NAMES IN THE INTELLIGENCER OFFICE The following bit of monologue, in which play is made on the names of those connected with The Intelligencer, was written by Jack Lord, of the Dave Newman Musical Company, playing this week at the Palmetto Theatre, and read last"night at the annual .banquet of this paper: _ 'Twas a shady GLENN, on one side was a field of HAYES And over YON a cemetery with a creek running past the GRAVES Mattie was scolding her boy for going swimming in the Creek, ADAMS was MATTl'SON and the chastisement made him weep. Ile was weeping tears of sorrow, with his twin sisters, MARY-NEL1. This gave, the CREEKMORE water, for it made the river swell, . . Just then along came SASSEEN, with his pencil and his pad, y-nd both girls knew at once that he was looking for an ad. Seeing there was no escape one girl jumped in the water GODFREY pulled out a cigar and with it tried to ROPER SULLIVAN screamed he can't miss if he's AULL WRIGHT KINNEY? NIX. L'ut the rope fell short, and the poor girl was in an awful fix , Ua went down twice and had about made up her mind to die, ." lien up arose a great big SMOAK- and the creek went dry. QUIT MEAT IF YOUR KIDNEYSJACT BADLY -Take Tablespoonful of Salts If Beek Harts or Bladder Bothers. We are a nation ot meat eaters sad oar blood is filled with uric acid, says a--weir ktn^wn-nuttm?lty.^ho- warns us to be constantly on guard against kidney trouble. The kidneys do their utmost to free the blood of this Irritating acid, but become weak from overwork; they get sluggish; the eliminative tissues clog and thus the waste ls retained in the blood to poison the entire system. When your kidneys ache and feel like lumps of lead, and you have'sting? lng cains in the hack or the urine ir ciorly, fuii or sediment, or the blad der is irritable, obliging you to seek relief during the night; when you haye severe headaches, nervous and dizzy spells, sleeplessness, acid stom ach or rheumatism in bad weather, get from your pharmacist about four ounces of Jad Salts; take a table spoonful in a glass of water before ' breakfast each morning and in a few days your kidneys will act fine. This famous salts ls made from the acid of grapes and lemon Juice combined with lithia, and has been used for gen erations to flush and stimulate clog ged kidneys, to neutralise the aclu-) lu urine so it is no louger a source of ir ritation, thus ending urinary and blad der disorders. Jad Salta is inexpensive and rannot injure; makes a delightful elrerves / cent llthla-water drink, and nobody can make a mistake by taking a llttlo occasionally to keep the kidneys clean and active ? , (adv.) "TIZ" FOR TIRED SORE, ACHING FEET Ahl what relief. Ko more tired feet; no more burning feet, swollen, bad srneU , lng; sweaty feet. No more pate in corns , -mses or bunions. No matter what v..ca your feet - or what under the sea you've ' tried without getting relief, juat use "tt%" "TIZ" draws out all the poi sonous exuda tions which puff up the feat} "TIZ* is mag ical-, kT!Z* ia grand: "TIZ" ? will ?ere your foot troubles BO : youl I never limp or-draw up your ,' t-o in pain. Your shoos won't seem t.ght and your feet will never, nev*; nurt or ? get sore, awollen or tired. Get a 23 cent box St say drug, pr i'epartincnt store, sud ?et relief. SATBJB* BALJDW?N ARCHITECTS Bjacslsy ?Mg. Andersen. 8, C. * CKftsens Satkaal Beak BU* * Belies*, N. C. * sr ' ' * ?see ? * 'o ?'. * * * e a . * e * W??M?M mmnmrnnm *?+ ??J>?* *U,?C Tc woos Kellar of Greenwood w >e smrog th? visitors In. the etty yester day. Sullivan who has hean visit THREE-QUARTERS OF A MILLION PEOPLE WERE HAULED DURING 1914 ON LOCAL TRACTION UNES NONE INJURED Remarkable Record in HIM Re spect Waa Made-Not One Injured in the Slightest. Approximately three-quarters of a million people; or to.be exact, 752,528 passengers were carried during the year 1914 on the.etty lines ot the Southern, Public Utilities company, according to 'data given .out* yesterday by the resident manager of the com pany. But a more interesting feature in this connection is the fact that these three-quarters ot a million people were carried without injury, even to the slightest. scratch, a single pas senger. The record ls a splendid one and speaks well for the painstaking and efficient manner in which the. lo cal street car system is operated. It Is doubtful If the record ls equaled by any city of Anderson's sise In the country. lng his mother at