The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, October 30, 1883, Image 4
TORNADOES.
Scientifically Accounted for, and Sono
Remote Causes that produce Pain.
ful Results Explained.
The following synopsis of a lecture de
livered by Dr. Horace It. Hamilton be.
Wore the New York Society for the promo
tion of science, contains so much that Is
timely and important that it can be read
Iwith both interest and profit:
There is probably no subject of muoderu
Itimes that has caused and le causing great
ier attention than the origin of tornadoes.
S8cientists have studied it for the benefit of
shumanity; men have investigated it for the
twelfare of their families. It has been a
ivexed subject long considered,and through
tall this investigation the cyclone has swept
tacross the land carrying destruction to
scientists as well as to the innocent dwell
era in its track. One thing, however, is
certain; the cause of the cyclone must be
sought far away from the whirling' body
of wind itself. Its results are powerful;
Its cause must also be powerful. Lt3t us
therefore consider a few facts. First, the
appearance of a cyclone is luvariably
preceded by dark spots upon the lace of
the sun. These spots, indicating a dis.
turbed condition of the solar regions, nec
essarily affect the atmosphere of our earth.
An unusual generation of heat in one part
of the atmosphere is certain to cause a par.
tial vacuum in another portion. Air must
rush in to fill this vacuum. Hence the di.
turbances-hence the cyclone. This theory
finds additional confirmation in the fact
that toroadoes come during the day and
not at night. The dark spots upon the
surface of the sun, whatever they may be,
seem to cause great commotion in the at
mosphere of the world, and it is almost
certain that the extremely wet weather of
the present season can be accounted for on
precisely this basis. Is it reasonable to
suppose tuat the marvelous effect of the
sun upon vegetation and life in general
shall be less than upon the atmosphere
itself through which its rays come? The
cause is remote, but the effect is here.
After describing some of the terrible ef
fects of the cyclone, the speaker went on
to say:
This rule finds its application in nearly
every department of life. An operator is
in San Francisco-the click of the instru
ment manipulated by his fingers, in New
York. The president m-ikes a slight stroke
of the pen in his study at the White
House, and the whole nation is aroused by
the act. An uneasiness and disgust with
everything in life, conmonly called home
sickness, is felt by ninny people, when the
cause is to be found in the distant home
thousands of miles away. An uncertain
pain may be felt in the head. It is repeat
ed in other parts of the body. The appe
tite departs and all energy is gone. Is the
cause necessarily to be found in the head?
The next day the feeling Increases. There
are added symptoms. rhey continue ant
become more aggravuted. The slight pans
in the huad increase to agonies. The nau
sea becomes chronic. The heart grows
irregular, and the breathing uncertain. All
these effects have a definite cause; and.
after years of deep experience upon this
subject, J do not hesitate to say that this
cause is to be found in some derangement
of the kidneys or hiver far away from that
portion of the body in which these effects
appear. But one may say, I have no pain
whteverlamy kidneys or Iver. Very
true, Neither have we any evidence that
there is a tornado on the surface of the
sun; but it is none the less certain that the
tornado is here, and it is none the less cer
ta that these great organs of the body
are the cause of the trouble althugh there
may ho no pain in their vicinity.
I know whereof I speak, for 1 have
p~assed through thIs very experience my.
self. Neirly ten 'ears ago, I was the pie
ture of health, weighinur more than 200
pounds, anid as strong and healthy as any
man I ever knew. When I felt, the symp.
tomis I have above diescribed, they caused
mie nnoyanice, not only by reason of their
agagravatingr nature, but because I never
felt any pain before. Other doctors told
me I was troubied with malaria, and I
treated myself accordingly. I did not be
lieve, however, that malaria could( show
such aggrauvated symptoma. it nctor oc
cuirred to mie that anlysis would help solve
t he trouble, as I did not presume my (1W
ticulty wvas located in that portion of the
bndy. But I continued to grow worse. I
hand a faint sensat ion at the pit of my
stomach nearly every clay. I felt a great
desire to eat, and yet I loathed -food. I
was constantly tired and still I could niot
steep. My brain was unusually active,
b~ut I could not think connectedly. My
enistcne was a hlng misery. I contin.
uedi in this coniition for neariy a year;
never tree from pain, never for a moment
hi ippy. Suchi an existence is far worse
than death, for which I confess I earnestly
longed.
it was while suffermng thua that a frIend
advised me to) make a final attempi, to re
cover my health. I sneered inwardly at
his suggestion, but I was too weak to make
any resis'ance. He furnished me with a
remedy, simple yet palatable and withuin
two clays I observed a slight change for
the better. This awakened my courage.
I felt that, I would not die at that time, I
continned the use of the remedy, taking It
in accordanice with ditrections, until 1 be-.
came not onl.y restored to my former health
and~ strength, but of greater vigor than I
have before known. This condition has
coiniued uip to the present tune, and I
behieve I shouht have (died as miserably
as thousands of other men01 have (lied and
are (lying every (lay had It not been for
the simp~le yet wonderful power of War.
tner's UJafe Cure, the remedy I employed.
TIhe lecturer then described his means
of restoration more in detail, and couciu
died as follows:
My complete recovery has causedl me to
investigate the subject more carefully,and
I believe I have discovered the key to
most til health of our modern civihizat1an.
I am luhly confident that four-*ifths of the
diseases which zili at humanity might he
avoided wore the kidneys and liver kept
in perfect condition. Were It possible to
control thle action of the sun, cyclones
could undoubtedly he averted. That,
however, is one of the things that cannot
be. But I rejoice to say that it is possible
to control the ktidneys and liver, to render
their action wholly normnal, and their ef.
feet upon the system that of luriflers rather
than poisoners. That this end hias been
accompiilishied largely b~y mntis of the re
iiedy I have named 'i d uo not have a doubt
and I feel it my duty to make tis open
declaration for, the enlightenment of the
proifession and~ for the benefit of suffering
humanity in all parts of the world.
