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TORNADOES. Scientifically Accounted for, and Sono Remote Causes that produce Pain. ful Results Explained. The following synopsis of a lecture de livered by Dr. Horace It. Hamilton be. Wore the New York Society for the promo tion of science, contains so much that Is timely and important that it can be read Iwith both interest and profit: There is probably no subject of muoderu Itimes that has caused and le causing great ier attention than the origin of tornadoes. S8cientists have studied it for the benefit of shumanity; men have investigated it for the twelfare of their families. It has been a ivexed subject long considered,and through tall this investigation the cyclone has swept tacross the land carrying destruction to scientists as well as to the innocent dwell era in its track. One thing, however, is certain; the cause of the cyclone must be sought far away from the whirling' body of wind itself. Its results are powerful; Its cause must also be powerful. Lt3t us therefore consider a few facts. First, the appearance of a cyclone is luvariably preceded by dark spots upon the lace of the sun. These spots, indicating a dis. turbed condition of the solar regions, nec essarily affect the atmosphere of our earth. An unusual generation of heat in one part of the atmosphere is certain to cause a par. tial vacuum in another portion. Air must rush in to fill this vacuum. Hence the di. turbances-hence the cyclone. This theory finds additional confirmation in the fact that toroadoes come during the day and not at night. The dark spots upon the surface of the sun, whatever they may be, seem to cause great commotion in the at mosphere of the world, and it is almost certain that the extremely wet weather of the present season can be accounted for on precisely this basis. Is it reasonable to suppose tuat the marvelous effect of the sun upon vegetation and life in general shall be less than upon the atmosphere itself through which its rays come? The cause is remote, but the effect is here. After describing some of the terrible ef fects of the cyclone, the speaker went on to say: This rule finds its application in nearly every department of life. An operator is in San Francisco-the click of the instru ment manipulated by his fingers, in New York. The president m-ikes a slight stroke of the pen in his study at the White House, and the whole nation is aroused by the act. An uneasiness and disgust with everything in life, conmonly called home sickness, is felt by ninny people, when the cause is to be found in the distant home thousands of miles away. An uncertain pain may be felt in the head. It is repeat ed in other parts of the body. The appe tite departs and all energy is gone. Is the cause necessarily to be found in the head? The next day the feeling Increases. There are added symptoms. rhey continue ant become more aggravuted. The slight pans in the huad increase to agonies. The nau sea becomes chronic. The heart grows irregular, and the breathing uncertain. All these effects have a definite cause; and. after years of deep experience upon this subject, J do not hesitate to say that this cause is to be found in some derangement of the kidneys or hiver far away from that portion of the body in which these effects appear. But one may say, I have no pain whteverlamy kidneys or Iver. Very true, Neither have we any evidence that there is a tornado on the surface of the sun; but it is none the less certain that the tornado is here, and it is none the less cer ta that these great organs of the body are the cause of the trouble althugh there may ho no pain in their vicinity. I know whereof I speak, for 1 have p~assed through thIs very experience my. self. Neirly ten 'ears ago, I was the pie ture of health, weighinur more than 200 pounds, anid as strong and healthy as any man I ever knew. When I felt, the symp. tomis I have above diescribed, they caused mie nnoyanice, not only by reason of their agagravatingr nature, but because I never felt any pain before. Other doctors told me I was troubied with malaria, and I treated myself accordingly. I did not be lieve, however, that malaria could( show such aggrauvated symptoma. it nctor oc cuirred to mie that anlysis would help solve t he trouble, as I did not presume my (1W ticulty wvas located in that portion of the bndy. But I continued to grow worse. I hand a faint sensat ion at the pit of my stomach nearly every clay. I felt a great desire to eat, and yet I loathed -food. I was constantly tired and still I could niot steep. My brain was unusually active, b~ut I could not think connectedly. My enistcne was a hlng misery. I contin. uedi in this coniition for neariy a year; never tree from pain, never for a moment hi ippy. Suchi an existence is far worse than death, for which I confess I earnestly longed. it was while suffermng thua that a frIend advised me to) make a final attempi, to re cover my health. I sneered inwardly at his suggestion, but I was too weak to make any resis'ance. He furnished me with a remedy, simple yet palatable and withuin two clays I observed a slight change for the better. This awakened my courage. I felt that, I would not die at that time, I continned the use of the remedy, taking It in accordanice with ditrections, until 1 be-. came not onl.y restored to my former