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'M 7 d . Bx Rbr AaL.-A season of activi ty L9 near at hand. Spring is coinng with its presodg work. Are farmers ready for sowing and planting? Every implement should be provided beforehand, that no time may be wasted in making purchases or repairs after the work should begia. We have known a halt day of plowing to be lost because the whiffietrees were not at hand. Some farmers start out with their spring plowing without a single plowpolut in stock, and when one is needed,the team is taken from the field and driven to the store. Such a loss ot time is a serious mat ter, and should be thoughtfully guarded against by ample provision of all such arti cles of the farm. It Is a poor time to mend a barrow when it should be at work in the field. We do not favor that economy-if it may be so called-that relies upon the neighbors for many of the tools of the farm There are certain farm implements that may be owned In partnership,. as a roller or reaper, but the constant borrowing of rakes, forks, etc., is not a wise and econ omical practice. Be provided with all these essential farm tools, and have them In good order, and at band when the time arrives for using them. 1ow Is the time to look to these mat ters, and make all needed preparations for the busy days that will loon be here. In The peace of winter prepare for the war of spring. TAMI EnE.-One of the prime secrets of success in sheep breeding is to have quiet, tame animals. This is true in all branches of breeding, and ne truer or any than in sh(ep breedirg. A wild flock of sheep will not be as profitable as a tame flock of the same natural quality.- In order to have the sheep tame they shiuld always be treated in the ki;dest manner, and coniderably petted when that is prac tical. If a flockmaster begins early with the lambs, hancliog them often, aud be particularly cateful never to seate them,he will stand a pretty good chance of having a time flock; but it is scarcely necessary to say that he must see to it thit they are not harrassed by anybody or anything. 11 there is a dog on tho prem!Ees, keep him from interfering with the sheep, if you have to kill him. The flock is worth much more thau the dog. Hire help must be taught to go among shcep gently. Give ther good care, kind treatment, and pro tect them from the anoyances of the cuar acter we have named, aid the result will be a tame and quiet flock, if it has any natural merit in it, COLTS should not be permitted to stand on a plank, cement, paved or any hard floor the first year, as those are liable to seriously a ffect the feet and legs Unless the yard where the colts run in the winter has a sandy or fine, dry, qraVel!y soil, it should be well littered, so as to keep their feet dry. Mud or soft, wettish ground is '1 apt to make tender hoofs, no matter how well bred they may be. One reason why the horses in one district grow up superio, to those in ano,her in hoof, bone, muscle and action is bocause it has a dry himestone and silicious soil. When the mare is at work do not let the colt run with her; and if she comes back froim tier w ork heated, allow her to get cool beloto suckling the colt, as her overhetted milk Is liable to give the foal diarrL 0. Tru, following combination of figures will give a faint idea of the ceaseless, pa. tier.t and rapid work p)erformed by the honey bees auring the few ehort weeks when everything is favorable for a good honey harvest. 1t is a muatter of wonder that, the dlays of the w.-rk,'r are "d wjidedi t,o t,he shc.rrest span?'' 1t as estlmatedi tat. f. ~125 clover blossomis contain one gramm,e or sugar. As eachi t) oso ii conisists of GO cal3ces, at ktast. 120,000 by 110 or 7,500, 000 cal ces umust' to rifles to aniord a alto gramine of suacar, and as honey conatains 75 per cent. of sugar, it requirea 0,600.000 calyces of clover to 3 ield a ailograinme oft the former; hence we may asmaginie the countlhss number of flo)wersi that thce bec' must visit to l'e able to stuck their hives with honey. _____ TATr "E4astern methods" of farming are equally weli adapted to tihe baoad pirairies or the West is shown in the experience of Mr. A. lAier, who thirteen years ago moved fromn the E.ist to the high prairie land in Marshall cotanty. Kanisas. Mr. lIeser fnrms but eighty ac, buit lhe haas been remairkably succesiful, and Is suc cess has, observes the Topeka Fa~1rmfer, in spite of drouths, verified the repe:atedi * statement thnt, more grain can tbe raised from a well tilled field of tea acres than from forty acres poor ly tenided. THE parts of atnimals generally usaed Ior glue-miakting are the paring oh hides ati shins liom tauntrie and slaughter nouases kL(own as glue pit ces, fleshing, pelt,s from furiu-rs hoots ahid ears ot cattle, hoies - and sheep. Animal skins ini every form, - when unacted upon bsy tannic tncid. are ex cellent material for the