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SCIENCI. Antiquity of Man.-Professor Mudge has presented some interesting evidence relating to the antiquity of muau lu The Kansas City Review of Science. lie starts by assinming the correctness of the generally accepted opinion among geologists that Itan was on the earth at the close of the Glacial epoch, and offers evidence to prove that the anti quity of the race cannot, be taken at less than 200,000 years. After the Glacial epoch, geologists recognized, by their ell'eets, three others, niaiely, the champlain, the Terrace and the Deita, all supposed to be of nearly equal length. Ilis argument for esti mating the duration of these epochs is as follows; lie takes tho case of the Delta Of the Mississippi, and notes the fact that, for a distance of about, 200 miles of this deposit, there are to be observed burled forests of' large trees, onelover the other, with intertpaces of sand. Tenl distinet forest growths of this nature have been observed, whieh must havo succeeded one n'.othe". "These trees are the half cypess t the -Southern states. Soic have been observed over 25 f'e t In diameter, and one contained S.700 annual riligs. In some Instances theCse huge trees have grown over the stumips of others equal. ly large, and such ln.tance occur in all. or nearly all. the [en lforest beds *' Fron these facte it Il not assuniing too much to estlniate the anlti(qulity of each of' the forest growihs at 10,000 years. or 10,J00 years for th: t n t'< re.sts. 11 is estinjit woulId not, take ill accoutlL Ihe Irterval of the tinie-which dou btless wasconslderabe-thatchip-cd betweeni the eidilig of one forest and the begin ilg of another. "Suich evidence," coni eludes Professor Mudge," would be re celived In any court of jaw as sould and satisfactory. We do nlot see how such proof is to be dislarded when aip piled to the antiquity o our race'. There is satisfactory evitdeicic that main lived in the Chaipitin epoch. But tle Ter'raCe epocI, or the greater part of it, intervenes between the Uiamplainl nd Delta epochs, thius adding to mi lot, 1 0OUC years, It only is inuch time is 9 giveni to both epocfbs as to tile I l-a cpoch, 200,000 years in the total Ie suit." b mr.. Clamond, ai French electricianl, has succeeded in deviiig a ther-electrie " battery, producing a curreIIt sullieient- MI ly powerful to yield tlhe electrie lit, A factory in Paris Is now, indeed, I lighted by this means. Tim one, com1ii posed of plieces of iron, arraniigieui in the florin of' a crown, w ie eCn bIe fleatil In the interior. This Ik called the collector, Its purpose beinig to col- U lect the heat, and Itii coini1111u1n ieate it '. to tile idjacent therimo-pile proper. This coisitts of' flexiile ehain, of ai v desiredI length, coimposed of cibes oi aitiminlily an(d zini', Sol fered togefitheri by sieets of' till. Iii tile comete app-:1. ratus there ire 600 of thes "coiuples,'' outside which are fixed tle plates of U dliluse the heat of the collector. A large surf ace is tlt's xposed to the air, In order that as great a dif'erence of temperature as po.saible m3ay be in tained between tie collector aiid liil' difflusea, for pon th1is di it'renc the (! StrAellgtl of the current chi'ily deeilds. a M. Clm3oi has beeni 0 succesful tkat with olle of hils batteris lie luu. been enabled to light two of SA.1rrini 's lamIps, anid with a sinaller but elualty I powerful battery he cai light for less t prilli Ian t lamps. This is done with the Consumtnion of' iie kilograi nie.s or or ibouit, twenity poinds of coke ai 11011r for the larger, ati six ani ole h III' uds for tlhe saller, tmo- ch- c.. 9 warmuth es well as light siince its large extei'ior' Iurface cautses It, to rm1lfiiaI t coiisidei'ible q iiality 'of heat. DepthIs of L~tAes.-Ini iaikall (.S~i'ia) sounct11ings hiave been i, obta ied, wh~ i'h, for a lake, areL trly3 aistonlishing. Ii, the uipper' part thie depth is 3,1)27 mntr i (about, the hieigfit of Moitn Etna), but downi-wai'ti thie bottomi' sonistaintIly (IC- t eeids, and n11iear the opposi4)5te eili , it dishtanice of' somei 350 luItes, ine (ld'pthI amonths to 3,760 11netres . Thi e met';s uremnent f'ai exceeds anything to hi' fonad ini the Meiiterria nean Se:t. whliich In its deepest parlts hais 0only 3,197 mie ties of' water,' flow i'uchl ani orilianary (depressin as t hat o1 li ill coubIl have ocured: ini the lidst 01 a ('(ontienit, is a probiemi w hicht greatl pu 111zz-es geol o gists, but, cL Ic genel'ly 13 acclete idea Is that It, was~ thle result, of' some1 volca- I ntic erupltion in palst, age's, and1( a1 subse- 9 quent subsidence of tile cruist of lie earlthi to a viat extenit. 'lThe lai.-es In a the cenitle (of New-Z'alandI are eqi-ally a remairkable in pollint f elth. T1le e'x Li'emie depths of thie ITupa and14 WiilIka oh Lakes In the North, iand Lake Wia katipu in thie South , liave nlever beeni fathomed . Ti':ey ale n OWnI 1 tc be very far below the seia-leve ,. O Eiconomical Lamlps.