health and~ strength, but of greater vigor than I have before known. This condition has coiniued uip to the present tune, and I behieve I shouht have (died as miserably as thousands of other men01 have (lied and are (lying every (lay had It not been for the simp~le yet wonderful power of War. tner's UJafe Cure, the remedy I employed. TIhe lecturer then described his means of restoration more in detail, and couciu died as follows: My complete recovery has causedl me to investigate the subject more carefully,and I believe I have discovered the key to most til health of our modern civihizat1an. I am luhly confident that four-*ifths of the diseases which zili at humanity might he avoided wore the kidneys and liver kept in perfect condition. Were It possible to control thle action of the sun, cyclones could undoubtedly he averted. That, however, is one of the things that cannot be. But I rejoice to say that it is possible to control the ktidneys and liver, to render their action wholly normnal, and their ef. feet upon the system that of luriflers rather than poisoners. That this end hias been accompiilishied largely b~y mntis of the re iiedy I have named 'i d uo not have a doubt and I feel it my duty to make tis open declaration for, the enlightenment of the proifession and~ for the benefit of suffering humanity in all parts of the world. M1. Cumn~ lnsiats that the chemical composition of steel rails has only a secondary influence upon their resis. tainc; that everything depends updn the temperature at which the rails are finishedu in the rolling mill. At the bright red heat the particles of the met al havo suifiloient liberty of movement to allow of their grouping themselves into the crystalline form, which is not the case at lower temporaturen,and that therefore, if bright-red iron lie submitted +o. forging and roiling be fore it has cool ,vn It will have no opportunity of %g.. AGRIOULTURE. WHAT LANDS NEED DRAINAoBw -All lands that contain more water than is I needed by the crops growing upon I them. If you intend to raise corn or a wheat the land will need more draining I thau ir intended for grass. Even grass a lands need not be very wet, as, if too I wet, the growth of aquatic plants i and grasses take the place of the cul- t tivated grasses and ruins the hay and 3 pastures. Loose, porous soils,underlaid by sand I or gravel, are drained by nature; but I all laud that is underlaid by Way, rook I or other impervious material needs I draining. What is to be gained by underdrain- C ago? The surface of the water in the N soil i~s lowered. The roots of cereals A and grasses may penetrate as far as to C the suiface of the water, but never into c it. It is necessary to draw the water oft i to such a depth as will give the roots of C growing crops plenty of room to reach I downward for thAt nourishment that is i necessary to their growth. If the water C is only one foot from the amount of soil N from which to gather nourishment,with I the disadvantage of having their feet i wet by capillary attraction. Only aqua tio plants grow well with their feet in the water. The lowering the water below the surface prevants a large amount of evaporation, and Ita effects in cording t the soil. The water being removed, t air and warmth are admitted to the r soil. a brained lands are, for thia reason, a ready for planting at least two weeks i earlier in the spring. The growth of I crops is quickened through the summer t by the increased temperature of the ' soil, which amounts to several degrees, I an( the injurious effects of early frosts 11 are prevented iu the same manner.Crops r are, therefore,given an increased period C in which to mnake their growth of at least two weeks. This is certainly a very important gain. ABOUT SWEET PEAs.-What is more beautiful or more fragrant than the old fashioned bweet Peasl How rarely we see them of late. It is true that the I same thing-the intense summer heat- I which makes our season of "green peas' rather short, also interferes with the, swbot pea. Those who would have sweet < peas should plant them early, and plant I then deep. Three inches of covering i is none too much, and they should. be e put in as early as the soil is in a condi tion to work. Of course they must have I something to climb upon. Pea-brush, t such as is given to the ordinary garden I peas, is perhaps the best,but in the ab- c sonce of this, striugs, wires,or whatever < will allow the plants to climb for about t three feet must be provided. The old- i fashioned Sweet Pea has, in the hands j of European Ilorists, given a number of k flue varieties, the names of which will o be found in the catalogues of the seeds- t men.. Some of these have beautiful I colors, but none are more fragrant than s thei old nort. 8weet peas are excellent I flowers for cutting, as they have long t stems, and they retiain their beauty for i very many days. To have sweet peas 1 at their best, plant early and plant a deep. BARE PLACEs IN .LAwNs-By "'lawn" C we mean any piece of grass kept solely for orinmetal purposes. It may be mner :ly a iout1 yard, or on large places it may include many acres. There may from some cause show thin and poor t places here and there. These may be miondeId by several methods. if the bar places are large, the surface may b~e worked o',er nith a sharp rake to i take out dead stems