The Anderson daily intelligencer. (Anderson, S.C.) 1914-1915, January 14, 1915, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3
NAMES IN THE INTELLIGENCER OFFICE
The following bit of monologue, in which play is made on the names of those connected with
The Intelligencer, was written by Jack Lord, of the Dave Newman Musical Company, playing this
week at the Palmetto Theatre, and read last"night at the annual .banquet of this paper: _
'Twas a shady GLENN, on one side was a field of HAYES
And over YON a cemetery with a creek running past the GRAVES
Mattie was scolding her boy for going swimming in the Creek,
ADAMS was MATTl'SON and the chastisement made him weep.
Ile was weeping tears of sorrow, with his twin sisters, MARY-NEL1.
This gave, the CREEKMORE water, for it made the river swell,
. . Just then along came SASSEEN, with his pencil and his pad,
y-nd both girls knew at once that he was looking for an ad.
Seeing there was no escape one girl jumped in the water
GODFREY pulled out a cigar and with it tried to ROPER
SULLIVAN screamed he can't miss if he's AULL WRIGHT KINNEY?
NIX.
L'ut the rope fell short, and the poor girl was in an awful fix
, Ua went down twice and had about made up her mind to die,
." lien up arose a great big SMOAK- and the creek went dry.
QUIT MEAT IF YOUR
KIDNEYSJACT BADLY
-Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Beek
Harts or Bladder Bothers.
We are a nation ot meat eaters sad
oar blood is filled with uric acid, says
a--weir ktn^wn-nuttm?lty.^ho- warns
us to be constantly on guard against
kidney trouble.
The kidneys do their utmost to free
the blood of this Irritating acid, but
become weak from overwork; they
get sluggish; the eliminative tissues
clog and thus the waste ls retained in
the blood to poison the entire system.
When your kidneys ache and feel
like lumps of lead, and you have'sting?
lng cains in the hack or the urine ir
ciorly, fuii or sediment, or the blad
der is irritable, obliging you to seek
relief during the night; when you
haye severe headaches, nervous and
dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid stom
ach or rheumatism in bad weather,
get from your pharmacist about four
ounces of Jad Salts; take a table
spoonful in a glass of water before
' breakfast each morning and in a few
days your kidneys will act fine. This
famous salts ls made from the acid of
grapes and lemon Juice combined
with lithia, and has been used for gen
erations to flush and stimulate clog
ged kidneys, to neutralise the aclu-) lu
urine so it is no louger a source of ir
ritation, thus ending urinary and blad
der disorders.
Jad Salta is inexpensive and rannot
injure; makes a delightful elrerves
/ cent llthla-water drink, and nobody
can make a mistake by taking a llttlo
occasionally to keep the kidneys clean
and active ? , (adv.)
"TIZ" FOR TIRED
SORE, ACHING FEET
Ahl what relief. Ko more tired feet;
no more burning feet, swollen, bad srneU
, lng; sweaty feet. No more pate in corns ,
-mses or bunions. No matter what
v..ca your feet -
or what under
the sea you've
' tried without
getting relief,
juat use "tt%"
"TIZ" draws
out all the poi
sonous exuda
tions which puff
up the feat}
"TIZ* is mag
ical-, kT!Z* ia
grand: "TIZ"
? will ?ere your
foot troubles BO
: youl I never limp or-draw up your ,' t-o
in pain. Your shoos won't seem t.ght
and your feet will never, nev*; nurt or
? get sore, awollen or tired.
Get a 23 cent box St say drug, pr
i'epartincnt store, sud ?et relief.
SATBJB* BALJDW?N
ARCHITECTS
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ii Personal
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Julian ^. Cltnkscales bas gone bo
Amer!-.us, Ga., where he will spend
several days looking after thr several
farms whick-he owns In tba-, action
of the State.
Capt. R. J. Ramer spent yesterday
In Greenville on business.
^^^^^^
H. S. Dowling bas returned from a
trip to Bamberg, his old h?rne,
John T. Milford of the county WOB
among th? visitors in the city'yester
: day.
Phillip Cromer of Rutherford, N. C.
is visiting in the city for a short
while.
Henry Moseley hes . returned to
1 Lowndesville after a short business
j trip to the city.
W. 8. Campbell of the county was
among the visitors In the city yester
day. . . '?
C. C. Jones of Starr wa? in the city
yesterday for a short while.
R. I* Bradberry ot the county waa
in the city yesterday for a short
while.
H. H. Hodges of Starr was in the
city yesterday for a short while.
