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I Io A Model PoIeman. A sick woman wats walking along a street up town a weck ago when a burly fellow ran up and took her pocket-book from her. She grabbed him by the collar and cried help and thief, when he turned around and knocked Xor down with a terrible blow in the face. A policeman stepped up and said: "My friend, don't you know It Is very wrong' to act In so unmanly a manner. Are you not aware of the fact that imai should always yield to the Inflnence of the gentler sex, and never be guilty of such an act as that which you have just com mitted ?" " What are you giving me? " grunted the thief sullenly. "God a(vice; there, that lady is almos. insensible, and you are the cause of it. You should go imnediately and apologize to her, give her back her pocket-book and be a dif ferent kind of man." The thief glared upon him like an infu riated demon, when he continued: 4Have you studied etiquette much?" 'No, I hain't." Well, that's against you. If you had studied etiquette and were familiar with the usages of good society, and were up in art, music and the draia, and had some know ledge of ancient and modern literature,and were a patron of feather-footed Terpsi chore, you wouldn't do such a thing as strike a poor defenseles woman." "Gi ve us a rest." le turned to walk am nty, when the polico man said: Will you kindly take my arn and walk to the station house with me? " "Nary a time." "Ah, then you perhaps desire mo to charter a coupe. I'll just stop the first one that comes along; and we'll take a nice ro freshing ride together. " "I ain't goin' with you at all," bellowed the thief." "You're not ?" "No I ain't." 9 "Have you no spirit of courtesy in you? Is your soul not fired with the love of g-.n tility? Come now, I'll take your arm and we'll wander off." The thief hauled off and knocked the policeman down. The latter jumped up, wiped the blood off his face and said: "is this the proper thing to (to to a gen tleman? " The thief let his left out in pretty lively style, and the boy in blue once more mens ured himself on the giound. " Sir, I must ask ; ou to refrain from this kind of business. I'm not used to it, and am now probably too much disfigured to appear on the street." The thief then tripped hin, and put his foot into his mouth. They struggled around for some time, until the policeman managed to net the man's foot. out of his mouth and to remark: "This is very ungentlemanly, I'm sure. In all my experience with the human faii ly, I think you are the most vicious mem her I have yet had the pleasure of meeting. Just let me spit out a few boot nails and mud before you put your foot back in my iOuth." The thief then grasped him by the feet and dragged him over to the inlide edge of the walk to drop him over on a heap of sharp stones, which lay about twelve feet below. As they got to the e(lge the pick pocket tripped, and they rolled dowin to gether. After they struck the stom"s tIe cop murmured. "I trust you will excuse me for hauling you over with ine. I can asmure ) ou my most dear and a1111mible sir, that it was not intentional on my part. I hope you are not dangerously injured. .just get ill) and let me brush the dust off your clothes, and then when we get to the next corner I will rep~lace your hontoniere." When lhe commnenced the operation of blrushling him off the mn let fly and dropi ped him again. t ''" Well, now, t his is very unkind, I amn sure. Trhis is more thanii I ex pecte-d.'' Ih got up) and miadle a gracious h~ow, and "Wor-'t you kindly g~o with me ?" "Not at my most earniest solicit ation ? " "'No.'' Very wvell ; you're the most disohliging man I ever met. I shall now have to walk aroundl~ the block. Good day, sir~, I trust we may have the pleasure of meeting again. Be sure and remienmler what I told y'ou regarding etiquette." And the policeman climbed up thle bank and wvent on lia way. During the eight years which have elap~sedisnce the German empire was found edl at Versailles, the wvriters of the father land have been very busy discussing the merits of the leading personages in the drama of the FirancoPrussian war-. By general consent, Prince Bismarck and Counit Moltke were admittedc to be the two fore most leaders ; but opinion dliffered 'iuuian as to which is really greater. For some time the impcaing figure of Bismarcek en tirely filled the foreground ; but more re cently thlere are man.my signs showing that lie is not unlikely to be supplanted finally by the less obtrusive per-sonality of Moltkce. Thle more the actual events of the year-s 1870 and 1 871 became known, from both ofilcial documents and p~rivate memoirs some of the latter as yet littleoknowvn in tis "III country, while