and roots,and then, alte~r lertiziuig,be sown with grass seed a of a kind similar to the rest of the lawn. If the p~atchies are small, the quickest way to mend them is to lay turf. In lMkgland a method is in use not only for restoring bare places in established lawns, but also for startiug new ones, cailed "iuocouilatmg." The ground be ing wvell prepared, bite of good turf (soda) about three Inches square are in bertad a foot apart cash way, Those a wdll take root and spread, soon covering i the whole surface. In making or mona ing a lawn, recollect that the work is to i last f or years, and tbat a good supp~ly , of fertiihzimg material will be a good in' ~ vestment. ~WnEN meai is fed plain to cows they oftn psa it with but half digestion, or a in this shape it is apt to pass into the intestimes without being returned with the cud to be remasticisted. This cre ates a loss, and to prevent it mix the feed w!ith wet cut bay, straw, fodder or other coarse feed. It is said that meal fed dry, if not mixed with rough feed, will be batter masticated than wheni it is fed wvet. Cows with short teats are a nuisance In the dairy. All men shirk milking ibem, which causes them to dry upt early and injures the udder. For this and several other reasons, the owner or head milker should always select the hardest and meanest milkers in the herd fo~r his own work. He may then rest as sured that every cow in the herd is wvell handled, IN the cultivation of the kitchen gar den, long, siraight rows of vegetables sufficiently far apart to allow the culti- 1 vator or horse-hoe to be worked be- E tween themn, ill greatly lighten thet hand work. EXP'FKTMEN'Ps are being made in rice culture on high ground in Florida,with. out flooding the field, and very superior rice has been produced, 69 bushels to the acre. The land~ was prepared with out using fertilizers. TuE best remedy for the sting of a bee, wasp or hornet is liquid amnmonia, and anything will equal its dilution in watir in allaying the irritation caused by meo quitoos. CHAncoAn pulverized and mixed with water is highly recommended for re lieving cattle suffering from any derange. mont of the stomach, such as bloat, ho von, etc. Ii' you wish to raise a runt, stint the young animai's supply of food below the required quantity and no amount of feood ini subsequent years can coun teract it. FAnunns who are careful te see that the collars their horses wear are a pro per fit save the animals much unneces sary torture. Mons than one farmer claims that a little timothy or pure gra s ein the clover1 greatly assists it to cure quickly,Clover alone is too full of juice, and its thick I stems dry out slowly, . DOMERTIO, How "To Srr PAPan.-Get a piece of olate glass and place on it a sheet of >aper; then let the letter be thoroughly oaked. With care and a little dexter Ly the sheet can be split by the top urface being removed. But the best >lan is to paste a piece of cloth or trong paper to each side of the sheet o be split. When dry, violently and rithout hesitation pull the two pieces asunder, when part of the sheet willI ie found to have adhered, to one and art to the other. Soften the paste in rater and the pieces can be easily re. ioved from the cloth. The process is enerally demonstrated as a matter of uriosity, yet it can be utilized in var Ious ways. If we want to paste in a orap-book a newspaper article printed n both sides of the paper, and possess nly one copy, it is very convenient to I now how to detach one side from the ther. The paper, when split, as may 'e imagined, is more transparent than b was before being subjected to the peration, and the printing ink is some rhat duller: otherwise the two pieces resent the appearance of the original again brought together. After Meals, Torture. Such is the lot of the dyspeptic. Prevention, ihere indigestion has not assumed the ohronto hate, and a I hdrougli curo where it has, is pos[. le of attainment by those who resort to Hos tter's Stomach Beti era, a remedy of established iputation, botanto origin and rare purity. Heart urn, titulenece, pain in the abdomen after eating, nd a sinking- sensation In that region between ,eals, ar entirely obviated by titls line correo ye. Nansa, bilious syiuptooms and constipation re also entirely removed by It. Lack of vigor, >ss of flesh and want of appetite are usuall/ oubles which contribute to the discomfort of Ru - res from indig',stioubut for these,as won as other oncomitar.ts of the inulady, lostetter's Stomach tters in a recotnized specifoi. while It regu treo it strengthens the systom. Fever anul ague ieumnatisin inti nervous ailnents are effectually ibevel bly it, and itis an iuooiuparable sustaiining ordial for infirin persons of advanced years or reaK consttution. IMPnEasIONS OF LwAvEs AND Frow tus.