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AGRIOULTUBE. To KuaP VRY aADuD PrLAEs GamN.-Especially in the front yards of dwellings, both in town and country, which are much shaded we often see the ground completely bare, not a liv. ing thing being perceptible. Sometimes there are many nearly nude, straggling limos lying upon the ground or very near it, which are unsightly and every way worthless, that ought to be out away. This would give room for the growing there of some plant or vine that would be adapted to it, and which 1 would not only cover the naked spot t and make it a living "greou,"but would t be adding much to the general appear ance of the promines. The best vino for this purpose is undoubtedly the pe- 0 riwinkle. I will grow almost anywhere 1 in the shade if the proper attention is given to it, but not otherwise. It is a beautiful vine and will densely cover the ground, producing nearly the whole season a very pretty blue flower, Weeds, however, are its deadly enemies. It can - not fight them.Steadily they will enroach until they drive away our favorite and occupy the field of battle. A little help now and then, however, will defeat the common enemy, and allow us to enjoy the cool-looking, popular evergreca for many years without renewal. EGYPTIAN Coni.-A cereal recently introduced into Kansas and New Mtexi. co, it in said, was originally brought from Southern Russia. The first knowledge we had of its introduction into this country, was some seed sent to us last season from San Anglos, Cali- I fornia, where it is sometimes called pampas rice. We planted it as soon as V received, and though it grew vigorously ane obtained a good growth for out cli. J mate, it failed to open. We were told 8 that it was used in Onlifornia principally v as food for fowl, no mention being made i of its use for bread. It is a cereal re- t sembling very much our common millet I although we should think the kernel is I somewhat larger. It would undoubtedly S constitute a good feed for stock the same f as milet does, though we have known the latter to be ground like Indian corn and used for broad, which was said to E be nearly as palatable and nutritious as t that made from cornmeal. If, as is bta- 0 ted, it is unaffected by drought, worms F and grasshoppers and other pests, and a is largely productive, we see no reason c why it may not constitute a staple of a production among farmers in those a states where the seasons are longer, and I the climates less rigorous than in Now a England. We advise our farmors to I make a trial of it. 3 e KEEPrNG Eous. Taere is always some risk in keeping eggs a long time, and those not absolutely fresh will never sell well. When eggs stand long in one i position the yolk gets down against the , shell, ond if there is any evaporation, it a soon either adheres to the shell or be- c comes a little tainted, Eggs may be a greased and packed in oats in barrelo b headed up tight, kept cool and dry,and c rolled or inverted, or both. every few a days. Thus they will keop, and when y wanted for market must be rolled in i branr or meal to get the grease oA1, aud perhaps dipped in lime water to give 1: them a fresh look. How long they may be kept thus we do not know, but sev eral months at least. E~ggs will keep in i lime water, but it is diihlcult to turn or i roil the barrels, and so the yolk gets i against the shell, and besides the shell c looks very chalky,and their sale is hurt. t The best way is, probably, to pack the c fresh eggs in a barrel with meal or brani setting them on end, using no greaso, s for the meal absorbs it and turns ranl- I cid. Head up the barrel and invert i once a webk, and keep in a cool, dry 1 place. THE beet is one of the best of the ear ly vegetables, and should be found in the gardens of farmers every where. TheI cultivation of beets is a siinple matter. .They require, in order to give ti-c best results, only land, thorough tillage and absolute ireedom romn weeds, bow as early in the spring as the ground can be got in good working ordcr. Mlake the rows lltteon inceos apar't andl drop the seed an inch apart in the row. If sown veky early, and especially if the soil is heavy and cold, it is very desirable to sow the seed thick, say halh an inch apart. TIhin the plants before they be gin so crowd each other, letting the plants stand from three to lve inches apart in the row. TREa soil may be denicient ini one sub stance and abounding in another. It may be considered rien wvheu sown to a certain crop, and be too poor for anoth