The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, October 14, 1879, Image 4
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A Model PoIeman.
A sick woman wats walking along a street
up town a weck ago when a burly fellow
ran up and took her pocket-book from her.
She grabbed him by the collar and cried
help and thief, when he turned around and
knocked Xor down with a terrible blow in
the face. A policeman stepped up and
said:
"My friend, don't you know It Is very
wrong' to act In so unmanly a manner.
Are you not aware of the fact that imai
should always yield to the Inflnence of the
gentler sex, and never be guilty of such an
act as that which you have just com
mitted ?"
" What are you giving me? " grunted the
thief sullenly.
"God a(vice; there, that lady is almos.
insensible, and you are the cause of it. You
should go imnediately and apologize to her,
give her back her pocket-book and be a dif
ferent kind of man."
The thief glared upon him like an infu
riated demon, when he continued:
4Have you studied etiquette much?"
'No, I hain't."
Well, that's against you. If you had
studied etiquette and were familiar with the
usages of good society, and were up in art,
music and the draia, and had some know
ledge of ancient and modern literature,and
were a patron of feather-footed Terpsi
chore, you wouldn't do such a thing as
strike a poor defenseles woman."
"Gi ve us a rest."
le turned to walk am nty, when the polico
man said:
Will you kindly take my arn and walk
to the station house with me? "
"Nary a time."
"Ah, then you perhaps desire mo to
charter a coupe. I'll just stop the first one
that comes along; and we'll take a nice ro
freshing ride together. "
"I ain't goin' with you at all," bellowed
the thief."
"You're not ?"
"No I ain't."
9 "Have you no spirit of courtesy in you?
Is your soul not fired with the love of g-.n
tility? Come now, I'll take your arm and
we'll wander off."
The thief hauled off and knocked the
policeman down. The latter jumped up,
wiped the blood off his face and said:
"is this the proper thing to (to to a gen
tleman? "
The thief let his left out in pretty lively
style, and the boy in blue once more mens
ured himself on the giound.
" Sir, I must ask ; ou to refrain from
this kind of business. I'm not used to it,
and am now probably too much disfigured
to appear on the street."
The thief then tripped hin, and put his
foot into his mouth. They struggled around
for some time, until the policeman managed
to net the man's foot. out of his mouth and
to remark:
"This is very ungentlemanly, I'm sure.
In all my experience with the human faii
ly, I think you are the most vicious mem
her I have yet had the pleasure of meeting.
Just let me spit out a few boot nails and
mud before you put your foot back in my
iOuth."
The thief then grasped him by the feet
and dragged him over to the inlide edge of
the walk to drop him over on a heap of
sharp stones, which lay about twelve feet
below. As they got to the e(lge the pick
pocket tripped, and they rolled dowin to
gether. After they struck the stom"s tIe
cop murmured.
"I trust you will excuse me for hauling
you over with ine. I can asmure ) ou my
most dear and a1111mible sir, that it was not
intentional on my part. I hope you are
not dangerously injured. .just get ill) and
let me brush the dust off your clothes, and
then when we get to the next corner I will
rep~lace your hontoniere."
When lhe commnenced the operation of
blrushling him off the mn let fly and dropi
ped him again.
t ''" Well, now, t his is very unkind, I amn
sure. Trhis is more thanii I ex pecte-d.''
Ih got up) and miadle a gracious h~ow, and
"Wor-'t you kindly g~o with me ?"
"Not at my most earniest solicit ation ? "
"'No.''
Very wvell ; you're the most disohliging
man I ever met. I shall now have to walk
aroundl~ the block. Good day, sir~, I trust
we may have the pleasure of meeting
again. Be sure and remienmler what I told
y'ou regarding etiquette."
And the policeman climbed up thle bank
and wvent on lia way.
During the eight years which have
elap~sedisnce the German empire was found
edl at Versailles, the wvriters of the father
land have been very busy discussing the
merits of the leading personages in the
drama of the FirancoPrussian war-. By
general consent, Prince Bismarck and Counit
Moltke were admittedc to be the two fore
most leaders ; but opinion dliffered 'iuuian as
to which is really greater. For some
time the impcaing figure of Bismarcek en
tirely filled the foreground ; but more re
cently thlere are man.my signs showing that
lie is not unlikely to be supplanted finally
by the less obtrusive per-sonality of Moltkce.
