The news and herald. (Winnsboro, S.C.) 1877-1900, May 17, 1879, Image 4
WIT AND HUMOR.
TU BOY wIrH RED AIs.-RIllard
Barry, a boy of fifteen, with led ears
and a sulky look, wanted his widowed
mother to anvance him thirty-live cents
with which to organize a " Juvenile
Pinafore "1 troupe. He had arranged
for a rehearsal in a horse-barn, and the
"parts " had been given out, but his
mother's refusal to hand over the cash
upset the plans. The heavy villain as
saulted the leading lady with a club
and then fled from home and got up a
riot with the boys who were to play
"juvenile man '' and " first old
womlanl.1
" Riehard, the second net is now
about to open,'' remarked his Honor,
af ter hearing the testinony. "All
well-constructed plays have lieavy vil
lains in them, and all heavy villains
must come to grief to l)iease the audi
ence. You are not very heavy, bit the
vidainy In you must be sul)pressed all
the same."
The boy's mother remarked that
Richard was probably very sorry, and
that lie probably wouldn't do so again,
and Richard's ugly eyes were beginning
to twinkle when his Honor said:
"It will be at least thirty days before
Richard will be himself again. lie
looks to me like an ugly-tempered youth,
and I don't believe lie has earned an
honest dollar this winter. The work
house will be a good place for him.''
Young Pinafore didn't seem) to agree,
but he slelp there that. night lor all
that.
Tniitin was a little fellow who knew
AIlother Goose better than ie knew Iis
Bible. One Sinday lie was asked in
his class. " Whloiewere thrown into tile
ilery fiurinace?" T''alnt was too iucih
ior him. The question was passed ; the
answer cane rioniptLv, "1 Shadrach,
Meshlieh and Ailed nego.'' This was mor
tificatioit to the little fellow, and when
tile next question came, " Who put
them in?" he answered with a jtuip,
Little Johnny Green 1''
MANY years igo, a )r. William-, an
English clergyman, had a violent quar
rel with one of his paIrishioners by the
nIame of Hardy. Oin tile siccee'lilng
Sunday the Doctor preached from the
following text, pr.ononcing it withl
Imuch ell pIIasis: " There is Io fool like
the tool Hardy."
AN HONEST ilibernian, trunding a
handeart conta:minin ilg all hIs itovables,
was aCostev d by a Iricttil witlh, "1 Well,
Patrick, yol a1re mnovin-ig ag.in, I sec."
" Faith 1 am," replied I(e. "'The tiilns
are so hard it's a dale hcliaper hiring
haid-carts tlhan paying rints.''
" GEoGE,' said the elder W lashig
lt, "George, i1ly sOn, (lid you fasten
the froit, gate last ni ht?" " Futher,"
replied tihe ititliful George, edging oil
toward the back feice, "1 I did. I (ti
not tell i io; I did it with lly little
latch It."
AN INQUiRaNo citizen of Madisoil, Ill
diana, tl rust his figers ito a horse's
mouth to see how Many tech i lie had.
The horse closed his teeth to see how
mna1ny iligems the mn1 haId. The
curiosity of each was fully sati lled.
MnEN a (log Sislis at a t1y that has
been fooling arouinl ii h im for fourm or
ive hours andl misses it, lie fells like It
girl who I)ours tihe full tidle of her af
fections over a young ma and suidddenly
discovers that won't, soak in.
)o Nor trifle with the aff 'etitons of
anf Innocent young city girl ; do0 in t
try to miake lrhinds with a miule by
squeezing its hIid footl. It' you aspire
ether wvay y'ou will find thait lile is a
miserable failure.
OLn lAny (to younmg emurate w~ho haus
obtined al'( prel3fernment, and3( is4 about. to
leave): " We're iialin sorry ho lose
you sir. Yout've heen very good to tus
old people. You might 'a' beeni old
womian yourself, sir I"
"SAMMY, my boy, what, are you cry
Sig ior?'' "'Bill th rowed tile Blible at
me1 and hIlt m11 on my head.'' " Well,
you are' the only one in my family on
whomi thec Bible ever had anty imupres
stn."
Tiumc following notiee Is posted( con
spIcuously in a newspaper ofice ot
WVest: "Shut the (10Cr, and( ats soin as
you have dhone talking business, serve
your moutht the same11 way.''
'' UAN you tell me how old the dlevil
189" asked an Irreverent fallow of a
elergymnan. "' My friend, you must
keep your own family record," w as
tihe reply. _______
THE mani whoe goes to cnurch shmnpiy
because lie has nothinig eisc to d1o, miay
not be a heathen, but he is certainly an
idle wvorshipper.
IT was a bald-heauced elergyman whlo
took for his text, " The halirs of our
head are all numbered."
SAMsoN was time greaitest tragelam of
lisa day, because in his last act lhe
brought dIown the house.