Williamston has re turned to his home in Tex ai. John Finley of the Mountain Creek section was a visitor in the city yes terday. A. G. Moorehead of Pendleton was among the visitors in the city yester day. Fred Bolt ot Centervflle was in the city yesterday. . Bd. Mc Alister of Pelzer was among the visitors In the city yesterday. Clarence Bolt of the county was in th? city yesterday. ?j " Asa Hall of the Antreville section was in the city yeste--day. J. T.. Bolt of Centerviilo was among the visitors In th? city yesterday. J. A. Horton of Belton was among the visitors tn the city yesterday. Sam Jackson of Iva was tn the .city yesterday. Alma Dean ot Deans was among the visitors In the city yesterday. Pat Major of the Hammond School section was in the city yesterday. Marton Smith ot the Lebanon sec tion waa la the etty yesterday. Buyers Are the People Who Read Advertisements. They Know Their Wants, but Want to Know Where to Them. *<~-*77> jPOIE? KIDNEY PBXS ?os sA?XAC^t alonar* ASP SLAB??*. ANNUAL BANQUET OF INTELLIGENCER HELD SECOND FAMILY GATHER ING LAST NIGHT WAS AN ENJOYABLE AFFAIR NOVEL PROGRAM Was Carried Out For The Enter tainment of the Guests. Toasts Responded To. The second annual banquet las* night of the officers of The Anderson Dolly Intelligencer Company, the steff of the paper and the employees of the various departments waa lu every particular a most enjoyable oe easton. The affair wan held at the Piedmont Cafe and waa attended by several of the officers and directors of the company, the entire staff and all but two or three of the employees A bountiful feast, short speeches by various ones present and a perform ance by a professional vaudeville troupe were among the outPtaoding features of the occasion. The event was made all the more enjoyable on account of the presence of the wives of several of the officers and ein- j ployees of the paper. The occasion j will long linger In the memory of -j those who were so fortunate OB to bc ( present. At G o'clock the guests assembled about two long tables that had been arranged In the rear half of the Pied- I \ mont Cate. The first surprise of the evening waa furnished when the ten or more "members of the Dave New man Musical Company, who arc hold ing the boards at the Palmetto theatre this week, flied In and took places at the table which had been reserved ?> for them. The fact that . arrange- f1 menta had been made for the appear ance of the vaudevlllle troupe wa? known to but a few who were In charge of arrangements for the ban quet, and the entrance of the per formers created no little surprise. Without loss bf time, members of thc vaudeville troupe busied themselves In entertaining the guests, and this j they did in royal style. A number pf catchy songs were rendered by solo ists, a quartette and a trio during thc |1 evening, and some excellent mono logue work waa: done by one of tho | troupe. Probably the most amusing feature of the entertainment was the j rendition by one of the artists of a j bit of monologue ic which he made ! some plsy on the names of several of \ those connected with The Intelligen cer. Among .the most enjoyable songs] rendered ny the troupe was "lt's a Long Way to Tipperary," this num ber be IA g encored repeatedly. The work of Miss Carrie Hawley, posses sor of an unusually sweet and charm ing voice, ls worthy of special men tion. One of her songs. "I Am Look ing For Someone, to Love." was en coted. Other members of the troupe who did splendid work sre: Jack Lord, Lew Oordss, Walter Wr&ht'J Misses Babe Leparte, Gussie Vernon, Ism -Toliver. Evelyn Leigh and Dolly De Verne. The accompaniments for the singera were played by Mr. Dave Newman, in excellent. style. When thia part of the tprogram had been completed, the members of the vaude ville troupe retired. The remainder of the program was taken.up with short speeches by va rious guests. Porter A. Whaiey, sec retary of the board of directors, net ed as toastmaster, a position which he Alu with splendid ability. The flrst r.peakcr of the evening- was Gen. M. L. Bonham, of tho board ot directors of The Intelligencer Company. After speaking a word of appreciation .of the entertainment furnished by the vaudeville troupe. Gen. Bonham trac ed briefly the history of the doctrine of the freedom of the press, which is written into the constitution of tho country. He classed the press as one j of the greatest agencies for good in the world, standing