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In the ounin Witldetness of Virginia. The jouiraey occupied a day and half. They rode InVian file along trail which only Jerry's eyes could fo low; it crossed heaps of rocks, swampi fallen trees; it led through an 'unbrol en forest of gigantic piies, oaks, birol ash, and sugar-maples; even the nul trees and black cherry had a tine her to reach the height of a hundred an fifty feet. Evergreen deciduous tree grew alike leafeless and branliless sid by side, spreading palm-like at the tol The journey was, in fact, a passag through Interminable aisles of hu black pillars under a flat, leafy roo The sides of the creeks were bankc with flaming color; laurel and rhot odendrous neaped up walls of dat green scarlet, and creamy white; I the sunshine late azaleas lifted wam of shell-like rose. Sometimes tli horses literally broke the path for mii1 through wavInjg forests of fern, who delicate leaves, Sarah fancied, touch( her hand, as she passed, with a sh caress. The girl's life was full. l lie had before now been filled up wit sewing and sweeping, and the peti matters of a little village. It wat tI first time that she had looked upon tI great solitary face of nature. It seen ed to her that the sky and water an trees knew that it was the first tim and were glad that she had come, ai whispered to her, as did her old ion to Mignon, "Poor child I where ha thou stAid so,long?'' There was no sign that man had evt passed this way before. Iluge tree fallen a century before, lay in gigant round furrows on the ground; furrov of deep moss, of fretted and flutc lichen, gray and golden, bronze at purple, and of trailing myriads of pit oxalis. Plumy fern nodded froin ti sides, and a thicket of young hemloct pushed ambitiously up from the top the ridge; but when Jerry.put his foi oti it, the whole furrow crumbled IlIlI a puff-ball into a cloud of red dust. was a dead body, which undisturbed I the slow passage o uncounted year had made all this false show of lif Very few song-birds had made the way Into this solitude, There w nlone of the multitudinous huml of 11 of woods near towns. The absolu stillness was strange and oppressive noonday. Nature dwelt alone her and kept silence, and there was som thing savage in her mood, now th they had come uponi her unawarc Even jaunty, selfsufficient lArs. Muloi felt like an intruder, and rode apa and quietly. The Judge led Sartii horse, which could not keep its footiit Sometimes lie pointed with brigli pleased eyes, to a stately tree or a bi of feathery moss, but lie said notiii and never called on her to adItire thte, Mr. Morley rode up once, and said, a grave and patronizing manner, th lie must acknowledge that there wmn quality of freshness and new-bo: strength in this unexplored wilderne Which atny scene must lose afte-. it hI been trampled over by innumerat tturists. .Miss Davidg~er assen ted eivil an ampertinence ini tuie great and wor less meanings c f the wood!s. Monstrous fu ngous growths rcarm themselves on every s1(10 as they begi to descend to the Blackwater. Ti thickets grew more (10nse; red at black spiders swung themselves 't santly across their faces from tree tree; they foundt traces' or boar's< tnewly barked trees, atl nd ore ti Once the three-lobed, claLwless track a panther in the wet black moul The thickets of' laurel aitd scrub oak< the banks of the rivers give to the beasts and to wolves an impileriou~ shie ter; they have the best chance ter too, of catching the deer as they coni down to water. Browning po0itted 01 a dark green) shrub, which lhe said w~ "elk browse,'" and "had been made(1 1 the Good Man to grow just that hii to reach the muzzl.es of the youn elks." No elks had beeni scotn in thi reigon for it ty years, thong some mnigi yet be hiding back in Canaan. The pairty camipeld the se0cond nigh on the bank of the Black water, a strent which emtites inte the Cheat, m1akinu huts of' heach bark, and1( beds of hen lock boughs set 01n end to give an ela: tic spring. Tihe Doctotr atid Morle set out with their best white tIles, reel and lines to catch trout for supper I the coffee-colored gloomy creel Browning took a few worms freom rotten tree trunk in his pocket, ani hisa old red ; the 'Judge butilt up the finr and 31ris. Mulook anti Sarah cooke< seone Blitch, and scoured the Lim platt" in the streami. Thtitngs went the ussut way in such cases. The scietific lishi er'man came home dripping wvet, an swearing that there was not the fin c a trout in the rivetr, to find Jerr placidly frying forty in a pan. The ate their supper by the light of th roaring fIre, a gr'eat horned owvl heoo hng in the thicket. Every man had hutLing story. Nurigeont's PerquisItes., An English legal Journal speaks of somewhat embarrassing legel questio: wvhich has arise!n at Washintgton. .d surgeon amputated both legs of a pa tient, claimed them "as huispCerquisies, placed them in sp)irits, andi exhiibite them in a local museum in a Jar wit) tehe name