-Procure a small bottle of olive i, a camel's-hair brush or a piece of ag, half a dozen sheets of white note taper, and a good old fashioned tallow andle with a large wick. Take the eaves you wish to perform upon and tut them under a press or in a large iook, so as to get them with a fairly >ven surface. Then take a large sheet I copying paper and oil it completely ly rubbing it with your rag, taking are not to put on more oil tLan neces ary. When this soiled paper is fairly try hold it over the candle so that the lame just touches it, moving it about D prevent scorching. Do this until a tne layer of carbon, equally black verywhere,is depositeil. When tue light ,f the candle can just be seen through he carbon Jay the paper on a table rith the black side uppermost. Then ilace the leaf between a piece of the lack paper out to the proper size and nother sheet of paper. After runbing he upper sheet carefully, place theleaf ietwoen two clean sheets of paper. By gain rubbing the upper sheet a com. lete impression of the leaf, with even he most minute veins marked in black, fill be produced upon the sheet of pa ,or. If this is allowed to dry it will not mear, and will always retain its fresh Less. Care should be taken not to al w the leaf to be chipped wlhile on any f the sheets of paper. Quack Medicines. Lre the long Ust of useless and often Injurious euedies put upon the world by Ignorant pro onders. .M. Biernard's Vegetablo Peus claim no otraculont origin, and the use of the simple roots f whicit thtey are composed Is as old as mneudiine. he piegm,, blood, and bile o1 the body must be ept pure tu order to iuxure health, and this corn oinnd operates upon the stomaceh, liver, kidneys, tnd Skin. with that object rmodern Acience hats evr diseovered its equal. For sale by all drug. IAhIen Eco VnANT.-Trin off the temt and boil the egg plant for twenty iinutes in salt water, and then lay in be coilander to drain until perfectly old; peel, open and take out the seeq, ineh the egg plant smooth, pouring if any wvater that comes, and add to it .af a grated nutmeg, a saltspoonful of ihite pepper, half a teaspoonful of alt, teacupful of butter, two eggs and aread crumbs enough to make a thick 'atter of it; bake for twenty minutes in he dish you will serve it in, two table poonfuls of inned hami is an improve lent. Walniut L.ear flair Itestorer. Itlisentirely different from all otheors. Tt !s a olear asi water, and as its name IndIcates Ia perfect Vegotablo Hlair Restorer. It willin nediatol y tree the head from all dandruff,te tore gray hair to Its natural color, and pro uce a new growth where It has fallen oft. It ocs not in an~y manner affect the health, vhich sulphur, stigar of leadl and nitrate of liver prep~arations have done. It willochange Ight or taded hair in a few days to a beautiful lossy brown. Ask your druggist for It. Eaoh eottlela warrantted. BMITH, LINE & (o. W'holesalo Agents, P'hiladlelphlia, Pa. amd ). N. CITTENToNi, New York. To PREVENT LAMP-GInASSEs BaEAK No by the sudden contact with heat, he best way is to cut or scratch the ac or the glass with a glazier's dia nond. Auother method is to put the 'lasses into a saucepan of water and. >oil them. This seasons them. Malarla, chills, positively Cure'd by mory's Standard Cure l'ills. Their equal Lnkuown; sugar coated: no griping, 25c. BERT SAUoa.--Washl a boil six >eets one hour, if young, or until they re tender; take them up and serape oif he outsidle; shice them and put thenm in ,pan and season with salt and pepper, tea.'poonful of sugar, and one of our, in half a cup of weak vinegar; toil five minutes. Dr. Kline's (freat, Nerve itestorer is nhe narvel of the age for alt nerve diseases. All liast ped i ree. Send to 981 Arch Street, Ladles it cliuren's boots and shoes annot run over if Lyon's .Patent Heel Itiffeners are used. CHICKEN BnoTrI.- (Out up a chicken; tnt it into an iron pot with two quarts f waite, one onion, two tablespoonfuls f rice, a little salt, and boil it two lours; then strain Is through a sieve. his will make one quart. Skinny Men. i'W ells'lleaith lteneWer"restores he alth and gor urea Dyspepsia, Irpotence, exual ebility. si. KRRING HoNEY.--To keep honey the 'ear rounct let it run through a line ieve, to separate it from the particles i wax, then boil it gently in an earthen essel, skim ofT the foanm which gathers n top, and cool it in jars. Cover tightiy nd set in a cool cellar. R1ev. wV. B. Smith GRiAFTroN, MiAss., says: I have derived benefit fraom using bront n's iron litters for a low state of blood." IN trimming off branches they should >e cut close to the trunk, so that no lead stumps shall dilsfigure the tree ; LIao that the bark may readily grow RUMOBOUM, "So you love my daughter, -oh ?" "Y-yes, sir." "And.you hays money to support her n good style ?" "I have 080,000 in bank and an in. 3ome of 85,000 per year. "Money in bank f Ah I I see you are lot a financier; you should have inves. 'ed in bonds and doubled your interest. L'or instance I have securities paying ,en per cent.' The young man hurried off to get his )ash and buy bonds of his father-in-law. Ufter he has departed Lucy enters the ibrary and asks: "EFather, did William ask your con lent?" "He did, dear." "And you said -es?" "No, darling; ie has no wealth to give you station." "But he has $80,000?" "Oh, no I I just raked that in for 3onds that won't be worth ten cents on he dollar six months hence. I love you too well to see you marry a poor nan and have to live in sixth-story rooms." HA Favin. .I can recommend Ely's Cream Malm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, it Is, In my opinion, a sure cure. I was at mleted for 25 years, and never before found permanent relief.-W. H. HAsKINs, Marshfield, Vt. HAT FBYRs. I have been a Hay-Fever sufferer for three years; have often heard Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the high. est terms. I used It, and with the most wonderful success.