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A . t THURSDAY, FEBRUARY M, IftM. I ery now and then, it takes - 14 1 ters, plow stocks, ingrowing’ toe nails. There ain’t any nigger in the wood with his Ittiigs at Camp Lee. None Nobody’s Business By Gee McGee. Topics of the Day. We read in the paper where a farmer in Horry County, S. C., had grown a potato that was the exact* counterpart of a man. It had a head and a body and feet and legs and eyes and nose and other manful ap purtenances thereto. Its head was plumb full of sap. In some parts of South Carolina that potato could run for the legislature and head the ticket. minutes. (4) The girls all call me 1 fcrayer meetings, automobile “sweetie,” the old women point me lights, home-grown honey, bald heads, a nice office on a big salary, out as “that fool,” my wife calls me | bone-heads, (but they will leave that “Geebus,” but the bank “calls” me off; it will fetch too many of them Gee McGee, and I answer to that, into the tax area), hay rakes, fishing tail pile either; he's a white gentleman in of the boys went across, but Uncle Sam is coming across all right. But nearly all of the other boys who re- Solid as a Rock. ceive compensation deserve it and Uncle Joe says that the man who is* in favor of the return of open saloons and ^legalized sale of booze without restriction is the same man who would welcome legalized 7-year itch, galloping consumption, public distribution of snakes and mad dogs, poverty, crime and other types of mental and physical degeneration. Uncle Joe quit drinking in 19 and 24. Cedartown, Ga., Feb. 1, 1930. Dear Gee McGee: Please answer the following ques tion for a constant reader of NO- >BODY’S BUSINESS: (1) Are you manied? (2) Is “mike Clark, rfd” a fictitious character? (3) HOw long does it take you to write an article? (4) What is your real name and age and do you like or dislike short skirts. ? Your friend, Elva C. K. Anderson, S. C., Feb. 4, 1930. Dear Elva Seeky: Answering your interrogations: (1) Yes, very much; 2 offsprings. (2) “mike (?lark, rfd” is not & fictitious character but is a suspicious character. (3) At home where the family picks at me during the ordeal, it takes 12 minutes, at the office where the stenographer puts her feet on my desk and the telephone rings every 3 minutes and customers “break” in A pertified dummy was found out more - My age is between 16 and 143, and I j worms, young wasps that might be i n Colorado the other day and has # • • • do not like the present style of skirtf J used for bait, old maids, possums, bird ‘ been sent to Washington. He is the Sbci&l and Personal —as they are still entirely too long to; seed, spinach, tad-poles and monkey first one to go there without being glands. , C. G. Hartman. Mrs. Mary E. Wilson, of announces the engagement of her daughter, Mary White, to Martin M. Player, of Mayesville, the wedding to * take place the latter part of this jnonth. suit me. Are you married ? If not, drop me a line again.- Yours devotedly, Gee McGee. Cotton Letter. Something will probably be done for agriculture by some legislatures. We understand that Georgia hopes to New* from Willis tem elected. His brains had become solid bone. That sounds about right for an office-holder. His stummick was dis- Williston, Feb. 15. Mr. and Mrs. tented and it too had become an in- *** * >orter an d Mr. and Mrs. W. R. tegral part of the - petrified object. ^ avis via i te d Mr. S. T. Harvin at the teach her farmers how to use rabbit He will rest in the Smithsonian in- baptist hospital in Columbia Friday, tobacco instead of that high-priced stitute, however. That is apparently Mr .and Mrs. Monroe Dickson, of Ta m _ •it jb > # t 1 -u- TT L i. x^ ^ 1 _ — s 1 — A 41 onto aarov*** aimnlr New York, Feb. 7.—Hedges and southern selling and farm relief fore- Browns Mule, Tennessee will furnish unfair. He ought to be placed in the Atlanta, were wcpV end guests of Mr. ed the straddlers to cover when it was i radio programs free to tell ’em how to reported that consumption for Janu- j grow poke sallet, Florida will ap- ary was 10 per cent less than flu for point agents to teach the citrus grow- December. The tariff and Hoover’s | ers the difference between a red a-‘t prospeiity bull had very little influ-land a fruit fly, North Carolina plans House along with the other represen- an d Mrs. J. A. McCue. tatives—of the “deer peepul.” Drive to the Right. We had our Community Chest drive Mrs. Hallie Kitchings, of Houston, Mass., is the guest of Mrs. J. L. Boyls- ton. C. G. Hartman, of Tennessee, is a Women Suffering Bladder Irritation < If functional Bladder Irritation disturbs your sleep, or causes Burn ing or Itching Sensation, Backache, Leg Pains, or muscular aches, mak ing you feel tired, depreees ‘ discouraged, why not try the 48 Hour Test? Don't give up. Get Cystex today at any drug store. Put It to the test