M1. Cumn~ lnsiats that the chemical
composition of steel rails has only a
secondary influence upon their resis.
tainc; that everything depends updn
the temperature at which the rails are
finishedu in the rolling mill. At the
bright red heat the particles of the met
al havo suifiloient liberty of movement
to allow of their grouping themselves
into the crystalline form, which is not
the case at lower temporaturen,and that
therefore, if bright-red iron lie submitted
+o. forging and roiling be fore it has cool
,vn It will have no opportunity of
%g..
AGRIOULTURE.
WHAT LANDS NEED DRAINAoBw -All
lands that contain more water than is I
needed by the crops growing upon I
them. If you intend to raise corn or a
wheat the land will need more draining I
thau ir intended for grass. Even grass a
lands need not be very wet, as, if too I
wet, the growth of aquatic plants i
and grasses take the place of the cul- t
tivated grasses and ruins the hay and 3
pastures.
Loose, porous soils,underlaid by sand I
or gravel, are drained by nature; but I
all laud that is underlaid by Way, rook I
or other impervious material needs I
draining.
What is to be gained by underdrain- C
ago? The surface of the water in the N
soil i~s lowered. The roots of cereals A
and grasses may penetrate as far as to C
the suiface of the water, but never into c
it. It is necessary to draw the water oft i
to such a depth as will give the roots of C
growing crops plenty of room to reach I
downward for thAt nourishment that is i
necessary to their growth. If the water C
is only one foot from the amount of soil N
from which to gather nourishment,with I
the disadvantage of having their feet i
wet by capillary attraction. Only aqua
tio plants grow well with their feet in
the water.
The lowering the water below the
surface prevants a large amount of
evaporation, and Ita effects in cording t
the soil. The water being removed, t
air and warmth are admitted to the r
soil.
a
brained lands are, for thia reason, a
ready for planting at least two weeks i
earlier in the spring. The growth of I
crops is quickened through the summer t
by the increased temperature of the '
soil, which amounts to several degrees, I
an( the injurious effects of early frosts 11
are prevented iu the same manner.Crops r
are, therefore,given an increased period C
in which to mnake their growth of at
least two weeks. This is certainly a very
important gain.
ABOUT SWEET PEAs.-What is more
beautiful or more fragrant than the old
fashioned bweet Peasl How rarely we
see them of late. It is true that the I
same thing-the intense summer heat- I
which makes our season of "green peas'
rather short, also interferes with the,
swbot pea. Those who would have sweet <
peas should plant them early, and plant I
then deep. Three inches of covering i
is none too much, and they should. be e
put in as early as the soil is in a condi
tion to work. Of course they must have I
something to climb upon. Pea-brush, t
such as is given to the ordinary garden I
peas, is perhaps the best,but in the ab- c
sonce of this, striugs, wires,or whatever <
will allow the plants to climb for about t
three feet must be provided. The old- i
fashioned Sweet Pea has, in the hands j
of European Ilorists, given a number of k
flue varieties, the names of which will o
be found in the catalogues of the seeds- t
men.. Some of these have beautiful I
colors, but none are more fragrant than s
thei old nort. 8weet peas are excellent I
flowers for cutting, as they have long t
stems, and they retiain their beauty for i
very many days. To have sweet peas 1
at their best, plant early and plant a
deep.
BARE PLACEs IN .LAwNs-By "'lawn" C
we mean any piece of grass kept solely
for orinmetal purposes. It may be
mner :ly a iout1 yard, or on large places
it may include many acres. There may
from some cause show thin and poor t
places here and there. These may be
miondeId by several methods. if the
bar places are large, the surface may
b~e worked o',er nith a sharp rake to i
take out dead stems and roots,and then,
alte~r lertiziuig,be sown with grass seed a
of a kind similar to the rest of the lawn.
If the p~atchies are small, the quickest
way to mend them is to lay turf. In
lMkgland a method is in use not only for
restoring bare places in established
lawns, but also for startiug new ones,
cailed "iuocouilatmg." The ground be
ing wvell prepared, bite of good turf
(soda) about three Inches square are in
bertad a foot apart cash way, Those a
wdll take root and spread, soon covering i
the whole surface. In making or mona
ing a lawn, recollect that the work is to i
last f or years, and tbat a good supp~ly ,
of fertiihzimg material will be a good in' ~
vestment.
~WnEN meai is fed plain to cows they
oftn psa it with but half digestion, or a
in this shape it is apt to pass into the
intestimes without being returned with
the cud to be remasticisted. This cre
ates a loss, and to prevent it mix the
feed w!ith wet cut bay, straw, fodder or
other coarse feed. It is said that meal
fed dry, if not mixed with rough feed,
will be batter masticated than wheni it
is fed wvet.
Cows with short teats are a nuisance
In the dairy. All men shirk milking
ibem, which causes them to dry upt
early and injures the udder. For this
and several other reasons, the owner or
head milker should always select the
hardest and meanest milkers in the herd
fo~r his own work. He may then rest as
sured that every cow in the herd is
wvell handled,
IN the cultivation of the kitchen gar
den, long, siraight rows of vegetables
sufficiently far apart to allow the culti- 1
vator or horse-hoe to be worked be- E
tween themn, ill greatly lighten thet
hand work.
EXP'FKTMEN'Ps are being made in rice
culture on high ground in Florida,with.
out flooding the field, and very superior
rice has been produced, 69 bushels to
the acre. The land~ was prepared with
out using fertilizers.
