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AGRICULTURE. IF the sheep are poorly fed, Wo milh exposed, allowed to lie on damp beds, or otherwise maltreated, so that the general health suffers, the skin parti cipates in the imperfect nourishment of the bodily organs, and the wool be Ing less abundantly supplied with the liquids produced by the cutaneous pa. plie from which it grows, and recei.y Ing less of the oily secretions (yolk) from the sebacous glands, withers, hardens, loses its normal elasticity, and is liable to become matted into dense and inextricable masses while stillt ot the back of the sheep. If there is seab or any skin eruption which timl. pairs the natural nourishment of the wool, the condition is 1-kely to be ag gravated, and the matting is even more dense and solid, because the wool is imprisoned by the haidenlug of the diseased exudation around the ilna ents. By.care to keep the health good and to keep the sheep constantly thriv ing, the wool will retain such an unc tuQys covering, and such lite and elas ticity,. that cotting will be virtually Impossible. 'the avoidance of cotting, therefore implies the avoidance 01 lil cause of ill-health or poverty, whether found in poor hielter, con finement, bai air, poor 0r innutritious lo0, lack of water, worms in lunis, bowels, or else . where, scroftila, and Otilbe colLstitutiot al ailments,or sea 1) or other diseatses of the'skin. When the wool is already cot. ted it will uslally be found liposs1by to restore it; and the object should be so to improve the condition of the sys temn and skip as to insure tir t the lu ture grewth of this and succeedingsea sons shall be natural and strong. Tils coin se ll's the double advantage that it. not only secires better wuol buti a heavier clip,and gives at the saie Lime stainlna and vigor to the flock. (New Albany ledger-Standaid. Speaking ox uovernors stgzests the mentien of an item we received from Mr. Henry A. Knight, Foreman at Chas. Waters & Co.'s Govornor and Valve Works, Boston, Mass.: I have used St. Jaro''s Oil among our em ployes and find that it never tails to cure. The men are delighted with the wonderful effects of the Ol, as it has cured them ot bruises, burns, etc. SOILINO STc'C.-A writer says that his own experience of' fifty years has taugh him that the regular soiling of cattle is best for the farmer and for his fields, bringing in greater profit and nmintaining the fertility of the lai;d at a iighur point--that twice as rnluch foddcr can be )roduLICed Oil a given surface when the forage plant is allowed to grow as a cultivated crop, and reach a certain degree of imaturity than when, as in pasture, it is contin ually cropped off and trodden dowi. lie believt s, as (o all the best German writers o1 the subject, talit tie n.i't successful system of agriculture in the long ruin is that in whlich i Ilirge quan tity of stock is kept and led well, and a careful rotation of crops is 1ollowed, in which the sanme cropl is never plit twice In succession ol tile siamhle latid. The soiling system miakes it easIer to carry out the second part of this pro grannie, and the greater variety ol crops that canl be raised o 1a long rota tion provites a greater v.riety of fod der for thle stock, so that these two features of the best modern agricultu ral practice, work admnirably together. Tho solling systen provides a iore uniform ration in respct to quantity, and avolds uitich loss of' manure. it may be pretty safely aflirmeld that. the droppings oi cattle in tile pat~ures are more than11 halt' walshed by drying inl the suln,or by 1(M)stronlgdosing with filtiure iu isolated spots8 here andU there.' Wh iere land is checap and11 abunldanlt, andi cannot. be profitatbly cultilvated an~d carriedl upl to a hilgh degrei'e of ttility palstuhrage over a largei porhtion of t.he farm may be allowed, but whlen hlighl (armling pay13s, pastunre land1 is a po inlvestmlentL, and( maly eat up~ a1 lar'ge part of the prloflts 11011 the cltiva'1ted 11olds. IloG Cihoz.ERA IEMESD!Es --l~hverybo. dy knowvs thlat it ia tile easiest thin~g ini the wor'ld to get certilcationis to thne virtues of a patent medicine. Whlen the hlog chlolera attacks aL herd or a neighborhood, thlere always comes a time when thle diseaise has1 run its c'ourise anid sulbsides. if, .just at this po011t, auny remedy has been used, it gets5 tile credit of' doing tile business, w Ihn, ill fact, it was Nature's own work, Ill anlothe1r case a man11 escapes tile dhisease on his farm, whlile is nleighibor' have all suffered f rom Its attacks. If lie has1 been using anythbing as a pre'ventivn' during tis per'od, lie is qjuite wIllIng to give that thing