of the origin'al Owner. TIh latter, who objected to this publicity brought an aetion for the reovery of th legs. No decision htas been arrived al but the authorities are anxious in th matter, for, If the plalntifi succeeds! they fear other limbless individual may follow his example, andl so th museum may in time be robbed of mued of Its scientific value and p)ersonal in terest. It has been suggested that thb mnuseum authorities should take thel stand upon the principle that the legs when severed, become dead, and tha atcoinmon law there Is no property ii a dead human body. . AN l0hthyophagous Club has beet started in N4ew York. It Is calculate< - to ruin the reputation of an~ husband who goes home late at nigh and tries to tell who..e lie ... bee.E The Temples of Paestum. The Temple of Neptune is the nost iniposIng of all. Like the others, it is built of travertine, a hard durable stone' originally, but now browned by age, and hon'eyconibed by the effecta of heat and storm. The columns, though not 0 high,- are not in single pieces, but in several, laid one upon, the other, the flutings joined with exactness, and the e whole originally covered with stucco. In many of the capitals the stucco cov oring still remains. The structure is well elevated from the ground, and al e though the surface around it must have been raised, in the course of ages, by d the accumulation of debris, there is no such squatty effect as Is so common k with modern buildings. The princial ns effect, Indeed, is, as has been said, that a f I solemnity and strength of propor tions." It is architecture that com 8 mands respect, even awe and reverence. e We feel that wd are in the presence of d something majestic, powerful and sol emnn. A rellgion or a superstition could r not fail to take strong hold upon the it Imagination when so dignified and ex y alted by art. e The B isilica, so called, stands to the right of the 'lemple of Neptune, with a d space of 200 y4rds or so between, To my nind, it has not the simple majesty of its neighbor, though larger, and al e most equally well preserved. Its con it tral space Is elevated about four or five feet above the outer portion, and is di vided into two equal parts by a row of columns. The exterior columns are ' nine in number at each end, and sixteen 0 at the sides. They curve considerably, and taper toward the capitals, which d are lin the form of a flat button. k These temples are none of them large. The State House at Columbus is as great, or greater, in dimensiot.s than all three of them together, and is far more massive In actual construction. But it, is not their size that gives them It their impressiveness. It is their maj 1 esty of proportion; conveying the per fectexpression of strength and dignity. e We forget to consider whether they are ir large or small ; we only reflect that they ts seem large-In fact, iuch larger than Ie they are. t The iTemple of Vesta, about a quar. It ter of a 11110 to the left of Neptune, and fronting in the same direction, is truly a gem. It occupies higher ground t than the others, and though inferior to them in size, shows to good advantage. k it, l perfect. One feels that even the iron clamps and bar.i which have been placed here and there to support its do. L caying architecture, or hold crumbling pieces of stone together., mat its exqui si e proportions. It is even yet. in its decay, a sort of antique jewel, oin which Iany modern touch or addition, however kindly leant, Reemlls defacement. In lt fact, it is the rare property of all theso structures. but particularly of Neptune and Ceres, that the more you study S them the loss fault you can find with d them, arch itecturally speaking. There le is nothing too large or too small; noth y, lng that you would add or take away. de perfectlin ot-piroporI ion','and hiovi t10e'y mastered it so thoroughly, Is a perpetu xli al m)yster~y and.wonder, leA Ronmance from far Alaska. s-A young man who was in Alaska oseine fotur years ago fell in love with .the only young lady con the isiLand, a girl of 1lten,who was possessed of ~.extraordinary beauty, and wvhose hair 1. fell below her knees. hti e was un.. able to communIcate the "old, old se story" to her, for she did not under I- standc aL wordl o1 Eniglisht, nor did lhe a spea5k RIisslan. In his dlilcimmna the arrival of the p)ries ton his once-in-two Ityears visit was a God send, and to himn lie made known his love. The priest, ~knowing the young man to be possess8 0(1 of a high character andi a fair for tune, thought it was a lucky chane afor the young lady to escape fromt iire tof such isolation, and ho willingly perstuadedi the girl's mother (hier father was dead) to consent to the match, but t'Ld young lady herself was not to be gPersuaded. She argued that she had never spoken to the young man who expressed such a desire to be her hus ~band, and only seen him twice, and lie shad been on the isiand Only forty-eight Sdays, but her objections were over ruled, and the marriage took place. A fter living in Alaska for several cI months, the young man brought his brile to his home in Cleveland, Ohio. 