See for yourself hear quickly It works. Money back if It doesn't bring quick improvement, and satisfy you completely. Try Cystex today. Only 60c. . For Sale by Deason’s Drug Store m ence on spots, but Borah continues a to import Chinese goobers for plant- the other day. The firm I am asso- visitor of Miss Inez Hair here this rank prohibitionist, therefore, we look | ing as they make less noise when be- dated with offered the “drivers” $3,- week. for lower prices in cotton and higher, ing eaten in a talkie or during family 450.OO worth of open accounts or Misses Edna Johnson and Jackson, prices for guano, Which will be sold , worship. Other States will for cash only. We advtsj? shelter help in a similar manner, skirts and longer hours, ^ - likely The States will all continue to sell real estate for taxes and let it grow up in pines, sassafras sprouts and broom sedge. There ain’t no telling what sassafras and broom sedge might be We Look for Appropriate Appropriations. We believe that 19 and 30 is going to be a big year for legislatures. Some States have already called their worth 50 years from today. Only “servants” to colors while other States. about 25 per cent of the folks of the are making preparations for doing j country seem to be out of employ- the same thing. You have to hand it ment, but that condition is due pri- to the legislators as a whole. Nearly marily to Wall Street’s lamb-shearing; all of them can read and write, some however, many sections will build high of them studied law, many of them ways if they can borrow the money can plow‘and hoe, and there are still and this will put about one-tenth of $3.75 in cash. They took the cash. Laura and Lewis Smith were guests I am especially interested in the Sal- of Mrs. Gary Lott recently. vation Army’s welfare because—the way things are now looking, I will soon be taking my means and rooming with them, and I am likewise concern ed about the success of the T. B. fund, as my Uncle Joe has it and I Mr. and Mrs. P. M. Hair and daugh ters, Misses Inez and Blanche, accom panied by C. G. Hartman, spent Tues day in Augusta, shopping. Miss Cornelia Coggin, of Healing Springs, was the week-end guest of others that can play a Addle. 1 per cent of the idlers to work. Y?s, sir, you will hear from your law makers when you pay your taxes next fall. Hunting other things to tax is go ing to be the main job of our law makers. Practically everything now is taxed except bow-legs, gum boils, Something the Farmers Never squeaky joints and pug noses. Mil- § ee ^ Before, lions upon millions of dollars.must be co tt on see( j oil mills can do raised during the current year for m j rac i es> They are buying inferior >uhool- and reads and bridgtfL^and or i ow g ra( i e cotton seed from the grafters and loafers and colleges and f armers a t about one-half their actual dead beats and shysters and asylums va | ue> an( j are imaging therefrom A-l and jails and tit-suckers generally. We respectfully suggest the fol lowing articles and items that might be taxed: Hen eggs, indolent roos- mcal, superior hulls, first grade com pound lard, and extra fine linters. am endorsing one of his notes. We Miss Celestia Purvis, went over the top all right, counting Mr. and Mrs. P. M. Hair and family checks at 50 cents on the dollar, and and C. G. Hartman visited Saluda installment promises as usual, and Dam Sundayv afternoon. all we need now is the money men tioned on the pledges. Ouch, Doc, That Hurts. Uncle Joe’s family is right lucky with the government when it comes to staying on the pay-roll because of physical damages sustained during World War. Sammie got stung by a yellow jacket while in the service in Georgia and he pulls down $60.00 per month. Bill had a skirmish mule in Virginia and he HippS some pnd gets a monthly check for $40.00. Joe ain’t able to jyetfk much except at golf, bird huatfng, baseball playing ansofopHC and he receives $50.00 per h. He let something get wrong Mrs. Julia Simpson, of Williamston, who has been the guest of her uncle, G. C. Matthews, for several weeks, will return home this week. Mr. and Mrs. James A. Je and son were guests Wednesday of Mr. and Mrs. J. A. I^attmer, of Col umbia, Mr., and Mr£ J. V. Porter attended a picture »how in Augusta Saturday everting. J. L. Boylston visited his daughter, Mrs. Jasper Bolen, in Winnsboro Wednesday. ^ Martin M. Player, of Mayesville, is the guest of Q. A. Kennedy, Jr. P. M. Hair entertained with a fish supper Tuesday evening in honor of MONEY TO LOAN Loans made same day application received. No Red Tape HARLEY & BLATT. Attorneys-at-Law BamwelL S. C. t. a j. a .LI8 ENGINEERING CO. Land Surveying a Specialty. LymShuret 8. G ADVERTISE IN The People* SentmeL Mma*^** RsajaaHa/~*w ^ >... a. SUMMER WRAP OF SHEER VELVET PROVES A GENERAL FAVORITE -v- JSE'&fecv i $ Set 1 ImH S ttSMrgBBl ,//• 1 V v*j 183° 1930 . ImM If ■%i 1 ; ^*AAMMaaAw ussxi m >. || i 1 & m v 77* lb N % C OME summer, come winter, come autumn or spring, transparent velvet continues to wield Its magic spell o’er the world of fashion. It seems the more we say about these exquisitely sheer velvets which are casting their glamorous beauty throughout the realm of dress, the more we wont to say. One of the most enticing themes which has to do with the shimmering, colorful ^finger-ring velvets. Is that of the summer wrap. Summer evening fashions lay particular stress on a re lation between the gown and the wrap pertaining to color. The Idea works out moat attractively when a color al liance la formed between a sheer vel vet wrap and a dainty chiffon frock. The point Is carried most effectively when Ihe darker shade is used for the wrap, such at a porcelain nlue dress topped with a sapphire blue velvet cape or coat, a brown wrap with a beige frock, a dregs of wine velvet over peach chiffon. The very charming rose-colored sheer velvet wrap in which Laura La >P^inru, famed In duemaland for her blond beauty. Is posing for this picture, how revealing It Is of Important fasti- Jon trends. Its first Item of style Is the fact of it being a scant ibree quar- ter length. Most of the really smart coats are quite short like this one. This lovely velvet mantle suggests that it takes two to glorify the modern wrap, the maker and the wearer, for certainly the artistic manner with which Miss La Plante enfolds her dainty form In its supple (olds adds to Its plcturesqneness. The soft bow on this wrap Is also significant for fantastic, cleverly raanlpnL.ted bows of self-fabric are a flattering feature In the smartest summertime fanciful wraps. In the picture, the* tfown over which this lovely wrap is so gracefully posed, la of the same dainty velvet as the wrap with which It Is worn. Sheer summery , velvet ensembles, such as this, serve delightfully for cool-teiu- perature evenings. However, the part the coat plays as a separate wrap for midsummer days with fluff ery frocks Is no less distinctive No flowered chif fon dress Is complete without a sleek, handsomely colorful velvet wrap to go with it. A further use of gay velvet wraps Is slated for autumn days. In that they will be worn with plaited skirt of the same velvet, over contrasting blouses of metsi doth, lace and the like JULIA BOTTOM LEI; - (Q. ItSI. WwUro Newspeper Unios.) 77L Storehouse of Jiistory O RGANIZED 100 years ago in Petersburg, Virginia, a city rich in historic interest and destined to play a deciding part in events of future years, the Petersburg Railroad was the worthy pioneer of that notable group of rail roads, serving the famed doastal plains of the Southeast, that were brought together to form the Atlantic Coast Line Railroad Company. No part of America has more of historic interest than the sections served by the Coast Line. Here is a land that "fairly recks with history”. Gentlemen of France, Grandees of Spain; Lords and adventurers of Merrie England; pirates and buccaneers; Indian fighters, baronial planters, noted statesmen; the persistent, will-p’-the-wisp forces of Sumter and Marion; the ragged, h\ingry, undaunted armies of the Confederacy. All these have lived and loved and fought and died and left their imprint here. In this section the first English colonies in America were started; France and Spain made futile bids for this great empire. . >, ^ Here are dries and towns that date back to * the dawn of our country's history. Many have known the hardships of occupation by hostile armies. Hardly a cross-roads hamlet but has wit' nessed stirring and important events, or has sent its sons to play leading parts in the affairs of their times. Here the tyranny of George the Third first met with outspoken and organized resistance. Here scores of bloody battles have been fought. These shores have been pillaged by Blackbeard and Gasparilla and other pirates of their day. Into these ports swift blockade runners came, daring the fire of Union fleets, to bring food and munitions to Lee's tattefed forces. Richmond, Norfolk, Petersburg, Newbern, Wilmington, Fayetteville, Augusta, Columbia, Charleston, Savannah, Brunswick, Montgomery, St. Augustine, Ij'ampa, Bradenton. Each name brings up pictures of the stirring events that ail of theie have seen. And there tie scores of other places where much history has been made. Not the least important event of an eventful century has been the welding of mrire than 100 railroads into the Atlantic Coast line System, serving the six southeastern states and making a reality of that "Great Highway of the Union” which the founders of the Petersburg Railroad envisaged one hundred years ago. The Standard Railroad of th {This is tie second of a term of advertisements by die ^Atlantic Coast JOne “Railroad, centennial of its earUeB constituent company-the'Petersburg “Railroad C-tpa^} 'ip-