-T. 8. GRwn, syracuse, N. Y. As the ticket agent stood at his post sampling the various styles of breath that came at him through the small window a most beautiful lady came up and asked for a ticket for Bismark. He stamped it and laid it down, and the lady fumbled in her purse for the change. All at once she exclaimed in a petulant voice: "Darling, can't you be patient? What does my pet wan't?" rho agent turned so red that his ears rairly blazed, and stammered out: "Madam, 1I-I-I assure you that --that there is no hurry at all. Take your (ahem)-take your ti-time, mad am I" With a look that froze the blood in his veins and made him feel as if icicles were hanging all over his body, she replied: "Sir-r-r-r I I was speaking to my little girl." Consumption Cured. An old physician, retired from practice, having had pLIaced In his hanis by an East Inia milsin ary the fornutta of a slinple vegetable remedy lot the speedy and permanent cure of Consumptlon Bronchitis, Catarrh, Aunima and all thr.,at antd Lu g Affect oi, also a po itive aud ra-lical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous comptatuts, alter naving tested us woiferful curative powers in thousands of cases, has teit it his ditty to maike it known to his sufrering fell ,we. Actuated by this motive and a des.re to releve human siffering. I will senl free of charge, to all who desire i, thN recipo, in German, French or English, with fu.1 alrections for pi eparing and usIng. .'jent by nail by addre-ising with stamp. natniu ihis paper W. A. Noyme, 149 Power's Bltock, Rchester, N. I. A CINOINNATI man In the furniture trade was accosted the other day by a New Yorker with: "Well, Mr. Sobmidt, they say you have made an assignment ?" "Yaw, dot ish so." ' You assigned to your brother, didn't you?" "Yaw, he vhas my brudder." "Didn't anyfbody raise objections about this family arrangement, ?" "Yhell, I dean' know. VThen my brudder fails he assigns to me, und vhen I fails I assign to him. Dot makes fair play, eli? I dean' go much on so muau's who goes p~ack on is bruidder." You have tried everythinag for your [eart IUtsene No, sir. Allow me 'to show you Dr. Graves' Hekart Regulator, been In market 80 years, great many good testimonials from its use. (July $1. per bottle at your druggists. "HAS yer heerd what happened last week to Gabe Snodgrass ?" "I hain't heerd nuflin about him senco he leff Austin last week." "Two trains run tagedder, and Glabe's head was cut clean off." "He's dead, I s'pose ?" "Of course he's dead, and he has been dead ever hence.'' "Well, I amn't s'prised at lit. Do las' time I seed him he was lookin' mighty poorly, an' was complainin' of a misery in his chest, an' lie had a mighty spishous lookin' gumboil on lisa neck. ~nagine for a moment the thousandls upon thousands of bottles of Carboli ne, the deodorize~d petroleum hair renewer, annui ally sold, andi the tact that not a single comnplaint has been received from all these thousands, and you may have some alt of Its good qualitIes. THERE was once a litle b)oy to "mliom a piece of plum cake was held out by a good man. "if you will wash your hands, little boy," said the good man," I will let you take the cake." 'iYou be blowed," the little boy. said lie. "There is a string tied to it." Now how could the little boy know that there was a atring before he washed his hands and reached for the cake. Perhaps lie was a very smart little boy. But he never ate the cake. The Fraser Axle Grease (a the best in the snarkor,. It is the most economical andi cheapest, one box lasting as long as two of any other. One grossing will last two weeks. It received first premium at the CentennIal and Paris Expositions, also me~tals at various State faIrs. Buj no other. "I'll have to line you $5," said a Po lice Judge to a man who had been ar rested for drunkenness. "Judge you ought not to make me pay $5. Why, you know me. I keep a bummer resort hotel near hero, and you stopped with me a couple of weeks at the opening of the season.'' Oh, yes, I remember you now. Of course I'll not flue you $5." "Thank yen, sir," "i'll only fine yen $10." For Teaick Headis, Ueavy stomachs, bilious conditlons-Wells' May Apple Pille-aUtt-t>1ihous, cathartie. 10 and 2oo, -. e OUT West the cellar is tihe place to go un time of cyclones, and when a man has a barrel ot hard cider in the callar It's surprising how many times a dlay he thinks theme's a cyclone coming. "MA, is Long Branch an awful dirty place ?" "Why, here is an advertise ment that says that it Is washed by the tide twice a day." F'LORUNCE, (IA. -Dr. w. B. P'rathser, says: "Brown's Iron Bitters have given satisfaction in every insatance I have known it used." ArLr that is human must retrograde if it do not aance A CoRESPONDENT writes to us that hi heard the following conversation - be tween the driver of his carriage ant some peasants under his hotel windov in an Italian village. Driver:-"I tel you all Englishmen are mao, and I'l give you three very good reasons for my belief. First reason-thoy always pay whatever they are asked for anything in a shop. Seoond reamon--they al ways pay whataver their retturtno [dri vor] asks them. Third reason-theo wasn themselves all over every morning with cold water." Hard Lumps in lireast. Dr. R. V, Pileincl, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dea