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MILLAR WATT Yes* —but why don't YOU WAIT FOR THE NEXT WAR 9 The Curse of Progress MOUMR LADV, VOOR MOTHER INFORMS ME THAT SHE FOUMD THIS UP-STICK ANO ROUGE LVIMG ON MOUR DRESSCR” WHACT HAVE VOU TO SAV FOR VOORSELF// ... wC%%%%v.v»v. mmmm Walking Liver Johnny, who had been to the cir cus, was telling his teacher about the wonderful things he had seen. “An’, teacher,” he cried, “they had one big animal they called the hiphip.” “Hippopotamus, dear,” prompted the teacher. “I can’t Just say its name,” ex claimed Johnny, “but it looks just like 9,000 pounds of liver.” Doable Doty The chief of police of Dinksville was also Dinksville’s veterinary sur geon. An agitated woman called up his home. “Do you want my husband in his capacity of veterinary or chief of police?” asked the chiefs wife. “Both,” came the reply. “We can’t get a bulldog to open his mouth —there’s a burglar in it” His Torn to Gi Teacher—Are there any questions before we start to recite? Student—Yes, sir! What’s the lesson? WRAPPER FOR WARMTH By GLUYAS WILLIAMS *»«$ OS AMD RCACHES Toft FftAma much mother w* ibiD him to Pur oh When ftnw H6W BEDIM 1HEMOW MTHW TEN MiHirfES SWKWfc OUT ARM-HOLES, ISViH* lb TlNP HiS WAV M StWlDS OP lb rf AMD MTTEIL CoMSttCRABU TIME b£T4 OWE ARM SORTED iN DtSCOVCftS 1HM tfc WD0U.V Kt HAS fAlLEM OUT Of BED N in MSHf AMD WhitiCS Ml CukCMb DOS, Of AND DOWN AMp-fWCMtV MINUTES jH» fiife rtsrpfit tmauV on 6ESIHS ACTWI puw.wwwr N01 COVEPlMC MUCH Of HIM ffcm HIS ARMS fC«rrri«ki. >*>»• If Tbe Boll ty»4icsto. Im.) Interpreters of the Mode 11 mi GO LONG as you Sew* Your-Own, Milady, just so long will Yours Truly strive to interpret the mode for you. Today the trio brings you frocks for every size (from four years to size 52) for almost any occasion. Each has been designed to bring you the ultimate in style in its par ticular class and all claim a new high in simplicity and comfort. Ultra-Smart Dress. It’s nice to know you’re easy to look at even if the occasion is only another breakfast session. That’s why the ultra-smart dress at the left is so handy to have. Note the clever detail all the way through even to the inverted skirt pleat. See how beautifully the sleeves set-in—you just know at a glance, how simple it is to put to gether. Cotton, of course, is the material. Typical of Youth. The surest way to be a big little- body is to wear dresses that are as expertly planned as the grown ups’. The little number above, center, has the smart styling of a sub-deb’s frock. It is typical of youth’s freshness and activity, and is one model that gets little girls’ complete endorsement. It is the number one dress for the number one sweetheart in any body’s family. An Orchid to You. Do you think of a charming sorority tea with lots of atmos phere and plenty of style when you look at the handsome new two-piecer above, right? Would you like it made in one color and material, or, perhaps with a top per in gold lame or satin com bined with a skirt of a rich dull fabric? Why not make it your self to suit your own fancy and step into a swell little world of glamour crowded with fans and fun and festivity? Pattern 1401 is designed for sizes 36 to 52. Size 38 requires 4% yards of 35-inch material. Pattern 1366 is designed for sizes 6, 8, 10, 12, and 14 years. Size 8 requires 2% yards of 30- .Ask Me .Another A A General Quin MMM 1. What is the origin of the acre? 2. What la the difference be tween a Zeppelin and a dirigible? 3. What queen of a foreign coun try married an American citizen? 4. What is the length of the Great WaU of China? 5. What is the shortest verse in the Bible? 6. Have ships ever sailed through a northwest passage above Canada? 7. How large a navy has the Irish Free State? 8. Who is the best-known wom an inventor? Answers 1. Originally it was the area a yoke of oxen could plow in a day. 2. A dirigible is any aircraft lift ed by gas which may be guided and propelled by mechanical means. A Zeppelin is a rigid dirigible of the type invented by Count von Zeppelin. 3. Queen Liliuokalani of Hawaii married John O. Dominis, a na tive of Boston. 4. The length of the Great Wall of China, including all spurs and loops, is estimated at 2,500 miles. 5. “Jesus wept,” John 11:35. 6. Two ships recently met in Bellot strait, one from the east and one from the west, thus ef fecting intercommunication, which has been the object of navigator* for four hundred years. 7. It has no navy. The name of this country has lately been changed by act of parliament to Eire, pronounced Air uh. 8. Miss Beulah Louise Henry of North Carolina is the moat prolific inventor, with 52 patents regia* tared. 1 inch material, plus 1% yards of machine-made pleating to trim, as pictured. Pattern 1398 is designed for sizes 32 to 44. Size 34 requires 1% yards of 39-inch material for tbs blouse, 1% yards of 54-inch mate rial for the skirt. Send your order to The Sewing Circle Pattern Dept., Room 1020, 211 W. Wacker Drive, Chicago, IB. Price of patterns, 15 sent* (in coins) each. Send 15 cents for the Barbara Bell Fall and Winter Pattern Book. Make yourself attractive, practL cal and becoming clothes, select ing designs from the Barbara Ball well-planned, easy-to-make pat terns. e Bell Syndicate.—WlfU Service. *Tls Said Arithmetic Is a Science of Troth “Figures can’t lia,” said professor earnestly. “For tha in stance, if one can build a house in twelve days, twelve men can build it in one.” “Yes,” interrupted a quick brained student “Then 288. wil build it in one hour, 17,280 ii one minute, and 1,036,800 in om second. And I don’t believe the] could lay one brick in that time.’ While the professor was ftU gasping, the smart on* went on: “Again, if one ship can crosi tha Atlantic in six days, six shipi can cross it in one day. I don’ believe that either; so whera'i the truth in arithmetic?” RELIEF mi | DROP |u treatseitJ PE METRO INOSE DROPS) ■ CONTAIN CPHCDRINC ■ Bold Secrets The truly wise man should hai no keeper of his secret but biz sell—Guizot Lazy, bored, grouchy Yon m«7 fed thU way < as a result of csostipedsa Constipation la an enemy of pleas ure. It dulls your enjoyment it tha best entertainment and tha best friends. To neglect constipation a to In vite serious trouble. For your health sake, take Black-Draught at tha first sign of constipation. You’ll soon feel better. HereY a laxative that Is purely vegetable, prompt, reUabl* BLACK-DRAUGHT A GOOD LAXATIYB Lava of Fame The love of fame a tha last weakness which even the sign.—Tacitus. OR SPREAD ON ROOST COMPARE BaMS sNw see. 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