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King SPORTSMANSHIP. One should be proud to know that he or she is called a good rport. It takes patience and self-control to be one. There aPe so many games in which one learns to be a good sport so he can be called a good loser—if he should lose in a game—or a graceful winner if he should win. If one . is a “good sport,” and he see* one less capable of performing some task, he will be willing to teach him what he knows about it and to help one bear his burdens—help him over dark air.d weak places. A good sport is fair and generous. He will give no matter what he may have or how small the amount of it he may possess might be, juvt as long as he is helping another who is in need of it. Whem a person a^ceps defeat with a •mile—such as, for example, a candi date *or public office who takes defeat cheerfully, that is an especially good picture of a good sport. It may seem |ia/d to lose—and it is. But a good •port has a broad enough mind to see a certain point which is beipg discuss ed from more than one angle He consoles himself that it all happened for the best—which is very hard to do. A good sport will not speak evil of another for any reason. The art of sportsmanship is to be very much appreciated. —Lessie Dicks. 3. Why Kenny Anderson doesn’t like bo sell Lemons 4. Why Mr. Mc^hail left his car at the “Duck Pond ’ and vould not go for it until dark. 5. Why Sallie Williams doesn’t suck her thumb. 6. Why Mr. King and Mr. Neely got lost in the swamp when they went fishing. 7. Why Cecil Harley doesn’t talk to the girls. v 8. Why Miss Easterling doesn’t get married. 9. Why the 11th gra<de don’t “get together.” 10. How Miss Creecy acquired a Chrysler. “Spoke” ITEMS OF INTEREST. Miss Vera Swett visited Miss Doro thy Brown Friday afternoon. Quite a number of the younger set enjoyed a delightful Sunday School party at the home of Eloise Corley Friday night. Miss Dorothy Brown and Aletha Bowers visited Mias Delarese Chitty Saturday afternoon. Misses Edith Mitchell, Minnie Byrd McElveen and Callie Bates Were visi tors in Augusta Saturday. Mr. Gus Ellis, senior of ’28, recently |npll it?” visited our Isigh school. Mr. Wilbur Harley visited friends in Barnwell Saturday. Miss Beinice Drummond senior of '28 visited our school Monday, having returned home for the holidays from Coker. wheel, ” grinned “Jap.” Fine Distinction. “Is dem aigs fresh?” asked >'andy of her dusky grocer, pointing to a basket of eggs. “I ain’t saying dey ain’t,” answer ed the grocer. Janette All:—“Why is a sewing me- chine like a kiss?” Henry Anderson:—“I donU see the connection.” Janette:—“One sews seams nice and the other seems so nice.” Tourist:—“Those cows run around “Ah isn't askin’ you is dey ain’t,” | as though they were drunk. retorted Mandy heatedly, “Ah is ask in’ is dey is.” . a poisonous Mr. Neely:—“Name substance.” Henry:—“Aviation.” Mr. Neely:—“Explain yourself.” Henry:—“One drop will kill.” Mr. McPhail:—“That ‘ole’ went and kicked me again.” Miss Mitchell:—“Kick it you’ve got a kick coming.” you sing so- Edna Kinard:—“Do prano?” Nancy Owens:—“Yeh; how does the first verse of it start?” Cowboy:—“Yas’ro; them’s what we make corned beef of.” —Yale Record. MULES and HORSES! Mr. Neely:—“I’ve driven this car for seven years and never had a wreck. Mr. McPhail:—“You mean you’ve driven that wreck for seven years and never had a car.” \ —Youth’s Companion. Miss McElveen:—“My greatest am bition os to sing for the public.” Mrs. Dicks:—-.“Join the Salvation Army.” Mr. King:—“My wife never gos- _ ft • sips. ^ Mr. Neely^p-^Neither does irfne. By the way, what *does YOUR wife “Winton!” “Yes.” “Telephone.” “Is it a man or a woman.” “It’s a man.” — “TeR him I’m not working today.’ James Killingsworth:—“Papa, a boy at school told me that I looked just like you!” ^The Dad:—“That: so? and what did you say?” James:—“Nothin’. He was big- ger’n me.” —Eastern Breete. We have on hand a stable full of used Mules and Horses. Will sell cheap for cash. Terms offered to the right men. Farmers Union Mer. Co. Barnwell, - South Carolina. • The teacher was giving the class a lecture on gravity. “Now, children,” he said, ‘it (is the law of gravity that keeps us on earth.” “But, please, teacher,” inquired [ Harold, “how did we stick on beforeyou cry? The 3-year-old daughter was a “cry baby.” She had been playing all af ternoon in the machine shed. Re counting her experiences, she said: “Mama, I fell off the plow and hurt myself awfully bad.” “Well, well,” said the mother, “and LONG TERM MONEY to LEND j 6 per cent, interest on large amounts- \ Private funds for small loansj LAWYERS BROWN & BUSH BARNWELL. SOUTH CAROLINA. the law was passed Improvement Association Meets. The Full Moon. When the day’s ’most gone, And evenin’s come, I just sit ’n think ’N be glad I’ve got a home. It’s a good place to be When the shadows come a-creepin* An’ the breeze is in the trees. You can see a streaked sunset Where the road goes outer sight, An* the purple an’ the gold Turns bluer’n the hills, Till after ’while it gets 1 all purple An* then turiis inter night. When the day’s ’most gone An’ evenitv’s come, I jes’ sit ’n wait. Till the great biff ffolden moon Comes ridin* up the sky. I can hear the frogs a-singin’ An’ the little birds a-cheepin’ In the night. Then I know the world’ll do ’Cause God