Thle more the actual events of the year-s
1870 and 1 871 became known, from both
ofilcial documents and p~rivate memoirs
some of the latter as yet littleoknowvn in tis
"III country, while of no0 mean historical impor
tanco-tho more it appears certain that
& Count Moltke was in realty tho leading
:1 spirit of the time, lie commanded not only
ini the field but ini thle cabinet. H~e drewv
beforehand the p~lans of battles; and as ho
dhesigned the mneshes on which the German
hosts grasped the capital of France, so lie
delineated likewise the hlard outlines of the
I t~ treaty following the conquest. All this
was not known before, but Is no0w gradual
ly becoming known. Moltke, throughout
the Franco-Prussian wvar, remained very
II ~ much in the same attitude lhe still assunies
in the German Reichstag, where lie sits
wvith arms folded, immovably in the same
place, speaking rarely, seeming often to
I I' dream, but still showing when lie Opens his
''1 lips, that lie has not lost a word of the de
bate. It has In recent years been the
fashion in Germany, adlopted from comic
~, :1papers, to (ive nicknames to eminent men.
Prince Bismarck .is "der ehrlichie Makler''
the honest broker, while Count Moltko is
tfl~ called "der Wagenlonker"-theo driver, or
the man at the helm. The title i.ndicates
more nearly than anything else the position
assIgned to the great Captain by his coun
A naby Seat.
Norhprt ulinginhisliessaw a
youg sal iseto he urfceof the
watr coseby isboat. Rleaolhing over
quikly he canm ht the youngster in hits
hadsad uled hi noteboat.
Knowng hata live seal would be quite
ashoe ad fr 8n hlour or two placed
- th litlefell~w on exhibition. TIhe
sea wa abutas large as a comnmon
house dog and his coat was one of a
light gray color, ils face was one of
thie most intelligent I ever saw un)On a
dupnb animal. Once in a whilie h
would&ly -like a child for itr mother,
V ~ and the tears would trickle down lisa
oheeks in a very sad way. 'The fisher
'. man took him away in his boat, after
we had seent him, and put hinm Into the
water again.
AGRICULTURE.
A PENNsYLVANIA ICE-Prr. - Few
farmers of any pretensions In Chester
county, Pu., but have an lce-house, and,
with few exeptions, they are pits dug
in the earth on some knoll for the sake
of the natural drainage al'orded by the
more porous nature of the ground on
elevations. Their capaclty ranges from
twelve to thirty-six two-horse loads,
according to the supposed need. of the
consumer. Building above ground,
except for storing large quantities, ('alls
t0 give satisfaction owing to the diill
culty of excluding air from the ice
around the sides, which Is the chief
cause of ice not keeping. As an exam
pl, an ice-pit we made some years ago
will answer as well as any. A square
chamber, dug in a sandy subsoll, and
walled with a fifteen inch wall, well
mortared for six or eight Inches, thick
next to the ice, ten feet square at the
bottoI,-Cleven feet at the tOp and ten
feet deep. On the wall six Inch iewin
joico were laid, and oil these a floor,
with trap door on one side to admit the
lee. On this ia room, weather-boarded
and shingled, serves for churning with
a power liturn ; but usually at frame is
laid on the wall, rafters piut l) w ith
sharip pitch, ia board roof nailed on,
ends boarded ip, leavmg a door to slide
the Ice through, and the job is done.
In ou1s pit we left tihe space alt two
stiles, between the floor and wall, open
to admit air to carry oil miiwsture from
tihe melting ice, it llatteriig little about
air passing over the suiface of ice, so it
is kept from the sides. The work of
digging, waiLling ani building the
house was done by ftrim laborers dur
Ing a itill in the press of other work,
and is a good su1bstanthal job, We fill
it l two days u1111ally, With f romi twelve
to fourteen three-horse loads of lee,
hailled froimiL 111111 pond one-third of iL
mile distant, the lee thrown in with
little care for arriangement, except to
level it every two or three loads. Cov
er with oat-straw well packed down,
atnd we nlever falil to have I su1fllileley
of lee, till lte in October, for all pir
poses about the hose and dairy.