'She was astonIshed at the fashions she s~ saw, and (detlared that nothing would induce her to wear her hair otherwise -than flowing--as shec had always wvorn [1 it. Blut before twenty-four hours had fpassed her mother-in-law had1( persuad ed her to try the effect of brais around her broad and shapely head; anid now she (dresses as much in the fashion as any lady in Cleveland. l,sst year her ahusband went to Alaska again and brought home1) the young sister, wvho Is eleven years of age, and p)romnises to be as beautiful as the elder. TIhe miothter, bereft of both her children, still clings Sto her home oni One of the islands of IAlaska. A New RInd of WthDg 1 Bly introducing a ihmne of gas into Sanl open tubu. wvhether of metai Or of a glass, the tube will sound, and with a ,litle ingenuity eveni singing flames a might be p)rodluced. The sound ditfers ,accordhing to the size of the tube, the a force of tile Ila.ne, &c. Sometimes the ,sound is like a roar, at others like a low moan ; sometiimes high, snmietimes a lowv; the greatest variety of ex pressions acan be prodiuced, according to circum-. - stances. 'I'hcre are silent-speaking a tubes--tubes that under ordinary cir r ,cumstances do not tter a sound ; but if a door l'e opene 1 a draught is create'd then the gla4s vibrates, uand the most startling noises result. A glass of this, description lias juist beeni contrived in which, when a Jet of gas burns, the sound of a (log barking ls produced should the Street door be openled. Houses may now be guardea by mechancAi watch AGRICULTURJ. Tu Fosii or Tanx anowTu--The disruptive power of tree roots, growing in the creviles of rooks, is well known. Masses of stone weighing many tons are often dislodged in this way from the fanes of eliff-, and no one gives them more than a passing glance. When, however, the saniotity of the tomb is invaded, despite the graven Warning of the occupant the case is very difforent, and superstitious people are apt to think there must be some thing in It more than accident and the unconscious expression of the resistless force of growing vegetation. There is a monument in the Garten churchyard in Hanover, Germany, the invasion of which by a birch tree has been the oo casion ot much wonderment by count. ry people, who come from great dis tances to examine it. The monument, so unfeelingly dis rupted,, was erected In 1782, and bears on its base the following Inscription: 1 This grave, which was bought tot! all eternity must never be opened." A chance bird seed, lodging in a crevice of the monument, has displayed the Irony of nature in slowly yet surely thwarting the desire of the person who designed it for a perpetual memorial. All the joints are separated, the strong iron clamps are broken, and the birch tree has embraced the upper large block, which Weighs about one and a quarter tons, and the tree Is driving Its roots below, gradually but surely tilt Ing the structure. SOIL FOn THIE SU0A R-BEE'r. - For growing the sugar-beet the subsoil should be deep, to permit the root to penetrate deeply. If it be not deep, the rents will project above the grbund, and all the projecting portion will be deficient in sugar. There should be no standing water. The remedy is drain age. If too dry, of course growth is stunted or impossible. New or so called "virgin" soils are apt to contain injurious salts, which prevent either the formation of sugar or Its crystal Ization. This was one of the troubles in Illinois. Still, reports from new soil in Russia show excellent results. Sound land is not desirable. The soil must be.open and deeply cultivated to permit the beet to grow in the best shape-slender, and with only one tap root. Small stones cause forking,which is undesirable. Alluvial, sandy soils are excellent, as being open in texture and containing the proper nourish ment. Strong clay soils are not suit able, as apt to be wet and cold, and be come choked with fungus growths; a sandy loam does well. The more hu mus or mould it contains, the better. Lime may have the effept of preventing the formation of glucose In the root. Soil with, say, 25 per cent, of clay, 70 of sand, and 5 of carbonate of line, give good results. as being penetrable to air and water; 33 per cent. of clay, 45 of sand, and 22 of carbonate of lime, is also well liked. Clay soil generally gives a large yield of water beets,whilie liuy soil gives smaller crops and better, beets. IF you are hairless and cappy there Is one way and no more by which you may be made careless and happy-uie CARoUINP, a deodorized extract of petroleumn, it will positively inake new hair grow. Too M-Cit PAnIS GnHEN.