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BACKACHE AND ACHING JOINTS :1, TS,&thr TeM of. ad idneys.- "Erny Pdwre Much pain that masks . as rheu matism is due to -weak kidneys ,C too their failure to drive off uric add thoroughly. When yoU suf fer achy, bad N oints, back ache, too; with so m e kidney disorders, get Doan's Kidney 5fe rh I e h a v e cured *thousands, A Maine Case .C Verriu. Old Town. Me.. says: .was. confned to bed two years and doctor did not know what ailed me. .ac~k- pained intensely and kidney B were very Irregular. The doc aid ' would never walk again. A*Ar taking Doan's Kidney Pills I rapid ft )1imprved. until once more In good beath.aaat express my gratitude." ~eDous'at my Drug Store, 5c. a Box Doan' s -pill Thave mother believes that it wod belm le to keep her son 6iit of the presid al chairif the Peo pperlyapr him. Lucky- WomanN wire-There are so very feW really good men In the world. % Huh-Yes; you were mighty eky to get one. Important to Mothers latjijoni carefully every, bottle of CASTORIA, a safe and sum remedy for nfants and children, anid see that it Tars the In Usi For Over 30 Years. Chidrea Cry for Fletcher's Castoria No'Chance. Officer-What's the trouble here? MrsRooney-There's no trouble! Me old' man started in to try and - ake some- but he found he could not Stanley In the Arabian Knights. - Moigiana, poured oil on the forty thieves. T ey will . be worth more after they are dissolved," she cried.-New Y Sun. wAlways a Saf Remark. - nwteur Ned Kelly. (sotto. voce) By Jove! I've forgotten my jolly ines. Goodness gracious, whatever :haR I do? Professional Dan Kelly (equal to the occasion)-Shdot the nearest po lioeman and beef out: "To the bush, boys,. to tha bush!"-Sydney Bulletin. HwShe Managed it. ~..~"Sarah," said Mr. Jolliboy to his insi his breakfast, "I sall not he home to dinner tonight. My old friend Bill -Peters is in town. "Good!"' said Mrs. Jollboy. "That sufs me to aT. I'm not going tobe home to dinner myself. My old friend - George Watkins telephoned me yester Both dined. at home.-Harper's eiekly. Keeping Water Cold. 'Ityou are .In the habit of taking a .~-.'. ptcher of iced water to 'your room on rtrng, try this: -Procure a square , pasteboardl box (with Ild), sufficiently large to hold your pitcher, and give It twb or three coats of varnish on the outside. allowing each coat to dry -- thoroughly. Place your pitcher of wa 'te In~ this box on retiring, putting the lid oon tightly, and you are sure of having cold drinking water any hour of the night:. To Operate Canal by Electricity. Theannama canal will be operated almoist exclusively by electric power. Approximately seven per cent. of the! m-inimum wa'ter supply will be dis verted for hydro-electric development, - ad this will be the excess which Is not required for lockages, evaporation, and leakage. The hydro-electric sta tion will 'be located adjacent to the -2' north wall of the Gatun spillway and a- -the planL. will have a capacity of 6,000 kilowatts. The average hydraulic head thrughutthe year will be about 75 feet. Unusual Occurrence. Richard Harding Davis, during his Atlantic Clity honeymoon, said at a fish lunicheon: " I confess that I am not pleased with the modern trend of fiction. The -- newest Aation leaves a bad taste in the mouth. It is now full of double en - tendre-like the parlor maid's remark. 'A gentleman came down to break fact on morning' wiith bloodshot eyes. He drank eight glasses of Ice water -hurriedly; then he muttered hoarsely to the pretty parlor maid: v "'Tell me, Adele, did I reach home last night very much under the weath Indeed you did, sir,' the maid re plied. 'Why, sir, you kissed the mis sis!' "-Washington Star. THIRTEEN YEARS Unlucky Number for Dakota Wom'an. The, question whetaer the number "13" isreally more unlucky than any othier number has never been entirely settled. A So. Dak. woman, after thirteen years of misery from drinking coffee. fomid a* way to break the "unlucky spell." Tea is just as injurious as cof fe6'because it contains caffeine, the druig in coffee. She writes: "For thirteen years I have been a * nervous wreck from drinking ciffee. My liver. stomach, heart-in fact, my whele system being actually poisoned by It. "Last year I was confined to my bed o~r six months. Finally It dawned on me that coffee caused the trouble. Then I