The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, October 27, 1883, Image 4
TORNADOES.
Folentifleally Accounted for, and Mome
Remote Causes that produce Palu.
ful Results Explained.
The following synopsis of a lecture de.
livered by Dr. Horace R. Hamilton be
fore the New York Society for the promo
tion of science, contains so much that is
Mimely and important that it can be read
Fwith both Interest and proft:
There is probably no subject of modern
times that has caueed and le causing great.
.er attention than the origin of tornadoes.
k8cientists have studied it for the benefit of
.humanity; men have luvestigated it for the
welfare of their families. It has been a
vexed subject long considered,and through
all this investuration the cyclone has swept
across the land carrying destruction to
scientists as well as to the tunocent dwell
era in its track. One thing, however, Is
certain; the cause of the cyclone must be
sought far away from the whirling body
of wind itself. Its results are powerful;
its cause must also be powerful. ILt us
therefore consider a few facts. First, the
appearance of a cyclone is invariably
preceded by dark spots upon the taco of
the sun. These spots, indicating a dis
turbed condition of the solar regions, niec
essarily affect the atmosphere of our earth.
An unusual generation of heat in one part
of the atmosphere is certain to cause a par.
tial vacuum in another portion. Air must
rush in to fill this vacuum. Hence the Iha
turbances-hence the cyclone. This theory
finie additional confirmation in the fet
that tornadoes come during the day andJ
not at night. Tho dark spots upoa the (
surface of the sun, whatever they may be,
seem to cause great commotion in the at
mosphere of the world, and it is alnost
certain that the extremely wet weather of 1
the present season can be accoinied for on i
precisely this basis. Is it reasonable to <
suppose tnat tile marvelous effect of the I
sun upon vegetation and life in general I
shall be less than upon the atmosphero I
ilself through which its riays come? The t
cause is remote, but the effect is here. t
After describing some of the terrible ef- v
fects of the cyclone, the speaker went on B
to say:
This rule finds Its application In nearly
every departient of life. An operator is
in San Francisco-the click of the instru
ment mianipulated by his fingers, in New
York. 'rho president mkes a slight stroke c
()f the pen in lils study at the White I
I Louse, and the whole nation is aroused by .
the act. An uneasiness and disgust with I
everything in life, commonly called home. i
abichines, Is relt, by iany people, when the 1
catiso is to be fouind in the distait houl i
thousands of miles away. An uncertain I
pain may be felt in the head. It is repeat.
ed in other parts of the body. The appe. '
tite departs and all energy is gone. Is the
cause necessarily to be iound in the head?
The next diay the feching increases. There
are added symptoans. They continue and
heeonie more aggravated. The slight pains
Im tle head increase to agaonies. The nau
sea becomes chronic. The heart grows
wregular, and the breathing uncertain. All
these ellects have a definite cinse; aid.
after years of deep experience upon this
subject, J do not hesitate to say that tis
cause is to be found In some derangement
of the kidneys or fiver fNr away froin that
)orlion of the body in which these efftects
appear. But one may say, I have no pain
wh .tever ia iiy kidneys o.r liver. Very
trite, INeithier have we any evidence that
theire is a tornladou on the surface of the
sunt; but It is none the less certtain that the
tornado is here, and it is none the less cer
tain that these great organs of the bodly
tare the cause of the trouble although there t
may be no pain In their vicinity.
I linow waereof I spea~uk, for 1 have
paSssed through this very experience my.
self. Nearly teni yeatrs ago, I was the pic
Itire oif health, weaahinu: morre than 200
pounds, and as strong and healthy as any
man I ever know. \Vhen I felt. the symp.
tonia I have abo~ve diescribed, they caused
meii annloyanice, not only by reausoni of their
aiggravating nature, but because I never
telt anuy pain herore. Other doctors told
ime I was troubled with malaria, and I
treated myself accordingly. I did not be
I ieve, however, that, mialaria coul~d show
Hitch aiggrauvated symnptomis. It never ce
t he trouble, as I did not presume nmy dlif
fletulty was licatet' ini thait, portlon of the
b ady. lhut I continued to grow wvorso. I
had a fialnt stensatioin at the pit of myt
stomachi nearly every day. I felt a great
<lesire to eat, anti yet I loathed fooll. I
was c~oinsantly tired andi still I coituld not
sleep. My brain wnia tunusually actl ve,
hust I cout not think coninecleully. My
ex istence was a living misery. 1 contm..
tied in this conidliion for nearly a year;
nvver free f rout pain, never for a iuomlenit
happy. Stuch aii existence is far worse
than idealth, for which I confess I earnestly
longed,
It was while suffering thus that a frlendl
adlvised mte to make a ihlmah attempt, to re
tcover miy health. 1 sneered inwardly at
his suggestion, hut I wvas too. wveak to make I
aniy resiuace. Hie fuirnishied tie with a
remeidy, shnple yet palatable andl within
two days I observed a alight chiange for
the better, Th'is~ awakened miy courage.
.1 felt that I would not, die at that time, 1 2
continued tihe use5 of the reniedy, talking it t
mn accordance with it recttons, until I lie- e
came not rui'.y restored to nay forimer hiealh it
and strenagth, it or greater vigo~r than I ,
have b~efoire known. ihis costtition lia
cointinued up to 1he presenit tune, and .1
believe I shouha have died as miserably
as5 thtousandls of other iimn have died~ and
tire dying every tiay had Ititnot been for
the sunple1 yet wvondlerful power of War. t
uier's safe Cure, the reimediy i mploycd. d
Thle lecturer then describedi his mteauns
of restorationi more in detail, andl conclu
ded as follows:
My comlpletc recovery has eaused me to
investigate the subiject inore cairefully,anumd
I believe I have discoveared the key to
mtost ill h~ealth of our modern civizmattan.
