The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, November 20, 1883, Image 4
AGRIOULTUBE.
To KuaP VRY aADuD PrLAEs
GamN.-Especially in the front yards
of dwellings, both in town and country,
which are much shaded we often see
the ground completely bare, not a liv.
ing thing being perceptible. Sometimes
there are many nearly nude, straggling
limos lying upon the ground or very
near it, which are unsightly and every
way worthless, that ought to be out
away. This would give room for the
growing there of some plant or vine
that would be adapted to it, and which 1
would not only cover the naked spot t
and make it a living "greou,"but would t
be adding much to the general appear
ance of the promines. The best vino
for this purpose is undoubtedly the pe- 0
riwinkle. I will grow almost anywhere 1
in the shade if the proper attention is
given to it, but not otherwise. It is a
beautiful vine and will densely cover
the ground, producing nearly the whole
season a very pretty blue flower, Weeds,
however, are its deadly enemies. It can -
not fight them.Steadily they will enroach
until they drive away our favorite and
occupy the field of battle. A little help
now and then, however, will defeat the
common enemy, and allow us to enjoy
the cool-looking, popular evergreca for
many years without renewal.
EGYPTIAN Coni.-A cereal recently
introduced into Kansas and New Mtexi.
co, it in said, was originally brought
from Southern Russia. The first
knowledge we had of its introduction
into this country, was some seed sent to
us last season from San Anglos, Cali- I
fornia, where it is sometimes called
pampas rice. We planted it as soon as V
received, and though it grew vigorously
ane obtained a good growth for out cli. J
mate, it failed to open. We were told 8
that it was used in Onlifornia principally v
as food for fowl, no mention being made i
of its use for bread. It is a cereal re- t
sembling very much our common millet I
although we should think the kernel is I
somewhat larger. It would undoubtedly S
constitute a good feed for stock the same f
as milet does, though we have known
the latter to be ground like Indian corn
and used for broad, which was said to E
be nearly as palatable and nutritious as t
that made from cornmeal. If, as is bta- 0
ted, it is unaffected by drought, worms F
and grasshoppers and other pests, and a
is largely productive, we see no reason c
why it may not constitute a staple of a
production among farmers in those a
states where the seasons are longer, and I
the climates less rigorous than in Now a
England. We advise our farmors to I
make a trial of it.
3
e KEEPrNG Eous. Taere is always some
risk in keeping eggs a long time, and
those not absolutely fresh will never
sell well. When eggs stand long in one i
position the yolk gets down against the ,
shell, ond if there is any evaporation, it a
soon either adheres to the shell or be- c
comes a little tainted, Eggs may be a
greased and packed in oats in barrelo b
headed up tight, kept cool and dry,and c
rolled or inverted, or both. every few a
days. Thus they will keop, and when y
wanted for market must be rolled in i
branr or meal to get the grease oA1, aud
perhaps dipped in lime water to give 1:
them a fresh look. How long they may
be kept thus we do not know, but sev
eral months at least. E~ggs will keep in i
lime water, but it is diihlcult to turn or i
roil the barrels, and so the yolk gets i
against the shell, and besides the shell c
looks very chalky,and their sale is hurt. t
The best way is, probably, to pack the c
fresh eggs in a barrel with meal or brani
setting them on end, using no greaso, s
for the meal absorbs it and turns ranl- I
cid. Head up the barrel and invert i
once a webk, and keep in a cool, dry 1
place.
THE beet is one of the best of the ear
ly vegetables, and should be found in
the gardens of farmers every where. TheI
cultivation of beets is a siinple matter.
.They require, in order to give ti-c best
results, only land, thorough tillage and
absolute ireedom romn weeds, bow as
early in the spring as the ground can be
got in good working ordcr. Mlake the
rows lltteon inceos apar't andl drop the
seed an inch apart in the row. If sown
veky early, and especially if the soil is
heavy and cold, it is very desirable to
sow the seed thick, say halh an inch
apart. TIhin the plants before they be
gin so crowd each other, letting the
plants stand from three to lve inches
apart in the row.
TREa soil may be denicient ini one sub
stance and abounding in another. It
may be considered rien wvheu sown to a
certain crop, and be too poor for anoth
er, A know.ledge of tihis fact has en
ateled chemists to formulateo special fer
tilizers for potnliar soils and particular
crops, which enablei farmers to econo
mize in purchasing by avoiding the use
of agbstances tha t exist mn the soil, the
saving an such purohbes i eing aplied
to procuring that whliih is deficient.
No two plants derive the aane proper.
tions of food from the soil, nor do any
t wvo varieties feed oni exactly the same
kind of I ertilizing mat erial.For instance,
clover preferu a liberal suipply of' pot
ash and ime, while the cereals do bot
ter with phosphoric acidl andit mitrogeni.