glu3. maker. it is said that the l:aiings of oxtn andh oth(r thick hides make thne hest glue. Fish-.bones the core of hoerti, sinews sand animal inem brance are all utdlized for lihe ease putrpose, LAMDS can be made to shear from two to four pounds more woof by a little extra care and ferd (luring the winter. The extra wool will mo,e than pay for the ex tra feeding, and the result wIll be a much larger and sti onger sheep. For this put pose fced good clover hay, with brain, oats and corn mixed cqualhly. AT the Dairy Show at hlllwautkee the fancy cheese exhaibit was very large, and while sense r xhibits wer e of l oreign man ufacture, the greatest part of the sap-sagos I3riekstone, Roque'ort,and all other kinds, fasgiert ano olherwise, wete of American i.anruiaetui; shbowlig that% no climate or country Is sale fromn tankee imitation. T'nE white or a hen's egg contains 84.8 per cent, of water, l2 of alburmen. 2 of fat, nugar, and membbranena, and 1 2 per cent, of inineral inatter; but the yolk corn talns 51.5 pe'r ce(nt. of water, .15 of cateine and albumen, 80 of oil and tat, 2.1 of col oring mratter anti 1.4 per cent, of minieral matter. TnE economy of Icetding wheat screen ~' ings when whole wheat can be botught at r~ present pultes. Is Couubtful. 'lhere is a great deal of fotul reed in seiecniungs, a large portion of which wall be scattered over the farm along with tIre poultry ma nure. A PeCRTABJLE boiler rs a handy thing to have about the premises, andl almost ~a ne cessity for a poultry-raiser. Unmarketa. ble vegetatiles, bones andl scraps from the i~. butcher, ano stich things, can be utilized by boilhng thetm for the poultry. 7 CBnACECL1GS or pcrk scraps boiled up ~e-~' into mnusb, with meal and bran, make a capital dish for the litt,le chicks this nmonth It as just as good for laying or fattenIng purposee. Tan odor of Ca oina tar, applied on the ietothe bh alth of the oecupants. Crude carbolic acid, spplied to the ur.dcr side of tbe perebes, ia also a good thing. DOMETIO. A PLuMs STAND. --1rootte three round sticks of Lthe right length, for the legs; a round piece of pine biard, or a barrel cover, for the table, and some plush of a desirable color. Out a strip of the plush of the right length to cover the logs, and sew it with silk of the same color, where it will be. least noticed. Uather the ends together, and sew them firmly. Nail the cover to the ends of the legs, and put a broad hoop around the cover, and nail it firmly to the cov. or and to the leZe. The legs tre crossed in the middle, and bound firmly with wire. A bow of bright o:lored ribbon is tied around the legs where they meet, to hide the joint. The top is covered with the plush drawn tight, and a lam brequin is ftted all around with braid or gimp over the seam. Out the lam brequin in one piece with scallops, aid pointed tabs alternately, bind them with ribbon, and hang chenille tassels to each point. The lambrequin may,be lined with silesia or muslin. Embroid ered work may be put on the latubrequin as well as in the centre of the cover. This makes a handsome light work ta ble. and if the top is made of a cheese box lined inside, and half the cover hinged with a lid, it will become useful and handy, as well as pretty. JULIRNNE Sour.-Fry a chicken, a slice of pork, soma trimmings of fresh veal and two large onions; then put them on to boil with a gallon of cold water and some parsley; ukim well, and when reduced to half the quantity, strain. Parboil two carrots, out thei into any fancy shapes you choose, then toss them over the lro in a ttle hot butter until they begin to browa, spriuk ling a little pepper, salt and sugar over them- Cut two turnips with a vegeta ble cutter, and parboil them until quite tender. Out ten or twelvo looks and a head of celery into rings and a head of cauliflower into iloworets. '.l'hrow the leeks, otulilower and celery into separ ato vessels containing boilng water, and let boil two or three miuutes; theu add them to the blilng broth. Let the soup simmer for halt an hour, theu add the [eart of a lettuce cut into rings; when that is tender, add a tablopoon. lul of caramel, pepp_r and salt to taste, the carrots, turmijs, and hadf a toacup ful each ol green peas, and asparagus heads, boiled quite tender. Pour the soup into the tureon and drop in it poached egg for each person at the table. RAGOUT OF MurroN.