.1 am I tully confittent that, four-fifths of the
(diseases which sill et, humnamity might be
taveitted were the kidneys and liver kept
ini peiftec condition. Were it possible to
Conitroil tho~ actioni tof the san, cyclones
could( untdoubtedly lie averted. That,
however, is onet 01 thle things that cannot
bae. Bitt I rejoice to say thtt it is p)ossible ~
to contlr.l the kidineya anid liver, to remnder
their actIon wholly niormnal, and theIr ef.I
feet upon)1 the system that of putriflers rather
tihan poisoners. That this end has been i
accoimptished largely by means of thle re
maedy I have named 1 (10 not have a doubt 3
and i Ifeel it my (laty to miake this open
dleehirationi for the enhghteniment of the
profession anal for the benteflt of sutfering
htamanity In nil partsq ot thte world,. s
WRTJTJ sir, whereoldo youI work, Sam- I
iieh?" inquired a (Jhicago Jtudge of a
colored prisoner, yesterdauy,
"I1 work ini a bank, sahi."
"What tinder the sunt is your position
in a bank?"
"'ea teller sahi."
"What bank is tis you speak of,
and what are your duties as toller?"'
"It's Al Haukin's ferry bank, an' I
telle the gam'iers that they can find any
sort o' game they's spilin' ftur, sahi."
THE farmers aro the foUnders of ely
Ilhztiont.
AGMIUIUIUBU.
H AuIIING EvianonEN TREus.-We
have looked in vain for some abandon
mont of the custom, to be seen i so
many places,of shearing dvergreen trees
into unnatural shapes. Now, no one
objects to a tree out here or there, if
he majority are left to develop the nat
Liral beauties nature gave them, But
that any man in his senses should so
boy with his plants as to have every tree
%nd shrub cut into a sort of cauliflower
bunch, is beyond our comprobensioni.
Yet it Is no uncommon sight to see pla..
3es of some acres in extent, with hun
Ireds of trees and shrubs thereon all
)lipped and out in a fushion,whioh oven
,he lovers of topiary art would laugh at
ith good reason, because Utterly barren
>f any expression whatever.
There is perhaps more excuse for the
itreet-tree trimmer than those who have
he beautiful lawn specimens operated
M. There is the good fooling that
iumberless poor men want work in the
vinter. and the cutting off of the street
rees keep them employed. And then
mr desire to set our fadt-growing trees
hat will make shade quick, leads us to
orget that there are often forest trees
)f the largest size that soon grow tall to
tive the shade desired, and then they
ire out low in order to make them branch
>ut again. The idea is good, perhaps,
but it does not work. The tree grows
raster than ever, and its last state is
worse than the first. Most people who
iave been tempted under this idea to
mnt back the tops of the trees, have
ound wh n. too late that the practice
vas an erroneous one, and that the
vbila tree had to go Sich trimmed
res,whether of decidtions or evergreen
re very subj ot, to injury from extremes
>f frost and cold, and miuch more liable
o d.seaso or the attacks of insects than
muttimmed trees. It is much better to
invo trees of slowor growth, which con
nuao luw-headed to maturity than to
itle with tros in the basking way. At
tny rate we cannot see why lawn trees
houhi be out as they ai e; and if any
no can give any reason for the faith in
his practice, we should like to hear
row them.
A GENTLEMEN, evidently an enthusiast
in the merits of the Holsteins,has been
eating them in regard to their butter
>roduction. lie gives a statement of
he yield of twolvo cows for seven days,
n wimoh one gave 20 lbi., three 191bi.,
1nd a fracttion, two 181 lbs., and the
owest 14th. I11 < z i. Tae daily yield of
Nvo cows was also tested; the greatest
'i l- being 8tb-i. 4 ozei., the lowest 2
bi. 8J oz%. lHe thinks a list of Hol
teis can be mado up that will rival the
tost Jersey Iet, and that it can be
hown that the 1losteins are the veiy
)est for milk, butter or beef, or for all
omibined.
J. G. G. Gooinun,of Orange county,Vt,
mae sucoessfully treated potato bugs by
ho following method: "The tirst thing
fer the botle makes his earliest ap
Iealrainoe, dOstroy it so far as you can
oilore it has tdoposited many eggs on
our yotng potatoes. The next thing,
t hootug timo, turn over the tops so as
o texpose the orangat-colored cluster of
ggs' deosIite'd 0on the undor-sido of the
saif; p'ick afir these leaves aniti burn
bem; Iu this way thiouandtts of beetles
ill fail to saipozar, and what beetles ap
ear, in s1.ite of your eflorts, may easily
0 mniaged& by gathinmg them into
utns or pails and dlestroyinig them."
MTeK OF' ALL. iNun-First, see that
beo we i ag a urr.a am..i uxut are in good
rder and well I ed, groomed, have a
lentifiul supl. y of pure water, are de
on'mly hui eu and beddert, that they
liy L)e bttoi prepared to endure the
ard labor they will be dtaily call -d on
1) pei form now, when the erops are
ecing put in, and at t erwards, in cul tivat
nig the samne during the intensely hot
*nd exhausting weather.
JILiNK x 10..---Thei Lanect stoutly oppo
es the prac~tico of putting b~linLkers on
Loraes. It says: "Tt seems to us thai
hey are useless, ugly, mand, to some ox
enit, injurious to the eyesight. Thoe
toet beautiful feature of the hors is the
ye. If it wvero not 'hitt from our gaze
twould serve to dl-nte sickness, pain,
hr pleaure. M mny a time would the
river spare the whip 0on seeing the ani
al's Oyot.
EIlaoTawviry lvon BALOINOI -- And now
t is anno~iunaiod that a new cure has
>een founmd for baiking in horses. It is
imple, being the aplication of eleetri
Ity'. The eleetrie batte. y is pilced in
hto carriage and wires attached to the
morse's bit anti crupper. When the
orso balks the electric currentlha turned
nl lad the horse is cured.
PROFasoR SHELTON, of the Kansas
taite Agricultural Uollege, holds that
lhe cultivation of such crops as broom
ornt, hemp, flax, and perhaps caistor
leanis, which furnish but little, if any,
took feod, will ultimately leaud to soni
*us eonae~quenmes In thie hoss of fertihi
y sustained by the lhnds so cultivated,
JHotura, anid the frequent stirring of
hie suirface of the soil, aire important inI
ry weather. Those parts or the gardeni
tait are most const anthy enl'ivated shoaw
lie best results, Jorni will stand almost
ny drought if the soil arotund the lull
eo frequently st irred.
CUTr wormns aire often destructive to
-oung eiabbaige plants. A paper wvrap
od arouluit thme stom, extetiding two in
lies above the surfiace, uill prevenit
heir work. Better still, If practicable;
haln the cabbage patch in some placie
itt infected lby these poste.