AN agricultural paper which strongly
advocates the use of air-slakel lime as
a fertilizer says: "Lime is the driving
wheel in the mnanurial laboratory, start
ing all the rett into action, anid impart
ing to a roal'thiat life and ponn r that is
necessary an the produnction of good
crops, Applhcations of lhne should be
made every four or live years, andl or
ganic miatter in sonme form every year,
and If this is (lone any land will pro
duce paying crops. The farmer who
has not tried it shaould go about at at
once.",
FAnEEs who hau o kept a strict ac
cont with their stock say that a lpouind
of poultry can be madeo for loss than a
pound ot pork, yet the laboring man
who has to buy both Lites that ho can
not afford to buy poultry very ofoen, as
it cots~t n~ore than any . thor nmats.
Thin Jo ids the O'ncord Monitor to ro.
mark that thze poultry- .ronu busiuoas
may I e much ex'e.,oea boleo the mar
het will be vostittclkosl mo as to hiinlg
the pri-e do. in to whiere it will not pay
to raire.
Ta over rowth o1 winter wvhoat re
quirea ettention, and neo Is to be rolled
or pasi red down bekh-e uiintor r ots in.
It is rare that this growth is not entire
ly killed down by winter freezes, and
.when heavy snows fall and remain for
some time this mass of green horbage
heats, asneats, and roots arc destroyed
to a gao stor or e -a extent.
Ta. loaves from early eabbagos may
be fed to cows and chickens.They should
be givetn to cows directly after milking,
abant a poak at a ime.
DOUMETIO.
To cure iugrowng nails one author
by says: Put ' small piece ofj tfalow in
, spoon, heat it till it becomes very hotl
na pour on the granulations. Pain and
enderness are relieved at once, and in
few days the granulations are all
one, the deceased parts dry, and
row destitute of all feeling, and the
dge of the nail is so exposed as to ad
:it of being pared away without any
aconvenience.
To make meat cheese.-Boil an ox's
iver, heart, and tongue; remove all
he hard and sinowy parts, and chop
he remainder flne : add to this half a
iound of boiled pork, also chopped
Uo; season it well; than tie in a cloth
r put it into a pau, and press it hard.
Lfter standing a few hours it will come
ut in a solid cake aud is very nice to
lice from, for eating at breakfast or
upper.
IT is time to forget all about old-fash
oned cookery; to seize the newest and
injoy the present is the watchword.
he quantity and quality of one's food
a meeting with much thought and
uany words from the wiseacres of the
>resent, and with their maxims and
nothods spread before us, one is
imost afraid to attempt anything that
loos not savor of scientific rules. But
he bright and ready housewife need
ko doubt her skill. Where there is a
vill there is a umay,
EXPEIUENoE is a good teacher, and
ierseverance will bring success. The
'Dinner Table" introduced sauces last
reck, but was interrupted, and the
ecipes were left out. It was said some
,oars since that we were a nation of a
Ingle sauce; it may have been so, but
to are wiser now. Well made sauceu
ro the perfection of cooking, a decora.
ive art that improves plain dishes, and
mikes the cheaper cuts of meat inviting
nd palatablo. The clarified white
took must always be ready as a basis
Dr any auice.
WITa boiled poultry servo celery
auco, The celery is simmered until
wnder. Then make a sauce by putting
, tablespoonful of butter into a sauce
,an, ant when it biibbles up stir in
lowiy a tablespoonful of flour. When
ooked, soason, and add half a pint of
took and half pint of boiling cream,
,nd the celery cut in small pieces. Let
t boil up one minute. Serve hot. The
anco nt be made without the cream
ud celery with a pint of boiling stock
nd the addition of two or three boaten
olks of eggs, a teaspoonful of lemon
uico, pepper and salt.
BAXICD A.PPE PUDDING.-Six apples
roll stowed, quarter of a pound of but
or, half of it stirred luto the apples
vhile hot; add sugar to taste; when
old add six eggs well beaten to the
pples. Pound and sift six crackers,
'itter your dish and put in a layer of
racker and a layer of the prepared
pple, and thus until you have filled
our dish; let the cracker be the up
'er layer anl put the remainder of your
utter in small bits upon it. Bake
alf an hour.
SAUoE TAnTAE.-Mix the following
agredients with a pint of good mayon
aise, and keep the sauce cool until
ran ted for use : One teaspoonful of
hiopped shallot or white onion, one
ablespoonful each of finely chopped
apers, p)areloy, and pickled gherkins;
a the spring anid summer add one table.
poonful of chopped green tarragon ; in
lie winter substitute the sprig of tar
agon which is always placed in the
>ottles containing capers, and which,
f course, must be finely chopped.