began using Postum instead of coffee, but with little faith, as my mcind was in such a condition that I hardly knew what to do next. "Extreme nerv~ousnes and failing eyesight caused me to lose all courage. -In about two weeks after I quit coffee' -and began to use Post um I was able to read atA my head feir clear. I am - Improving all the time and I w.ill be a strong, well woman yet. "I have fooled moure thani oneC person with a deicious cup of Postumi. Mr-s. S. wanted to know where I bought my ie cofnee. I told her my grocer had it and when she four:d out it was Pus tumn she has used I: ever- sinc~e. and hier nerves are building up fine. "My brain Is strong. n.y. nerves steady, my appetite good, and best of all, I enjoy such sound, pleasant sleep." Name given by Postum C'o., Battle Creek, Mich. Get the little book in likgs.. "The iRoad to Wellville." "There's a reason." *Ever read thne above~ letter? A new one appears from time to time. They are gen~uinze, true, and full of huma tateet. TREATMENT OF FLOORS HINTS THAT THE HOUSEKEEPER WILL FIND HELPFUL. White Shellac Followed by Wax Polish Best for Parquet Flcors-Old Floors Stained to Match Rugs. Even in new houses where hard wood floors are fresh and clean, some of the rooms will look better stained. Fpr a parquet floor there is no bet ter finish- than to first fill with a coat of white'shellac and then apply wax evenly wtih a cloth. Let the wax remain on several hours before rubbing down to a high polish with the weighted brush that comes for this purpose. With this simple finish the floors are easily kept bright by being rubbed with the weight once a week and being dusted daily with an ordinary broom over which a woolen cloth is tied. Old floors may be stained to match the rugs so easily that one wonder why it is not often done. Purchase a package of dye the tint you want your floor, or you can get seal brown, which will resemble walnut when *done, or light brown, which giv'es. a handsome shade. Dissolve in boiling water as directed On the envelope and apply with a scrubbing or a white wash brush. When perfectly dry this may be varnished. This finish may also be used on home-made furni ture and on woodwork that has never been painted. Very often stains made at home ere more satisfactory than those al ready mixed; a -pound of dry color costs in the neighborhood of jten cents, and this mixed with two quarts of turpentine will give beau tiful stains of any desired. color. Burnt sienna mixed with turpentine and applied to Jhe floors with a coarse brush and then wiped off with a rag before it is entirely dry gives a beau tiful mahogany stain, and the grain of the- wood shows through 'beaufi fully. Raw sienna also gives a transparent. stain wtih a fine sunny yellow or orange effect, according to how much turpentine is used to dilute it with. It is a good color for halls, as it does not show the print of dust so plainly as darker stains do. Prussian blue is a powerful stain with great possibilities. Two or three tablespoons of the dry color will be sufficient for a half gallon of turpen tine. On a yellow pine floor it gives green and blue shades that blend with blue hangings. To keep a fine gloss on varnished floors do not wash with soapsuds, but sprinkle with dairy salt or coarse salt. Allow it to remain.on five minutes and then sweep off with a soft broom; When you anust wash painted or varnished floors, put a little kero sene in the water. This will give a gloss. Kitchen floors should never be cov ered with a carpet for dozens of rea sons that all good housekeepers know. Linoleum is an ideal covering. If it is out of the question several coats of good inside paint will be found next best. Strips of carpet and rag rugs prevent the paint wearing off and soften the uncovered 'floor to tired feet.