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is ..'~ AGRiI/LUBE, A- oA T nanjfarmers Cofort tht selves with th4e notion that if they ohbi ieed with so'nte 'other farmer they doing a big thing. This is a ,wistal idea. Seed should be improved a taken from the farm where sit is groi and to which it has adapted itself. home is the place for improveme The idea that the little germ of a a< can carry the.good qualities of a gc farm'with it- is ridiculous; but- it < carry with it peculiarities in its nati (growth and maturity) acquired in c place,whie.i will be unsuited to anoth We therefore advise farmers to imprc the seed in their own land by carcful i lection of the best ears for planting. Coors. -It is important that theeoc for young broods be kept sweet a clean. It Is a good plan to set them the solid, smooth ground, and sprini a little dry earth or sifted ashes una the coop}severy day. This should all removed and the ground swept clean least twice a week. At this time year the coops may he set on dry, fre ground and removed a short distan every day. Thus they may be k clean and wholesome. POTATOES.-It is shown by expe ments that the appearance of the to of potatoes do not indicate the quanti of tubers. The earliest formations e be obtained from shoots planted seed. Cutting to one eye to the pie will produce lateness of formation ai smaller and fewer tubers. Cutting halves shortens the vegetating eye, ai produces tubers of uniform size. BOTS IN HonsE.-Give the horso,iz two quarts of new milk,, and one qua of molasses; fisteen minutes afterward give two quarts of very strong sage te thirty minutes after thie tea give thr pints (or enough to operate as physi of currier's oil. The molasses and 4 cause the bets to lot go their hold, tl tea puckers them up, and the oil e rics them completely away. Cure cc tain in the worst cases. A NEw JEUsEY poultry-l)reeder, aft tr3 ing the value of skimmed milk ai buttermilk as food for laying hens, ai hogs, came to the conclusion to di pense with the hogs and feed the mi to the fowls, as it keeps them in go laying condition in winter, and is cheap as an3 thing else that can 1 given them. le thinks poult can be kept with great profit on dai farms. FAn manure varies widely in quali and value, and it is only by the exerci of some accurate knowledge of the m terials which it is made that the farm can arrive at any true estimate of actual worth. There is nothing whi he ought better understand, for it is t nutriment of his soil, the food of 1 crops, the element on which his succt lurgely depends. A GOOD way to save warmth in t barn in cold weather, is to throw a to porary floor of scantlings and lot boards cver the driveway and cover with a few inches of straw or old hi leaving scuttle holes at convenia intervals, It, wilt prevent the hi of heat mnto the gr-eat empty spi aLove. Ir cabbages are set out one yard en way, nearly 5,000t. can be grown on c acre. Such being ihe case, it is a p: fitable crop when C successfually grown, this vegetable not only sells well, 1. on account. of its keeping qualities, fords green iood in witer for animi and poultry, to say nothing of the fi nly. TJo PniiyT~ i1liin K1cr o IN T: STA.LL.-Faiston a short trace eba about two feet long by a strap to eni hind foot. A better way is to have t stalls made wide enough so that t horse can turn in them easIly. Oki themr with a door or bars and turn I animaul loose. AMter awhilo he wvilt 1' get the habit. and stiurd tied witha lurther trouble. YEAu by year, and deorvedlly, as agus is growing in general estimuati< for It is not only one of the whlromo and dlainiticat of vegetables, but I very earliest. It is the most eas raise-d, too,for it requires bunt one pila: rng to servo a lifetime, never failing ceasing to yield its crop) unless aetua: destroyed by mamn force of maItre nment. FOUNDEnt CURIED IN 2-i IIouns.-IJ - or steamr stout oat straw for hmalf hour, then wrap it uound the hiors leg quite hot-, cover upl with wet wool rags to keep in thc steam; ini six hli rene w the application and give one pu linseed oil. Hie may be worked ni daiy. ARA n mAN CONDiITION I'owDEnrs.-Gror glgi n', 1 Ib; suiphrurot of antimony, itb; Powdered sulphur, 1 lb; saultpetro. itb. Mix all together, andt adiniisteil a mash, mn such quantities nas may reqluiredl. The best condlit ion pows in existence, PASTUn.E LAND.-OneC of the best n ternds for pastuire-iand is grouind boi if onece in five years fiye hiuLdredi pourn of bone be applied to tire acre; it c not only greatly imiprove thre graas,b< in quantity arnd quality, but alsoi prove the condition of thne cowa. MARKET gardening is a remunerat business when a man uinder stands it I it is far from being air easy road wealth for those who have all the (let t,o learn. IT is the little things regularly att (dcd to that nmake jpoultry keeping p The man who thinkls it too small a hi ness for him had better not n-aie poul for profit. KEEiP thne poultry busy i[ you wish keep them in heailthi, and make th - scratch il you wish for eggs; but k< them quiet and 'a oil fed if y ou wmise make them fat. THE most dimmuatiyo plant knowvn nature is tihe Arctic raspberry, which so small that a six ounlce vial will ii the whole, branches, leaves and allt. l(EP your fowls uderase nat . perature as possible. TIDY.