TuE best remedy for the sting of a
bee, wasp or hornet is liquid amnmonia,
and anything will equal its dilution in
watir in allaying the irritation caused
by meo quitoos.
CHAncoAn pulverized and mixed with
water is highly recommended for re
lieving cattle suffering from any derange.
mont of the stomach, such as bloat, ho
von, etc.
Ii' you wish to raise a runt, stint the
young animai's supply of food below
the required quantity and no amount
of feood ini subsequent years can coun
teract it.
FAnunns who are careful te see that
the collars their horses wear are a pro
per fit save the animals much unneces
sary torture.
Mons than one farmer claims that a
little timothy or pure gra s ein the clover1
greatly assists it to cure quickly,Clover
alone is too full of juice, and its thick I
stems dry out slowly, .
DOMERTIO,
How "To Srr PAPan.-Get a piece of
olate glass and place on it a sheet of
>aper; then let the letter be thoroughly
oaked. With care and a little dexter
Ly the sheet can be split by the top
urface being removed. But the best
>lan is to paste a piece of cloth or
trong paper to each side of the sheet
o be split. When dry, violently and
rithout hesitation pull the two pieces
asunder, when part of the sheet willI
ie found to have adhered, to one and
art to the other. Soften the paste in
rater and the pieces can be easily re.
ioved from the cloth. The process is
enerally demonstrated as a matter of
uriosity, yet it can be utilized in var
Ious ways. If we want to paste in a
orap-book a newspaper article printed
n both sides of the paper, and possess
nly one copy, it is very convenient to I
now how to detach one side from the
ther. The paper, when split, as may
'e imagined, is more transparent than
b was before being subjected to the
peration, and the printing ink is some
rhat duller: otherwise the two pieces
resent the appearance of the original
again brought together.
After Meals, Torture.
Such is the lot of the dyspeptic. Prevention,
ihere indigestion has not assumed the ohronto
hate, and a I hdrougli curo where it has, is pos[.
le of attainment by those who resort to Hos
tter's Stomach Beti era, a remedy of established
iputation, botanto origin and rare purity. Heart
urn, titulenece, pain in the abdomen after eating,
nd a sinking- sensation In that region between
,eals, ar entirely obviated by titls line correo
ye. Nansa, bilious syiuptooms and constipation
re also entirely removed by It. Lack of vigor,
>ss of flesh and want of appetite are usuall/
oubles which contribute to the discomfort of Ru -
res from indig',stioubut for these,as won as other
oncomitar.ts of the inulady, lostetter's Stomach
tters in a recotnized specifoi. while It regu
treo it strengthens the systom. Fever anul ague
ieumnatisin inti nervous ailnents are effectually
ibevel bly it, and itis an iuooiuparable sustaiining
ordial for infirin persons of advanced years or
reaK consttution.
IMPnEasIONS OF LwAvEs AND Frow
tus.-Procure a small bottle of olive
i, a camel's-hair brush or a piece of
ag, half a dozen sheets of white note
taper, and a good old fashioned tallow
andle with a large wick. Take the
eaves you wish to perform upon and
tut them under a press or in a large
iook, so as to get them with a fairly
>ven surface. Then take a large sheet
I copying paper and oil it completely
ly rubbing it with your rag, taking
are not to put on more oil tLan neces
ary. When this soiled paper is fairly
try hold it over the candle so that the
lame just touches it, moving it about
D prevent scorching. Do this until a
tne layer of carbon, equally black
verywhere,is depositeil. When tue light
,f the candle can just be seen through
he carbon Jay the paper on a table
rith the black side uppermost. Then
ilace the leaf between a piece of the
lack paper out to the proper size and
nother sheet of paper. After runbing
he upper sheet carefully, place theleaf
ietwoen two clean sheets of paper. By
gain rubbing the upper sheet a com.
lete impression of the leaf, with even
he most minute veins marked in black,
fill be produced upon the sheet of pa
,or. If this is allowed to dry it will not
mear, and will always retain its fresh
Less. Care should be taken not to al
w the leaf to be chipped wlhile on any
f the sheets of paper.
Quack Medicines.
Lre the long Ust of useless and often Injurious
euedies put upon the world by Ignorant pro
onders. .M. Biernard's Vegetablo Peus claim no
otraculont origin, and the use of the simple roots
f whicit thtey are composed Is as old as mneudiine.
he piegm,, blood, and bile o1 the body must be
ept pure tu order to iuxure health, and this corn
oinnd operates upon the stomaceh, liver, kidneys,
tnd Skin. with that object rmodern Acience hats
evr diseovered its equal. For sale by all drug.
IAhIen Eco VnANT.-Trin off the
temt and boil the egg plant for twenty
iinutes in salt water, and then lay in
be coilander to drain until perfectly
old; peel, open and take out the seeq,
ineh the egg plant smooth, pouring
if any wvater that comes, and add to it
.af a grated nutmeg, a saltspoonful of
ihite pepper, half a teaspoonful of
alt, teacupful of butter, two eggs and
aread crumbs enough to make a thick
'atter of it; bake for twenty minutes in
he dish you will serve it in, two table
poonfuls of inned hami is an improve
lent.
Walniut L.ear flair Itestorer.
Itlisentirely different from all otheors. Tt !s
a olear asi water, and as its name IndIcates Ia
perfect Vegotablo Hlair Restorer. It willin
nediatol y tree the head from all dandruff,te
tore gray hair to Its natural color, and pro
uce a new growth where It has fallen oft. It
ocs not in an~y manner affect the health,
vhich sulphur, stigar of leadl and nitrate of
liver prep~arations have done. It willochange
Ight or taded hair in a few days to a beautiful
lossy brown. Ask your druggist for It. Eaoh
eottlela warrantted. BMITH, LINE & (o.