-Benrietta D. Grauel, Domestic Science Lecturer. .Bread and Butter Pudding. Cut stale bread into slices, dip in melted butter and arrange in a small baking pan-a slice of the bread to a layer of raisins which have been carefully washed and seeded. When the pan is full pour over it a mixture made of one pint of milk, the yolks of two eggs and two tablespoonfuls of white sugar. Bake in a moderate oven for half an hour. When baked whip to a stiff froth the whites of the eggs and pour ov-er the custard, re turn to the oven for an instant until. slightly browned. Serve with whipped cream or brandy sauce. Cherry Pudding. Use old china cups or metal must ard cups. Each cup is to be half filled with pitted pie cherries, a gen erous teaspconful of sugar and a pat of butter. Prepare a plain, sweet cake batter and drop one mnixing-spoonful on each cup. Stand the cups in a long pan half full of boiling water. Place in the oven and bake quickly. The cake batter should puff up over the cups and bake a nice brown. To serve, turn each cup's contents upon a small plate, with the cherries on top. Scald the Pears. Scald your pears just as you do your peaches for canning. It is liest to try a few at first, as ripe pears left in the boiling water too long will be come soft and those that are green will not loosen from the skin unless left In longer. The water must be boiling hot. Then plunge the pears in cold water until ready to peel, when the skin will rub off easily. Re heat the water and use again. Do not wash first, as the skin will not loosen so easily. Fruit Cake. Four eggs, two cups sugar, one-half cup butter, one-half cup lard, one cup molasses, one teaspoonful saleratus in cup of hot water, one pound raisins, one pound currants, one-half pound of citron, one tablespoonful of cloves, two tablespoonfuls of cinnamon, two tablespoonfuls of allspice, two table spoonfuls of mace. and floor to thick. en. This will make three loaves. When Breaking Eggs. Very freaquently when separating the whites from the yolks of eggs the yblk becomes broken and falls into the white. Dip a cloth in warm w.ater, wring it dry and touch th'e yolk with a corner. The yolk will adhere to the cloth and :nay easily be removed. Cream Pie. Two eggs, well beaten, one small cup sugar, one and one-half cups flour, one teaspoon cream of tartar in flour. one-half teaspoon soda. a little salt. !take in three layers. C'ream~-One small pint of milk. one smiall cup of rugatr. two Pggs. one-half cup lltur. I'Lur withI lemon. The Darning Basket. When the weekly wash pomes up from the laundry take the clothes that need mending and find p: hies of the material. yarn to dar i , or what -ver is Itee- ssary to a with, and pin the pieces to the% ticles to be mended; then put them; aside in a drawer or sewing bag u til you hiave~ tima to sit down quietly a~ d sew. Hav ing everything ready, you, will be sur prised at the amount yqiu can do at one sitting. By this' method the weekly mending ioseshalf of its ter rors for the busy houdekeeper. YOU ARE POISONING YOURSELF WITH FOOD RURE FOOD- DOES NOT PREVENT POISONOUS GASES. All Could Be Methuselahs if We Did NRt Shorten Life. by Self-Poisoning. All food eaten .has sdme waste. un usid particles left in the .stomach un digested. From this waste .uric acid generates, and when uric acid gets in the blood stream itspoisons the.system. This is termed autotoxemia. Indiges tion, biliousness, dyspepsia, sick head ache. languidness,'-loss of energy and a weakened physical condition result and make the system vulnerable to disease. Eliminate' autotoxemia, and we might live hundreds of years. JACOBS' LIVER SALT flushes the stomach and the bowels. dissolves4he uric acid and expels It with the undi gested putrefying .waste -matter that generates the poison. - JACOBS' LIVER SALT is, better than calomel. It causes no vamiting, nausea or after effect. Effervescent, agreeable, mild, quick-no other liver medicine is equal to it. Don't take a substitute. %-lb. jar 25c at your drug gist (by mail 16c extra foi postage). Jacobs' Pharmacy, Atlanta. Large free sample and Interesting booklet for 2c stimp. - PROOF. flu'' Higson-He's a pretfy. high author ity on appendicitis, isn t he? Digson-Iiigh-! Well' I should say so. Why. lie hirges $700 for each op eration 'he .perfofnil, Mixing the Names. Mayor Bacharach of Atlantia City, at a dinner at the. Marlborough-Blen heim, told of a summer girl. "On. the beach in the moonlight," he said, "a youth clasped a maiden pas sionately to his breast and murmured: "'Do you love me, darling?' "'Yes-ah, yes, Reginald,' she sighed. . . . "'Reginald? said the youth. -in a startled voice. 'You mean Clar-ence, don't -you, dear?' -. "Smniling sweetly, she nestled closer. 'How stupid of me! I was -thinking it was the week end.'"'