"owux-r base uses do we conme alt
last,'' as the shinagle said( to tihe upl
turned boy.
A PAPEa that is always full of goodl
points5-a paper03 of nieedies,
Scuoor-noacy are ustually glad to see
the rule laid down.
TruE coin r illroad gumage nowa
days is the mortgage.
BONs, of course, have to be illed be
fore they are broken.
A IFLE club-a gang of burgla rs,
THE ox has a neat foot.
THE way tbo kill time-Shoot every
day.
A anRa'r tall-bear'gr-A peacock.
Dont In the wvorldl-A miniler.
A GREtIEN ge--Folhge.
THE OniA-rES-r istX851au.-A simple,
pure, harmless remedy, thatocures every
lime, and prevents disease by keeping
the blood pure, stomiachi regular, kid
neys and liver active, Is the greatest
blessing ever conferred upon man. Hop
Bitters is that remedy and its proprie
tors are being blessed by th ousands who
hava been saved anid cured try It. Will
yOu try it? See another column.
Wshday is a holiday, thanks to Dob.
bins' Electric Soap, (made by Cragin &
Co., Phila.) which Is rapidly coming
into getteral use. It acts like magio,. and
bleaches clothing without Injuring the
fabrio. -Tray it.
Wunas WAttNG Fon A CeUoH to ~oas it came,
a ureooften ii the fuoundafton for sumo
~nary or erntals a! ticn. It is bet er
dac~h t Vl4at once yusin thas su
eAs to dzeous c0nseQa, os.
DOMESTIC.
Foit GRE1ASE Sors .-First-Get from
the druggist, In the same bottle, four
Ounces of aqua ammonia; one 0111100 of
sulplitrlc ether; one ounce of glycer
lie, and one ounce of alcohol. Cut
Into small pieces four ounces of white
castile soap; pour over It a quart of
tepid water; keep it over the fire until
all the soap Is dissolved ; then add
three quarts of tepid water. Take it
from the fire; add the mixture and bot
tle it immeditely. I use pint bottles.
Wet a spronge with the fluid soap, rub
it oil the soiled places, and wipe dry
with a clean rag. It cleans boys' and
111011's clothing, felt hats, etc., very
nicely. Second - To remove grease
spots from silk, take some1 coarse brown
paper, the soft kind-on both sides of
the Spots, then press carefully with a
hust Iron; change the paper often, as it
absorbs the grease. If the goods are so
rich or delicate that tile tronl Is likely to
injure then, try friction by using raw
cotton-rub the spots off, changing the
cotton often. Third - To take oil
stains out of white cloth, make a strong
solution of borax water-one table
spoonful of powdered borax to a piit
of' boiling water; pa1e the cloth on a
clean board or tablo and rub the oil
stains well, using a clean brush dipped
into tihe soluton ; if the spots are of
long standiig a very little soap may be
used with the borax water; rinse well
with cleall hot water, using the brush
lor that purpose, then rub dry with a
clean soft cloth. Fourth--To clean tine
felt cloth of grease, molsten tile spotted
parts thoroughly with 1ure beizole,
and imm1I1lediatoly cover tlei On both
sides of the cloth with dry pipe-clay or
tripolli powder. Then place under a
weight for some time and the spots will
disappear. This will not injure the
material. iftii-Spots of turpoitie
are good to lake grease sl)Ots an1d paillts
0111. of woolen cloths and furniture.
A viCE IN liiFi TO DYerPiPTICI'.
A void pork. fat meats, grease, gravies,
pastries, spices and con fectlonaries, tea,
coffee, alcohollo drinks, beer, malt
liqulors of all kinds. Let your food be
plain,sllimple, wholesoille-cilefly fruits
and1i VegeUibles. Let your bread be
m1lade of unbolted wheat, flour. Take
your meals reguilarl ; if three, let the
supper be very sparing. Eat slowly,
lightly, masticate thoroughly. Beware
1 hut f'oodl and drinks. Avoid lunch
cons by all ieains. Exercise freely in
the open air; iiever sit moping, but
Itir n0111. 1111 id 0niI1rely froi 30111 ilis
eaksei and tr(ule)104. Keep regui lar lours;
ilIse early; exercise gen tly before break
fi'st. lhithe frequiontly ; keep the skin
Cleall, the pores o)en. Keep yoar feet
dry ; let the soles of your foot be thick,
that no dampness may penetrate them.
Keep your sitting and slceping rooms
well ventilated. Impure air Is enougih
to kill one-it kills thoisands. Wear
loose-fitting garmnenis, especlally about
the regioll of tile luligs. Banish the
1ipe, (u11d ald slttl-box ats the plague,
forever and over. Of all dyspeppia
breeders and promoters, iothling ox
ceeds tile use of the " idian weed."'
