at wh e ete d otrom h et ;
to fivodyliar1 iii a.1tubber Coat, and
at hisi firt hat hour's experienace It1
a storm finds ts his sorro that It Iso
hardly u better protsolsa thanI a ntos"
quite aitung cat sati facts ohagrlnedW
*at beina so sadly tasan In, but alto
Ask fr the "F1I to1iNl" 8uI aa
does liott1:ate ther nO i<aa. s ndcordescrI Uvec ta
. WELLS'
BALSAr
mal color.
elegantdreaes
ti Nogrease nor.
.; _ oil. A Tonto
1 Restorative.'
Prevents hair
cleanses an
heals scalp.
I0e. Dru gas
E L. WE..S,
s.r.y City, x. J.
R ! QuON oTrta.
affections, fou nsive od bor a
diphtherP,a col t4oi the l+ead. Ask for Rotlt otr
OA.' . Drug I. Waum, JerseY Oiy, N.J.
- LOOK. YOUNG
ent tendeny towi.
klen bor age o otth"
LEA6RELLE OIL
-imoves and prevents
W rinkleu, and rough
nes of Flesh or aIin
* 1 preawrpes a youthful,
4 ~ plumnp, tresh condltloo
4 of the features: re.
movos pimples, clears
onII 5bstanceknown
.tt I arre,tsadre
$1. Druggisteor Exp.
B.n R. ii", Ch 44
FR AZE
AXLE GREASE.
eatc h Wo; . dol byteFrase L re
05br.difitss.isy
lriar llent;s, sod by df'utgist,)unrztta orls1
althflly arrie outforfmny'yas. -ut
f ae of thoso chroni weaknehseand dpistre
:cao, hs atored Tao vate exerece
AF Cuoth ng
HERVNE ,quOOdY an 0. isanaai
Spotidency
condtionQS 1 01?,1e7,
voI'gtas, >ii~r8 Oi
Ar MoME l b ar-fnoth-'s cord 3 ii-9~ k
tiiatil crredou frolneinn yas.awac
CORDAL "lu.a ne'th,and
ATHEOT WROOC
t4E g Vt idE ild rn, o o e etbi
caue o uprig rvougs hxIail
Ity Irrit.birit, xa ton , rosraiog
instting ~pmfins adgthe a t roing mie
Nto1 s Loiinaton oomny ttdat
til)oir functiona and orgni diha e
thea one. It thrcs iehnslp
ro an rlenEep ed e n anxit nidon
t ed. an'dAo en r- itpee arc eti e
teat is a ioglhave shaei ries:
an silfu )lYSCtls, n Wate to
trian'nCa Orlchard, at'11in t1
rptiony1' betaido It ts'' and or e
bori,ti res In 89n 1 te cnt
ondrful m inIaein7
- 004~* 8aeapi-~
~r~I'mn9Tz.btbnoctpop.
. Ian4 saosas'ui
M Ci- ifle
bo d d i cine
needs
a reliable siring medicine like food's Sarmap
to expel the impuritiEs Which have aocumtdls
i the blood during the winter, to k@ep up4trongts
as ihe warm weather comes on.oreate an appetite
and promote healt hydiaesuton. Try Hoo4's 'ar. E
saparilia this spring and you will be Convinced
that it.does possess superior and peculiar merit.
A ood Appetito x
"Whoai I began taking Hood's sarsaparlla 1
was d zzy in the morning, had a headache, and no
,appotlte- but now ca'u hatdly get enough cooked
to eat." Eu. $aPnD, Worcester, Mass.:
"'Last spring.my whole family tooklUood'A Bar
saparilla. The tesult is that all have" been cured
of scrotuls, thy little boy belog entirely free from i
sores, and all four of my oki14re,n look bright and
healthy as possbly can be. I haye 'fottnd Sobd's
Sa'sapatilla good for oatarrh." Wi. B Afnaarow,
Passaic City, N. J.
arsapariII
Sold by all druggists. $1; six for $s. Preparrd r
by C. I. HOOD& O., Apotheoarles,Lowell, M
100 Doses Quo Dollar
Vt
N e.w :oga e9mawhw 1c 1(
not tle agar.n o at e l
TPROFeda JOBEi'a ZAERV~IAS'S
N hLICZ)<lt," a tsast e aiiliar to every
" . l.1ttE .A GU T 87
Cow-boy all over the lau. With the a e
ytei A T eWin N ?rous ne,ata aroo f
t Cornaconfinat is o nlt 1 for .hs o as
1 h0ant taeIoobre.lfoyo'r.usof beta d'
PROF: J OSEF ZERVAS'S
HEALTH RESTORER BELT, 6.0
" U. S'~ PA TXIT. 4 UG UST2, 1887.
For trenthening the unctions of the lungs and t
Ftomauh, preventive of Dyspepsia, 1y
4ysteris, Asth t, Nervous Ve k. la
inclination for physical and menALIexercon. TIn
luoxteaso l sure cure for diseases of the lunge
anl organs of respiration Conastimpcton, etc.. re.8
stihng from curvature orthe spine. Tias bel Is
not worn contlnualy" It is only used for Oo.astohnal '
exercl.e at lome. nretionh for.se of belt and *1
)nahleti wI l be sent to purchasers.
Price of Blt, 5.00.
in ordering belts send the size of wast.h
For slo at the !aventors,
1846 East 42 St., New York.
10873 10
WANTED b Oh
ONE AGENT1 FOR THICOUNTY, 10
To lake daetst for enlarging SMALL triOTO.
(MtAi'ilS iuto ." W
LIFE-SIZE CRAYON PICTURES.
e piouro are really behutijul. Likeness Al
tanleed. Agents cau easily get orders and o
:e a large commission. Adurts, .
itmerat IoTal I'tblisilig &'rinting Co.
B28 DIA1KET 81'., PUILADICLPIA.
OEURE FITS.
Ihen say cure I lrot moel tq sto the
oric time and th.n have tbem return st I n s
ndicsal cure. I hareomado the disgas _fKI+1T
h8 sse fLor d ryasif e.ong a
warrant my ram to cue tie aorst ose.
etbers havedfiled tis no reason fr not po- ig
1, 8& 5 ew Curc st compirltedSt
OT AE. MINI &*uMONr.e
oin n at m ade Ol a nre ul nosn
ua oct Aaaof ithe W est b tlii
jOLf en nworth ,e b retroEe vei
fg .tu.no b C is snd rat atc. New r s
nT leC!uamed UATthDA AA
sn.. S...s."F.avoie...z:~. Pre Ausata,A.
YO H itd
Qlses. Theircuvob I gu ateeoy
>ad ptin gn an e tcan ing
ero syste fod)yr a the grey
0eparat and d ita aleos sense o
tlWU wL rge erns of tha trn
houWy'rt*o"vo*ut N *ae
ORE TEy perIpan a a
lyngt outprle , paifu on.
Itulon,honural ru~ eo p tap
r voi ". w6iln'b mtiebak
ulon, rno e doin Eh orj yetv
s e ob Iuwm&~d a
d I hae "F( a oUe Prg;' tprn
Foe TH I t~ ith thn u
nk urmd os,~ PO6k
t attrl'ldoIJoo
)oOi workits ;nm ablile cacioi.B
nvrolu 9i Noge to teio yt
ptio 6eRohl'uti t i (
1.0 ig $i 60 -ltutlusss o dI
omerp :nJoI ausegges e sloi,
o. 06-. o 4Ad