-It is report ed that a family has just been poisoned by eating lettuce, upon which Paris Green was found, and many other un pleasant stories ot the same kind have been heard every year since the arrival accidents should remind tihe owners of farms and gardens, that the favorite rermedy for potato bugs, is not one of the siniple insect powders that are ad vertlsedl as harmless to human beings, but a virulent pi)Oson, to whatever be ing tastes it ini small quantities. Own eras of large croeps that are subject to the ravages of insects, may be justified in using it, but even these should take special care that the wind or seome force (lees niot carry the poison to berries or vegetables or which the leafy portions are eaten. In home gardens, wvhere the various vegetables and small frits are grown near to eaoh other, it shouild not be used at all. Small boys whio pick p)otato bugs at three cents per quart, may Cost a little more thanr P'aris Green, but, en the other hand, they are chieape r than (doctors or respectable funerals. CntUnNIi-A moinenm,'s use or the thermomieter in the cream before churning is less trying to the patience, to say nothing of' the back and arms, than ani hour's use or tire churn to bring the temperature of the cream up to sixty-three degrees above zero Is sufleciently high, but the cream from Rome cow,r needIs to be brought uip to sixty-five degrees before chu"nling. I f the butter is inclinied to bc, soft, a few dippersiul of ice-cold 'vater shoulid be poured into the obhurn so soon as the b utter globules are seen floartinrg in the cream. SUFFER inot (l[sappolnitmenit by em p)loymng toe many '"cures-,"'-but for the (iseases of Infancy use Dr. .Bull's Baby Syrup which never disappoints, and costs only 25 cents a bottle. Fnrusn cow mihiure dilited with wva ter until of a paste-like consistency and( p)oured on young melon vines is an eflectual renme.dy for beetles and other Insects that are frequently v'ery (Ie structive. A second applicatiorn will seldom be necessary. S'rocx should be able to eat their 11l1 In the cool of the morning, arid then lie in tire shade during tihe heat of tihe (lay ; feeding again ini the evening. Do not fail to provide plenty of shade, salt and( pure water,as these are very essen tial to tire well-belngg of stock, If a piece of woodl be placed in a de canter of' water arid the focus of a large burning glass is throwni upon it, tire woodh will be completely charred, through tire sides of the deanteir through wich tire rays pass will riot be0 cracKed, nor in any waty ai'eetedh, nor thre water p)ercep)thbly wvarmecd. If the wvood be takon out,, andi tine rays be thrown on tire water, neither the vessel nor its contents wvill be in the leaet affected ; but If a piece of metal be put ite tire water, it soon becomes too hot to be touched, -and( tire water will presently boil. Tihough punre water alone contained( in a transp)arein t vessel can riot be heoatedh, yet, il by a little ink it be miadle of a (lark color, or ~he vessel itsel f be blackened, tire eIi'eet pi)e(dily takes place. A pasta that will riot spoil is made by lsoelving a piece of alum the s!ze of a hvahnuit in onre l)int of wvater. Add to hris two tablespoonfuls flour madhe mrooth wvithr a little col wvater, and( a ~ow dlrop)s o1 oil of cloves, putt,ing tire vlhole to a boil. Put uap in a glass anniung-Jar. RIosetti believe~s t hat tire temperature f tire sun cannot be less than 20,000 DOME$TI0. KIEPRG MEAT IN HOT WATnE. Great is the oonvenielice of a good re trigeratorl But many of us -who- liv in the country have to got along with put such a convenience. Farmers families who often depend upon thq ,butcher's meat cart for supplies ol .fresh meat, are annoyed by the bother and waste that comes of getting more beef or mutton than they can ' conve niently use up before It becomes tainted The most foolish waste It to eat mor of it than you need, with the idea ol "saving It;" the doctor's bill that ma result from overloading the dige*tiv( organs, Is ndt so good a show of econ on)y as fresh eggs yoiu might coax fron the hens by feeding them any excess oi meat. - The meat should first be wiped .iean and dry. Some sprinkle it wel) in all Its parts with salt. Others usE black pepper plentifully, washing and wiping it well before using it, to re move the pepper and salt, and ther hang it in the coolest place possible some in a well, others in a cellar. Per, haps the best precaution is to wrap 11 in a dry cloth and cover.it with char. coal dust. Somesay that wood ashea would answer about as well as charcoal but we only know the virtie of char coal by experience. I have found tha charcoal will even ren.ove a slight de gree of taint. I aWn told that mutton i Improv- ' as w,1' as presei ve:,forashot time I 'ping in a cloth wet wit vineg 4Ilying it on the bottom o a dry All kinds of nwat, in cludinh .nd fowl, may be preserv ed in brine for a longer or shorter time A Qreat Enterprise. The H[op Bitters Manufacturing Com pany Is one of Rocliester's greatest busi ness enterprises. Their Hop Bitter have reached a sale beyond all prece. dent, having from their intrinsic value found their way into almost every household in the land.- Graphic. Tnn COLD 1BATI.