Keep away from tile apothecary ; avoid
all'quack remedies and nostrums. Fl
nally, keepi (oiselenCe void of offense;
pray God to forgive yotir past sins of'
gilittoiy und iltemperance; for no one
who lives temperately, ats heo should
live, will ever be troulbled with dyspep
slil. The violation of law cries oit for
revenge-and revenge it has sooner or
la tor.
FaYINO l'oR.-I 11111 really fond of
iproperly fried p)ork. 1By properl fryting
1 (10 not mean11 it 8shall be brought up~
fron11 tinecellar a few mhlin~tes before,
freshlened in boiling water, rind frietI
with so Iiuch hea~t as to burn'I some1
before tile rest are done. Tfo be done
nicely it, shlould be cut over nigh~ 1, and if
too salty, pu1t to soaik ini cold water. ll
thle mlornling draini off the water, rol
('eh piece weil ini lk~uir, and11 place ini a
spider ini thle oven. I seldom fry mleat
oil the stove, as it, cooks so 1much1 ni1cr
ill tile oven-takIng aL little longer, to
be sutre, and~ ia little more1( apit to be for
gotten bly One unlacculstomled to thle p~ro
cess. I hlave hlarned to tell almflost ex
aictly w~henl it Is done by' the snalpping
sound1(. Theli gravy mlust nlot be turnled
over tihe mleait, which0l should( be sent
cr15isiad hot to the table.
In making platterns for east ironl, all
allowance ia alwayb made of about one
eighth of an1 11n01 per foot for the coni
tration of thle mietal ini cooling. And
it may be also requlisite that the pat.
ternla shloutld be slightly' bevelled, that
thley nuty' be di awn out om the sand
withlout I ajutring tile impression; for
tis purpose olie-sixteenth of an in10h
ill sIx 11nches is su1fie11en1t.
Dr. J. D. Cook,
of Cookavillo, IHoard County, Ga., writes:
Messrs. P. Neustaedter & Co.
Gentlemenl, 1 am happy to ftorm you t hat
Anaokeaie, Dr. 8. ilsboo's Pile reme'dy. met
wih my1 alprobationI. I have tried it in three
different oases, and4 it hlas not failed to relieve
them at 01100. yhlo patient that had it for two
years says lho thinks he is well, anld that ho
always expeta to keop a box on hand for fear
it mlliht COmIo baek againl; another case of
short dulretton usedonly three applicationlsand
says shne is outIroly well,. I s Liae best thing
I havoeover seen for Piles. I wdll use It ill my
practice when nleeded.
Yours obedIently,.
J. Jb. COOK, M. D.
"Anuakeis," D)r. Silsboo's External Ple 1Be
mody. Is soid by druggits everywhere. Price
*1 00 per box. Bamuples mailed f'ee to all suft
forers by P. Neustaedtor & Co., sole muanuifao
turers, ilox 39:10 New York.
Advice to Consumnptives.
Tile celeb~rated1 phlysleian, Dr. Paul
Momoyer, gives the following valuable
suggestions to persons suffering from
lunlg affections: "The patient must
with scrup iulouls consoClenltiousness in
sist upo)n1 breathlin g fresh, pure air, and
must remlemlber thaimt tile air of closed
rooms is alwvays more or less bad. * * *
No manl, however uncleanly, would
drink mudy, dirty water. A party
wich occul)es a room for hours,
breathing the same air, miight be comn
pared to a party or bathers drInking the
wvater in which they bats. 'The patient
must keel) tile winidow of his bedroom
.open. Night air is fresh air wIthout
daylighlt. Inl close, crowded rooms, the
patient suffering from lun~ complaints
breathlea consumptively.' By taking~
these5 precautions and using Dr. PIerce's
Golden Medical Discovery and Pleasant
Purgative Pellets, fully one half of tihe
cases of lung complaints would be cuired
In six mlonths. For cough and irrita
tion of tile lungs do0 not always Indicate
tihe presence or consumption, although
it may result in that disease, and if con
sulmption hass already become deeply
seated in thle system,thhs is the most ef
nielenlt course of treatment that can be
pursued outside of any instItution that
provides special facilities for the treat
menlt of thlIe disesse. Dr. Pierce's cele
brated InvalIds' Hotel is such an insti
tution. Bend stamp for descrIptive
patmphlet containing also a complete
treatise upon consum ptton, expl aining
Its causes, nature, and the best methos
of treating it, together with valuable
hints concerning diet, Clothing, exer
cise, etc., for consumptives. Address,
Faculty of Invalid.' and Tourist.'
ulttEfrali, N. V
MORTALiTY AMoNG BIES.-From the
severe and lon g-contlinued cold of the 0
past Winter. which confined the bees i
to the hives and to one portion of the a
hives, for long months together, and el
from numerous reports, I am persuaded C
that the past will add another to the C
list of disastrous Winters experienced
by American beekeepers; especially
will those suffer who are careless and i
ignorant, Those who did not extract
the uncapped lioney last Autumn. and
provide the requisite amount of good
food. will suffer loss from dysentery in i
their aplarles, which, if it has not kill- a
ed the bees outright, may so have weak- n
eued thein that only the best care cm
restore them to health and vigor.