-AccordIing to a t Geranin Ltade i paper' a niewt ker'osie i and spirlit lampj hass been inv~enitedl, Ill U wiche the w'ick Ia madeit enltireI3y of rlass,. Several 1advan't ages ari climeiid for It. l 'Te flame el nigs closely to the wick. so that Iilgh Led l'11mps 1ruay3 he carrl'ied abot r without fear' of theli' be'inlg extingutlis5hed 1 by suddent'i dra'u lghtis ; irer eo '-r, noiJ sparks are I iberatt'i f-omi I. Wi h an C equtal aniounlt, of thi s wick Itrt'd up, r' a mnuch brighiter' and1 ce'areir Iight, s il obtained t hain were cotloln Oiles arlev ustedh. The smo1k Iiig is streatlhy reduicedl U and at leabt, 10 per' cenlt of oil Ia sav'ee. t T'hiere is $clarcefy anyl wasite of' the U M ick itse'lt, alnd. the I roli'eoine trhii-a ing aidii cuttingl to wvhich 11am1p Iimeni er'a are aiccustomied are aclogetheri need-u IIes, lor' 11o portIotl (If it is carbolllzud, i Used in spirit lamps it greatly icreas 0s the lieu. 9 the ilame, a1,d liniaily, it is elahnied that It call be produced and sold at a 'lceap tate. Ueeful Cment-Thie f'ollowing Ia re- Z COntlincllced as* it (cmeniit, for fastening tl brass collars to glass or cIIna p~ar'illai lamps; utic soda one0 par't, restIn three parts, water' flve parts1; tboi un til complete sapi)lic tionm Is cflfected, anid mIX tile protuc, mt umtely wIth one1- a half its weight oh' zinc oxide, whlite r' load, chal1k, 0or lhasters of P'ai'ls. TIne .latter Is paef'er'red, as It hsardeons IiOre qitickly, 'If Is proposed to ado[,t, in thle ])ritisi t * service, a1 new paltterni r'evolveri, wie'i icl iS eelf-extacting, and1( only I equir'es I: one0 han~d to loud, Is veryshnmple mi its action, and( hlt ia paItent.saf'eiy hammner. Th~e inveition is I h~It of' Coptain Giravecs, a -Seontists may Dhfor About the pat hology.of rheumnatienm, ts origin ~nd whether it be heoredit ary, but Irrrofragabio timony roves (fiat when a tendency to It f develops Ief ., Hiostetter's Btomaou itter.s teo ? relhable means of subduinig that tenid noy. ams of ,the prescribed remedies for thie die, eaato are decidedhy objectionable from thes daner attending thelr moe other, are uttoriy iffectuah, the hest, the safest check Is thie ,~t~~ This very ob.-inatemnalady,the more e cta ly to overcome ft. ihIould be girappled Li wjbAt the outset. Every one know. whata t4*1I1e, what eease'es pain it can infIet. Why a en Aohud .thif atrocious, often fatal comn-a ~ e allowed to pain headway throu -h in * 0ti0 to its earliest symlptoms,' when a si. og tt steil and strongly recommeudedl 8 hne presente It elf. In addition to aug- n S08I tini Anmeans of rebetf it seems not in- r< , oosto th rhumti agis AORICULTURC. FARMERS' CJ.UB.-WO have always avored the holding of farmers' club neetings at the homes of the members, xcept where the membership and at eudance are too large for the accomo. lations, In which case it would be a luestion whether the clubs would not >e more useful i' divided. The social >art ef these organizations, it seems to is, is often the very best part. Then, vhen the meetings are held at private 'esidences, the farmera' wives and latighters are sure to become interer ed and Ipotlsl) ibly take a inor Or less ae ive part In the acknowled'ed objects. if the association. Nor do we believe t necessary to the best welfare ol far ners' etilbs that inem bersliip be eon lIed to those who do notihing but till lie land. It' it Il a fact that farmei s -eally know too Ii tle of each other, it s all the imlore true that people follow ug different trades and occupations hould know more how eac. other live. f there 18 sometiies a feeling of Jeal ousy between Individuals of a class hat, should be broken down, how much nore desirable thbat any similar feeling oetween clbsses should be disl elled by ocial intercourse or mutual hospitality. t will be foha iid that inany men who lep a store, in ia bilalcksimiith shlop, or overSce 1a facitory are very much inter 'sted inl everythiig relating to agricul lire. atil ofteln have gardens illen( vith the choicest vegetables. Irtits, Or lowers Nor is It certain because they 11:1y live at the "centre," itiad occt)v 'esilenies of ia differeit style f romI iomst, fiilioises, that they iecessarily eel "above" the people w ho live in the i-fashionied, low, coilnt ry d wel iihug.s 0 fia amiliar, perhaps, to their own chib i oodl days. The I rlinciples 111)011 Which tile gov rillmenClt of ouir country is foutided how no easte, except the caste of' real lelit and solid worth . We believe bere Is no class Who Iniore 111113 accept Ild aipl)ri'l:LIC tliS faL t han tle com >I'tabiIIy wealithby anl inLtiigent busi ess mni of the countr1y, and we are lad tiat so i1nanly) of this cltsi are wil iig to join the l mers inl their va riolus iorts Itt social, ne1ntal, and 111mioral nlit ro*velienit. .o, it tile shopkeepe r', the lacksinlim, the urpenter, tle cotton 'eaver, the lihysicuail, o1 tile iniister 'e enoutigh interested in the study or1 d va licelnellt Of agliii ttiral uil'suits J join tlie finier' club, let themtt be dmlitted withi a warmIl, hear-ty welcomue, . it is fiar front lii possible that we Inall not gain from them as iich a1s ori 101r1, d1i recly% or.1 1 intiectI v. 11h:1n1h1 a*ll f'rom its, We are glad thatt the(s'(. oiwn aid district Cl ,b atre 41on the inl r-ease, anid we la-lo~ thieir nuiiiber will olitiille to ill(et'ae tilitil every ai gri ultuzral town in thie couinry liIlll liave ts 0gz110/.Ilion1. They improve niuil el's, l-iolote killdi.y I feelit 1g anhiong leiinbers', alt teld to itivitlie tie elierlal lillieest and losper itv of very coniIity where they exist. A REsti~lr 10ou I'ooit Hiri ri-:.