-Although the daIll cold bath Is heatlhful and reviving, il must not alone be depended upon As i cleansing-agent. A man may bathi daily and use his towel even roughly but remain as dirty to all practical in tents-as though he eschewed clean lineas; Indeed, the physical evil of dir is more likely to ensue, because I wholly neglected the skin would cas off the refuse matter by periodical per spirations. Nothing but trequen washings in water of at least. equa temperature with the skin, and soap can ensure a free and healthy surface The feet require special care, and it. 1 too much tue practice to neglect them The omission of daily washing witi water, and the wearing of foot cover ing so tight as to compress the blon( vessels and retared the circulation of th blood through the extremities, are th most common causes of cold feet. Th remedy is obvious.-dress loosely an( wash frequently. The skin plays at important part In the presei vation ol bodily health. FnIXQUKNTLY we find sick peop) whose stoin chs reject all kinds o nourishment until conditions folloN that in many istances terminate fa tally. In twenty instances In which have heard the popular sick-bed nour ishment prescribed and rejected by ai invalid's stomach, I have never knowi the simple saucer of parched corn pud dig, or gruel refused. The corn i roasted brown, precisely as we roas coffee, ground as line as meal in a col fee-1mill, and made either into mush gruel or thin eakes baked lighti; brown, and given either warm or cold stomach i1relW et'"Pi-cle corn and meal boiled in skimmed milla and fed frequently to children sun'lii ing from summer diiarrhost , will mot always cure, as it wvill dysentery 1; adulta. and we believe cholera in it earlier stages. Nx THEl past eight years, scores C soaps have come into the market, ani being worthless, have died a natura death. Dobbins' Electric boap, (mad by Cragin & Co., Phila.,) old and roll able, leads the van. Tr~y it,. To PACK GIIEEN EJORN IN SALT. Cheose full, tender corn-; cut close t the cob, and: mix two teacups of sal ith eight of corn, or pack the sam "proportions in alternate layers In stone jar. Put a cloth, an inverte< plate, and a weight on to keep it und(e the brine, which It will make. T<' cook, rinse some of the~ corn in colt water untIl the salt is all gone, thei cover with plecnty of gold1 water an< bring slowly to a bol; pour off' Lih water and rep)lace with boiling water just enough Lto cook it in. Season wviti b)utter, andi pinch of sugar and: add a little corn starch nixed smooth with some sweet cream, pring~ to a boil an< serve. CrcuMans.-Put fIfty freshly p)ick, led curcumber-s in a stone jar. seiparat ing each Jayer wIth fresh grape leave and: a sprIg of sweet fennel. P'ou over them a pickle made by bolIng pint and a half of salt in a g alion o water and a tablespoonful of cayenn puppe)r; only la 1It come to a boil; haava it perfectly cold before putting it over the cucumbers; cover with grape leave's ; punt a cani piece of' light wood and a briek on top to keep the cucum, l'era down ; they will ferment, be slightly acid and be ready for use Ih three weeks. Tihis is a Holland recIpe VEGECTINR is acknowledged by al classes of pe.ople to be the best and mos reliable blood purifier in the world. To CAN CoN WiTH TARTAIIc AcID -Cut the corn from the cob and scrapt to preserve the milkc. Use an ounce 01 tartarlc acId. dIssolved In a little wva ter, with every lIve quarts of corn Cook untIl tender In water enough ui cover, then p)ut lnto tin cans and seal with cement while boiling hot. T< prep)are for the table, draIn off th< water, cook it in fresh, and add a littlE sugar aind a piach of soda. Seasor wilth salt, butter, pepper, cream and thicken slightly with corn -starch at usual. PArNT FoR OUTnU IILDNOs-The best cheap paInt fo,r out-houses, Is freqont iy asked for : Mumrlate of ammonia, 1 poundl ; concentrated lye, 1 pound ; wa ter, 6 gallons. Mix thoroughly, and add linse ed oil, 2 gallons. Th'isi ili mix with most of the mineral and earth patint.s. It makes a very cheap and dunrable paint. I painted a house seven years ago, and1( it is standing all right at this time. It wouldl be good for shingle roofs. To REmMOVEi FRE4cKLlEs.--It is said thc following wash wvill remove freckles: Murlatic acid, two drachims; spring water, one pint; lavender water, Ltwo drachmns. Mix for a lotion, to be ap pined oni a piece of linen or sponge two or three times a day. wnIa? leaving home for the summer, the pru dent provie thomselved with Dr. .Jaync's car. ramiative Biiisam. In order to treat promptly and olrectua ly ail attacucs of Cramp, Innamrrnmaa Dysentery, Chomera Mo rbus, &c.