Foin a common wrap for the baby
arriage a little comforter made of the
>rtty blue anud utenmuleruied lawn teni
ns cloth is both serviceable and taste
ul. Put one thickness of wadding be
woen the outside and the lining, and
,atch it in p~lace with bright embroidery
-silk or crewel or oven Saxony yarn
vill tio-on the light-colored stripe.
L'his may b~e done with single cross
ititch, or in the formi of small stars.
A PIN cushion which is very hand
iomne and delicate is of blue satin with
L bunch of su~ cot peas painted on it ;
iround the edge of the cushion is a
lhenting of heavy blue satin ribbon.
[t is pleated ini double box pleats very
ylose together, then arouiid the cushion
wvhite lace is laid with the plain edge
ucked down between the pleating and
~he cushion. At the cornors it is simn
ply folded nicely ; the effect is lovoly.
A NEW and striking design for a
quiare cover for a table is to make the
centre of plain satin, thou put on
i denp border of the crazy p~atch work,
iad finish with a rich fringe. Tihe
patchwork should not bayo nmany plain
p~icos in it ; those of embossed or
Ligured velvet and brocade are much
muoro effective, though tho plain pieces
may be ornamented with embroidery,
which adds greatly to the beauty ol
the whole.
QicK vxuioAn.-Fill a jug with
cider, and turn inco each gallon of cider
a pint of molases and a cupful of
lively yeast. Have the jug full of the
liquid ; let it stand uncorked back
of the cook-stove whero ii, will keep
warm. It will commence fermenting
in twenty-four hours, and iil nol
take over a week to make good, sharp~
vinegar. It must be drawn off intc
another jug, leaving the dregs, and
kept in a tight corked jug or bottles,
whore it wvill not freeze.
A UANDsoME handkerchief case ii
made of erimnson plush with satin lning
of the same color ; on the upper sid<
put a spray of rosebuds and leaves it
ribbon embroidery. The case shoul(
be in shape like the two covers of
book, and should tie with a ribbon o1
thec sanno color as the case.
Co< KIzs without shortening. -Oni
cup sugar, yolk of of one egg, one-hal
cup swveet milk, twvo teaspoonfuls crean
taitar, one of socia, one of salt ; rol
thmn; sprmikho sugar over the top bo
fore baking.
.BUTTEn rm.- Cover the pie plat<
with crust as for custard pie ; take
pice of butter the size of an egg, on<
cup of sugar, one cup sweet cream
one teaspoonful of flour and sugar to
gether, add cream, bake till brown,
MonTGoonSaR CAK. - One pound c
pork, fine~y chopped, one pint boilini
water, three cup.. sugar, one toaspoon
ful maleratus, one pound raismns, oe
half pound currants, spices, flou
enough to make the thickness of cu;
HUMOBOUD.
- 4 hoi t man thanked: "WIbat do
you men $y) ca'h qareleeshess 2" ex t
claimed a men who entered the" drug <
store in a terribly excited manner.
"What do you mean by your careless
ness, I say ? You sold my boy laud
anum for paregoric, and it was only by
the luckidst chance that the baby ian ' u
now lying dead; yes, sir, dead-mur
dered by your criminal bar elessness."
"What's that?" said the druggist,
looking up from his desk. "I sold
you laudanum instead of paregoric I
M1broy I bow pould I have been so for- I
getful I Of course you'll pay the differ
ence in coat. Laudanuim is more ex.
pensive than paregoric, you know.
You've come in to pay the difference no
doubt. I'm obliged to you, sir, obliged
to you."
A Lucky Fisherman.
In the vast amount of business transac
ted at the Baltimore, Md.;, Postoflice, Mr.
M. V. Bailey, Superintendent of the Malls, 1
is kept exceedingly busy, but somehow he I
finds a spare hour or day to go fishing, and
from his experience he aives his testimony,
that St. Jacob's Oil is the best remedy In
the world for * rheumatism, , spraibs, sore
feet and joints, bruises, etc. It is the re- 1
medy for fishermen and gunners, who r
should always keep a bottle on hand.
A sozwiAT inebriated gentleman
boarded a down car on Yonge street,
Toronto. Balancing himself against
the door he asked the conductor to let
him off at Cruikshank street. When
Wilton avenue was reached he recog- o
niz ed his destination, and, stumbling ]
over to the bell-strap, gave ft a tre- e
mendons tug. The conduetor was irri- s
tated. "What do you mean by jerking i
the bell like that--ringing it at both ti
ends ?" he said, with rising anger. r
"Well-(hic)-don't I wansh the carsh ]
to stop-(hio)-at both ends ?"
Walnut Leaf Hair Restorer.