J. C. Yeargin of Iva was among the
visitors In the city yesterday.
(Prank Breaaeale of Pendleton was
in the city yesterday on business.
P. H. McDaniel ot the Neals Creek
section waa in the city yesterday.
Wi E. Rheney of Augusta was in
the'etty yesterday on business.
Misses Louise-and Alleen O'Donnell
have gone to Sumter where they will
spend the winter.
Ernest Latimor ot Lowndesville was
In the city yesterday for a short
while.
. ? .
J. H. Pruitt of Starr was in the city
yesterday for a short while.
D. B. Mcphail of the Hopewell sec
tion waa in the city, yesterday,
A. Mcphail of the Hopewell section
was in the city yesterday for a short
while. _ I - % .
A. 8. Pant of Belton was among the
visitors in the etty yesterday.
W. W. Sears of Pendleton was in
the city yesterday fdr a short while.
Paul O'Neal of Pendleton waa
among the visitors In the etty fester
day. .
John Breasesl? ot Pendleton was In
thc city yesterday for a short while;
Aillo Williams of Greenwood was tn
th?, ?li.-m.^M^^ ** ' *t>J>?* *U,?C
Tc woos Kellar of Greenwood w >e
smrog th? visitors In. the etty yester
day.
Sullivan who has hean visit
THREE-QUARTERS OF
A MILLION PEOPLE
WERE HAULED DURING 1914
ON LOCAL TRACTION
UNES
NONE INJURED
Remarkable Record in HIM Re
spect Waa Made-Not One
Injured in the Slightest.
Approximately three-quarters of a
million people; or to.be exact, 752,528
passengers were carried during the
year 1914 on the.etty lines ot the
Southern, Public Utilities company,
according to 'data given .out* yesterday
by the resident manager of the com
pany.
But a more interesting feature in
this connection is the fact that these
three-quarters ot a million people
were carried without injury, even to
the slightest. scratch, a single pas
senger. The record ls a splendid one
and speaks well for the painstaking
and efficient manner in which the. lo
cal street car system is operated. It
Is doubtful If the record ls equaled by
any city of Anderson's sise In the
country.
lng his mother at Williamston has re
turned to his home in Tex ai.
John Finley of the Mountain Creek
section was a visitor in the city yes
terday.
A. G. Moorehead of Pendleton was
among the visitors in the city yester
day.
Fred Bolt ot Centervflle was in the
city yesterday. .
Bd. Mc Alister of Pelzer was among
the visitors In the city yesterday.
Clarence Bolt of the county was in
th? city yesterday.
?j "
Asa Hall of the Antreville section
was in the city yeste--day.
J. T.. Bolt of Centerviilo was among
the visitors In th? city yesterday.
J. A. Horton of Belton was among
the visitors tn the city yesterday.
Sam Jackson of Iva was tn the .city
yesterday.
Alma Dean ot Deans was among the
visitors In the city yesterday.
Pat Major of the Hammond School
section was in the city yesterday.
Marton Smith ot the Lebanon sec
tion waa la the etty yesterday.
Buyers Are the People
Who Read Advertisements.
They Know Their Wants, but
Want to Know Where to
Them. *<~-*77>
jPOIE? KIDNEY PBXS
?os sA?XAC^t alonar* ASP SLAB??*.
ANNUAL BANQUET OF
INTELLIGENCER HELD
SECOND FAMILY GATHER
ING LAST NIGHT WAS AN
ENJOYABLE AFFAIR
NOVEL PROGRAM
Was Carried Out For The Enter
tainment of the Guests.
Toasts Responded To.
The second annual banquet las*
night of the officers of The Anderson
Dolly Intelligencer Company, the
steff of the paper and the employees
of the various departments waa lu
every particular a most enjoyable oe
easton. The affair wan held at the
Piedmont Cafe and waa attended by
several of the officers and directors
of the company, the entire staff and
all but two or three of the employees
A bountiful feast, short speeches by
various ones present and a perform
ance by a professional vaudeville
troupe were among the outPtaoding
features of the occasion. The event
was made all the more enjoyable on
account of the presence of the wives
of several of the officers and ein- j
ployees of the paper. The occasion j
will long linger In the memory of -j
those who were so fortunate OB to bc (
present.
At G o'clock the guests assembled
about two long tables that had been
arranged In the rear half of the Pied- I \
mont Cate. The first surprise of the
evening waa furnished when the ten
or more "members of the Dave New
man Musical Company, who arc hold
ing the boards at the Palmetto theatre
this week, flied In and took places at
the table which had been reserved ?>
for them. The fact that . arrange- f1
menta had been made for the appear
ance of the vaudevlllle troupe wa?
known to but a few who were In
charge of arrangements for the ban
quet, and the entrance of the per
formers created no little surprise.