er, A know.ledge of tihis fact has en ateled chemists to formulateo special fer tilizers for potnliar soils and particular crops, which enablei farmers to econo mize in purchasing by avoiding the use of agbstances tha t exist mn the soil, the saving an such purohbes i eing aplied to procuring that whliih is deficient. No two plants derive the aane proper. tions of food from the soil, nor do any t wvo varieties feed oni exactly the same kind of I ertilizing mat erial.For instance, clover preferu a liberal suipply of' pot ash and ime, while the cereals do bot ter with phosphoric acidl andit mitrogeni. AN agricultural paper which strongly advocates the use of air-slakel lime as a fertilizer says: "Lime is the driving wheel in the mnanurial laboratory, start ing all the rett into action, anid impart ing to a roal'thiat life and ponn r that is necessary an the produnction of good crops, Applhcations of lhne should be made every four or live years, andl or ganic miatter in sonme form every year, and If this is (lone any land will pro duce paying crops. The farmer who has not tried it shaould go about at at once.", FAnEEs who hau o kept a strict ac cont with their stock say that a lpouind of poultry can be madeo for loss than a pound ot pork, yet the laboring man who has to buy both Lites that ho can not afford to buy poultry very ofoen, as it cots~t n~ore than any . thor nmats. Thin Jo ids the O'ncord Monitor to ro. mark that thze poultry- .ronu busiuoas may I e much ex'e.,oea boleo the mar het will be vostittclkosl mo as to hiinlg the pri-e do. in to whiere it will not pay to raire. Ta over rowth o1 winter wvhoat re quirea ettention, and neo Is to be rolled or pasi red down bekh-e uiintor r ots in. It is rare that this growth is not entire ly killed down by winter freezes, and .when heavy snows fall and remain for some time this mass of green horbage heats, asneats, and roots arc destroyed to a gao stor or e -a extent. Ta. loaves from early eabbagos may be fed to cows and chickens.They should be givetn to cows directly after milking, abant a poak at a ime. DOUMETIO. To cure iugrowng nails one author by says: Put ' small piece ofj tfalow in , spoon, heat it till it becomes very hotl na pour on the granulations. Pain and enderness are relieved at once, and in few days the granulations are all one, the deceased parts dry, and row destitute of all feeling, and the dge of the nail is so exposed as to ad :it of being pared away without any aconvenience. To make meat cheese.-Boil an ox's iver, heart, and tongue; remove all he hard and sinowy parts, and chop he remainder flne : add to this half a iound of boiled pork, also chopped Uo; season it well; than tie in a cloth r put it into a pau, and press it hard. Lfter standing a few hours it will come ut in a solid cake aud is very nice to lice from, for eating at breakfast or upper. IT is time to forget all about old-fash oned cookery; to seize the newest and injoy the present is the watchword. he quantity and quality of one's food a meeting with much thought and uany words from the wiseacres of the >resent, and with their maxims and nothods spread before us, one is imost afraid to attempt anything that loos not savor of scientific rules. But he bright and ready housewife need ko doubt her skill. Where there is a vill there is a umay, EXPEIUENoE is a good teacher, and ierseverance will bring success. The 'Dinner Table" introduced sauces last reck, but was interrupted, and the ecipes were left out. It was said some ,oars since that we were a nation of a Ingle sauce; it may have been so, but to are wiser now. Well made sauceu ro the perfection of cooking, a decora. ive art that improves plain dishes, and mikes the cheaper cuts of meat inviting nd palatablo. The clarified white took must always be ready as a basis Dr any auice. WITa boiled poultry servo celery auco, The celery is simmered until wnder. Then make a sauce by putting , tablespoonful of butter into a sauce ,an, ant when it biibbles up stir in lowiy a tablespoonful of flour. When ooked, soason, and add half a pint of took and half pint of boiling cream, ,nd the celery cut in small pieces. Let t boil up one minute. Serve hot. The anco nt be made without the cream ud celery with a pint of boiling stock nd the addition of two or three boaten olks of eggs, a teaspoonful of lemon uico, pepper and salt. BAXICD A.PPE PUDDING.