It is entirely different from all others. Itis b
as clear as water, and as its name indicates is
a perfect Vegetable Hair Restorer. It will im
nediately free the head from all dandrufr' in
store gray hair to its natural color and pr
duce a new growth where it has fallen of. It
does not in any manner affect tlie health
which sulphur, sugar of lead and nitrate og r
silver preparations have done. Itwillehange a
light or faded hair in a few days to a beautiful
glossy brown. Ask your druggist for it. Each t
bottleis warranted. SMITH, KLINE & Co.
Wholesale Agents, Piiladelpl4a, Pa. and a
V. N. UITTENrTON. New York
A SUGoEsTIvE refiection : Calino is
very sad in thinking that his son, who t
is now only twelve years old, must one
day leave him and enter the military
service. "You have still got plenty of
time before you," said a friend, trying
to console him, "and before he is of 6
age the law may be modified." "You e
are right," replied Calino, wiping away
a tear. "And just think, if lie were a
a widow's son he would be exempt I"
Is your hair falling out or your scalp die. 0
cased? Carboline, a deodorized extract of
petroleum, as now improved and perfect
ed, is just the article you need. Buy a I
bottle, and, like thousands who are using d
it all over the land,you will value it as the I
choicest of all toilet preparations. t
f
"You are charged with carrying
whisky away from an illiot distillery,"
saidi the Unitect States Judlge to Uncle
Silas, "WVhat have you to say to that
charge ?" "I isn't guilty, sah. I
didn't carry it away." "You had some, I
then ? "Yes, rah, I had some." What<
did( you <to wvIth it?" "W~Vell, sah, all<
dat I had wuz inside ob me, an' I had
so much dat I couldn't carry it away,
so I joss stayed dar."
My daug hter was troubledi with iUcarl,
Disease for 5 years, given up by pnuyst
clans, had sinking spells, great swelling
over her heart extending to left arni, and
severe spells of neuralgia extending over
entire boAdy, doc~tora "oualdiT~ not hel hr.
Dr. Graves' heart Regulator cured her
wvitin three mos.-J as. Tilton, Coincord,
N. 11. $1. per bottle at drugg~ists.
WHEN Lord Coloridge returns to his
native 'earth and writes a book about
America, we trust that he will not say
that Chicago is a larger State than Ho
boken ; that Louisville is an isthmus
that conneots California and Hartford ;
that the Hudson river is a beautiful
city ; that the Allegheni?s are a lovely
archipelago, and that Idaho is the cap..
ital of Brooklyn.
Consumptlon, Uuiroui.
An old phiysiclan, retiredi from pratice, hiavling
hadl paced in his hanels lay ain East in tla isaion
ary the formuaala of a .alampte vegetablie reinedy for
thie aspeedy andt pemanent cure of Consuplon
Bironchisa, Uatarril, Astluama andt all tharat anal
l.unag Aiieet:on., also a p~omitive and radiical curo
for Nervous Debility iad ali Nervous Compiaints,
af ter naving tested its wumndorfui curative powers
in thmotismnds of cases, has teit It lis duty to imake
it knaowni to his sufferling feliliws. Actuiaed bay this
motive and a dcsire to re'iove haiumain suffeinug, I
will send free of charge, to all who dtesire it, th is
recipe, In GJermuan, iercuach or English, with full
directions for preparlig and uisinmg. senat,by iaali
by madrewsing wIth sitaamp, namiiiun4 thl< papler, wa.
A. N4oY Hs, 1491 I'omer'a iLock, lfocleste,', A. 1.
"No," said Mr. Littleman, "'I didn't
get the nomination for Governor. In
fact, I wasn't named for any ohlicc, but
I had the satisfaction of hearing
the p~reaidlent cry out amidst the as
sonmbled thousands. 'I have a telegram
for Mr. Small Littleman, of Squash
vyile.' It cost me twenty-five cents,
but, by gosh I it was worth it."
For nearly 84 years I have been a victim
of Catarrh. I have tried many remnedies,
Veceiving little or no relief. I bought one
bottle of Ely's Uream Balm andl derived
more real benefit fronm that than all the
rest addeld togetheor. 'You can recolmemnl
it as being a safe and valuable medicine.
A. L. FULnan1, D~anby, N. Y.
As one having used Ely's Cream Balm
I wouhld say it is worth its weight in gold
as a cure for Ciatarrh. One botLe cured
me. 8. A. Lovum rnlnP.(e
adv't.) - ,FakiP.(e
AN exebange speaks of a "vegetable
acrobat," but it is not what the boy
calls a 'turn-up." If there is an acro
bat in the floral kingdom it must be the
"Johnny-jnmp-up."
l1alaria, chills, positively cured by
iumory's 8tandard Cure Pills. Their equal
unknown; ougar coated; no griping, 25
I'r is said that a certain millionaire in
this city was a horse-car conductor
thairty years ago. Those were the good
i old days when it was not imperative t ,
"pur ohi in the presence of the passe.n.
ger."