-colaptaints more or less prevalent every where at this sea WiT AND UMOR. Ar the Seamien's Savings Bank a new depositor was asked the usual ques tions, the answers to which are record ed as a medhi of identifying the deposi tor: "What is your occupation?" "Seaman."' ,"On what ship?" "No ship at all; it is canal boat." "Are you married?" "Yes- it is my secoad woman." "How many children?" (A pause while the man was laboring mentally with a problem that seemed to be difficult to solve.) "Well, give mie their naies." Rapidly-",)obn, James, Peter, Mary, Joseph, Sarah, Caroline, Thomas - "lower"''--Will iam-Martha-and-well, there are a lot of little ones whose names 1 don't remember." A GENTLEMAN In a town near Boston invited home to dinner one day one of the deacons of the church he attended. The guest offared blessing at the table, which proceeding greatly excited the curiosity of the gen eman's fve-year old son, who sat beside the deacon,-and interviewed him on.thesubject. "What was that you said?" be began. "it was r blessIng on the food we are about to eat" replied the depcon. "A- what?" "'Wlhy,a blessing. Don t your f4thor ask a blessing at the table?' Oh, yes; but he don't say It in that way." "How does ie.say it?" "Why, he site down and looks at the table and says, "Oh, the devil I is this all you've got for din nor?" GoGIUs . MiDAs, Esq., Jr., (wl%o thinks of entering the holy state) "Now, then, Mrs. T., gives us the straight tip I Which had I better spot for better for worse, Mary Robinson, who's as good as gold and a-beauty, or Lady Jane Cadbury, who ain't? They're both to be had forthe asking!' Mrs. Ponsonby de Tomkyns-"Beauty fades, dear Mr. Midas, and mere good ness Is apt to pall I Now, a title lasts forever, and one doesn't tire of having a duke for a brother-in-law 1" Gorgius Midas. Esq. Jr.-"Right you are, Mrs. T.., as usual. AN indignant tenant and a rather negligent landlord were overheard in the tollowing conversation in front of the monument, Monday evening: r Tenant (indignantly) -My chimney smokes. Landlord -What does it smoke? Tenant (more Indignantly) It smokes everything. Landlord IHas it tried cubebs? Tenant-Cubebs! Landlord-Yes. Give it cubebs. The chimney has probably got the catarrh, and smoking cubebs *will clear the passage. No Hospital Needed. No palatial hospital needed for Hop 3 Bitters patients, nor large-salaried tal 3 ented puffers to tell what Iop Bitters 3 will do or cure, as they tell their own story by their certain and absolute cures at home.--Nei York Independent. A MAN lately entered a tavern In France looking dreadfully wearied and B with a face as long as a crescent moon, f He seated himself languidly at a I table, where a previous customer was taking a glass of absinthe. "Sir," said the latter, sympathetically, "you - appear much fatigued." "Yes," re plied the other; "head-work, sir, head work!" Dramatic writer, possibly ?" - 'No. sir, I'm a hairdresser, and to-day shaved twenty stubby beards and cut t the hair of ten heads." ,I1TTLE NELLIE, four year old, was punished by her mother, [the other ,evening, for somre misdemeanor. The ,"Well, I cou'd never see the use of mo. -there!' Alwvaysspankingf little girls, t and it don't do any good, anyhow !" s A WOMAN'S Debating Society has been organized in a neighboring county and we suggest that its next meeting i1 d iscussesc the question: "Resolved, That a mouse in a woman's bedrooni causes more terror than a mnaskeci a burglar." "ALL the judges of the United States courts follow the Pennsylvania decis ions as a beacon," said Mr.-, ad. ~ dressing the court. "WVell, then, it's no wonder," said the court, "that they are so often wrecked or run ashore." TnE is something to be (lone with 1"facilis des Oensis"-oe., but It's too r warm and we haven't the time to waste on a small pun like that. Anybody can have it who will toll us what It is. IF the Baby is to have health, it must Shave sound and refreshing sleep. Dr. Bull's Baby Syrup insures this. Price 25 cents a bottle. DAN RICE has quit lecturing on tem perance. When a man talks nne way and his breath smells the other a cli max is certain to come at no distant .day. "I SAY, my little son, where does the right-hand road go?" "Don't know, sir; 'taint been nowhere since we lived here."' "YEs," said a sm all boy of the Latin class, "Yes, iapsu*s may be the L.atin for slip, In the book, but whoa mother haps us it usually moans a slipper." A rLr-rLE girl, Letiainig "bearIng f ulso witness against your neighbor," saidl "it was when nobody did noth lag, and somebody went and told of it," AnTFUIL Snip--"Dear me! Very sing' ar sir I Exact y the me asure nent of the "A poller iielvidero," sir I" Customer orders a second suit. A PAsOn at Auns an, Texas, preached or "A Tiight Squeeze; or the Round Dance." WE 0once know a ne wsp)aper man who owned a horse--,Shoe naIll3 THE most fatal grapeshot comes from the bottle. flatianal Treatmnent, Fositive Curen. Dr. ft. V. Pierce, President of the World's D)ispensary Medical Associa tion, is in earniest in selling hIs medi cines under p)ositive guar entees, and if anybody who purchases and uses any of these widely celebrated remedIes, does not derive benefit therefrom, thes Association would like to hear from that person with description of symp t9ms and history of