Without loss bf time, members of thc
vaudeville troupe busied themselves
In entertaining the guests, and this j
they did in royal style. A number pf
catchy songs were rendered by solo
ists, a quartette and a trio during thc |1
evening, and some excellent mono
logue work waa: done by one of tho |
troupe. Probably the most amusing
feature of the entertainment was the j
rendition by one of the artists of a j
bit of monologue ic which he made !
some plsy on the names of several of \
those connected with The Intelligen
cer. Among .the most enjoyable songs]
rendered ny the troupe was "lt's a
Long Way to Tipperary," this num
ber be IA g encored repeatedly. The
work of Miss Carrie Hawley, posses
sor of an unusually sweet and charm
ing voice, ls worthy of special men
tion. One of her songs. "I Am Look
ing For Someone, to Love." was en
coted. Other members of the troupe
who did splendid work sre: Jack
Lord, Lew Oordss, Walter Wr&ht'J
Misses Babe Leparte, Gussie Vernon,
Ism -Toliver. Evelyn Leigh and Dolly
De Verne. The accompaniments for
the singera were played by Mr. Dave
Newman, in excellent. style. When
thia part of the tprogram had been
completed, the members of the vaude
ville troupe retired.
The remainder of the program was
taken.up with short speeches by va
rious guests. Porter A. Whaiey, sec
retary of the board of directors, net
ed as toastmaster, a position which
he Alu with splendid ability. The flrst
r.peakcr of the evening- was Gen. M.
L. Bonham, of tho board ot directors
of The Intelligencer Company. After
speaking a word of appreciation .of
the entertainment furnished by the
vaudeville troupe. Gen. Bonham trac
ed briefly the history of the doctrine
of the freedom of the press, which is
written into the constitution of tho
country. He classed the press as one j
of the greatest agencies for good in
the world, standing next to the pulpit'
In that respect. He took occasion to
speak of the fact that The Intelligen- j
cor stands for the moral uplift of this 1
community as weil as tor the advance
ment of the agricultural, educational!
and commercial Interests of the sec-1
tlon. He pointed ont how In the mak
ing of a great newspaper the success
to which that paper attained ls meas
ured by the character of the men who {
were charged with the making of the
paper. As long as The Intelligencer!
ts maintained on the high plane on
which lt is now being conducted, he j
said, the directors would pledge their <
support to those who are actively eon- |
netted with the affairs of the publica
tion. And in addition to that, he stat
ed, they will receive the plaudits of
a public who appreciates the efforts
the paper ia making in the int?r?ts |
of the community.
During the coarse of the evening
toasts were responded ta hy the fol
lowing:
BL M. Msttlson, president ot Hie In
telligencer Company, "Why I Like
Newspaper Work."
j .8. Fowler, vice president, "How
Cdn a Newspaper Aid the Suv* Pav
ing Movement."
W. W. Smoak, editor, and manager
of The Intelligencer, "The Intelligen
cer, Its Past. Present and Future."
T. K. Roper, manager Job depart
ment. -The Job Department"
L. M. Glenn, city editor, -Trials ot
a Newspaper Man tn Anderson."
Phelr.4 Ssa seen, advertising mana
ger, "Advertising-''
T. B. Godfrey, circulation manager.
'MM.', jjt^UMBMr te Bw.?? Heme.**
*T7A*uheTte*egraph editor and fore
man, *Th? Mechanical .Department"
Rev. W. C Kirkland, editor South
ern christian Adv?cala. "The South
ern Christina Advocate."
danae A. Qraves, editor and mana
What Remains of Fortress Bismarck at Taingtau.
That the Japanese as well as the
>rmuns have inghty gun? for use
n tilts war is proved by the ap
?enrance of this German fortress at
Tulngiau. the German dependency in
.Uilnr.. just taken by the Japanese
Tili? wan Fortress Bismarck, one of
thc principal fortresses in tho Gorman
fortification, lt withstood the bom
bardment by tho JapeneBC fleet until
a sholl struck lt in the right place.
Then it was torn to bits as shown lr.
the first photograph of the results of
the fight In China. The heavy steel
encasement which held the German
guns was literally lifted from the
ground and a dozen men were burled
in tlie runs.
SOAP ON HAIR CAUSES t
SCALP GET!
-lair coming out? If ?ry. thin?
faded, bring back its color
and lustre.
