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The Huting Passion. George Bernard Shaw, the author and playwright, tells this story of a cricket match which took place In lila native town long ago: "The. match, married men versus single men, was In progress. The 'married' innings had closed with a total of 37, toward which Jones, the local grocer, bad contributed a lucky 20. ?Scarcely had the 'singles' com menced to bat when the startling news of a local train disaster reach ed the ground, whereupon Jones evidenced a worried look. '"What's the matter, Jones?' ask ed the captain. " 'Well,' Jones replied, reflectively, 'wife was on that train.' " 'Too bad, old man. I'm ' sorry,' murmured the captain, greatly touch ed. 'In that case, of course, you want to get away at once?* " 'Oh, no, it isn't that,' explained Jones, 'But you see. If anything has happened to Annie I ought to . be playing for the single chaps.' " As far as known at present the giraffe is the only animal which is entirely dumb. AUTO O VI Now is the time to have yoi and summer service. I can vul< new ones. See me for GOODYEAR tires and accessories. Also the HOWE RI better known as the clover leaf All repair work guaranteed. Free air to customers. Templeton's Yul 108 N. McD Business Phone 270. CALOMEL DYNAMIT MAKES YOU ? "Dodson's -Liter TIM" Starts Your Uver Better Tin Calomel ud Yu Oonl UM a Di)'s Work Liven up, you.* sluggish liver! Feel fine and ' che?rf jl; make your work a pleasure ; be vigorous and full of ambi tion. But take no nasty, dangerous calomel became lt makes you sick and you may lose a day's worl. Calomel ia mercury or quicksilver which causes ' neons* is - ot the bones. Calomel crashes into sour bile like dynamite, breaking it up. That's when you feel that awful nausea- and cramping. Listen to me! If you want to enjoy tho nicest, gentlest liver and bowel cleansing VOL ever experienced just take a spoonful: of harmless Dodson's Liver i A DEQUATE ines* orgej ough wolfe. Ul ' Adequate t~?Jis H ' proper person Vi? all way bs seat immec I) Walking? abo?t ??a Are your t?!ep! ' J?mente? / jtf - f *raap* yen 1 .. JT branch exchange, or J Wi ^7 800X11 - Witty Poreaua. The foreman of a Jury which kat 'a a New England court room possess ed a ready wit that served him well in an encounter with e. judge of bril lalut attainments. The judge, although a man of ab rupt speech and manner, possessed a quick sense of humor. The fore man was late one day, only a few minutes late, but even that was suf ficient to irritate his honor, as he afterward owned. "I overslept, your honor." said the foreman, with due meekness, as he took bis seat. , "Fine him," said the judge testily. "May lt please your ho-- jr." said the foreman quickly, "I did not dream of that." "Remit the fine," said the judge, hiding his mouth with hts r.and for a moment, but bis eyes betrayed him for all that-Case and Comment. Name Appropriate, "I don't see why you call- your place a bungalow," said Smith to his neighbor. "Well, if it isn't a bugalowt what is it?" said the neighbor. "The job was a bungle and I still owe for lt." INNERS! ur tires repaired for the spring :anize your old tires or sell you AND AJAX famous Vu ED TUBE tube. 4 caoizing Works uffie Street. Resident Phone 814. *_* _. ES YOUR LIVER! ( AND SALIVATES - Tone tonight.. Your druggist OT dealer sells you a 50 cent bottle of Dodson's Liver Tone tinder my personal money back guaranty that each spoonful will clean your sluggish liver, better than a dose of nasty calomel and that it won't make you sick. < Dodson's Liver Tone is rest liver ' medicine. You'll know it next morning ! because you will wake up feeling fine, your liver will be working: Ueadaclra ' and dizj-jnesa gone: stomach* will be .' bweet and bowels regular. . > Dodson's Liver Tone is entirely vega table, therefore harmless and can not salivate. Give it to your children. ' Millions of people arc using Dodson's laver Tone instead of dangerous enlome) bow. Your druggist will tell you that the sale of C.