.A puare strengthenng tonIc, free from whIskey
andt alcohol, curles dyspopsia and slamilar diseases.
it las never been equalled. Brown's ironm BIllers.
DeelIne of Mtan.
f Nervous Weakness, D~yspesa impotene , Sexuali
Debility, cured by *"Wells itealthlenewer." $t.
* AN old sod will ret Dmore quickly if
plowed shallow, provided the work is
r well done. In the bottom of a deep fur.
P row, especially in early spriug, the sod
is too cold to dnanmnoso rapidl.
A Lucky Chanco.
Of all men no doubt the mechanio and
aborer suffer more from disease than an
,ther class-not always in the disease itself,
ut the circumstances surrounding their
ases. Who cau deplct a more horrifying
cone than that of the prosperous mechanic,
rho, by some dreadful disease, is reduced in
esh and strength, having no power of con.
rol, a helpless prey to some malady? Per
map the family of the worthy man may be
utferIng for the necessaries of life, all be
ause "father" is unable to work.
Why then do not all men grapple with the
irst symptoms of disease (of whatever name
r nature), and thereby prevent this sad
ioture.
Thisisjust whatMr.HIMAM LRANKLIN,of
4augatuck Oonn did when hobeganto feel
heavy, dull pain in the small of his back,
vhich steadily grew wouse until he had to do
no of two things: either give up work or
lie, or look around for some means to cure
tidney disease, and a lucky chance threw
n his way a safe and certain means of do
iverance.
The facts in Mr. F.'s case are these: His
musiness (mason and builder) requires him
o be exposed in all sorts of weather. 11o
ently, from a severe cold he contracted a
lisease of the kidneys, and like many others
>egan using everything at hand. Not find
ng any help, as a last resort he began taking
lunt's Remedy. The first bottle giving do.
ided benefit, he continued its use until he
iad used three_(3) bottles. when all trouble
isappeared. Mr. F. is now attending to
1usiness, a well man, and recently remarked
o an acquaintance: "One trial convinced
tie, as it will you." We need scarcely add
lunt's Remedy is purely vegetable, and
neets a want never before furnished to those
uffrriug from kidney and liver complaint,
ropsy, etc., and the utmost reliance may
me placed in it.
"bns," said the superintendent of a
'exas railroad, "we have water boys
n the train now, but we didn't once.
recolleot the first one we put on. .le
ntered a ear filled with cattle men. As
oon as they realized that he was offer
3g them water to drink, they took an
ion. The boy saw his danger and
iade for the door; but he fell on the
latform just riddled with bullets."
What is Money
Veighed against that health it so often falls to
uy? Dross indeed. While we can none of us
laim a total exemption from that greatest of all
Is to which utah is heir-ill health, we may do
much to lessen the chances of mourring it, and
1As not alone by the adoption of such sanitary
easures as are to be found in daily exercise,
egular hours, prudence in eating and drinking,
nd a wholesome diet, blut also by resorting to Ju.
icious preventive medication when the system Is
ircatened by unhealthful influences. For m
tance, residents or sojourners in malarious lo
alitles should use Hostetter's Stomach Bitters as
defense against chills and fever, and persons
rho incur much out-of-door exposure should em
loy it as a safeguard against rheumatism. Trav
lers in the tropics find it invaluable also as a
ieans of arresting liver complaint and constipa
lon, and counteracting the debilitating innueuce
I a torrid clitnate.
A YOUNG man in South Carolina, only
wenty years of age, has been engaged
ineteen times already. He will not be
o reckless as he grows up, should he
ver grow up, But smart people die
oung.
Uot it Sure.
Welial' "Rough on Rats" Almanac at druggists,
r mail for 2c. stamp. E. S. Wells, Jeraey City.
WE read in an exonange of a young
idy having been made crazy by a sud
on kiss. This should teach young
adies to be constantly expecting some
ling of that kind, and to be prepared
oar it when it comes,
WVADLEY, OA.--Dr. H. L. Battle, Jr., says:
l in' Ironv Bitters are ver popular in this see
SEAsOnING SAUSAGE MEAT-For one
Lundred pounds meat use salt twelve
unces, popper six ounces, sage four
unces.
Ladies anti children's boots and shoes
annot run over if Lyon's Patent Heel
Itifene are used.
--There is an electric light in use for
uining wvhicli can be seen1 42 miles.
TRADE MAnnM.
The pills are warranted to be PURELY vege.
able, free from all mineral and other poisonous
mubstances. They are a certain cure for Consti
anton, Sick Headache, Dyspepsia Biliousness,
'ori Liver,t Los of Appetite, anma all diseases
Liver, Stomach, Bowels or
lidneys.
They remove all obstructions from the channels
1the system andi purify tag blood, thereby im
parting health, strength and vigor, sold by drug
lt., or sent by mail for 25 cents in stamps by
P. NEUSTAEDTER & CO.,
83 Mercer St., New York,
ole Marufimetmrers of ST. BERINARtDVEGE
Send for cIrcular.