MILK IhA PIDLY.-The faster anid mIore
geitle iL cow is milked, the greater will
be tle amount givein. Slow milkers
al ways gradually tIry t1u ia cow, and for
tile reason that if the milk be not
drawn about 11 flast as it is givenl down
it will subsequently be wilhold, and
thalit withheld, Is, as ia matter of Course,
what, is known l1p tile strippiigs, in
fact., the tipper surface of milk in the
udder. Alany milkers draw the milk
With iL strong downward puill, ill fact,
with ia jerk. This should never be iLl
lowed ; it irritates lie cow, and often
Iijures fle bag. - Fill the teat and with
i ill Iml pressure of the last three fingers
emtily it; drawlig sligit,1y on1 the eat
and udder at tile same time; so proceed
alternately ivitl each hand)([ niitil tle
milk supply is exhaitisted. Mly milk
ers get the hallit of slow llilkilIg be
cause steady, (in, quick milking tires
the iligers anil wrists, until by practice
the iiins'olcs get iused to tle work. Unii
til this use comes maturally tile In divi
dual Should Only milk 110h1 ai 1)1m as
they caln without severe eliamping of
the hands; what are miiked fast, li
creasilig thle number until it last there
Is Iio ii ng whatever. Five iiinties is
abotit the limit that should be l1lowed
1or- milking a cow. There is aniother
thing well worthy of being remember
ed. Cows should be milked Ias nearly
at a1 givei hour minom'iig an1d ve(n0l'ing
as.,4 possible, since undue1 distention 1
tti udder is alwa3ys iniiLitIous.
MAIAows 'THAl' 1HAVE BEEN Rt'N
I owN..-Meadows that have' been run
dtowni, becoinie sod-houn id or' coveredi
wit.h mloss, sorrelI or other1 weeds, maly
be reovatedL c wIthou011t plowin1g. T'e
old sod1 mneeds to be disturbed btut a
thohoughi harrow ingI or' aL choppinig of'
the surfacle w th aL dsk harrow wvill
til sturb it, su flicient 13 ly ii t, plowin1g.
Fresh seed Is nee'Led and( aL dressi1ng of
litne mnay in miany~ eases be all thlat Is re
quired in tihe way3 of' a fer'till'ize. 11' it
ennh be0 alf~orded, aL moderailte gitanty (1.'o
flue inaurie used( 118 a top-dressinig, and1(
hnrr'iowedh ini just beforae sowiutill be
do0n1 lat any13 11111 bet ore Septlemnber, so
tihat (lie grass and1( clover, 11he lat1(er
more piar'tleularly, shioul lie wellI set
befor'e severe frosts occuri. Or'chard'u
grass will thiv upl' ljon soils 1th.at are
not. iebl eniotugh f'or t imothy13, but it Is
bedtt'ir to hiave the gr'olia tr( IOOdl01( e oh
f'or' the liitter, even~ If thie f'ormner i to
lie 8(own. G1rass is a cr0p ('or which tile
soil canntot bie too rlich, for if the growth
Is excessive it, enn be cut lit, any13 Iime
and1( made(1 11110 hay1 ori l'i'd grecen.
IIAnDiINESIS oF' Tn Qt'1NUM.-A cot'
resp)ondenQt to test (lie compar111ative harii
(111088 of' tie 1)0ach and1( (lie qjuinlie,
planlhted thlemi sidie by3 8side some1 year's
ago, msince whlh the quince has1 reccoiv
ed no0 harm'il fromn witer frosts, w~hille
the 81100ts of (lie peach have bieen fro
'zen back nearly to t he tr'unlk every in
ter'. Th'e winter' killing of' thie peach01
the wr'iter' unintent11ionahlly explains
himself. Th'ie tr'ee ma~kes fr'om three to
seveni feet of grow th each1 year, andl it
evidently stands In very r'ich soil, and
pr1obably in a low situlation, where (lie
frost settles. A late0 sn1eulenit growvth
of seven feet ciannot be exp~ecd to en
duire (lhe Intenise cold wea.huer, and we
'howv 0ea83 It Is (o drawlV. err1one011a Con
elusionis whien all the eIciustances aire
'.ot aiken 11 int acounlt. Th'le qinice
wvill bear a dhIfl'er'entsoil from (lie peach.
I'Tux nieesary step)s toward~ anl im
pr'oved hu11sbandry are: T.lo cultivate
108s land1(. .T'o malke t hat w"hich is eul,
tivalted ricb in liant-foodi, so that it
may p~rolduce large erop~s. TIhle praetee
of a r'igidh systemi of' i'otation of' erops,
and mixed1 farming. T1hie ctulttion
of (lhe grases and less of' ho0ed crops
and( ('ceding upon01 the farmii the most of
Its priodutls. Enriichinig tile land( by
turninug under01 green er'ops.
Flour.
Here areo a few good rules worth re
mnembering when one0 has occasion to
select flour' for family nse. Of' course
the color Is of prnime Importance. If it
is white, with a yellowish coloredl tint,
buy It. If It is white, with a bluish
coat or wilth white specks in it, refuse
it. Second examine its adhlesiveniess
wet and knead a little bit of it between
your fingers; if' it woi'ks soft and sticky
1I, is poor. ThIrd, throw a little lump
ot dried flonur againist a 81mooth1 surface;
If it fLlis like powder It Is bad. Fourth
squeeze some of the flouir lightly in
your hand; It it retains the shape giv
on by the pressuire, that, too, Is a good
sign. It Is safe to buy flour that will
stand~ all these tests.
