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3 Villuli Tit'AS PUJIT.'.- 4WA~o of sect pst will , the aW growiag* weather. The of e h I Oaopflr. will boe'"~O ilS OpO illsoon befriayng Wion the g.Thir Wexio I. eaMily' isc galsed I the Wtent" id these shoulbe des ttoyed-at one.. '1he best tikue totak.thopn is in 4rily morning before they have left their nesta or teut'' When the whole J faily be rem6Ved':iUd crushed. The 4 bare band.I the best for all within reach; I fOr those up6n. blih branches use a pole witb a swib dipped in lye or petroleum. if -a new*y st tree is found infested with Oyster shell Bark ,4ico, it Is the shortest way to pul 1t up and burn it. An old tree with this y0st should be painted over with some Aion-drying oil, as lard oil; crude I petroleum bas been UsW with some suo cess. The presence of the Borers is known 1 by the sawdust which they niake. The best cure is a kpife and a wire or whale. bone probe. Out only enough to allow the entrance of the probe; never girdle the tree as we have 4een some do who were hunting for the, borers. The Curcullo of the plum stings the fruit when it is quite small. Jar the trees when the fruit is 'set in the early,moraing, and so long as insects 4 are caught. The . sluggish beetles are caught upon sheets spread beneath the i trees arrpnged with poles to be held by two persons; put the insects into the fire or otherwlse destroy them. Plant Lice i that sometimes crowd upon the growing tips of cherry and other fruit trees, can be removed by syringing them with tobacco water. Eacs.--The egg traffic of this country has risen to an importance which few com prehend. Tfie aggregate transactions in New York City alone must amount to fully $18,000,000 per annum and in the United States to $818,000,000. The perishable nature of eggs has naturally detracted from their value as a standard artlole of diet. The peculiar excellence of eggs depends on their freshness. But lately the process. of crystallizing has been resorted to, and by this process the n%tural egg is converted in to a vitreons substance of a delicate amber tint, in which form it is reduced seven eights in bulk compared with barrel eggs, and retains its properties for years, umm paired, in any climate. In this form eggs may be transported without injury, either to the equator or the poles, and at any tune can be restored to their original con dition by adding the water which has been artificially taken away. The chief egg desiccating companies are in St. Louis and .New York. No salts or other extraneous matters are introduced in the process of crystallizing, the product is simply a con solidated mixture of yolk and albumen. ImmenEe quantities of eggs are preserved in the spling of the year by liniig. Thus treated they are good for every purpose except boiling. It is a common frapd for some dealers to palm off eggs so treated as fresh, so that imposition is earily practiced. In the desiccating process, however, the difference becomes apparent, as from four to five more limed eggs are required to make a pound of eggs crystallized than when fresh are used, and eggs in the least tainted will not crystalize at all. Cr.ovn AND RYH FOR Honsus.--In my experience, says a writer, I have found nothing so profitable for hog pasture as clover and rye, and I think rye preferable. and the reason they are better than timothy, 1 blue grass and all similar grasses is they remain more tender for a longer period than other grasses, which so soon become wiry and hard, partaking of tho naturo of hay, and I have -never stnown hogs to thrive on it, although other stock does. To use rye profitably for pasture, fall rye should be sown for spring pasture and spring rye for later pasture, and by not1 pasturing too long and too close there will be censiderable head out,which when ripe will, with the weeds that naturally grow -among grain, make good pasture until gn~e to commenee feeding corn, at least $ smy experience. As to using any )graisses for hog pasture, I would , weed pasture, and I will here say aI am of opinion if some of the weeds .,so eagerly eaten by hogs were domesticated S and properly cultivated they would prove more satisfactory for hog pasture than any thing used of grass kind. KNIFEc THE OUT WORM.