the credit for hiis 11m mnunity, wile as a nmatter' of fact, sim1 iar cases are r'eporited cver'y day wheore no0 remeldy whatever is us ed. Very mtuch depends ulponl prIoper at tenltioni to salnitar'y regulat ionsl; and11 wheni thlese are promptly restorted to, the ravages of' the disease hIlay usual ly be checked withIout the at'd of meW dieine. [J~hgin, (h1t.) Dlaily Leader.) Thle subjoined opinion, wve per'ceiv e, is by JT. A. Daniels, E~q., of Messrs. Stogdill & Daniels, attorneys, La Crosse, W'Iis., and1( appears in the La Cross3 Chroincle: Somietimeo since, I was attacked withl inih ill and1 below one of my knee jo'nts. A few appl.icaI tions of St. .Jleob's Oil q'meti'd tile pain and relieve d theo inflamlumatlon. I re gard it as8 a vlualb l medicineu. A N exebahnge says that ai 1hndy corn sheller maiy be mlade from a ieice of plank two feet long, two inchesl~ thliek and ten ines wide. Drive elihtpen iiy nails pretty thlickly inito tile cenltrli part, just to thlat they will no~t comet through, and( for' a distanice (f tenl or twelve inches along tile surface of the plank. A smallll strip should be thick ed across theO upp)er cnd and11 on the un1 der 81(de to ho0h( 0on to to tile top) of at box when in use. T1he cornh is shiel ied by rubbing Itihe eas upon~h the healds of the na1il1, tile boai'd resting Ill a slanlt lng positioni In tile box. A good wagon grease for winter is a mnixturi of ne p10Iound of tatliow, 0one pint of castor oil, and1( Ohio pound1 of black lead, 1111 meltedI anid rulbbed ny together into. a paste. T1his is durab'leli, and will not nleed relnewilng so of tell Ias grease without the black lead. TiIo purify a sinik or draiu, dlissolve one-half' pound1( of coppleraJs ini two g allons of water. Pour in half of' tils Aiqtuidl one day and1( tile other hlf the next. Cow peaS that senid thir) loots deep) into tile earth are conlsidered tile best sub soiling agent to be had. ..INClS NATI girls cobsole the~istivest for slIpping 01n tile ice [)y sayinig that they belong to "sidewaik skating clubs." A si'ony in thlree chapters: Chap ter 1-Jones startedi a drug store Uhapter 11.-Ills cash ran out. Chlap DOMESTIC. AN IMPORTED GLUE DRESsxNG Fot WOUNDs.--Cabinet makers and wood workers generally are familiar with the uses of glue in dressing tool cuts and other slight wounds incident to their calling. The glue pot is always handy in their shops, and a glued rag answers as well as the best adhesive plaster. In a recent paper before the Philadelphia Academy of Burgery, Dr. H1ewson recomtends the addition of acetic acid to the glue, and a little attar of roses to cover the odor of the glue and the acid. This compound spread on paper or muslin makes, lie says, a good substitute for adhesive plaster for surgical use. It is eailly and quickly prepared simply by put ting into a vessel of boiling water a bottle containing one part of glue to four, by measure, of the acid, and let ting the bottle remain in this bath un til the glue is fully dissolved and mix ed with the acid. Common gluo may be used and ofloilnal acetic acid, to be had at any drug stare. The mixture should be kept in a wide-mouthed bot tie, well stoppered by a long cork, which canl always be removed by heat ing the neck of the bottle. Care should be taken to keep the inoith of tie bot ie clean by wiping it well with a cloth dipped in hot water. A bottle of this cheap and easily prepared dress ing would be a good thing to have at i .u as well as at the workshop. Worthless MiUMf Not so fast my friend ; if you could see the strong, healthy, blooming Imon, women and children that have been ralsed frnm beds of s'ckness, sutflring uind almost deathi,)v the use of ilop Bit ters, you wotuld say "Glorlous atnd I1-. valuable remedy," See another col uniti.-Philadelphia Press. CHEAP FLOon PAiN.-Soak gle over night in cold water, boll it to a jelly, iix ye low ochre and whiting with a little water to a light tint, and stir into the glue, and apply warm to the Iloor, which iust be free from grease. It quickly dries, when it ieds a coating of boiled linseed oil. Th-is is not ex pensive, as half a polllid as the cheapest quality of glue will do, costing twen ty-lIve cenits a pound, and halt a pound in two quarts of water will ,-over a floor fourteen feet square. It must be boiled in the water in which It is soaked. The ochre Is live cents a )ound,and a quart of oil costing twenty live cents a pound, and half a pound in two quarts of water will cover a floor fourteen feet square. It must be holled in the water in which it is soak ed. The oubro is five cents a poun d, and a quart of oil costing twenty cents should be enough for he second co.tt, which will dry over night. It Is best applsed early in the alternoon, some day when an early dinier allows the kitchen to be shut up till next morn Ing. There was a youvg lady quite fair Who had much trouble with her fiair, 6o she bought Carboline And a sight to be seen, [s the head of this malden. I declare. BAKED flED SNAIIEnI.