made it right, So I go on dreamin’ an’ a-lookin’ At the moon in the china-berry tree. “Unsigned.” ■» -* - Seniors Order Rings. The Dunbarton Seniors are expect- I«ff their rings at any date. The ring selected is unusually pre** • and the liess will be justly proud of it. This ckw is going to work with great vigor and enthusiasm to make a com plete success of its year's work along •very fcne. Things We Would Like to Know, But Won’t Ask. ' Who wrote “Things We Know Tell.” Bias Bates doesn't wear The School Improvement Associa tion of the Dunbarton High School held its regular monthly meeting on Monday night, Dec. 3rd, and the fol lowing business program was carried out: Devotional, Mrs. A. E. Corley, Pres. Prayer, Mr. Walter Moody. Roll call and minutes, Miss Eliza beth Creecy, Secy.. Treasury Report, Mrs. B. F. Ander son, Treas. Grounds Committee Report, Mr. H. H. King, Chairman. The following business was then attended to: Mr. H. H. King reported three hundred feet of hedge had been put out and four shrubs replaced. The association decided to have a play and a “Womanless Wedding” af ter Christmas for the benefit of the school. A collection was taken to buy knives and forks to finish outfitting the kitchen and a generous sum was realized. ♦ ♦ ♦ JOKES. Miss Callie:—“Leonard, do you like fairy tales?” Leonard:—“I don’t know. I ain’t never et none.” Doctor:—“But madam, a woman of your age can’t expect to grow young er.* ; t • • Miss Bess:—“I’m not asking that, doctor. All I want you to do is to keep me from growling older a little bit younger.” Douglas:—“Just had my watch fix- ed ” Adrian:—“Why, what’s the matter with it?” Douglas:—“Blame thing’s pointing to noon, and its midnight. No,” she said seriously,” there was no one to hear me.” Mr. King, was showing his first bom to an old friend who had just dropped in to see them. “Why, I de clare,” she said, “he is the very im age of you, Herbert.” “Do you really think so?” said the pleased father. * “Yes, I do, but of course, his looks many change. You know for the first week or two no baby looks as if it had any sense.” “Boo-Hoo,” • cried one of Miss Mc- Elveen’s pupils, “I’ve lost my teacher.” Neely:— “What is a dumb The auditorium was rather crowded Mr bell?” James:—“Somebody what ain’t got no sense. Miss Mitchell:—“Whrtt is a ham let?” J. C. Foreman (excitedly):—“Oh, I know! That’s what you rock a baby 1 to sleep in.” k We’ve been wondering why J)emn Rountree sits so straight against the back of his desk when he’s taking a test “Hey, you!” yelled the traffic of ficer amorous driver. “Why dent you use both hands?” T* afr«fcl to l«t roof the .U«rin* ‘ • Teacher:—“Who can tell me where is the home of the swallow?” Wilbur Harley:—“Please, teacher, I know.” Teacher:—“Well, Wilbur?” Wilbur:—“The home of the swal low is an the stumick.” —Youth’s Companion. He:—“Yessiree, my Daddy shot seven Germans with that pistol.” She:—“Pooh, that’s fiothing, we got a pistol over our mantle-piece my mama shot my daddy with.” and Mr. King’s temper was below par. “You kids are a nuisance,” he declar ed. “Why don’t you hold on to your teacher’s jdress?” The little boy sniffed, “I - I c-can’t r*r\esch it. Mr. Neely:—(Keeping Althea in at recess)—“Why, Althea, when I was your age I could repeat from memory the names of all the presidents the U. S. ever had.” Althea:—“I speck you could. You didnft; have but three or four to re member.” “Snooks Corley:—“Do I love him? Say, does a cat love milk? Does a cow like grass?” Nancy Owens (disgustedly)—“Aw, there you go bringing in that personal touch again.” V. M. L Sniper. Mr. Neely never liked girl students in his classes. One day during lesson he turned toward Maud Rountree and demanded: “Why jdidn’t you answer me?” “I did, Mr. Neely,” she replied. “I shook my head.” Mr. Neely glained for a second then asked sharply, “Did you suppose I would be able to hear it rattle all the way up here?” —Country Gentleman. The Right Way to Travel Is By Train The Safest, the Most Comfortable and Reliable, Costs Lets. Reduced Round Trip Fares for Short Trips. I PER CENT\ REDUCTION IN 3 TRAVEL EXPENSE Round trip tickets, sold daily between sta tions distance 150 miles or less - limit 2 days g* m* PER CENT REDUCTION IN “ v TRAVEL EXPENSE Round trip tickets, sold daily between sta tions distance 150 miles or less - limit 6 da' Good in Coaches, Parlor and Sleeping Cars \ A little girl from the city was visit ing her grandmother in the country. On the first morning of her visit she went out in the back yard and saw a peacock. “Oh, Grandmother, come here quick; one of your chickens has bloomed.” Youth’s Companion. “These jellies all seem the same flavor to me dear,” her husband re* marked. “But you can tell the difference by the labels,” the declared. “Powbly,” he replied dryly, “I thought of tasting the kbeU.” Multiple Trip Newest and most economical ticket eveir offered The 10-Trip Ticket — The 20-Trip Ticket — The 30-Trip Ticket — Between any two stations on Southern Railway System for period of • 6 months. Good for individual purchaser and between stations distance! 200 miles or less. ' per mile . The 10-Trip Ticket 2^c The 20-Trip Ticket ___ ge The 30-Trip Ticket 1.8c Good in Coaches Only. • Winter Excursion Tickets No won Sale... ; ASK TICKET AGENTS Southern Railway System ■ <* JOB PRINTING. — -h. if, „ c ■ • ■-'» . V « - -