--There is really * but one way to save the corn crop If the plants are once attacked by cut worms that is to dig the worms out and kill them. It is not a difficult task, nor is it very cost ly. We presume that a fourth part of the loss sustained would be the full equivalent of all the labor it would cost to dig up the cut worms and kill them. The worm does .the mischief at night, and before morning burrows in the ground niear the spot where its depredations have been comimitted. A practiced eye readily discerns the entrance into the hiding place, a pmnall round hole into which the worm has passed and lies concealed. The way to bring the pest up is to thrust a peinted knife down the hole and lift out the earth to the depth of two ,or three inches, when the malefactor will lie exposed to view and can be instantly destroyed. We have known of large fields being cleared by this process at a cost of labor so slight as to bear no comparison with the loss that would have otherwise resulted.. DR A iNINo wet land is estimated to return from 40 to 86 per cent. on the yearly cost. In the same way good stock pays far better than poor; good fencing, well selected fruit trees and carefully looked after home . steads repay the money laid out, and add immensely to the comfort of the occupant. IN hoeing or weeding young strawberry plants it is always best to pick off the - blosoms or fruit buds, as it Is almost mm - possible to grow good strong plants, capable of bearing a profitable crop of strawberries, if they are allowed t9 bear at pleasure the LiMi c, wood ashes, and old iron placed around the roots of declining fruit trees have a very baneficial effect. These fer tilizers restore the tree to a healthy condi tion and also greatly improve the frmnt in quality and quantity. iground plaster. It may bo- sprinkled about the stalls and over the manure heap diy.It will absorb the amnmonlacal odors adretain them, thus increasing the value . of the dressing. -____ -- THE use of manures in which potash -- and' phophates are the only ingedlents --.seems to be the only preventive so far known for scabby potatoes. Barnyard -manures and guano_aggravate the trouble. TJHEn following Is said to be an antidote for blight in pear trees. One quart of -slacked lIme, one quart of bone phosphate and one ounce of sulphur sprinkled under each tree. CREMENT will not bear much sand 'with Pout its cementitious properties being great ly weakened, the usual proportion being eqoal parts.of sand and cement. THE old adage which says lime applied to'the land will enrich the father but mm -pnonoalsh ihn son contains mnah truth. 00 !"A* 4O* It n .,0More ild 14 itma efrhlin Ahs' wlr.ellIC*0 Ve bt 1o m14eans take W&Gris thef-ug!q* 4, to fortune aod to fame unkno Lnd aike dehcious than all, Xiss 4ule1 orsongie directions for a light break., st salad of'oranges, thinly sliced, dressed vith lemon juice and salad oil (one part f lemon to three parts of oil) with just touch of cayenne pepper. A Aomon sal d 'iny b prepared by carefully peehng off the had and the white part, remove 11 seeds, slice thinly, and mix with let uce and pprige of fresh mint and a dust of refined sugar. Thelettuce leaves should is d(pped in cold water, but never broken. nother charming breakfast salad is from he mikmelon, to be eaten with broiled rout ofsalmon. Let' the melon be plac id on Ice, carefully sliced dusted with ayenne pepper and salt, and add olive oil ind lemon Juice in one of former to three arts of the latter. With lettuce, barberries nay be combined. Sliced cucumbers and iarly celery, dressed with oil, lemon juice ond cayenne are delicious. The small iew onions, garnished with lemon and oil, vhito vinegi- and sugar; wateraresses md mustard tops, dandelions, garden sor ei and spinach leaves-all thqse with the Trenchs M dressing make refreshing sal d,. an they should always form a fea ure of the spring btakfast *hen a Ian ,uid a*etIte needs a little tempting. rhe result in health and energy is marvel us. DiAwN woRK STIT11E1.--These are for ise on linen or crash. For towels, table overs, buffet scarfs and doylees they are nost admirable. The pupil mgy begin vith the old hematitch, and as she pro ,resses, add lace stitchei,herring-bone,butr onhole, ovelcasting, chain stitch, darning md knot stitch. Draw the threads from he end of a piece of linen for about an ach in depth. Pass a thread through the niddle of the strands that are left, cross ng and catching them in bunches of two or three. This can be used as the heading or fringe around doylees. Catch and so uro with your needle a few threads close o the body of the stuff at top and bottom >f a drawn space. This leaves the effect of even rows of threads a little seperated. rhen use a chain stitch to draw these rows ogethor in bunches of four in the center. rhe foregoing pattern may be elaborated )y a thread introduced in a waving line >ver and under the bunches of threads. Repeat this waved line in returning, and where the lines cross in the center finish with small figures in lace stitches. An in ;enious workman will make endless com )inations and varieties for herself. To EBONIzE wooD.