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- Thet's* Different. *. Careful Diagnos~s. Sovait to say solheth. ~Well, how .did ypu succeed wit11 te l d t..liar say i English, we your first 'diagnosis? Did you prolil * "nd~'nh rench."an o a byr ny adVice?" And lte th Frnchwan tosay The Young. Doctor-I tink I did, somiething they doli't dare say 'in sir. I told tlie patient that hie was * French"- sufferirng from a combination of liver, *:Alh, you could make your fortune In stomach, heart, lung and brain trouble. -Paris if you could only discover that Old Practitioner-Good! No chance something." of a mistake there-Stray Stories. The Kind You Have Always Bought. THIS isi the caution applied to the publie announcemenb of Castoria that has been manufactured under the supervision oif Chas,. II. Fletcher for over 80 years--the genuine Castoria. We respectfully call the attention of fathers and mothers when purchasing Castoria to see that the wrapper bears his signature In black. Whon the wrapper is removed the satne signature ap-. pears on both sides of the bottle in red. Parents who have used Castoria foir their little ones in the p~ast years need no warning against counterfeits and imitations, but our present duty is to call the attention ,of the younger gener ation to the great danger of introducing into their families spurious medicines. It is to beoregrettedl that there are people who are now engaged in the nefariouts business of putting up and selling all sorts of substitutes, or what should more properly bo termedC( counterfeits, for medicinal preparations not only for adults, but worso yet, for children's medicines. It therefore devolves on the mother to scrutinizo closely what she gives her child. Adults can do that for thomselves, but the child has to rely on the ma 'ther's wvatchfulnesis. Oenuino Castorla always bears the signature of You Ifnow About MOONSHINE CHEWING TOBACCO "Sweter thas Chicken." try the Smoke-Melbw as the M~ooniaght, Made by BAILEY BROS. Inc. WINSTON-SAL.EM. , TRY THE OLD RELIABLE SAVE YOUR MONEY.3~ ut ~ ~ ST ITI E S One box of Tutt'sa PIIts save many dollars In doc - RSI * ~tor's bills. A remetty for diseases of the liver Y C H I LL TON iC '""'"'"'"' "'"'lo'''***e'''"'s For MALARIA CJI24aM~il A fiNE GENERAL STRENGTHENING FONIC U f Enterprising White. NOT AS HE EXPRESSED THEM A writer gl':t's a little sketelh of black ami white in Naital. lIe tells Teamster's Words' Would Have Re fourleenti years bl.ti a group t bol' raw1 q u ired Adjustment Before TheIr fiatI ~.~ ~~'~'~ ~ .*~~1.0Use in the Pulpit. shooti; wvith anl old tuuit/.le-oading \ t a ragi eoeaplc shtotgii ast at butth I011 the. top 0if a; ui h gtlwtI uin ii e cas When the youngster sinashedl ~ f i1(1Poaelnug a bottI'le h' reteiv~ed a --t'key"'' a ii' ieotewtnse threepenny bit)I fronm t he tiatives. '*i iu l as.wowssb When a itive h1iit t he received threw 1e i oailir 'osxmnto petice from'tIie hitgy. , ~~ lt li'IlltueiiP'~ "Thgut st'ent's a funny sort of gamgeowhl it asbain i reinairked t he witness to thet hoy. t)''S'akethla er "Oh. thie gaine's all right. sir. re- l hakmihylud u. plied t he lad. 'You see. 1 load the I)e nlaIei rfuii ' ala!'e wsit noud aende~ puzfaed Theug< * n u the t.Oet on the antere waspaepiotisGoldrarly.Ushodwasosub "S~, w ar strt ug ne rali'a' mWitt to an.or csexAnsiinatin andwan yoi' laulier t) riv tl' lid~wo th atde wouant ue propero irst spike." :hore'" inste th ie layer o? ''I hve nodoubtshe ill on"itlr 'h .e inulg' e oldproany plie itanun or toThlite' wiagrtn has eeapled Thel 'Thak yu. e hve Irovded~ ltyh' put h in netouthn anote sall goldr stringls a neilroad '' \\'avt'Iia. 'ranede As -di d~t" fir sk." your ininiser c ~to ie.i er o ? "One minute. I don't think she ________ ____ could drive a splk" wvithi a hammer. Better provide a hair brush.'"aro fTdy NOTIIINO So) EJ'lF.(TII'E .tS E. TNIR iAIIEK( lFtr MalarIa. (hIlls & Feve.r. iijt:'.:er Chief tof I'olite, J. W. ReynoIts Ne'wpirt Ti'm. >l o 'arrehe News.