-Take a snap per weigluhig eight pounds. wash it in cold water and wipe dry; sprinkle a little salt inside and out.and pour over it two tablempoonfuls of sweet oil; make a stulling of' half a loaf of bread, soaked in warm water; cut an onIon line and fry a light brown In a table spoonful oi butter; squeeze your bread perfectly dry and put it III the frying pin with the onion ; keel) the pani on the lire and stir the bread in till it no longer sticks ; take it off' and season with a teasp~oonlful salt, half as much white pepper, a p)'inch of cayennme, a teasp)ontul each of dlrIed and pulver ized thyie and miajon am, and a table spoonuiil of Itiely chopped paurdley; stuf your tishi, seWv it up, and bake in ai qick oven for an hour and a halt, basting -occasionally with a lIttle sweet, oil, garnishi your ilh with thin 13y slICedl enioon, hard-boiled eggs and -lfprigs of l arsily ; serve with plenty ot drawn butter for s:.uce, as the fish is omieW wlhat dry. T'z Hforin~s of disling t.abies have var ied in shape according to the dictates of f ashion, caprice or necessity. The tables of the ancienits were arranged either ini the form of a semni-circle or thiree sides (of a squiare, airoundit the out side of whicit the guests reclined up~on couches, leavinig the space withIn open to the ser vants. In the feudal (lays, the Eniglsh barons had their tables inade in the form of the letter 'T. 'Thiis fasilioni ia niow vory popiular on the oc i'aion of large din ner parties. A del heate question was atmieably settledh by hiug Arthu r, w ho gave the "'round utble"' prefere nc, so that his knights ighlt not qu tarrel for precede~n ce. Tlo lKiE:r ConN~:t BEEF JUicY.-Al waiys put corneitt beef back to keep uns til the next day in the liquor it was bo(iletd in. Insteadl of the hard , brown wvoodl y sublstanie ihat is sornetimes serve(i as cold corned beef, kept in this way it will always be juicy, as it reabaorbs mitich of' the rich ness of the liquor itself. Skims I le liquor of course belore set tinag it away, and it wtill keep as5 well in the p~ >t it was boiled ini as aniythaing else. Th'ie tenider' parit of the r'um p makes the best, seleuction for salt hIAluAssr~o UnxSAMrs.-An unnatural excitemient of the brain andh nervous system is the direct canise of sleepless seas, as also of' harassing nocturnal dreamsii~ . VEG.flETiNE has a peculiarly soothing elyeet ini all such eases, when tatken just bef ore going to bed. PoTTEn ?M EAT~.- I move all gristle, halrdi pieces anid fat fromi the meat; mineie it very fine, anid pound1t it in a mortar with a little butter,some gravy, well freed from fat, and a spoonfuil of liarvey or Worcester sauce; beat it, to a smoioth paste, seasonintg (Itring the piroress with pound5 (ed clove or aifsiplee, mace or' grated niutmleg, salt, and a lit t'e t'ayennle; puit it mi pots, press~ It close down anud cover with clariied butter, or with marriow fat. Ti onts in ani early s~~tgeof develop menut, are ex pelled by the use or Lydia E. P'inkhmu's V egetable Compound. UnANJIEnnY SA Uc,-WaVs~l' and pick a qutart, of ripe eranmberrics and pu1t thabem into a sauicepan wvth a teacup full of' water ; stew slowly, etirring otten un til they' are as thick as mlar maslade); they requtire alt least one hiour' and a half to cook; whuen youa take them from tihe fire swce:cen thiem aun~idatlty with white sugar ; If sweetieed while cooking, time color will be (lark ; put themn inito a mould and set, aside to get cold, Frin POTAroES.-Cut into (lice cold( boiled potatoes and fry ini two 81)poon luIs or' more of good beef dlrippiings. Salt, and~ when the mass is brown, ser~ve. VznY taking.-Colds. Very glad The Dru'iggists. The very best remedy. -Dr., Bull's Cough Syrup. eTrOROUS. A 8PEMAKER atan American "conven tion," on being addressed by a gen tleman as "Colonel," repudiated the military title, declaring he was not even a Captain. "Don't you live in Missouri ?" que ried his noew acquaintance. lie owned that he did live in Mis souri, and in a house with clinineys. "How many?" was the next ques tion. "Two.'' "Then I was right at first," exclaim ed the Interlocutor. "You see, I lived in Missouri, ahd know how it is. Over there, If a man has three chimnovs on his house, he's a General; if two, lie's a Colonel if only one, he's a Major t and if he ives in a dug-out and lias no chimney, he's