To scure hens for profitable laying,
ross a large and a small breed together.
t is better if the male be of the umaul
>rved, If breeding is continued tromi
lie same fouls1- a subsequent year, it,
a then dlesiraible to get the male from
,large breed, and thus alternate each
ear.
IT is said by careful men that It is
aost profitable to grow for beef those
nimala which can be turnied off at, two
'cars cd., Greater age will give weight,
mnt at a much inacreased cost.
To na a good larmer requires shrewd,
om, tact, energy and great persever
ne; thce;combined with extensive in
ormation on agrieuleiral subjects, will
~o far toward making a thriving, indus
rious farmer,
DAIRYMEN should dimoourage all at.
empte bor adulteratinig dairy paroduct-,
Ith 1 rr,1, tall aw, grease, and the like,
mi the sale of such stuff,under any name
s working great loss andt injury to leg'
Inmate huslunasn
DOMEST'0.
CHANGING HABiTs,-To go away from
home and change home habits is not
always the nicest thing to do, and when
it is done, the process ought to be as
gentle and gradual as possible. In the
ease of children this is doubly necessa
ry, because the need does not at once
appear. The seashore almost 'always
excites and invigorates a child so that
we do not estimate the effect the change
may have on him. He spends the day
In the sun, undergoes the exertion of a
surf bath, exchanges his simple lunch
for a heavy dinner, and seems to pros
per. Suddenly he has the headache,
Is feverish and has to be nursed through
some annoying illness, which he would
have escaped if the change In nis hab
its had been managed with a little dis
cretion. This is, howeyer. even more
true of women than of children, because
they take less exercise. The heavy 1
o'clock dinner and the lopg nap in a
hot, close room, give many a headache,
and rob many a woman of the vigor she
ought to have gained by her vacation.
After Meals. Torture.
Huch is the lot of the dyspeptie. Prevention,
where indigestion has not assumed the ohronig
phase, anti a thorough cure where it has, to posit.
ole of attainment by those who resort to Hos
tetter's Stomach B.ti ers, a renetly of established
reputation, botanic origin and raro purity. Heart
ou u, tiattlence, pain in the abtdbmen after eating,
and a sinking seiisation in that region between
navnls, are entirely obviated by til fine correo
tive. Nau-t, billots symnptomts anti constipation
are also onlirely removed by it. Lack of vigor,
loss of aesh anal want of apetitie are usually
trotbLtts which oon)tribute to 1llw disconifort of sur.
feros frotn ijitd atitiou,but for theco,as well a9 other
coneoinilait se af I ho tanatly, uloastetter's Sionacit
Bitters is a revotnoized spettleo. whilo it regu.
iLates it ttrengthens tihe syaremt. tovor ait agno,
rhettmnatimin .anti utrvous4 altitnts art, effectually
rol.eve.i bty it, tanl it is an intoanitaratbie sustaintng
cordial for itira persons of advaticud years or
weali consutution.
ORACKs IN STovEs.-The following,
though not new, is a most valuable re
ceipt tor the housekeeper. Take good
wood ashes and sift them through a fine
sieve, adding an equal quautity of clay
finely powdered, together with a little
salt. Moisten this mixture with water
sufficient to form a paste, and 1il the
crack of the stove with it. The cement
never peels or breaks away, and be
comes very hard after being heated.
The stove Laust be cold when the co
ment is applied. It is very useful in
setting the plates of a stove, or in fitting
stove-pipes, as it seems to render all
the joints air-tight.
Consumption Uured.
An old physiclan, retired from practice, having
had ptaced in his hands by an East india mission
ary tte formula of a simple vegetablo remedy for
the speedy and pormanent cure of Consumption
Bronchitis. Catarra, Astlina and all thrpant and
1.un g Airet OilS, also a po:ittvo aid ra lical cure
for ervous Debility id all Nervous Compalnts.
after naving tested its wouierftii curative pavora
in tiuisatndI of cases, has fel It his duty to make
it knowt to his suffering loll ws. Actuated bty this
notive and a des-ro to re:ieve humnan suffering. 1
wilt sent[ free of ctiarge, t) al who desire it, this
reelpe, in Uerman, Frenti or English, with fuil
clirectious for p;eparlng and using. sent by mail
by addre4sing with stamp, nam.nz thI4 paper W.
A. NoYEMs, 149 Power's Mook, Rochter, n.
SOUFFLE OF DIF.IERENT FRUrTS: With
fruits of a soft and Juicy nature, such
ns peaches, apricots, plums, bananas,
eto., proceed in this manner: Remove
the kernels and press the fruit through
a sieve; put what you have thus oh
tainedi in a bowl, adding one-half a
paund of powdiered sugar and the whites
of! three eggs; boat well and add a htile
kirschwasser or maraschino as flavoring.
Then take the whites of six or seven
eggs and beat thorm into a stiff froth.
Max wvell together, put this on a dish in
a well-heated oven for live or six min
uites before serving. Sprinkle powdered
sugar 01n top._______
WVainut Lent litur itastorer.
It is entirely different from all others. It is
as cltear na wanter, anti as s name Iidicatits is
a p~erfect. Veget able llair Rtestorer. It will im
tnediately f ree the head t'romn all dandruff,ro
store gray hair to its natural color and Dro
ducee a new grow th where it has f'adlen off It
dloes niot in any mainor affect the health,
whicoh sulphur, sugar of lead andi nitrate of
silver preparations havo done. It will change
light or fadeid hair in a few days to a beautiful
glossy brown. Ask your druiggiat for it. Each
bottle is warranted. liMIT!,~ ICLINE & CO.
Whtolesale Agetnts, Philadolphia, Pa. and
V. N. Li'TKTaroN. New York.
YRoETADLES.-Swee corn requires
bult twenty minutes' boiling in unsalted
water, which should be boiling,
Summer cabbage requires an hour;
in wmnter, when tender rrom frost, thir
ty minutes.
Sp~inaoh requires but little cold water,
aind needs but twenty to thirty minutes'
boihing,
Asparagus must be boiled in well
salted- water forty five miiutos.
String beans fto n two to three hours;
Lima beans an hour anid a half to two
Turnips will cook in half an hour.
bmall onions a half-hour; large ones
forty-five mimites.