-Iomel is almost stopped entirely hero. I ? Telephone rease Efficier . F ..*.': ;W ;S- '?Mi V : Bell Telephone Facilities gr-* Station the batu for the mosl 'tane facilities assure prom? calls FROM the outside; cal [iately without unnecessary % !ione facilities adequate to mei teed a station for inward se additional trunk lines and ext assured of adequate t aleph on write or cali the Contract Dep "; ' ? . .;v,v -, y>*r ' l ERN BELL TELEPHO? ELEGRAPH COMPAQ rh- " '<M ANDERSON BOY MAKES GOOD IN FAR WEST FRANK BREAZEALE GIVEN IMPORTANT POSITION AT PANAMA EXPOSITION JUROR PURE FOODS Named for Positi oa by President Moore cf Paruima-Pacific Ex position. News of Anderson boys who go out into the world and make good is al ways of interest locally, tbe friends throughout the county of Frank Breazeale, son of Mr. Balley B. Breazeale, who Uvea near the city, will be pleased to bear that a high compliment has been paid bim by the president of the Panama-Pacific Ex position. Mr. Bailey has been ap pointed one of the Jurors for the ex amination of pure foods, etc., at the big exposition/. Mr. Bre^ealo gradated at Clem son College nome twelve or fifteen years ago. While at the college he specialized In chemistry and.after his graduation went to Washington where he took a position with the United States government as a cbemlts. Some time ago Mr. Breazeale was sent by the department to F'hierside, California, to make a study of the orange blight evil which attacked the orange ranches of that section of Cali fornia. A few days since Mr. Breazeale was appointed by President C. C. Moore of the Panama-Pacific Exposi tion aa one of the Jurors on the ex amination of pure foods. This is a distinct compliment to Mr. Brea zeale's ability, and his friends throughout this county-will be pleased to hear of the success to which he has attained. WILSON THANKS BRAZILIAN ENVOY Has Taken Care of U. S. Embassy I? Mexico for Patt Year. WASHINGTON. April 27.-Mes sagea sent by President Wilson and Cecrrlary Bryan to Cardoso De' Oltv? eira, brazilian minister at Mexico City, warmly thanking him for bib ef ficient work in caring for the diplo matic interests ot United States In the Mexican capitol were made public to lay.-It was a year ago yesterday that Senor De' Ollvelra was asked to take sharge of the American embassy, the United States having broken off re lations . with the Huerta government. Throughout all changes since the Brazilian diplomatic has been active on behalf of the United States. Facilities * ? icy an up-to-date bus efficient and thor* it attention by the ls TO the outside waiting or needless stall your require* rvic* Av ? tri**, ensaca stations. e facilities? Gardner's "Reserve Arm Left to right back row: Cl rles Nenk John faramali, and William Barb Left to right, front row: Morris Kalif, I*. Gardner, Isaac Sohn, and Hugo Hore aro members of Representative Gardner's "Reserve Army," of the United States, ten of the sixteen young men he recently took to Wash ington as an announcement to the administration that, in his opinion, the country was not prepared for any kind of war. These young men Joined at the request of the Massa chusetts congressman, some of them taking the thing seriously. The con gressman showed his men all over the city and culled at the office of the secretary of war with them. There, however, they found word that Mr. Garrison waa out of the city. At a dinner he gave the army in a large Washington hotel he had this to say: "On Dec. 18, l!?14. before the com mittee on naval affairs I made this statement: "During the last three days we have been having the truth and noth ing but the truth and the truth in good plain language. Captain Hob son wants you to get some more of it, because the evidence given by Captain Yates Stirling and Assistant Secretary Franklin Roosevelt and Admiral Bradley Fiske as maiflted the beginning of the end of the policy of soporific silence. "Bradley Flake talked to you yes terday and I admire his courage. I admire the, courage of Franklin Roosevelt, and 1 admire the courage UNCLAIMED