-Strips of silk sewed like r rags and knit garter stitch wilt makl durable thly, or the pieces may sewed to a foundation.in whatever si they happen to be, with 'the ed turned in, and all tire aeams featl stitched with sowing silk, DiOME8TIO. Eeas may be preserved in several ige ways. One of the best waa is In brine; are brine that will keep eggs or six months ae or more Is made as follows. Take a pail, ud or an earthen jar is better, as it is less absorbing, cooler and will not stain the , contents; into it put one quart of lime, At to this add water gradually until it boils, ut then stir until the limo is dissolved; od then add one tablespoonful of salt, stir. an ring well, and when boiling has ceased, ire gradually add five gallons of water; the ne following day, when cool, the limo and salt having been of the right kind, there y will be found on the surface a thin coat ie lug, as of ice; break this gently and you will have a brine as clear as water, the limo having gone to the bottom. This is suoicient brine to fill a 10 gallon jar ps With eggs; into the jar should first be ad put a thin layer of the slacked lime, then on a quart of brine, then the eggs, laying ,le them in gently so as to avoid brealung, or for broken eggs will spoil and make the be brine unfit for use. As the eggs are at added. so add brine until within two of inches of the top. Put on clean muslin sh cover an inch wore in diameter than the ce outer dimensions of the jar; tuck it in pt snugly; on this put the remainder of the slacked lime, which seals it, and the eggs are pickled for just so long as you ri- kep the sealing lime wet by frequently ps adding lightly salted water. May and ty June eggs are the best to proeorve. in Another way to preserve eggs is, to put as some lime in a large vessel and slack it ce with boiling water until it is of the con id sistence of thin cream; you may use a in gallon of water to a pound of lime; when id It is cold pour it off Into a large stone jar, put in the eggs and cover closely. See that the eggs are well covered with st the lime-water, and, lest they should r. breal, avoid moving the jar. It will be well to renew the time water occasional f; ly. e UanadIan lsazaar. Mr. John Osborne, Musical Bazaar, To ronto, Canada, writes that his wife was 1 cured of rheumatism by the great pa!n r- banisher, St. Jacob's Ol; that he has r- found it an invaluable remedy for many ailments, ed Tu progress of science in relation to health is seen nowhere in clearer light id than in all matters pertaining to child krn's clothing. The long-sleoved, high d need knit wrappers, a perfect fit for a boy of five months, would doubtless as astonish the child's great-grandmother, ao The price, also, at which they are ry offered is suiprisinug, making it cheaper y to buy them than to make them out of old ones, when one considers the waste. It they are put on in early spring they t will become thin enough, in consequence se of the frequent washing necessary, to a- be worn all summer, and the mother or who adopts this sensible way of dressing its her child will be rewarded by its free dom from cold and restlessness. Lis ' * "Troubles'ofton come trom whence we least expect them." Yet we may otten prevent or counteract them by promlpt and intelligent actioe. Thousands of per.ons he are constantly troubled with a combina in- tion of diseases. Diseased kidneys ai<+l 1.0 costive bowels are their tormentors. They it should know that Kiduey-Wort, acts on y, these organs at the same tinme, causing iut them to throw oflf the poisons thot, haive >ss clogged thiem, and so renocwiniz the whole .c0 system. k'alThe D)iamond Dyes for famuzy use have no equials. All popular colors eaily chi dyed, fast and beautiful. 10 cents a paSck no age. as8 A cofnRESPONDENT asks what will ro ut move the "sline" from black silk. 