~Summer beets require an hour; win
ter beets three or tour hours and no
liarm done.
Malaria, chills, positively cured by
Emlory's Blandanrd Cure Pils. Their equlal
unlkhtown: sugar coatedl nlo gripinig, 25t0.
HatuiT~ A rA UuntME.-Theii ingredi
ents used for this dish are one f otind
ttold hahbut, (though itny kind of fish
will (c0), twvo ounces of butter, oue arid
a hall touinees flour, hialf a pinit of milk,
one otnce gratted cL'oese, salt and pop
por and nutineg. First separate the
flesh of the fish into small jtieees from
tine bones and skin, and put into a veg
etatble dish; melt the butter in a small
saucepan and stir int it tihe flour; add
the milk by degrees; place on tihe fire
till it boils, then remove and add the
sait, pepper and1( nutmeg; spread upon
this the tnah, and sprinkle with the gra
ted cheese, or bread crumbs if preferred.
Th'le dish is then placed in tile oven- and
baked until browni.
Ladies anti childen's boot and shoes
canlli~ run over if Lyon's Patent heel
$tlifeners are used.
To SanvE ToMA'os.- When taken to
table zaw tile skins should not be re
moved. When sliced set goa lee for a
few minutes or put cracked ice on top.
May also be slIced with onions and
cucumubers.
Stowed, they should be placed in
boiling water to loosen the skin; re
ntove it; stew in their own juiico for an
hour. Add butt'er, popper and salt to
taste; some like the addition of sugar
or fine bread crumbs for thickening,
hiut a small onion chopped fnae gives a
tine relish.
That Hi usband of Mine
Is three times the man he was before he began
using Well.' Health IleneWer. Si. Druggists.
A MAN'S ruling passion is the key t0
his character,
R1ev. Wv. B. Smith, (On.ua'roN, MASS., says: "~i
have des iWed benent fromn using Brown's iron Bit
ters for a iow state of blood."
Lova. like charity, covers a multitude
of faus.
HUMOROUS.
SNU had a little boy with her as she
sat down in the street car beside a lady
acquantanoe, and drawled out.
"Oh, you don't know how glad I am
to get home again. We were away
seven weeks."
"So long as that I"
"Yes, indeed. You don't know how
monotonous the roar of the sea becomes
after a week or two."
"I've heard so."
' Ma, what sea are you talking about
suddenly put in the boy.
-"Hush, child."
"But Uncle George lives up In the
woods in Isabella County, and it was all
woods and mosquitoes and snakes, and
such old beds and poor living that you
cried to come home ? is that the kind
of roar you heard ?"
The other lady was awful good. She
looked out of the car window, and be
gan to talk about the weather.
HAr FEvER. I can recommend Ely's
Oream Balm to all Hay-Fever sufferers, it
In, In my opinion, a sure cure. I was af
flieted for 25 years, and never before
found permanent relief.-W. H. HANKINs,
Marehfleld, Vt.
HAT FicyaI. I have been a Hay-Fever
sufferer for three years; have often hoard
Ely's (ream Balm spoken of in the high.
est terms. I used It, and with the most
wouderful success.-T. S. Gaxi, Byracuse,
N. Y.
A LrrrrBn girl's mother told her if she
went out of the gate she would have to
whip her, and in an hour the young
one was picked up in the gutter, in the
midst of mud-pie making.
"I thought I told you If you went
out that gate I'd whip you," said the
mother, angrily.
"But I didn't do out de date, mam
ma." replied the kid, in a whimper,
"Yes, you did, and you've been out
here in the street for an hour, and look
like a pig."
"But, mamma, I didn't do out de
date."
"Yes, you did, too, and I'm going to
whip you."
"1 didn't do out do date; I tilum
over'e fence, an oo tau't whip me 'is
time, mam'ma."
)uaoik Medaelines
Are the long list of useless and often Injurious
reiediles pUL upon the world by ignuoratit pro
tenders. sr. Biernard's veyetable P11ls clunai no
intraouiloust origin, ani the use of the sinpie roots
of whitch they are coiposed Is a4 ol. as meilloilne.
The philegm, bilood, and bile of the body must be
kept pure In order to lisure heallh, and this com.
pound operates upon the stomach, liver. kidneys,
and sikn.. With that objct, modtern science has
never discovered its equal. For oa3 by all drum
gIta
Mae. PARVHNU has reoutly furnished
her new house, and it was gorgeously
done. Everything was in style, and
the carpets were woven in one piece to
fit each room. Mrs. Paryenu has a
daughter, and of her she was talking to
a visitor. "Ah, Mrs. Parvenu," said
the lady, "your daughter doesn't go
out much?" "No, not a great deal. It
tires the poor dear so much." "Indeedl
Isn't she well?" "Ob. yes, well enough;
but you se at so many of the houses
where Mhe must call she must walk over
the seams in the carpet, and it hurts
the poor dear's feet and makes her so
tired."
Imagine for a ~nomeont the thousands
t)upon thouisands of bttles af Car boli nie, the
dieodoriz' d petroietutn hair renewer, annu
ally sold, and the tact that not a aungle
complaint lias been received from all these
thousands, and you may have seine idea
of its good q~ualit ie.
THE LAZIEST MAN: "You are getting
to be the laziest man in town," said a
member of the Austin Press Club to a
prominent attorney. "Why don't you
rustic around and do work once in a
while ?" "Haven't seen the papers late
ly, have you ?" rephied the attorney,
lazily drumming his heeli on the sidte
walk. "Yes; but, what's in them in re
gard to your case?" '-Oh, nothing; only
a man in San Antonio worked hard the
other day, drank a glass of ice-wvater
and died in fifteen minutes. 1 can't
give up my daily ice-water, and 1 don't
propose to die. That's the long ad
short of it."
Tie Fraz.,r Axle, (rease
'a tho boat in the market. It is the most
econmical amid eopast, one box lasting as
long as two of any otuer. One greasing will
at two . eeks. It received first premium at
the Conteinnial and Paris Expasmtione, also
muoJals at various State fairs. Buy no other.