The Influence of ClImate.
The Influenoe of climate upon a constitution
snbjected to a trying change In atmospherIo
conidittons, In water, and In food, is oftton
marked and disastrous. Disorder. of the,
bowels and of the liver, frequently tormhmia
thng fatalhy, are prone to attack thie tourist by
land or voyager by sea ini lunnotoli~med lati
tudes-more partloularly those near the oqua
(or. The best medioinal protection aga ist
irregularitIes of the bowels, stomach and lIver,
not only from the above, but whatever cause
arising, Is He stetter's 8tomach Dittore, la
medeicie in wiu, and increasing demand In
sultry portions of this hemisphere, and also In
the tropics. Travelers, em Ig rant., dwellers,
and temporary sojourners In malarlous dis
DOMESTIC.
POIsoN.FORR ]ATs AND MIcE.-Carbon
ate of barytit has been found to be a
most efniclent poison for rats and situ1
lar vermin. Indeed, Itt at specilal series
of trials by the Zootechnical Institute,
In conntitaloni with t1he Royal Agricul
turac College at Proskaw. th i substaneo
wts found to bQ more efllcaciotts than
any other. It occurs ats a heavy white
powder, devoid of taste or smell. li
tie Proskaw experimnent it was mixed
with four times its weight of barley
meat, and pellets of the pasto were lit
troduced into the holes of the rats,
honse mice, aiI field mice. A small
quantity proves fatal. It appears to
cause immediate and complete paralysis
of the hinid ext-tiiities, 30 that It Ima.ty
be assimed that mice eating of it, li
their holes will (lie Withinl theill, an1d
so not prove destructive In their turn
to doillest'leated anfilials that might
otherwise devour, their earcasses. It
was found Ii practlee that neither fowls
nor pigeons would touch the paste,
either in its softstate or when hardened
by tile sun ; so that its employment Is
probably free from danger to the ocemit
pailtS Of the poulItry yards. Soile rab
bits, on the other hland, that got access
to the pasete ate leartly or it and paid
the penalty with their lives. Next to
the carbonitte of baryta paste the ord
nary I)hIOsJhlorus I ipaste proved) Illost de
structive, and this, it was foind by ex
plerilent, is llore attractive to the mi)ce
In a sott form than when hardened into
p1 ills. But It is considerably dearer
thani tie baryta preparation, an I iport
ant factor in the calctlhatior.s of the
farmer who has to wage war against
rodents on an extensive seale.
CUT OUT FOn R I lFEnENCi.--Professor
Wilder gives these short rules for aIe
tion Ii case of accidents: For dust in
the eyes, avoid ribbing; dash water
into them. Remove cinders, ete, with
the round polit of a led pnell. Re
Ilovo insects from the ear by tepid wa
ter; never prit a hard Instruilelt into
tile ear. If nll artery is cut, collpre)0s
above the wound ; ift a veli is cut, coill
press below. 11 choked, get on all
fours and cough. For light burns, ip
the part in cold water ; if the skinl is
destroyed, cover with variish.
Smother a tire with carpets, etc.; wa
ter will often spread the blurlling oil
and Increase the danger. Before pass
ing tlr oigh sml olko, take a fult br thi,
all I then stool) low, but if carbon is
suspected walk erect. . Stck polson
Wouni1dS, unaless your 1nouth Is sore;
en large the wound, or, better, cut out
the u11rt without delty. Hol the
wolinded part as long as can be bornie
to a hot coal or end ort eigar. In case
of poisoning, exelto vomiting by tick
ling the throat by water or a.ustard.
For aclid poisols, give al kalles; li the
case of op0inp polson, give strong eoillee,
and keep movinl g. If l waler, loat oil
the back, with the nose and loluthi pro
jectig. For apoplexy, raIse th heald
an11d body ; for faliutaig. lay the bodly
flat.
CIDAlR VINIA I.--Th1erC IS 110 Vilgar
whicha welrs, or which we caln Ise
witholt distaste, lik e good elder vine
gar. Ift anly of' our readers lave pure
cIder wcheh tiey wish to change ito
vineglr, It cal he easily don1e by1, fIlling
a cnsk partly 11111, and( setting it at ti.e
south side of a biliding or fenlce, where
it will keel) warmii; putting a junk bottle
in tle buig -:ole, neck downwards, to
keep out dir t and)(] insects, and letitmug It
stand through Ie lient of summer.