--A ragout of cold meat Is a... appetizing dish if oarefu' ly prepared; in uupraot.wed hains it is usually an uninviting one. The follow lowing recipe w 11 prove a very good preparation: Slice thinly two turnips, two carrots and two onioins; mielt a tat blespoonful of butter in a sauce-pan, put in the vegetables and brown them. Sprinxe in a little flour and stir the whole to prevent browning too quickly, turn them out on a hob dish until wan ted. (ut cold, roast mutton into square pieces and brown them on each side in the same pan in which the vogetables were browned; then add half a pint of hot stock salt and pepper, a little chopp ed parsley and tho sliced vegetables. SLuimer gently until the -vegetables are tender. Arr mge the v .getablI in the centre of the Ulila, with the meat as a b>order; pour the sauce over all and servo. EIPPnB liU'mT PUDDINo. --Oore and p)eel eight or ten apples, put in a dish, alI the places from whicn the core have been takenm with sugar and a very small picce of cinnamon-stiuk, cover and bake until haIlf(done, Beat the yolks of four eggs light, add oine cup of flour with oue t'2aipoon of baking powder siftedc with it, two taiblespoons of powdleredl sugar, a half-pint oi milk. Stir all well tegother, add lastly the wvhites of fu eggs beaten to a froth. Butter a baking dish, put in it the half-baked apples, pouir ov.er them thte prpae butte. The apples nmust be qunine cool before adding thei butter. Bake in a wcil-hieat od1 Ovtn thiree-qulartors of an hour, berve wvith a cream sauce. To UnE Cor.D MUrroN on BEEF. - Chop it line, and put it in ai aaucopan with a cup of gravy or of soup stnoik, season with pepper and1 zah, and seat tor ove r it, stirrmng all thie timo, a table sponiful of flour; lot the meat heat gradually, andO, when ''boilnug hot," set the pan on the back part of the stove, and po.uoh sonmc eggs to servo with the meat: Wh1ena the eggs are done, put the meat on ai phaitler, and lay the ugga around the orige. Th'lis receipt is very gouti withount the eggs. Utl beelsteak tastes lhke buck- bird served in this way, BnEAD 800FFL.-Pour a quaurt ot boiling milk oveor one pound of stale bread, Let it stand until soft, then beat to a smooth pulp, add the well beaten yolks of eight eggs, quarter of a p)ounid of bntter-, quiarter of a pounUd of suxar, grate orange peel to tate, half a pound of raisins, a pinch of salt and the wecll-beaten whits of eight eggs .Bake. Borvo with wvine sauce or rich cream. BuT at any drug store one ounco of eamiphorated oil and live cents' worth of chlorate of potash, and whenever a soreness,appeara in the throat, put the potash in a haalf-tumbler of waiter and gargle the throat: then rub the neck thoroughly with the camphorated oil at night before going to bed, and also pin around th 3 throat a small strip of woolen flannel, ThEnB is nothing bettor for a eut than powdered rosin, Ouit a few cente' worth, pound it until it na quite fine, put it is a east-off spice box with perlorated top, thon you can easily sift it on the cut. Put a soft cloth around the injured member, and wet it with water once in a while; it will prevent inllammnation or sOrenobs. STo2Nn CnEAM -One quart of milk, haif box of gelatine, augar to taste, MIx wvoll and put on to boil, then add the wvell-beaten yolks of three eggs, and stir until it thaickenas. W~hen clone, fla vor to taste ith vainillai, and put it into moulds. ROAST RED- HEAD DUCE. --Thioroughly clean, stuff and( sewv up veint; truss it well, and season with pepper anad Malt. Hlavo a hot, steady ovena: put hot water in the bottom of (drippinag aund baste the duck very often, Serve with currant and wild grape jelly, InBiED SARDINEs--Select large sar dines, wipe off the oil, dip them in beaten egg seasoned with cayenne pep per; roll ni craecker or bieart crumbs, and fry delhcately in boiling olivo oil or lard. Servo on hot buttered toast, POTAToEs SAUTE. -Pare three large potatoes and out uith a vegetable cutter into smnall balls about the size of a mar ble; put them in a bteipua with two tableapoonfuls of hot butter or olive butter and a good sprinkling of salt; shake them occasionally until they ares qunt bro.n HUMORO1M SaM inquired of thrqe different per sons in the 0orrider of the po it office as to where the money-order department was, and, not feeling satiefied with this, she asked at both stamp-windows. Then she felt reasonably certain that she would not go down eiar or up-stairs in going to the money-order room, and she timidly entered that place and asked: "Can I send a money order?" "Yes'm." "JIhor $5?" "Yes'm," "To Saginaw?" "Yes'n." "To my hufband ?" "Yes'm. Please fill out a blank." She filled out three different ones before the writing suited her, and tried four different pens before she found a holder of the right build and color. "This order is for $5," she said. as she stood at tho window, "Y-i'm." "He went there to secure work, but he can't find any." "Yes'm," "And he wants to come home." "No doubt of it." "But $5 seems like an aw iul price to bring any one from Sagin saw." "So it does." "He might not find work if he came houwe." "No, ma'am." "And so he might as well be there as here." "Yes'm." "Well, I guess I'll wait a day or two, anyhow. If he finds work he won't want it, and ff lie gets tired and comes home on foot he'll be so worn out that he cAn't more than half jaw around. - Five dollars is quite a sum, I can buy a nice pair of shoes