CrioRUs OF EXOITED Boys- "Then the
lightning struck you?" Skipper, inidif.
forently-"Ohi, yes; I was leanin' agin
the mainmast whenm It struek It." Ex
cited boys-"Didn't it kill you?"
bkipper, more indifferently-"Wall,
no; it all ran down my back." Exchred
boys--"And what did you do then?"
Skipper, most indifferently- 'I had to
110u1 off may boots and pour the light
ning out on the ileek."
You hiave troed everytliing for your
lirt lDiseasel No, sir. Allow mnc to
show you Dr. Graves' Heart lRegulator,
been In maritet 30 years, great many good
testImonials from Its usa. Only $1. per
bottle at, your druggIsts.
"CoMEs JTohnny, you mustn't an~allow
the seedt in the pears you eat."
"Why, mother?'
"Because they are injurIous. They
might sprout and grow in your stom
eli.
'Good gollyl is that all? Oh, that
would be bully fuinl Wouiln't it make
the fellers laugh tj see me goin' aroiun I
with a whole lot of little pear trees
growin' out all 'round my body! How
long will it take 'enu to aprout, mother?"
F'or TIaiek Hleatds,
Ucavy stomachs, bilious condItions-Wenls' May
Apple P'ila--anti-bmlous. cathartic. Le) and Mac.
"Suis HaRK," said the star to the man
ager. "II you are going to have bou
quets handed to rme every night, why
don't you get dcceent ones? Look at this
to night; it's a'l wilted. Why can't I
always have as good a bouquet as .1 had
last night?"
"A . good a bouquet as you had last
nIght?" shrieked the manager, "why,
holy sunflower, it's the same one!
FI.ORsxcs, (IA.--Dr. WV. ii. Prather, says:
"'ir.wn's iron flitters have given satisfaction ltu
every intaince I have knowni it used,"
A rava of money is a great enemy to
honesty.
Dr. KlIne's Gireat Nerve nestorer Is the marvet
of the age for all nerve diseases. All Aits stopped
tree. Send to 991 Arch Street. Philadelphla, P'a.
Nerve-tub~es are found only in back
boned animals, in the white substance
of the brain, spinal cord, and in the
nerves.
Sm was complaintog about the
Browns. .Sh said 'that Mkrs. uIrow
was shoddy, vulgar and Iliterate, and
the young women were silly, impudent,
and put on altogether too many airs.
"They should be crushed," said Mrs.
Foggos.
6ndeed they should," added Mrs.
Bdruggs.
"And we shall crush them," contin
Ped the first. "Brown is in the piokle
trade."
"Aha l"from two voices.
"We three will form a syndicate to
purchase all the .uoumbers in the coun
try.
"We will I" in chorus.
"We'll force up prices, bust Brown
and crowd his family back whore it
belongs.
"Splendtd I Splendid I"
"And we will-but, hold on I Alas I
we are undone. Come to think of it,
Brown doesn't use the real cucumbor in
his trado, but has 'om made to order
out of gutta porclia. Ladies, we cannot
compete with machinery. Let us be
satasiled with snubbing the Browns,"
Itardt auiui lit nreast.
Dr. R. V, 1Jit at.-, 1u11alo, N. Y.: Dear
Sir--I wNrot, you some1 ;0 tim1 ago thamt ]
thoutght. I had a cancer. Tihero was a large
lunup in iny brteas't as largo as a walnut, ant
had ieen t he'r four nontts. I cotmetince
t1aking your "Gollen Mical Discovery,'
"Favorite Prsescription" and "Pe1oliets" in
J3 une, anlid t0he luny is gon.
Youra ratefuly, M . .it. (CLARtK,
.rvington, Mich
MATRNAT RHABONINO: Old Mr. Plog
gers, wndignantly-"Look here, Mrs.
fnags, this is twice that boy of yourt
has thrown rooks at me I it'si about tii
,vou ought to know how he is going ol'
Mr.. Snags-"*Yes, Mr. ploggers, bul
you know, Mr. Ploggers, there are othe:
boys who throw rooks I It isn't my boy
alone I"
"'Itycamo,, 5.,u., t ante welt.''
it. V. Pi1-tnc'-, M. I).: ker Sir--My wife,
who had b4en Ill for over i wo y"ars, and
hal tried u:umy other mediciis, becanu
sound and well by using your "Favorito
Prescription." ly niece wai also cured
by Its use, after soveral plysiclaus had
failb-d to do her any good.
Yours truly, '1IOMAS J. M ETTIVIN
U atcher's Statiou, Ga.
SoMs people have such a pleasant
way of putting things: "By the by, lt
me congratulate you on your article iu
The Pentonville Pul'er:zer. It's ad
mnirable I" "Uh, you flatter me-.'
"No, I assure you; its quite splondi
-so good. I wa% never so surprised it
my life as when I saw your name at the
end."
No Trouble to Swallow.
Dr. Pieree's 'Pellots" (thim orig.nal "little
liver pills") tid no pain or gripinig. Cuoro
sick or bilious headach., sonr stomach, and
cle.tnsu the system and bowels. 2j conts a
vial.
Bleach ing agents are ustaully good
disinfectautu; that which can so disturl.
in organic compound as to dostroy itt
colour is capablo of either arre-ting ot
oompletitg the decompositions that
produce vile odours and are protlucoi
by organic germs or ferments.
Dr. Graves' lleart Itegulator cures al
forms ofi ieart lDisease, ner'vousnSess ana
sleeplessness.
Followiny the exampIle of Partsq, the
municipait-y of Algiers has estabhlished
a chemical laborattory for the analysij,
of food substances and the detootion o:
adulteration.
Fou DysrsrstA', tiiioa-sToN, dpressuion of spir
its and gene-ral iiltbility,in t liir vari ous for'ams;nmis
as ma prevent ave attainst fever andiim ngmue aand othli
intermilttenmt fevers, thme '"oerro-Pn'aosphtoratedl
Elixir of Calisaya" madia by C'asweli, Ilazardl & U.>.
New York, and l->nd b~y all Druggsts, i: thme bes
tonic. and for Ipattents recovering from fever c1
other stekness, it nas no0 equal.
STUFFED LOMATOEs -Ltemore the in
side carefully from large, solid tomaiones,
chop fine; to this add bread crumiba,
least bit of chmopped onion, b~uttor,
cream, salt, pepp, r and a little inmoietl
p)arsley; flli with this stulding and co)velI
with the top whichm you have sliced oi
at first. These make a delicious sidt
dish with fish, baked or boiledi.