of no0 mean historical impor tanco-tho more it appears certain that & Count Moltke was in realty tho leading :1 spirit of the time, lie commanded not only ini the field but ini thle cabinet. H~e drewv beforehand the p~lans of battles; and as ho dhesigned the mneshes on which the German hosts grasped the capital of France, so lie delineated likewise the hlard outlines of the I t~ treaty following the conquest. All this was not known before, but Is no0w gradual ly becoming known. Moltke, throughout the Franco-Prussian wvar, remained very II ~ much in the same attitude lhe still assunies in the German Reichstag, where lie sits wvith arms folded, immovably in the same place, speaking rarely, seeming often to I I' dream, but still showing when lie Opens his ''1 lips, that lie has not lost a word of the de bate. It has In recent years been the fashion in Germany, adlopted from comic ~, :1papers, to (ive nicknames to eminent men. Prince Bismarck .is "der ehrlichie Makler'' the honest broker, while Count Moltko is tfl~ called "der Wagenlonker"-theo driver, or the man at the helm. The title i.ndicates more nearly than anything else the position assIgned to the great Captain by his coun A naby Seat. Norhprt ulinginhisliessaw a youg sal iseto he urfceof the watr coseby isboat. Rleaolhing over quikly he canm ht the youngster in hits hadsad uled hi noteboat. Knowng hata live seal would be quite ashoe ad fr 8n hlour or two placed - th litlefell~w on exhibition. TIhe sea wa abutas large as a comnmon house dog and his coat was one of a light gray color, ils face was one of thie most intelligent I ever saw un)On a dupnb animal. Once in a whilie h would&ly -like a child for itr mother, V ~ and the tears would trickle down lisa oheeks in a very sad way. 'The fisher '. man took him away in his boat, after we had seent him, and put hinm Into the water again. AGRICULTURE. A PENNsYLVANIA ICE-Prr. - Few farmers of any pretensions In Chester county, Pu., but have an lce-house, and, with few exeptions, they are pits dug in the earth on some knoll for the sake of the natural drainage al'orded by the more porous nature of the ground on elevations. Their capaclty ranges from twelve to thirty-six two-horse loads, according to the supposed need. of the consumer. Building above ground, except for storing large quantities, ('alls t0 give satisfaction owing to the diill culty of excluding air from the ice around the sides, which Is the chief cause of ice not keeping. As an exam pl, an ice-pit we made some years ago will answer as well as any. A square chamber, dug in a sandy subsoll, and walled with a fifteen inch wall, well mortared for six or eight Inches, thick next to the ice, ten feet square at the bottoI,-Cleven feet at the tOp and ten feet deep. On the wall six Inch iewin joico were laid, and oil these a floor, with trap door on one side to admit the lee. On this ia room, weather-boarded and shingled, serves for churning with a power liturn ; but usually at frame is laid on the wall, rafters piut l) w ith sharip pitch, ia board roof nailed on, ends boarded ip, leavmg a door to slide the Ice through, and the job is done. In ou1s pit we left tihe space alt two stiles, between the floor and wall, open to admit air to carry oil miiwsture from tihe melting ice, it llatteriig little about air passing over the suiface of ice, so it is kept from the sides. The work of digging, waiLling ani building the house was done by ftrim laborers dur Ing a itill in the press of other work, and is a good su1bstanthal job, We fill it l two days u1111ally, With f romi twelve to fourteen three-horse loads of lee, hailled froimiL 111111 pond one-third of iL mile distant, the lee thrown in with little care for arriangement, except to level it every two or three loads. Cov er with oat-straw well packed down, atnd we nlever falil to have I su1fllileley of lee, till lte in October, for all pir poses about the hose and dairy. MILK IhA PIDLY.-The faster anid mIore geitle iL cow is milked, the greater will be tle amount givein. Slow milkers al ways gradually tIry t1u ia cow, and for tile reason that if the milk be not drawn about 11 flast as it is givenl down it will subsequently be wilhold, and thalit withheld, Is, as ia matter of Course, what, is known l1p tile strippiigs, in fact., the tipper surface of milk in the udder. Alany milkers draw the milk With iL strong downward puill, ill fact, with ia jerk. This should never be iLl lowed ; it irritates lie cow, and often Iijures fle bag. - Fill the teat and with i ill Iml pressure of the last three fingers emtily it; drawlig sligit,1y on1 the eat and udder at tile same time; so proceed alternately ivitl each hand)([ niitil tle milk supply is exhaitisted. Mly milk ers get the hallit of slow llilkilIg be cause steady, (in, quick milking tires the iligers anil wrists, until by practice the iiins'olcs get iused to tle work. Unii til this use comes maturally tile In divi dual Should Only milk 110h1 ai 1)1m as they caln without severe eliamping of the hands; what are miiked fast, li creasilig thle number until it last there Is Iio ii ng whatever. Five iiinties is abotit the limit that should be l1lowed 1or- milking a cow. There is aniother thing well worthy of being remember ed. Cows should be milked Ias nearly at a1 givei hour minom'iig an1d ve(n0l'ing as.,4 possible, since undue1 distention 1 tti udder is alwa3ys iniiLitIous. MAIAows 'THAl' 1HAVE BEEN Rt'N I owN..