W'holesalo Agents, P'hiladlelphlia, Pa. amd
). N. CITTENToNi, New York.
To PREVENT LAMP-GInASSEs BaEAK
No by the sudden contact with heat,
he best way is to cut or scratch the
ac or the glass with a glazier's dia
nond. Auother method is to put the
'lasses into a saucepan of water and.
>oil them. This seasons them.
Malarla, chills, positively Cure'd by
mory's Standard Cure l'ills. Their equal
Lnkuown; sugar coated: no griping, 25c.
BERT SAUoa.--Washl a boil six
>eets one hour, if young, or until they
re tender; take them up and serape oif
he outsidle; shice them and put thenm in
,pan and season with salt and pepper,
tea.'poonful of sugar, and one of
our, in half a cup of weak vinegar;
toil five minutes.
Dr. Kline's (freat, Nerve itestorer is nhe
narvel of the age for alt nerve diseases. All
liast ped i ree. Send to 981 Arch Street,
Ladles it cliuren's boots and shoes
annot run over if Lyon's .Patent Heel
Itiffeners are used.
CHICKEN BnoTrI.- (Out up a chicken;
tnt it into an iron pot with two quarts
f waite, one onion, two tablespoonfuls
f rice, a little salt, and boil it two
lours; then strain Is through a sieve.
his will make one quart.
Skinny Men.
i'W ells'lleaith lteneWer"restores he alth and gor
urea Dyspepsia, Irpotence, exual ebility. si.
KRRING HoNEY.--To keep honey the
'ear rounct let it run through a line
ieve, to separate it from the particles
i wax, then boil it gently in an earthen
essel, skim ofT the foanm which gathers
n top, and cool it in jars. Cover tightiy
nd set in a cool cellar.
R1ev. wV. B. Smith GRiAFTroN, MiAss., says:
I have derived benefit fraom using bront n's iron
litters for a low state of blood."
IN trimming off branches they should
>e cut close to the trunk, so that no
lead stumps shall dilsfigure the tree ;
LIao that the bark may readily grow
RUMOBOUM,
"So you love my daughter, -oh ?"
"Y-yes, sir."
"And.you hays money to support her
n good style ?"
"I have 080,000 in bank and an in.
3ome of 85,000 per year.
"Money in bank f Ah I I see you are
lot a financier; you should have inves.
'ed in bonds and doubled your interest.
L'or instance I have securities paying
,en per cent.'
The young man hurried off to get his
)ash and buy bonds of his father-in-law.
Ufter he has departed Lucy enters the
ibrary and asks:
"EFather, did William ask your con
lent?"
"He did, dear."
"And you said -es?"
"No, darling; ie has no wealth to
give you station."
"But he has $80,000?"
"Oh, no I I just raked that in for
3onds that won't be worth ten cents on
he dollar six months hence. I love
you too well to see you marry a poor
nan and have to live in sixth-story
rooms."
HA Favin. .I can recommend Ely's
Cream Malm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, it
Is, In my opinion, a sure cure. I was at
mleted for 25 years, and never before
found permanent relief.-W. H. HAsKINs,
Marshfield, Vt.
HAT FBYRs. I have been a Hay-Fever
sufferer for three years; have often heard
Ely's Cream Balm spoken of in the high.
est terms. I used It, and with the most
wonderful success.-T. 8. GRwn, syracuse,
N. Y.
As the ticket agent stood at his post
sampling the various styles of breath
that came at him through the small
window a most beautiful lady came up
and asked for a ticket for Bismark. He
stamped it and laid it down, and the
lady fumbled in her purse for the
change. All at once she exclaimed in
a petulant voice: "Darling, can't you
be patient? What does my pet wan't?"
rho agent turned so red that his ears
rairly blazed, and stammered out:
"Madam, 1I-I-I assure you that
--that there is no hurry at all. Take
your (ahem)-take your ti-time, mad
am I" With a look that froze the blood
in his veins and made him feel as if
icicles were hanging all over his body,
she replied: "Sir-r-r-r I I was speaking
to my little girl."
Consumption Cured.
An old physician, retired from practice, having
had pLIaced In his hanis by an East Inia milsin
ary the fornutta of a slinple vegetable remedy lot
the speedy and permanent cure of Consumptlon
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Aunima and all thr.,at antd
Lu g Affect oi, also a po itive aud ra-lical cure
for Nervous Debility and all Nervous comptatuts,
alter naving tested us woiferful curative powers
in thousands of cases, has teit it his ditty to maike
it known to his sufrering fell ,we. Actuated by this
motive and a des.re to releve human siffering. I
will senl free of charge, to all who desire i, thN
recipo, in German, French or English, with fu.1
alrections for pi eparing and usIng. .'jent by nail
by addre-ising with stamp. natniu ihis paper W.
A. Noyme, 149 Power's Bltock, Rchester, N. I.
A CINOINNATI man In the furniture
trade was accosted the other day by a
New Yorker with:
"Well, Mr. Sobmidt, they say you
have made an assignment ?"
"Yaw, dot ish so."
' You assigned to your brother, didn't
you?"
"Yaw, he vhas my brudder."
"Didn't anyfbody raise objections
about this family arrangement, ?"
"Yhell, I dean' know. VThen my
brudder fails he assigns to me, und
vhen I fails I assign to him. Dot
makes fair play, eli? I dean' go much
on so muau's who goes p~ack on is
bruidder."
You have tried everythinag for your
[eart IUtsene No, sir. Allow me 'to
show you Dr. Graves' Hekart Regulator,
been In market 80 years, great many good
testimonials from its use. (July $1. per
bottle at your druggists.
"HAS yer heerd what happened last
week to Gabe Snodgrass ?"