'fhiis .i- cannot always be done; it depends oii ds how much worn it is; but sometimes it ii- can be freshoned surprisingly by spong ing with cold coffee and ammonia--a teaspoonful of ammonia to nearly a cup IiC ful of coffee. Use a very soft sponge or in a flannel cloth; rub voiy gently; anid, oh if possil)le to get along withiout so doinig, lie do not iroii the silk at all. Spread it lie out smoothuily while damp, anid pin the me) edges to ani !roning.tahic or board, andl lie let it dry in this way. If it is too miuchi 1- wrinkled or folded lay a cloth over the ut wrong side of the silk after 1-ponging, and iron it. mn, Cosiioovt N STAT'ioN, N.; Y., Dec. 28, 187'8 ast (U.ra -A nunor of people hiad beeni lie using your* J3tters here, aind with marked ily , efect,. in one( case,, ai Jady of over seven .t-| ty years, had been sickc for years, anid for or the pas5t ten yeurs lias not been able to be Ily aroulnd halt tac timie. About six months at- ago she got so feeble she was hselp/ess. Hier old remedlica, or phlysaiclans, bemg of no avail, I sent to D)eposit. forty-live miles oil away, nud got a bottle of I lop Butter's. it an imnproved her so she was able to dress her c' self and walk about the house. When she on l,adl taken the secondi bottle she wvas able ar to take care or tier own room anud waulk out. iir. to hier neighbor's, and has improved all tthe time smice. My witc and children also have dleruved great biencllt from their use. W. ii. IIAT'lA WAY, Agt. U. 8'. Exc. Co. itD. AinE says ho has curedl mny 1 victims of sick headache wvithi t.ho fol Slowing simple prescription: When the befirst symptoms of a headache appear Ior take a teaspoonful oh lemon juice, clear, fifteen minutes before each meali, an(1 thme same (lose at bedtime. Follow this m- up until all symp)toms are past, taking no other medicines, and youl will soon1 dabe freed fronm your pieriodical numsance. ill ith Murder wil out,so will the fact iht Car bohine, a dleodorizAed extract of petroleum, the natural huair renewer and( restorer, is the best prei)aration ever i mted anud ex .v eels all othier hair dIressings, as.thlousanids '3 f genuine certitlcates now inour p)osset >u,slon abundlantly prove. to rils FAN ORtNAMENT.-Remtove the wiro from the handle of a folding fan -anud join the outside stalks, or what is still Dn- better, remove one and then glue the '7 sides together. Tic a ribbon in the Isi- bottom, where the wviro was, and place try a circle of cardboard insaide to keep it from closing, it may be hung up b.y ribbons, but I prefer them fastened in to a corner. em 3ep For dtyspepia, lgestion, depressioin to of spirits and general debility, in their va riotus forms; also as a preventive against fever andl aguc and other iitormittent in fevere, the "Forro-Phosphorated Elixur of is Cahusaya,'' made by Caswell, llazard & Co, old New York, sold by all D)rugglsts, Is the best tonic; and for patients recovering from fever or othier sickness, ii has no i-equal.we ila To clean carp)et rugs ako etIda meal and sprinkie over them. Let it ag- remain for a short time and then sweep e a off, and your rugs will look as bright be as new. 'pc ges Jr the chamber carpo3t Is dusty, throw ici- dhtmp corn meal o,er it and sweep t AN KE8IS Mr.DS. ilsbee a ExternalPiloRemedy Gives instant relict and is an intallible CURE FOR ALL KINDS OF PILES. Bold 1 Druggistsevery where, Price #1.00 per box pr ttby mail. Sanmpls sent ee lo 1'h slolans al auaftres, P. Noustacdler& Co.. xn8981 ! w 'rl" '- n" " ...,,/r-. .-e- r r "Anak1(Y.a.' No dongs. Nu Dasinera-"A Nusumner Idyl" Fruna a 1Pa'avidenee Merehaant. Mr. George I. Davis, a fruit dealer at 297 Weetmin. ater street, bears his grateful testimony to the un. euqualed excellence of the production of one of our most skillful Providence Pharmaeis's. Mr. Davissays: "Last spring I was very greatly troubled with severe inflannnation of the kidueys, and it beimo so bad that at times I urinated blood, and my sufferings were intense. My condition was so painful that for a while I was scar:ely able to attend to business, and the a - Vero pains would oonte so suddenly and severely that I would be oblige-I to leave a customer whom I might happen to be waiting upon. During a part of the tinio I was unable to walk, and scarcely know what to do or which way to look for r:lief. At this timo a friend ro commtended Hunt's Itoneedy. I bok two bottles of it, and it took right hold of my disease and cured tme very speedily, and I have experionced no trouble with ay kidneys sineo. "Futirtuoro, Hunt's totuoly has strengthened me very much, and since I began to u to it I have boon able to attend to business, and am all right now. I heartily recommend it to all. What it l:as done for ne it will do for you who ero aillictod." Nalnered liar Twent. Years. "llon. To hua Tuthill, of East Saginaw, Mich., says: I "Count ite among the enthusiastic friouds of Hunt's Itemedy. It has privon in ny case all you claimn for it. Baving sufferet'for about twenty years with se. vore disease of the kfduoys (whic4 our local rhysician pronounced Dright's Disease). 1 ma lo a journey East to consult the eminent Dr. Haven. of Ilamatltou, New York, of whose famo in this specialty I had heard much. Dr. Haven exanlined mue carefully and ituply said: 'Go and got a bottle of Hunt's Itemedy and take according to directions.' After having travolod so far for trealient, it struck mo as rather funny to be di. reeled to take a medicine which I might have b)ught within a etone's throw of my owvn door; but I was in the doctor's hands, and of course I followed his advio., and right glad was I that I did s), for before I had taken Hunt's Itemedy half a d,ron tines I found Int monso benefit froin it, and by continuing the use of it for a limited thuo I recovered fron my trouble on tirely, and ant t r-day I tuInk, one of thu nost rugged of rugged Michigatnders. ''he world is indebted to 'ou, sir, for the promulgation of suco a mediumno, and i hope you may not go with :ut your relard." 