-Six apples roll stowed, quarter of a pound of but or, half of it stirred luto the apples vhile hot; add sugar to taste; when old add six eggs well beaten to the pples. Pound and sift six crackers, 'itter your dish and put in a layer of racker and a layer of the prepared pple, and thus until you have filled our dish; let the cracker be the up 'er layer anl put the remainder of your utter in small bits upon it. Bake alf an hour. SAUoE TAnTAE.-Mix the following agredients with a pint of good mayon aise, and keep the sauce cool until ran ted for use : One teaspoonful of hiopped shallot or white onion, one ablespoonful each of finely chopped apers, p)areloy, and pickled gherkins; a the spring anid summer add one table. poonful of chopped green tarragon ; in lie winter substitute the sprig of tar agon which is always placed in the >ottles containing capers, and which, f course, must be finely chopped. Foin a common wrap for the baby arriage a little comforter made of the >rtty blue anud utenmuleruied lawn teni ns cloth is both serviceable and taste ul. Put one thickness of wadding be woen the outside and the lining, and ,atch it in p~lace with bright embroidery -silk or crewel or oven Saxony yarn vill tio-on the light-colored stripe. L'his may b~e done with single cross ititch, or in the formi of small stars. A PIN cushion which is very hand iomne and delicate is of blue satin with L bunch of su~ cot peas painted on it ; iround the edge of the cushion is a lhenting of heavy blue satin ribbon. [t is pleated ini double box pleats very ylose together, then arouiid the cushion wvhite lace is laid with the plain edge ucked down between the pleating and ~he cushion. At the cornors it is simn ply folded nicely ; the effect is lovoly. A NEW and striking design for a quiare cover for a table is to make the centre of plain satin, thou put on i denp border of the crazy p~atch work, iad finish with a rich fringe. Tihe patchwork should not bayo nmany plain p~icos in it ; those of embossed or Ligured velvet and brocade are much muoro effective, though tho plain pieces may be ornamented with embroidery, which adds greatly to the beauty ol the whole. QicK vxuioAn.-Fill a jug with cider, and turn inco each gallon of cider a pint of molases and a cupful of lively yeast. Have the jug full of the liquid ; let it stand uncorked back of the cook-stove whero ii, will keep warm. It will commence fermenting in twenty-four hours, and iil nol take over a week to make good, sharp~ vinegar. It must be drawn off intc another jug, leaving the dregs, and kept in a tight corked jug or bottles, whore it wvill not freeze. A UANDsoME handkerchief case ii made of erimnson plush with satin lning of the same color ; on the upper sid< put a spray of rosebuds and leaves it ribbon embroidery. The case shoul( be in shape like the two covers of book, and should tie with a ribbon o1 thec sanno color as the case. Co< KIzs without shortening. -Oni cup sugar, yolk of of one egg, one-hal cup swveet milk, twvo teaspoonfuls crean taitar, one of socia, one of salt ; rol thmn; sprmikho sugar over the top bo fore baking. .BUTTEn rm.- Cover the pie plat< with crust as for custard pie ; take pice of butter the size of an egg, on< cup of sugar, one cup sweet cream one teaspoonful of flour and sugar to gether, add cream, bake till brown, MonTGoonSaR CAK. - One pound c pork, fine~y chopped, one pint boilini water, three cup.. sugar, one toaspoon ful maleratus, one pound raismns, oe half pound currants, spices, flou enough to make the thickness of cu; HUMOBOUD. - 4 hoi t man thanked: "WIbat do you men $y) ca'h qareleeshess 2" ex t claimed a men who entered the" drug < store in a terribly excited manner. "What do you mean by your careless ness, I say ? You sold my boy laud anum for paregoric, and it was only by the luckidst chance that the baby ian ' u now lying dead; yes, sir, dead-mur dered by your criminal bar elessness." "What's that?" said the druggist, looking up from his desk. "I sold you laudanum instead of paregoric I M1broy I bow pould I have been so for- I getful I Of course you'll pay the differ ence in coat. Laudanuim is more ex. pensive than paregoric, you know. You've come in to pay the difference no doubt. I'm obliged to you, sir, obliged to you." A Lucky Fisherman. In the vast amount of business transac ted at the Baltimore, Md.;, Postoflice, Mr. M. V. Bailey, Superintendent of the Malls, 1 is kept exceedingly busy, but somehow he I finds a spare hour or day to go fishing, and from his experience he aives his testimony, that St. Jacob's Oil is the best remedy In the world for * rheumatism, , spraibs, sore feet and joints, bruises, etc. It is the re- 1 medy for fishermen and gunners, who r should always keep a bottle on hand. A sozwiAT inebriated gentleman boarded a down car on Yonge street, Toronto. Balancing himself against the door he asked the conductor to let him off at Cruikshank street. When Wilton avenue was reached he recog- o niz ed his destination, and, stumbling ] over to the bell-strap, gave ft a tre- e mendons tug. The conduetor was irri- s tated. "What do you mean by jerking i the bell like that--ringing it at both ti ends ?" he said, with rising anger. r "Well-(hic)-don't I wansh the carsh ] to stop-(hio)-at both ends ?" Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer. It is entirely different from all others. Itis b as clear as water, and as its name indicates is a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will im nediately free the head from all dandrufr' in store gray hair to its natural color and pr duce a new growth where it has fallen of. It does not in any manner affect tlie health which sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate og r silver preparations have done. Itwillehange a light or faded hair in a few days to a beautiful glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Each t bottleis warranted. SMITH, KLINE & Co. Wholesale Agents, Piiladelpl4a, Pa. and a V. N. UITTENrTON. New York A SUGoEsTIvE refiection : Calino is very sad in thinking that his son, who t is now only twelve years old, must one day leave him and enter the military service. "You have still got plenty of time before you," said a friend, trying to console him, "and before he is of 6 age the law may be modified." "You e are right," replied Calino, wiping away a tear. "And just think, if lie were a a widow's son he would be exempt I" Is your hair falling out or your scalp die. 0 cased? Carboline, a deodorized extract of petroleum, as now improved and perfect ed, is just the article you need. Buy a I bottle, and, like thousands who are using d it all over the land,you will value it as the I choicest of all toilet preparations. t f "You are charged with carrying whisky away from an illiot distillery," saidi the Unitect States Judlge to Uncle Silas, "WVhat have you to say to that charge ?" "I isn't guilty, sah. I didn't carry it away." "You had some, I then ? "Yes, rah, I had some." What< did( you <to wvIth it?" "W~Vell, sah, all< dat I had wuz inside ob me, an' I had so much dat I couldn't carry it away, so I joss stayed dar." My daug hter was troubledi with iUcarl, Disease for 5 years, given up by pnuyst clans, had sinking spells, great swelling over her heart extending to left arni, and severe spells of neuralgia extending over entire boAdy, doc~tora "oualdiT~ not hel hr. Dr. Graves' heart Regulator cured her wvitin three mos.-J as. Tilton, Coincord, N. 11. $1. per bottle at drugg~ists. WHEN Lord Coloridge returns to his native 'earth and writes a book about America, we trust that he will not say that Chicago is a larger State than Ho boken ; that Louisville is an isthmus that conneots California and Hartford ; that the Hudson river is a beautiful city ; that the Allegheni?s are a lovely archipelago, and that Idaho is the cap.. ital of Brooklyn. Consumptlon, Uuiroui. An old phiysiclan, retiredi from pratice, hiavling hadl paced in his hanels lay ain East in tla isaion ary the formuaala of a .alampte vegetablie reinedy for thie aspeedy andt pemanent cure of Consuplon Bironchisa, Uatarril, Astluama andt all tharat anal l.unag Aiieet:on., also a p~omitive and radiical curo for Nervous Debility iad ali Nervous Compiaints, af ter naving tested its wumndorfui curative powers in thmotismnds of cases, has teit It lis duty to imake it knaowni to his sufferling feliliws. Actuiaed bay this motive and a dcsire to re'iove haiumain suffeinug, I will send free of charge, to all who dtesire it, th is recipe, In GJermuan, iercuach or English, with full directions for preparlig and uisinmg. senat,by iaali by madrewsing wIth sitaamp, namiiiun4 thl< papler, wa. A. N4oY Hs, 1491 I'omer'a iLock, lfocleste,', A. 1. "No," said Mr. Littleman, "'I didn't get the nomination for Governor. In fact, I wasn't named for any ohlicc, but I had the satisfaction of hearing the p~reaidlent cry out amidst the as sonmbled thousands. 'I have a telegram for Mr. Small Littleman, of Squash vyile.' It cost me twenty-five cents, but, by gosh I it was worth it." For nearly 84 years I have been a victim of Catarrh. I have tried many remnedies, Veceiving little or no relief. I bought one bottle of Ely's Uream Balm andl derived more real benefit fronm that than all the rest addeld togetheor. 