)?'RIGHTFUL MORTALITY,
[1UNG AND B)JRONCHIIAL DISEASE,
IALI'8 HONEY OF HOREHOUND AND TlAR
CHANCINC THE BALANCE
L'o the Health Side of the Account.
Before phlarmaceulticail research had dleveloped
ho great PUILMONIO above namedi, the cough
nixturcs of the day presentedl no adequate pro
ection against the speedy development of fatal
orms of lung dlisea.4e. Tio. palliate was alt that
hey could dio in a mnajor~ty of cases. But since
tALE'S IIONIY OF HiOHEIIOUND) AND TlAR
vas introdiucedl, persons suftfering from severe
~OJOGHS andi COLDS, fronm ASTHMA, sore
rLH ROAT, lNLUENZA, etc., have been enab~led
.0 avail themselves, at trilling cost, of an article
vhich affords them a reliable means of cure and a
ienuine de fense. Thmere are dangerous imita
'ions. Ask for ltA LE'S bsy its faull name and take
mo suibstituite.
Pike's TJootacwhe Drops Cure in on Mlinute.
Ltoe of at mg. VI WKx: l(iV ca Faip t
15 to 20 mas neuomJayoruie e
CIfRIIi.s UNPAftINQ
AN INALLIBLi
Rpileptic J1fif,
spasni, Falling
Sickuess, Convul
sions, 8t. Vitus Dance, Alcoholism,
Opiumt Eating, Seminal Weakness, Tin
potency, Syphlills, Scroftula, and all
Nervous and Blood Diseases.
MFTo Clergymen, Lawyers, Literary Men,
Merchants, Blankers, Ladies and al whose
sedeinary employment causes Nervous Pros-.
bowelsn, iregularities of the blood stomach,
boesor kidneys, or who require a nerve
tonic, app~etizer or stimulentSamartan Ner-.
t'Lne Is in valuable,
won ousands HX REAu
wnrflInvigor
ant that ever sustain- '
ed a sinking system. ________
Fortesime al ad oireulars send stamp.
Chaa. N. Critenn $ gent New York. (8
A rcuso tenor obtained a hearing be
fore a director of one of the provincia
theatres.
le saug, but the manager stoppe
him at the end of three or . four notes.
'Very well,'he said. "leave me you
address, and I will think of you if i1
should happeu
"What you mean by - if .it shoukd
happen ?" interrupted the yoiig t'enor,
"Why, If my theatre should burn
"Well ?"
"I should engage you to cry fire I"
Two-Thirds of a BottleCures.
Dr. R. V. PIERCE, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dear
Sir-[ have been taking your "Favorite
Prescription" for "female weakness." Be
fore I had taken it two days I began to fool
stronger. I have taken but two-thirds of a
bottle and believe I am cured.
Gratefully
Mns. H. 0. LOVE'IT, Watseka, Ill.
Tu base ball player will drop hisi bat
and lie down with tho iceman as: soon
as the latter hangs up his tongs for the
season. And then they will be made
delegates to ward and county conven,
tions and sell their votes to every can
didate for the various nominations and
thus lay up enough money to put them
well through the winter.
Sick and bilious headache, and all de
rangements of stomach and bowels, cured
by Dr. Pierce's "Pellets"-or anti-bilious
granules. 25 cents a vial. No cheap boxes
to allow waste of virtues. By druggists.
THa weather clerk at Washington has
struok a new dodge. He now predicts
weather for two days ahead, and if on
Monday night he says Wednesday will
be clear and pleasant, the next day he
will say that it will be olnudy and rainy,
and in this way he seldom makes a miss.
Throat, Bronchial, and Lung Diseases
a specialty. Send two stamps for large
treatise giving self treatment. Address
WORLD's DIsPENsARY MEDIOAL Asso
(JIATION. Buffalo. N. Y.
"I'm glad for one." remarked a hang
eron near an up-town headquarters,
"that David Davis has gone out of pol
ities." "Why so ?" asked another
lounger. "it leaves rcom for a dozen
or more of us ordinary fellows to step
in," was the reply.
PUREST AND BEST O0D-LIVRa 01,, from selected
livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.)
N. Y. Absolutely pure and weet, Patients who
have once taken i prefer it to all others. Physt
clans declare it superior to all other oils.
CHAPPED HANDS, face, pimples and rough mkin
cured by using Juniper .ar Soap, made by Cas
well, Hazard & Co., New York.
A HumonisT was once called into the
presence of the managing editor and
solemnly reproved for the dulness of
his wit. "Your jokes," quoth the edi
tor, "are so bad that I am daily com
pelled to print them in that nondescript
department entitled 'Pearls of
Thought."'