-Meadows that have' been run dtowni, becoinie sod-houn id or' coveredi wit.h mloss, sorrelI or other1 weeds, maly be reovatedL c wIthou011t plowin1g. T'e old sod1 mneeds to be disturbed btut a thohoughi harrow ingI or' aL choppinig of' the surfacle w th aL dsk harrow wvill til sturb it, su flicient 13 ly ii t, plowin1g. Fresh seed Is nee'Led and( aL dressi1ng of litne mnay in miany~ eases be all thlat Is re quired in tihe way3 of' a fer'till'ize. 11' it ennh be0 alf~orded, aL moderailte gitanty (1.'o flue inaurie used( 118 a top-dressinig, and1( hnrr'iowedh ini just beforae sowiutill be do0n1 lat any13 11111 bet ore Septlemnber, so tihat (lie grass and1( clover, 11he lat1(er more piar'tleularly, shioul lie wellI set befor'e severe frosts occuri. Or'chard'u grass will thiv upl' ljon soils 1th.at are not. iebl eniotugh f'or t imothy13, but it Is bedtt'ir to hiave the gr'olia tr( IOOdl01( e oh f'or' the liitter, even~ If thie f'ormner i to lie 8(own. G1rass is a cr0p ('or which tile soil canntot bie too rlich, for if the growth Is excessive it, enn be cut lit, any13 Iime and1( made(1 11110 hay1 ori l'i'd grecen. IIAnDiINESIS oF' Tn Qt'1NUM.-A cot' resp)ondenQt to test (lie compar111ative harii (111088 of' tie 1)0ach and1( (lie qjuinlie, planlhted thlemi sidie by3 8side some1 year's ago, msince whlh the quince has1 reccoiv ed no0 harm'il fromn witer frosts, w~hille the 81100ts of (lie peach have bieen fro 'zen back nearly to t he tr'unlk every in ter'. Th'e winter' killing of' thie peach01 the wr'iter' unintent11ionahlly explains himself. Th'ie tr'ee ma~kes fr'om three to seveni feet of grow th each1 year, andl it evidently stands In very r'ich soil, and pr1obably in a low situlation, where (lie frost settles. A late0 sn1eulenit growvth of seven feet ciannot be exp~ecd to en duire (lhe Intenise cold wea.huer, and we 'howv 0ea83 It Is (o drawlV. err1one011a Con elusionis whien all the eIciustances aire '.ot aiken 11 int acounlt. Th'le qinice wvill bear a dhIfl'er'entsoil from (lie peach. I'Tux nieesary step)s toward~ anl im pr'oved hu11sbandry are: T.lo cultivate 108s land1(. .T'o malke t hat w"hich is eul, tivalted ricb in liant-foodi, so that it may p~rolduce large erop~s. TIhle praetee of a r'igidh systemi of' i'otation of' erops, and mixed1 farming. T1hie ctulttion of (lhe grases and less of' ho0ed crops and( ('ceding upon01 the farmii the most of Its priodutls. Enriichinig tile land( by turninug under01 green er'ops. Flour. Here areo a few good rules worth re mnembering when one0 has occasion to select flour' for family nse. Of' course the color Is of prnime Importance. If it is white, with a yellowish coloredl tint, buy It. If It is white, with a bluish coat or wilth white specks in it, refuse it. Second examine its adhlesiveniess wet and knead a little bit of it between your fingers; if' it woi'ks soft and sticky 1I, is poor. ThIrd, throw a little lump ot dried flonur againist a 81mooth1 surface; If it fLlis like powder It Is bad. Fourth squeeze some of the flouir lightly in your hand; It it retains the shape giv on by the pressuire, that, too, Is a good sign. It Is safe to buy flour that will stand~ all these tests. The Influence of ClImate. The Influenoe of climate upon a constitution snbjected to a trying change In atmospherIo conidittons, In water, and In food, is oftton marked and disastrous. Disorder. of the, bowels and of the liver, frequently tormhmia thng fatalhy, are prone to attack thie tourist by land or voyager by sea ini lunnotoli~med lati tudes-more partloularly those near the oqua (or. The best medioinal protection aga ist irregularitIes of the bowels, stomach and lIver, not only from the above, but whatever cause arising, Is He stetter's 8tomach Dittore, la medeicie in wiu, and increasing demand In sultry portions of this hemisphere, and also In the tropics. Travelers, em Ig rant., dwellers, and temporary sojourners In malarlous dis DOMESTIC. POIsoN.FORR ]ATs AND MIcE.