a Captain anyhow; so I was right after all." YOUNo Snoodlekins had called at the Snithere' residence. le had seen Matilda homne once or twice and had now called to take her to fjhe concert. W title the young lady was fixing her hair M rs. Smithers was (colig the agreeable to Snoodlekins in the best parlor. Presently in comes the heir of the house or Smithers, aged ilve. "This Is Mr. Snoodlekins, Georgy,' sald tits mother. Georgy looked up at the young gen tleimian with a fa'e brightened up by recent recollection. "Manina likes you lots,'' lie said. "Does she?" asked Snoodlekins. "What makes you think so, Georzy ?" " 'Cause site salid she is glad Tiliy's got a beau at last." Snoodleklris turn crimson and Mrs. Sinithers cries, "Why, Georgy I'" and looks unspeakable unspeakableness. Itanttiters. Ladies, you cannot make fair skitz, rocy cheeks amd sparkling eyes with all the cosmetics of Franice, or beauti tIers ot the world, while in po>r health, and nothing will give you such good health, strength, buoyant spirits and beauty as Hop Bitters. A trial Is cer tain proof. See another columni. Telearaph. ''TA.K about losing your hearing at your age," said a Clevoland man to his wife, "Why I've got an aunt who is 85 years old, attd she can hear just as well now as she coul-1 at 10." "Has sie lost none of her faculty for hearing?" "N." "How is it, I wonder?" "Because she never had any. Born deaf and dumb." A YOUNo lady in the country, whose beauty foris a matter of general ad miration and tilscussion, in passing a group of olleers in the street, heard one of thein exclatin to his fellow, "By heavens, she's painted." "Yes, sir, and by ienven ontly," shie quickly reiLIed. The oillcer acknowledgert the full lorce of the rebuke and apologized. "MA," said a little boy, looking up from an Illustrated paper, "I wisti 1 was a South Arica boy." "What a wish that is, Willie. And whiy ?' " Because their mothers down there don't wear any slippers,'' responded the sage Willie. "I CAN'T imaginc what minakes you fellows walk with your elbows stick ing out,'' satid a yorig tingl ishinan to a grotI In a New York cluu the other day, "exce)t it is," lie added, aftert a 1,ause, "becauseyou all useL to carry pares honte when yout were boys." A YoI7Nu lady was cairessing a pretty sp~atliel andi n.urmta ring: "I1 do gove a nice dog l'' "A hi"i' sighed a dandy, standling n1ear : "I would 1 were a dlog.'' '"Never mind,'' retorted the young lady, siharply, "you'll growv." A MAN who0 land junst learned poker, but had not suihiieently mastered thei intricaciea of the game,beo, wildly upon showing lis hanid was told that "the spirit was willing but the flush was weak." INSANITY is no cauise for dhivorce in. Wisconsin. They thlink a peson inmust be crazy in the lirst placte to niarry, A MAN nlever looks so much like a red handed villaiu as whenm lie is tolo by tlie photographer to "look leas atlit.'' VEG ET INE KIDNEY COMIPLAINT. DISEASE OF TIlE IDNEYS. .*he syrmptoms of an acute attack of infiam. mationi of the kidneys are as follows: Fever, 1)ain ini thei small (if the back, andi tihence shoot. lng downward- numbness of the thbigh. vomitt lng. usua~lly at first a deep redl color of the ur no. which biecome's pale andi colorless as th- disossn increases, an Iisl distchaurgced very often wlth pain anid diffictulta; coatmveness, ar ti some de grou of cohe. ini chronto utsvas aof the kidneys the tympttomsl a e pain in the back and lmnbi, or thes, of tho skin, frequent urination (especi ally at nliht).genieral d ropsy, hedache,. dizzi ness of sight,. lndtgesu lon, aind palpitation of the l:eart, grad i loss of itrengtb paleness andi 'uhilneos of the face, cough anid shortness of Ini diseases of the kidneys the Vegetine gives :mmnediate re let. It, has never failed to cure whten it, h- taken regularly andi directions fel lowed. in many cases it may take several be:. r les. especially cases of long aiiauling. It aicts directly upon the secre~tons, cleansing ana strenrthenitng, removing all obstrutctions andi imiptrirues. A grat. maniy can testifry to cases of long standhig having been prfectly cu.edi by thet vegetine, oven after try neg many of tihe known reime les whicti are sa~d to be expressly for this diseas ,. Kidney Complaints. II.It.S~vR~ :CINCINNATI, 0., March 19, 1sTT. D'ar Sir :-i have used your VxosTINE for some lime, and can 1,tIlhiftliy say it hits been ia great beniiit, to me ;andi to those Siflerng from ils ca~cs of the KIdneys. I cheerfully a o ommendl it hlespctfuliy, 0. II. SMITII, Attested to by IC. II. A shfileld, Drurglst, C.or. Eighth andi C. nirral Avenue. Sin.TI.R. TEV~s CINciNNATI, 0., April 19, 1877. I have suffered several years with the Kidney ( omp~flin and wvas Inutid to t i y VoTt. i have takeni soveral lota ics of your preparation and I anm convinced it is a valuable remedy. II hats don -me'miorei gooud titan anmy ('titer medl emne. Ican heartily recommemni It to all suffer law from Kidnaey Onnants~h. Yoturs Iteapectrntly. J. 5. McM ItL N. First llook-ku-epor ior Newhiall, (Gale & Co..