Others gave the bees enough honey,
but left it so scattered, each frame con
taining only one or two pounds, that
the bees, confined to one part of the
hive by the cold, could not reach their ft
stores and so starved. By thus neglect
ing to concentrate the bees and honey,
by tke of division boards, American
aplarists have lost thousands of colonies
of bees diiring the past Winter. If the B:
bees, with suflIclent honey-thirty f|
pounds-had been confined to a cublo '
foot of space, or had thers been a break
in the severe cold, so that the cluster
of bees could have broken and re-form- .,
ed, the result would huve been different. sc
Bees kept in a good collar, In chair
hives, or well packed In straw or earth,
havesull'ered least. Andsuchifgivei Is
sfilIclent and proporly arranged stores, .'i
are in flne condition. Wiat to do? P,
Colonies suffering with dysentery, but
still active, should receive clean hives fi
and combs atonice. If stores are absent ul
or inaccessible in any of the hives, T
either feed or add combs contaluing C
honey instanter. All colonies should re
be confined to a limited por(ion of the "
hive, by use of the division board.
Strong colonies should have about 1700
cubic Inches; weak ones from half to
two-thirds as much. In changing or
handling the frames, caution is requir
ed not to separate combs containing C
broods. Great care should be taken to
cover warmly with quilt and cushion
during the cold (lays of Spring. Keep
colonies either In tile cellar or paicked
till flowers aid gatheiig are at hand,
and do not remove the packing until
the cold winds and nights of April are
past. Feed s)aringly till gathering
from flowers begins. Add empty combs
as fast as they are reqired for brood.
Those who have lost heavily nee not
sorrow as those having no hope. With
the comb and honey in the hives now
tenantless, colonies can be built up with
surprising rapiidity in May and June.
With these combs to aid and a good
season, careful apiarlsts can safely
quadruple their stocks if little or no
surplus honey is desired.
GAnDEN.-Tlmis should be the petL plot
of the iarui, as by proper care it may
be made the most profitable and pleas
ant, department of labor. Alter once
being properly prepared, It can be kept
enriched with the sink-slop- aind wash
water of the house, and it affords an
excellent school where boys may take
their first praotical lessons In soil etil
ture. In it may also be tried various
experiments, at little cost, tihe results
of which can be used to advantage u ponw
a large scale. If at all Inclined to VCt
ness, thoroughly underdrain It; then
make the soil so deep, rich, and mel
low, that plants will have nothing to do
but grow, when once started. If in an
exposed situation protect it with ai
hedge of Norway spruce or otfher shl
tering trees, or a close board rc'e,
especially on the north or on the west
or wlndlward side0. TIhe .south side of a
high fence is an excellent place for
early vegetables and is a partial substi- i2
tute for a hot-bed.
Ci'
Trm itu is no mainrc more fertilizing "
in its nature than that of the sheep,
and it does not so readily waste by ex
posure~ ats thait of' other animals. A
Germani agriculturist has calcuilatetd
that the dlropluigs fromn 1000 sh1eep)
during a single night wouild manure an
acre of' laud sulcienitly.
The flossing of stronig Norves
In recoverable, not by the use of mineral seda,
tivos, but b.e a recourse to effectual tonic treat. --
mont. Opiates and the like sho.uld only beQ
used as auiiariee, and then as sparingly as L~.
possible. Vigorous nerves are quiet ones, ,ind
the most diroct way to render thoem so is to re- -
iuforee toe vital energies. That sterling in
vi gorant, Hiostotter's Stomach flitters, will be
found all-suflicient for this purposo, since it
entIrely romoves impediments to thorough dl
gtonadassimilation of the food, so that
thsy isinsured its due amount of nourish
meat and consequontly of stamina. Rlheumnatie
tendencies and affections of the kidneys and
bladder are also counteracted by the Bitters,
whien is besides a plea ant medicinal stimu
lant, inhlnitely purer than the raw exoitants of
commerce, whioh react injuriously upon the
nor vou~s system.
Hivsken's'*1elter Qmtment Will cure every
form of Totter.
'Wormus. Wormis. Worms.
E. F. Kunkol's Worm Syrup never fails to
destroy Pin, Beat and titomnach WVorms. Dr.
Kunkel the only successful physician who re
moves Tape Worm in two hoursm, alive with
head, and no fee until removed. Common
sense teaches If Tape Worm can be removed
ail ether worms can be readily destroyed. Ad
vice at office and store, free, The doetor can
toll whether or not the patient has worms.