-Exchange. . "40-Love." The Author and Sallie Qiiickstdp were playing iennis and the Author, who is somngthing of a tease, had .ben rallying her about her game. "I say,. :1iss Sallie!" he cried at last, ''Dos you feel warm? You're -get ting awfully red." "AnE I red?" returned she calmly, as she senit the bail flying over the net, "Well, that's more than can, be said of your books, Mr. Inkwell. That's '40-love,' I believe." WNhich? "Wihy did 'papa have appendicitis and have'Yto pay the doctor a thousand dollars, mamma?" "It was God's will, dear." "And was it because God was mad at papa or pleased with the doctor?" Life. Mack-Has Skinjey.any conscience? -Jack-It could easily prove an alibi. -Jud ge. - '- - Better a pavement -made of good ini. tentions than no pavee'n.at all. DOES TOUR :ACHE ? Try Bieis'r CAPU7DINK '1s liquid-ple,ap-' a n to take-eftecets imm ediate..good toprevenlt ick Beadaches'and Nervrous Headaches also. Your money back ot satisfied. 10c.,25c. and A man~ has no~use 'for awomn who attempts to, conyice.hi, that he is wrong' and'-succeedls. in .4oing it. NERYOII - DESPONDENT WOMEN FindRelef Lydia eLPink. ham's Vegetia~leCompound -Their OwnStatements So' Testify. Plates, Pa.-"'When.IL wrdte to you first I was troubled with feuiale .w~eak ness and backache, ~ anmd was so nervotis :tha~t I'oddcry 'at - the least. noise, it ~. ~would.startle jne so. - ' Ibegan to take Ly h. dia E. Pink-ham's .9 remedies, and I don't -. haveany more cry ing spells. I sleep / .- soundesad 'my- nr vonsness is better. . I~will recommend your medicmnes to all sufferinig wojnen." -Mr-s. MARY HALSTEAD, Plates, Pa,, Box 98. Here is the report of another genuine case, which still further shows that Ly. dia E. Pinkham's Vegetable.Compound may be relied upon. -- Walcott, N. Dakota-"I had inflam mtowhch caused pain in-mny side, and my back ached all the time. I was so blue that I felt like crying if any one even spoke to me. I took Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, and I began to gain right'azway.'- I continued its use and now I am a well woman." -Mrs. AsimuADAHL, W alcott, N. Dakota. -- If you want special agrilee write to Lydia E. Pinkham Medicine Co. (confi dential) Lynn, Mass. Your letter will be opened, read andi answei-ed by a woman and held in strict confidence. This is ap -ption prepared- especial ly for Chills or sixdes will break and r nd iftaken the~* not return. Itac altet nd Anoe FOODS W GHICH CONTAIN SUGAR Vegetables. Grains and Fruits Yield the Sugars We Eat-Must Be Well Cooked. Fruits, grains and vegetables con tain the sugars we eat. r Fruit sugars are directly absorbed into the system without previous prep aration by the digestive juices of the Intestines, and are almost the only food eaten by man of which this can be said. The sugars found in cane. beets and themaple tree must under go the digestive process before they can be absorbed by the body. Grains contain the sugar in the form of starch. This sugar can only be developed by thorough cooking or partially digesting starch, which is found in the ;orm of small granules incased in a woody covering; when thoroughly cooked the granules burst this covering and can be reached by the saliva and good digestion. is as sured The starches, we have found, are the most abundant of all food ele nients and are largely contained in seeds and plants. All of our cereals, I:breakfast foods, breads, legumes, etc., are -about three-quarters starch, there fore we can realize how important it is to cook them well. A form of sugar called. "dextrine" Is developed in well cooked or partially digested starch, and scientists tell us there are twenty-five changes in dextrine be tween raw starch and digested or fruit sugar. The sugar in vegetables appears also in the form of starch, in small quantities compared to that found in cereals. Most of them are made more digestible by cooking. The exception is green corn, which contains almost twenty per cent. of sugar in the place of starch, and therefore should be cooked a very short time. NEW PAPER CUPS FOR JELLY Little Vessels That Will Be Hailed With-Delight by the Modern Housekeeper. The. new paper sanitary tumblers which have just come out ought to be hailed with delight by the modern housekeeper especially at preserving times. These little vessels are made from spruce pulp. They are treated with. aseptic qualities at the mill be fore being packed in cartons and shipped to the various stores and in, these cartons