IN a letter from loN. MRs. PERY, Castle Grey,
Limerick, Ireland, BRowN's 1lilONCHIAL TnouEN,
are thus referred to: "llaving brought your 'Bron
chial Troches' with me when I came to reside her e,
I found that after I had given liem away to those
I considered required them, the poor people will
walk for mites to get a few." For Coughs Colds
ani Throat DIscases they have no equal. XoIJ
011 In boxes.
Rusxj. seems to have a blissful ig
norance of the cost of coal. He says
a couple ought to court seven years to
become thoroughly acquainted. That
is the way with phiilonphora ; they have
no thought for the practicahities ol
hie.
"Big ingh in "
Is the language of vIgorous health sant selt-sat.
factIon, but when Self-Indulgence, ex posture and
hadt habIts have deranged the delicate functIons of
dilgestlon, and the blood becomes impure, there It
btut cine certain way to avoid~ disease. ITat is ts
puirify the bloodl by "8t. IBernard's vegetable
P'ills'' whIch stImulate tile liver, kidneys and skin,
pruniote digestion and restore SOuilid, hiealthy ac
lion to the cong estled organs uni dusortered. func
tionis. They are the oldiest Kcnown heatlthi restora.
live In the world.
It has long been proposed to extend ai
chinl of eatrthquake observatories ovem
the volcanio districts of Italy, and Prof.
de Rossi now urges the immediate com
pletion of the series of such stations.
Earthquakes are often heralded days ir
advance by phenomena familiar to seis
mologists, making it possible to issue
earthquake warnings in season to enable
inhabitants of threatened districts tc
find places of safety. An observatory
at Cassamicciola might have saved many
lives.
The Frazer Axle Grease
is the best in the market. It Is the most
economical and cheapest, one box lasting as
long as two of any other. One greasing will
last two weeks. It received first premium at
the Centennial and Paris ExposItions, also
medals at various StIate fairs. Buy no other.
It is to be hoped that the Internation,
al Electric Exhibition, to open in Sep
tenmber of next year under the auspices
of the Franklin .institute, will prove
decided success, as from first to las1
American inventors gave 'the greates'
impulses to an established industry ir
electric lighting, etc., based on grant
discoyeries.
Tne last observatIons indicate that we
are distant rrom the sun about 92 700,
000 miles. These are the figures ob
tained as near as may be from the ob.
servations of the last Venue transits.
Mr. L. Ray,44 Nostrand avenue, Brooklyn
says Dr. Elmiore's Ri.-G. saved his life; fowt
large bottles cured hiis dyspepsia, kidney tin
liver diseases, which six doctors had lalled t<
help, iatnd or which ho expected to dIe soon
A apecimen of vegetable wool 1s 01
exhibition at Amsterdam. 1t comes
from Java. When It is freed from iti
leathery covering and the seeds, througi
a very simple process, it Is worth be
tween 16 and 17 cents a pound.
Mother Swan's Worm Syrup.
InfallIble, tasteless, harmless, cathartic; for to
verlshness, restlessness, worms, coilstipaion. 26c
It is said that M. Tomassi has made
an arrangement which makes thle arc,oi
the luminous point, of the Jablochikof
light nearly stationary. As the "can,
die" burns down a I sel'enium regulatol
acts as an automatic regulator.
5tJEYSOYoAN, Wts.-Dr. 8. Ii. Myers, says:.O
recommend Birownt's Iron BItters for gen eral tee
billty, loss of appetite and want of strenagth."
Wihy don't you use St. Patriok's Salve? Tr.j
It. Use it. 25o at all druggists.
In&.the Yorkshire coal mines thcr(
were last year 95 deaths,so that one lifn
was lost to every one of the total 80(
employed. The day Is gone by whiac
trillinug with the lives of men can be
carried on with impunmty even in coA.
mining.
Dr. Eline's Great 19erve Aestorer is the marve
of the age for aHi nerve dIseases. Al fits stope
free. Mend to 951 Arch Street. Philadelphia. Pa,
IT is said that coal-tar smeared about
rat holes so that the rats cannot past
without getting It on their fur, wil)
very soon cause them to desert th(
place
CEi A REME
3PC>37L M31-1.
Rheumatisrn, Neura la, SOlaUa,
Lumbago, Backache, Headac e, Toothache,
more Throast. tiwel li gsjYpraiasBula
Soeissans Nostas a ra rse
AND ALL OTHRn BODILY PAINS AID AVE.
Boel by DUs DOist l and eaers e rywhro. Wiry Uenta baUb
TIE 4MlAIMMiS A. VOGItLEHl 400.
OuoswM toA. VOU R.ES A CO.) Baltimore. nod ",t1,4
VALUABLE TRUTHS.