'You can recolmemnl it as being a safe and valuable medicine. A. L. FULnan1, D~anby, N. Y. As one having used Ely's Cream Balm I wouhld say it is worth its weight in gold as a cure for Ciatarrh. One botLe cured me. 8. A. Lovum rnlnP.(e adv't.) - ,FakiP.(e AN exebange speaks of a "vegetable acrobat," but it is not what the boy calls a 'turn-up." If there is an acro bat in the floral kingdom it must be the "Johnny-jnmp-up." l1alaria, chills, positively cured by iumory's 8tandard Cure Pills. Their equal unknown; ougar coated; no griping, 25 I'r is said that a certain millionaire in this city was a horse-car conductor thairty years ago. Those were the good i old days when it was not imperative t , "pur ohi in the presence of the passe.n. ger." .A puare strengthenng tonIc, free from whIskey andt alcohol, curles dyspopsia and slamilar diseases. it las never been equalled. Brown's ironm BIllers. DeelIne of Mtan. f Nervous Weakness, D~yspesa impotene , Sexuali Debility, cured by *"Wells itealthlenewer." $t. * AN old sod will ret Dmore quickly if plowed shallow, provided the work is r well done. In the bottom of a deep fur. P row, especially in early spriug, the sod is too cold to dnanmnoso rapidl. A Lucky Chanco. Of all men no doubt the mechanio and aborer suffer more from disease than an ,ther class-not always in the disease itself, ut the circumstances surrounding their ases. Who cau deplct a more horrifying cone than that of the prosperous mechanic, rho, by some dreadful disease, is reduced in esh and strength, having no power of con. rol, a helpless prey to some malady? Per map the family of the worthy man may be utferIng for the necessaries of life, all be ause "father" is unable to work. Why then do not all men grapple with the irst symptoms of disease (of whatever name r nature), and thereby prevent this sad ioture. Thisisjust whatMr.HIMAM LRANKLIN,of 4augatuck Oonn did when hobeganto feel heavy, dull pain in the small of his back, vhich steadily grew wouse until he had to do no of two things: either give up work or lie, or look around for some means to cure tidney disease, and a lucky chance threw n his way a safe and certain means of do iverance. The facts in Mr. F.'s case are these: His musiness (mason and builder) requires him o be exposed in all sorts of weather. 11o ently, from a severe cold he contracted a lisease of the kidneys, and like many others >egan using everything at hand. Not find ng any help, as a last resort he began taking lunt's Remedy. The first bottle giving do. ided benefit, he continued its use until he iad used three_(3) bottles. when all trouble isappeared. Mr. F. is now attending to 1usiness, a well man, and recently remarked o an acquaintance: "One trial convinced tie, as it will you." We need scarcely add lunt's Remedy is purely vegetable, and neets a want never before furnished to those uffrriug from kidney and liver complaint, ropsy, etc., and the utmost reliance may me placed in it. "bns," said the superintendent of a 'exas railroad, "we have water boys n the train now, but we didn't once. recolleot the first one we put on. .le ntered a ear filled with cattle men. As oon as they realized that he was offer 3g them water to drink, they took an ion. The boy saw his danger and iade for the door; but he fell on the latform just riddled with bullets." What is Money Veighed against that health it so often falls to uy? Dross indeed. While we can none of us laim a total exemption from that greatest of all Is to which utah is heir-ill health, we may do much to lessen the chances of mourring it, and 1As not alone by the adoption of such sanitary easures as are to be found in daily exercise, egular hours, prudence in eating and drinking, nd a wholesome diet, blut also by resorting to Ju. icious preventive medication when the system Is ircatened by unhealthful influences. For m tance, residents or sojourners in malarious lo alitles should use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as defense against chills and fever, and persons rho incur much out-of-door exposure should em loy it as a safeguard against rheumatism. Trav lers in the tropics find it invaluable also as a ieans of arresting liver complaint and constipa lon, and counteracting the debilitating innueuce I a torrid clitnate. A YOUNG man in South Carolina, only wenty years of age, has been engaged ineteen times already. He will not be o reckless as he grows up, should he ver grow up, But smart people die oung. Uot it Sure. Welial' "Rough on Rats" Almanac at druggists, r mail for 2c. stamp. E. S. Wells, Jeraey City. WE read in an exonange of a young idy having been made crazy by a sud on kiss. This should teach young adies to be constantly expecting some ling of that kind, and to be prepared oar it when it comes, WVADLEY, OA.