-Put a quarter of a ound of best size in a stone pot with suf lecent water to cover it, pet it on the range ,o melt, but do not let it boil. Then mix oge ther three cents' worth of lampblack, i little blue-black to improve the color. with sufficient oil to make a pasty consis. ancy; upon this paste pour the melted nze and mix them together thoroughly. fpply to the wood while it Is still warm md paint thickly enough to look solid. Nhen quite dry varnish with two or three 'Oats of oil-copal varnish. This should e done with care-the room at a temper. kture of sixty or sixty-five degrees, and as reo from dust as possible. Put on the Parnish boldly and ranidly If #1.- ..41. e is to be polished, two coats of varnish vill suffice, but without polish, three or our will be neccessary. The polishing is lone by making a cream of pulverized >umace stone with a little water, and rub. >ing it in th~e varzalished wood with a piece >f linen rag. When the surface is smooth iry with a cloth and polish with tripoli mud sweet oil. Nlow dry a second tirTe, *ub with starch and powder and finish the ollabing process with a final rubbing with Ssoft linen cloth. NEW PRoeuss FOR WASHING LINEN.-In 3ermany and Belgium a Substitute has ately been introduced for soda in the aundry, which, while it has all the deter nive qualities of soda, does no injury to the linen. Two pounds of soap are dis rolved in about five gallons of water as hrot as the hand can bear. To this are idded eone tablespoonful of oil of turpen tine and three of liquid of ammonia. This mixture Is then well stirred, and in it the clothes are steeped for three hours, the washtub being covered up as care fully as possible. Next the clothes are washed, rinsed and blued as usual. The mixture will serve a second time, only it must be reheated and one-half spoonful of c,il of turpentine anri one and one-half of ammonia added to It. The proceps econ Dmizes time, labor and fuel. The clothes are not injured because the ammaonia evap Drates very quickly; and as for the smell of the turpentine, that disappears in the drying. EBoIzED soEEEN.--A screen is a pie uresque and convenient piece of furni ture. Now that art embroidery has be come general, and cretonne is so cheap, and there are so many Easter and birth. day cards and pretty advertising cards flying about from house to house, it will be found quite easy to manufacture a hand, some folding screen. Let a carpenter make a frame of three panels if you can. not buy the sIze you wish ; proportion the size to your strips of embroidery or cre tonno. A good design is spray of pea cock feathers on an inexpensive gronnd work of some solid color.~ Do not try to paste your cretonne flowers on the founda. tion ; it Is better to tack them or stitch them with very fine stitches. The natur al wood frame can be ebonized at home by the above receipt. FoR THiF sIoK.--Frequently He find sick people whose stomachs reject all kinds of nourishment, until conditions follow that are in many cases fatal. I- have never known the simple saucer of parched corn p udding ref used. The corn is roasted rown, precisely as we roast coffee,ground as fine as meal in a coffee-mill, and made either into mush, gruel, or thin cakes, baked lightly brown and given either warm or cold, clear, or whatever dressIng the stomach will retain. Parched corn and meal boiled In milk, and fed frequently lo children suffering from suimmer diarrhoea will almost always cure, as it will dysen. tory In adults. SPIOED OURRANTI.-FrUit that is too old for jelly, such as is now' coming to market, may ho used for spicing. To seven pounds of fruit, add one pint of vinegar-and three and one-half pounds of mugar. Boil the currants, sugar and vine gar till they ayo a thick conserve like mar cnalade; just before taking it off the fire idd powdered cinnamon and cloves to the taste. Cook a few minutes longer and then pour into a jar It is a good accom paniment of roast mutton, and the dark 3rimson mass makeos a very pretty dish on hoe table. KEr.Y's motor Is now known to us as 'the tramp," because it won't work, Sk ~n d4 a 01 you T it 0 61. H. W 'of Baltimor *howng how he cured hi t of druuke . ries by the help of Ho * R 3Atk's. His .A: wond9rul case. He I well known in Rochster, I4Y., byall he drinki pee. ple there. H h ke9*s in this Ci cluati, Now