-Wie ave said lianiy ha,1rd thiigsot the nIan tactiiii('s of bad buitter. But Iltiliel of he fault is itagtble to tile Cowaidly ounduct. W, Counltry3 andl City grocers. l1i stolekeepers. For fear of lile im 1.rtongie aur! m.eigh ,bor-hoodll i lence f soln1 jIroilli'iet wii'iner's wife w o rings bi.rge (ilIlltities of' grease, dirt uid buttermilk to mtrket each ncek ld calls theill 11111er, lie co wardly I I ler-Chatt M imy jst IS inucht f'or thliS onlglot:eral ion as lie dues fol p i're, weet Iuter. It is then tilibled lto etleri, good, bad itil execrable, iito i oniiunon ttub 4)r barrel, and :nixe'd up LIr feari somec cuistomerc untmy by chalice liscover' thei illerencciie ani inqu 1(1ire i'or01 otile specia l arier''s butter ci. I, wits loped thait thle inCreante of' bu tter' ac ri es w oulId supp ly' 8s) iniuclh g~oodl buit u'r that allI classes woLd( be compeiic cl a prodItuce ai sweet, clean ar'~idee or Iintd .0 iaiket . S uchb, 110weveri, is n ot thle esuilt. N early li the good factory but er' is takeni to the eastern 01' toretigni inrlkets, adl tile hot)rne townsi and~ eltico~ re matinly sulie~ltd w ith whait wouldl 13e 'erined3 gre'ase it tkeni to) thle larg'e iies. Ev..ry town~ ii hloul havei Ia bt 31'r insp'ctor' who sliotihI be auth~oized1 t> grade anItuinmber thle butter ia'lccor Inhg to tile quial it y. TIhe L tinerouis tIlhat w~oui theLn 31 gr'ade hiis priice's ecorinIig to th number111hi I, like n.I heat. 'is, it is trule, wVOild lCost conisidcra Ic, bunt lie world co uild aJforlI to dho 01r ay almo11(st anyth' inig to impriiov'e the nahly o)f butter' There is liotninig in Ima el i coniomyV50ii I iol t aiii dlegra'~ted S te common(il grade 0f b~utter, In nime wayt3 the r'4Oo oif LthIs evI il oiuhl e r'emoved at any exp~ens~e. 'Thfe biroinIc1le 11i manufacturers of hali', grease iid buttei'miilk ought to be extermninai llAY FoR IlOos.-Fewv meni are aware I tile fact thtat hay 1s very benellelal . hogs, but, it Is trute, neverthecless. logs nieedl rongih food ats wveillas horses, utile or the huiiman r'ace. To prepa re youi sl'oulId have a eatting box (or a ny cuiter, and1 tile gr'eenIer 'lie hay tile etter'. Ci thle hayi) as Ii li as oats, (ir biorer', andlC miix with bran, shorts or I iddhii gs, andii feed 11s otheCr food. logs soon)1 Ilarn to) like it, and,. if' soak ti in swill 1as othier' sop) lood, is highly u3hhed by thlemi. In- Witer' use 1for ogs the same~i hay13 y'ou will 11ind thai, 'hie oIt i'ives brian , shlzis or1 oth~er >od it puts1 Onl flesh as rapIdly3 as anly. nog tha iilt caIn be gi ven t hem . Theli *e ot hazy can be colmmenilced as earlIy ile glass w.id (d0 to cut, and when ml thriouigh thle cuttinig l.ox enni be sedl to adlvanitage by sImply soaking f resh water t ill it sours. Coi~n anid wet (10 inuch harim to grow ig stock and1 stop) thira glowthl wh'lehi' rarely commialenced alga i in unLi Itheu arm11 weatherci of' the niext, season. A iughl sfhe'l will f'urii'shi, usefuiil protee ohn, iindi a smalil 1supp lily or rich food is ' vailuei ill keepinig upi the thiftI. No Mons Iian A Til) Is.-l yo w'tiiill (Iop spend11iig 50 mIIuchi onI ne0 cl othes, leh Ioodi and11 stle , buy goodl, heaIlIhy nxi . ebeca per andl better 13(lih ing; get, tore real and1( 8uibstati L thlinigs of I lif very way, anti esp~eclally stop the fool.. iiIb habitof emll~oyinug ex peniv~ie, (luiack oictois or' usin g so inuchi of the vlie umb1 ug mied icinie thIat doues youi only3 armi, bitt puity3our trunst in that shnp~ile urei remeitdy, 111)1 Bitters; tinit e3uries L'O good tImes andi~ have good health co aniothier column~i. 'Ahnn~OUl HloUs, RALR~titH, N. C. I have used Dri. Bull's Cough Syrn i Iir my chilidreni, ser'vanats attd miyself, nd think it the pgolden remedy.-Mrs. hr. Bllackwvell. VEGE'rINE is nouriisinig andi st rength ning; puirilles the blood ; rogualates the owels; quiet~s the nervous systems' ets directly upon01 the secretlioits, antd rouses the whiole systemn to action. JP TilS StOUr.u SI4UR? TuB EvN Of any Ol lierin tfroim lirnchi tie, consumpnIton, A't. a, or any P'ulmrmnar.v Affe hIon. we wpuo for themn o Di.; JAntn's EXPRCTOIANr, Watc lt, In all cases, attord Bpoed~y relict, and ini 00l, 61100t a speedy ouire. 'I. DOMESTIC. Too much Iresh meat is not a whole some diet for warm weather. Ice can bo Xepit for several hours by wrapplig first in several newspapers and then Ia blanket. A few flaxseed planted In each hill of potatoes Is sald to be i sure remedy against potato bugs. Medical authority In England an nounecs that alcohol Is a Eed ative and not a stimulant. A fe w drops of chloroform on white sugar will check the tendency to vo miting in those suller!ng slightly from sea-sickiess. The brain when excited needs restas much as does a fractured limb or an i. flanmed eye. Medical authority ascribes sea sick ness to an undue accumulation of blood inl the nerve centres of the back, caused by the movement of the brain. A teaspoonful of coal oil to a gallon of water will destroy the insects that infest plants. UTn.rziN 1,s op C' SoAP.-Instead of throwiniig away M1:e pieces of 80111) whileh become too 8i1mal ior coiivenient hand ling, iake a square fanniieI ba- of suit irble size; leave one end p->rtly opeii mil put iII the pleces as they collect; when it is full, baste up the openiing, ani it. makes a nice bath-tub arrange ment. Another way is to add a little water, set thein inl a tin on the stove, 1iml let, theml Sm1inme10r slowly. When iold. yoit will have tolerably good soft soap, jist the thinig for p'uttinsz inl youri wash-boiler, or washiig tills witi. Or by evaliating part. of the watir you Ina: get the soi) hard eiiough to be inolde i into simall eakes, which can be ilriet for lise, A PPiE CihEEsE.-Ieel and quarter a cluaitity ot- apples, stew theiml with -a I II water, a goudt deal W' sugar, the tlit ri id of a iemioin 1n1d a few cl'ovez, ir a stick of cinainon. Wheni quite lone pass thei throigh a halr sive ; uni to one quart of the purte thus ob ailied ald haif a picket of gelatine, li:Solved in water; mix well, pour into t iould, aild when Set, turn It out and erve withi a ctistaid poured about it. It is well to ieimetiber that the purce must be tioroughy wel sweeteied tild llavored to c(arry offl tile Insipidity of the gelat in e. PoTrAiro CAXE FOR 'I EA.