Si-1 wrote you sone time ago that ] thought I had a cancer. There was a larg< lump In my breast as large a awaluut, an( had been there four montis. I commenice, taking your "Golden Medical Discovery,' "F"avorite Prescription" and "Pellets" it June, and the luil) Is gone. Yours gratefully, MAls. It. R. CLARK, Irvington, Mic: FHANK JAMES, who was reaently a quitted of murder in Missouri, is sai to be coming East armed with a brac of revolvers and a dagger in each boot leg. If we have-ever said anything de rogatory to Mr. James's oharadter, i was uttered in the heat of debate anu should be overlooked, now that tli campaign is closed. It is not a crim to commit murder and highwey robber in Missouri, becauae an intelligent jur of that State has said so. "lBecante Sounad ail Well." it. V. P i uoii, fi. D.: Dear sir-MIy wift who had been ill 'or over two years; ali had tried many o1ter inedicines, becan sound and well by using your "ll0avorit Prescription." My icO was also cur by its use, after sovral physicians ha< failed to do he any good. Yours truly, T111M AS .T. M EVTI[VI flatcher's Station, Ga. NoT one of the cackling old hens i this country apcars to know or car that a Florida turtle will lay 150 egg in a day without making the least b of noise. The hen fuss over one littl egg is absurd. No Trouble to Swallow. Dr. Pierce's ''Pellois" (the original "litti liver pills") and no pain or griping. Cur sick or bilious headmch., sour stouiach, an cleauiso the systent antid bwls. 2.i conts vial. A MAN will sit On a piket-fence a the afternoon to see a hall match, bi put him in a church-pew for three-quai ters of an hour, and he will wabble a over the seat. JudgeJ.M. Snith, N. Y., used sucee.cfil 2bottlesot'Dr. EliNorei's lth iuiatine-(toul; line for his 25-year old rhenni cu gout, ait1 trying in vail everything elise. Iie say:; It. 0. cost. $500 a bottle Ie would bity it. "1 WOULUN T mind it ho much," sani the gilded youth, "if he'd bring a dile ent bill oceaionally. But Vi bored I death with seeing the saiuo old bill I" (stranie. All unpleasant fcolings, the result o' hi terrupteI digestion, are speedily renuove by G ASTRIN ic. All d4riggists. A YANKENt editor, observing that "th oeecus embracea 17,000,000 womon, aski: "Who wouldn t be a census ?i" iFOR DYsil'SI A. lNlbl(ESTi(N, depre'iion of api Its anid geinea ci iebilt. ,in te r various toroi; aib as a prevenlive against fever and aguec amnel othe intermnittent fei er, t he "iFerro--Phoisphorate. ElIxir of Casaya" made b~y t'auiweli,ilazaird & Cu New Y ork. andi solul by all JDruggiats, as5 tne lbe torne. aneli for pat ini a recovermlg frotna tever othier siekness, i, lias no equal. Is it true that some birda andi inseci disaippear from distriets whlich Asiat. cholera is ab~out to invadel? That of ii self is an interesting question for tb mnvestigation of naturailis. 01 courx an adequate solution carries with it a explanation of the templeratuiro of til speeial locality as wvell as the climati condlit ions generailly,and the nature' an state of the food uponi wli ih the low< orders of animate life subsist. A sin pie assertion mnans nothiing; lbut a l number of the Italia1 dlet P~opol whic cites a great mny3 locauities front whic birds and insects departed just, befoi the advent of cholera is well wvorthbsLi dying. Thast Hiusbaniet of Mone la three limes the mant lie was before lie begi using Wells' Health Rtenewer. ti. Druggists. A recwut French process consists permeating fabrics with a solution < tin. A mixture of zinc powdler and di solved albumen is flit madel and spren .uwa: the fabric by a brush, and, aftb drying, the stuff is passed first thiriug superheated steam, then through a 5( lution of chloride of tin. In thtis wva: an exceedtingly thin la3 or of'tin is sprea over the whole side of' the fabric, whtic is thus rendered waterproof. ond pr< tketed against ordinary rough usage. An invaluiabie a trelngithimer for I lie nerves, mu11 ca ani tiligestive oi ganli, prollucing iiitengt h at appethte, Is Brown's ,ron iiter.i. LEMON PIE.--One lemon, one cup white sugar, tbe y elks of twvo eggs, hai a cup of sweet milk, half a cup of wvi ter, two tabiespoonfuls of flour and oi: tablespoonful of melted butter. Pt: the lemon, sugar, and flour togethet then the milk and butter. Line a ti plate with nice pie crust, arid put youl lemon, sugar, etc., in it; after baking p)ut over the top the whites of the egg .oeaten to a froth with a litt'o Augai Brown a few minutes. You would use St. Patrick's Ralvo If ye know the good tWould( do you. u wisely worldly, bo not worldi wise. D~r. Graves' heart Riegulator cures a forms of Heart Dilsease, ntervousniess ain sleeplessness. GREATNasS lies not In being strong but in the right using of strength. TRADS MAnt. The Dills are warranted to be PURELV yege table, free from ali minerai andi other polionon substances. They arc a cer tain curb for Consti lion, Siek Headache, Dyspepsia Btihousinesa ~rjld Liver, Loss of Appetite, anib all disease ringfrom the Liver, Stoenacla, Bowels- or They remove all obstruetions from the channel of thue system atid purity the blood, thereby hnr parting health, strength and vIgor. sold by drug guus, or sent by mall for 28 cents In stamps by P. NEUSTAEADTER & C0., 83 Meroor St., New Y ork Sole Manufacturers of ST. lIERINA illD VEGE1 TABLE IJLLs. Send for