Orleans, Z.v York flitot, all pver the country, as he haW,,,0peAt thousauds of d6lars for rum. jhonestly, believe his card would be worth'N10Adde of do;lars lo you in this city and:1Atimore alone, and make thousands of pober men by inducing the use.of your Bitters. J. A. W. Milton, Del., Feb. 10, 1880. Havin used Hop Bitters, the noted remeyfr debility, nervousness, indiges. tion, etc., 1 have no hesitation in saying that it is indeed an excellent medicine, and recommend it to any one as a truly tonic bitters. Respectfully. liv Alits. J. I. ELLGOOD. I declined to insort your advertisement of Hop Bitters last year, because I then thought they might not be promotive of he cause of Temperance, but ind they are and a yery valuable medicine, myself anda wife having beon greatly b::n6itted by them, and I take great pleasure in making t.hem known. REv. JOHN SEAMAN. Editor Home Sentinel, Afton, N. Y. Scipio,'N. Y, Dec. 1, 1779. I-aw the Pastor of the Baptist church here and an educated physician. I am not in practice, but am my sole family physi cian, and advise in many chronic cases. Over a year ago I recommended your Hop Bitters to my invalid wife, who has been under medical treatmbnt of Albany's best physicians several. years. She has been greatly benefitted and still uses the medi cine. I believe she will become thorough ly cured of her various complicated dis eases by their use. We both recommend them to our friends, many-of .whom have also been cured of their various ailments by them. Rzv. E. R. WARREN. Cured of Drinking. "A young friend of nune was cured of an insatiable thirst for liquor that had so prostrated his system that he was unable to do any business. He was entirely cured by the use of Hop Bitters. It allayed all that burning thirst ; took away the appetite for liquor; made his nerves steady, and he has remained a sober and steady man for more than two years, and has no desire to re turn to his cups, and I know of a number of others that have been cured of drinking by it."-From a leading R. R. Official, Chicago, Ill. Wicked for Clergymen. "I believe it to be all wrong and even wicked for clergymen or other public men to be led Into giving testimomals to quack doctors or vile stuff called medicines. but when a really meritorious article is made up of common valuable remedies known to all, and that all physicians use and trust in daily, we should freely commend- it. I therefore cheerfully and heartily commend Hop Bitters for the good they have done me and my friend firmir btliv tj% ?UUVU LUiUR Lor1 MMIL Be -iAill be without them. lAy E -. Washington, D. 0. A good Baptist clergyman of Bergen, N. Y., a strong temperance man, suffered with kIdney trouble, neuralgia and dizziness al most to blindness, over two years after he was advised that Hop Bitters would cure him, because lie was afraid of and preju diced against the word "bitters." Since his cure he says none need fear but trust in Hop Bitters. My wife and daughter wore made healthy by the use of Hlop Bitters and I recommend them to my people.-Methodist ClergymaP' Mexico, N. Y. I had severe attacks of Gravel and Kid ney trouble; was unable to get any medi cine or doctor to cure me until I used Hop Bitters, and they cured me in a short time. -A distinguished lawyer and temperance orator of Wayne County, N. Y.,* AonioULTURAL-'Twas a sultry and muggy day, but the agent, wiping the perspiration from his brow, and throwing his linen duster back began : " Madame, is y our husband about?i" "Yes he's about, but I 'tend to all agents that show themselves round here. What is it ?" "I'm introducing a threshing machine In in this neighborhood and--" " Not In this neighborhood you ain't, if I know It. I'm competent to do all the threshing that is needed on this farm. You ask my boys Bill and Bamn, and If you don't belheve them ask my man just oy er in the lot thiere," and a alight advance that- she made in his direction suggested to him that he had better move on before she tried her power on him. WIVso Wortis of a Wii,ug Witnuess. At the close of a mass meeuting, accord ing to the report of the samne published in a La Grange paiper,reference,'was made to the phenomenal eflicacy of St. Jacob's Oil in the many painful diseases to which man. kind is subject. We refer to the above as showing how strong a hold the Old Ger man Remedy for Rtheumatismi, has on the experience and good wishes -if the great public, BEAsIDE UONVER1SATION :--" The lien Is a frugal housekeeper," said the old Doeni nique ; " she finds her nest and then she makes her own spreads." " And