-MIashi the potIatoes that are leIt, froni the dinner table, while hot, and season them with 11t uml a i'i b tter aria LU it dovzen IitatosI three tablespoont'u*11 is of floui, ll a ci p1l of mweet milk, and a table 0poonfil of' baker's 3e:ast. Mix with Li - pouoh, .iid let it rise until Iiearly tea tI1(. ' Th- roll it ou i UIch 1111 l eli tiick, aiild cutl iito roiiuil eakes. Let hernrise ten initi ts; tleni bake for hal I an hou I. A I itt le sugar canl be ad iled if desired. Tlhie calvs should not lIe cut opn , int pti ulled tip trt and but UJered. (Citi:antt Pt' D o-One phrit f bread ruiib,, 01' cup of suigar, oiii eggs, a liuart of milk. graLted ieiioni rinl(, a lit Lie powdered ciillialion, am 1 salt. Mix tloroiugliy, butter a on Ild, and spread ii a thiek layer of tile pr'eparait ion, an1id Aien a lay er of cherries, then another Layer of bieW ia i one of cheies, il Briartely util it is filled. Close tight, uii kteani fur two hotir. Eat with *<weet iquid saice. Blackberries nay JO used instLead of cherries. Picaro PDLear-,.-Sev'eni po1unds of ?1ruit ; three anid a half' pounds of sugar; Jnie p1int ot ' vinegari; elov'es, ceii nion tii alls plee ti ed ini a cloth.i Put thle Ltugar, viiegair andi spice into a plorcel tin ketLeI, boil up arni skimin; theni add .he I rulLt; whiichi shioulId be peeled, and ettL whole, anzd boil ui ntLi li 1ull done. iiLiiiut inti as, pour11 overi the syrupii and Cniti.or'rE.--T'he o1 diniary aplie hiarlottLi is iiot inearly' so niice as this5 whIiichi is sl ightiLIy, mor u elabOorate:T ine ipie dishi with bu tiered slies~ ol bread; Ill it tip i' ithi layers of apples cutL up ,e mialI, phin~iig betwtieeii each laycri SliuilIle apricot Jinl, sotiie grated lemon rind, aiid plenty oi browin sugar. Cover hie <iih upi ni i Ih slices of br'ead~ butteri 21, and bake it till time bread Is wetU OnAnoE Sxow.-1lissolve ant ounce of tsiniglass ini a pin ot boiling wa.;r; t rat i it., an'd let IL stand umitil micairly :old ; ix in to it the juice of sIx oir even ('raniges and1( of one leimon i ;add lie whiies of' tlihrue eggs and sugar to aste ; whisk thec whole together until . looks white and like a spoiige; put it nito a mould, and tur'n It out on the ~ollowinig daly. PLccA~IJ.J-Silee one0 peek of green oniatoes and at eiw a pintof salt through hieim; let this stand twenty-four hours, lien drinii, and11 add thriee heads o1 ~abbages, twelve ogiomns hiid six green )piers all chiepped lne. Boll three tiurts oif vinegar', one 'int of' miolasses, nie1) pit, of' sug'ar, 01n0 cupi of wh'iole iiiitarid, onhe taliespooiiliii each of' trolui elovesn aniil alIpice 1)C ogethieir tud~ thr iow hot over the above. BOIL.ED OMAILA PLnDDJNo.-TIwo lutii s si fted fliour, two heaping table ,poon fuils of salt, aboutL one 1)pint cold water', ( iillk ia prefer'able'); in a deep lish miix thle Ilour' anid bak'ing powider', IlIssol ve tho salt in the Cwatter, aldd mioaigh of' thle water to floiii to make a cery thick batter ; mix quickly ; put nlo prepar~ed bag or cloth and1( boil one iouir ; ,ci've as SoonI As c(ood andJ eal, SOUPEs MAWuliEs, MA iDE OF POTiATos's. - l''ir six personis, hoil sIx' goodl-rizedl iotatoet ; when they aro cooked pass Lucheim'hough a sIeve ; put, the potatoes in ai casserole, with two pints of milk. Sspoonfu'l of' butlter, aind het It boll; ualt it to taste ; keep stiirring it firequenit COoums. -- "JBroion' s Brionchiaol Trc yhes'' areisedl wi ii1ith dvantge to alleI SEss, inl hiboNeillA!, AFF.cYi'oNS. Rir thiIirt'y yearms these Tr'ochesn hiive beoen in uiso, wi th .annual11ly I iceatn i I avor. Theiy are not newi and i uitrico bu;, having lieen tested hgy wyide and. o0astaint use for nearly'I an entire geni LOratiLon, hiey have attalined wvel1- meri ted rank among the few-sttapie remieis if the tage. Th'ie pice ofi soap11 Is rapidly advane Ing. A y'ear's suply o- D~ontulNs' I$t.EcTrIiC bought now at 011ld rice will be avery judicious puirchiaso. Dnramjps it stomiachi, andi~ colie, wvhethecr iffec tinig aduilts, chilhdren, or infanits, lar'. Pbire's Compound Extract of smtart- Weed-is a sovereign remedy. It is compoundled from the best brandy, laitaica gingeir, smart- Weedt or w~atoy' LOpeppe,-ainod yie, soothing and healing gums. For colds, rheumatism, neural gIe a ffections, and 'to break upi ofVers and iniflainmaitory attaeks It is Iivalu ible and should be kept 10i every house liold. Iirt cents by dr,.gts. HUMOROUS. ONE OF THE OPPOSITE SEx.-It was a lVoman's Rights moevting. The speaker was saying, "Let us take our stand V right here and firmly resolve that neither the votes nor the arguments of a the opposite sex, nor any power on this y earth, shall turn us aside or move us one inch fromt this positi"-Just here a wiicked bat flew Into the room and the meeting adjourned with so much quick- 1 nless that some of the members lost t their back hair. The speaker who t cou'd not be "turned aside," was seventeenth from tie last in getting out at the front door. And it is n %t er tain that the bat was one of the "o) posite sex,''either. 