Thousands are dying dlaily, with worms, and
do net knew It. Fits, spasms, cramps, clhok
ing and suffocation, sallow complexion, cireles
around the eyes. swelling and paia in the
stomach, restless at night, grmnding of the
tooth, picking at the nose, cough, fever, itch
Ing at the seat, headache, foul breath, the pa
tient grows pale and thlin, tickling and irrita
tion in the anus-all thoe symptoms, and
more, come from worms. E. F. KUNKr~. a
Wonx BYRUP never falls to remove them.
Price, *1 per t ottle, or six bottles for *5.00.
(For Tape Worm write and consult the doctor.)
For all ethers, buy of your druggists the
Worm Syrup, and if he has it not, send to l)n.
E. F, Kusx.r,, 259 N. Nmnth St., Philadelphia,
Pa. Advice by mail, free ; send thrue-cont
stamp.
E. F. Kunkel's Bilfer Wine of Iron
Has never been known to fall in the cure of
weakness attended with symptoms of indispo
sition to exertIon, loss of memory, diffieulty in
breathing, weakness, horror of dIsease, weak,
nervous trembling, dreadful horror of death.
night sweats, oold feet,, weakness, dimness of
vision, langnor, universal lassmtude of the
muscular system. enormous appetite with dye
ptic symtoms, hot hande, flushing of the
dy, dryness of the skin, pallid countenmanee
and eruptions on the face, purifying the
blood, pain in the back, heaviness in the eye
lids, fiuont black spots flyIng before thej
eyes, with suffusion and less of sight. want of
attention, &o. Mold on y in *1.0o bottles, or
six bottles for *5,00. Ask for' E. F. Kunkel's
Bitter Wine of Iron. and take no other. Ask a
vour drugglst, and if ho has it not, send to
k'roprietor. E. F. Kunkel, No. 259 North Ninth
street, Philadelphia. Pas. Advice free; enclose
three-cent stamp,
I, You are -Dyspeptic Hoqftend's (erman
Bitter. will cure you.
Fon Prnrvrzs on the Pace, use IlleakeWl' Tee-'
er Ofntment, It never fails to remove them.r
0aneer can be Cnrei
By Dr. Bond's now dIscovery-a positive cure
for this dread malady-no knife. nocaustic, noc
n.D.Bond's success in treating Cancer
truly marvelous, Remedies sent to any part
of the world, with full directions for sucoeseful1
home treatment, Send as de aription of yeur
case, or any cancer sufferer you m ty know of.
Pamphlets and full direct one sent free. Ad- I
dress, Dr. II. T, Bond, Philad'a,, P.
I? YowR Uaer is Dlsordered Boqfand' G1ev. y
o "a Elttere will set'i arighit, s
KANTNER's Illustrated Book of Objoots
>r Ohildren, containing over 2000 engravings
I overy day objects,wili their namuosi-making
'o simplost, most agreeablo and effective
othod for the preliminary instruotion of
tildron. Prico in boards $1.00,oloth 1.50o.
Invassere wanted. Lee & Walker. 1113
lestnut Stroot. 1Iiladolubia
TF You Would Enjoy Good Health Take
?oj1and's German Billters.
This dreadful diaease, the doctors tell us, Is
the blood, and bolioving this to be true. we
vise evOrY sufferer to try Duraug's Rheu
latic Remedy. It in taken internally and
altively oures the worst case in the shortest
Me. 8ohM by every Druggist in town.
Ir TROUBLED with Constipation, takeLoof
d's German BlUers,
iEW MUSIC BOOKS.
THE GOSPEL OF JOY,
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GEMS OF ENGLISH SONG,
one of tho books of the nobis lomo MsinIcal fil
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go. 0 boards. 43.00 cloth.
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strumnseaa arrsigeno'ma. Il N. i~lj
40 Com plete, ir qjs:.IY god, at smano price.
he Musical Record & 1111"
iiti Wetskly 5hiasiis i'.sj r, i4'?.t' par year)dm
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The Old Reliable
STANDARD PUMP
For Wells 10 to 75 Foot Deep.
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ADDRESS
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4 MSARIHKET Street. PlaiInd.
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ORIGINAL. AND ONL.Y GENUINE
THRESHINGMACHINERY.
~HE lfatcless (Jrain-Saving. Tdmesaving,
Uion. Ilsond al or r ' tsI or, Perfect Cleanin
and for 8 ving ornin from Wastige.
S TEAM P'owe r Threulhera a Sp aelflty. Speelal
sizes of Separators made expresst~ for Steam Power.