0STETTER CREBR ATED STOMACH t Ilostetter's Stomach Bitters mueets the require tents of the rational medical phlosophy which at present prevalls. ItI is a perfectly pure vegetable rencdy , embracing ihe three important properttea of a prevetative, a tonie. anId an alterative. It fortifies the body agyainsit d !scase inivigorates and revila, izes Ilhe lorlind stomaicl andi live'r, unid effects a salutanry change ini tile eni ire system. For saile by all Druggists and Dealers generally. lRmembes' Th is, If you are sick IIop Bitters will sitrely aid Na lure In making you well when all else fails. If you are costive or dyspeptic, or are stuffering from any oter of the numnerous diseases of the stomach or bowels, it is your own ftault If y'.u re miatn ill, for 1101) Bitters axe a sovereign remedy I in all such conipilattuts. If you arc aating away with any form of Kid micy disease, stop tempting Decath ti mtomeont, anti tutrn for a cuire to llop Bitters. * If yon are sick witht that terrible slcktness Nerv ousness, you will find a "Blalmx in Giteand" in the use of Ieo Bitters. If yOtt are a freqeitenter, or a resident of a mias mat ic dlistriet, blarriendie your system asgainstt the scourge of all contries-mnalari al, eplidemic, bil ititt, andli intertitent fevers--by the use of Ilop Bilters. If you have rough, p imply, or sallow skin, bad bareath,t pains anmi aces, ati feel niserabsle gene rally, 11(op Billers wiltl gie you fair skin, rich C blood, anti sweetmeat lireth, healith, and( comtfort. Int "holt they cure all D)iseases of the smontachi, Bowels, Blood, Liver, Nerves, Kidlneys, Bright's D)Jsease. $500t wiil be paid for a case they will not t cure or help. Thi pour, beciritdden Invalidt wife sister mtothier tor dautghmter, caln )0 miade the picture of hlth, ey few bottles of hlop 1tliers, coating but a t'rine. Will you let themn suffer ? IS A SURE CURE for all diseases or the Kidneys and It sspclo to ntism prtant organ, enabling it to throw off torpidity and inaction, stimulating the healthy sceretion of c the Blilo, and by keeping tho bowola in free condition, ofiboting it. regular discharge. M aa I fourou ferfom si malaia, ha ethchills, aro biious, dyspeptic, oreonatUpated,Kiney Wort will surely relieve and quickly curo. In the Spring toeleanimo the System, every one should take a thorough course of it. 4l- SOLD BY DR UOQiSTS. Price $i. clhing in the werld equnt to il for the cure- 0f acrofuta. P'impies. nolls, Tetter, Old Sores, Sore EyCa. Mlercurial Diseases, Catarrh. leas of Appeuite, remaie Comtplaints, anti all Sloeo disea,es. It niecer rail.. All drugglots an,d country atore keepers sell it. II. s. Setilre' . a t'o., Prop's, 'iitttbnegh, en avery bottle. C". PNEWSPA Io s TilE SUtN'SI first ails ise to b trutthfulatti a fru; iats secondt, to writo ant enitertaining history of ite timnes int whtih we live. 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Pa, SUGUTOTT AndR heturtotus, U.TH Sanet you'llrmt y ina 1oda eoOd tha t i t, ibr you in re uo se Cetan. Mot. tYoung 3 onwic t., New. Aloe. DRS,. J. N. & Jo B. HO0BENS4ACKc. TIIOE AFlFICTlED WIl! 'I'llH EFFECTi' shloulil nt heaItte to consult J. .N. andt J1. 1i. 11(1. IHENSACK, of 208 Norih S9econdl street, P'hiiadel plilit, eiher by mnail or byv personi, dulrinig tile houlrs Ironi 8 A. Mi. to02 P. M., anti 0 to 91P. M. Aalvice ire,'. Whosoever woldt knlow htis t'oldi ioln Sitd the aa to improve it should read "WI'Si)OM IN A NUT'lEIILL." Sent on receipt o1 8-cnt atamp. CURE3 iWHERiALL ItS FAs.U I FI3cat0Cough syrup. Tastes good. *J U8014tme Sl by druggists.* HUMOROUS. AuONG the. spore of us who rushec into a railroad eating-house in Missis sippi at the call of "twenty minutes fol dinner." was a chap who had his mind up to say sc mething unpleasant wher he came to pay for his meal. He wat growling when he went in and he jawed all the while he was eating, and whet he slouched up to the desk to pay hit seventy-five cents he broke out with: "Them sandwiches are enough to kil a dog I" "What sandwiches ?" "Why, them on the table." '"But we have no sandwiches on the table, sir," protested the landlord. "You haven't ? Well, I should like t< know what you call them roasted brick. bats on that blue platter?' "You didn't try to eat one of those ?' "Yee, I did 1'' "Then, my friend, you had better go for a doctor at once I Those are table ornaments, made of terra-cotta, and were placed there to help fill up space Lands o' cats I but you must havo lived in a cane-brake all your life 1" The traveler rnshed into the car and bogan to suck at a brandy flask, and he didn't get over looking pale for three hours, And they were sandwiches after all - real good ham sand wiches made tha day. The landlord had adopted tha particular style, instead of using a club, *Revelation suggests the idea that from Woman comes the power to "bruise the serpent's head." The words take a nev meaning to-day since this is precistly what Lydia E. PInkbam's Itemediea dc for the physically diseased patient. Hel Vegetable Compound reaches the ultimat sources of the evil. Its action is gentic and noiseless, but it is more powerful than the club of 1lorcules.