-Carbon ate of barytit has been found to be a most efniclent poison for rats and situ1 lar vermin. Indeed, Itt at specilal series of trials by the Zootechnical Institute, In conntitaloni with t1he Royal Agricul turac College at Proskaw. th i substaneo wts found to bQ more efllcaciotts than any other. It occurs ats a heavy white powder, devoid of taste or smell. li tie Proskaw experimnent it was mixed with four times its weight of barley meat, and pellets of the pasto were lit troduced into the holes of the rats, honse mice, aiI field mice. A small quantity proves fatal. It appears to cause immediate and complete paralysis of the hinid ext-tiiities, 30 that It Ima.ty be assimed that mice eating of it, li their holes will (lie Withinl theill, an1d so not prove destructive In their turn to doillest'leated anfilials that might otherwise devour, their earcasses. It was found Ii practlee that neither fowls nor pigeons would touch the paste, either in its softstate or when hardened by tile sun ; so that its employment Is probably free from danger to the ocemit pailtS Of the poulItry yards. Soile rab bits, on the other hland, that got access to the pasete ate leartly or it and paid the penalty with their lives. Next to the carbonitte of baryta paste the ord nary I)hIOsJhlorus I ipaste proved) Illost de structive, and this, it was foind by ex plerilent, is llore attractive to the mi)ce In a sott form than when hardened into p1 ills. But It is considerably dearer thani tie baryta preparation, an I iport ant factor in the calctlhatior.s of the farmer who has to wage war against rodents on an extensive seale. CUT OUT FOn R I lFEnENCi.--Professor Wilder gives these short rules for aIe tion Ii case of accidents: For dust in the eyes, avoid ribbing; dash water into them. Remove cinders, ete, with the round polit of a led pnell. Re Ilovo insects from the ear by tepid wa ter; never prit a hard Instruilelt into tile ear. If nll artery is cut, collpre)0s above the wound ; ift a veli is cut, coill press below. 11 choked, get on all fours and cough. For light burns, ip the part in cold water ; if the skinl is destroyed, cover with variish. Smother a tire with carpets, etc.; wa ter will often spread the blurlling oil and Increase the danger. Before pass ing tlr oigh sml olko, take a fult br thi, all I then stool) low, but if carbon is suspected walk erect. . Stck polson Wouni1dS, unaless your 1nouth Is sore; en large the wound, or, better, cut out the u11rt without delty. Hol the wolinded part as long as can be bornie to a hot coal or end ort eigar. In case of poisoning, exelto vomiting by tick ling the throat by water or a.ustard. For aclid poisols, give al kalles; li the case of op0inp polson, give strong eoillee, and keep movinl g. If l waler, loat oil the back, with the nose and loluthi pro jectig. For apoplexy, raIse th heald an11d body ; for faliutaig. lay the bodly flat. CIDAlR VINIA I.--Th1erC IS 110 Vilgar whicha welrs, or which we caln Ise witholt distaste, lik e good elder vine gar. Ift anly of' our readers lave pure cIder wcheh tiey wish to change ito vineglr, It cal he easily don1e by1, fIlling a cnsk partly 11111, and( setting it at ti.e south side of a biliding or fenlce, where it will keel) warmii; putting a junk bottle in tle buig -:ole, neck downwards, to keep out dir t and)(] insects, and letitmug It stand through Ie lient of summer. On1ce a week d aw out. a few gallols an1(d poi' 1 '1ck slowly. This will halstel the process, and by fadll very fatir vine gar wetill he had, which will be great,1y Imnprovedl by keeping t hrouigh aniother year withoust freezin1g, TJhe aIr w'eill tcilate aroun zd the neek of thes bottle, and lie cceanslomil dIraw Iing ouit and p)ourinlg back gives more air, th us tend lug to hamsten the process. A waurm templeratur nc evi wh len~ty of iri, is ailI that is nteedlflul in11 maki'ng viniegalr-al ways pr'ovided y'ou hav'eO goodl pure~ eider to bieginl with, putt up1 ini clean, sweet casks. Pomrn r Onl Ti'c TVAur..-Many peo0 ple (do not consIder fowls suitable for table use i unt il they' have been COnIlnIIedl and fell on'goodl swyeet gralin or meal for a certain length of Lime~l. Certain it Is, dunnghiil Il owis are' nIot over chaolee about thelr food, and ialI poultry'S hlave a mloreC or less indiscrinaate alppeti te, be thiey ever* so cihoicely bred andl natuiired. TIherefore i t behooves us, sin~ca the flesh savors of the mal~terial thlat p~rodiueS it., to fatten our chicks In cleaaly quarters 11n1d upon0 good feed for a certain pleriod, 0 o1.n C. A I<.-T1h e yol ks o f Jiyve eggs, one0 cupI sugar, one0 cuIp rell c'amu, (one ienis)oontIui soda, a1 pinch o1f salt, two cups of flour; seasoni weith vanillas. llow Tro Gm:r SaCk.