the chicks have to shell out before she scratch es a single worm for them," said the Bantam. "Yes, indeedy," said the Dom inique '" the chick comes down the first thing.'I " He has to." said the Span gle, " feather or no." " How can the hen make him come down ?" asked the April chicken, who was just too fresh for anything. " Son," said the Spanish cock, solemnly, " I cannot tell a lie ; she does it with her little hatch it." [Danvilie, (ill.) News.j John 8tein, Esiq., City Bre,wer, referring to its valuable qualities said to a New8 re presentative: I have us'ed St. Jacob's Oil in my fanfilly and recommeind it to mny ac qualitances. It ha. always given the best satistaction, and is truly a wonderful remedy. T,itY were at a dinner party, aid lie re. marked that be supposed she was fond of ethnology. She said she was, but she was not very well, and the doctor had told her not to eat anything for dessert but orangep. LITrLE Sadie while her mnother was try ing to get her to sheep, beeame interested in some noise outside.' She was told that It was caused by crickets when she sage ly observed, "Mbamima, f think he ought to be oiled," ~1 h s son s bi, and a SouZ obth anyt gyoiterday,'rea et till 1gt home,1 was the rather iad response. Ga mwjpN of the jury," said an Irish layON' "It wdj be t4 p you 0to Nhet er the defendant hall beal ow to )ne into court,with xin)ushpg fooiltep with a cloak of hypoIry In h - mout md draw three buoks out of htj 0llen 'a poket with Impunity.n Bogus Certifioates. It is no vfe drugged stuff, pretendini to be made of wonderful foreigi roots, barks, &o. and pufed by long bogio iertIfleaies of preteded miraculous cures, but a simple, pure, effective . medleine, made of well known valuable remedies, that furnishes its own certificates by its cures. We refer to Hop Bitters, the purest and best- of medi. oines.--Exchanqe, PLEASANT OREETINo:-" Well, well I low are ye?. You look -brown as a ber ry,toughas a nut, Been on your vaca Aon?" wasthe greeting Job Shuttle met his morning. "Yes, yes. I feel much refreshed," was tl6e reply; "feel better La body and mind." " You don't say ! Been giving your mind a vacation to? I ldn't think that was tired. You havn't worked It any this last six years." 'Twas l very grim look Shuttle gave his friend. DoMxsno BLIS;-" I never tire ot read ing ' Paradice Lost,' said Miss Posigush, 'ier eyes beaming with a dreamy languor. "Don't you admire it, Mr, Crab?" " No, I don't, replied Crab crisply. " I used to read it before I was married, but now" -casting a look toward Mrs. Q.-" I know what 'Paradise Lost' is without read mg it." No wonder Mrs. Orab says Crab is a brute. A KIND-WRITER SAYS :--, You can trust a man who loves a horse or a dog." A livery stable man says he has tried it and ands there is no money in it. TfERE are two possible things greatly Ireaded by New Yorkers just now. One s a bear famine, and--we have forgotten he other. vegetine Purifles the Blood, Renovates and Invigorates the Whole System. ITS MEDIOINAL PROPERTIES ARE Alterative, Tonic,lSolvent and Diuretio. Vegetine is made exclusively from the juices t carefully-eeleted barks roots and herbs, and so strongly concentratea that it will effect Usilly eradlcatO froM the system every taint of Beroflinla, crofulous lirunor, umeors, Vancer, Cancerous Hlusnor, Erysipe. las, Satl Rheum, byphilitie Diseases, Canker, Faintness at the stomach, and all diseases that arise from impure blood. 'SeS. atica, Inflamnatory and chronic Rheumatism Neuralgia, Gout and spinal rompaes can only be effectually oured through the blood. For Ulcers and Eruptive Diseases of the Skin. auti,les, Pimples, Blotches, Bolls, Tetter scaldhead and Ring. Worm, VJGBRT1 R has never failed to effect a permanent cure. For Pains in the Back, Kidney Con. tlaints, Dropsy Female Weakness, eneorrheen, ar&s(ng from Internal utej VSke(6 )6tWdiVty hon thb'causes of these clompaints. It invigorates and strengi hens the wrole system, actat upon tho accretive organs, toay I nflamm atIon, cures ulceration and regu For Catarrh., Dympepsa Habituai Coutiveuness. Pr.lp ttation ofT the Heart, ileadache. F'ileu, Nervousness, end ueesseram Frostratiomn of thne Nervous Byste*n. no medicine lhas ever given such per root satistacion as the Yogetine. It purfles Ihe blood, cleanses all the organs and possesses a controiling power ever the nervous system. The remarktable cures effected by Vegetine have Induced many physicians and' apotheca ries, whom wknow, toprescrIbe and use It Inl in fact. Vegerine Is the best'. remedy yet dis sovered for the above diseases, and Is the only reliable BLOOD I'iIUIER yet placed before the public. Vegetinie, - EEPARUD BY H. It. STEVENS. Boston, Mass. Vogetine is Sold by all Druggists. P88. LYDIA E. PINKAM, OF LYNN, MASS;~ L.YDIA E. PINKHAM'3 VEGETANLE COMPOUND. Is a Positive ore for all tose ain al Compl1It and We kms,s It wiln euro entirely the worst form of Female cas. 1 plainits, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulceou tIon Falling and Displacoments, and the conso.luentI spinal weakness, and Is particulurly adapted to the Change of Life. It will ditsolvo and expel tumors fromn the uterau In{ an waly stage of development. The tendency to ce.