-Buzar. "PKEAxNo of curious concidences," said a lawyer who had business in the Uity Hall yesterday, "I think 1 have the most curioua case on the boards." "What is it ?" "One day last week a woman came t< me and engaged my service to file a bil for divorce. I hadn't got through witi her when her husband camo in to secure my services for the same thing. They were of the same age, had the same grounds, and had not met before foi months." "And-ypu took both cases ?" "Oh, no, that would have looked a little queer." "Then you sent one to another law. yor ?" "Oh, no, again. I am not furnishing clients to other lawyers. I saw that I was in a fix and that I must do some thing to prevent one or the other from consulting another attorney, and so I acted as a mediator and advised 'em tc settle their troubles and live together, which they have done," "What I You advise a settlement and lose your fee 1" "Not exactly," replied the lawyer, as he stroked his chin. "I charged twice as much for the advice as for securing the divorces '" Time Tetinuony of a Piayal eian'l. Jiiea ieecher, M. D., of Sigourney,Iowa, says: For several yearsI have been usainga Congll 3alsatn,called i)r. win. Ilall's Iant for the LuugS, and in alnoxt every cee4 thIroilihout uily prac:tico I have had entire Ha.e'te. 1 buve lHeti ati iure?Sribed hundreds o[ but iii bmee slnce the d yd ofr mny 'rmy p'ractice tIO63), when, I was sirgeona of Hlosuital No. 7, Louh,vilie, K(y. iIenr-y'm Unri,olie Salve. It to the Dest .9aive for Cuts, B1ruiaos, Sores, Ulcers Huit Rhbeun,, Tutter, Chapped Hlands Chilbilins. Corns anid ail kinds of Sklu Eruptions, Freck-los and ALL you have to (10 to set the phil ologists to work nowadays is to make up a wvord, and instantly they will be delvmng into languages dead and forgot tent, into Greek, Latin, Sa.nscrit, Chioc taw, Ohickaswv and Irish; and each one of a thousand of them will show you ex-. actly where the word came from, and ( ach will prove it, too, to his own satis faction. There is nothing like philolo gy. Perhaps it is well there is not. On Thairty Daijs' Triai. The Vol'aic Belt Co., Marshall, Mich., will send Dr. Dye's Celebrated Electro Voltaic Belts anti Electric Appliances on trial for thirt-y das tnmen (young or old) who are niilicted with nervous debility, lost vitality and kindred troubles, guaran teeimg speedy and complete restoration ot health and manly vigor.-Address as abiove.-N. B.--No risk is Incurred, as thirty (lays' trial is allowed. "DOEs a clergyman ever swear ?" asks a religious'weekly. We don't remember to have over heard oiie swear; but if that Indianau clergymian who recently rode six miles on horseback to marry a couple, and upon returning home found that the fee p)aid him was an okd-fah jooied copper cent, which lie thought was a $20) gold piec-if lie didn't swear, it was because lhe couldn't think of the right words at the time. Catarrh, of the lIat1iI.r. Stingling irrItatIon, inlainmaati, alt Kidiney antd Uriniary Coniplaint, cret y "nit uhu-ai a." $1. "'Tux boy clumb the tree and mlade the coon git," wrote a Montana teacher on the blackboard. "Now, pupils, where's the bad grammar in that~ son teiicc?" None dared hazard a coujec hire. T1he pedagoge called them a sot of wvoodeni heads, with brains ase soft as squhash pie. 'Thln hie triumpnlhantly altered the "'git" to ''get" and bade them admire the pure, unadulterated seiitence i(s it stood fresh from the hands of a master. l"AitMINOTON,1I ...-D)r."\M. TI. (liie gayg; "1 p'reRribe lirown's ironi nitters in mny jaractice anul it gives satisfact on.'' .THEREc is sonie agitation ni certaill eni clos on account of wine being charged wvith carbonic acidl gas. We can stand it, bijt wvhat hurts us is the wino chargeui with 1)en and ink, and the figures lo01< as big as a clothing signi on a suburban bullet in, Malaria, chills, posit ively cured by Emnory's StndardJ Cure Pills. Thelir equal unknown; Aiugar-co'ttedt: no gripmnar, 25c. JF the fellow who got oli' the origina] plumber joke could collect a royalty up. on all the hits, good bad and indifferent, that his wit called forth, lie would nou be ats rich, peirhaps as the ikum There we go; it comes s'o namural t< refer to the plumbcr as the synonym o] wealth I (Iastrine. 