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om! You're back! WERE YxJ WORRISP AEOUT YxiR .WALLET f I l=OUND »T OKi TME ^ bureau after ( (o^/ V Y<PU’P 60ME—• Scraps. o/ tun /■ TIMELY TEXT Face Scream wal—wmv nctt— Hfex WUT. ©UYinJ* that beauty creaka -r'iMPRcWE i , BOJT lT< YCR FACE— -That shows HOW UTTIE YET. know IT IS TisT «H|H[ COMPLEXIOI4, T'CLEAR UP IT T whqt's ME COMPLEXlOW J ^ ’ MATTHBR HOW/ ^ WIT ‘T? Yez woulph’T KKloW —»BUT Ol Oi GiT IT Ye z. GoT WAkJ OF THIM INFERIORITY COMPLEXIONS/ NO DOUBT 7 SICK l^NERAMCE Before btgli.nin* his .sermon on« Sunday morning, * minister Mid that he was s rry to have to com plain about the offertories. He felt bound, however, to make a, protest and an appeal. “In last Sunday’s collection,” be aald. “there were no fewer thftB gli buttons, I hope such a thing will not occur gain.” Then, turning to the Bible, he an nounced the text: “Rend your hearts, and not your garments.”- Montrenl Gazette. 1 n i u ff arable Mrs. Longwed—Do you mean to say your husband never does any' thing to Justify a burst of tears or fit of hysterics? Mrs. Justwed—No, Indeed, e’s kindness itself. Mrs. Longwed—Why, the mean thing!—Brooklyn Eagle, Her A lovely glrL •wer - red hair entered the car and sat^own beside a youth. Youth (edging away)—I must not get too close or I shall catch fire.. Gi r l_X>on’t be alarmed; green wood never catches fire. BOBBY THATCHER- The Fugitive IOFESSOR tplTTlgOWg^ removal. FROM THE VILLAGE oa»l. 8-nRRBO a furor Ik! the VILLAGE AMD me IS NOW BBsAHDSD AS A Fuerrivs from JLISTiOS ••••• "Tv B SOEMTisr WA|& BORNE TO COTPONMOUTV COVE BV The GAHG6T6RS Amo 'S NOW SUFFERING FROM FRlCMT AMO SMOOl^ ••••• LU, OH, NONB OF "THE 30VS HERB AT THE COVE OR1HK MICK SOT I'll, she WE CAM DO -JlLsr WHA*Y ABOUr By GEORGE STORM A COW I YE S, A COW * VVAHT YOU AMO &Q ’^T_7® TAKE “THE FIAT COAT C AMD CO oysR _ BORROW OHE OOTA THE^ DUTCHMAN S I PA3TUR3 Can’t Be Done Conceited Actoi^—People will gaze at my next picture with open mouths. Always Belittlin’—Yes. It’s pretty bard to PARTICULARS, PLEASE -v STV1ATTER POP—When Expectation* Fail By C M. PAYNE +| ET, MANW? wOuL^Vou Livf'n. TRT-lfeAlZ EU‘f?oT > E_ Comiki6 ini om T44i3 gAovt wavc 6eT wouuD ■x * Come. Ye«. maw Mt-r Yf.'K '"PcfP wii*r4 T*fA '^RoTaToo oA, 4e. 3>l SAT'D© imTED MAW (C The Bell Syndicate. •*She Is a very smart woman.’* “High brow or low-neck apecles?" What Intereata Him Hiker—How far is it to Washlng- - con ? Farmer—Wtll, it's about 00 miles as the crow (lies. Hik**r—Well, but how far is It If IHe crow hi* to B’iiik and carry a pack with him? Real Grievance “My husband is mean; lie's taken all the casli out of baby’s money box." “Shameful!” “Yes, and Just when there was nearly enough for the new hat I vanted.”—Stray Stories. “KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” One Way Of Telling PAPOOM1 COMC QUICK, MADAME - SR - I tvmmk vour mv»3Amd is MAVIISW A PIT *• m ' t MS'S UVIM* OY THE DOOR CQOAMUMO, WITH A e*e BOX AND A PIECE OP PAPER CLUTCHED MSI HIS HANS M'AMJ! BUHL O ® The Aitodatcd Ncwtpepert ycssift' C.o.0 Along the Concrete wm Out Pet Peeve j# fi'M. mm tais isA’swEa a^l |H THE & r SSSL W. F VJ OH.Twe r/No ^ ..•V.'f'vX. I Ai’cing Cne Instructor — Who Invented tho itoara tngine? Student—Don’t you know that! Why, any fooi can tell your * Instructor—That’s why I asked you. That’* Different Doctor—Sit d >wn, sonny, • you have shown good limners long enough. Small Boy—It ain’t g.;od manners doctor; it’s a boll.^Pnthflnder. The Truth Come* Out Beryl—George has always be- haved like a perfect gentleman whenever I’ve been with him. MubrI—Yes, I found him a bit dull, too.—Montreal Star. Reasonable Tramp—All I ask is to be given work in my line. But I must be pro vided with the proper equipment. Citizen—What Is your trade? Tramp—I’m a capitalist.