JudlgoJ.M. Smaiit, N. Y., used sucesful1
2 bottles of' Dr. E~hnaore's Rthumaa ine-Gonta.
line for his 25-year old rhouimmathie gotut, aftet
trying lin vaina everything else. N-o says ii
RL. U. cost $500 a bottlo lhe wuldh buy It.
ROAsTED Toyarana. --Bemdve the
hard core, fill with butter, pepper and
stalt; cook with a squaire bit of bread;
set in a hot oven for twenty or thirt3
minutes, basting frequently with butter,
(last rin..
All unplasanmt feel ings, lthe .resultI of inm
terruptedi digesilotn, aire speeily eamioved
by GA.'TIdaNE. All druggists.
A Washinug/on inveintor hias patonted
a new telepnone taaunsmitter, through
which, it is claimed, that the voice car~
be audibly heard in a wvhisper at 75(
miles dlistance.
You would use St. P'atrick's Balve if ypou
knoew the good 'twould do-you.
A species of spider has ibeen foundl
on the Afrioani coast whose wob, long
and firm, resembles yellowv silk. An at.
te'mpt wilt be made to introduce it intt
France.
sktunmy Memn.
"WelsHealth Rtonewer"restores health and vigot
oures D~yspopsla, Impotencoe, sexuamtlDotbility. $1
.lirohitnc's ex ptrimetslt seem to sthou
that in the plant there are two opera
tions taking place--making sugar Iromi
carbonio acid and the convorsion of thme
same sugar into starch.
An Invaluablie strengthener for thme nerves, nus
e'les andI digest ive organt4, prodttemng streingm n tiam
ap~petlte, Ia Brown's f ron hItllers.
FRIED TOMATONs.-Slie large ripe
tomatoes, (lip in crumbs. cor flour, and
fry in hot buttor and lardt or dirippmngs.
The p Ills are warrantedt to be PUREIILY vege.
table, free from all tutieraml amnd othier pomoo.us
substances. They are a ce tain citre for Const.
pation. Siek lit-adache, Dyspiepih. ihaousness,
Torrid ~ive'r, Loss of Appetite, amnd all diseases
asngfrom the
Liver, Stonaaiel., Bowels or
Kidney..
They retnove all obstructions from the channel.
ol thme system and purify the blood, thereby in
parting health, strength and vlgosr. 'HohI b~y drug.
gista, or sent twmall for 26 cent i n stamps by
P. 1NIUSTAFEDTERt & CO.,
83 Meroer St., New York,
Sole Manfacturerg of blTR. B~ERNAIRD VFEGE.
TAIBLE FILLS.
Bead for euronlar.
Oam phor Milk i the best Liniment Prloe 26 onta
U
"NEAR THE NOSE."
A HUNTER'S EXPERIENCE.
.uroo, tr. Feb. soa
Daa 1c: war's hunter in Idaho and I)tab in lW
aqd firom eeomro and thirst jwas eotnpeI t drinm
aall water, ' avlng 'io ng easo for over 30 oure
Isurte myytem. ubringloxft0 o ay Ila.andre
adatd red myes, ne1 a asnose, whoh ormained
iod everythng I could id, and had the best ph
Miean in 0hicago oetorumeforovertwoyears. Finall
tried (11.1m Bubrolca SOAP, and it is a nec tha
alwa foer sikes om ing this soap tne pualio.
Ihave at all timuestold'everybo y of ie marvlous ourg
to me. I remain, yours sincerel,
FRANK 0. WELTS
Roon It, 40 Dearborn Street, ioglsage l.
GrLRNN'S SULPHUR BOA Pwill eliminate poisonous
Skim Diseases when al oher means harefulted; and will
quickly banish lesser afiotions and keep the skin clear
Aun beautiful. The genuint always bears the name of
0. N. Oslttentens, 115 Fulton Street, NowYork. Solo
Proprietor. For sale by all Druggists, or malled to any
addrs on roooipt of 80o. in stmaps, or three cakes
for Ise.
German earn Ramnvpr Kill Poirns and Bunionns.
This porous plaster is
H O famious for Its quick
and hearty action in
A TERPfcouring Lao ack,
P LA S ER ldihoutnatthun! Sciatica,
Crick in the Back, Bido or Hip, Nouralgia, Stiff Joints
and Mucles, Bore Cheat Kidney Troubles and all pains
or aches either local or eep-seatod. ItlootheasRtrength
ens and Stimulates the parts. The virtues of hops comn
bined with gums-clean arul ready to apply. Superktr to
liniments, lotions and salves. Prio 26 cents or 6 for
$1.00. Hold by drug.A G R A
gists and countr A OREAT
stores. Mailed on re
coltof psrico. Hlop I CE8
Plaster compa'y, Pro-SUCOESS
prietors, Boston, Mass.
t.* The best fanly pill nmndo-Ilawloy's Sitouiach and
Liver.l'lls. 2Ce. 'leasant ilt netonand easy to take
Nothing in the urid tatuul tv It fr th1.
nri rnata. Pipies, tiolt.. le tiltr. 4 ores,
Bore tiye, at-reurial liiscases. Catarrh. lots of
Apputhle, Female Comlplji . satll 0tood
dltea-s. It never falls. All drugglte aln
country store keepers sell It. 11. K. P11er.
A Co., lro,'s. l1itbttursI,, im, every hottle.
SOMESTUINO FOR EVELYISODY.
Reade Mark and Inwardly Digest.
If you have nausea, wantof appetite, flatulenoy,
dizzIness, feverish symptoms, you are suffering
from costiveness, and Hop Bitters is the SUr
Oure.
If your vital forces are depressed, if you have a
feeling of general hss.tude and weakness, are
easily fatigued, per -pire freefy on going to slhep,
are short of breath on every slight effort and have
a general feeling of il lanchioly and depres-.lon,
you are suffering froiu general debility' and Hop
Bitters removes it ail.