On1ce a week d aw out. a few gallols
an1(d poi' 1 '1ck slowly. This will halstel
the process, and by fadll very fatir vine
gar wetill he had, which will be great,1y
Imnprovedl by keeping t hrouigh aniother
year withoust freezin1g, TJhe aIr w'eill
tcilate aroun zd the neek of thes bottle,
and lie cceanslomil dIraw Iing ouit and
p)ourinlg back gives more air, th us tend
lug to hamsten the process. A waurm
templeratur nc evi wh len~ty of iri, is ailI
that is nteedlflul in11 maki'ng viniegalr-al
ways pr'ovided y'ou hav'eO goodl pure~
eider to bieginl with, putt up1 ini clean,
sweet casks.
Pomrn r Onl Ti'c TVAur..-Many peo0
ple (do not consIder fowls suitable for
table use i unt il they' have been COnIlnIIedl
and fell on'goodl swyeet gralin or meal for
a certain length of Lime~l. Certain it Is,
dunnghiil Il owis are' nIot over chaolee
about thelr food, and ialI poultry'S hlave a
mloreC or less indiscrinaate alppeti te, be
thiey ever* so cihoicely bred andl natuiired.
TIherefore i t behooves us, sin~ca the flesh
savors of the mal~terial thlat p~rodiueS it.,
to fatten our chicks In cleaaly quarters
11n1d upon0 good feed for a certain pleriod,
0 o1.n C. A I<.-T1h e yol ks o f Jiyve eggs,
one0 cupI sugar, one0 cuIp rell c'amu, (one
ienis)oontIui soda, a1 pinch o1f salt, two
cups of flour; seasoni weith vanillas.
llow Tro Gm:r SaCk.-Expo -e ymirself
(lay and1( nighlt, eat too mluchl without
exercise; weork too hard without rest;
doctor all the time; take all the vile
htlstrums atdvertlsed; and then yo
\vill weeanxt to know
vWhIch Is atnswered in thrne e words
i'ake Hop Bitters! See oth~er columnl~.
BAnn~s ouight to be weell taiken care
of; their system does not ahlowe the
slightest neglect. it your Baby stuf'ers
from Colie or Bowel Disorders, procure
ai bottle of Dr. Bull's Baby Syrutp, a
sImple but always relIable remedy.
Only 25 Cenlts.
Firo WIorshipang in Carolinn.
Thirty years ago a eilzenl of Chlarlotte
counity, N. C., lighlted a fire on his hlearthl
stone as soon as lhe carried his bride to his
new home, and lias kept, It burnhiig ever
siince. A few days ago the maan being
quesCtioned( about the mlatter stated that thec
fire was still burning, and thlat through~out
all these years It hlad never beomn allowed
to go ouat. Questionled as to whether or
not it made the house ulncomnfortatbly hot in
torrid weather, lie saId the extra heat thtus
generated was nlot perceeptible. in relhy
to anlothier question, lie saId that in summer
weather, wene It was ncessary for coim
fort's sake to keel) the fire burninig very low
lie had to get up frequently at night to ro.
len~ishl It slightly, but that lie counted this
as nlothinig whena he conltemiplatedl the idea
of thlat lire going out. He has ovidenthy
fornied for it a stronig attachment, and yet
010newoumld not taike him for a sentimien~tal
mail. lBut this fire Is to him11 a consatant re
minder of the cday whion he first brought
home hils bride. Around It his chiidrein
have grown uip into mnanhood and womani
hood, and their children have gazedl into its
light. Its light was the last thlat fell uponi
thie eyes of his wife, and lie )hopes Ihat it
will be the last that weill fall uponf lia.
Viewed thus, hIs sentIment in the matter
Canf b~e uinderstood, and so strong Is this
senitimeiit that with the old man It amounts
almost to a passion.
Turs Is the weather In whIch we In
variabl' sigtn 1etters "your warm
hlonitn ever us Dr Dg Js r' Agt
lixturo, astanar~rI'Omedy, that acts qutly
and oursstlotnlny. 8014a ev...r..
HUMOROUS.
TI'M Eo'0 TncK.-Although this trick
may Seeml to partake 01 the marvelous,
it Is, in fact, very 11simple. An egg
slightly indisposed will tinswer the
purpose, If a healthy one is not obtain
able. First pass the egg round the
audience, to convillco them that It
doesn't contain a false bottom. Now
attract their attention by relating a
little story about a lien in Oshkosh that
laid four eggs on each week (lay and
Soven oil Sunday. Tisi will put the
audience in good humor. Then call
upou a young Mhan with light trousers
to assist you In the trick. When he
Come11s tI)Ol tihe stagC., milotion him) a
chair, and as lie 13 in the act of sittIng
dowe, deftly place the egg under h1im1.