After wai-liiiii- your hair with soap
ilways apply a little .Danderlne to try3
fcalp to invigorate the"hair and pre
sent dryness.. Better still, uso HOSP
IS sparingly ns possible, and instead
lave a "Dunderinu Hair t.'leanso."
lust moisten a cloth with pauderinc
ind draw it carefully through your
bair, taking ?one strand at a time,
rbis will remove dust, dirt and ex
cessive oil. In a few moments yor
will be amazed, your bair will not
?jer Tlie Belton Journal. "The Belton
Journal, lia Future."
J. L. Aull, -'Linotype Amies."
Misa Sarah Hayes, bookkeeper, "Ef
ficiency in The Intelligencer Force."
A. M. Wright. "Some Inside Talk."
Tho program was brought lo a close
with the rendering of a number ol
popular melodies by The Intelligencer
rjuartette, composed of Maryheil, God
frey, Haynle and Ortmau.
C. B. EARLE APPOINTED
COMMISSIONER HERE
RECEIVED COMMISSION ON
TUESDAY FROM U. S.
JUDGE SMITH
( i
SUCCEEDS WOLFE
rion. S. M. Wolfe Resigned Upon
His Election to the House of
Representatives.
/ -
Mr. C. B. Earle, one of the most
imminent, young members of the
Anderson Bar, lias been appointed
knited . Stales. Commissioner for this
:ounty. Mr. Karlo received his cora
niss''.. Tuesday from United States
ludgo Henry A. M. Smith, of Char
cston, judge of thc United States Dis
rlct Court for thc eastern and west
>rn districts of South Carolina.
Mr. Earle succeeds as Federal Com
missioner the Hon. S. M. Wolfe, who
icnt in his resignation, as the law.
vonld not allow him to bold the pos
ion of commissioner and serve ns a
nember of the legislature at the same
imo.
The appointment of Mr. Earle ls for
i period of four years. There is no
aw with respect to the number of
ernis one cap nerve as commissioner.
X) lt does not mean that Mr. Earle's
lutter, in this line will como io a close
it the expiration of four years. Should
ie care for the position agcin, he will
>e reappointed for another period of
our years.
The. new commissioner *. qualified
ri every way to fill 'the position to
vhlch he has been appointed, and tho
LC thin of the F?deral judge In com
nissloning him will t meet with the
lear ty approval of the members of the
ocal bar and tho public In general,
REE PM* IN GOOD CONDITION
Many people suffer Trom Indigestion
md constipation and do not know lt.
V feeling of dullneflu and languid
lesa, bitter taste in the mouth, head
iche, bilious fever-must of those
.auditions when you ''are not alckj
rmi fju?'L ?er? fiHu?**--va? ?m iruve?
o sluggish bowels and torpid liver,
foley Cathartic Tablets cleanse tho
iytstecu arouse tho liver, banish trt
LlgesthHi and make you "feel good all.,
iver"--light, energetic and ambitious.
?old hy Brans\ Pharmacy. ?
\
only bo denn, but lt will bo wavy,
fluffy and abundant, anf possess an
incomparable softness and lastre.
Besides cleansing and beautifying
the bair, one application of Danderlne
dissolves every particle ot dandruff ;
stimulates the scalp, stopping itching
and falling hair. Benderine is to the
hair what fresh showers ot rain and
sunshine are to vegetation. It goes
right to tho roots,t invigorates and
strehgthens them. 'Its exhilarating
and life-producing properties cause
thc hair to grow long, strong and
beautiful. .
i Men! Ladies! Top can surely haye
I v s of charming hair. Get a 25 cent
i bottle of Knowiton's Danderlne from
any drug store or toilet counter and
.try it .
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9 Sparkles from Refuge. o
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The goojd people of thia place met
and reorganized the Sunday school
bera last Sunday afternoon.^ Let's
shea and every one attend every Bun
dny. and not ?tay hpme discus* ir. ??
politice, war and low priced cotton.
Au believe ir this is done, we will
havo a bettor corcnuntty.
Mr, and MK Luther Jenkins of
Pendleton anent Saturday and Satur
day night at the home ot Mr. and Mrs.
P.*J. Gillespie.
Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Sears and fam
ily of near Pendleton spent last Thurs
day at tho home of Mr.- William Kel
ley, of thc Bishop's Branch section.
Mr. John Robert Wilson snd fam
ily of near Six and Twenty have
moved- on the plantation of Mr. S. L>
Hicks. Welcome into our community.
Mr. and Mrs. Wilson, for we ere glad
to have yop for our neighbors.