case. Organized an d incorporated, as the Association is, to teach medicine and surgery and for the successful treatment of all chronic diseases and managing annually thou sand1s of cases through our original method of diagnosis without ever see ing the patients, and having the larg est sanitarium in the world for the ac commodation of the more complicated eases, and also for surgical cases, tihe l"aculty feel themselves prepa red to uinderta'<e even the most d iscou raging eases. They resort to all the best re medial means kns,wn to modern medi cal science--neglectIng nothing. Ad (ress, World's Dispensary Medical As sociation, Buffalo, N. Y., or Great R'eil nt eae.t .n.li.., Ln-on Eng Da. PAVN], In big lecture ,URon the roe and Gradej says that Dyspe kia is a great Foe to Gract. It darkens the sky and beaks tiiehopes of many Chris tians.- They think the trouble i It their harts, when it Is in their stomachs. Thus the stomach influences the feel. Ings to suoh a degree that it should be mtre carefully looked, after and regt; lated with, the never failing Simmons' Liver Regulator, the constant use of whigh will so Improve the feelings as to make the heart happy and spirits light. It isa well-known fact tbat food, Ill diges'ted, bOt Imperfectly nourishes the system, as it is only partially as similated by the blood. Sufferers with Dyspepsia whose cirotAlation is int. poverished and nerves weakened, ex perience a rapid and decided improve ment in their physical and mental con dition by the use of Simmons' Liver Regulator. Try it, and you will be as toished at the good results. Great' Praise. Albert 0. Mann, of Cottage Home, Ill., says: "I have been prostrated for three or more years with Kidney Disease, at timos I was 'not able to put on my boots, my wife has often pulled them on 'for uhe. I was not so bad as that all the time, but I never knew what it was to be without pain in my back until I coimenced using Hunt's Remedy. Since I commenced taking Hunt's Remedy I have been flee from all pain, and take pleasure in saying that it is the best medicine that I ever knew for Kidney and Liver Diseases." Trial s,se, 75 cents. SEDIMENT or mucous in the urine is a enre indication of disease. Take Kidney-Wort and be cured before it is too late. Use Kidney Wort and rejoice in health. One package makes six quarts of medicine, safer, purer, and more effectual than any bittets or ptls. PATIoT. The Voltaic Belt Co., Mairshall, Mib. Will send their celebrated Eleetro Voltale Belts to the afflicted upon 80 days's trial. rdy oures ntad They mean, what ey MaY. Wri to them without delay. VEGETINE Purifies the Blood, Renovates and Invigerates the whole System. MT 11DICINAL PROPERTIES ARR Alterative, Tonie, Solvent and Diuretic. Vegetine is male exclusively from the juicep of carefully-selected barks. roots and herbs, and so strongly concentrated that it will effectually lradteate from the sytem every taint of Seroi ie, serofanous umor,Tumor, Can cer. Cancereu .s1unor, Erysipelas, Salt Ieteamn. Bysphilittic Dieases, Can ker, raintness at the 8toniach. aud all ileases that arise from itupure blood. sei attea, Inflamnatory and Ch ronie B hem nativan. Neuralgia, 1lut and Spinal 'onplainte, can only be effectually bured through the blood. For Ulcers and Eruptive Diseases of the Skin, Fustnies 1*inple, Blotches, Boils, Tetter Acaldhadti and Alinfg worm. VEGET1NE has never failed to effect a permanent cure. For Pains in the Back, Kidney Complaints, Dropsy. Female weakness, Leucorrhea, arising from internal ulceration, and uterine diseases and General Debility. VEGETINE acts directly upon the causes of these complaints. It lutVigo. rates and strengthons the whole system,. Acts upon the seoreuve organs. allays inflammation eures ulceration and regulates the bowels. For Catarrh Dyspepsia, Habitual CQstiveness, alpitation of thte Heart, Headache, I'lles, Nerv eusness and General Prostration of the Nervous System. no medicipe has ever given such per fect satisfaction ag the VEGETINE. it purIfies the blood, cleanses all of the organs, and poe. e"ses a contiolting power over the nervous system. The remarkable cures effected by Vegetine keave induced many physiolans and apotheca. ries whom we know, to prescribe and use It In their own families, In tact. Vegotine is the best remedy yet die. severed for the ab-ve disteases, and Is the only relabl,e LOOD PURIFIERt yet placed belore Vogotino. PREPARED BY Hl. R. STEVENS, Boston. las. Vegetine is Sold by all Druggists. HOP BITTERS. (A MedIoine, net a Drink.)~ OONTAINs HOPS, BUCIIU, MANDRAKE, D)ANDELION, AND Tna PtusT' AND BasT MRnICA LQUALI. TESISOF ALL OTHER ITTElts. All Diseases of the Rtom cih, Bowels, Blonod,i Liver, idneys,aand rn nary O rguss, or etaeCrplaints. $1OOO IN COL,D. Will be paid for a case they will not euro or help, or for apyihiiuPuroor injurfous - them beforeyuep Tihe oth D 1. C.