OlUR UnrIvaled Steam Threaher Engines,
Wants, far beyond an othrmaoe or kind.ubl mpoe
IIE ENTIRE Threshing Expensesn (and often
Extinra oO1AV:D by those nproced sea inc obyth
R IAIN RaIsers will not submit to the ener.
anl otbor tstaneof woah ne potd on the dference.
~lart y,Rye, and lke (ans hut the O NL uce
edo i tequires noattachmens orrebu ildsg" to
ehange from orain to Reeds.
TN Thorough Worknmanshtip, Elegant Finish,
eur "Vsaroa" Thraese outita ate Inoomparale.
ARhELOU the Smi eji of Parts, using
Clean Wrk, wthnnoh i teings or B eaterna e. aae
ostTwe~lse se aa ttyles of u~ont
ed oese Powers to mateh.
OR Particulars, Call en our Dealers or
waite to us for inusstrated Ciroolar. which we mail free.
O 8 TE~ND 10R THU EW IIISTORI
Our Western Borders.
serlttewith fll acounn of Jon. George Bogeus
Sing eonS o of Red an Whte foes. Nolt
e ii orai olr utr P
1anjer rwer. gt r~ ula c. fr
S -Olhoaceat in the world--Importets
ces-i ar eat yo I e
redo continual y hterosng-Agents wanste every
haebes i dilcelte-eon' w~t tim-sndo
ARB TBU IEhE:
. IA5MDRTB 8 & SB. i 55 811TB St,
These answering an Adverflselnent will
enter a favor- upon the Advertiser Anti the
ublisher by stating that theysaw the adyers
mamna in thlsoalanna nmag th aper...
PERMANENT
INTERNATIONAL
EXHIBITION I
.r OPEN EVERT DAY. ,g
Admission 26 Cents. Children, 10 Cents.
5pe~id array of Exhibits In departments of $W
' co, rt. Education, Agriculture, Meohautas.
SElIAL BIU8ICAL ATTRACTIONS DAILt.
Also, the Largest
ROLLER SKATING KINK IN TIlE WORLD.
ropn etch PVerk.day from 9 A. A. to 122D., ant
froin 2 to 4.304 P. .,ad on Wednesday and 8Stui%
day evenings from 7'to 10.30 o'clock.
TiHE BUILDING IS IIVATRD.
Sisson's Tidy Fastener.
Velvet-all colors. A set free for I
quits p.,elago. Agents Wanted Hond
for Circular. L. . SSON & 0
233 IROADWAF. New York.
PIAN08 rlot' I00fa0ctorY
sIthuho k s scate tour .uare t-liiit ip.
rights In. Ainerica-12 , OU In use-J'iniiw
SOU A N.0% I'iiAuo CO.. 21 L,. 16th Atreo, K. Y.
HOXW T
SOAP FOR A C
SHAVE INTO SMALL
DOBBINS' EL
boll In thret, qimrts of water until tho soai
throtigh a sluvo notihii g ro.itin ; add to the so
brlikly for sveral inut to mix, and sot it awa
sudi while warm- a chenic I reaction will tako pit
or fifty punds Of nma inalent tin I white soft soa
many or tho adultorate I cotup:.ti called soa. i
would It inko for any other sonl, used the sime, tc
kuows that it tiunot bu iuine with any soap she has
FOR SALE BY
I. L. CRAGIN & COMPA
NOTE.-I. L. ORAGIN & CO., Phlladelphta, Pa.
to try.--ho will writ - for it, and enclose
l:ls-eti sioasp. 8IND AT ONOE.
T1
PHILADELPI
THE CHEAPES'I
DAILY INDEPEND
IN TiE JNI
iTl, PUBli
FULL REPORT OF ASS(
iT PU.
Complete and Accrm
ITS GENERAL .NEWS AND ENT
I' A VALUABLE PAPE
Pr'ice, $8 a 'Fear,
Sent on trial One I
PRESENT CIRCULATION C
SPECIMEN COPIECS SENTI
__ THE RJ
ADVERTI
Inserted in ANY OR ALL of the
tory for ONE TIME, or fc
positions, which are ca
LOWE'ST PRIO]
S. M. PETTEI
at either of I
New Yorkz, .Phila<
EST IMA T
For Advertisers without obarge, fo
TION, of Newspapers, or f<
ANY City, Town,
Advertisemnts in the IBest l'esh
70'. Chaeautzru.tSi
U nparalielec
The Mail Department:
has necessitated an
Interior of the large rol
to executing orders r,
THE LARGEST DRY 001
Though you live a
Silks, Philadelphia, you can
Dress Depot an entire outfil
Goods, .in Dry Goods, etc., tt
Shawls, and an absolute oerte
Hosiery, attention that is paid
Underwaar, the establishment in
ephyrs,
Fringes, . Precision, Prompt
Ribons combined with the h
'ibos the slightest wishes 01
Notions, a now almost faultiei
Cloths,' the Grand Depot only
Depqrtment of Its kin,
THIRTEENTH ST., CHEE
Send a Penny Pc
wthat is desired, and 1
receive, postage paid
est sty les of Goods,
lowest city, prices b
aibout ordering,
HOPBITTERS.