Mr. and Mrs. T. F. Evatt and child
ren and Master John Lendermann
visited at th? home of Mr. P. C. Gil
lespie Sunday. .
Mr. Foster Evatt and a nephew,
Master. Warley Lenderman, and a ne
gro. Ike Hix, were driving through
the lawn at Asthabula farm in a wa
gon, late Thursday evening when the
m ul eu became frightened at something
that looked very much like a black
dog, and jumped, throwing the top bed
from the wagon and Mr. Evatt and the
negro with them, leaving Master War
ley in the wagon alone. The mules
-ontlnued to run for some little dis
tance when they stopped, as sudden
ly as they started. There was no one
burt very bad. but the negro, who had
his head skinned a little.
Mr. and Mrs. Luther Kay have been
spending several days In Pendleton
:.t the bedside ot Mrs. Kay's father.
Mr- Jasper Stewart, who has been
seriously ill with pneumonia, but we
are glad to know that he ls very much
improved at this writing.
Mr? and Mrs. D. C. Evatt, and lit
tle son, D. C., Jr., spent Mondsy with
Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Gillespie.
Mrs. W. F. G. Owen'sad charming
little daughter, of Greenville, have
been spending several days at Mr.
W. G. Wilson's home.
Mr. and Mrs, S. P. Phillips and lit
tle son, McDonnle, visited at the home
ot Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Wilson, Fri
day af terne on.
Mrs. W. ?V Evatt has returned to
her home nour this place after spend
ing several days with her daughter.
Mrs. W. H. Lenderman of Asthabula
farm.
Mrs. R. W. Nilson sud little daugh
ter. Helen, spent Bundey at the heme
Ot Mr. T. F, Nelson.
Miases Sallie and Etti? Gillespie
were visiting their sister last Satur
day, Mrs. L. T. Craig, of Central.
Arc Yon Proud of Yonr Town
and of Your Busings? Yea?
THEN ADVERTISE YOUR
BUSINESS and THEREBY
ADVERTISE YOUR TOWN.
EXPECT BI6 CROWDS
FOR INAUGURATION
TRAVELING PASSENGER
AGENT OF SOUTHERN
HERE YESTERDAY
VERY LOW RAT?S
VVOl Be in Effect on Railroads on
Account of Event-$3.90
From Anderson.
Tbst there will be a large number
of people In Columbia, from ail sec
tions of the State on January lt to
witness the inauguration of Governor
Richard I. Manning, la the prediction
of W. R. Taber, traveling; passenger
agent of the Southern Raliway, with
headquarters in Greenville, who was
In the city yesterday morning for the,
purpose of placing In the local papers
announcements of special rates which
his railroad would give to Columbia
on account of this event.
Round trip ticket? from' Anderson
to Columbia will be'sold fdr'the re
markably low sum-of 13JO..This ts
erna less, than tickets to. the State
fair bold for. Mr. Taber Said that the
extremely-low rate was made because
lt ls expected that there will be a
record-breaking t iber of -people In
the Capital City for the inauguration
of the hew'governor. .
Tickets go on salo here January 18,
with return limit of midnight, Jan
uary 20. It is probable there will be a
number of people from this city who
will go down for the inauguration.
MRS. W. A. ITS VTA IN
Died Yesterday Afternoon at Her
Hesse m This City.
Mrs. W. A. McSwaln, aged 6? years.
died yesterday afternoon at 4 o'clock
at her home on North Main street, af
ter an Illness ot some six weeks. The
funeral services will be held this af
ternoon at 4 o'clock at the residence
of her daughter. Mrs. R> L. 'Russell,
SOI North McDuffle sti-eet, and will be
conducted by the F/ev. Witherspoon
Dodge, pastor of Central Presbyterisn
church, of which Mrs. McSwain waa
a nwmber. Interment will be bi 811K
ver Brook cemetery.
She ls survived by her husband, W.
A. McSwaln, one son, P. A. McSwaln,
and two daughters, Mrs. R. L. Rus
sell and Mrs. J. L. Purge son. -_
I i
I PROSPERITY IN 1915
Eccnomy, industry,
thrlit-Make mord
tt*an yon spend; Elim!.
Late extravagances.
Encourage economy.
Worsv work, work
Work intelligently.
Phut plain pleasures.
Dress Simply, Save
Something; Put your
money to work. Pay.
promptly your prom
ises. Boost instead ot
knock, Snob, pay day
deposit with the Sav
ings Department of
Tte
The Ktreagetf ?ss* ta
tho ?eantr,