1 biss PAYNE, of St. Paul, Minn.,was caught smoking and put her lighted cigarette lin her pocket to prevent her a callers from seeing. it. She was nearly I] burn~ed to death. Young ladies whio e sinoke shotild never Spil) It lighted cigar ette in their pockets. When you are surprised in the act, quickly place the ivemd over the letige of the door, and 8 when the youig IIaII enters, the closing n of the door will Jar it down, and It will ill on his head and scatter hot ashes down his neck. iis conversation will become aiImaIted it once, and it will ieot be on such a corimon place topic as Ihe weather, either. NOT long ago anl Irishmn'uin applied to 'in o% erseer in a Tyne li. y ard to be put I on to it job. lie was iioi miled t hat lie I coild niot comply w ithI his request ; but is Pat continued to gaze earistly at an a anibor hich was lying inl the V.e.ity r the foreiman repeated his reply 1iht1 tiere was no work ir hiin, and advised u him to . 'way. "Die vil bit will I Y storr, sorr,"' rejplied Pat, "till I see tie man that's goIng to use that pek !" Da. RE:NAUD, fr lrance, diseovered that a liuinat be Dig with hydrophobia t could comimunicate the disease to a rab- n bit. Now he should d vi e a siniple a plai by w hicli the pattieit cal eatch the rabbit. Rather than tramlp over liciis aid through thickets a whole V day ins order to capItIre a raliit in its V lair, a imianr suirelrinrg vith the rables b wolid prefer toidie without commurnni- Bi ca'inLg the disease to fle aninal. 0 r A GENTLEMEAN seat iris Irish servant up to his room0i for -a pair of boots, aind ait tih! sarc time told him to be sure v aid get iates, as there were two pairs in the closet. Patrick returned with two boots, but othl nes. "Why, dol't you see that these are riot alike-one is a long top aid the other a short one?" said tire gentltheInl , out or patience f with tire fellow. "Bedad, your honor," raid 'at, inl apilogy, "aid it'.s true for ye; but thinr the other pair was just so, tou." "Tm mcaptain is Poigiir to hatrl down ali Ie sheets irnredlately," said a pas seiger on one of the ocean steamuers, a -s lie caine down below. '"Ow ! the rurde thing--he shan't conie in here at any rate." shrieked a shrill feminine b voice, followed by the banging of a state roou door. Cnij.u (sCarcely three years o.d) look ing wist fully at a dlirminutive pie: Mo- - ther-"Now, Meta. I wiait you to save your nice pie so yor r papa can see it when lie comes home."' Child-look Ilg still more wistfully-"I1 sink I corld tells papa exactly how it looks.'' YouNo lady to recently married rY'ienrd : ''Is le all you hoped for?" ' "Whuy, of course.'' "Fine fellow genteel ?'' "Mor'e than that-elegant; C lie talks like a book." "Well, when 0 you comec to volume second, send~ himni to rme.'' t A YOUNG ladyl~ Vilits her illilier to i rder a new hat, arid the artist sho wvs 1 ber sonie start ling arid attractive comi binatioins, noiie of' w hichl, however, suit r thii lady, wiro says, "'I want something m~orec sinmple than that-something In i, better taste." hi SlI..NERi (with a haughty sneer) "O you wianitsorrneth'mg to wer whren you are out wa'ilking with your hurs banrd.-lIere, Jane (to youngest uap p~renitiee), shiow this person sormethinig uhieap) anrd virtuous.'. A SAD-EYED inidividlual entered our filee this miorninug and r'equested us to linn~ounice that a sIde walk covered with congealed wvate~r is an eye sore; andj that whienm your heels fly up and you sit down upon such sidewalk , that is in ice sore, also. But lie is not thme only 2 one who is "'downr On'" uch pavements. IHAMLET must hiave looked ter'ribly I~ mil-dewved to Ophelia whien she charac terized ImI as the "mould of form." ~ She might as wveli have enlled him a frighittuii 0old fungus, aiid have done Y withi It. "WrY (10 you publIsh so many re rords of crime ?" asked a gentleman of the late Hioracue Greely. "Because they ire thie sIn news of the paper,'' was the reply. "Doc-ron exanine my tongue,'' said ix good womaii, "and tell me what It nieedhs," "It needs rest," replied the dloctor. GUILTY OF. WVuuozo.--Somue people hi:ive a fahiion of conifuilng excel lent remledies with the large massi8 of ''pat-r enii rued icines,'" rand in thIs they are guilty of a wron()~g. Th'ere are somnead- a vertised remedlies fully worth all that lI is asked for tiiem, and one at least we know of-top) Bitters. Th'le writer has hadu occasion to urie tire Bitters In just such a ellmate as we have most of thre y year in Bay City, anrd has always founid a' themr to be Iir'st-clauss anid reliable doing ill that. Is claImed for themi. Wa have no hesitation wvhatever in V " recomimending Dr. Buill's Baby Syrup for ch ildren teethin~g or sufferng from Wind Colic. D)iarrhom.or D~ysenitry. ANY pe~8rso harvinig a brald head and lallinig to see the benefit to be derived Iromr thie great petroleum hair renew or~, Carhouinue, as miow imaproved and peri'eetedl, ini the face of the vast nuir h~er of testimonials from our very best citizenis, is surely gobmig it blind. A WoBnD oF CAUJTION.-Slmmong [LIve r Rlegul ator or Medicin te man ufact imr'd by J. H1. Z/ellin & Co., like all - )tndardft' and really yalutable artioles, has met wIth a deg ree of annoyance Iromn ImpIosters amnd niereenary adven ture'-s. TIhie poplarity andi world-wvido famme of the Reg ulator has indtuced un p~riniled panr ties to place . sl>uriouis Coimpoun~ds called by some garbled part of our title or name in the market. A majority of these enterprises have died is natural dheathi, but others are perlodi Lally cropping oat. To those who Jav e niot yet leairned the great worth of do e R~hgtuator' this-word of Caution is nee0 issary. To thre invalid it may be hx riuestion of life -and death, Ask for Simmons Liver Regulator, and look for the:sgnatture of J. HI. Zeilin Co.;andj the large red Z. on their elea, 'White Wi'sppor. Accept no colorable imita tions or substitutes however plausibly re00mmended. Heavy Hottlig In the far frozen North books were source of great amusetnent to the meln rho were