* Flm ?ieorchiant, No. st8 west, Front. st., Cincintnatl, Ot. YV..TINrr has Yestored thotusands to health Who had been long arnd painful sufferers FPRFARED a:V U. B. STEVENS, Boston, Mags. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. I S nanUges In the Earth's Burtmoe, The changes in the level or the earth's surface, which must have been rapid and vast in early geological ages, are yet in progress. Aside from par oxysinal changes,' such as the volcani6 upheavel of an island now and then, great areas of land in' different parts of the globe are undergoing a slow pro cess of elevation or subsidence. In Greenland a subsidence is taking place. For 600 miles, from Disco Bay to the Firth of Igaliko, the coast has been sinking for four centuries past. Old buildings and Islands have been -sub merged, and the Moravian settlers have had to pet down new poles for their boats, the old ones standing, Lyell observes. "as slient witnesses of the change." On the North American coast south of Greenland, from Labra dor to Now Jersey, It is supposed that similar changes are going on. G. H. Uuok concludes that a slow subsidence Is progressing along the coast of New Jersey, Long Island, and Martha's Vineyard; and according to A. Gesner, the land Is rising at Sc. John, in New Brunswick; sinking at the island of Grand Menan; rising on the coast op posite, at Bathurst; sinking about the Bay of Fundy, where there are regions of stumps submierged thirty-fkye feet at high tide; and risiag at Prince Ed ward's Islanjld, It is believed that, in the Pacifle ocean, the Coral Islands have, in sone portions, sunk not less than 6,00) feet during comparatively recent geologic times. Surveys made in Northen Sweden have shown, accord ing to Lyell, that the coast at that point is rising at the rate of four feet in a eentury. M. Clenamndot uses fine glass wool for diffusing the electric beam instead of ground or opal glass. 'I'he glass wool, whilh Is very tine, is placed In tubos; and the latter are united at their sides as to form a lantern, conical in shape. with the taper downwards. The tubes are closed at the top and bottom to ex clude dust, and it is found that only about fifteen per cent, of the light Is absorbed. Tihe opacity can however be increased by inserting more "wool ," and the light can be easily colored if desired. IN a country church recently a wo mai brought twins to be christened' "What names?" asked the clergyman. "Ohcrubin and Seraphim," said the woman, *for they continually do cry.' A Modern Medical Miraclo Is without doubt the discovery of ''Auakesis" by Dr. Silsboo, an infalhblo remedy for the most paintul and exasperating of all diseases, Piles. 500,000 once aflicted mortals gladly attest the virtuo of Anakesis and suffering millions joyouily hail the hope of relief. The simple. ratioral, common sense nature of this marvelous ditcovery of a cure so safe, casy and certain for a disease so painful and per sistent has excited the wonder of the people and admiration of medical men. It is the re suit of 40 years experience by a distinguished scientific physician. This really great remedy combines the soothing system of the English the mechanical method of the French and the horoio medical custom of American Surgeons. "Anakesis" therefore affords almost instant relief from pain, keeps up the raw sensitive tumors and hoth by pressure and medication curos the most inveterato cases of piles. It has stood the critical test of 20 years' use against the Cavils of ignorant imitations and unscrupulous empiricism, over half a million of persons have used it and none without benefit. 19octors of ail schools prescribe it as the nearest possible to an inta libie remedy. 8amples of " Anakesis" e sent free to all inif ferers by P. Neustaedter & Co.. Box .3916 Now York, sole manufacturers. Sold by druggists everywhere. Prico $1.00 per box. Lrv anid health are preserved by carefully aiding nature whenever it shows lack o f ability to carv on its work. For torpid liver. howels or kidnevs. no other remedy equals K'dnioy WVort. -Co.urwtr. OYsruns, F ANC Y ROAST .--To ast a fewv slices of bread and butter t hem i lay them in a shallow (1ish, put on the liquor of the oysters to heat, add salt and pepper, and J ust 'before it boils addl the oysteirs; lot them boil up once, and1 pour over the bread. ROAST Onoa.