~ Vai.. sao'va: It is a ple'are to reco:mm'en Ith Batiwk fori (hlis arol F""ver. Htavense-l it when 'm I*''eac'sv n ps er ne'ce' nary fo r .,1 ye'ars and haveit founit ni re~n..-' T: s o i -'~ i'' o '" as e'fec.'tv.".' ElIxr usabelk 50 tn"z : t. ruz s ... g t ,or tby %r.'e P'out. ;'r" pal.!. from Kloe' ze car w.h =. rI a ie (isp - ski & Co. wast'hngzton. I. I. A tonI Mayv' .IHabek Liver PIlls. 'r.! Ol. r No Compromise. ..nI:onr.Tehas2. "is Jiggers consistent in his v'ogo :a''. .'.t h ~r I shoublI say he is. \\'y, li'*r' '.h a r wvo.'t even c-at 'abbage because it so itiimatlyv assciated w!?h Ii ''rned'~ .' the rar.u wh' wan's to sell y - ,' -Ts Fr l'in h-yo at the i'ts urgh taining Th Th .toso ar hav wearout-ahe!dryrom.wWh. properlyymadestheymdryeoutgonne "5t7 ii~'sl~ ar I aie tho the servece Rooofon' ' a :1ni'.,.r E.nd, of a' ?u, wh. hTh Meu ageP' 'he it utt.ntion .' :n --r&-thie tCI ':':ie ~ ..odnn~ of m ''na cri's -rom dryir.g ot quck'y. ~ . ~ . r TCI 15?'.~ (Guamr..t i. 1 '< 15 yeari accoriLdog ~ ~ 01 lithieg :i-annp backed byth lumi-e R o.ng andt Ruiinig Paper Mil m thheWorld. Sotin your town at rea~uonable prices by "ri:acsig mglr" your own dealer whom you know.I i1ha.a'jutofly' eneral Roofing Maaufacturing Co. efen tenher I-stebor may htre tsSs1 taste. Ie A'.t ( se li Khjae~ Ge bu f.:'Je. ortitalttebetr 0111 irs d lt~vbr- Ifvaai.,Fk, a__ __ __ __ Worth of (thLyou' ~ W~- ak-- $1.00nWorth ofnLaed C'~ n d th tum Then Meno . *VJ h~~ e64 n cea er ian a owoda. tath faw t cen uha ypursuifdut wlid4p~'o~ct h righh pe priaybces Bl ast e, i btofcours, Tyr woa lin bctter %VI~tW LnenHe6'r Syd '. aeeI.& ip... ..6 Hrtishe indisa h aI ,4,0 ce No Wrt of POu PWNT ,OA W-har$1.00 orth o Lan t'rd fth 'tuna an o * e~ows n4ceareland 9o IN, SLA> The New Fable of the Same Old Thing, With Improved Triy ming. . Once there was a Husky employed to crack the Whip around a smoky Works that did not offer an attractive Vista from the Car Window, although it blossomed with a fragrant crop of Dividends every time the Directors "ot together in the Pack Room. Most of the American Workingmen employed in this Hive of Industry came from remote parts of Europe. 10ach wore his Head entirely in front cf his Ears and had taken an Oath to j support the Constitution. It was the duty of the Husky to keep these im ported Rabbits on the Jump and in crease the Output. He made himself so strong with the big Center Poles that they de clared him In every time a Melon was sliced and when it came time to Scramble the Eggs and pull off the grand Whack-Up, he .was standing at the head of the Line with a Basket on his Arm. So it came about that one who started in a Thatched Cottage and grew up on cold Spuds and never saw a Manicure Set until he was 38 years of age, went home one day to find Gold Fish swimming about in every Room and Servants blocking the Hall ways. lie had some trouble .finding Rings that would go over his Knuckles and the Silk Kind felt itchy for quite a while, but finally he adjusted himself to his new Prosperity and began to de plore the apparent Growth of Social ism. This rugged and forceful Character, to whom the Muck-Rakers referred as Can See American Tourists Going By in Hired Motors. a Bara hao a Daughter who 1.arted out u. Katie whei. she c(rr heH Cofe oer to Dad every Ny W\he' Ehe got hetr 'r 't ~ n ar~ and P'atber twite: e '*r -t 1. JKath1'r 1. rgarce .a a t. um-en. -o Ta t.all'.d brug Ger 't.-. (.t'% 1 a. Geatrity ~los o "a.P"): .1S a dal. frornJ a irr~eladJ J!i jtu o . * : y.-.