studiously inclined, as the ell-thurnbed volume in our library 0on testified. Several of the men frote regular Jvurnals, which were ven kept up by a few while they were ledgIng. Among the officers, chess, 'ackgainuion, and a rubber in the cap in's cabin forined the chile amuse ient. Although gaimbling is discoun 1enanced (or ought to be) on board very well regulated man-of-war, we o far forgot ourselves as to indtlge 3argely in this vee. Seldom was a ane played without a stake on the re ult. The stakes, too, were exhorbit at frequently as inuch as one luelfer iatch per game. It must be remember d that matches were very searce and reclous articles with us, and it was, herefore, a very high and valuable take. On one ocensionl, oneo of imly )essmates was so rash as to w.ger a Illow enadle on the result of a game. ut this was ai offler of so much iag itude that no one was .silieiently rave or sporting to ac6ept it." There In Nothin: Certain xcept death, and that is now rendered ex romioly uncertain by the d'scavery of an absi ately certain cure for tho most plinful of all 'odily ailmente. Phies. For 3 000 years. quacks id r*edical men have rivalled eh other inl Drturanz the inserab e sufferers by that ter able disea-e with alt aalinaer of iii bar,-us. ig orant ad uslesi nostimis arid dev-ce.l, and light s ill have ontne ioi for a thousand iora ears but for ithe dicovery of Ani keii-s bUy ar. flsbee. We a-eldtm pulti s u ing. , I t any 3an or woman who has ever nufferedl tho gonay of Palos, w I ttiank us fur caili.i at Bantion to an almot itnfa'hibl rea flv for this readful d'sease. 500 000 htllic:ed 'sutTerers aetify to its unparalled v.rtues. Doctorzi of 11 mo lical sehcols endorso and ueo it. It is t once the tr.uimph and admiration of tho go; simple, safe, prompt and )ermnanent, it elOleeS pain at oice. ellports and com res.-es tle tumors and ultimaately cures the *orst cases of Piles, no miatter of how long canding. Absolite infalibilty is Iot possi le. but medical scat nee Ilas nothn.4 more early so than "Anaiess." It is the discoverv f Dr. K. Siisbee,an accompl lished cemist and racticing phvsician. after 40 years' stu ly and xper.once. Samples of ' Anatkesis" are set ree to all suffeters by P. Noustaedtor & CO., 'x 3946 New York. Sold by druggiass every 'bere. Price 01.00 per box. IF YOUn Liver is Dinordere Bloo/ind's Ger ian Bitters will set it aright. Haeskell's Tdley Utnitlent Will cure every )rm of Totter. IF You Would Enjoy Glood Health Take rooiland's German Bitters. Fon PniPLFA on the Face, use HIeske's Tet r Oinitmnent. It never fails to remove them. IF 'I'ROUBLF.D with COnsttpatton, take Hoof ad's Ge.-Yrman Bitters. IF You aro Dyspoptio Loofand's /emran lers will onro yOL VEGETINE. Khought She Had Consumption. Had all the S3m11ptoRims. VEGETINE CURED HER! R. 1I. T?. STIZVEks: 'ORONTO, Sept. 27, 1579. Mir.-Three tiot les of Vegetlnec have given me ymlete rAlof fr mn pain and~ au'x et? n18 to amy ature, mind I do -Ire t i add ay t estime i.1i o its aer.ts a-. lt oven In m~y i xper.ene -. For aaoru Iiti a .10eir previou,- to Jutt t of the pres fut ear, 1 was afnlcted withi harp alins thir.ugh ?e chest, aund s toulers I undoer st ood times to e symnptomns of Consumapt o, andr the anxi- ty .utli ing tramn this I ?e we glued Il twn upod me,. ,rap dv I st, i -slh. color, spIrIts, anmory antd ca ngth; I b- camne ext eedilaa o nSItive to ex. osui e, and was constant ly takiang -old whach hulted in acuite cat.' rrh aun:j cough. A lrland 3.ommi -nided your vegetinoe, ien just beIng Llvert ised. an~d alter usling three bottles, I was 'ee arOmf all p~aln, and to-daiy I am well end a, eful of long lIfe. If thi may b -the ameanas Inducing any 'uffri-ng liko distress to get ke rAllef, 1 shaali not i-egret haaviaig told may Lor-y. I ami, silr, yours gr aterultv. Mits. wai. CilURICiIILL, 339 Vt lton Av enue. VEGETINE. Itas at Last Relieved of Pain, NOT BY DEIATH[. IUT OURLED BY VEGET.INE, a. HI. R. STEV NS.'O~o Ont., Oct. 2, 1879. lIe ir sr.-Ilihaiv suifor (d lomn a p ain in the nail of the back for the las liteen years, anad iopie caaled it. Lumbago. If iun I out th t , y Idneys were effeeled, tan I ued medacinoet pre ribe by doct,)a. all of w..Ich dId ane litt~o nod. A friend aiiVs -ad me to t-y Ve et no. I i, anti ,fter uasnag three be tIes I found my aif qul 0 releve I of pan, all through takIng sur valuable medic no. Your.s tru v, M. J. SM ITIJ. 23 Dorset, Street. VEGETINJE PREPARED BY' I. R. STEVENs, Boston Mass, regetine .Is Sold by All 'Druggists. AGENTS WANTED FOR THE IC TOnI IAL HISTORYOPnWORLD It cont a'ns 572 flane histor;cail nratvings aind 300 large di tu ile o uamn paiges, uaa d I t, e most Dmploteo iI story of thie woald ever pubnlshed. sels at sight. Send for spiecimeon pages anad xira terms to Agents, uand .,ee why It sils aster thaan atny othaear booti. Add ess, NA a oxAz. P'unaassiancu Co., PhiladelphIa, Pa. THE SOLE QUESTION m, what ahall we doe to preservo broaltth Our anwer Isa: hiep ronr foot roarm, diy arid free from aumaatiunm, by W'aingii a pair of .JOltNSON's SILK INsoLE.S, fleinag than, are eatIly worn in line shoes of any orsna, wiah great comafort. Aeonas wated-t evory 'here. Ianiu atna by wrlithig for It. samples by all for 26 coota. Stato airzo of aoo worn. D. w. JollNSON, 823 Asacii 8t., Pha~ilelphia, Pa. DIPHTHERIA!! Jyohnson's Anodyne Lintment wi post. IVely prevent, this ter'rible disease, and will esittvey cairo nind cases In ten. lnfrqation nat will save many lives sent, free ,Ymall oia't, deslay a moment,. Preveqtion is better lau. cure- S-aid everywhere. I. 5.'