circular. "NEAR THE NOSE." A HUNTER'S EXPERIENCE. OtCOAGO, "r., Feb. 2%,183 Da e asa 'hner in Idaho and Utah in ININ and from esooeure and tilrstfwascompelle drIn alkali water, having 10othin else for over 36 houre. i saturlted my estuem. tirli .: oute n tun (a and fore head lare red blotches near which ma lr 4 free10 joams tried everything I could find, and had the best ph 'lan" In Uhicag doctor me for over two yoars. FinalfI tried Oeues UL fEUR SOAP, and it We 4ercO thait cl,'4I fo r a iz ak. raooks cA. la ,ch e t ca a an . shall lway, fool like rooinnond*a ' this soap the public. , I" all times told everybody of It maaveloie cure to Jae. I remain, yours sinceroly. FRANK 0. WELLS Room 11, 40 Dearborn Street, hiilogo. KU. OENN'88 ULPHIUR BOA Pwill eliminate poisonous $kim Diseases when al orher nasns haa flailed; and will quickly lianisle eseor afitiotions and keep the skin clear and boantiful. Tho gonuino always bears the name of 0. N. Cs'ttenton, 115 Fulton Stroot. Now York, Solo Proprietor. F4or sale by all Drungists, or mailed to any address on receipt of 80c. in stamups, or three sakes for 15c. noeman flnrn Ramover Kills Corns and Bunions. . 0AOMETIINtA Folt 1W l~tW sin41DY. Read, Mark and Iwardly Digest. If you have nausen, want of appetito, llatuloncy, - dizsiness, feverish symiptocms, yolt are sutffering t fron costiveness, unti Hop Bitters is the Sure C Cure. e If your vital forces are depressed, If you have a e feelIng of general lassitude and weakness, are easily fatigued, perspire freely on going to sleep, are short of breath on every slight effort and have y a gelieral feeling of me latctoloty and depression, you are sulfering from general debility tnd Hop Bitters removos it all. If you have a sesme of weight or fullneess In the stonach; a changeable aplletlte SoimCtiies vora clous but generally feeble; a morold craving; low H pirils ufter a full meal, with severe pain for some time after eating, wind risIng on the stomach; Jsour stomeich; vomiting and. fluttering at the pit I of the stonach, and it soreness over It; nausea; healache, or some of these symptomisi, you are , suffeting from (lyspopsia, anti Hop Bitters will perianiently cure you. If you freeze one hour, burn the next, and i sweat anothee; If you are suffering all the tortures e of the Inquisition, one minotuent fearing you will 8j dIe, and the next fearing YoU won't; It you have blue nalls and lips, yellow oyes and ghost-liko complexion, you are suffering iromn that mlasmialio curse, hillious, Malarial Fever, or Ague, and Hop Bitters will speedily euro you. If you have a dry, harsh and yellow skin, a dull paIn In the right side, extending to the shoulder L) blade and pit of the stonach; a tenderness over a the region of the liver; a sense of tightness and uelleasciess about the st'.mth anl liver; yellow ness of the eyes; bowels Irregular; a backing or dry cough; it regular appetito: shiorlness of breath ing; feet and hands cold; tongue coated white; a disagreeable taste In tlhe mouth; low spirits; blotches on tite faco and nlck: Palpitation of the heart; dlsturbed sleep; heartburn: lassitudo-If you have acay of thsle imptoie, yout are suffermg Iroi iLiver Coialimut, and 1ti01)'itlers only will cure y.M. If you have at complaint which few understand and ioeuc will give you credit for-an enfeebled ictnldion; a gouteness throughout the whole ye r teim; twctching of the lower limbs, a desIre to fly il atll to pieces, uid a fear that you will; a steadY loss of strength antd iealth--any of these symptoms Ahow tcat you ace suirering frou that hydra lemsa:: disease, ntervousuteaus, and Hop Bitters will i effectuaily cure you. If you 1cave Bright's dis'ase of the kidneys or ally other d1 sea e of the kidncys or urinary organs 0 llop Bitters is the only niedteine on ourth tati will pieriattently cure you. Truest no other. CA-rA R R H rEl'sCreamni" CATA ~ ~ wh n app-l H 141 Td by the 's ili-zer Into Ithe nos ? yS trls, will be ibtorb. e M B ed, lectually cleans r, M lng the head oi ca R[S a earrhl vIrus, eatnsl-g h~Iieailthy secretioins, It Wj~N'~ij uj, ~1U alletys lnilaminmation, rtrane ofthe niasal Y passages Irotne adel. S teonali olds, comn 4 - plet oly heals llhe scres anucl restores taste * ~ ~ und smecli. A fewV \\ ~ aepplicationls relieve. -t~ A ?Jhoroxugh treal scag ent twal p)osiilylcl S 'ure. Agmecable to HAY-F VER "e- Send for n ar. I'rce 60 cetc - Ly P iPTHERSDrgIs, Owege, N. Y. : I I il i' ' hocinca ic the world equal to it for the eure of Scrofucla, Pimple., Recta, Tetter, Old Sores, B ore Eyes, nlercurini Dli.eases, Catarrh, L~oss of Appetlce, Fectace Comcplaints. anid sea alood disaeases. et ncever fas. All drugglets and l ountry score kreepers erii it. n. It. Mailers a OCi., Prop'., Pldt.bcurgh, eon svery beetle. in 3 famoucs for its quick PLAST ER an ery cini Crick in thce Baok, SIde or Hip, Neucralgia, Ntlff Joints andi Musccles, Sore Chest, KIdney Troubles and all paina or aebes eithcer local or deop-seated. It Soothoes, Stringth-. ens and Stnmulatesi th parta. Thce victe of hops com. ii hinedc with gumcc--clcean acnd ready to apply. Supericor to -lluceimets lotions and salves. Price 25i cents or B for 31.3$. Bold by drug- c - ists and cucntry pof ra, o oa 5, tf The becst family pIll madle-llawley's Stomchl ancd d Jnvcr rills. fse. 