-. -, the hbiroric Hudson a::d 'me '' a ', -. male Progeny of thorse v. ho 2. a-. ye a way with it, she t,'gn' r, Vm'y ?h( Snuffer on all the Would-ih- bja(:. inj the Mill Town,, an~d v.hen th yet through elxtinguish:J.g, the little' G;roup that remained looked lke- the Rtem nant of the Old Gutard at Waterloo. Father had to stick around because occasionally the eight thousand Good Tempered Jioys on the Pay Roll would Ibegin to burn with Wood Alcohol and the Wrongs of Labor and pull off a few Murders, merely to hasten the Triumph of Justice. By the way, Kathryn had a Mother who used to bide in a room upstairs and timidly inspect her new Silk Diressem. Kathryn applied the Acid Test ,to her People and decided that they nev ecould Belong. She swung on the~ General Manager tor- a Letter of Credit big enough to acet Ireland free and went trapsing off to the Old World under the chaperon age of a New York Lady who had seefi JRetter Days although she btill re tained ner Lorgnette, No'v it will be admitted that Wil 1am J. Burns is Some Sleuth, bul who--. it comes to apprehending ai runjgaitg to 10arth a'prpttling America! Ing.enuo 'with a f~e Millions stuffed i4 he R tionie. the lB, with t e n il ... ..... omrnosos ap dewed Title who sits on the Boulevard all day and dailies with the green and pink Bottled Goods has got it all over Burns like a Striped Awning. All the starving members of. the Up-Against-It Association were .waiting at the Dock to cop the prospective Meal Ticket. Not one of them had over Shaved or Worked, and each wore his Handkerchief inside his Cuff and had Yellow Gloves stitched down the Back and was fully entitled to sit in an Electric Chair and have 80,00') Volts distributed through the Steel Ribs of his Corset. As soon as Kathryn began to meet the Roqueforts and Camemberts she discovered that they had Lovely Eyes and certainly knew bow to treat a Lady. Kathryn had been brought up on Philadelphia Literature, and even dur ing her most ambitious Social Flights she had encountered the Type of Man who remains on the opposite side of the Room having trouble with his White Gloves. She never had been age inst those Willing Performers from Gascony who wore Red Ribbons and Medals and who rushed over to kiss her Hand and then look deep into her Eyes and throb like a Motor foat. This class of Work simply shot her Pulse up to 130 and made her think that she was Cleopatra, floating in the Royal Large and surrounded by crawl ing Slaves. When a certain Markee crawled into her Lap and purred into her Ear and threatened to curl up on the Rug and) die if she Refused him. she simply keeled over with Excitement. After she recovered she found het self. actually Engaged to the Repre sentative of one of the Oldest Families in the Saucisson District of the Burgoo Province and as manly a Chap as ever borrowed Money from a Toe-Dancer. She hurried home to keep it-out of the Newspapers and to tell those who would listen that American Men were impossible. Then the Markee came over with his Solicitor and a Bottle of Chloroform and a full, kit of Surgical Instruments, and the Wedding was fully reperted by the Associated Press. The Captain of Industry sized up Son-in-Lawv and knew that when the Money was gone, the Markee could al ways get a job haraging up Hats in the Check-Room of a first-class Table D'Hote Restaurant. From the windoy of her Chateau in the I3urgoo Provin e the Lady Cashier can see the American Tourists going by in their hired Motor Cars. Her Cheek flushes with Delight when shc happens to remember that in anothet Three Months or so Friend H-usbanc~ will come home long enough to showe her where to sign her Name. What 13 more, she has the Privilege of walking out at any time and pick injg Flowers with the Understanding that ,she is not to let it be known that Ehe IE related t0 any of her Relative, on eber ride of the Atlar .. MORAL: D~;.ar a :.