LETTERS. . Following ls the list of letters re maining uncalled for in the post of fice at Anderson, S. C., for the week ending April 28, 1915. Persons call ing for these will please say that they were advertised. One cent due on all advertised matter. A-E. E. Alewine, Mrs. Janie Ab-, bott. B-Mrs. S. C. Burden, Rosa Bruce. Lily Boggs. Otis Bfnister. Mattie Burden. Lester Branlon, Jesc Burton, Mrs. Hadle Browen, Mis E. E. Brown, J. R. Blair. C-Carolina Jewelry Co., Geo. Cal lahan!, Henry Chapman. J. M. Craft, L. E. Collins, Townes Campbell. D-E. B. Digy. T. L. Davis. E-^C. B. Elrod, S. T. Evans, Jessie Eller. F-R. E. Franklin, Charley Fields. C-iRev. A. W. Goodwin, I. D. Gif- ? ford. H-W. H. Hayes, H. L. Hayes, D. T. Hill. J-Mrs. Nancie Jackson, limner Jackson, Alex Jackson. K-Mrs. A. B. Kay, Linsey Kirby.. M-Violet Mansfield. Otis Moses Mack, M. H. McOee, Rev. Luther Mil ler, Mrs. Louia R. Myers, Mrs. ?1. F. McConnell, Estelle Maahburn, Erko Maddox. P-S. B. Patterson, Mis Daisy Pack is. R-C. E. Ray, Mrs. Ethel Rollen, George Robinson. Fannie Robinson. S-R. J. Slaton, Jones Starks, Mrs. Janie Searles, Chas. P. Sowers. T-H. E. Thompson. John Thredgil, Marie Tuks, W. G. Thrasher. W-Albert Wright, Womans Ex change. Edna White, Miss Elliefalr Waters, F. M. Whitfield, Harry Webb. Dr. J. W. Williams, Jimmie Wheeler. Mrs. Mary Lou Waldrup. Mrs. Salla Wright. T. E. Webb, Mrs. S. A. Wil liams, J. C. White. Beading after for "Toa sa y Atkins." LONDON, April 27.-The camps li brary committee, which alms to fur nish reading matter for all the Brit ish soldiers at the front and In train ing, and which has Its headquarters In a big garage adjoining the house of commons, has received over a hun dred thousands booka from contribu tors ?ii over uiti Bri ?rs h ?a?es in the past three months. A large number of volunteer workara are kept con stantly employed In sorting, repairing and distributing the vraious volumes. One room is devoted to old books, another to heaps''of magasines, an other to the "Book Hospital." where a doc*fl women spend' their hours stitching and pasting the 'paper vet- I erena back to their second youth. In another room a row of helpers stand packtng volumes, in the special boxes which within a few days will be In the trenches. Chiropodists tn Army. LONDON. April 27.-Chiropodists in uniform as a necessary and honor ed part of the British anny ls pro posed by a London paper, inspired i by the marching record of a Lan cashire regiment which boasts a well known chiropodist among Ita ranks. Thia regiment baa made the bardent practico marobee without a man dropping oat. The reason ts One fine t shape the regimental feet art in. \y" or the United States. tri, Morris Ilorkln, TlinmaK Kelly, ikln. , Anthony Schettinn, Representative A. Anderson. of Yates Stirling, and 1 admire the courage of Secretary Garrison. Ali 1 hope is that they have not Interfered with their own prospects. "Admiral Bradley Fiske has paid the penalty for hi? courageous out spokenness, and now mark the others as they folow him down the plank. "YateH Stirling ls likely to he the next. Me is tho map who ..ailed the attention of the department to the rotten condition of the submarine flotilla1 of the Atlantic fleet. He is the man who testified thal out of twelve submarines under his com mand outside of the Canal Zone only one could take part in the maneu vres when the order came to mobilize last November. "I sUtc it as a fact that on Dec. 9. 