"If you are sufering from por health
or languishing on a bed of sIkness, take
oleer, for
Hop Bitters will eure you.
'"If you are sim ply alling If you feel
'weak an dispir ted, wiout clearly
'knowing why,
Hop Bitters will Revive you.
"If you are a Minister, and have over
'taxed yourself with your pastoral duties,
:or a Mother, worn out with care and work,
Hiop Bitters will Restore you.
"If you are a man of business or laborer
'weakened by the strain of your every-day
duties or a man o letters, tolling over
your OInght work,
Hop Bitters will Strengthen you.
"If you are suffering from over eating,
'or drinking, any indiscretion or dissipa
tion, or are young and growing too last,
as IS often the case,
Hop Bitters will Relieve you.
"If you are In the workshop, on the
farm, at the desk, anywhere, and feel
that your system needs cleansing, toning,
'or stimulating, without Intoxicating,
lop Bitters is what you need.
"If you aro old, and your blood thin and
*lmipre, pulse feeble, your nerves un
'steady, and your faculties waning,
Hop Bitters will give you now Life
and Vigor.
"HOP BIVERS is an elegant, healthy,
'and refreshing favoring for slok room
'drinks, impure water, etO., rendering
'them harmiues, and sweetenin the
'mouth, and cleansing the stomach"
Cleanse, Purify and Enrich
the Blood with
Hop Bitters,
And you will have no sickness or suffering or doo
tor's bills to pay.
11OP BITTERS
Is an Elegant, Pleasant, and Refreshing Flavoring
for Sick-room, Drinks, and Impure Water render
Ing them harmless, sweetening the mouth, and
elean-ing the stomach.
S HA RP C"'s'''
P A I N S ~: S"ll'-Jo-*s
Pain in the Chest, and all pan naches ether loclo
depetd are instantl rclve atnd see fly cured by
the medicIalvirtus of h e G1 an nd
op Ate ar sold bya duggtaunr stor.s
2e ns orv fyor 81.00. H O
prico. Hlop Plait er Co., O
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when a pplied by the
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c,~ M BE g ,efect all len
Ro4CU Es is tarrhal virus, causing
mh.4'I%'T/I~rA - healthy secretions, It
'-W allays inflammation,
FEVRrig " Earn*e*ot s l niem
tJ~~ passages from addI
tional colds, com
pietely heals the sores
and restores taste
~, and smelL. A few
~~applcation grealevto
A use Sedhorg creau
ar. ment so cnsite
bmall or at drngglsts. a.Pie0cnt
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RT-- ae been a great an-RhEUtLWt Ny.g
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years, and hearing of the anecss or four years, witl
of Rtheumiatie syrup I cofioluded ailans, for serofu
to give It a trial in my own case, ed it, but found ni
een greatl boe ted by its use. After takingdt a
I ean walk with entire freedom my surprise it be
from pain, and my general health Continuing its us$
slndi reh fr e Iblood As a b lood purile
and de-bilitated system. noequal
Et. C ENTIER PARK, M. D). M RS. wIIL
Manuf'd by RH EUMATIC SYRUP .
JHealthiy People Si
At the sufferings of dyspeptics, and say
Inmaginary, This is not meant for cri
A peson who has a crooked foot, or a
dal forth sympidthy by the exhibitior
hyrspptics suffef'er's stomach could be
i dstress would be aIparent.
The man with a troublesome stome
the man with a broken leg, but is far les
Bi/Sympathy is good or sufferers, as
ease. D1)Isappomnted dyspe tics, weary
Ia seeking cure, will do weR to make or
and report the result. That this well-t '
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OURED. NEURALGEA OURED.
Y., Feb. 20, '82. FAInROnT, N. Y., Marolh 12, '81.
CO., lfiheumagto .9ttnap Ct.e
erento three GENTS-.since November, 1W,
laaIe - have been a conatant sufferer
relief 11tii - fronnuralgia and have n10ot
tourshatitwas to be free
honr yrup frotm pain until I ommsneed
saon thinme, the use of Itheumatlo Syu.I
anthep nie- have felt no pain uince usin ths
awew Weeks, fourth bottle. I think It the best
wer Is hiever, remedy I have ever heard of fo?
rJhli has purifying the blood and for the
SA G.cure o rheumatism and e
LsTAN.ralgia. W. B. CH AsE.
I Plymouth Avo., Roohester N. Y.
metimes Laugh
that their pains and distresses are
eity, but it is cruelty, all the same.
wounded hand, or a sightless eye,
of the defective member.. If thn
placed on exhlibition, the cause o
ch often suffers quite as much ats
s likely to receive sympathy.
rar as it goes. But Brnvn's fron
>t of these troubles, and cures dis
of having tried many experiments
e fair trial of Birown's Iron B8 iters,
ed family medicine will thus dimia
ni etihe act r.