'leasant In action and easy to tacke. ~FREE I BY ItETURN MA!Lr-A full description Dres Ceuttung" D.W. lIoody & (co.,3 Siw. VIII, ccn. A WEEK. $2a aay at tocn:esl iade. (Osy oufifree. Address Tauz&Uo0. ?ugut. Me. T O MOTHERSI Uacrt Icn its sleep, cande grIned Its teethc? Iif so, ~ Eit knca WOH01 NiS, need youn achlculd ic-te t.I VCL ARK'S INFA LUBLE'ME ATr ON(CE. EihI andll' EFETtlAl. rin Its atcion. c.3 . at Ict' Drucigrctcc. Rheum The Createst Bloc RHIEUMATISM OURED SOOFULA 5 IIoenIIBTIIn, N. Y., A pr. 6th, '88. B~ofy Rhaeusmatro .Syrup C:o.., Pon Buo, GENTwrm-l have been a creatsunt- RhIWUmlmI rtsa ferer frocm lfheucmatism for six I had been doe yearei an~d Ilearicig of the scccecss or four years, wit of Ilheumalio Syn uep I et noluded sicians, for acrofi Io g ye it ci trIal in may oit a ease, ed it but found r1 and I cheerfuelly say that I hcave corninened taki beenc greatlly bonetltted by Its use. After takin it I can a- 1k with enctire free-lomn my surprIse 1i ha from pain, and my general health Continuing its na is 'er lin e inciprsvuci. it is a I found myself a al lendId romody for the blood As a blood purilli andt etbillicatedl system. no eqccal. Manuf'd by R HEUMATIC SYRUP O Three Partlo Poin/ the irs/.-BRoWN'S IRON poulnd. It is-a tonic medicine, not a d preparation made to restore strength a in bar-rooms and taverns... Point the Second..-BRoWN'S IRO Injurious. Trhe most delicate ladies a use it with perfect safety and with greg in its remedial agency, it is gentle in its and imparting robust health in the mo: ' Point the Third.-BROWN'S IRO Chemical Company of Baltimore, a Io tion is well-known to the business There is no risk in buying such, med LOVELY COMPLEXIONS POSSIBLE TO ALL. WhatNaturedeniestoinany Art secures to all. Ilagan's Magnolia Balm dispels every blemish, overcomes Redness, Freckles, Sallowness, Rough ness Tan, Eruptions and Blotches, and removes all evi dences of heat and excite nent. The Magnolia Balm Imparts the most delicate and natural complexional tints no detection being possible to the closest observation. Under these circumstances a faulty Complexion is little short of a crime. Magnolia Balm sold everywhere. Costs only 75 cents, with fall di reclions. E.LM0 R 1.to uCcks e ok orI Iil.*. . ad~er n lo SE ~ w : Cd ahP. nrconly real oura.eorP PENSIONS. fo sote utwte, yl.doroi* e am toa. neuraila et JM o d Ih forms of r matif l od 1 ra in 2 to 12 weas e orved Infl.mator in I day retfr to hundrdsof relia. e Ple O YhE ad tried iain dA"everybil"m.. BuINES bota LEGEharlee and lo N to Irin. AT er uca t it wadooln ind to u for it aothnge~e. finoreAda~a Ao..106 8lIam 8t., N.4 (IEN for Illusetrated Catnloguqe Steam Enqines.8awe kalEs.Traeoion Englo.tveedard ImplnaneList Alo arUltarPenuujyivani% Agricultural WAorks. YorkPa PENSONS.A.slllght wound or injury. or rFANIONS. diow oittte4 vory ex-Soldior tpentsion.. half million yot untitled. Oase4 pronli t. Foited. ye areoxpo'eno. Addres orF.eiKd. TWlt. Attorioy. 814 U. ath htreet. Plitladeloiiia. Pa. LINEAVL~UT or oung men whlo frrL u I O LlN itgraduatO it COLRMAN W H8COLLIMOR, Net ark, No J. Termts only $40. Writs for circulOurs. BUY A FARM IN VIRGINIA! EvAe urn rug was to or SeltL Virgini e an Ealt seuld ari n tO YAOefm & CAMPBELL, ni Es tae Ageuts. Tordonaiflo, Va. List froof STOPPED FREE Kadues; i :s erfetly a rndharmluiesan. l .0 nsEan Fn .Restored IAOND INKPODER, AW AUl D33atH Va sua as.OX&reI F sre /or Nerve dre~ji'i~~. Fas. f5j!A~. i IMPALL1IL01tftakeak as directed. #F 8m afer cnvt d ei e use. Treatie and ec n t al bottle free to diary ink. Contan n conIontraefrmth Asm oneitofbst gra oa A weleraten remed Four. i the ampleiua acsipation otr a perma ne"t frell ding in ered f n scoldr as Kraey; a dar prfe after ang toI jet ba any wpou o riti tof Constia.tio o Prea Cotiyb 1-dgeh 9o &ia Torpi Lhestnu is eark, N. J.e riies;I~ p rtl tie n h iarm nll.les , ai sUnorrhWt, nui Disease peculiar to females. ManuN., byic CRESCENTRO M DICIN0 C.. $1.00 Per otle. th. H.Ba1 FALSa f. . DIAMOND INiK POWDIER. A .onvexttL nelu ecAtteitakdl Pati2slitute for or dinatry lank. Contain11 Ilk coateontrtited form the colt1l onents of best grades of wrthing inks ad Filulelt. Ity the simple a d ation of water a permit 011t freely flowing Ink Is product, in color at fstouldano ist~strae tfeo iscnl t J. to jnd J. la tk sitio aCte auily it to Impr ke v ne pint Mailed aiywIero Orecipt o S0cens. Preparedsoayby PCE&Co., CUE 149 R ALL (h~iu ESEts.wr N.. atgwtiask id ooks and B. tics o rFte uJ o 8r ont. A'leIONA m iL Piurn. o Philaa. ba ourt* liDBO& . N.~ii fi mag. MI' 11 00EL 6EE & 7 O.ber or6Broadwa.Y Nply. 0Vl lae sNi at i itF o agech tar ons, Fot ~ayn Iar cohngn. 1eace (oner. Camp iltilk Cicao.thes ant Pric L11.R 1 . .B.HBN.~ ( shud ui ie r et omstj l Kno nJ 3 o .B. eb. 20I, of FAIRorT, end . Mrch , h8le, OihRheuettbyru M. Aic fren ee GWNos-eNve mbertd no 1892,ad a and tone ay to have en aonian rferer 'trelie1until frIN oAga and have not" Ben ome-p oav f-et no ainsica uig h,'. S e se iykar futh bottley. Irthinit t he es Ar&INthiiasWremed I the ever hard fasteor .t.tn piy ogla h boo and f rore. AM. TIANJI.o ur tof rhema 0. nJ, & n . Oomnre y otAve., Rohsew, N. Y tNw k hicgt ois ailful cmilwune nde haealuntive tlora to wr between nd cgoae th e o. eeliedinfators mayou operaiaton rouest ntoringastedssregt b ng-s~itbls hose, whNIoe reputa Phol andlrs will gueer comug n ce2 ity . naicin