-TIo roast grouse clean them enrefully, put a large piece of the best butter Inside each bird and roast in the oven half an liou ror more, Fasting ith butter. ROAST QUAIL -Rub the breasts of the quail with fresh hutter, and, as the'y roast,baste ofteniivth butter. Cook twenty or twenty-five minutes with a good tire. Seasoni and serve hot. COMiPOSITION CAK.-TIwo andI one routh pounds of flour, one and three fourths pounds of sugar, and one-~half poutnd of butter, three pounds of fruit six eggs, one pint milk, cup molasses, two glasses brandy, two teaspoonfuls saleratus. Cloves, cinnamon, nut meg, etc. 0SIE.ITE OTOM AR No Time S4hould be Lost if t he at omaca, liver and bowels are aticctd, to aciioptti he sure remedy. Ilostetter's Stomach itters... Disenses of thec organs rneut b get Others far more serious, and a delaiy is therefore hiazardous. Dyspepsia, liver comnoiain~t, chils and lever, early rheumatic twinges, kidnej Weakness, bring serious bodily troubic if tritlee with. Lose no time in using thts effective, safe and lo:.g known med:clne. For salie by all Druggists and Dealers generally. It r'.iya Agenti to sell th~e standard Agricultuirat flook Farming for Profit l.tbrr2 inU lcfA*eureo "$(ii oto ae cosr Ie nfan. TELLS H OW 7 ,lgliae.""tFnrm~r.gs Make Mny aa,9a;&"" 5avce a: tan is t oi eer enon. i60pae. 14" Iius'rat na.u. ecua forcIrrul re anud toris to "I WANU to make complaint against a disorderly house," explained an ex cited Individual as he rushed up to a policeman on Michigan avenue Detroit. "What is it?" "It's a saloon on the next block.' "What can you prove?" "Prove? Why, 1 wst in there and asked for a drink." "Well?" "And I got it." "Yes." "But when I went to pity for It I found that I had lost my wallet. I told him I'd go out and borrow the money, but he got mad and went for me." "Well, is that all your proof?" "All. Not by a long shot! live had my left eye disordereti. re had my front teeth disordered. My nose Is disordered half an inch out of liic,and this $24 suit of clothes wouldn't bring $3 at an auction. We disordered the stove and two chairs, and if you can't make a disorderly house out of ali this you'd better get out of that uniform?" "Lov,'' says a writer, "lightens the hcars.'' It has been known to have precisely the same effect upLan the pocket book. AN eOcerprisIng reporter writing up a wreck at sea, stated that no less than tourteen ot the tinfortune-te crew and passen gers bit the dust. THE first duty of a sailor is to learn all the ropes. It Is Just about the same with the man who wants to get a drink intemperance Vermont. A MAN whose namte we shan't meD tion, is at present li1 the enjoyment of a dog that is saie to be so crooked as to be unable to curl up on a mat. IRS. LYDIA E. PINKHAM, OF LYNN, MASS., 'rill LYDIA E. PINKHAM'S VGEETABLE COMPOUND. Is a Positive Cure for all those PainfUl Complaints and Weaknesses s common toour best femnlo populatles. It will cure. entirely the worst form of Iemalo Com plaints, all ovarian troubles, Inflammation and Ulcera tion, Falling and Displacements, and the consequent Spinal Weakness, and in particularly adapted to the Change of Life. It will dissolve and expel tumors from the uterus In an early stage of development. The tendency to can eerous humors thero Is checked veryspeedily by its use. It removes faintness, flatulency, destroys all craving for stimulants, and relieves weakness. of tho stomach. It cures Bloating, leadaches, Nervous Prostrat.n, General Debility, Sleeplessneas, Depression and Indi. gestion. That feeling of bearing deawn, causing pain, weight and backache, Is always permanently cured by its use. It will at all times and under nil circumstances act in harmony with the laws that govern the female system. For tbo euro of Hidnrey Complaints of either sex thist Compound is unsurpassed. LYDIA E. PINKHIAM'8 VEGETABLE CoM. POU'NDis prepared at 233 and 235 Western Avenue, Lynn, Mass. Prico St. Six bottles for $5. Sent by masil in the fernm of pills, else in the form of lozenges, on receipt of price, $5 per box for either. Mirs. Plnkhams froely answers alilet ters of inquiry. Send for ptalmph let. Address as above. .lfethis Iaper-. No family should be without LYDIA E. PINK IIAl'8 LIVElt P'ILLS. They cure constipation, biliousnmese, a~nd torpidity of the liver. 