(A Medielue, not.a Drink.)
CONTAsls
]OP$# AU0IlU, MANDRAKf,
DANDELION,
Ax Ur aPrAnav BAST MSiAr Q r
Or Ar.L arnu BITTs.
U Diseases of the Stomach, Bowels, Blood, Liver
duey, and Urinary Organs, Nervousness, Al"ep
esenes and especially Female complalata.
$1000 IN GOLD.
be paid for a case theywlil not cure or help. o
or anything impure or injurious found in them.
Ask your druggist for Hop Bitters and try
ore you sleep. Take no other.
Coven 0u= Is the sweetest, rest and b
Ask Chidren
a lea' P~v for Stomnach, Livesr V.0 Kidneu
SUPenl to all other. Ask Druggists.
S1. 0. fi an absolute and Irresistibl e ,
runkene&se5 of opiumn, tobacco w
Send for circular.
Asbovesoldby dres*ta.- 1h0p DIuese Mps.. ltecheS.e,N.Y
104
0 MAKE
ENT A POUND!
PIECES FIVE BAlS OF
ECTRIC SOAP'
is thoroughly dissolvel, so that upon straihing
tution of -sauls" throu gallons of cold watert stir
y to cool. Though It will look like nothing but soap.
coo, and In twonty-four hours ilue will develop forty
;. costing loss than one cent a pound, and as good as
md sold at seven to ton cents per pound. How lon
becono anything but "-onp suds P" Any housnwifo
vorused. See fit Intwn bod-me with Dobbtni' is sstric.
ALL CROCERS.
PIIIADEE.PlUIA.
iYs NEW YORKIL aist nOUTON.
have promie d to send to uny of our readers free,
to entats to pay the pustuge. a sample of Dobbins'
IE
hA RECORD.
'AN 1) LARGEST
ENT NEWSPAPER
TED STATES.
,ISH ES A
)CIATED PRESS NEWS.
tLISHES
ate Market Reports.
S'RPRISING SPECIALTIES MAKB
R FOR ANY LOCALITY.
Konth for 25 Cents.
VER 48,000 COPIES DAILY.'
FREE TO ANY ADDRESS.
ECORD, Philadelphia.
SEM ENTS
Newspapers named in their Direo
r ONE YEAR, in the best
refully watched, at the
CS, on application to
MCDLL & 00s,
heir offices in
ES MADE
r insertion in a COIIE f~ELEO.
>r the BEST Newspapers in
County or Section.
LIOns, at Very Retasonable Rates.
NGILL & CO.
i Success of
for Samples & Supplies
uring the past season,
entire refitting of the f
m devoted exclusively __
seelved by mall.
)S & OUTFITTiNG HOUSE.
Thousand Miles from
purchase at the Grand Lde
or the smallest article -Suits,
'th 'the greatest ease,. Men's
inty of the same exact Clothing,
to customers who visit Shees,
person. H*ats,
mese and Experience, Muslin.,
Ighest regard for even -Salnr
those who order, and slewr
is system, peculiar to'
m~ke this the Model China, etc.
d in Amerioa.
NT TO MARKET STS.
stat Card, specifying
>y return mail you will
samples of the new
with the widths and
asides full partioulars
from the Honorable Thrlow Week
?NDORSING DR. RADWAY'S It. I. REMEDJI E
AnTIs UsliG THlM FOr E5MAL, VIM.
Nzw Toax, Jan. 4, 1857.
DIAR SIiLlHaving for several years used your
medicines, doubtingly at firstr but after expOrt.
en0in their eficacy, With full confidence, It iv
no les a pleasure than a duty to the UjfUllY
aknowledge the advantage we have hIrivel
from thMin. The pills are resorted to as often
as oqcaslon requires, and always with the de
sired effeot,. TIhe Ready Relief c'annot be bet
ter described than it IH by its namo. We appy
tbo liniment frequently and frcely. aimob n
fariably flnding the promised "Re lif."
Dig. AD . HURLOW WEED.
R. R. R.
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
CURES THE WORST PAINS
In from One to 20 M11intuteis,
NOT ONE nOUR
after reading this advertisement need any one
SUFFER WITH PAIN.
Badway's Iteady Releir to a.Cure for
EVERY PAIN. It was the first and [a
The Only Pailn Remedy
hat instantl stops the most excruciating
pains. aiays I nilammations and ures Conges.
,tons, whether of the Lungs, dtimaci, lo .% el.
)r other glands or organs, by one npplication.
IN FROM ONE TO TWENTY MINUTES,
o matter how violent or excruciating the plin.