with that." A hotel clerk named Briscoe, Stumped his foot out in 'Trisco, It hurt him like thunder, But the pain was got under, By St. Jacob's Oil rubbed on his too. A conductor who lives at Belair, Got hurt, being thrown on a chair, They took him away, But In less than a day, St. Jacobs Oil made him all rquare. .Two strings to his bow: A musical man, accompanied by a hand organ and a child, has been giving street perform ances for the past week on the streets of Austin. After he had twisted one of the Beethoven, soul stirring symphon ics out of the instrument of torture, the artist sent the child among the crowd. A legislator. who had just voted on the fixiug of the per diem of the members, disgorged a nickel. "I vants anoder nickel," lisped the child. "What for ?" "Dot nickel you put dot cup in vas for do mousic, but mine fodder ish a pro. fessional pogger posides." "Slow and steady wins the race." Steadily, but not slowly, Kidney- Wort is distancing all competition tor universal popularity and usefulness. This colebra ted remedy can be obtained in the usual dry vegetable form, or hi liquid form. It Is put up in the latter way for the especial convenience of those who cannot readily prepare it. It will be found very concen trated and will act with equal elllflency in either form. Read advertisement. &&'Every color of the Dliamond Dyes is perfect. See the sampleti of the colored cloth at the druggists. Unequalled for brilliancy. A LADVILLE man traveling In the Gunnison country met a stranger in the lonely part of the trail. "Hallo V"said the Leadville man. "Hallo I" was the rather surly reply. Then the Leadville man reached around to his hip poeket to get out a bottle of whisky as a kind of a miollifi or. The stranger promptly shot at him, putting a bullet through the Lead villa mian's hat. "All right,," said the latter, digging spura into his b)roncho; "if that's tha way you feel about it we will just drop tho acquaintance right here, I never try to force myself on a man.'' A ,good Ba ptist clergyman of Ber gen, N. 1'., ai strong temperance man, suffer ed with kidney trouble, neuralgia and dizzi ness almost to blindness, ever two years after lie was told that Hlop Bitters would c.ire him. b-scause ho was atraid of and prejudied against "Bitters." Since his cure he says none need fear but trust in Jh)J) Bittera. THrE grease: When lie had called the m)eeti.ng to order Brother Gardner arose and said: "Gen'len, if it wasn't for do wheels on a wagon the wagon wouldn't move. When do wheels is on, deni what ?" "Grease I" solemnly exclaimed an ol-1 man. "Kerroct I" whiapered the president, softly rubbing his hands to gether. "Weo hoz do wagon aua' do wvheols. We will now pass do hat aroun' for (10 grease." Pure cod hver oil, tronm selected livers, on the seashore, by Caswell, lHazard & Co., ?4 Y. Absolutely pure and sweet. Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all others. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. (Jhapped hands, face. pimple; and rough skin cured by using Juniper Soap, made by (,aswali l Rard & (10,. New York. "WrLTAM, my son," says an econom ical mother to her son, "for mercy's sake don't keep on tramping up anil dowVn thre floor in that mannrer-you'll wear out your new boots. (lHe sits down.) There you go-sitting down I Nowv, you'll wear out your neow trowseral I declare, I never seen such a boy I" Mailaria, chills, positively curcd by Emory's Standiard Cure Pills. Their egual unknown, sugar--coated; no griping, 25c. TaxS tin.e o' day: A Syracuse young lady has a peculiar mode of reckoming time on Bunday, Last Sunday evening, about six o'clock, when asked what time it was, she replied: "Five minutes of Smith." "Rough on Rat,,." Cliears out rata, mice, roaches, flies, ants, hed bugs, skunks, chtapanuniks, gohelrs. i5e. Drnuggasts CU! BONo: "Then you think," aid Wittiboi to thie insurance examiner, "that I am a good risk ?" "Yes, sir,' replied te doctor, a first-class one." "Tiheon, what in thunder do I want to get insured for ?" said Wittiboi. "Much obiged for your exaimination. Good day." Lebecs and eliildren's boots and shoes cannot, run over if Lyon's Patent liee Stiffe'ners are used A PRiE(Iisi father; lie did not object to his (daughter joining a musical socie ty, but gently insisted that abbrevia lions were coarte-Phuilip Harmonic sounds much more gently, my dear. Nervous lIendache. Neuralgia, Nervous Debility anid all undue weaknecsses are iprounply cured by Allen's brain F?ood, $1 pkg.,u 1wo $5. A t drgi ta andi at Alilin's 1'hai luar-y, SIS irst are., N. ,. ACoIDEWr to a towel: "Con found it h)aiber, you've cut mel" "Out ,vou? (withr sad surprise and affectionate re proeh.) Oh no, sir, It Is only the towel that is bleeding--that's all, sir ?" Miother Swan's Woran Syrup. Infaltible, t asteless, harmless, catbartio; for fe verishnesa, rctina, worms, colad n. 2 a. Purifies the blood, Henovate and tot Vigorateo the Whole systemi, ' TS MIDICINAL PROPJMTIX8 ARM Alterative, Tonie, Solvent and Diuretie. V]0*r'NE In maade ex svely from the juices of carefuly-seIcte4 bark roots and herbs and so strOnRY concentrated, t hat it will offautualy eradi este fom the ay ten every taint of Nerofuls, Nere l 11111msor, Tilansors, 4t.sneer 1an11ru alsor., Earyte l%4s Nat, I Itnean. K'ypilastillo Dailvalsen. Canker*, alintagess at the blionaels and all diseases that arise from impure blood. Meatioa, late ] stenlnAtery find Chronle Ithelntuatkin. Neuralifa. Gout and Npisaal Cons. P10111, can only bo effectually cured through For Uieers'aid Ernitive Diseases of the skils, .'estatlem, Iniles. Isloteltes. 