You will be a8tonished at the fluent
manier in which he quotes profane
history. In performing this trick al
ways select a sm1all mnuii to assist you,
as it will prove healthier-for the per
former.
A PLAN IN LiF.-' What is your plan
in life, Neddle?' I asked at small boy,
turning from his big brothers, who
were talking over theirs, to which he
and I had been listening. 'What is
yours, Neddie ?"
'I am not big enough for a plan yet,
said Neddle; 'but I have i pulrpose.'
'That is good; it is not every one who
has a purpose. What is your purpose
Neddie?'
'To grow )up a good boy, so a; to be a
*o0d man, like my fatier,' said Neddie:
and by tile way lie said it, It was plain
lie lucant it.
A wm..-known lostolialn wastrying
a horse Ono (lay, in company with the
ovner, a professional "jocky." Hay
ing driven him a mile or two, the gen
tieman, who noticed that he pulled
pretty hard, and showed ia good deal of
spirit, requiring constant watching and
a steady reln. said, "Do yLu think that
is just the horse lor a woman to drive ?"
"'Well, sir,'' answered tile jocky, "I
Illust say that I shotildn't wiit to liarry
the womian that Could (d rive that herse.''
A YoUNo lady who teaches Sunday
sCho( in the summil1 1ecr) at Swaip3eott
Is in the habit. after the rogular leson
is inded, of asking questions in natuiral
history. Last Sunlay sihe asked:
"What bird is large enough to carry
a mua?" "A little glil held up her
haud and said: "I know; a lark.''
"Oh, no!" said the teacher. "Larks
Are not large enough to eary men' "
' Yes, they are," said tihe youngster.
" My piipa goes away for two or th re
(aysi and my mamma says he's gone ofl
on a lark.''
Tl.. other evening an old gentleman
; .Ivnclled the proposition that never In
t.ae cui'rse of his long life had hie Seen
a woman that was not charinig. "1'Oh
really, now,'' said a lady Wiose nose
w" of the purest Ukraine breed, ''don't
you think 1'n ugly ?" "Not at all,
nIladaile," replied the gallant old gen
I lntian. "You are an angel, fresh
fall'n I'roin H~eaven, only you fell on
your nose '
"You did not delgn to no'lee me yes
terday," si(1 a beautiful fair one to i
gentleman at Atlnntle City. "I did
niot see you,' frankly responded the
gentlemiln. '"Youl Couk(, if you woulld
only have tiiried your heal.'' "My
dkar friend," gallantly respolld(d th'e
gentleman, "if I had done so, 1 feel
stre it wouIld not have been th first
head your eha'ms have turned,''
A coxN'.:MrontAnIY asks, "[low shall
women carry their purses to frustrate
the thl eves ?'' Wily, carry them empty13.
Nothittlg frustrates a thiefj mor0e than1 10
sna3tchl a1 wVomian's purse, after followv
in g her hazltI' a m ile anld thien 11ind tha~t
it cont1ins5 not hinhg but a receiple for
spleedO~ penhCS anld a fa1'le(d ph11otograph
of her grandmaother.
A vAInI youn~g woIInan~, having pur
cha~sedl a little biJou of a ho011se, gives a
hiouse-warmuing festival, to which she
Inuvites her phlysleilan anid his wife.
Thie doctor-naturally3-comles alone.
"Owihy didn11't yott bring Mime X.
w'.ithi you ?'" says the ho~lsteSs, "For
twol reasons11, myi (lear," rep~lies the huts
band ; "the slcond'Is. that shle hats a bad
coldl."
A OE'l.:E.MAN travellinig on a train of
ear8 recently 81ald to the corsduetor:
"Suppose the brakes should give way,
where would we go to?" Th'le Condue
tor remlarked that it, was3l 1impossible for
them to give way. But tile gentleman
again askedl the same question, whenl~l
thle conduc14tor' replied : "It all depends
on what you11 past life has been."
"So Now you are a B. A. What (10
you intiend to (10?'' "Oih, 1 'm1 going to
take my degree and then be a professor,
and1( then 1'tn goin~g to hurry thlrough
my thirty years so as to be entitled to
my retiring pension as soon1 ats poSib)le,
and1( then01 1 shall enjoy my well-earned
rest.*"
A PAflK policeman seein~g a yellow
dog n1earm two handsomely-dressedl wo
men01 approachles respectfully and1( says:
"DI)es this beauchifiul little crenchure
belong to y'ou, ladies ?'" ''Merey, no01"
Park Polceman (lifting ils enne)
"Get out o' hlere, you beast."