- 4 corous humcxestheis cheoked veryspeedily by its Gae. It removes faintness, Ilatuleney, destroys all eraving for stimulante, and relIeves weakness of the stomach. It cures BloatIng, Headaches, Nervous Prostration, General Debility, sileeplessness, Depression and Idi. gestion. That feelIng of bearIng down, causIng pain, weight and backache, is alwva1s permanently cured by Its use. It wIll at all tines and under all olreumstances aetln harmony with the lawa tUsat govern the female systern. For the euroft Kidney Complaints of either sex thi* 4 Compound Is nusurpassed. I,YDIA E. P'INEIiAM's VEoETABLE (Co1. POUNDI. prepered at 313 and 335 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Price $1. si bottles for $5. Sent by mai In the form of pills, also In the form of lozenges, on eeipt of price, gi per be: for either. Mrs. Plnkhain freely anmwers all letters of Inquiry. sond for pamph,s let Address as above. Mentions Si. Ibsper. No family should be without, LYDIA E. PINKUIf' LIVER PILiLS, they cure cosastIpation, biliousne 3, and torpidity of the liver. 35 cents nor box. *W- Sold by sall D)3aqgiats. -sEm Those answreringt an Advetisemaenh eVIl stfor a sayer upo the Advuerteser anid the Publishetb s thtthey saw the adver. lleat o t nese naamine the usaae !'OUNG MEN IfiMa ?Ilan T eain %* t rai oa satIon, ald reo VAA,EN NIWT One Dollar The Bst Sos' *... .8clun tor nsam~o o eec adigmaterawlti th a ve)l oo amouth. Bore.ed kissing must bvui and tinsatisfactory. ae e it t and they may pee e AuNol gentleman, who sti0oed .i had mastered the Edglish language, w saly puzzled one day when aJrlend loolf ed at him and said. "11ow do you do I Y "Dovat" Imean "howdo you fid Yourself' "V air, I nover8loses myself.'" .But how do you feel I" "Smooth you just feel me." OuR thoughts, our hearts, our very be ings grow tender with age," said the boarding,house keeper thoughtfully. "Ye," said the new boarder, who was battling with a piece of fowl, " but chickens do not." The landlady looked as It she saw thes point. Set back 43 Years. "I was troubled for many years with Kidney Complaint, Gravel, &3. ; my blood became thin; I was dull and inactive: could hardly crawl; was an old worn out man all over; could get nothing to help me, until I g.t Hop Bitters, and now I am a boy again. My blood and kidneys are all right and I am as activo as a man of 89, although I ait 7-1, and I have no doubt it will do as well lor others of my age. it is worth a.trial -(Father ) STRANGE IMPERTI' --Pastor: "Yes, birs. Brown. Tak consideration the fact that the Sn. dly ever pay their pew rents it is at. _,,y bad taste on their part to sing so loudly and throw much unction into their prayers." Mrs. Brown: " Quite too terribly shocking I" - A COPENHAGEN DISPATOHK SAYs ;-"EiU gration from 8weden this year is expected to amount lo 70,000 persons." This Is good. We shall get some new notions in the Swele by and by. How to Got Well. Thousands of persons are constantly trou bled with a combination of diseases. Diseased kidneys and costive bowels are their tormen tors. They should know that Kidney-Wort aotson these organs at the same time, causing them to throw off the poisons that have olog od them, and so renewing the whole man. =ndred tify to thts.-PUeburqh Pot. A TRoY lawyer asked a woman on the witness stand her age, and she promptly eplied: " Old enough to have sold milk for you to drink when a baby, and I haven't got my pay yet," CUPID MEETS THO .oL1WN:-When the bold Highlander went courting he tersely introduced himself : " Ann Saxon I am Roderick Dhu." Ann replies: " Dhu Aill I FfoM observing the effects of petroleum upon the heads of operators at the wells Dame the shrewd Pittsburgher's great dis Dovery CARBOLINE, a deodorized extract of petroleum, this is the only article that will produce new hair on bald heads. It never falls. METEROLOGIOAL:-" When the days be tin to lenfthen, the cold begins to dtrengthen; * and conversely, when the lays begin to shorten, then the heat be lins to hotten. let married at the time agreed upon. He ind a taste of hiis honeymoon in advance YEoETENE Is now p)rescribed in cases of Bcrofula and other diseases of the blood, by many of the i eat physician2s, owing to s great success in curing all diseases of this natiure. WUErx a man attains the age of nicety te may be ternted XCd Iugly old.