1914, Josephine Daniels, secretary of the navy, administered a stinging re buke to Commander Stirling of the Navy Department to the neglected policy adopted toward the submarine fiotilta, and I challenge the said Josephus Daniels to publish the let ter. "The sinking of the F-4 is a grue some comment on Secretary aniela's policy of peaceful persuasion and pre tense of preparedness. The loss of life in the F-4 1B du. to Secretary Daniele's neglect of our submarines, although 1- dare aay that an inquiry will reveal to his satisfaction that it waa attributable to the neglect of some drunken officer." The Silver fernel Band. Folks, i th' town where I ?ive at, 'way out In Illinoy, We got a fancy court house an' a park we all Injoy, The' best an' bravest fire department in the. hull darn land, But what we're mostly proud of is our Silver Cornet Band. Ye talk about yer orcheatrys an' operys an' sich, . Yer 8lmfoneys. an' concerts that air got up fer th' rich Not one kin hold a candle, folks, I'll kev ye onderstand, To th' sweet, enchantln'- music o' th' . Silver Cornet Band. Why, mumu, when Teddy Roozefelt was passin' through our town. We give a big reception, with th' band an' Mayor Brown. , When Brown got up to make bia speech, old Teddy waved bis hand An' said he'h druther listen C th' Sli ver Cornet Band. On every Decoration Day they lead th' sad parade. Th' Comrade right behind tem, follor ed by th* Ladlee' Aid, The Red Men an' the Woodmen an' the children, hand-ln-aand March aolemn to th' music o' th' -Sil ver Cornet Band. An' then, on Independence Day, they turn ?ut In their best, Their unicorns of red an' gold out sblnin' all th' rest. Th' cannons roar, th' banners wave, th' marshal takes coram ?.nd. But, gosh all hemlock! Listen t' thst I Silver Cornet Baud! On aumraer nights htey give ua all a concert In th' park The folk alt 'round an' listen till away long after dark, An' many a lovin* couple hev prom ised heart an' hand To th' soft, entrancin' .music o' th' Silver Cornet Band. I sometimes think that when it come my time C pass away I'd like to hev the hrm around and hear tb' music play; Seems kinda like th; passage t' tb* fur off Happy Load ? Would be easy, V th' music o' th* Silver Cornet Band. -E. F. McIntyre. The U. 8. navy haa perfected a search light visible for 100 miles un der favorable circumstances. "Knitter's HenrlUs" la Eagiaad.. ^LONDON, April 27.-Too much war-time ks'Ula g and sewing is re sponsible for'the appearance In Eng land of a malady which may be com pared with writer's cramp or tennis elbow.- The physicians call lt "knitter neuritis." It affects tba up per arm and shoulder rather than the fingers and seems only ty afflict those who knit with ?ItlcuHv, not having |ract!ced the art In their youth. . ' Last year's apple crop of the Unit ed lutes approximated SM*t,0tt barrel*. YES terday i fct. T< This is i H. Use for yourself, If you seek men, if yo fixtures, equip- ment. Classified Want Adverti Twenty-five *ords or leta, OM Tl Biz Tim CB ?LOO. All advertisement orar tweafty-flvi word. Ra?as on 1.000 words to i ?Mb No advertisement taken for l?ss 1 It your nama appears In th? tala] your want ad to 881 and a bill willi prompt payment FOR SALE o FOK SALE-Pop-Corn at $2.G0 per bushel. You can't raise better forage than Pop Corn and Peas Furman Smith, Seedsman, Phone 464. FOR HALE-Somo or tho betst coal and wood on tbe market at right prices. Wood cut to your order. Low country alabes still my spe cialty. W. Ulmer, successor to Piedmont Coal & Wood Co. Phon? C49. 4-15-tf FOR HALE or trade for a milch cow -a rubbe." tired Columbus top buggy, as good as new. W. 10. Rasor at Chiquola Barber Shop. 4-23-3tp. FOR SALE-Tobacco Dust, Bug Death and Slug-Shot Now is the proper season to apply for bent re sults-get Ute worm and thu bug be fore lt get? yours. Furman Smith, (Seedsman, Phone 464. WANTS WANTED-A reliable representative In every community to act as agent for The Intelligencer. Liberal com missions paid. Apply The Anderson Intelligencer. 2-28tf. WANTED-To correspond, conll . deutially, with anyone destrlous ot becoming permanently cured of the morphtne or whiskey habit The KEELEY INSTITUTE, COLUMBIA. 