31:10s, Tetter, Mealdhead and Ming. worns, VE.EyINH has gover talled to effect aper watient cure. For Paton in the Rac), Ktdney Cnom. nint. Dr.opsy, Fmale Weaknehs, esoeorrh 4. ariig from internal ulceration I and uterine diseases ant General lebility, VEOTINE acts directly upon the causes of those coumaitnts. It invigornies and strengthens the who system, acts upon the secretive organa, al- V lays 1111imation, cures ulceration and regulates tihe bowels. For Wittarai-. Dyspepsia, Habitual I Cout A vessese, Pa^1pilatios ofthe leart, ieadn,else, Pile. Nervousness, and Genseral 1*re-eral'on of the Nervous hysteopq no medicine has ever given such per- I feet satilfatstin as the VEGKTrNI. It puriles tihe blood "cleanses all of the organs, and 101ses a controlling power over the nervous system, The remarkable cures effected by Vxa ZT NK have induced many physiclans slid apothe. caries whom we know,-to prescribo and use it ina their own fatuillips. In fact, VEuETign Is the best remed yet dis covered for the above diseases. and is t e only re. lait il . LtPl jU#tlrEa yet tlacet before VEUTIN.-E.The great Huccess Of the VVoKTINN 4 as a cleanser and Intritler of the blood is shown be dta doubt by the great numbers who have l1 i t,und reeived immediate relief, with such I roul'Urkatile ouro a.4 Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. I Se $SITETTE CEL.EBRATED a t< _ Li invalidmi, broke'n (town in health and spirits by chionme dyspemla, or suffering fronm tane terrible C exhaustion ths follows lihe attacks of acute die- C eare, tihe te.-timot.y of thousands who have been raised as bya mmracle fmonmm a simnilar state of pros i ration b~y IoPietter's Stomach Bitters, is a sure gtmarantee that by time same maeans you, too, may (I be stren.theneml and restoredl. For sale by al Dru ggmsts and Dealers generally I I g HAS BEEN PROVED a * The SUREST OCuRE for - EKEDNEY DISEASES. I Doe. a lame 1baolc or disordered nrino indi ctthtyuare a victim P TH'1EN DO NOT U HEIAEm uso Kidney-Wort at once, (drug. gists recommend it)and it W11lspeedily ever~ como the disoaso -and restore healthy action. o and wen'.:nesses, Kidney-WotI unn1~ar d Sas It wilt act promptly and safoly. E ither Sox. Incontinenee,rotontion ofurine, ti The Bad and Worthless arc never tmitated or counterfc-red. This is especially true of a family medm..ne, amid it is piositive proof that the remedy ?mitated is of thme 0 highest value. As soon as It had b)een tested 0 and proved by the whole world that Hop Bitters t] was the purest, beat andi most vatablo family t. ree' lne on earth, many' imitation, sprung up ~ andi began to steal the notices in which the press L andi the people of the country had expressed the merits of if. Bi., anti in every way trying to in.. S dtuce suffering invailis to use their stuff instead, expecting to make money on the credit andI good name of 1i. B. Many others started nostrumsa d put up in similar style to Hf. B., with variously dievised names In which the,wlord "1101)," or "Jiops" were usedi in a way to indiuce people to bel'eve they were time samte as Hop hitters. All such pretendled remedies or cures, no matt erP whmat their style or name is, and especma.iy those B with the word "fHop ' or " Hops" in their name or in any way connected with them or their amme, are imitationis or counterfeits. Bieware of them. E' Touchm none of them. Use nothing but genuine P flop Bitters, with a bunch or cluster of greemi p Hop on the white label. Trust nothing else.y Druggists and dieaiers arc warnedt against dealinga in lmitatons or countertolts. GONSUMPTIONB atabdvna ite e', ".md lrod.oro n U t ai i In it cm9~y em, t in la.on..'r Y#"o Ynor i to a l)n- ' A. - 4 I.I"'. hA I'earlt .. New Yor' P a)1Vr.Y $a0 V of tis styli.. EIn;j'm to an$ a1 Singer in tiht) Inark i..It.e flntsn,er, wnf A'end It to fbe b c.rv, m id lwi.t yong pa for' IS. Tis is the same etyr "ther companmiesretaiifor* 0 All Machlines. Wmarrneed for 3 years. Feti 1itr Illutaratoti CAr. cuiar at dTI''rtimonials. Adtdres pl UllAILES A. WV OiD & (0 b ELASTIC TRUSg - imaraddigefre f!iaiomt , SNSIDL.g gasoj~tf the bo!11, while the ti 9 TRUSS aj,,~rjwebs he u with te sr i h EGJOLESTON TRUSS CO.a Chicago. ii. $ 6 8 ?w e n?o* n m.f. ow n. Tem asg 5 uto Thome answering an advertisemne ~ will confer a favor upon the adver. SI tUser and the sulia her by mtaiing a that they saw hie advertisement s tis tournal- (nasnine paper). 