'.he RHEUMATIC, Bed-ridden, Infirm, Cr1 ppled,
lcre ous Neuralgic, or prostrated witit aisease
D1aY suter,
RADWAY'S READY RELIEF
WILL AFFORD INSTJ NT EASE.
LNFLAMMATIO14 OF Th E B IDNEYS
INFLNFIATlO! Ott TI I BLADDEIl,
INFLAMMATION 01F THll, IOWALS
CONOEil'lcN QF T119 LUJNGS,
50RE THROAT Dlt1"IUF L i hATHIIING,
I ALPrrAT1,01 UP~ TIEIHUART,
ElYSTERICS, CROUP. DIPITI iIA
CA'rA ItU, INh~UENZA.
IBADAUHE, TOOTH ACHE
NEIJIALGIA, RU1KUHATISM,
DOLD CHILLS, AGUE 01I,, E T
CHILBLAINS andFROST-IlTB'.
'he application of the Ree dy Rellef to the
part or parts where the pain or dfiliculty exists
will afford ease and comfort.
Thirty to sixty drops in half a tumbler of
Prater will In a few moments cure Cramnp%
Rpasns. our Stomach, Heartburn, Slok Head
Icho: Diarrhea Dysentery, ullo, Wind in the
Bowels, and al'Intornal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of
Radway's Ready Relief with them. A fewv
irop: in Water wil prevent sickness or palmS
Irom change of water, It Is bettor than FV~nob
Brandy or Bitters as a stimulant.
FEVER and AGUE.
Fever and Aguo cured for Fifty Cents. There
is not a remedial agent In the world that wvill
pre Fever and Ague, and all other Molarlous,
Bilious, Scarlet, Typhold Yellow and other
VO'eveS (aitted byv1adway's Pills) so quick as
MADWAY'S REibY RELIEF. 50 eta. a botte.
Dr. Radway's
rorilan RoWlvet
fME GREAT BLOOD PUIRIFIER,
FOR THE CURE OF CHRONIC DISEASE,
SCROFULA OR SYPHILITIC, HEREDITARY 011
CONTAGIOUS,
be it seated in the Lungs or Stomach, Skin or
Boneo, Flesh or Nerves, corruptin the
Holids and vitiating the luids,
ChronIo RheumatIsm, Borofula, Glandular
eilin g. H acking Dy Cot gh,0 Cncerous Al e
Whit Swelig 'umors Ulcers, Skin 'ad ii p
Dice'u, Feae Conip, intip Gou, 'Dropsy
Liver Complaint, &c.
Not only does the Sarsaparillian Rtesolvent
exce.u 'a'l"l re'ia age 'sIn ecue"fC* rnic
but it is the only positive cure for
Kidney & Bladder Complaints,
Uriuary and Womb Diseases, Gravel, Bliabetes
UrineBrlghs Jlsense, Aiuml:icui aned in ai
water is tik c loudy, ixed wih sult t: te~
tiike the white of an egg, ortreads like whito
ea: d white bone- dust depiosits an whe
pin w atr, ank pg bn the1 smal of the b
md along the loins.
Bold by druggli4s. PRICE ONE DOLLAR.
OVauIAN TUnoR
)F TEN YEARS' GROWTH CURED BY DR
lRADWAY'S REMEDIES,
Dr, RADWAY & 00,82 Warren Street,
NEW YORK,
' DR RAD WAY'S
Regulating Pills,
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
lum h eadwa's lill uryh urT of i
orers of the Stomach, Lii or, Bowels Kid
eysJladde, Nervous Diseases, IH.adiache,
in. D1 t as lener n nation of the
er aI isera .Warrante to eect a pos~v
ury. 'urery Veele, Econtaining ino aner
ng fom das dor ofth Digestive Organs:lt
Consttpation, Inward Ples, Fullness of the
ausca, Ieart bur, Disgus of Foo Fuiine
rn Weight in the Stomaola, Sour Eruotlons, Sink
Sngs or Fi eg Hn dthe I't of the Stonmacli
reathing Flutteringr at tue Hleart Choking of
unloating Sensations when in a lying postiure'
)ots or Wob before the 81hFever and Del
ain in Head, Defloeny oI crpIraton, Yei
awness of Skin and' loePain in the Side,
ibs and tudden Fluses of Heal., Burning ill
A few doses of RAfIWAY'8 PILLS will free
be system from all of the above named disord
ra, Price 96 eents per box. 8016 by Druggista
Road " False and True,"
1Wen 1Stret New York, Y&06.N
Information worth thousands will bo ment yoti,
DR. M. W. CASE'S
Liver Remedy
BLOOBPUIIER
Is TOnie Cor&lIat Anti-Blit .
Fva anS o u VUJ,
Yoa w on-~
O
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104 eae'aiii ~eso j'~iulm01.