sold' to the housekeeper, so the 'only thing she has to do is to break the seal and the jelly jars are .ready for use. They are so inexpensive that they may easily be thrown away at the end of the winter season, says the Philadelphia Times. Each tumbler is treated with a wax process which en ables the jelly to slip out as easily as from a glass jar. i~ttle round lids come for covering the vessels and,. slip into a small groove at the top. The hot liquor can be .poured directly into these pa per tumblers. -Fried Porgies. Scale clean, trim and wipe dry six small, fresh porgies; heat three table spoons melted -lard in a .frying pan. add the fish, season with teaspoon salt and half teaspoon white pepper and fry for five minutes on each side, place on a hot dish; remove all the .fat from the pan, place on a brisk fire with half ounce butter, toss the butter In the pan until ' a light brown, squeeze in the juice of half a sound lemon, adding one teaspoon chopped parsley; lightly toss, pour over fish, and -serve. Varnished Paper. When varnished paper becomes dust covered it may be cleaned in this manner. To a pail half full of warm water add two tablespoonfuls of ammonia. Wash the paper with this mixture, using a flannel cloth. Then to a pail half full of water add- two- tablespoonfuls of turpentine. With- a piece of chamois wipe the surface of the -paper. This produces a' polish. PIckled Apples, Peel' -andi core the apples and In each apple stick four or five whole cloves. Take half the weight of apples in sugar and to two- pounds of sugar add one pint of vinegar: boil sugar and vinegar with a couple of ounces of stick cinnamon, broken in small pieces: Put in apples a few at a time and boil till tender. Corn Chowder. *One can corn, or the same quantity of green. corn: one pint of diced pota to, one onion, diced, and cooked in one tablespoonful oil, one quart hot milk, one-half tablespoon salt; cook potato and browned onion in one and a half cups water till tender, then add re maning Ingredients: reheat. This re cipe will make two quarts. If Drawer Sticks.. If a- drawer runs unevenly and causes trouble in opening and shut ting it is not always necessary to have recourse to the carpenter, for frequently the very simple method of rubbing a little soap on the inner edges will overcome this difficulty. Washington Herald. Scrambled Eggs and Tomatoes. Take one can of tomatoes, add a pinch of soda and place in a saucepan wit'h a- teaspoonful of butter, W'hen hot, taking care not to burn, addl three whole oggs and stir gently. Adid a scant teaspoonful of salt and a ouarter of a teaspoonful of pepper and serve A Good Stew. IOne pound beef, two pounds pork chops, two onions. cut,1p beef in small pieces, place in layers. season each layer with salt and pepper; use no wa ter, hut cover tight: place in a larger dish of boiling water. Do not uncover for three hours. There will be a nice lot of gravy whcn done. OecpElephant's Ears. Oecpof molasses, one cup of sugar, one cup of thick, sour cream, one cup of raisins, chopped fine: four cups flour, two eg:;s, one teaspoonful of soda: spice to taste. Drop on but tered tins. Rum Omalert. f'r Four eggs beateno :a-teyuoi easpionfrs water. fear 'oeaor;)fuo powdered sugar. pepper and salt at-. ter spideo- ar.I ecok Slowly. Whet1 do sprinkle with r'owdered si:g~fr mi1 p::r over it two t.ai' ror~u: -::. light, and take~ to t h.!c- I .tzing, Snowfiaka Cnke. One cup of sugar. '!nctj2. ti. one half cup corr ar:5 - t.c'.:r. one-half cup :ailk. al' . ful cream tartar. ono-mu a To let malaria de velop unchecked in your system is not only to "flirt with death," but to place a burden on the joy of living. You can prevent malaria by regu. Iarly taking a dose of OXIDINE. Keep a bottle in the medicine chest and keep yourself well. OXIDINE is sold by aft druggists under the strict guarantee thati ih first botrie does not benefit you. re turn the enspy bottle to the druggist who sold it.and receive THE FULL PURCHASE PRICE. A'SPLENDIDTONIC 5 or 6 doses 666 '%1 breaks an) case of Chills & Fever; and if taken then as a tonic the Fever will not return. Price 25c. FOR SALE-100 ACS. IN WALKER CO.. GA.. NEAR Kensington and Chuttaooga . Tenn. 46 acres cult. House, Darn. outbuildings orchard. stock, machin ry. etc. ZEILER, BOX 319, CHICAGO ALL ABOUT THE PHILOSOPHER Short Essay Evidently