If you have a senmsetf weight or fullness In tite
stomach; a changeable appetite sometimes vora.
cious, but generally feeble; a mor.id craving; low
spirits after a full meal, with severe pain for soume
time after eating, wind rising on the stomach;
sour stomach; vomiting and fluttering at the pit
of the stomach, and a soreness over I; nausea;
headache, or some of these symptoms, you are
suffoilng froun dyspupsia, and Hop Bitters wll
permanently eure you.
If you freeze one hour, burn the next, and
sweat anot hee; if you are sufering all the tortures
of the Inquisition, one monent fearing you will
die, and the next f, aring you won't; if you have
blue naits and lips. yellow eves and ghost-like
complexion, you at o suffering -oin that miasmiatto
eurse, Bilious, Malarial Fever, or Ague, and Hop
Bitters will speedily cure you.
If you have a dry, harsh andl yellow sin, a dull
pain in thle right aide, extendling to the shoulder
blade and pit of thie .tomach; a tenderness over
the region of tile liver; a sense of tightness anti
uneasiness about tihe at W~elh and liver; yellow
ness of the eyes; bowels trregular;~ a liacking or
dry cough; li-regular appetite; shortness of breath
ing; font undl hantds oiti; tontguo coated white; a
<disagreeable ilaste in te miouith; low spirits;
bilitche.s oin the fatce and neck; palpmitation of the
heart; distuirbedl sleep; heatriburn; iltutte-if youa
have atiy of those syniptomns, yon are tuffeoring
from1 Liver Comialutn, and H1op lBitters onily will
cure y-im.
if on1 have a comhplaltut whic~h few unitersand
aIndl none will give you (-reilli, for-an enfeolled~
conduition; a gonettes. thtroutghout the whole sys
temt; wichig of t. e loawer limb-i, a dlest~e 10 fly
all to piiie.es tand n fear thtal you whl; a steady lose
o.f atrengl ithlamt he tih-any of these~ sympitoms
show that you tile suilferig from that hydra
htetded disease, nervoulrmwas, antd Ilop litters will
effctualinly i-ure you.
U you hayve brighst's dia -ase of theo kidneys or
any oliter di set e tof the l~ttys or urinatry organs
11l1) lhtieris is lthe onaly mcirdiclfne ton eairlh that will
permatnent oly eure ' ou Tit lrnti no ,t-her
CATARm R H ma o-mIn
trlils, wall be absorb
RFM BP e~ d, e'ec'unaly cleans
t)itlg the head of ca
Rh..RE IN tarrhlal virus, cauising
healthy sterotions. It
~ Dallays inflatnmatlon,
II~r~~iwsi\~f rane of thle nlasal
passages tromn ari
t-londt colds, com
pletelyhieals itoorces
aind restores taste
aund smell. A few
appIhetatliiis relieve.
- ., A Slhdroughu imsti
.g.nent twil posit ively
ER cure. Agreeable to
A -FE ER s"e. Send for c
lar. P'rtoo 50 cents
bymail or at drngrist.
ELY BRiOTHERSfl, Druggists, Owego, N. V.
DRiS. J. N. & J. B, lt BJ A mi.
OF !4ELF-ABUsE AND .\1Hltltti.\ Ll'/AIONU
should not hesiate to consi'lm J. N. and .l. Ii. HO
BBNSACK, of 208 Norit hSecond street, Pitadel
paethrby imail or hb' putm-,n duirlg the hour,
fro ry ..to 2 P. M.,tand 6 toi I P. M.
Advice free. Whosoever woulti know his cond)
lion and the way to improve it should read
"Wi8DOM JN A NUTSIH.ILL."
Sent on ecelpt of I-cent stamp.
$66 ao*eek n irnur o n o j.iozuad?6 oing
A Sture (huro for Elihlotin or Fits ini 24 hours. Frito
ptoor. Din. Knus.s' 4Arsenaliat..St. Loutis. Mo.
Rheum
BY"
The Greatest Bloc
Itoonusrxt, N. Y., A pr. 6th,'83.Pot -
Rheeumafw .%"nruy co.: Pon Bran, N
OHNvs -l have bteen a urest suf- JIiNE15i4f Nf iirj
ferer fromt Itheumnaiti for aix I had been doc
yearse andl Iearinig of the si-css or fobr years, wit
of ltheumatnuio Nyrulp I e~titnldedi ek-ans, for scroft
to give it. ti ir.al iln miy to n ease, cid ii, bult fotund i
and I chieerftuliy say that I have coinmenced taki
been greatly btenellied by its use. After taking it
I otn w--ik with etire fiee lolm my sufris~e it be
from pain, and tny general hioalih Continuing Ita us
ia ' ery mou It ln pr.,vedl. It is a I found myself a
silendi remedy for the blood As a blood purinh
antI debullltated systm. no equaL.
F. CHES~TERCI PAIIK,M. D. Mit,4. WILLi
Manuf'd by R HEUMATIC SYRUP CO
Three Parti
*Poinf/the Firs/.-BaoWN'S JR01
pound. It is a tonic gledicine, not a
preparation made to restore strength
an bar-rooms and taverns.
Poini the Second-BRoWN's Ii
Injurious. The most delicate ladies
use It with perfect safety and with gi
mn its remedial ageney, t is gentle in:
and imparting robust hecalth in the it
0 Point /t T/hird.-BaRoWN'S II
Chemical Company of Baltimore, a
tion is well-known to the businesi
pThere la no risk ini buying asc a .~
LOVELY
COMPLEXIONS
POSSIBLE TO ALL.
WhatNature deniestomany
Art secures to all. H1agan s
Magnolia Baln dispels every
blemish, overcomes Redness,
F'aekles, Saf lowness, Rough
ness, -am, Eruptions and
Blotches, and removes all evi
dences of heat and excite
ment. The Magnolia Balm
imparts the most delicate and
natural complexional tints
no detectionbeing possible to
the closest observation.
Under these circumstances
a faulty Complexion Is little
short of a crime. Magnolia
Balmn sold everywhere. Costs
only 75 cents, with Ifil di
rections.
DIAMOND INK POWDER.
A convenient and economical substitute for or
dittatry Il k. ColItaiAs iII con'entrated form the
Coliolents of best, railes of writilig Inks and
F11uia. By thi l e udltition of water a permna
lent freely Ilowing ink 1a protined, in color at
first a dar ptarple afftrwards chanlging to jet blacic
Sample packets stlicient to make one pint Malled
anywhere on receipt of 80centa. Prepared o..y by
1I1t0E & Co.,
149 & 151 (heatnu St., Newark, N. J.