>..v a Righ' tf E%:M Jri !snganrd ther. are fronr A' . Y red ar.4S t wenty ?toj one hun CVta ihr ac-rr;Jia.ten, and as eact -- ' 'Xpected to~ do about twr --- d h~Ity houra' flying annual v:ance~ of high fuel costr '---,rn to) be~ appreclaterd. It wil e n . ed by a fuelI and oil bill o: s 'i ne b-rndred and fifty thousan( olr.a yeair at retall prices. Throse u ho ;rad the signs expect thte rate o; -eree of aiir-craft to continue t< 01-4 ?fj(Iusand aeroplanr's, and mans r'oensi of atirshlps wid, Ir the next two y'earn me'ana probably a fuel and' oil. 1,11 of $1,250,000. It has been furthei '-,timgatedi that on the above supposi. lion of development aeronautics may b'e expec ted within two years to take one-sixth part of the fuel consumption of all the motor-vehicles in Britain. Of the total consumnption, estimated by Mr. Critchloy at about one hundred million gallons a year, it seems thai twenty million gallons~ are used by the omnibuses and taxicabs of Londoin while motor boats, motor cycles iand -sundry users take 10,000,000, so thai on this basis the 100,000 vehicles ii IEngland take 70,000,000 gallons. MexIco R~oh. In Naturall Wealth. *In natural wealth' Mexicot is- one o1 the most favored of all the faids of the. earth. Its resources are -little short of marvelous, In gold, silver, and the various precious stones it. possibilities are tremendous. It is rich in petroleum. Its forests al'e im. mensely -rich. Its agricultural - pos. sibilities are scarcely to besestimated, so great are they. In alli the elemet of natural wealth the country leadi all others. As regards climate, Mex lco, ip its~ higher regiope, is a para dise; and after what wap achieved at Panarpa, it is' safe today that even the coast regions mnay,be made P0r> tectly wholesome and4 sae. TURKEY'S RULER; A SICK MAN Sultan Must Feel Burdens of His High Office Press Heavily Upon His Shoulders. The sultan of Turkey,' Mohammed V, the head of Islam and the thirty sixth. ruler of the house of Osman, is sick. Once such a report would bring up visions of royal relatives mysteri ously poisoned, bowstrung or dropped, bound and sacked, into the dark wa ters o$ the Bosporus, and of fortune tellers, wizards and exorcisers crowd ing around the ailing sovelreign's bed side. Now the people talk of prospec tive heirs and of regents, while the sultan's Christian ally commends him to Allah and sends his ablest physi clan. When the young Turks lifted Ras chid Effendi upon the throne from which they had shoved his brother. Abdul Hamid, they dragged a man of sixty-five from a palace where he had been all his life scarcely more than a prisoner. In years of inactivity his body had grown big, big in width, breadth and length, a burden for his short legs. He was a sick man then. On the Selaflik Fridays the chalky paleness of his heavy face and the dullness of his eyes were accentuated by the troops of young guardsmen in.. brilliant uniforms and the officers in glittering gold braid who surrounded him. The picture had in it more of pathos than imperialism. When he went to appeal to the loy alty of the Albanians on the field of Kassovo, Macedonia, he was the first Ottoman sovereign to visit his prov ihces on a mission of peace. But the Albanians, who had imagined the sul tan had wings and few of humanity's frailties, were disappointed at the sight of the heavy, feeble man in a black frock coat, and the mission failed. He seemed to lack either the knowledge or the physical force to combat the shrewd politicians around him, and he became merely a ilgure head for the dominant party of the committee of union and progress. Many things may happen with the passing of this sick man. -lie may be the last of the Osmanli to rule in Eu rope; he may be the last to bear the honors and title of the caliphate. But he has been a part of the almost for lorn hope to restore the glories of the empire, and has lived to see a Turkish army with munitions of war and sup plies making a desperate and so far successful attempt to hold the almost sacred Dardanelles, against a great en imy.-New York Sun. Speaking From Experience. "Pa. what is the 'first line of de fense?' " "That depends on the circumstances, son. If this country were at war, the first line of defense would be the navy. When a man's imarried, it's usually the telephone line, by which he tries to square himself before he comes home." Good Reason. First Motorist-This is terrible heat. Second Motorist-But you must re member we have been scorching. Is it possible there is a wo1 tinues to suffer without givir table Compound a trial after tinually bemng published, whi tion thiat this grand old medii mng among women than any ot We have p~ublished in the n more genuine testimonial let1 lished in the interest of any < and every year we publish m nine and true. Here are thr< From Mrs. S. T. Rlchr1 PniOVIDENOE, R. I.