.50fENs0Of * CO., Bangor, Me,. I tihe Oi liehiable Choncenatarated Lye for FA M. .,Y SOAP MAIN O. t'are lo-as neconmpaany ich can for making ilard. Sof't and Thohlea oap feu ickly. 11, la auli weighat and strength ASK FOlt AND TAKE NO Olait. MANUaFAoroUaglITB BvTO ENN'A. SALI' MA~tIlF' CO, Pfalla ~ IF YOU WOULD DE PROPERLY suited with spectaolos, apply or arrespond to .DR. N. O. GR AYI Optreean SS N. T W EF tet Phliladolpasla, PA. ANDRHT.RS'. SERDS 1AB3 TEU BmZg idaR . 6./& 8 The Newest Music Books, AMERICAN ANTHEM BOOK. Vith li ay atl goo dAn ~aei( l2 pr doa.) 17 J. II. k 'rO II ti A.J. ao. itita la A. , . jolhosolt. 'ell" 0 sthets 1a1 oxcepi lont ly tl ii *tlili.:ltitiy tiukeroUsto pi-ovido &wo fur ut cry 3tUU* tuy iII tLhte yeur. Dow's Sacred Quartets FOL MAiJ.' VOICE8. fly liowar I M. Dow. P'rlco 22.00. Por 1h~tza, &14.0, fla-aa is a likii coitlt' eot, it elmfol ah t tllti lam turitO ra brigilg out tlo ta Iitmt tit I ltao Quartuti that cs now t Luttutiul III timutot evury enoir. 'he Delaage. NEW CANTATA. By St. Sitets. Prico m tloarda 81.('0. Paper 60 et". TIvl4 ic jit tl tit ia to ilopt a t.C's ta f. r Choru jiutitiic loa Lie00 I. lU U K lat1It 1110 Ilaaiaeataga oif Ntl sotl ttrik hig aouic, and lit pressivo worias. Not iicult. Parlor Organ Instruction Book, By A. N. Johnson. PIco 61.60. A cotplti vsy hi ratitor for Itaal Or tita, adaipiad oaxectly, to lieu wittiti of Ihiotie who i l't to tar buth eamy light music and caty sacroml misaic. Oliver Ditson & Co., Boston. J. E. DITSON & CO.122.t13Cestnut St.. Pi0a. IN ARENEU WIHNON-CNOUCTING CEMENT RETAIN THE HEAT LONGE DO NOT BURN THE HAND. IRON BOTH WAYS. CHE'.AR. Do REWARD n Itelat. ey faitp ,on rat (heat imtatedtate relief, curna cae: of long standing in I woek and ordanr "am in 2days. CAUTION Unles yellow vla;p11 Rite'ssiga~re 11il. ato. Sold by aildra sto. Stent by utail by J.t ?ltt.t M D arJpr.. 8. . Te anth A-ob .t.,pbda.F.r HOP BITTERSo (A Medicfline, not aL Drink.) OOxAxxs 3O15, isUCfU, MARNRASU, D)ANDELION, mn leauss Ara BaT MarntArQV~ra OF ALt, OTVUS BIrrams. Diseses of the Stomach, Bowels,.lood, Li'r duers, ad Urinary Organs, Nervousnoss,.Sleep essness ad especially Female Comaplatata. 01000 INI GOLD. Ill be paid for a ease they win met cars or hedp, o or anythaing import er injuuious found is them. Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters ad ry te ore you sleep. Take. o them. CoweK CUmi thoe setest, saas and es NoP Pta for Stomach, Liver and Kidneys a esperior to all others. Ask Druggista, ruknes, use of opium tObaC, and nrol skw endh&~h for Dircar . E.fsbmw . C HAS.GC.BLATCHLEY 3lanufacburer of B LATCH LEY 'S STANDARD PUMPS, Occupies Jau. Ist, S TIlE SPACIOUS WAREEROOMS. 8 08 MARKET Ntreet, PHIILADELPHIIA. Stock the largest, nrsortment the most com-. plete. faellities of every kind the best In the coutntry. Ptapi'ed at the abiorto t notl o to meet Ilhe wants of our cu-tora for all dlop hs of wells ami to give complete satlfarataan. Poumpat plalin, (halvanaizer itron, P'orc:'lain or Cop. perl Inedc. Malls, GhrafLon. W. Vat. C AGENTS WANTED TFOR THE AiR. JULIA JMcNAJR WR1G'le 0 gMo Tb Mortals. iltaitht flauaty, WVork Amanuse-mentts e arly det wit in fsin si tl, alo senecdote aned wit. M% itta beatut fui aoraii 110:'. unit Ro pwe ti'tlork a . e e5T biAd n AM EMENk MALE. No book likae it htas-eyer For fuil di 'oription andl ext ra terms, Aidrses 5. C. McC4EJRD V o., Plaadeplata, Pa. EXODUS To the best lands Is th, beet climate with the best maarkets, and on lhe best, terms, along ?he line of W. 3,000,000 ACR E S Mainly7 in the Wansn RED RIVER VALLEY OF THE NORTH. Os long tine, low prices ad easy payments. ?anaphle6 with full Informaton mailed freet Apply te D). A. MoKINLAY, Land Com'r Ut. P. N. A N. Rl'y, Mt. Paul, Rfinnu. EFNNRYLVANIA MlILTTARlY ACAD1EMY, Eos. Chelnisiry .aeslcsta ngli h. Dros coo rol V ol TltU JIYA TT, Pres. #Dr. Plorco's Golden MedIcal DIscovery cure common illotchm, Pitueple, or Ersuption, Ery7l Rot t h Skin, In shorti, all disonsos onusod by purl finag, andl invigorntingl medicinte. Ispocitally lase t mans estedl Its poloncy, in, els or yes, Sgerofualonu Boros and fewel Nece anal Enlarged Elands. 1?youa feel dllt droway, debIlitated, have al on face or body, frequeont 1ho1 nnoho or dizzines altornateel witu ht flishes, irregular appetite Torpid Liver, or "II~otesness," As a ron Met i cial D)iscover~y hane nto equal, As it efrocts pe In thte ouro of DronolhIis ,'evere Costig eunaptioni, I ite as t oie to metdical facli greatest med(11nM dIscovery of thO ago. Sold by No use of takl g iltin l~ Tho"ZdttleGiaant" CathartU,., iStnt D AQ oeseheape, anon or nieel eJ 'A HEALTH IS WEALTH. *0 Rait of Body is Wealth of Mind. Radway's Sarsalarllian Resolvent Ptro blood makes sound flesh, strongbono and a o aitr skina. if you wold'have your %nesIh Aria, yonr boneti soutd without caries, and your eo i - itext fair. uso I&diway's Saruaparillian lesolvent. A GRATEFUL RECOGNITION. " To euro a onnosiO or i.omo STANDINO DIS8A5U 1% t.ruly a vici ory in I ho healing art; that reaspn I ng power that clearly disoarns DRYiCOr And sop. pies a i tnrmedy; I hat. restores stop by stlp-Iy d.estreos--the body whict has been slow Y ut. tackedl ant woakoead by on lnsiiloUS 6ilsestie, notl only coiniantIda our respect but deserves our irratlI tie. Dr. itadlway ha frtunhed man kind wit i thit, wontarfaul renedy, lIadwa)'s arau~parl tlan litesolvent. which accom ptlishes liak rosult, and suitering humanity, who tirat out an oxistence of pain and disease, through long days and long nights, owe him thoir gratitu.o."