-Expo -e ymirself (lay and1( nighlt, eat too mluchl without exercise; weork too hard without rest; doctor all the time; take all the vile htlstrums atdvertlsed; and then yo \vill weeanxt to know vWhIch Is atnswered in thrne e words i'ake Hop Bitters! See oth~er columnl~. BAnn~s ouight to be weell taiken care of; their system does not ahlowe the slightest neglect. it your Baby stuf'ers from Colie or Bowel Disorders, procure ai bottle of Dr. Bull's Baby Syrutp, a sImple but always relIable remedy. Only 25 Cenlts. Firo WIorshipang in Carolinn. Thirty years ago a eilzenl of Chlarlotte counity, N. C., lighlted a fire on his hlearthl stone as soon as lhe carried his bride to his new home, and lias kept, It burnhiig ever siince. A few days ago the maan being quesCtioned( about the mlatter stated that thec fire was still burning, and thlat through~out all these years It hlad never beomn allowed to go ouat. Questionled as to whether or not it made the house ulncomnfortatbly hot in torrid weather, lie saId the extra heat thtus generated was nlot perceeptible. in relhy to anlothier question, lie saId that in summer weather, wene It was ncessary for coim fort's sake to keel) the fire burninig very low lie had to get up frequently at night to ro. len~ishl It slightly, but that lie counted this as nlothinig whena he conltemiplatedl the idea of thlat lire going out. He has ovidenthy fornied for it a stronig attachment, and yet 010newoumld not taike him for a sentimien~tal mail. lBut this fire Is to him11 a consatant re minder of the cday whion he first brought home hils bride. Around It his chiidrein have grown uip into mnanhood and womani hood, and their children have gazedl into its light. Its light was the last thlat fell uponi thie eyes of his wife, and lie )hopes Ihat it will be the last that weill fall uponf lia. Viewed thus, hIs sentIment in the matter Canf b~e uinderstood, and so strong Is this senitimeiit that with the old man It amounts almost to a passion. Turs Is the weather In whIch we In variabl' sigtn 1etters "your warm hlonitn ever us Dr Dg Js r' Agt lixturo, astanar~rI'Omedy, that acts qutly and oursstlotnlny. 8014a ev...r.. HUMOROUS. TI'M Eo'0 TncK.-Although this trick may Seeml to partake 01 the marvelous, it Is, in fact, very 11simple. An egg slightly indisposed will tinswer the purpose, If a healthy one is not obtain able. First pass the egg round the audience, to convillco them that It doesn't contain a false bottom. Now attract their attention by relating a little story about a lien in Oshkosh that laid four eggs on each week (lay and Soven oil Sunday. Tisi will put the audience in good humor. Then call upou a young Mhan with light trousers to assist you In the trick. When he Come11s tI)Ol tihe stagC., milotion him) a chair, and as lie 13 in the act of sittIng dowe, deftly place the egg under h1im1. You will be a8tonished at the fluent manier in which he quotes profane history. In performing this trick al ways select a sm1all mnuii to assist you, as it will prove healthier-for the per former. A PLAN IN LiF.-' What is your plan in life, Neddle?' I asked at small boy, turning from his big brothers, who were talking over theirs, to which he and I had been listening. 'What is yours, Neddie ?" 'I am not big enough for a plan yet, said Neddle; 'but I have i pulrpose.' 'That is good; it is not every one who has a purpose. What is your purpose Neddie?' 'To grow )up a good boy, so a; to be a *o0d man, like my fatier,' said Neddie: and by tile way lie said it, It was plain lie lucant it. A wm..-known lostolialn wastrying a horse Ono (lay, in company with the ovner, a professional "jocky." Hay ing driven him a mile or two, the gen tieman, who noticed that he pulled pretty hard, and showed ia good deal of spirit, requiring constant watching and a steady reln. said, "Do yLu think that is just the horse lor a woman to drive ?" "'Well, sir,'' answered tile jocky, "I Illust say that I shotildn't wiit to liarry the womian that Could (d rive that herse.'' A YoUNo lady who teaches Sunday sCho( in the summil1 1ecr) at Swaip3eott Is in the habit. after the rogular leson is inded, of asking questions in natuiral history. Last Sunlay sihe asked: "What bird is large enough to carry a mua?" "A little glil held up her haud and said: "I know; a lark.'' "Oh, no!" said the teacher. "Larks Are not large enough to eary men' " ' Yes, they are," said tihe youngster. " My piipa goes away for two or th re (aysi and my mamma says he's gone ofl on a lark.'' Tl.. other evening an old gentleman ; .Ivnclled the proposition that never In t.ae cui'rse of his long life had hie Seen a woman that was not charinig. "1'Oh really, now,'' said a lady Wiose nose w" of the purest Ukraine breed, ''don't you think 1'n ugly ?" "Not at all, nIladaile," replied the gallant old gen I lntian. "You