--"For the bei done I wish to state what Lydia I has done for me. I did some het caused a displacement. I have a] after my baby was born and inflai tratior, from which I did not recov ham's Vegetable Compound. The 'when I hear of a woman with tro to take your medicne"-Mrs. 8. Providence, 1t.. From Mrs. Maria l"RU, .Y.-"efore I toolf.t pound I was very irregular aria children, and felt worn out -all tl heled me as nothing else had di tha Iookit."-.-Mrs. MAnRA Inw Prom Mrs. Jane D.'Du SoUrn QUINwY, MA~s.-'" The dc and he doctored me for a long til saw Lydia E. Plnkham's Vegetab vertised trnd I tried It and found : finished the first bottle. I conthr through middle life and am nowv woman and earn my own living )UNiAN, YOrest Avenue, West Q WwI~o LDIA E.PINEKH w ~ DENTIAL) LYNN,] a m0and hlYin . is 2. Keep You Abas.Juet as well be young at seventy as old at fifty. Many people past midde-"age suffer lame,ben. achingbacks,snd distressing uri. nary disorders, when a little help for thekdd. neys would fix it all up. Don't wait for gravel, \dropsy or Bright's disease to get a start. Use Doan's Kid. ney Pills. They have helped thousands, young and old. They are the most widely used remedy for bad backs and weak kidneys in the whole world. DOAN'S KaNE PILL S 504 at all Stores FostoerMlburin Co.Props Buffalo,NY One on Rufus Choate. Judge Parry, in a recent article on "flufus Choate, Advocate," says on oc casion Choate would meet with his Sam Weller. Defending a prisoner for theft of money from a ship, a wit ness was called who had turned state's evidence and whose testimony went to prove that Choate's client had insti gated the theft. "Well," asked Choate, "what did he say? Tell us how and what he spoke to you." "Why," said the witness, "lie told us there was a man In Boston named Chonte and he'd get us off if they caught us with the money in our boots." Hanford's Balsam is good for blood poisoning. Adv. Labor is the foundation of many *a big fortune-but not necessarily of the laborer's. How to Treat Croup Externally Rub Vick's "Vap-O-Rub" Salve well over the throat and cheat for a few min utes--then cover with a warm flannel cloth. Leave the covering loose around the neck so that the soothing medicated vapors aris ing may loosen the choking phlegm and ease the difficult breathing. One applica. tion at bedtime insures against a night attack. 26o, 60o, or $1.00. At druggists. 22 GaNiL/NE HAJ' TM/S TRADE MARK YICK'S __ SALVE ' KW TED Men tolearn barer trade. Few weekn reqaired WANT Steady poiti or com petent graduates. Wonderful demand for bar bers. Wages while learning ; free catalog; write RICHMOND BARBER COLLEGE, Richmond, Va. W. N. U., CHARLOTTE, NO. 42--1915, nan in this country who con-s g Lydia E. Pinkham's Vege-. all the evidence that is con ohproves beyond contradic ~ine has relieved more suffer Ier one medicine in the world ? wspapers of the United States ers than have ever been pub ,ther medicine for women mny new testimonials, all gen ~e never before published: iond, Providence, R. I. eit of women' who suffer as I have . Pinkhain's Vegeta'ble Compound .v lifting and the doctor said it wvays been weak and I overworked umation sbt in, then nervous pros. er until I hiad taken Lydia E. Pink. Comnpound is my best friend and bles like inine I try to induce her 1. RMOtID, 84 Progress Avenue, Irwin, Pertu, N.Y. 'd4 E. Pinkhiam's Vegetable Oom had much'- in. I had lost three e tim, nis splendid 'tiedliine. ne and I am thankful every daty Ni. F.D. 1, Peru, N.Y. ncani, W. Quincy, Mass.1 otor said thatIhad oranic troublo e Compound ad 'elief before I had 1 tied taking it all a strong, bealthya ."--Mrs. JANN P. Ldney, Mass. l3 MEDJCINEI CO. nOLfdenice.