1 "Tax tery hikt time i meat jroul molatmed an an man to a passer-b, L'll whale you you can't stand up. "What'a the matter ?" asked an a Juaritauoe. "You see. I owe the devilish felloi Md he persists in meeting me," "Does he insultingly remind you rour obligation by speaking of it in ti >resenoe of others ?" "No, 1-0 never says anything." "Then what right have you to con !ain ?-' "Why, he knows very well that it unbarrassing for me to meet him, thi t makes me feel bad, but when he sei ne coming he doesn't get out of U vay. Why doesn't he leave town uni pay him ?" The retention of any waste matter in tl ystem produces injury. The collection4 'phlegm" or diseased mucus in time < old or throat affection should be promp y removed. Dr. Bull's Cougch Syru toes it more quickly and effectually the iny other cough syrup made. AN old acquaintance; James C genial son of Erin, is fond of shootini )no day a hawk alighted near the housi ,nd his son took the gun, crawled witl a gunshot, fired and missed. "WIV lidn't ye kill the bowck ?" queried ti ather. "The gun's no good." answere he junior James. "Yo'r aliar, Jamesil 's yew that's no good. Ye can't te no anything about that gun. Sure, IN ,nown her since she was a pishtol." * **t6Necessity Is the mother of Invei Ion:" Diseases of the liver, kidneys an lowels brought forth that sovereign rem ly Kidney-Wort, which is nature's norm urative for all those dire comlaints. ] uther liquid or dry form it Is a perfei emedy for those terrible diseases thi ause so many deaths. SW& pint of the fluest ink for famili )r schools can be made from a ten-cea ackage of Diamond Dye. Try them. A KEUrUOKIA who went to the fui ral of a friend asked the privilege < aying a few words, which was grantoi le talked eloquently for a few minute vhen, laying his trembling hand on ti offin, he observed that he was sorry i ee that the deceased was baldheade4 rhich could easily have been avoid( >y the use of some of bi hair restore nd wound up by exhorting the moilri irs to try it. Proof Everywhoro. If any invalid or sick person has tr east doubt of the power and efilacy :top Bitters to cure them, they can fln tases exactly like their own, in their ow ieighborhood, with proof positive that the :an be easily and permanently cured at rifling cost-or as your druggist or ph3 Ician. GitRNwiu, Feb. I, 1880 11op.) Bitter" Co--Sins-I was given u ty the doctors to die of scrofula consu mi ion. Two bottles of your bitters care 1e. LEROY BREWER. ExPLAIING the tracka : Mistress (wh as long suspected her servant of hai ig a follower and thinks she has caugh er at last)-"Mary, your master wiaL a to know the weaning of these larg >ot-miarks; can you explain ?" Mary Oh, yes, mum!i my sister's beeu her ad she's got the gout so bad she ha wear big boots.' NRRvoUeNEss, and all derangements c ie nervous system, are ustually connecte< lth a diseased condition ef the blood. De ality is a frequent accompaniment. Th rat thing to be done is to improve the cot ttien of the blood. This ls accomiplishei y taking VRGSTINE. It Is a nerve Laedi ine, and possesses a controlling powe ver the nervous system. "What on earth makes you announc sat you extract teeth without pain lidn't I hoar cvery pationt you had u ere yell?" "You did, sir,'- replied the peripateti entist, "but those wore shrieks of jo 'hichi they uttered, sir I They were s elighted, sir, at being painlessily rc eYed that they cou'd not restrain thii Notinlg Like Ii. No medicinac bas nven been known so e flectital in ti ire of all those4 dtaieae aralng fronm an inipuro coi tin of the blood as Soovlii'd Marsaparliita or loc ad Liver t'yrup, for thocure of Scrofula, wite we: go. Rtcmati,nm, Plimples, niotelle, Eruptions,. V arcal sor(s anitl I i8eaFea. conmnutnpionoitre,nioli aneer, an d all kInd red dieases. it pur in the hy im, brings color to th,' checks and restores the sui rer to a no al condition of health and vigor. It is ansorred that t he ordinuary osmntites used S dies are productive of great mischief. We beli his is so. and that a better means, of Fecurlr g a boni fut comp)lexionm is to UPe $'01n0 1(ood 11u00d mlediely ko scovili's Ilooud and Liver' Hyrup1 which clean, to biood a :d givel perumnent Ibeautiy to tibe akmn. llOMANCE badly frosted: A (korgi suple waited over four yearn for a gee pportunity to elope, and just as it cam ie girl's father took the young man b, 1c hand and said: "Speak up to~ har 'homas ! I know she loves you and 1' o tickled to death to hasve you for mn In-law !" What Is beautiful? Why, Carbohune, code: Ized extract of petroleum,~ as not nproved and perfected. Clear as sprini rater, delightfully pertumed and will no nl. the finest linen fabric-a periect toile reparation and absolutely makes the hai row on bald heads. i'LoMJmEE.