are an angel, fresh fall'n I'roin H~eaven, only you fell on your nose ' "You did not delgn to no'lee me yes terday," si(1 a beautiful fair one to i gentleman at Atlnntle City. "I did niot see you,' frankly responded the gentlemiln. '"Youl Couk(, if you woulld only have tiiried your heal.'' "My dkar friend," gallantly respolld(d th'e gentleman, "if I had done so, 1 feel stre it wouIld not have been th first head your eha'ms have turned,'' A coxN'.:MrontAnIY asks, "[low shall women carry their purses to frustrate the thl eves ?'' Wily, carry them empty13. Nothittlg frustrates a thiefj mor0e than1 10 sna3tchl a1 wVomian's purse, after followv in g her hazltI' a m ile anld thien 11ind tha~t it cont1ins5 not hinhg but a receiple for spleedO~ penhCS anld a fa1'le(d ph11otograph of her grandmaother. A vAInI youn~g woIInan~, having pur cha~sedl a little biJou of a ho011se, gives a hiouse-warmuing festival, to which she Inuvites her phlysleilan anid his wife. Thie doctor-naturally3-comles alone. "Owihy didn11't yott bring Mime X. w'.ithi you ?'" says the ho~lsteSs, "For twol reasons11, myi (lear," rep~lies the huts band ; "the slcond'Is. that shle hats a bad coldl." A OE'l.:E.MAN travellinig on a train of ear8 recently 81ald to the corsduetor: "Suppose the brakes should give way, where would we go to?" Th'le Condue tor remlarked that it, was3l 1impossible for them to give way. But tile gentleman again askedl the same question, whenl~l thle conduc14tor' replied : "It all depends on what you11 past life has been." "So Now you are a B. A. What (10 you intiend to (10?'' "Oih, 1 'm1 going to take my degree and then be a professor, and1( then 1'tn goin~g to hurry thlrough my thirty years so as to be entitled to my retiring pension as soon1 ats poSib)le, and1( then01 1 shall enjoy my well-earned rest.*" A PAflK policeman seein~g a yellow dog n1earm two handsomely-dressedl wo men01 approachles respectfully and1( says: "DI)es this beauchifiul little crenchure belong to y'ou, ladies ?'" ''Merey, no01" Park Polceman (lifting ils enne) "Get out o' hlere, you beast." Jr is comml~end~abie to 1)0 proud1 of 0one's birth plalce, provided it be not di rectly over' the belier. 1s rr 0ossin1Ra that a remedly made o such1 COmmnon, simple plants as Ho~ps Bluchu, Mian drake, Dandelion, &c. make so many and1 snchi marvelous all wonderful enrles as 11op Bitters (10? Ii must be, for when old anid young, rIch nd( p)oor, P'astor and Doctor, Lawyer 11d ].'itor, 3111 testify to having boon 11red by3 them11, we mullst believe and Joubt no0 longer. See other colulmn. TH E fact that Uragln & Co., Philad'a., Pa. (Dobbins' Electric Soap,) confl .dently base, their claims 01n the merits of thle soap, and only ask a trial, speaks volumnes. We know thlat thle soap tells a good story. Try it. Tuna "woman's friend" is what Dr. BullI's Baltimore PIlls may well be termedl, for cvery womant~ thait has once used them will niot be without thiem. Truth P lighty. As the lhttle leaven hid In the meas. uire of' meal, made all leaven. so truth grdalovercomes all doubt and dis belief. -When Dr. Pierce, of Bull'alo, N. Y., announced that hia Favorite Prescription would positively euro the many diseases and wveaknesses peculiar to women, pomie doubted, and conitinued to employ the harsh andi canaetic local treatmenit. But thle mighty truth gr'adtu ally became acknowledged. Thousands or ladles who had uselessly ulndergono untold tortures at the hands of' ditror emnt physicians, employed the Favorite Preseri ption, and wore speedily Ocured. Many physicians now preseribe It In their practico. So sanguine Is .Dr. Pierce of its power to cure, that he now sells it through druggists under a posi tive guarantee A Monusment of Gold 8houtt. 06 creeted iIi nomory of tho invCntC of "Anakosia." the great oxternal Pilo B1eau ody. Mr. James 4' Bassott, of Erio, Penna. writes as follows : Messrs. NRUSTANITnyt &. Co.: (lENTLERXN-EIolosed finti P. 0. order fov $1.00. for which solid box Anakesis. I havit used two boxes and fool it mny duty to nay to ou that by tlie use of your simple remedy I oave been raised from the brink of despair to the joyful hope of soon boing able to dcolaro nyself entirely cured. One nionth's trial, at the small expense of the cost of ono box of Anakesis has given me iuoro relief than two years doctoring with our best physicians here. Surely a mollunlent of gold should be orected in memory of the inventor of Anakosis. Sontl at onco if possiblo. I eall bo pleased to reply to any one who inquires as to the merits of your valuable med icino, should you see lit to publish this. Sincerely your servant, JAMES J. iAsserr, Erie, Pa. "Anakoeie" Is solit by all druggists. Price 1 per box. Samples sont free to all sulforors nu aptpliation to "Anakesis" Depot. Box 391" %!4ew York. IF You Would Enjoy G(ood Health Take Hooftand's German Bers. IF You Liver is Disordero Hoo/land's Ger man Bitters will set it aright, "MA," said a little girl who had )11st beguni to study physiology, "I dol't walt the fleslly part o'the milk;" then, pointing to the crean pitcher, "I wanit the epidermis." Fon PIfPLES on WeO Faco, use leskell's Tel. ter Ointnt. It never fails to remove them. IF TROUBLED with Oonstipation, take Hoof. and's German Billers. THiiiRiE 10 no danger of Onie's being collsidered over nice when one speaks of the limb of a tree. TiE.. pruden t parent iiow purchases burn Salve ald prepares lint and ban-i Itges. 