next to the pulpit' In that respect. He took occasion to speak of the fact that The Intelligen- j cor stands for the moral uplift of this 1 community as weil as tor the advance ment of the agricultural, educational! and commercial Interests of the sec-1 tlon. He pointed ont how In the mak ing of a great newspaper the success to which that paper attained ls meas ured by the character of the men who { were charged with the making of the paper. As long as The Intelligencer! ts maintained on the high plane on which lt is now being conducted, he j said, the directors would pledge their < support to those who are actively eon- | netted with the affairs of the publica tion. And in addition to that, he stat ed, they will receive the plaudits of a public who appreciates the efforts the paper ia making in the int?r?ts | of the community. During the coarse of the evening toasts were responded ta hy the fol lowing: BL M. Msttlson, president ot Hie In telligencer Company, "Why I Like Newspaper Work." j .8. Fowler, vice president, "How Cdn a Newspaper Aid the Suv* Pav ing Movement." W. W. Smoak, editor, and manager of The Intelligencer, "The Intelligen cer, Its Past. Present and Future." T. K. Roper, manager Job depart ment. -The Job Department" L. M. Glenn, city editor, -Trials ot a Newspaper Man tn Anderson." Phelr.4 Ssa seen, advertising mana ger, "Advertising-'' T. B. Godfrey, circulation manager. 'MM.', jjt^UMBMr te Bw.?? Heme.** *T7A*uheTte*egraph editor and fore man, *Th? Mechanical .Department" Rev. W. C Kirkland, editor South ern christian Adv?cala. "The South ern Christina Advocate." danae A. Qraves, editor and mana What Remains of Fortress Bismarck at Taingtau. That the Japanese as well as the >rmuns have inghty gun? for use n tilts war is proved by the ap ?enrance of this German fortress at Tulngiau. the German dependency in .Uilnr.. just taken by the Japanese Tili? wan Fortress Bismarck, one of thc principal fortresses in tho Gorman fortification, lt withstood the bom bardment by tho JapeneBC fleet until a sholl struck lt in the right place. Then it was torn to bits as shown lr. the first photograph of the results of the fight In China. The heavy steel encasement which held the German guns was literally lifted from the ground and a dozen men were burled in tlie runs. SOAP ON HAIR CAUSES t SCALP GET! -lair coming out? If ?ry. thin? faded, bring back its color and lustre. After wai-liiiii- your hair with soap ilways apply a little .Danderlne to try3 fcalp to invigorate the"hair and pre sent dryness.. Better still, uso HOSP IS sparingly ns possible, and instead lave a "Dunderinu Hair t.'leanso." lust moisten a cloth with pauderinc ind draw it carefully through your bair, taking ?one strand at a time, rbis will remove dust, dirt and ex cessive oil. In a few moments yor will be amazed, your bair will not ?jer Tlie Belton Journal. "The Belton Journal, lia Future." J. L. Aull, -'Linotype Amies." Misa Sarah Hayes, bookkeeper, "Ef ficiency in The Intelligencer Force." A. M. Wright. "Some Inside Talk." Tho program was brought lo a close with the rendering of a number ol popular melodies by The Intelligencer rjuartette, composed of Maryheil, God frey, Haynle and Ortmau. C. B. EARLE APPOINTED COMMISSIONER HERE RECEIVED COMMISSION ON TUESDAY FROM U. S. JUDGE SMITH ( i SUCCEEDS WOLFE rion. S. M. Wolfe Resigned Upon His Election to the House of Representatives. / - Mr. C. B. Earle, one of the most imminent, young members of the Anderson Bar, lias been appointed knited . Stales. Commissioner for this :ounty. Mr. Karlo received his cora niss''.. Tuesday from United States ludgo Henry A. M. Smith, of Char cston, judge of thc United States Dis rlct Court for thc eastern and west >rn districts of South Carolina. Mr. Earle succeeds as Federal Com missioner the Hon. S. M. Wolfe, who icnt in his resignation, as the law. vonld not allow him to bold the pos ion of commissioner and serve ns a nember of the legislature at the same imo. The appointment of Mr. Earle ls for i period of four years. There is no aw with respect to the number of ernis one cap nerve as commissioner. X) lt does not mean that Mr. Earle's lutter, in this line will como io a close it the expiration of four years. Should ie care for the position agcin, he will >e reappointed for another period of our years. The. new commissioner *. qualified ri every way to fill 'the position to vhlch he has been appointed, and tho LC thin of the F?deral judge In com nissloning him will t meet with the lear ty approval of the members of the ocal bar and tho public In general, REE PM* IN GOOD CONDITION Many people suffer Trom Indigestion md constipation and do not know lt. V feeling of dullneflu and languid lesa, bitter taste in the mouth, head iche, bilious fever-must of those .auditions when you ''are not alckj rmi fju?'L ?er? fiHu?