--Dr. H. L. Battle, Jr., says: l in' Ironv Bitters are ver popular in this see SEAsOnING SAUSAGE MEAT-For one Lundred pounds meat use salt twelve unces, popper six ounces, sage four unces. Ladies anti children's boots and shoes annot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel Itifene are used. --There is an electric light in use for uining wvhicli can be seen1 42 miles. TRADE MAnnM. The pills are warranted to be PURELY vege. able, free from all mineral and other poisonous mubstances. They are a certain cure for Consti anton, Sick Headache, Dyspepsia Biliousness, 'ori Liver,t Los of Appetite, anma all diseases Liver, Stomach, Bowels or lidneys. They remove all obstructions from the channels 1the system andi purify tag blood, thereby im parting health, strength and vigor, sold by drug lt., or sent by mail for 25 cents in stamps by P. NEUSTAEDTER & CO., 83 Mercer St., New York, ole Marufimetmrers of ST. BERINARtDVEGE Send for cIrcular. )?'RIGHTFUL MORTALITY, [1UNG AND B)JRONCHIIAL DISEASE, IALI'8 HONEY OF HOREHOUND AND TlAR CHANCINC THE BALANCE L'o the Health Side of the Account. Before phlarmaceulticail research had dleveloped ho great PUILMONIO above namedi, the cough nixturcs of the day presentedl no adequate pro ection against the speedy development of fatal orms of lung dlisea.4e. Tio. palliate was alt that hey could dio in a mnajor~ty of cases. But since tALE'S IIONIY OF HiOHEIIOUND) AND TlAR vas introdiucedl, persons suftfering from severe ~OJOGHS andi COLDS, fronm ASTHMA, sore rLH ROAT, lNLUENZA, etc., have been enab~led .0 avail themselves, at trilling cost, of an article vhich affords them a reliable means of cure and a ienuine de fense. Thmere are dangerous imita 'ions. Ask for ltA LE'S bsy its faull name and take mo suibstituite. Pike's TJootacwhe Drops Cure in on Mlinute. Ltoe of at mg. VI WKx: l(iV ca Faip t 15 to 20 mas neuomJayoruie e CIfRIIi.s UNPAftINQ AN INALLIBLi Rpileptic J1fif, spasni, Falling Sickuess, Convul sions, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism, Opiumt Eating, Seminal Weakness, Tin potency, Syphlills, Scroftula, and all Nervous and Blood Diseases. MFTo Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men, Merchants, Blankers, Ladies and al whose sedeinary employment causes Nervous Pros-. bowelsn, iregularities of the blood stomach, boesor kidneys, or who require a nerve tonic, app~etizer or stimulentSamartan Ner-. t'Lne Is in valuable, won ousands HX REAu wnrflInvigor ant that ever sustain- ' ed a sinking system. ________ Fortesime al ad oireulars send stamp. Chaa. N. Critenn $ gent New York. (8 A rcuso tenor obtained a hearing be fore a director of one of the provincia theatres. le saug, but the manager stoppe him at the end of three or . four notes. 'Very well,'he said. "leave me you address, and I will think of you if i1 should happeu "What you mean by - if .it shoukd happen ?" interrupted the yoiig t'enor, "Why, If my theatre should burn "Well ?" "I should engage you to cry fire I" Two-Thirds of a BottleCures. Dr. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear Sir-[ have been taking your "Favorite Prescription" for "female weakness." Be fore I had taken it two days I began to fool stronger. I have taken but two-thirds of a bottle and believe I am cured. Gratefully Mns. H. 0. LOVE'IT, Watseka, Ill. Tu base ball player will drop hisi bat and lie down with tho iceman as: soon as the latter hangs up his tongs for the season. And then they will be made delegates to ward and county conven, tions and sell their votes to every can didate for the various nominations and thus lay up enough money to put them well through the winter. Sick and bilious headache, and all de rangements of stomach and bowels, cured by Dr. Pierce's "Pellets"-or anti-bilious granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes to allow waste of virtues. By druggists. THa weather clerk at Washington has struok a new dodge. He now predicts weather for two days ahead, and if on Monday night he says Wednesday will be clear and pleasant, the next day he will say that it will be olnudy and rainy, and in this way he seldom makes a miss. Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases a specialty. Send two stamps for large treatise giving self treatment. Address WORLD's DIsPENsARY MEDIOAL Asso (JIATION. Buffalo. N. Y. "I'm glad for one." remarked a hang eron near an up-town headquarters, "that David Davis has gone out of pol ities." "Why so ?" asked another lounger. "it leaves rcom for a dozen or more of us ordinary fellows to step in," was the reply. PUREST AND BEST O0D-LIVRa 01,, from selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.) N. Y. Absolutely pure and weet, Patients who have once taken i prefer it to all others. Physt clans declare it superior to all other oils. CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough mkin cured by using Juniper .ar Soap, made by Cas well, Hazard & Co., New York. A HumonisT was once called into the presence of the managing editor and solemnly reproved for the dulness of his wit. "Your jokes," quoth the edi tor, "are so bad that I am daily com pelled to print them in that nondescript department entitled 'Pearls of Thought."' IN a letter from loN. MRs. PERY, Castle Grey, Limerick, Ireland, BRowN's 1lilONCHIAL TnouEN, are thus referred to: "llaving brought your 'Bron chial Troches' with me when I came to reside her e, I found that after I had given liem away to those I considered required them, the poor people will walk for mites to get a few." For Coughs Colds ani Throat DIscases they have no equal. XoIJ 011 In boxes. Rusxj. seems to have a blissful ig norance of the cost of coal. He says a couple ought to court seven years to become thoroughly acquainted. That is the way with phiilonphora ; they have no thought for the practicahities ol hie. "Big ingh in " Is the language of vIgorous health sant selt-sat. factIon, but when Self-Indulgence, ex posture and hadt habIts have deranged the delicate functIons of dilgestlon, and the blood becomes impure, there It btut cine certain way to avoid~ disease. ITat is ts puirify the bloodl by "8t. IBernard's vegetable P'ills'' whIch stImulate tile liver, kidneys and skin, pruniote digestion and restore SOuilid, hiealthy ac lion to the cong estled organs uni dusortered. func tionis. They are the oldiest Kcnown heatlthi restora. live In the world. It has long been proposed to extend ai chinl of eatrthquake observatories ovem the volcanio districts of Italy, and Prof. de Rossi now urges the immediate com pletion of the series of such stations. Earthquakes are often heralded days ir advance by phenomena familiar to seis mologists, making it possible to issue earthquake warnings in season to enable inhabitants of threatened districts tc find places of safety. An observatory at Cassamicciola might have saved many lives. The Frazer Axle Grease is the best in the market. It Is the most economical and cheapest, one box lasting as long as two of any other. One greasing will last two weeks. It received first premium at the Centennial and Paris ExposItions, also medals at various StIate fairs. Buy no other. It is to be hoped that the Internation, al Electric Exhibition, to open in Sep tenmber of next year under the auspices of the Franklin .institute, will prove decided success, as from first to las1 American inventors gave 'the greates' impulses to an established industry ir electric lighting, etc., based on grant discoyeries. Tne last observatIons indicate that we are distant rrom the sun about 92 700, 000 miles. These are the figures ob tained as near as may be from the ob. servations of the last Venue transits. Mr. L. Ray,44 Nostrand avenue, Brooklyn says Dr. Elmiore's Ri.-G. saved his life; fowt large bottles cured hiis dyspepsia, kidney tin liver diseases, which six doctors had lalled t< help, iatnd or which ho expected to dIe soon A apecimen of vegetable wool 1s 01 exhibition at Amsterdam. 1t comes from Java. When It is freed from iti leathery covering and the seeds, througi a very simple process, it Is worth be tween 16 and 17 cents a pound. Mother Swan's Worm Syrup. InfallIble, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for to verlshness, restlessness, worms, coilstipaion. 26c It is said that M. Tomassi has made an arrangement which makes thle arc,oi the luminous point, of the Jablochikof light nearly stationary. As the "can, die" burns down a I sel'enium regulatol acts as an automatic regulator. 5tJEYSOYoAN, Wts.