Jr is comml~end~abie to 1)0 proud1 of
0one's birth plalce, provided it be not di
rectly over' the belier.
1s rr 0ossin1Ra that a remedly made o
such1 COmmnon, simple plants as Ho~ps
Bluchu, Mian drake, Dandelion, &c.
make so many and1 snchi marvelous all
wonderful enrles as 11op Bitters (10? Ii
must be, for when old anid young, rIch
nd( p)oor, P'astor and Doctor, Lawyer
11d ].'itor, 3111 testify to having boon
11red by3 them11, we mullst believe and
Joubt no0 longer. See other colulmn.
TH E fact that Uragln & Co., Philad'a.,
Pa. (Dobbins' Electric Soap,) confl
.dently base, their claims 01n the merits
of thle soap, and only ask a trial, speaks
volumnes. We know thlat thle soap tells
a good story. Try it.
Tuna "woman's friend" is what Dr.
BullI's Baltimore PIlls may well be
termedl, for cvery womant~ thait has once
used them will niot be without thiem.
Truth P lighty.
As the lhttle leaven hid In the meas.
uire of' meal, made all leaven. so truth
grdalovercomes all doubt and dis
belief. -When Dr. Pierce, of Bull'alo,
N. Y., announced that hia Favorite
Prescription would positively euro the
many diseases and wveaknesses peculiar
to women, pomie doubted, and conitinued
to employ the harsh andi canaetic local
treatmenit. But thle mighty truth gr'adtu
ally became acknowledged. Thousands
or ladles who had uselessly ulndergono
untold tortures at the hands of' ditror
emnt physicians, employed the Favorite
Preseri ption, and wore speedily Ocured.
Many physicians now preseribe It In
their practico. So sanguine Is .Dr.
Pierce of its power to cure, that he now
sells it through druggists under a posi
tive guarantee
A Monusment of Gold
8houtt. 06 creeted iIi nomory of tho invCntC
of "Anakosia." the great oxternal Pilo B1eau
ody. Mr. James 4' Bassott, of Erio, Penna.
writes as follows :
Messrs. NRUSTANITnyt &. Co.:
(lENTLERXN-EIolosed finti P. 0. order fov
$1.00. for which solid box Anakesis. I havit
used two boxes and fool it mny duty to nay to
ou that by tlie use of your simple remedy I
oave been raised from the brink of despair to
the joyful hope of soon boing able to dcolaro
nyself entirely cured. One nionth's trial, at
the small expense of the cost of ono box of
Anakesis has given me iuoro relief than two
years doctoring with our best physicians here.
Surely a mollunlent of gold should be orected
in memory of the inventor of Anakosis. Sontl
at onco if possiblo.
I eall bo pleased to reply to any one who
inquires as to the merits of your valuable med
icino, should you see lit to publish this.
Sincerely your servant,
JAMES J. iAsserr, Erie, Pa.
"Anakoeie" Is solit by all druggists. Price
1 per box. Samples sont free to all sulforors
nu aptpliation to "Anakesis" Depot. Box 391"
%!4ew York.
IF You Would Enjoy G(ood Health Take
Hooftand's German Bers.
IF You Liver is Disordero Hoo/land's Ger
man Bitters will set it aright,
"MA," said a little girl who had )11st
beguni to study physiology, "I dol't
walt the fleslly part o'the milk;" then,
pointing to the crean pitcher, "I wanit
the epidermis."
Fon PIfPLES on WeO Faco, use leskell's Tel.
ter Ointnt. It never fails to remove them.
IF TROUBLED with Oonstipation, take Hoof.
and's German Billers.
THiiiRiE 10 no danger of Onie's being
collsidered over nice when one speaks
of the limb of a tree.
TiE.. pruden t parent iiow purchases
burn Salve ald prepares lint and ban-i
Itges.
00,
IF You are Dyspeptio Hoofland's German
Bitters wIll cure you.
Haoskel's Teller O1n ment Wii! Cur3 veiy
form of Totter.
Oakland Female Institute.
NORRISTOWN, PA.
BEl 9, 1879. For cireniinN alPreTEM
J. GRIit RALSTON, PrIncipal.
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it is perfmectly Ittid for the Sinyt ig iclool and Cor
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&a., %Imits t well iinudo k.lt -nttir Course.