25 cents per box. Krr told by all Druggists. ms$ PERMANENTL.Y CURES KIDNEY DISEASES, L1VER COMPLAINTS, Constipation and Piles. Dr. It. y.Ca South Hero Vt. says "Inceases neer fa1led to act me n o ll.,ad Nelson Fairchild, ef St. ,itn Vt. says "It Is of relessvalue. After alte pears oigrea pletely cured me." (.5. Hogabon, of Berkshire says, "One pack ag hna done wondesfrm tom eulget ur IT HAS WONDERPUL I.LA u POWER. . -mmm Because it Acts on the LIVEB, the BOWELS and the EIDNEZYG at the same time. Because It cleanses the system of the poisonous humors that develops In Kidney and U rinary diseases Bil loueness, Jaundice, Constipallon, Piles, or in Rheumatism, Neuralgia and nervous d iuorders. KIDNEY-WVORT Is a dry vegetable ceom pound and can be sent by mail prepaid. Onsepackage will make six qtseofmedleine. IF~uy it. at thre Drttggists. Price, $1.00. WELLS, ZI0BAEDS80N & CO., Proprietors, I 2 (Wili send pos.t paid.) Burlington, Vt, The Puremat.and liest Mledicio ever Mlado. Aeo mtbinatio'n of Hops, Buchu, M an drak e and Dandlelion, withn al thobet anid moste ura tive proeisrties of all othier Ihitters, w~akos the greatest Blood P urifier, Liver R og u I ator end Life anid Health lte.toring Agent on earth. No dlisease c an possitbly long exist whe~re Hop hItters are us od,so vaIedand perfet are their operations. They giva nsewli fe and vigor tothe aged andin~fm To all whose o meployments cause irregulari ty el the bowelsok urinary organs,, or who sr. ,plr. an Aippetizur Tonib and mili Stiuln,. Ilep Dillers are inval nabto, without i ntox loating. Noe mealier what your fe elinirs o r symptoms are whatl the disease or alt 'teont is use lhop lit ters. Don'tlwaituntllyoua 1o sick bum, if you only feel badl or zmierable, us th~em at oneo. It may save your iife.It, has ama v o d hundreds. *Soo wllibe paid for aca se tlhey will not eureor help. Do net sutror oreot your frien~ds suger,b~ut use and urge Item to usO Hop B Itemember, hop hitters Is no~ vile, drugged drunken nostrum, but thoe l'n.rest a n d Dest Medicine ever imade; the 'lNVAI.lDS Fi11END and flOPS" and no personi or famnIly should be without them. .~) Ok''01 absolte ami.lrs'tdblo cure narcotices. Allsoli b , lrglt. fiend for Circular. H<a.p BItters lig. oe, Rtoecster,N.y and Toronto, Onit. E NC YCLOPAEDIA or TIOUETTEi BUSINESS This is thme chna pest and only comuplete and relIc ble we rs en Elquaite and usitin.essand 80coia' Furm. it tells houw to perform all the sarioude lie Qfoi'?., nd bow to appear to the best advantag. AOMNTs w ANTED -siend for cIrcular. eenaifn in a fall deecrlition of ibh,s work and extra terms ts Aene Address NATIONAL PUBILISIIINo 0th. A LEN' fl,.iivood cures Nervetbs lbilit, t1 ad Weakness p1 ouerative organs, *--ai -S nds Avrcula to Allea s hara YOUINo M EN Learn Telegraphy I Earn *d0 t< ,itte dadn~th. oraInaeg u nineed pu~n Wisconsin, SA.. L rrrneonth. AllgN * Co. 800 Oeesgse 3t. Chineluaa 1100 TRADE MAREr. 'rHEGR SEAMNREMI . RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumb Backache, Soreness of the hest, Gout, Quinsy, Sore Throat, Swell ings and Sprains, Burns and Scalds, General Bodily Pains, Tooth, Ear and Headache, Frosted Feet and Ears, and all other . Pains and Aches. No Proparation on earth equals Sr. JAcons OIL as a Safe, ure, simple and cheap External Remedy A trial entails but the comparathely trifling outlay of 50 CUntO, and every one suffering with pain can havo cheap and positive proof of its claim. Directions in Eleven Languages. BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS AND DEALERS IN MEDIOINB. A. VOGELER & CO r-ti more, Md., U. .A. Battle Creek, Michigan, MANUFAOTUnFEn *f TU ONLT OmUINM THRESHERS Traction and Plain kngines and Horse-Powers. MostfernpletThresheractoy1 Establluhea In the World. 6848 YE of contistuousandreesfltd YEARS Y,:o""a --an rname 32 a ocation to " p " -- Voad wcarranty gken on Ql Our gos STA -O E EARATORS and cop ste torn nutso matcAle* .al". Vn.tt'ryraetioi R'gsives and Plain iulgines ever Been in the American miarket. A4 multitude of .pedfai feature. and imp, o eme for 1881 together with upefr teaqum(11 n conalruo. **n, an4 inaterla not dreamed ofby other .aker. Four sizes of Separators from 6 to 12 her&# 0 ~acty,for steain or horse poewer. twytea of" Mo unted' Jrse.powers ,500,000 ot o, elected Lumber 7, 00 'reith red toq:yearsoir-dred) conattahtly on linIV from whic i bullt the in. omlarable oor- wrk of our umobin&. TRACTION ENGINES 2rogeu ma durnblf ad efflc entever IL. 8 0, 13 Horne Powmer. invati"'i- thisItala'hreA" ing a .* Cirocular. sent free. Address NICH10L, SHEPARD & CO. Battle Creek, Michlgan. FIVE FAMOUS OPERAS. 