"I hain't heerd nuflin about him senco
he leff Austin last week."
"Two trains run tagedder, and Glabe's
head was cut clean off."
"He's dead, I s'pose ?"
"Of course he's dead, and he has
been dead ever hence.''
"Well, I amn't s'prised at lit. Do
las' time I seed him he was lookin'
mighty poorly, an' was complainin' of
a misery in his chest, an' lie had a
mighty spishous lookin' gumboil on lisa
neck.
~nagine for a moment the thousandls
upon thousands of bottles of Carboli ne, the
deodorize~d petroleum hair renewer, annui
ally sold, andi the tact that not a single
comnplaint has been received from all these
thousands, and you may have some alt
of Its good qualitIes.
THERE was once a litle b)oy to "mliom
a piece of plum cake was held out by a
good man.
"if you will wash your hands, little
boy," said the good man," I will let
you take the cake."
'iYou be blowed," the little boy. said
lie. "There is a string tied to it."
Now how could the little boy know
that there was a atring before he washed
his hands and reached for the cake.
Perhaps lie was a very smart little
boy. But he never ate the cake.
The Fraser Axle Grease
(a the best in the snarkor,. It is the most
economical andi cheapest, one box lasting as
long as two of any other. One grossing will
last two weeks. It received first premium at
the CentennIal and Paris Expositions, also
me~tals at various State faIrs. Buj no other.
"I'll have to line you $5," said a Po
lice Judge to a man who had been ar
rested for drunkenness.
"Judge you ought not to make me
pay $5. Why, you know me. I keep
a bummer resort hotel near hero, and
you stopped with me a couple of weeks
at the opening of the season.''
Oh, yes, I remember you now. Of
course I'll not flue you $5."
"Thank yen, sir,"
"i'll only fine yen $10."
For Teaick Headis,
Ueavy stomachs, bilious conditlons-Wells' May
Apple Pille-aUtt-t>1ihous, cathartie. 10 and 2oo,
-. e
OUT West the cellar is tihe place to
go un time of cyclones, and when a man
has a barrel ot hard cider in the callar
It's surprising how many times a dlay he
thinks theme's a cyclone coming.
"MA, is Long Branch an awful dirty
place ?" "Why, here is an advertise
ment that says that it Is washed by the
tide twice a day."
F'LORUNCE, (IA. -Dr. w. B. P'rathser, says:
"Brown's Iron Bitters have given satisfaction in
every insatance I have known it used."
ArLr that is human must retrograde
if it do not aance
A CoRESPONDENT writes to us that hi
heard the following conversation - be
tween the driver of his carriage ant
some peasants under his hotel windov
in an Italian village. Driver:-"I tel
you all Englishmen are mao, and I'l
give you three very good reasons for my
belief. First reason-thoy always pay
whatever they are asked for anything
in a shop. Seoond reamon--they al
ways pay whataver their retturtno [dri
vor] asks them. Third reason-theo
wasn themselves all over every morning
with cold water."
Hard Lumps in lireast.
Dr. R. V, Pileincl, Buffalo, N. Y.: Dea
Si-1 wrote you sone time ago that ]
thought I had a cancer. There was a larg<
lump In my breast as large a awaluut, an(
had been there four montis. I commenice,
taking your "Golden Medical Discovery,'
"F"avorite Prescription" and "Pellets" it
June, and the luil) Is gone.
Yours gratefully, MAls. It. R. CLARK,
Irvington, Mic:
FHANK JAMES, who was reaently a
quitted of murder in Missouri, is sai
to be coming East armed with a brac
of revolvers and a dagger in each boot
leg. If we have-ever said anything de
rogatory to Mr. James's oharadter, i
was uttered in the heat of debate anu
should be overlooked, now that tli
campaign is closed. It is not a crim
to commit murder and highwey robber
in Missouri, becauae an intelligent jur
of that State has said so.
"lBecante Sounad ail Well."
it. V. P i uoii, fi. D.: Dear sir-MIy wift
who had been ill 'or over two years; ali
had tried many o1ter inedicines, becan
sound and well by using your "ll0avorit
Prescription." My icO was also cur
by its use, after sovral physicians ha<
failed to do he any good.
Yours truly, T111M AS .T. M EVTI[VI
flatcher's Station, Ga.
NoT one of the cackling old hens i
this country apcars to know or car
that a Florida turtle will lay 150 egg
in a day without making the least b
of noise. The hen fuss over one littl
egg is absurd.
No Trouble to Swallow.
Dr. Pierce's ''Pellois" (the original "litti
liver pills") and no pain or griping. Cur
sick or bilious headmch., sour stouiach, an
cleauiso the systent antid bwls. 2.i conts
vial.
A MAN will sit On a piket-fence a
the afternoon to see a hall match, bi
put him in a church-pew for three-quai
ters of an hour, and he will wabble a
over the seat.
JudgeJ.M. Snith, N. Y., used sucee.cfil
2bottlesot'Dr. EliNorei's lth iuiatine-(toul;
line for his 25-year old rhenni cu gout, ait1
trying in vail everything elise. Iie say:;
It. 0. cost. $500 a bottle Ie would bity it.
"1 WOULUN T mind it ho much," sani
the gilded youth, "if he'd bring a dile
ent bill oceaionally. But Vi bored I
death with seeing the saiuo old bill I"
(stranie.
All unpleasant fcolings, the result o' hi
terrupteI digestion, are speedily renuove
by G ASTRIN ic. All d4riggists.
A YANKENt editor, observing that "th
oeecus embracea 17,000,000 womon,
aski: "Who wouldn t be a census ?i"
iFOR DYsil'SI A. lNlbl(ESTi(N, depre'iion of api
Its anid geinea ci iebilt. ,in te r various toroi; aib
as a prevenlive against fever and aguec amnel othe
intermnittent fei er, t he "iFerro--Phoisphorate.