'The inreasinig <leanxd for t his prepanra tin ah* s at hu "ho.d reimedy f. r intliige.st to ai.d dly-pep in is sutiiIenit prioofoi itse:ttiency THEs blackened lights of our old pie turecs m.,y be instantly restored to thei; orlimai color by touching them with (dentoxide of hydrogen, diluted with eight times its weoight of water. WVhei dry wash the part treated with a cleat sponge and lnfre warm wnas. "Mt dear man," said the doctor, as he sat by the bedside of a Wall street speoulator, your case is a very serious DUOe.' "In other words I have sold short," replied the patient. "That's It, exactly. It is my -duty to Inform you that you may not live three lays." "In other words, if the market falls mother peg my broker will sell me out," "That's it." "Well, it's best to look the situation quare in the face, doctor. I'm going .o put up more margin and hope for a veactiou. Bet you $100 that my under iaker is scooped if he has booked me for gay delivery." It is needless to add that he will soon )e on the street again. Lord Byron, in reference to a beautiful ady, wrote to a .friend-"Lady - has een dangerously ill, but now she is dun/er nisly well again." American be les, w ten tttackeu by any of the ills that flesh is heir o, inay be kept killing, and avoid being tilled by taking Dr. R. V. Pierco's "Favor to Prescript.on," which banishe t feminino ,veaknesses, and re- tores the bloom of Iealth. By all druggists. LIrrLr Molhe was caught by her mother stealing apples from the tree zld severely rebuked. Her mother told tier she must not touch those apples, is she was going to make preserves of them. On the following Bundaylittle Mollie's 3chool-teachor asked het- why God for bade Adam and Eve to eat of the tree in the midst of the aarden. "Because He wanted to make pre serves of the apples," was the childish reply. "Fl ist a cough, carry in oil, And theni a colihn they carried me ol in I" This will not be your epitaph it' you take your cough and Dr. R. V. Pierceo's 'Golden Medical 1)iscov"er" in time. It is specific for weak lungs' spitting of blood, night sweats, and the early stages ot consaup liou.. By all druggists. THERE are forty-two different shades in kid gloves this spring, This number might bo increased by imitating the shade of disappointment that passes over a lady's face when she sees some other woman with a prettier pair than kier own. Thront, ironlchilal, anu Lung Diseases. t Specialty. Send two stainlis for large reati-e giving s'elf treatmnent. Address W'OuL>'S D)ISlENsAnY iE:>1cAtl. Asso IATrloN. ulitalo, N. V. FINELY-GIATED norseradish root, thor ughly rubbed up with white sugar and taken slowly, cures hoarseness. *~*"Filgures are not always facts, " but he incontrovertible facts coacernin Kid - Icy Wort are better than most tlzures. ?or Instance: "It is curing everybocly" vrites a druggist. "Kidney-Wort. is tle nort popular nedicine we sell." It should >e by right, for no other medicine has inch specltic action on the liver. bowels nd kidneys. Do not fail to try it. Y'J'ITo most brilliant shades possible n all fabrics are made by the 1) amond )yes. Unequalled for brilliancy and du ability. 10 cents. TEi touchstone by which men try us s most often their own vanity. DKLRYVAN, WIS., Sept, 24, 18'78. GuNTs-I have taken riot quite one bottle f the iiop Bitters. 1 was a feeble old nan of 78 when I got it. Tro day I am es active and feel as well as 1 dId at 30. see a great nmany that need suchl a mnedi inc- D. BOYCE. VIRTUE often trips and falls on the harp-edged rock or poverty. Ladlles and all suflterers from neuralgia, hiyste Ia, ail all kinireal comnplints, will fluid wnlhouit rival nrown's Iron usit terms. IT is a proof of boorishness to confess favor with a bad grace. "lRoughm on Corns." Ask for WVells' "Bough on Corns." 150,. QuIck, omnpiete, permanent cure. Corns, wiarts, bunionis. AN effort made for the happiness of thers lifts us above ourselves. Chirolitin collars andl cuffs will not, urn yellow nor grow stiff, like cther Tu most unhappy of all ni is lhe rho believes lumnself to be so. Dr. Kline's Great. Nerve Restorer ls thme iarvei of the age for all nerve diseases. All tstopped tree. Hend to 981 Arch Street' h1aeDi.l'a. MEN possessing small souls ar-e gen rally the authors of grecat evils. Ladies. and chuluren 's boot.s and shoes annot run over if Lyon's Pantent [ec) Itiffeners arc used EVERmY noble crown Is and on earth ver illh be, a crowni of thorns. Don't. Dio In the l[ouso. "Rlough on lmt." Clear-s nut rats,nmlce,reachem, edbugs, IIies,ants,moiles,chipunuks,gophiers. 15c. A vinTus of paganism is strength, a irtue of Christianity is obedience. Poewr STuVENsoN, D)AKOTA Tvxu.