1T IMNN (S3.) Ope'ra by AMBlOISE THIOMAS, camec known In Paris. where It slowly but, surely worked i Is way to pormstnent distinotion, and hias become one or the standards. ft is Ve y lull1, occupies 405 pages, and furnishes to t to ptrchaser quite a lirary of muslo of a high dom, whtereo the scone of the story i a VTe st range lIfe of old forgotton ages comnet De fore us. and is madio vivIdl by the thrilling mu sic ot fl onof the Inlost brilliant of Composers. U ARM DM ($2.) By GIE2RGES BIZET. A Span. ARl , lah Opera, int roducing Spanish Oypsles, .Soldiers, 8 antsht Dons, a Torreador, anid Sirish I Coni ra'and Tradersi. We are In contiact, with tihe bizarre ways and incidents of the Spanisit P'enlnsuta, and the music Is quito in consonance with the prevailing brightness. ~TEFITOFBL ($2) By A. BOITO. fisto cordilng to Uoettte, whose poem ia closely fol lowed t hroughtout. A daring composition, ro mantic and weird, and now widely given, and pronounced a success. FINIT fil a$ By F. VoN HUPPE, whose way, to IRussians arid Turks during the war. Very popular. Argy book mailed, post.free, for above prices. OLIVER DITBSON & 00,, Boston. ,1. Ei. DETson. & CO., 1228 Chestnnst Street. Philadelphita. GIFPT i~| 1g;& &9asgse- Ad THE HANNAH MORE ACADEMY. The l'iec".an School for Girls. Careful 'I'raining, Thorough Instruotion aind Influence of a Christiap Ritv. ARTHUR J. 111CR, A. N., ii. D., RsTESitTowN, MD. for,"tno' oi" "Health and Comfot . AROMIATTU PINO-PALMINE MtATrRCSS 00., 9i6 Arch St.. 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RADWAY'S Sarsaparihlin Rasooelt !BU 4110A WLOOD PUnrEMIz **"" seg " * er.sge erma .~ Se" Tont Tim.. e t mensda tion tio Afteo Dise Mor as and SComplaint to. NOt only does the Barsaparillian~ Resolvenu Sl reme ets in e Cure Of Ohynis tis e only positive oure t W KIDNEY AND BLADDECOKPLAINTS~ Iropstor ee st n r rl, lr ,e am Uprine andkh Ishiee bmnudpia, and awhe there s ar brick, dngeoston hen water , is the Cloud, e it slb-of rtnesk t he whtO dslk whie tl, o nr a there icse po 1ronos. e ei than an thrk, li Iapen ad ow whitve us es an. gist. PR easp 6nu wheh -asi and pao intesall the baR. n the isa. Smld by Drb. URDlT.RADWA'S MEis stanes fleie tha hte n n othr FrearatIlk* white sive, or thix ties as Murch. kbliu Ready Relief; CURES AND PREVENTS DYSENTERY, DIARRHQA, CHOLERA M~ORBUS, RHEUMTISMFEVER AND' AGUE. NEURALGIA, INFLUENZA, DIPHTHERIA, SORE THROAT,I DIFFICULT BREATHING, BOWEL O0MPLAINT& Looseness, Dlarrhc Cholera Morbus or i ful discharges from hebowels are stoppedI 1o or 10 minutes by taking Rtadway's Ready Re lief. No oongestion or inflammation, ho wreak nes or lassitude will follow the use of the R, R HelleL IT WAS THE FIRST AND) IS Thae Only Pain Rened that instantl sto the most exoruotating s fhleinations, a cures Conges. 1OzAIU wht RO R EAS RW on ote ot or e f the ugSoachiv houl or Other glands or organs,by one appllauton in from one to twenty minutese, no mat Seu ho icflo r dexcruciatin the pin t e ous eagoonfu dss wiot es udera AD or r aed aae ma enammatnon of the Kidne, lnnaama nmo he Bow te Bladder, Sore Throat, Dinticulto Bretthinge Rteadylptttno telefst, DYSETE rou, Diphthera Heada.... T.. aa*,r---inf----a RHEvUMATISM, FEVE A sN GE,a NFUraEiA, DI:.uma:t eE BOL CMiLANThils Chilblait and arest Bese The application of the Ready Relief to the part or pat whe th in or cfl ulty exists will affsor eassie ad l cofot l s tteI B Thre tOnlxy drPsain aReltmery water wil in a few minutes otro Crmes. Sprains. Ber Stomach Ioartburn, iok Head ac ohe landsa oroystr, 0b1y ind piin h Bowels and al internal pains01,.in n h WTravelers should always carry a botle of Rad, wayn feady Ree th tenym.iAufewdosi wter will prevent sikness or pains from rany or Bitter as a stimulant ,Price iay IAnta per bottle. Radways Regulating Pills. 5ewfbt Fugatle, sooth ng eim, Aot Withut Pain, Alay Reliable ad Natural in their Operation. A VEGETABLE EURSTITUTE lORt QALOMEL. Perfeetly tasteless, elegant coated with sw m purge, regulate, purf, cleanse and RaDwAT's Pras, for the cure or all Diserders f the tomach, Liver, Bowels Kidney, Bad. der, Nervous Dssease. Headache, Co stion, VOstlna, Rhdeuatin.Dyppailos Cess, Feve fmatiol of els and all derangements of the Internal fiscera. Warranted to elreet a perfeot cute. Purely vee ,be containng no mercury, minerals or trom Diseases of the Iitv Orgns na ut ation, Xnwn'd Pies, ln'ess of the Blood in head, Acidi'. of the Stomach, Nausea. Heart. the Sto rach, Sour ertt io. nki5tng or ut. toting r.t the Heart, Choking or Buffering Sen. viinDots sr Webs georo the eiht Feverand Dull tin in the Head, Dcficienoy of Pers ira te k ce, Cest Limbs anudden aFlushes n Beat, liurning in the lflesh. A few doses of RADWAY'S Prua winl free the system trom anl the above-named disordera. Friee, 35 Cents per Bem. We repeat that the reader mnust eonsult eur tir cure, amg whih a be named alsoI~ and Trune ," wn n~.itable Urethra,'. an others relating to 4iCerent olasses @t Dis. 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