-ls an absolute and irresistibslecure for Drunkenness, userot. im, tobacco and SEND FoR CIRCULAR. iiop itters r. Co. Itoh t r, N. ., Toronto, oni. MICROSCOPES, Speotacls sero or, ad h er omotors i e Prices. R, & J, BE CK, Mantfactturing Opticians, Philladeiphia. send S sa ns or ist atred Catalogue of 14 pages, iad TRY THE NEW YORK OBSERVER. Those answertng an Aavertisemens wit eonrer a favor upnthe Advertiser and the [Publisher by stauntla they sawithe adver ement in this indral (naming the pase FRE anI A Museical Journal. Ad's F. irohmn, Erio', Pa nu, be sterndled. Bofore s on bu any Eieci-i Adress r. Dyrfo 16 Basop atc, 7, A YEA if and expensos to ag'ts. $ 7 7 Outfit Free, Address P.0 VIoKERY. Ana'usta. Maine. HID1NEY DISEA are quiokly andanrely cured by the use of EIDNEY. having aSthan immonse sale in all parts of the count andmtone to thdieaedy as,adthroghthen Ac., which have distresed the victims for' years. remedy seDn ifk.)oT an elhwl e icl 'the reme aial msiingeinii ot itse allsse e cases have annt ally been treatedl. Dr. l'ierce'a Fa easr es an d hsas become justly celebratedi for its r WEAKNESSE3S PE~CUi Favorite 'PrescrIption is a owerful htestorative To tere r estoringe t inhathful vigor. Tue follorit smeo andhe alevaien i iateral heat iervon tbe ad barren,ness, or ster lity, whens tot causedi Jsir conliton exists we ta,bsiter means reay re Favorite Prescription is sold tinder a pesltive guar was a direali sthrer ror tier roubleN ha )~pr'Fav rit i'erptc n~ and usin tit oeli been restiom e s?~ i nenro fe hefl at cul a Stamped treatme o andreceve/io tion, sent for e i tears or Isanks, siatin t therein, and were much betrara. r'ec 9iERy IN VALaD LADY should read "The Po e pa ea deote to the censiaeratieo of I Ufrt ke Bowels ai T K Whre 6 dkT? Wn -sa pnog e v'o94 come" onKdt W &b M sto#es and Iervoug Dsorderf. WhX 0fe 0mus sas as sas Whytorned With IN oti tie Wh frightoedverdisoPered sys W endare nervous Or siek headashei why have sleepless noght. I UOe RID?BY WORW and rqeu fa AeauA. ita 'e b Omm"P or V.s. - - 0gSTETR 1IfERS Merve an Injunetton on Disease By invigorating a feeble constitution, renovat ing a deblittated p sique, and enriohinea thin and innutritiout OCroulatlon with Ho0 tter's Stomai Bitters, the finest, the most highly sanctioned, and the moqt popular tont and proventlye in existence. For sde by all Drug. ilta and Dealers generally. 0. Ditson & Co. are Sole Agents for t, United States for the extensive oataloguo of Novello's Iftsic Plicaions Amona them are more tin a thousand Anthems and 0horuges, Pirt-Song and Glee Books, Cantatam, Ora. torios,Oporas, &o., o. Bnd for Catalogue. We call s_Pecial Rttentlon to the valuable series of Primors or Pasy IwAtruction iookn, of whiob very pc,pular oRes are, Ti RUDIMENT8 OF MIUSU, cooit-O,by Cummings. ',VlN Ali1 OFU PIANO ORI LYING6 ($1, by Panor. TH IORGAN, (*) iDr..~ihp-r. KtINGNL$) by RUld. g 3UMUCCALj YfORMS, (41), by Pauyn. R(I (lONY, (1. bal) r. teiner. N TIRNI( 1), by rout, and TUNE YlOlslN,($I), by Bond for Con. Garfloi's Grand blarch, (40 cts.) and 11ancook'sUlIainpalign blareh (4') cts. Finme A11161 and elegant portrMta of th iresideitial Uandidates. Teichers will nt fall to examine, during tithe suni mor the hon need d for thoir winter'n worat. We mnention THE TRAIPLEt(S!), and THlE VOl)IQX OF WOSI, Si) for S n chol and ('hom 00K 8.25i i ESIERRON' NrH MIQ 8iU,(41); ror Unl8on 'olaeo s, oui ]3.iLS conttjh tearly ready; ier Bunday Schools. W H ITI, (h~.35 oi.),a4 Tki1i'i R ANl fallo o,a o,ts? All are first-class book,. Don't Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. M. DIT80N & 00.1228 Ohestnul St., Phila. MAKE HENS LAY. traveligin thiscouutry,satant ofet elow and Cattlea Powders here are worthless tash. lie sya that )heridan' a condition Powders are abso P ders.1mm enay a herdn' n.tion olne,. ono tesr oon to on pint of feed stanips. I.. JOHN O0 &CO.,angor, le. ELGIN WATCHES! 1615. Chains etc. *sen 0.0N .t (10., Pittsburgh , Pa - 169 wtt in'oWon ee;amtma~ SAPONIFIER. rie Ol*d 3.1a eoenrted Lye for 1 ATIL as intl weiht ad e rongth.* AND TAKE NO OTHER. VN'man SALT MANUre o., ParhAg'. (aIF You WULIID BE PItOPERIL correspond tolulted with speotacles, apply DR. N. 0, GRAY, Optan, 11S N. TW Fh'treet. s i R A ! i tera rm Mo cotolraine," ,bIld >y musi o dlealers, or the iS ao OPIUM"-"'" 3CONSTIPATION ,L5ne AND PILES. 7,Workmonnatua 1rinphe. It retore stet abenoedaloPes, Constipatin heumansm, have volumes of testimony of tt wonaerti eluratvy ro harm than good, or drastio pils, but time nature. nlrm o ei a aflYorded a large experleitoe at cerite Prsoriptiona rs t result or tisteinad tuny piid ronsar$ablo cures of all those ehronlo Ohs. JAR TO FEMAL~Es. sictot tre1 etire tsystem It a tiervine oft nt ion IL stct ie th enil, nev tie on i, ,isct se are an tom i n w i tu Vtrte le elAdie) .eoeatie,fs eeg mte. 'For conditions, see wrapper around bottle, ie T ~nCo,aie sas "Fien a ago - eut erosa th roo alone . began taking oe. ni three mionthis I wab verf/ea eurj anti t r a e aet man caoienPrenirth unse of Prse demu ne y eadd RY PKDJAL AB8OCIATloON. BUPPA LQ, , ?.