Written by One Familiar With This Species of Animal. A philosopher is a mat, and rarely a woman, who, having nothing to do and being, glad of it, puts in his time explaining the.reason that other peo pe should have for doing things. Philosophers are not popular bo cause. in the first place, most men are too busy to listen to them, and, in the second place, they are satisfied with their own ' reason for doing things. Nevertheless, philosophers are wont to gravitate toward comfortable stoves in corner groceries, where men of varying leisures straggle in and to wards comfortable chairs in universi ties where helpless youth are com pelled to listen as a part of an awful punishment called a curriculum. Whenever a philosopher becomes famous. it always turns out that he is not a philosopher at all, but a scien tist. Simon-pure philosophers never give information, because nothing less than explaining the uinknowable will satisfy them. One philosopher will never agree with another philosopher if he can possibly help it-Life. Telling the Age of al-Horse. The age of a horse may be judged by the appearance of the teeth be ause on the upper surface of the icisors a hollow is to be seen in the oung tooth, which, not extending trough tihe whole substance,' natu rally wears out with the wear of the ooth, and as a considerable degree f regularity occurs in the wearing away in all horses it has been adopt ed as a general criterion of age. HAIR CAME OUT BY HANDFUL SS Lewis St., Nashville, Tenn. 'About three years ago I had the ma aia fever, and when I recovered nify air was falling out so that the doc tor told me to cut it off. My hair came ut by the handful, and I had dandruff so that I had to scratch it out every sek-, and my scalp itched so that I pulled my hair all down trying to scratch it. I tried -- and- and -- but they failed to do any good. !t last I tried Cuticura Soap and Oint mient. "Frst I combed my hair out, made 2 parting on the side and rubbed my scalj with the Cuticura Ointment. The next morning I washed with the Cuti ura Soap and water, and continued ntil the third application gave a com plete cure." (Signed) Miss Nellie M. Currin, Dec. 6, 1911. Cuticura Soap and Ointment sold hroughout the world. Sample of each free, with 32-p. Skin Book. Address post-card "Cuticura, Dept. L, Boston." Not Necessary to Leave Home. In an effort to stop the migration of dying consumptives to the Southwest, the National Ass'ociation for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis will ask physicians to be more careful in ordering patients to go away, and will also ask railroads to discontinue their practice of selling "charity" tickets to those who cannot afford to pay full fare. "No consumptive should go to Colorado, California, or the West for is health," says the association, "un less be has a good chance for recov ery from his disease, and unless espe -ially lie has at least $1,000 to spend or this purpose, over and above what is famnily may need.. "Tuerculosis can be cured in any part of the United States, and it is ot necessary for a tuberculosis pa tient to go WVest. Whenever possible, .te National Association urges tuber uosis. patients who hjtve not ample funds to go to a sanatorium near home, and if they cannot do this, to take the cure in their homes, un der the direction of a physician." Saving Trouble. "!nve you read the platforms of the aiifrcut. political parties?" -Wat's the -use wastin' time doin' that?" 'I should think you would want to ind out how te rote Intelligently." "Hcr to vote intelligently? Mv rndfather found that out years ago, o wat' the use of my botherin Contrasts. "Lock at that careworn looking man in deep thougl't. and the merry dog ih him chasing his tail. Yet both are doing the same thing." "Trying to see how they can make both ends meet." Cautious. 110bson-! understand that you pat. ronize Srdf;: the tailor. Does he suit .ou) - ~rduppe-- Not unless I pay him ,auzlethang ini advance. Work. that is the great physician. lie heals znost of thet woundIs of man kintd.Marjorie Beniton Cooke. Icannot afford to give up the sure ground of a principle.