ElIxir of Casaya" made b~y t'auiweli,ilazaird & Cu
New Y ork. andi solul by all JDruggiats, as5 tne lbe
torne. aneli for pat ini a recovermlg frotna tever
othier siekness, i, lias no equal.
Is it true that some birda andi inseci
disaippear from distriets whlich Asiat.
cholera is ab~out to invadel? That of ii
self is an interesting question for tb
mnvestigation of naturailis. 01 courx
an adequate solution carries with it a
explanation of the templeratuiro of til
speeial locality as wvell as the climati
condlit ions generailly,and the nature' an
state of the food uponi wli ih the low<
orders of animate life subsist. A sin
pie assertion mnans nothiing; lbut a l
number of the Italia1 dlet P~opol whic
cites a great mny3 locauities front whic
birds and insects departed just, befoi
the advent of cholera is well wvorthbsLi
dying.
Thast Hiusbaniet of Mone
la three limes the mant lie was before lie begi
using Wells' Health Rtenewer. ti. Druggists.
A recwut French process consists
permeating fabrics with a solution <
tin. A mixture of zinc powdler and di
solved albumen is flit madel and spren
.uwa: the fabric by a brush, and, aftb
drying, the stuff is passed first thiriug
superheated steam, then through a 5(
lution of chloride of tin. In thtis wva:
an exceedtingly thin la3 or of'tin is sprea
over the whole side of' the fabric, whtic
is thus rendered waterproof. ond pr<
tketed against ordinary rough usage.
An invaluiabie a trelngithimer for I lie nerves, mu11
ca ani tiligestive oi ganli, prollucing iiitengt h at
appethte, Is Brown's ,ron iiter.i.
LEMON PIE.--One lemon, one cup
white sugar, tbe y elks of twvo eggs, hai
a cup of sweet milk, half a cup of wvi
ter, two tabiespoonfuls of flour and oi:
tablespoonful of melted butter. Pt:
the lemon, sugar, and flour togethet
then the milk and butter. Line a ti
plate with nice pie crust, arid put youl
lemon, sugar, etc., in it; after baking
p)ut over the top the whites of the egg
.oeaten to a froth with a litt'o Augai
Brown a few minutes.
You would use St. Patrick's Ralvo If ye
know the good tWould( do you.
u wisely worldly, bo not worldi
wise.
D~r. Graves' heart Riegulator cures a
forms of Heart Dilsease, ntervousniess ain
sleeplessness.
GREATNasS lies not In being strong
but in the right using of strength.
TRADS MAnt.
The Dills are warranted to be PURELV yege
table, free from ali minerai andi other polionon
substances. They arc a cer tain curb for Consti
lion, Siek Headache, Dyspepsia Btihousinesa
~rjld Liver, Loss of Appetite, anib all disease
ringfrom the
Liver, Stoenacla, Bowels- or
They remove all obstruetions from the channel
of thue system atid purity the blood, thereby hnr
parting health, strength and vIgor. sold by drug
guus, or sent by mall for 28 cents In stamps by
P. NEUSTAEADTER & C0.,
83 Meroor St., New Y ork
Sole Manufacturers of ST. lIERINA illD VEGE1
TABLE IJLLs.
Send for circular.
"NEAR THE NOSE."
A HUNTER'S EXPERIENCE.
OtCOAGO, "r., Feb. 2%,183
Da e asa 'hner in Idaho and Utah in ININ
and from esooeure and tilrstfwascompelle drIn
alkali water, having 10othin else for over 36 houre. i
saturlted my estuem. tirli .: oute n tun (a and fore
head lare red blotches near which ma lr 4
free10 joams
tried everything I could find, and had the best ph
'lan" In Uhicag doctor me for over two yoars. FinalfI
tried Oeues UL fEUR SOAP, and it We 4ercO thait
cl,'4I fo r a iz ak. raooks cA. la ,ch e t ca a an . shall
lway, fool like rooinnond*a ' this soap the public.
, I" all times told everybody of It maaveloie cure
to Jae. I remain, yours sinceroly.
FRANK 0. WELLS
Room 11, 40 Dearborn Street, hiilogo. KU.
OENN'88 ULPHIUR BOA Pwill eliminate poisonous
$kim Diseases when al orher nasns haa flailed; and will
quickly lianisle eseor afitiotions and keep the skin clear
and boantiful. Tho gonuino always bears the name of
0. N. Cs'ttenton, 115 Fulton Stroot. Now York, Solo
Proprietor. F4or sale by all Drungists, or mailed to any
address on receipt of 80c. in stamups, or three sakes
for 15c.
noeman flnrn Ramover Kills Corns and Bunions. .
0AOMETIINtA Folt 1W l~tW sin41DY.
Read, Mark and Iwardly Digest.
If you have nausen, want of appetito, llatuloncy,
- dizsiness, feverish symiptocms, yolt are sutffering
t fron costiveness, unti Hop Bitters is the Sure
C Cure.
e If your vital forces are depressed, If you have a
e feelIng of general lassitude and weakness, are
easily fatigued, perspire freely on going to sleep,
are short of breath on every slight effort and have
y a gelieral feeling of me latctoloty and depression,
you are sulfering from general debility tnd Hop
Bitters removos it all.
If you have a sesme of weight or fullneess In the
stonach; a changeable aplletlte SoimCtiies vora
clous but generally feeble; a morold craving; low
H pirils ufter a full meal, with severe pain for some
time after eating, wind risIng on the stomach;
Jsour stomeich; vomiting and. fluttering at the pit
I of the stonach, and it soreness over It; nausea;
healache, or some of these symptomisi, you are
, suffeting from (lyspopsia, anti Hop Bitters will
perianiently cure you.