-Ex ihange. When a man attains the age of rorty he may be said to XL. I'r is true that the crow is a thief, and steals the farmer's corn ; but it is not without caws.-What causes him to car rian so?i "A lady ha d the flesh eaten off her arm by serofula. Could see the sinews working. 'Lindsy's Blood Searcher' cured her." J. Kialaton, E3lderton, Pa. . FRIEnDsuIP:- -" No, I don't know the 3enator," said Jones; " but I kicked his log once that is the only acquaintance I mave with him,'' "WHAr I sediment," as the river mur inured during hIgh water.-Did that set le it ?-There are grounds for -believin g hat it did. THERE 1s no excuse for any one having a meadache, dIzzmness, fever and ague, or ma aria, if they take "Sellers' Liver Pills." Thme best wash that we ever heard of is niade as follows: For one barrel of color rash-Half a bushel white lime, 8 pecks iydrauic cement, 10 pounds umber, 10 >ounds ocher, 1 pound Venetian red, quarter iound lampblack. Blake the hime; cut the aumpblack with vinegar; mix well together; add the cement, and fill the barrel with rater. Let it stand twelve hours before ising, and stir frequently while putting it in. This is not white, but of a light stone olor, without the unpleasant glare of vhito. The color may be changed by *dding mor e or less of the colors named, ir other colors. The wash covers well, ceding only one coat, and ls superior to nything linown, excepting oil paint. We ave known a rough board barn washed vith this to look well for five years, and yen longer, without renewing. The gement hardens, but on a rough surface nill not scale. Recently Dr, k'earse, of Plymouth, England, presents the claims of onions as omedial in cases of consumption. He tates that more than four-.flths of the suf erers from that disease have a decided lesire for onions. They prefer them raw, aten with salt, but they like themi cooked oo. He, therefore, la of the opinion that minons should form part ot' the diet of pa. ,bats afficted with pulmonary diseases. *' fough on Rats"' Ask Diuggiea for it. It clears out rats, nice, roaches. bed-bngs, flies, verain, in est. 15c.* See advertisement of P. 0. Viecery for Ag mia a another column. Mr. Vickery is Mayor of the )ity of Avgusta, Maine, which is a sure guarantce hat ali wil.bo fairly dealt with. Mssns. MIoRGAN & HWADivY, Mutual LIfe Building, Tenth and Chiestnut street s, he on liand a superb stock Of extra flue quslt ia nonds, whitch they offer at as low price as itonos of the first quality, pr-rfect alike in color and shape, can be sold for. Do vou want an UltiGE or LEMON 3ROWVk or a home in the Land of Flowers, 02 a learn of It?P Send *2-Si for six months o Democrat, Key West, Fla. Largest paper In Bloi; most southern In Union. A paplet sith al Information of soil, climate lcton, >range, cocoanuts, 4e., wIth full, large nia if Stte fre.to yearly subscribers. Bamp) re pert ie utterance of e 4 W . of artio ar ticulalon hf b on the hj an It Is worked 'Ith keys ike ta -Mus,a8, In strument. A. bellows made of wood an( India rubber 4erves for. the lunp; a smal #1itdriill is pleced in front of the 4elowi to-give triling sounds; the IV'Dyx Is mad4 S isingle membrane of hippop,041311 and 1i.dla rubber; and a ". . % lips,. i tongue anI b nose complete the organ of the apparatus Fourteen distinct sounds are titt 11 and, by combining these, any w6k 0 language can be produced-also laughlif and wbimpering. Regulato the Xecretions. In our endeavord to preservo health it is'01 the utmo-t importance thas we keep the a tory system in perfect oonditiou. The Wolj known remedy Kidney-Wort, has speeloo go. tion on the kidneys, ltver and bowels. Use it instead of doping with vile bitters or drastic pill. It to purely vegetable, and ie prompt but mild iuaotiou. IL Ns prepared iti both dry and liq id form and sold by druggatd everywhere. -Reading Eagle. K. L. J. Bodazs6w8ky asks attentioi In Dingler'8 tourfal to rapid oscillator) movements wh4orio<are observed in smo,10 and steam whorVliewed by the microfopt illuminated by the solar or the eleotri light. The molecules are, of a spherica form, and are continually exhibiting strang( attractive and repulsive , forces. Th( vapors of acids, ammonia, and aulphui vapor, when examined by the light 01 glowing platinum wire with a powerful microscope, exhibit similar movements. GREAT GERMAN REMEDY FO13 | if RDUMATISM, NEURALIAt 'iiljinliuiuuijiflf ii SCIATICA, LUMBAGO, BACKACHE, SORENESS """""i SORE THROAT, Mil1mulb QUINSY, ag1 SWELLINGS AD SPRAINS, unn FROSTED FEET 101HEE AND EARS, 3MrMnVS AND GeReri Bodily Pa, TOOTH, EAR AND HEADAOHE, AND ALL OTHER PAINS AND t* Comp ativ . u a ens suffering with painoan have chap and positive proofrc Its claims. DIRucroWss IN ELEYEN L,ANOUAGE5, SOLD BY ALL DRUBOISTS AND DEALERS !N MEDIGIME. A. VOGELER 6, 0O. Blafhmo,-es 11., V.8. .