-Dr. 8. Ii. Myers, says:.O recommend Birownt's Iron BItters for gen eral tee billty, loss of appetite and want of strenagth." Wihy don't you use St. Patriok's Salve? Tr.j It. Use it. 25o at all druggists. In&.the Yorkshire coal mines thcr( were last year 95 deaths,so that one lifn was lost to every one of the total 80( employed. The day Is gone by whiac trillinug with the lives of men can be carried on with impunmty even in coA. mining. Dr. Eline's Great 19erve Aestorer is the marve of the age for aHi nerve dIseases. Al fits stope free. Mend to 951 Arch Street. Philadelphia. Pa, IT is said that coal-tar smeared about rat holes so that the rats cannot past without getting It on their fur, wil) very soon cause them to desert th( place CEi A REME 3PC>37L M31-1. Rheumatisrn, Neura la, SOlaUa, Lumbago, Backache, Headac e, Toothache, more Throast. tiwel li gsjYpraiasBula Soeissans Nostas a ra rse AND ALL OTHRn BODILY PAINS AID AVE. Boel by DUs DOist l and eaers e rywhro. Wiry Uenta baUb TIE 4MlAIMMiS A. VOGItLEHl 400. OuoswM toA. VOU R.ES A CO.) Baltimore. nod ",t1,4 VALUABLE TRUTHS. 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"If you aro old, and your blood thin and *lmipre, pulse feeble, your nerves un 'steady, and your faculties waning, Hop Bitters will give you now Life and Vigor. "HOP BIVERS is an elegant, healthy, 'and refreshing favoring for slok room 'drinks, impure water, etO., rendering 'them harmiues, and sweetenin the 'mouth, and cleansing the stomach" Cleanse, Purify and Enrich the Blood with Hop Bitters, And you will have no sickness or suffering or doo tor's bills to pay. 11OP BITTERS Is an Elegant, Pleasant, and Refreshing Flavoring for Sick-room, Drinks, and Impure Water render Ing them harmless, sweetening the mouth, and elean-ing the stomach. S HA RP C"'s''' P A I N S ~: S"ll'-Jo-*s Pain in the Chest, and all pan naches ether loclo depetd are instantl rclve atnd see fly cured by the medicIalvirtus of h e G1 an nd op Ate ar sold bya duggtaunr stor.s 2e ns orv fyor 81.00. H O prico. 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"" RT-- ae been a great an-RhEUtLWt Ny.g fore frm Reumaismforsix I had been doci years, and hearing of the anecss or four years, witl of Rtheumiatie syrup I cofioluded ailans, for serofu to give It a trial in my own case, ed it, but found ni een greatl boe ted by its use. After takingdt a I ean walk with entire freedom my surprise it be from pain, and my general health Continuing its us$ slndi reh fr e Iblood As a b lood purile and de-bilitated system. noequal Et. C ENTIER PARK, M. D). M RS. wIIL Manuf'd by RH EUMATIC SYRUP . JHealthiy People Si At the sufferings of dyspeptics, and say Inmaginary, This is not meant for cri A peson who has a crooked foot, or a dal forth sympidthy by the exhibitior hyrspptics suffef'er's stomach could be i dstress would be aIparent. The man with a troublesome stome the man with a broken leg, but is far les Bi/Sympathy is good or sufferers, as ease. D1)Isappomnted dyspe tics, weary Ia seeking cure, will do weR to make or and report the result. 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A halt millliontyet outtled. OCaset itlrotmt 'i ? If etcd Ei. 15 *r etnc. Addri, P~i. lI'1 EMPLOY MENT for young mnh wle0 'ratluato tat Co i.RMAN BUSINESSi COLLEGE, l~cwark, N. J. Tertns only $410. WrIte for carcullara.4 naitt erlotat ndli chne. Foiaan WritingAS15''la te'vt., -tl Cantihor .Mtilk Ia the boat int mnt Price 13 cent s KI00ER'8 PATILLE ."o'4 A 4SZNM W NT5, Air att . I n ats nuced 114 per cent. NATONAL . un. 0r. Philala.. Pa Phonai Ptectoral wIll euro ur comrha Prict : . ct ou__ it. A osaino .. Aytsta. ei S66 awe, to u own gtyI-,a.?omgag 6ott 331) he Books. tire of theO world. 100-Page Catalogue olud by dealers. Stent for exainiatioin tath i. JOHN B. ALDEN, Publisir 227. aruatic BPu. d Purifier Known! * OURED. NEURALGEA OURED. Y., Feb. 20, '82. FAInROnT, N. Y., Marolh 12, '81. CO., lfiheumagto .9ttnap Ct.e erento three GENTS-.since November, 1W, laaIe - have been a conatant sufferer relief 11tii - fronnuralgia and have n10ot tourshatitwas to be free honr yrup frotm pain until I ommsneed saon thinme, the use of Itheumatlo Syu.I anthep nie- have felt no pain uince usin ths awew Weeks, fourth bottle. I think It the best wer Is hiever, remedy I have ever heard of fo? rJhli has purifying the blood and for the SA G.cure o rheumatism and e LsTAN.ralgia. W. B. CH AsE. I Plymouth Avo., Roohester N. Y. metimes Laugh that their pains and distresses are eity, but it is cruelty, all the same. wounded hand, or a sightless eye, of the defective member.. If thn placed on exhlibition, the cause o ch often suffers quite as much ats s likely to receive sympathy. rar as it goes. But Brnvn's fron >t of these troubles, and cures dis of having tried many experiments e fair trial of Birown's Iron B8 iters, ed family medicine will thus dimia ni etihe act r.