If you freeze one hour, burn the next, and
i sweat anothee; If you are suffering all the tortures
e of the Inquisition, one minotuent fearing you will
8j dIe, and the next fearing YoU won't; It you have
blue nalls and lips, yellow oyes and ghost-liko
complexion, you are suffering iromn that mlasmialio
curse, hillious, Malarial Fever, or Ague, and Hop
Bitters will speedily euro you.
If you have a dry, harsh and yellow skin, a dull
paIn In the right side, extending to the shoulder
L) blade and pit of the stonach; a tenderness over
a the region of the liver; a sense of tightness and
uelleasciess about the st'.mth anl liver; yellow
ness of the eyes; bowels Irregular; a backing or
dry cough; it regular appetito: shiorlness of breath
ing; feet and hands cold; tongue coated white; a
disagreeable taste In tlhe mouth; low spirits;
blotches on tite faco and nlck: Palpitation of the
heart; dlsturbed sleep; heartburn: lassitudo-If you
have acay of thsle imptoie, yout are suffermg
Iroi iLiver Coialimut, and 1ti01)'itlers only will
cure y.M.
If you have at complaint which few understand
and ioeuc will give you credit for-an enfeebled
ictnldion; a gouteness throughout the whole ye
r teim; twctching of the lower limbs, a desIre to fly
il atll to pieces, uid a fear that you will; a steadY loss
of strength antd iealth--any of these symptoms
Ahow tcat you ace suirering frou that hydra
lemsa:: disease, ntervousuteaus, and Hop Bitters will
i effectuaily cure you.
If you 1cave Bright's dis'ase of the kidneys or
ally other d1 sea e of the kidncys or urinary organs
0 llop Bitters is the only niedteine on ourth tati will
pieriattently cure you. Truest no other.
CA-rA R R H rEl'sCreamni"
CATA ~ ~ wh n app-l H 141 Td by the
's ili-zer Into Ithe nos
? yS trls, will be ibtorb.
e M B ed, lectually cleans
r, M lng the head oi ca
R[S a earrhl vIrus, eatnsl-g
h~Iieailthy secretioins, It
Wj~N'~ij uj, ~1U alletys lnilaminmation,
rtrane ofthe niasal
Y passages Irotne adel.
S teonali olds, comn
4 - plet oly heals llhe scres
anucl restores taste
* ~ ~ und smecli. A fewV
\\ ~ aepplicationls relieve.
-t~ A ?Jhoroxugh treal
scag ent twal p)osiilylcl
S 'ure. Agmecable to
HAY-F VER "e- Send for n
ar. I'rce 60 cetc
- Ly P iPTHERSDrgIs, Owege, N. Y.
: I I il i' '
hocinca ic the world equal to it for the
eure of Scrofucla, Pimple., Recta, Tetter, Old Sores,
B ore Eyes, nlercurini Dli.eases, Catarrh, L~oss of
Appetlce, Fectace Comcplaints. anid sea alood
disaeases. et ncever fas. All drugglets and
l ountry score kreepers erii it. n. It. Mailers
a OCi., Prop'., Pldt.bcurgh, eon svery beetle.
in 3 famoucs for its quick
PLAST ER an ery cini
Crick in thce Baok, SIde or Hip, Neucralgia, Ntlff Joints
andi Musccles, Sore Chest, KIdney Troubles and all paina
or aebes eithcer local or deop-seated. It Soothoes, Stringth-.
ens and Stnmulatesi th parta. Thce victe of hops com.
ii hinedc with gumcc--clcean acnd ready to apply. Supericor to
-lluceimets lotions and salves. Price 25i cents or B for
31.3$. Bold by drug- c
- ists and cucntry
pof ra, o oa
5, tf The becst family pIll madle-llawley's Stomchl ancd
d Jnvcr rills. fse. 'leasant In action and easy to tacke.
~FREE I BY ItETURN MA!Lr-A full description
Dres Ceuttung" D.W. lIoody & (co.,3 Siw. VIII, ccn.
A WEEK. $2a aay at tocn:esl iade. (Osy
oufifree. Address Tauz&Uo0. ?ugut. Me.
T O MOTHERSI
Uacrt Icn its sleep, cande grIned Its teethc? Iif so,
~ Eit knca WOH01 NiS, need youn achlculd ic-te
t.I VCL ARK'S INFA LUBLE'ME
ATr ON(CE. EihI andll' EFETtlAl.
rin Its atcion. c.3 . at Ict' Drucigrctcc.
Rheum
The Createst Bloc
RHIEUMATISM OURED SOOFULA
5 IIoenIIBTIIn, N. Y., A pr. 6th, '88. B~ofy
Rhaeusmatro .Syrup C:o.., Pon Buo,
GENTwrm-l have been a creatsunt- RhIWUmlmI rtsa
ferer frocm lfheucmatism for six I had been doe
yearei an~d Ilearicig of the scccecss or four years, wit
of Ilheumalio Syn uep I et noluded sicians, for acrofi
Io g ye it ci trIal in may oit a ease, ed it but found r1
and I cheerfuelly say that I hcave corninened taki
beenc greatlly bonetltted by Its use. After takin it
I can a- 1k with enctire free-lomn my surprIse 1i ha
from pain, and my general health Continuing its na
is 'er lin e inciprsvuci. it is a I found myself a
al lendId romody for the blood As a blood purilli
andt etbillicatedl system. no eqccal.
Manuf'd by R HEUMATIC SYRUP O
Three Partlo
Poin/ the irs/.-BRoWN'S IRON
poulnd. It is-a tonic medicine, not a d
preparation made to restore strength a
in bar-rooms and taverns...