---Medoai Meesenger. FALSE AND TRUE. We extract from )r. Iltadway's "Tt oatise on dlse1mase and 11 uuro." s follows: List of Diseases Uured by t. Radyiny'8s arsaparillian RCsOlIyent. Chronlo Skin Diseaises, Carles of the Bone, 11umiors in the lilood, Scrofulous Diso 'sos Bad or uinalt lral liabit of Body, Syphilis and Vene real, !iever Sores, Chronio or Old Ulbers, $alt l(houn, Iliekets, Whiio Sweilling, Scala Head, litrino AlIfctlons. Cankers Glaneular Swell ims, Nodes. Wasting and Dec ty of the Body. IVimples ni niot.chies. Tumors, )ysvop-ia. Kid. noy a d Biladder ieases, Chronic lih utatism anad Goua. (Xnsumnpi ton, bravol and Calculovts I)eposits, ait, varieties of ihe above complaints to whith S~aometaimies are given specious names. wo assert that therm is no known remody that posseis the curative power over those dis ILSes Lh It IHADWAY'S HssoLvRN'T furnishes. It cures, step by step. surely. from the founda tion, and restores the injured parts to their Sound conittln, 1 Thme wasteM of tihe body A re stopped and healihy blood is sup ipliedt to the systesn, from which now ma uriat I. fortmted. Thais is the fl.st corrective P)or of IHADWAT'S ItCSo0.VNT. In cases where o aystom hans been satlivated and Mercuty, Qui'ksiver, Uorrosivo Sublimate have accumu Iated and hve'oimo deposited in the bones, joints etc.. causing earles of the bones, ricke's. evinal ettrvat 11r-0, contatrtlons, white swellings, vart coso Veis. etc.. tLhM SAnsAPAlttt.a1AN will resolve awiay those deposits Anlt exterminate thoirts of the ditionse fron the system. If tioso who are taking these medicine i for the euro of Chronic. Scrofulous or Hyphilitto dis eases, however slow tany be the curo, "teel bot 'or." awl, Mid their genoral health improving. thwir fieih and weignt, incronsin , or even ikeep tng 11s own. Is a sure sign thait, the cure is pro (ressing. -in these .disoasos tho patient either oeti better or worse-tho virus of the disease 5 not inactive; if not arrested and driven from the blood It will spread and continue to undel. mino the const.itution. As soon as the SAnsA PARII.IAN Imak4 the pat iont 'feel beater," every tour you w ill grow better and increase In health, trelgti, and l sh. OVARIAN TUMORS. The removal of these tumors by RADWAY's ItFsoLVENT is now so certainly established that what was once considored almost miraculous a now a common recognize-d f act by all parties. Witno -s the Oases of lannah P. Knapp. Mrs. C. Krapf. Mr.i. J. I. Jolly and Mrs. P. D. Hendrix publishe.t in our Alm-tnao for 1879; also that of Mrs. C. 3. Ilibbins. in the present edition of our "False and True." One Dollar per Bottle. MINUTE REMEDY. Only requires minutes, not hours, to relleve pain and cure acute disease. Radway's Ready Relief1 In from one to twenty minutes, never falls to relieve PAIN with one thorough applio ation. No matter how viol-nt or excruclating the rain the lilIEUMATIC, Bed-riddon, Infirm, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic, or prostrated with disease may suffer, IHADWAY'd READY RELIEF Will afford Instant case. Inflananatilon of the Kidney., Inflamma tiol orthe itladder, Itluamimation of the lowels, Congostion of the Lungs, Sore TIsroat, Dificuilt lireathing, Palpitation of the IHenrt, 1iyaterles, Croup, Diphtheria, Catarrh, influenza, Eleadacthe, Toothache, Neuralgia, Ithleumaatisml, Cold ChIlls, Anno ChIlls, Chilblatus, Frost Bites, BruIses. Summer Comuplalits, Goughs, Coldl, sprain.n Pamne ini thle Chest, Back or LIIImBs, are instanutly relieved. FEVER AND AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. There is not, a remnedral agent in the world that wIll ecuro Fever and Agite, and all othnr Malarlous, Bilious, Scarier, 'Ilyphoid, Yellow and other fevers (aided by RADw4Y'5 PiLLs) so quick as RIADwA's RRADY llsm.iEF. It will In a sew moments, when taken accord ing to direettons, cure Cramps, Spasms, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, sick Headache. Diarrhesi Dysentery, ColIc, Wind in the Bowels, and all Travoiers shottld always carry a bottle of R AD-* WAY 5 RH ADY REsLIEP with them. A few drop. in war or will prevent sIckness or pains fronm chan go of water. It is butter than French branldy or bitters ns a stimulant. Minaers andi Lunsberanen should always . be provided with it, CAUTION. All ron~edial agents capable of destroying life by an overdo-e should be avoided. Morphine opium, strychnine, arnica, hyosciamus, and other powerful reamedios, does at certaIn times. in very small doses, relieve the pitient during their actiton in tihe syrtem. Butl perhaps the second dose, If' repeated, may aggravate and in crease the sufferi ug, anid another dose cause death.' rhere is no necessity for using these uncurai n agents when a positive remedy like RADw, v's iKAIIY IB.mEF wili atop the most ex cruciating paIn quIcker, wIthout entailing th least difilcuti in either infant or adult, TElE TRUE RELIEFE. JIADwAY's IISAD)Y itaitE 1s the only remedial agent in vogue that will instantly step pain. SFifty Cents per Bottle. Radwayfs Regulating Pills. Perfect Purgativeu, Soothing Apes'i. ents, Acf Wetlhonut Pain, Always Ktelia ble andt Natural in their Operation. A VICGETABLE BUBSTITUTE' FORl CALOMEL. Per ectly rasteless, elegahtly coated with asweetrum hpurge, reguate, purify, oleans' R A wAYa Pi~rafor the cure of all disorders of tile Stomach, liver, liowels Kidneys. Blad. dor, Neavous Diseases, llcadache, Constipation, Costivoness, Indlgestieon, Dyspepuia, Bious. nrs, Fever, Inhlamnmatlon of the Bowels Piles, anid ail derangements of the lnternaa Vlscora, Warranted to effect a perfect cure. 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