-Cihop rallier fine, prc irved ginger and candied pSaches ears, cherries, apricots, plums, an ieapples, mixing in any propori.o: ou choose. Allow a pound of fruit t quart of vanilla or almond ice creanm Ihen the cream is beginning to set i: ie freezer, add the fruit mould. "Buchu-rai bau."~ The quick, comapletoenre, all annoying Kidnei tadder and Urinary Disaeases. $1. J)rugglsts. Here is a hint by Dr. G. B3occk whic ay be of industrial value: If pr,tatoe e peeled and treated with 8 parts of su] uric acid and 100 parts of water, and Pen dried and pressed, a mass Is obtamnet ry like celluloid, and which can be uset sateadi of meerschaumn or ivory. It Is no ated whether the invention is protecte< f' a patent or not. "flair Coucn BIALSAM rN TuK woati.'." Try ii rice l0c. F. w. KINSMAN & Co., A nausta., Mailnt M. Ti8sandier, the French aeronaut, rejectIng the manufacture of an eilliptica riloon,uhilh IS to be driven b)y a dlynam< aehi e and storage batterles. The bat on will be 181 feet long. and wvilJ have pasity of more than 100,000 cubic feet is calculated to give a liftmng power o: ree and one-half tons, whIii will, whe:t e machinery Is in place, allow 'for a tor passengers and ballast. Dr. Kline's (ireat Nerve Rostorer is thi arvel of the age for all nerve dis- ases. Al aa tpped free. Mend to 931 Arch Street Another' employnaint tfor air has h)eet Itent4d In England by Mr. t3troudely, ho proposes to work railroad signali tuated at long distances by means o1 'npressed air instead of by wires as al esont.used. Le m if"-E. P.Afro. y CIR O R E 3P4>XL E,.dLIr Rheumatism eur , Soiatioa, e Lumbago, Backache, Headad Tothache, Moro Tzr'ont Os e I sag, Sprni em Bralem, of Brs eides Frst 1ts,D5, of AND ALL OTHER 6 0iL- PAINS AND ACIES. pDSold by Druggistsand Daerseserywhero. Fifty Cents& bottis. S0 db DfSItiirections in I I I'ltRgVe. P T.; E , 1,".ALER A. VO E L.; Co. (Sumsoccesto A. V0091,1111A W.I II=iurv,31d.,U.*.At, r * -. -R-H-E-U-M-A-T-1-S-M As itis for al the painul diseas of the 1: E KIDNEYS,LIVER AND BOWELS. - d t Celoanuso to f the sord poison o only tho victims of thoumatism ean roasIo. o t THOUSANDS OA a ofthe worst fbrms of tM teri odisease O have been quickly rolloed, and in short tJimo PERFEOTLY OURED. ]PRICE, fl. lqt'ID Olt DRY, SOLD BY DRUOoUITS. ~ .' Dry'cAnbo sntb 11i. WE.sL.RIOUAlDON o. u nV6 LI E --- -WOR othing In tridworld equul to it fbr the OureOf SOrofla. Il'1im es, Illos Tetter, Old Bores, 9 Sor e . i Wreurial Inscses catarru, Los of is 'Appetite, Fernsio Cop1slits, &IId &11 010d discales. It never f1Ils. All druggists ad country store keepers sll It. It. K. Hells SCO., Prop's, P nitburgh, every bottle. 1- m m ~ W SDR. OTAIG BEfDRE --AMD - AFTE Y crcAppliances aro scnt on 30Dy'C dl a TO MEN ONLY, YOUNG OR OLD, WHO aro sfring from NROU sF ewAr, r ElLec r ic ppli a sen ODOU ayNTsial. VOLTAIC BELT 00., MARSHALL, MION. O R ENP FOR OEEPNG ER .O 1 aourro. wer f fen rot < R Vo t oUt L o Y OST po rd. o rtt Nrot.votC N of AH . I. BO,n Dyet, Tena. B T5 Colorado Specimens, .. .W Lttl.Doenver,Col. "cE LEoAIY.-Tels richeat ald mor>t latughableo - thinSg out, Ia I e. 25 cet thatUl orsrca. CANCER INSTITUT ieRod fl'lC hi? a* o $Vtce and traordilnar cuira by hs - egg pefecel are rchsort blooeo aerfu.llrealme, - 'tt~est ofn Cantt ort con red for frli tthqio o r im?. MOll oDit. hilr Tom 13 - - - .W- - t--- tlo-D-- - e-l ? O Nil EET8 titne writinle Imiber, in blotter, Swith calentdar. by mInnl for 2lFc. Agens 1, MtedtC. ECONoMY l'RINTINGl Co., NeWbury.. por t, M1ass. ~AGENTS mia*to a iMmi" -fi05*?it1" Weor Write for p'rticulaos t . ItBt.l Eh,it Pr, r CHROLITHION COLL ARS A ND OUFFd: Handsome, Dtrable. Water. jitll u eit'sl t n i crd to byxOli N burypot, as. t. CURES WH!ERE ALL ELSE FAILS. Bt Cough Byrne Tass *oo Ue Inlm.Sl y egltt IsTA MICI T PItN N est 87ol o WARRTtO CD. ys east tr -.AU LOUI8f. FET. E pitONR . YER ge0 * u*l*infh'"ato ant om., 20 COTTON FUTURES 50 mnweefreeon aiaine ta 100 Louis 0, Frey & (o,, CommIssiton lrokers, 1 Kenner Block, NEW OfILEANS, L,A. t A ET W4TDfor t tolBest anti Fastest. sellingPcoilBosa iiPie o t ti8di8 E cent. NaTrONAL P'Un.00.. ihlilada.. Pa., ANI"a MARK, TWVAIIN E1 NTIP.DlIE N TIl liiO'Srss -Arit thee anti te riesat rot, volusnm, of sI toe cash prizs to agents. "A word to thu wiso i,s atetlent.'' Agui dVst.o-Oslirnts now ready. $1. For Md North Sev'enti $t.,tGiit~lli.ia ~ Ftln 2 sanpe r fr H.i Broctti. la A LeadIn Lontdon Phaya EKoEda establIshes an Ofllcoln New York I jEPILEPTIC FITS. ei ml y le atsh;w a hoar ofr t aes op r2 r alne.hirg so.su ll ti re by him. l wor enh rlenv.nwhnl o ma*dti Witha lage bttletif Is wtt,nr, e 8ro freNo ay uork. WUed cataoue, 3c. J.D 1)TW'?,1teadmllg.Pa'. IMITATION STAINED GLASS. lllrlbb eauIu. am y le to wn lssm itdnc iationso in y'humbu.. >y 0000I oneYnt oletloss cStt. one