00, IF You are Dyspeptio Hoofland's German Bitters wIll cure you. Haoskel's Teller O1n ment Wii! Cur3 veiy form of Totter. Oakland Female Institute. NORRISTOWN, PA. BEl 9, 1879. For cireniinN alPreTEM J. GRIit RALSTON, PrIncipal. JO NOT BEGIN YOUR SINGING CLASSr BEFORE EXAMINING L. 0. EMERSON'S NEW BOOK, THE VOICE OF WORSHIP. wVlmllo containirng a largo And valuable eilloctie' of Chnurch bltuic in ite lormn or Tuins tan Anthiee it is perfmectly Ittid for the Sinyt ig iclool and Cor ve tion by I Ito large number orr aoma, ruets, Gleo &a., %Imits t well iinudo k.lt -nttir Course. Price 89.00 per doron. SpecImen copies mnalle for 6).00. Ptn ror circilart Andl ciaiakgues, with full list etaaid:ir Simishug School lloioke. The now W0cot edition of Pinafore (conmpleto) Bello finely, Amnd FalN~liza ( 2.01). Sorcerer (1 0), Tri by J ury (50 ct.), aru in constant m10111 11d. 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Paul, MIinn. 324 e Gee at 18u. Dable- rrel rehloadsatg Sh imp Muuzle and Breob-loadlng Guns, Rifes and All klms or sporting Implements andr upte et .usyet mad, for the.,rio.. Prie..,o. JOS. C. GRUBB & COs, 712 Market St., Philada., Pa. Do9 JQ WRD sen"ii VmeitorI6Ie ou "ve of long standing in w and ordinar eases in 2da s. tap r as(tle CA l0N si:o" Pitri o k fr e I L Ltr 5,u. E lli e**4 rep.,En.cresngeats wedeery ital ek emot a n 2st t tesn o lton't Yra~~~ esey at., N 0.P . Box 1287. BlATHLY'PUMPS T eOld Reliable STANARDPUlLP Fer WellS tO to 75 Feet Deep. N6W Pl'ico dn, .1,1879. C. G. BLA TOHLEY, TIHE RECORD, OF PHILADELPHIA, TIlE CIIEAPI'NST )AILaY INIEME'ENI)ENT NEWSPA'ERt IN TRIE UNITED STATES. 32 COLUMNM FOR ONE CENT. The issuo of 8ATUitDAY I-ontaiis 6t colnums. ASSOCIATED PRESS NEWS FitM ALL PATlS OF Till1 WOltD). ComIpcto anu Accurate Markot Rorts, ITS GKNNIAL NKWS AND ENTEICillSING 8PEBIAblT1ICS MAI-,' IT A VALUABLE PAPEl FOt ANY LOCALITY. 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C 2The now ewau to PLA9.P 9 YN TH N. ftv4".and s i~~ircsa~emg bybomi4gvs~s Efi, A E CURES iaa'. (A Medicine, not a Drink.) o, UOISU, MANDRAR S DANDELION. &ma TEN PUnarT A D BUST Mmno. Qv or AL O'rnan BTTaS. Diseases of the Stomnach, Bowels,.Bl~od, Ltver due, and Urinry Organ., Nortosess, m.ep essness ad especially Female Complaints, 61000 IN GOLD. lB be paid for a case they wml not cure or help,0 or anything impure or injurious found in them. Ask your druggist for Mop Bittere ad trythr ore you sleep. Take no ether.. e et' PRS fr e T I I Lr0Is a"aLsLte *an"MadoWageo Send for circulas. I Dflftml Of th tmahe Mer.lo. ter TO ADVERTISERS. &b MW We wild furnish on a ppnlication, estinAUes for Advertisng in h bet t and largest cireolate Newspapers n the Ulnitedt States and CJanadias. Our facilities are un L-passed. We nake our tUnatominers' Iuterests our ownm, and( Wtudy to please and snake their Ad er1isng profitable to theu, as thou. anLs who have tried us can testify, Call or address, S. . PETTIN GILL & CO, 87 PA1TK RiOW, New York, 701 CIIESTNUT Street,, Philadelphia, a ek-t tlamai'n imritg ecl I, w i rop o p Layetlo College; Ilunmornir Oratom a t P'rln eion. C AGNSWANT ED HFOR T H ERS. JULIA McNA JR WRI11G11P'S NEW BOOK. Mcnlwrs, Mic , Sa uo avn Spnmul i ar al tia a02.20 te , toe ap r. cie e mniag AN I3LlES MALEo. No book like it has over ,For illder lon ami xtr .ems a Pda . R. PETTENGILL & CO. Advertising e3 Agents, 8T Park 1(ow, New Yrork, a'nd 701 hestnut Street, Philadelphia, receivo tadver tisementw fo aublioation In any part of the ADVI0 E as 10 the most judiciours advertising and the best mediums atnd the manner of do-ing it.