8. C., Box 75. WANTED-A good colo- u boy to do cleaning, pressing and altering. Columbia Tailoring C -5-28-31. FOUND FOUND-Bunch of keys with belt hook attached have been left at this office. Owner can have sanie by paying for ad. 4-2f>-3t. "What : nail we do for our hus? hands?" was the b rden of the in quiry that ran through the reporta of many of the clubs at tbe meeting of the clubs at the meeting of the leg islative committee of the St. Louis District of Women's Clubs. Mrs. Q. F. Coleman, president of the Minerva club, said that her club gives three entertainments a year for the special benefit of the husbands. Miss Jane Wood of the Tuxedo club wanted to know'If there were any stray husbands tn the club that she could take care of, and a visitor from Chicago, Mrs. A. B. Wolf, Bald that her husband was always a very ob liging affinity for other'clubwomen, i Mrs. Gilbert Fox gave as her opin ion that the clubwoman herself does not take any more pride in her club sueeep?"? than her'husband does, and 1 that when his wife's picture appears he in alwava proud to say, "I am that lady's husband." j, 'the inference gsthered from the discussion was that club husbands are no longer left ont in the cold, but will hereafter come In for their share , of the good things ot club life. Chicken dinners, picnics, theatre parties and so on were some of the amusements suggested for the hus bands. Proven, practical value motor car. More thai owners prove the practi In town or country, in farms, for business or everybody. An averag a mile keeps it going. ing. ^ buyers wu share tn pr? 300,000 new Ford car and August 1915. Runabout $440; Touring ( Coupelet 8750; Sedan $?71 equipment On display and sala at i TODD Al s gone. Tomorrow does not ex )DAY is the day of. Opportunity, he coloumn of opportunities. Read it-sf you seek a broader opening u wanito buy or sell machinery. Columns ising Rates a? 25 cen'?, Tare* Tim?? SO cents. ? wonts promt* for e*ch addition*] be used in a foutb made on appli han SI cents, enan Sa cd rene*. [thone directory yeo eas telephone ie malled after tte insertion for MISCELLANEOUS I) HY, PINE WOOD? cut, or5 in four foot lengths, or alaba; and perfect ly dry. Prices right. See me for all kinds of fire wood. B.JSl Wyatt, "Tile $6.0VCoal Man." ll- ITS IN SEASON, and fit to eat, w rf have lt; und the price won't make you lose you.- appetite either. "Llt , tie Oem" Cafe. J. E. Derrick, Pro prietor, 128 W. Whltner Street. BUCK-EYE BARBER. SHOP-Hair cut l*5c, abave 10. Beat service. Sat isfaction guaranteed. C. A. McClalu, Mgr. Let us duplicate your next brokeu leas while you wait.- Can make lt from a piece of the old glass,-dou't need your prescription. Have thu most modern Grinding Plant In -the South. If you are from Missouri lust come in we'll show you. Dr. MVR. Campbell, Louisa 8. Hllcenboeker, Assistant. Registered Optometrists 112 W; Whitier St.. Ground Floor. MONEY TO LEND on first mortgage of real estate In amounts of 126.00 to 160.00 in Anderson County at 8 per cent per annum. Apply to . James F. Rice, Andersdn, 8. C., of fice ayer the old post office. 4-22-6tp. SACRIFICE SALE-Three mottled Ancona hens, one cook |6.00; three White Face Black Spanish hens, one cock $5.00.. Get started with these extra laying breeds. M. C. Faggart, Greenwood, 8. C. 4-25-ltp. THIS AD, accompanied by cash wilt buy a dozen photos as follows: Large sta* Cabinets 1*00; Half Size Cabinets 11.25; Poat Card* 60c; offer espirea April 30tb. Al . len's Studio, North Main. 4-25-3tp. FOR RENT k o FOB RENT-Store recently occupied by The Intelligencer Job Printing Department. If interested In a flue ataud and good proposition, apply U'The Intelligencer. 8-13-ti A Mean Shift. The teacher bad been plying tho geography class with questions about Mexico. Then, soddenly, without the slightest warning, she asked: "What are the Dry Tortugas?" Johnyy waa so sure of himself that he not only raised his nando but fairly wriggled all over In his eager ness. When the teacher finally smil ed at him and nodded, he rmsvered, proudly: "They're griddle cakes Sithout any butter or maplu syrup on em." ? . . ? Yon can get the news wbtle Us new In The Morning Dally Intelligencer. .'' ' .., -? appeals to the buyer of a i 700.000" satisfied Ford cul qualities of Ford cars, the professions or on the pleasure, the Ford serves e. allowance- of two cents it's cheaper than walk outs if we sell at retail s between August 1914 ?ar 1400; Town Car $?90; l, t a b. Detroit wRh all il: Iva. JTOSHOP