& TjiE GREAT CURE. PiOR RH EU MA TISM As it Is for all diseases of the KIDNEYS, E.IVER AND BOWELS. t cle1anees the sysem or the ai poison only the viotims of Rheumatism can resUse. THOUSANDS OF CASES of the worst forms of this terrible disease have been quickly relieved, in a shorb time PERFEOTLY OURED. has had wo de~rfta seuccess, ed an mee dredsofeasesithheoured whereall else had fi.Iis mfid, btucffel's"in' oIsIIeAI ha clenes predbthoutsand ~sNa ie teo allftee mprtmnt ors of e body. Tsed i very houleasedofldisase,a h owes mo h feel and healtfrly n thi wthe w ot se ar edcatedr yr pa it. htas , eqa eproeytensyd inetharort I *. syte of aab moair tio. t ulb u se n ver rhou eho d a a n formation nry Veealeen nna, m A l o ir on i Fen Nve r toe Aen ao hoi both O YL DRG oT anCE NB, Ol ayeo Aureoma no.a 10k 0 kI 4 1wr 3alarlo id an Unseen Vaporous Poison, spreading dIse4se and death in inhuy lo. caies, for whior quie is no nuie antidote. blit for the effects ofhich h o ttqr's Stomach Ditere Is not only i thorough remdy, but a roll abe prevenlivo. To- this fact. there is an over whelmbing array of testimony, extetiding over a period orthirty years. All disorders of the liver, stomach a nd bowels are also coinur8d by the ditters. For sale by all Druggists and Dealers generally. A UINTETTE OF NEW MUSIC BOOKS I DITSON & C. have rea%1Jor the .M Trade and .Abr (ie t"o fl Musio' ,Iachera Choirs an Sigig Cla*s' the fiowing books, of, unap. '*0119ble e.cellenoe in tier peclai eparimem Emes HERALD OF PRAISE.I. The new Churoh Mosic Book for 1881-1882. Send $1 for Speoin) coAW. I Emerson's 11DEAL 1 .ta# The new an supeior bo Singing o lasses. Emerson's I SONG BELLS.I a(0eta.) The new, genial and beautuul collection of Selhool songs. Send 0 ots. for Specinen Copy. Toey oBEACON IGHT I 20 (30 et.) All radilait with eauy, and full of the Sweetest Melody. For Sundaylachools. Send 80 eta. for Sjcmynen Copy. (a t ) L GHT AND LIFE. IU .shn : (8oe largo. wer filled, adinirably selected and gm ed, and every way desirable collection of Sun ohool and Gospel Meeting Music. -Bond 0s. forbspectmen Copy. OLIVER DITSON & CO., Boston, CIIAS. H. DITSON & CO., J. E. DITSON 843 Broadway, N. Y. 1228 Chestnut St.,lhina. $1 A DAY DON'T PAY! We can start you in a business where you can maki FIVE DOLLARS A DAY. -1.00 will get 40 useful articloi neded in every house wortli 10 censts racli. Sdold nq 5 cents pays 01 proflS. Two gross for $b.00. Address at once. T. 0. BAKER, Box 129, Meadville, Pa. $10 BIBLE PRIZE NO. 2. $10 To the first person tllinf its how many tineq the wordpt?thorl al)pears fit he New Testament SMip tures, before Nov. hit, IMI,. we will send 010 In golk. tu a copy of Shaver's Monthly Musical Review oon = e vupgoeral pieceu of no% nmuske, songs news f'te, eta as our offer Is for tho purpose of %coing out ciroulation, each comlpetitor miust send 20 cents for a op. Tie allowance veit those living at a distance. A uire . SHAVEI'S oNTHl.Y -IUsICAL RTVINW, Zric, Pm. BL E for Boys. isterstown bf 14nd. Ternm. $276 a year. An unRurpasse board school. Prof.!. 0. KIN EAR, A.AL, Principal. - ,000 Agents Wanted for Lie of GARFIELD It contains the full history of his noble and eventful our ty d e end for e rtuearsaand extrS ATIONAL PUDLIHING Co., Philadelphia, Pa.( OU CAN BUY THE BL'ATCHLEY t PUMP - Uninesorwith Copper, Porcelain,or Iron LIin . ac one stenciled with my name as . . manuactures; is warranted in material and con struction. For sae by the best houses in the trade. If ou do not knew where to get this nme of agent nearest y70 Wi1o will suppl y ou at my lowest prices. OHAB. 0. BLATCHLEY, Manufaoter Ir -308 Market 8t.. Philadelhl Pa. ONL.Y $20 for this style of PHiILA DELPillA SINGS Et. Equal to any Singer in te a rkot. Rte b e.' /otspavofbs*. Tbislsthsamne * *fiO. Al Mncchines *ratetr cular and TestimonIals. Addres CH ARLES A. WOOl) & c0. 2 17 I. 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