-ESTIMATES for one or m re inserions of foradrded o n appifea1iony number of papers, GENTS' -S END POSTA L FORl PRiOM0 FINE I Self-Moasuremrmt, to SHOESES .' F.BRTET ETABLISHED 1848. MORGAN & HEADLY, Importers of Diamonds ImauIcturer of Spectac~le 618 UANSo stres Thiadelphia, fllustrated Price List sent to the traet en applintion. bANJBRETH 8'8EE1DB AREU THE BE ' e~ranaT sONS91Lb31. WN~ Ust. ADVERTI! Inserted in ANY OR ALL of the 3 tory for ONE TIME,'or for positions, which are oart LOWEST PRIOES 8. M. PET T E I at either of th New 9Yori, Philad ESTIMA TE For Advertisers without charge, for TION of es oro Advertisements In the. Best Positi - S. Me PETTEIN 701t d'O d!!atx ka. U MNDORSING DR. RADWAY'S X R. RXEPM AUTER sm TaMX 7oa SMVEAL vaARs. NNw YOa, Jan. t, 17w. in thei effloacy, with full confidence, it In n alapleasure than a duty to thankul acknowledge the advantage we have derIy sired e2ec. ho ead Ieie cannot be bob tr described than It 184 Its name. We ap 6ke liniment frequently and freely, 1lmost fariably fndIng e promised "Re eL" DL, 'ir ULOW WsinA R.' R. R. ADWAYS READY RELIEF OURES TER WORST PAINS In from One to 20 Minutes, NOT ONE NOUA After reading this advertisement need any oe SUPPER WITH PAIN. sadwaF'. Ready Relief to a cure for EVERY PAIN. It was the arst and is The Only Pain Remedy #hat Instanti stops the most excruolating Isr in Ltons and cures Vonges. {owheher of the Lug. dtomach Bov~al. Or other glands or organs, y one applibation. IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTED, F matter how violent or exoritIng the pat* e1 WRUIIATIO, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Oil~e ervos Neurailo, or prostrated with slay sufer,) RADWAY'S READY BELIEF WILL AFFORD INSTA NT EASIL EINFAMMATION OF TIlE EBDNEYS INFLAMMATION O TUB BLADDER, INFLAMMATION OP THE BJWJILS CONGESPIOx OF TI!! LUNGSI BORE THEROAT IrFICUI BREATHING. 1LPITATI0OR UP THlE HiCART, HYSTERICS, CROUP. DIPliTIUEAIA UATA RUb!! Il~lIUENEA BEADAUHE, TOOTHAC HE, U NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE OWlLLS, CHILBLAINS and FROST-BITEa fhe application of the Ready elle to the part or parts whore the pain or diffloulty exists Will alldrd ease and comfort. Thirty to sixty drops in half a tumbler ef water will In a few moments our6 Crampe Spasms, 8our Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Heat ache, Diarrhea Dysentery, Colic, Wind In. the Bowels, and all ainternal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle ef Radway's Ready Relief with thon. A few drope IWater will prevent sickness or pains from chan of water. It Is better than Frenc brandy or Bitters as a stimulant. FEVER and AGUE. Fever and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. There Is not a remedial agent In the world that will cure Fever and Ague, and all other Malarloul, 01i,1ouS, Soarlbt, Tyrphoid, Yellow and other Feves (ide byRaday' Pils)so quick as WAYIS BR _Y __P. oota 'Dr. Radway's Sarfrillln Rsolvlt, fME GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER FOR THEI CURE OF CHRONIO DISEANE, SOROFULA OR BYPHILITIO, HEREDITAIY OR CONTAGIOUS, be It Baeted In the Lungs or stomach, Skin ce Roneo Flesh or X~ertes. corruptin; the so lds and vitiating the fulds. Chronic Rheumatism, scrofula, Glandulal Swelling. Hacking DryEugh Cancerous Al tona SyphiliiocComplants Bleeding of the DiRheases m Fen comnp it Gou, Dr~o Liver Complaint, &c. excl al rmedial aenta In th cur of Coni, but It ste onypsitive cure for~knDsa Kidney & Bladder Complaints, Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes. Uie, r a g isease, uminud andonal water is thik, cloudy,b mixe w oit rubtne like thetwhie of an orb, or thread like whit. ance and white bone-dust deposits, andi whes pasn ater, .npi inte sal of the bh Sold by druggists, PRION ONE DOLAR.1 OVARIAli TUMOR OF TEN YERS' ROWT CUED BT DN Dr. RADWAY & 00., 82 Warre 8treet. NEW YORK. DR RAD WAY'S Regulating Pills, Perfeotly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet Stegtheng,Rfaday's 'lil fr the cunsof aUl disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels Rid, ConstIpation (ostlveness IdigestioneDyspeh ala, B liousness, Fever Inflammation of the toels Plies a aterangements ofh In cue 'rey eeable containg no mues ing fom disorders ofth D stivetOrgansul ConstipatIon Inward Piles, Fullnew of the a ear rburn Disus oftood F agh or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Bruotlolns, Sink Ings or yitterings In the Pit, of the Stomach, rotin ter nHead. Hurried,- and Dit0lc10 Ru ati Sensationshwhen In n ot Pain in Head, Derion0 ~ ylhFvr~dDl low ess of Skin and ys, S ids Ll~,and sudden Flus f Bri hesstem from all of the abvy ae iot tra. Pric 1 cents per box. U014 by Druggists, Read "False and True,"~ Infrmatien' nuh thousands willbomget y Thcoe answering an A dvertIsement will confer a favor n on the Advertiser and thke I'ul lihry stttgt t .hoaw the pdvp ~EMENTS rewspapere named Ini their Diree. OE~ YEAUt In the best ifully watched, at the I, on application to 10IL L &, 00., sir offices in elphin oil oston. ES MADE insertion in a OR1M~ IE SELEO. tho BEST Newspapers in 'ounty or Section, ans, at Very Reasonable Rates, GILL,& 00.