----tev. Jamo' tcCarly sas: "lirtown's treon Iitters emiied mec of WHEtN a mant resistsi sinu on human riotives only, be won't hold ont long. E l E ETS fine wrtIing paper-, in blotter, wtth c,ltendair. b), paltl for 21ne. Agenis uited. EvONonYv i*RINTINii Co., Newury crt, Miass. FRAZER - AXLE GREASE Eest in tme wortld. het the genutee. PEvery packue hasi nuer tradelu-ne,ork imnd is narked krazer-'s. 5 0 L D) OVER YWiE ERE. r*aot' Itehigfo an canS. Ak yourdug 0 GMEN lai "rav.nrn ean 'rculars free. VALENTINEni () Jainesil:o.in. WORMSI !n tho human body E RA DIIATED busing INFPA L.LIBl.E S~' SWFORt MAILC fY ALL DJRU(WiMT. PI UM Morphine Habit. 0 iu ilii ose c.re .state aSo. DR. IIA RSHI,Qun .Meh Those answering an aUver'eisementg will confer a favor upon t he advem, 1msev and the r nbieneby statin hat they saw Ehe adetsmn T7w .4' HEALTH IS. AH ealth of BEoy Is Wealth of Mind DR. RAD WAY'S garsaparillian Resolent. THE DRAT BLOOD PURIFIER. Pure bloM makes sound Desh, strong bone Slid clear skin. If on would have your nesh Arm, ,our bones so without caries, and your com.. lexion far, mse Radway's. Sarsaparillian Resolvent. A remedy composed of ingredients of extraor. lnary medical properties, essential to purity, es pair and invigorate the broken-down and rsted Pasa, 8A and Psiuu isHt in Its trea Weni and cur. SA adPIA No matter b hat name the complaint may be lesgnated, whether It be scrofula, consumption, yphlls, uloers, sores, tumors, bo pelas or Mt rheum, diseases of the lungs, dneys, bind er, womb, skin, liver, stom h or bowels, ither rhich supplies the waste and builds and r9paims hese organs and wasted tissues of the system. f the b is unhealthy, the process of repair rho Sarsaparllllan Resolvent rot only tosaeompensating remedy, but secures he harmonious action of each of the. orns It atablishes throughout the entire system function. 1 harmony and supplies the blood ves ele with a pure and healthy current of ew life. Tus Sn, after a few days' use f the Barsaparlllian, becomes clear and eautlful. Pimples, blotches, black spots and kin eruptions are removed; sores and ulcers soon ured. rorsons suffering from scrotula, eruptive Ilseases of the eyes, mouth ears, legs, throat and lands, that have accumulated and spread, either rem ncared diseases or mercury, or from the tso of corrosive sublimate may rely upon a cure the 8arsa arWlin is coninued a suffcient time o make its lmprdssion on the system. One bottle contains more of the active prinol iles of Medicines than any other Preparation. 'aken in teaspoonful doses, while others require Iye or six times as muoh. One Dollar a Hottle. R. R. Radway's Ready Relief1 rhe Uheapest and Best Medicine for Fabnily Use In the World. In from one to twenty minutes never falls to vllove Pain with one thorough application i matter how violent or exc-uciating the .pain, he Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Crippiqd, Nervous Neural o or rostrated with, disease nay sufaer, RIA ISAY'6 READY RELIEF will ifford instant ease. NFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION Olt THE BLADDER, [NFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, BORE TIltOAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION OF TIE HEART, EIYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA, CATAlRIIl, INFLUENZA, IEKADACH1E, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, -OLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS, CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES, BRUISES, LUMBAGO, SCIATICA, NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS, JOUGUS, COLDS, SPRCAINS, PAINS IN THE CHEST, BACK or LIMBS are instantly relieved. MA LA RIA [T ITS VARtIOUS!! FOfl.Mlg, FEVERI AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cured for 80 eta. There is not a remedial agent in this world that will cure IMyeer and Aguie, and other Malarious, Bilious' Scarlet Typhoi Yellow and other fevers (aided by IAM~ WA'SILIS)so quickly as RADW AY'S It will in a few moments, when taken internally eccor(la to a rth ircin cre Cramps, Spasm, sia Paipitation of the lieat , Cold Chills h ysterIcs, Wind in the Bowels, an rall nii ernal n.Clc Traelers ah~oold alway carry a btl of RAD drops in water will prevent sicki aes or pains from Ihane oater Itisua better tha French Brandy~ ioers an Luaxbermnen should always RAD WAY'S Regulating Pills Perfeot, Purgative, Soothing. Aperi onts, Act without Pain, Always teliable and Natural in Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR OALOMRTL Perfectly tasteles elegantly coated with sweet zm, purge, reguat, purity, ceanse and streng RADWAY's Prru2 for the cure of all disorder, of the 8tomuaca, Liver iBowels,>Kidneys Bladder, Female Qomplaints, ~ervous Diseases, I'uss of Ap petie,'nheadache Constipation, Costiveness, tndi etin, f yshepc::, Biiusness Fever, lannamma the Internal Viscera. Putrely vegetable, contain ing no mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs, SW" Observe the follcwing symptoms resulting fom Dase of the Digestive Ogans Constips Head, Acidity of thes Stomach, Nausea Heartburn, Disgust of Focod, Fullness or Weight inthe0 Ste' Sh our Bructations, Sinking or Fluttering at he Hheart, Choking or tiuffering Sensations when ina lying posture, Dimness of Vision, Dote or Webs before the 8igh, Fever and dull Pain in the [lead, Deficienc of Perspiration, Yellowness of the Skin and ye,Pamin Luthe Side, Chest, J~,and Budden Fushes of Heoat, Burning tn A few doses of RADWAY'S Pirns will free the system from all the above-named disorders. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS. PrI.e, 58 Oents Wer Box. READ "FALSE ANDI TRUE." Send a letter stamp to R ADWAT & CO., No. 53 Warren, Ce. Church St., New York. Wlfrmation worthI thousandls will be sent To thse Pubie, Be sure and ask for R ADWAY'S, and see thA the s--e -IR"-is on what you bu,. SH AR COAL L htkh~roajl h > A r ~II TI an orn y mi ' lrons. P. W. ZIE ULEIt&t-o.Philadelphiia,Pa' $60j t 5-TON JONES OF BINGNAMTON, " TH E BEST UIS' CHEAPEST,. iNTST HRESHE RS fAl iieaeri atlon c ERIANREME O R E o Rheumatism, eural gia Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Hoadache,'Toothache, more Tirannt a leingatSprias, "aI iasief, lunss, Sicnids, k rost 11111s, sND ALL OTIl'IR IUDILY PAINS AND ACHES. Bol oy Druggists and Dealers everywhere. Fifty Ceutaa bottle. Ulireotlons Ini 11 Languages. 'ill CItARLi"E A. VI0VIXEi2t Co. (Suocsser. ". vIEKt.LB!.) sDinmre. Md.U.. A. WOMAN CAN HEALTH OF WOMA S PATHIZE WITH IS THE HOPE 0 WOMAN. THE RACE \ t LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VEGETABLE COMPOUND. A Sure Cure for all FEMALE WEAK' NESSES, Including Leucorrheea, Ir. l'ogular and Painful Menstruation, Inflammation and Ulceration of the Womb, Flooding, PRO. LAPSUS UTERI, &o. tL'Pleasant to the taste, efficacious and immediate in its effect. It is a great help in pregnancy, and ro lieves pain during labor and at regular periods. 'ltYSlClAr8 USE IT AND PRESCRIDE IT FREELY. t3Foa ALL WEAKNESSEs of the generative organs of either sex, It is second to no remedy that has over Leen before tho public; and for all diseases of the K IDNEYs it is the Greatest Remedy in the World, C-WIIDNRY COMPLAINTS of Either Sex Find Great Relief in Its Use. LYDIA E. PINIKIEAM'S BLOOD PURIFIER ill eradicate every vestlgo of hisumors fronw the Blood, at the ennio timo will give tone and streggth to the system. As inarvellous in results as the Compound. tWlBoth the Compound and Blood Purifier are pro. pared at 233 and 23 Western Avenue, Lynn, blase. Price of either, $1. Six bottles for $5. The Compound Is sent by mall in the form of pills, or of lozenges, on receipt of price, $1 per box for either. hirs. Pinkham freely answers all letters of Inquiry. Enclose 3cent stamp. Bend for pamphlet. Mention this Paper. $g'LvIA B. Pi x's LTvRRe PR.s. cure Constlpa, tion. Iiellouseess and Torpidity of the Liver. 26 cents, *-Sold by all Druggists.-V 0) FOR THE PERMANENT CURE OF :CONSTIPATIONs ? -No other disease Iso prevaleat in this coun. E itry as Constipation, and na romnedy has ever *equalled the calobrated Kidney-Wort as a c E euro. Whatever the cause,.however ohstinato ii 45 the ease, this remedy will overoome it. .. ~ PU LE I TIS distressing eom- @ 5 omeplicated witheonstipation. Kidney.Wort a y strengthens the weakened parts and quiekly O oures allkndc of Piles even when physieians g Sand medicines have beforo failed. c 42- t3rIf you haveoeither of th~ rublees e SPR'3E I. USE Orugarsts SeN A Skin of Beauty is a joy Fore.ve, DR. T. FEILIX GOURAUD'S orlental Oream, or Magical Beautifier. .5 emoves Tan andm every beauty, and oIrj - . years.an be sure the made.Acp Dr. L. A. Sayre.sad to alady o the W'roN( pa Goursud aream asheleat harmful f alltehkI reparations." One bottle will last sIx months, ueeling iaverhn dAlso Poudre Oubtie removes superflu. Fo Oae lIT A oe P rep.,48 Bed s.N hreughout the U. 8, Canadas and Euope. 872e. aeof bas ImtatIns. 31.000 Reward o arrest and ITSSTOPPED FREE Insano l'ersons itestored Dr.KLINE'S GREAT INPALLI w. if t nas cirevie<. / 1.1 a/w receid Stun nec. P. C) c - aireuf c.a~ 4 t P1 Ia Pa.. J vlore. eetaat fir ro. iy. WVI- h bit iilr emnh Oi.-c es~ hjodys of cnlt noneth: Keystonm lnouso. Reatding. Pa. 2d tetmrday of nde meimtr'.; ei lier eeHtse, ii.erriabur.g. P'a.. .%h and( t i -t.e,i h. I ts>tg a t th( i . cl 10id. hi, 40, ii d, 12th aned hith. PUMMurplise 15eabit Cseed isa 10, tOPU 20 dlays. Nes pasy till srd sfl. J. tiTli'HEgNe, lalef6non OJ'.M D -L'IAN JRNILRI COrIi'. Newr N.J rmas *nAt El re 34 ada nomeeaslm1do Cstl Lay the Axe to the Root If you wolId destroy the enn kering worm. For anyl exter' lnat pain, sor'e, wounId 0or lme ness of man11 Or bieast use0 only MEXICAN MUST1ANG INi MENT. It pen1etrates all nas11 ele and flesh to the ver'y bone1, exp)elling aHi Iinlifmmathioni, HOreness5 and4 ~1 pa in,an hiealinig the diseased part as no other L4inIimni t ever d1id 0or cani. So satith the experlince of two genelrtiOnIs of suifferer's, and1( so ill you say 8~whenk gVOu have tried tf1e "Mustang.