Price 89.00 per doron. SpecImen copies mnalle
for 6).00.
Ptn ror circilart Andl ciaiakgues, with full list
etaaid:ir Simishug School lloioke.
The now W0cot edition of Pinafore (conmpleto) Bello
finely, Amnd FalN~liza ( 2.01). Sorcerer (1 0), Tri
by J ury (50 ct.), aru in constant m10111 11d.
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qy T,. 0. r1niero:, nl6I i a valuablo now book for
v.,ico 'iTrlnaag, containing all the eizoentialI of
uitlity, plenity of oxt-reise, nd plain exPismatio 11,
and c .tilg much les liamn tio larger works oil th
saino 111. ect.
SlalRcribe4 110w for thle AMusiet Rceordl. and receive
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NNw YOa, Jan. t, 17w.
in thei effloacy, with full confidence, it In
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acknowledge the advantage we have derIy
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fariably fndIng e promised "Re eL"
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ADWAYS READY RELIEF
OURES TER WORST PAINS
In from One to 20 Minutes,
NOT ONE NOUA
After reading this advertisement need any oe
SUPPER WITH PAIN.
sadwaF'. Ready Relief to a cure for
EVERY PAIN. It was the arst and is
The Only Pain Remedy
#hat Instanti stops the most excruolating
Isr in Ltons and cures Vonges.
{owheher of the Lug. dtomach Bov~al.
Or other glands or organs, y one applibation.
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTED,
F matter how violent or exoritIng the pat*
e1 WRUIIATIO, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Oil~e
ervos Neurailo, or prostrated with
slay sufer,)
RADWAY'S READY BELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTA NT EASIL
EINFAMMATION OF TIlE EBDNEYS
INFLAMMATION O TUB BLADDER,
INFLAMMATION OP THE BJWJILS
CONGESPIOx OF TI!! LUNGSI
BORE THEROAT IrFICUI BREATHING.
1LPITATI0OR UP THlE HiCART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP. DIPliTIUEAIA
UATA RUb!! Il~lIUENEA
BEADAUHE, TOOTHAC HE, U
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE OWlLLS,
CHILBLAINS and FROST-BITEa
fhe application of the Ready elle to the
part or parts whore the pain or diffloulty exists
Will alldrd ease and comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops in half a tumbler ef
water will In a few moments our6 Crampe
Spasms, 8our Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Heat
ache, Diarrhea Dysentery, Colic, Wind In. the
Bowels, and all ainternal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle ef
Radway's Ready Relief with thon. A few
drope IWater will prevent sickness or pains
from chan of water. It Is better than Frenc
brandy or Bitters as a stimulant.
FEVER and AGUE.
Fever and Ague cured for Fifty Cents. There
Is not a remedial agent In the world that will
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01i,1ouS, Soarlbt, Tyrphoid, Yellow and other
Feves (ide byRaday' Pils)so quick as
WAYIS BR _Y __P. oota
'Dr. Radway's
Sarfrillln Rsolvlt,
fME GREAT BLOOD PURIFIER
FOR THEI CURE OF CHRONIO DISEANE,
SOROFULA OR BYPHILITIO, HEREDITAIY OR
CONTAGIOUS,
be It Baeted In the Lungs or stomach, Skin ce
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so lds and vitiating the fulds.
Chronic Rheumatism, scrofula, Glandulal
Swelling. Hacking DryEugh Cancerous Al
tona SyphiliiocComplants Bleeding of the
DiRheases m Fen comnp it Gou, Dr~o
Liver Complaint, &c.
excl al rmedial aenta In th cur of Coni,
but It ste onypsitive cure for~knDsa
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,
Urinary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Diabetes.
Uie, r a g isease, uminud andonal
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ance and white bone-dust deposits, andi whes
pasn ater, .npi inte sal of the bh
Sold by druggists, PRION ONE DOLAR.1
OVARIAli TUMOR
OF TEN YERS' ROWT CUED BT DN
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Regulating Pills,
Perfeotly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
Stegtheng,Rfaday's 'lil fr the cunsof aUl
disorders of the Stomach, Liver, Bowels Rid,
ConstIpation (ostlveness IdigestioneDyspeh
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ConstipatIon Inward Piles, Fullnew of the
a ear rburn Disus oftood F agh
or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Bruotlolns, Sink
Ings or yitterings In the Pit, of the Stomach,
rotin ter nHead. Hurried,- and Dit0lc10
Ru ati Sensationshwhen In n ot
Pain in Head, Derion0 ~ ylhFvr~dDl
low ess of Skin and ys, S ids
Ll~,and sudden Flus f Bri
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