Point the Second..-BRoWN'S IRO
Injurious. Trhe most delicate ladies a
use it with perfect safety and with greg
in its remedial agency, it is gentle in its
and imparting robust health in the mo:
' Point the Third.-BROWN'S IRO
Chemical Company of Baltimore, a Io
tion is well-known to the business
There is no risk in buying such, med
LOVELY
COMPLEXIONS
POSSIBLE TO ALL.
WhatNaturedeniestoinany
Art secures to all. Ilagan's
Magnolia Balm dispels every
blemish, overcomes Redness,
Freckles, Sallowness, Rough
ness Tan, Eruptions and
Blotches, and removes all evi
dences of heat and excite
nent. The Magnolia Balm
Imparts the most delicate and
natural complexional tints
no detection being possible to
the closest observation.
Under these circumstances
a faulty Complexion is little
short of a crime. Magnolia
Balm sold everywhere. Costs
only 75 cents, with fall di
reclions.
E.LM0 R 1.to uCcks e ok orI
Iil.*. . ad~er n lo
SE ~ w : Cd
ahP. nrconly real oura.eorP
PENSIONS. fo sote utwte, yl.doroi*
e am toa. neuraila et JM o d Ih
forms of r matif l od 1 ra in 2 to 12 weas e orved
Infl.mator in I day retfr to hundrdsof relia.
e Ple O YhE ad tried iain dA"everybil"m..
BuINES bota LEGEharlee and lo N to Irin. AT er
uca t it wadooln ind to u for it
aothnge~e. finoreAda~a Ao..106 8lIam 8t., N.4
(IEN for Illusetrated Catnloguqe Steam Enqines.8awe
kalEs.Traeoion Englo.tveedard ImplnaneList Alo
arUltarPenuujyivani% Agricultural WAorks. YorkPa
PENSONS.A.slllght wound or injury. or
rFANIONS. diow oittte4 vory ex-Soldior
tpentsion.. half million yot untitled. Oase4 pronli t.
Foited. ye areoxpo'eno. Addres orF.eiKd.
TWlt. Attorioy. 814 U. ath htreet. Plitladeloiiia. Pa.
LINEAVL~UT or oung men whlo
frrL u I O LlN itgraduatO it COLRMAN
W H8COLLIMOR, Net ark, No J. Termts
only $40. Writs for circulOurs.
BUY A FARM IN VIRGINIA!
EvAe urn rug was to or SeltL Virgini
e an Ealt seuld ari n tO YAOefm & CAMPBELL,
ni Es tae Ageuts. Tordonaiflo, Va. List froof
STOPPED FREE
Kadues; i :s erfetly a rndharmluiesan. l
.0 nsEan Fn .Restored
IAOND INKPODER,
AW AUl D33atH Va sua as.OX&reI
F sre /or Nerve dre~ji'i~~. Fas. f5j!A~. i
IMPALL1IL01tftakeak as directed. #F 8m afer
cnvt d ei e use. Treatie and ec n t al bottle free to
diary ink. Contan n conIontraefrmth
Asm oneitofbst gra oa A weleraten remed
Four. i the ampleiua acsipation otr a perma
ne"t frell ding in ered f n scoldr as
Kraey; a dar prfe after ang toI jet ba
any wpou o riti tof Constia.tio o Prea Cotiyb
1-dgeh 9o &ia Torpi Lhestnu is eark, N. J.e
riies;I~ p rtl tie n h iarm nll.les , ai
sUnorrhWt, nui Disease peculiar to females.
ManuN., byic CRESCENTRO M DICIN0 C..
$1.00 Per otle. th. H.Ba1 FALSa f. .
DIAMOND INiK POWDIER.
A .onvexttL nelu ecAtteitakdl Pati2slitute for or
dinatry lank. Contain11 Ilk coateontrtited form the
colt1l onents of best grades of wrthing inks ad
Filulelt. Ity the simple a d ation of water a permit
011t freely flowing Ink Is product, in color at
fstouldano ist~strae tfeo iscnl t J. to jnd J. la tk
sitio aCte auily it to Impr ke v ne pint Mailed
aiywIero Orecipt o S0cens. Preparedsoayby
PCE&Co.,
CUE 149 R ALL (h~iu ESEts.wr N..
atgwtiask id ooks and B. tics o rFte
uJ o 8r ont. A'leIONA m iL Piurn. o Philaa. ba
ourt* liDBO& . N.~ii fi mag. MI' 11 00EL
6EE & 7 O.ber or6Broadwa.Y
Nply. 0Vl lae sNi at i itF o agech
tar ons, Fot ~ayn Iar cohngn. 1eace (oner.
Camp iltilk Cicao.thes ant Pric
L11.R 1 . .B.HBN.~ (
shud ui ie r et omstj l Kno nJ 3 o
.B. eb. 20I, of FAIRorT, end . Mrch , h8le,
OihRheuettbyru M.
Aic fren ee GWNos-eNve mbertd no 1892,ad
a and tone ay to have en aonian rferer
'trelie1until frIN oAga and have not"
Ben ome-p oav f-et no ainsica uig h,'.
S e se iykar futh bottley. Irthinit t he es
Ar&INthiiasWremed I the ever hard fasteor
.t.tn piy ogla h boo and f rore.
AM. TIANJI.o ur tof rhema 0. nJ, & n .
Oomnre y otAve., Rohsew, N. Y
tNw k hicgt ois ailful cmilwune
nde haealuntive tlora to wr between
nd cgoae th e o. eeliedinfators mayou
operaiaton rouest ntoringastedssregt b
ng-s~itbls hose, whNIoe reputa
Phol andlrs will gueer comug n ce2 ity .
naicin