!33A P V N.. ly lx Ibaesa,4 rer $1.
0 r I i o writtij, 2wtk. Batulaull.itunie, la.
UCUt E1M 1s*11L1N -AII A PiF'iai[ FOt CON
.jp ta 'astlta. a.k ha~ddasl t ai kitli)s oil 11&4
mxil. 10111-A 'o reet-t i jvrleo. 50 cents. JiRlj~ht
NE00.. DET11O MICH.
QAP.I F5IRE 1-Ota~gensaro inak-ig $1e.
S-. per inott .-tiiletotia g latiaial pletasret. to oqiara'c by
"nr n a m p .n% .. for "tro"ilar. " -. . W il .
061NX&C., 831 nrmoiliwly, X. Y.
8E dforth. 6~a H m r
FR R Health Helper"
E E HoEithM. U.H.lox104Buffalo,N.Y.
BUY A FARM IN VIRGINIA!
Everv in %11 wlanats to nIUv or SriL;. Viriia
ca Etate alhould wri t to YAOEIo & AIMPBELL.
=1 Estate Agouts. Gordonsvillo. Va. List free.
A 191;woasad or 1W o
PENSIONS. 0& o'ry't"d
to~ ~~~~14" Iicntiia1 A hl aiao ytelteeveryex. tier
to pen-dan.1- A hall"1ntito.1 yot ontitled. Cases. pronapt.
i et ed. 18 y- Kra oo emac. Address, F. ltEtall.
ER Attoraney. 04 . 6 iitarot, P1 ileol. a.
~IW~9yfor Young ann wtio
EMPLOYMENT ad uta t *a" A N
BO-INHCAS C'O1.LE', Nenark, N. J. Terms
only $40. Write for exruhare.
TURKISH LAXATIVE
Ask your Druggist for it I A relebrated remedy
for the ocure ot Iabitual Constipation or Costive.
ness anti all diseases arising therefrom; suolh as
.nd gestion, P1.ies, Torpid Liver, Dise.ses of the
Kidileyll; it .8 perfectly safe antli harnless. au(ntis
especially atlap ei to -ontipatio of Pregnancy,
Leucorrhw.a anti Diseasles pettliar to femaies.
Manuf'g., by TIlE CHESOENT MEDIUINE Co.
$1.00 Per But tie. RENS ELAER PALI., N. T.
Q END) for Illuatrate-d Catiiague 1teati EugmeasBaw
Daliaaitaaatioa Enao.fit adaurd anleaents. A B
arquhar.Peasayla'v.an.u Agr.oultural %sorkna.York,Pa
TO SPEVULATORS.
R. LINDiMLOR & to. A.. MELLER & Co.
6 & 7 Chamber of 66 Broadway
Commnerce. Chactago. New tork.
CRAIN AND PROVISION BROKERS.
bMember, of all Promainaent Produnce Exchaige. tic
New York, Ohcag. Ht. I .c1lanstad Milwaukee.
We have exclus iv private telegraph wireetween
Ohicago anal New York. Wila oxecute ordere nn our
in tIg paritiiars ne I t . r trIIOM lr O.
Ohicago.
ITSI STOPPEFREE
EEVDr.KLINE-s GREAT
NERVERESTORER
ma BRAail & :avs Dimaa 0-. s, .
Ppaf .as ahypyn aapreshagat: abos te
reesre ethd ny p 0 and m ta ad tas h
affite to D~a.K i ArchSt .ide itta Pa.
Dru giat BBsB0MITjfING FLADs
- r ao. .a ar. al. 13. Mayer Malin Omos
ly. L 1iat..lhiial..h Advice free stmp fod
mnonth: Ky no liousc. Readinu. Pa.. 2diftrc~o
cr~hnmonatisurahey House, HaiseburP.el
6th St. li tel. Piattsburgl Va. 7tatIe; Cu.
cis Hotel. Chca go, 1ub, i2th anal th.
IRtOR R. 0. Ia the qumiekoqt illeanin
4 \ lier, attmaio ia er amd ii
less caste. Braght's diman~r andl .a'ysapqla ina a w i-el
lnfl tamuator t ti.tia ator to linr d iht
tale 0 enrd wbtad eedinninoveryating it&.
EE BY REt UiN MAIL. -A ruli desertpuola ok
RE !blooDY's Nncw TaILIIn Systemn of Daasa
CUTi~awo. D. W. Moody&Co. 31W.9th.0incinnoati.O.
it EneW It~l, anil you shldi uise
W.CLARK'S INFAL~LBLE~e
~~ftamre relier HA
KIDDER'8 PATILLESIOBct
Phcteits Ptctra wai rauro yoiur ctahli. I icots 26 oc
$5 to 320 kad 1m'a e
Auc 4 aNF WA Ials k~ at, Uo esit Ifat
811 1
'Up.
d Purifier Known!
OUREDm NEURALG(A0OURED.
Y., Feb,. 20, '82. FAta'rT, N. Y., Maroh 12, '8A.
Rtheum~aa o yup 0o.:
Lrintrthree OKNr$ -s noe Novembier, 1899,
i ilretphyt- I have bteen a consttanat suflerer
lai asas'ore cali- from neuralgia and huave not
a rellef untail I known what it was to be free
ngu your iy'ru jifrom pain until I commenceti
a sb'ort tim~e, thetla use of Itheuamatici tyrup. I
gao t) help me- htave felt no pain since using the
e a few Weeks,, fouirth brltle. I think it. thae best
a well as ever, remned, I have ever hear.i of for -
ur, I think It has purify ng t he tloodi and for the
cuare of rteumatism anid nen.
AM STRtA NO. rai~gla. WV. B. CH ASh.
, I Plymouth Ave., Rochester, N. Y.
cular 1'oints.
* BITTERS is not an intoxtcatlng corn.'
drink. It is a skillfully compounded
and health; not a beverage to be sold
(ONi BITTERS Is free from everything
and the most enfeebled infants miay
-eat advantage. * While it is powerful
its operation, restoring wasted strength
ost efficient manner.
tON.BITTERS is made by the Brown
long-established house, whose reputa
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