-Plato. geogUO of ths PICKED OUT THE WRONG EYEI Physician Meant Well Enough but He Had Left the Motormen Se riously Handicapped. Frank E. Payne. a member of the state railroad commission, said when investigating a trolley accident re cently. he was told of a motorman on a work car who was running at high speed when the trucks left the rails because of snow and sleet, and the car was thrown to the side of the right of way, bringing it up against a telephone pole. "The motorman was not seriously hurt, but was cut and bruised about the head and face by flying glass. He | was carried to a physician's office I where his wounds were dressed and baniaged. When the physician had placed the last pin, he asked the wounded man if he felt like he could walk. "'Sure, I can walk all right,' re turned the patient, 'but I wish you would fix those bandages so I can see.' "'Why, man,' returned the physi cian, 'I left one of your eyes uncov I ered for the purpose.' "But, doc, that eye you left uncov ered Is a glass one.' "-Indianapolis News. SYMPATHY, BUT NO APOLOGY Lawyer's Tart Remarks Not Greatly Softened by His Rejoinder When "Called Down." Andrew Lipscomb, who practices law before the courts of Maryland, was trying his first case before a judge named Merrick. Lipscomb, wish ing to impress the judge, was, in the language of the bar, right lippy in his remarks to the eminent gentleman. Finally, Merrick lost patience and ex claimed: "Sit down! Sit down, sir! If you don't sit down I'll fine you for con tempt of court." Ijpscomb sat down, but turned to a young lawyer beside him, and re marked, in an undertone: "That's the crustiest, most opinion ated old judge I ever saw. I'll show 'him where he gets off. He's an old fool." "If you talk like that, I'll beat you up!" replied the young lawyer. "He's my father!" "How sad!" said Lipscomb. smooth ly. "How sad."-Popular Magazine. Domestic Combat. E. .Trowbridge Dana, grandson of the poet Longfellow, who was recently married in Cambridge with a beauti ful ritual of his own composition, said the other day to a reporter: "If all couples gave to marriage the profound thought and reverence that my wife and I gave to it there would be fewer mismatings. "The average married pair, It some times seems to me, are like the Binkses. "'Pa,' said little Tommy Binks one day, 'what is a weapon?' " 'A wee pon, my son,' Binks an swered, 'is something to fight with.' "'Then, pa,' said little Tommy, 'is ma your weapon?'" True Worth. Visitor: "I came all the way from the city to consult your lawyer Jones here. He's a good man, Isn't he?'' Uncle Eben: "Nope; we don't con aider him one, two, three, with Smith. Why Smith's been intrusted with the local agency of the Knott Knitting Needle, the dispensing of Daggett's Drugless dope, and the demonstrating of Fasset's Fireless Cooker. That not only shows that he's got the confi dence of such big fellows as them, but he don't have to depend on his law hardly at all to make a living."-Llp pincott's Magazine. To Reproduce Riot Scenes. The recent riot at the Federal build ing, Los Angeles, will be reproduced at the - trial of 'those arrested by mo tion picture films, and shown to the jury on a screen. It will be the first time in the history of jurisprudence that such evidence will have been in roduced. While- the riot was at its height a moving-picture company, with the newest model machine, had an operator on the scene, and his films show the entire actions of those per sons who are charged with having caused disturbances. Needed Help. Charles D. Hilles, secretary of the president, says the funniest advertise ment he ever saw was stuck up in front of a grocery store on a side street in Cincinnati. It read thus: "Twins are come to me for the third time. This time a boy and a girl. I beseech my friends and pa trons to support me stoutly."-Pop ular Magazine. Tetterine Cures Ringworm. Wysacking. N. C.. June 2. 1908. Enclosed you will find S1.00 for which please send me at once Tetterine. It is a. dead shot on ringworms. W. S. Dudley. Tetterine cures Eczema. Tetter. Ring Worm. !tching Piles. Rough Scaly Patch es on the Face. Old Itching Sores, Dan druff. Cankered Scalp. Bunions, Corns. Chilblains and every form of Scalp and Skin Disease. Tetterine 500: Tetterine Soap 25c. Your druggist, or by mail fronm The Shuptrine Co., Savannah. Ga. With every mail order for Tetterine we give a box of Shuptrine's 10c Liver Pills free. The Cause. "Madam, I am just out of the hos pital, and-" "Dont tell me any such story as that! 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