ittb odhition of I erld. NL. LiUSt t80fg hITci a ADDOURINCOME M liii 1 1 ik r RI,PROVISI GNS& TO9I Wsmn hle ele.. Addches it. EC. l(xcna s.s,. A (o, HEALTH IS W(ALTH1 Health of Boal Is Wealth of Mina DR. RADWAY'S Sarsaparillian Resolvent. TRA GRELT BLOOD PURIFIER, Pure blood makes sound desh strong bone and k clear skin. If ou would hav your desk or" lour bone soni without caries, and our coM. Aoexion fair, UN. Radway's Sat'saparillian Resolvent. A remedy composed of ingredient, of Oxtraor. inary medical properties essential o purify "ea, an Invigorate the broken own an Warr In Its treSacANTI SAPS and Pzapx. No matter what name the complaint may be =es nated, ether it be scrofula, consumlon ayhls ulrcdrs soes tum ors, boils erslpebsor salt rheun, diseasslofythe lus Okidne d er, womb, skin, liver, stmach or bowels DbironloordconstltutonsI the virus IsInteB& which supplies the waste and builds and alrs these organs and wasted tissues of the myscl.n! It the blood Is unhealthy, the process of repair Must be unsound. The Sarsaparlillan Resolvent Oret= onA IaCompensating remedy, but scures tharm nous action Of each of t e orgns. I batablishes throughout, the entire system function al harmony and supplies the blood ves NS with a pure and health current- ofe [lew life. TUB SKIN, after a few days' use of the Sarsaparillian, becomes clear and beautiful. Pimples, blotches, black spots and skin eruptions are removed; sores and ulcers soon aured. Persons suffering from scrofula eruptive 11seasols of the eyes, mo r as loe, thiroat atl n that ave aco&Uulated d spread, either 9Rrouredd iseases or mercury, or from the Ise of corrosive Sublimate, may rely uron a cure ,f the Sarsaparillian Is continued a au blent time o make Its Impres,41on on the systemn. One bottle contains more of the active princl es of Medicines than any other Preparation. pale oI sxaspofu doses, while others reqmire lye or six=esa much. One Dollar ai Bottle. R. R. R. Radway's Ready Relief, The 6heape1t and hest M6i46ne for Family Use in ithe Worlt. In from one to twenty minutes never falls to relleve Pain with one thorough ap lationu 3o matter how violent or excruciatin i pain, ,he Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, Infirin, Cripled, NervouN Neural 1 or 'rostrated with dseas nay n er, ItA wAY' READY RELIEF will kfford intant ease. INFLAMMATION OF TilE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION OF TIIE BLADDER, NFLAMM ATION OF THE BOWELs, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERIA, CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS, CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES, BRUISES, LUMBAGO, SCIA TICA, NERtVOUSNESS, 8LEEPLESSNEqS, COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS, PAINS IN THlE CH EST, BACK or LIM1BS are Instantly relieved. MAL ARIA IN ITS VARIOUS Foni g,1 FEVER AND AGUE. 'EYERt AND AGUE cured for~ cts. There Is not a remedial agent In this world that will cure j, Fever and Agn, and other Mailarlous, Dillous Scarlet T'phoi Yellow and other fevers (aided byEAI OY' t'FILLS) so quickly as R1ADWVAY'tI It will In a hew momenti, when taken Internally iccording to the directions, cure Cramps, Spasnis, , Bonr Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Ilcarlac lie Dyvapp. as Palpltatlon ofti theart, Cold Chills Ilysterla o Pnd in the Ita1 D la rrha, Dysenlry, Coli,e raveles aioiill ay carry a btle of RA. K cfrops In water will prevent sickniess or pains fronm chne ofwtimu.nt better than French Brandy IIItrsa a timuant.shul lwy -R ADW AY'S Regulating Pills Perfect, Purgative, Sonthing. Ap per enlts, Acot without Pain. Always Reliable and Natural in Operation. A4 VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL, Peorfectly tasteless, elegatl coated with sweet mpurge, regulate, purify, cleanse and strong RApWA Y'R PirLS for the euro of all dIsorders of >etite, Heauauiine (unstipation, Costivenesis, finn restho Dypesi, Biliousness Fever, Inflamma he Internal Viscer a rl v ergetle cntain 11mercury, minerals, or deleterious drugs. Om ere the followving synptonis reuling Ion, Inward Piles, Fu losas of Illood in ihe j head1, Acidiy of the Stomnach,Nausea Heartburn, )a.cat of Fod Fullness or Weight in the Sto nach, Sour Eruutatlins ,Sinking or Fiuitterlin at he Heart. Choking or 8lifering Sensations wmucn it a linmg posture, D)iminess of Vision, Dota or A'ebs lefore the Sight, Fever and dull Pan In the leadl, I)ehliciey ofPerspiration, Yellowness of lie Skin anid lye Pain in the Side, Chest, nIls afld Biudlen kIushes of Heat, B3urning in A few d1oses of RtADWAY's Pt will free the ystem from all the above-named dihsordeora. SOLD BY DRUGGISTS, Price, 2B Cents Por Box. READ) "FALSE AND TRUE." arrn Cor Chnrc St, Noe Yorkb., N' S IWlformationt worth thousan'ls will be sent To te Publie, li se IlAD. As for I Wyou, an d see that the __AIs M ' !* n ab' asa A e nonrat af. pvpIe.happ ed%dLpiNia