**--va? ?m iruve? o sluggish bowels and torpid liver, foley Cathartic Tablets cleanse tho iytstecu arouse tho liver, banish trt LlgesthHi and make you "feel good all., iver"--light, energetic and ambitious. ?old hy Brans\ Pharmacy. ? \ only bo denn, but lt will bo wavy, fluffy and abundant, anf possess an incomparable softness and lastre. Besides cleansing and beautifying the bair, one application of Danderlne dissolves every particle ot dandruff ; stimulates the scalp, stopping itching and falling hair. Benderine is to the hair what fresh showers ot rain and sunshine are to vegetation. It goes right to tho roots,t invigorates and strehgthens them. 'Its exhilarating and life-producing properties cause thc hair to grow long, strong and beautiful. . i Men! Ladies! Top can surely haye I v s of charming hair. Get a 25 cent i bottle of Knowiton's Danderlne from any drug store or toilet counter and .try it . ooooooopo. oooooooooo a o 9 Sparkles from Refuge. o o o QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ?? ?? o The goojd people of thia place met and reorganized the Sunday school bera last Sunday afternoon.^ Let's shea and every one attend every Bun dny. and not ?tay hpme discus* ir. ?? politice, war and low priced cotton. Au believe ir this is done, we will havo a bettor corcnuntty. Mr, and MK Luther Jenkins of Pendleton anent Saturday and Satur day night at the home ot Mr. and Mrs. P.*J. Gillespie. Mr. and Mrs. W. E. Sears and fam ily of near Pendleton spent last Thurs day at tho home of Mr.- William Kel ley, of thc Bishop's Branch section. Mr. John Robert Wilson snd fam ily of near Six and Twenty have moved- on the plantation of Mr. S. L> Hicks. Welcome into our community. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson, for we ere glad to have yop for our neighbors. Mr. and Mrs. T. F. Evatt and child ren and Master John Lendermann visited at th? home of Mr. P. C. Gil lespie Sunday. . Mr. Foster Evatt and a nephew, Master. Warley Lenderman, and a ne gro. Ike Hix, were driving through the lawn at Asthabula farm in a wa gon, late Thursday evening when the m ul eu became frightened at something that looked very much like a black dog, and jumped, throwing the top bed from the wagon and Mr. Evatt and the negro with them, leaving Master War ley in the wagon alone. The mules -ontlnued to run for some little dis tance when they stopped, as sudden ly as they started. There was no one burt very bad. but the negro, who had his head skinned a little. Mr. and Mrs. Luther Kay have been spending several days In Pendleton :.t the bedside ot Mrs. Kay's father. Mr- Jasper Stewart, who has been seriously ill with pneumonia, but we are glad to know that he ls very much improved at this writing. Mr? and Mrs. D. C. Evatt, and lit tle son, D. C., Jr., spent Mondsy with Mr. and Mrs. P. C. Gillespie. Mrs. W. F. G. Owen'sad charming little daughter, of Greenville, have been spending several days at Mr. W. G. Wilson's home. Mr. and Mrs, S. P. Phillips and lit tle son, McDonnle, visited at the home ot Mr. and Mrs. Clarence Wilson, Fri day af terne on. Mrs. W. ?V Evatt has returned to her home nour this place after spend ing several days with her daughter. Mrs. W. H. Lenderman of Asthabula farm. Mrs. R. W. Nilson sud little daugh ter. Helen, spent Bundey at the heme Ot Mr. T. F, Nelson. Miases Sallie and Etti? Gillespie were visiting their sister last Satur day, Mrs. L. T. Craig, of Central. Arc Yon Proud of Yonr Town and of Your Busings? Yea? THEN ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS and THEREBY ADVERTISE YOUR TOWN. EXPECT BI6 CROWDS FOR INAUGURATION TRAVELING PASSENGER AGENT OF SOUTHERN HERE YESTERDAY VERY LOW RAT?S VVOl Be in Effect on Railroads on Account of Event-$3.90 From Anderson. Tbst there will be a large number of people In Columbia, from ail sec tions of the State on January lt to witness the inauguration of Governor Richard I. Manning, la the prediction of W. R. Taber, traveling; passenger agent of the Southern Raliway, with headquarters in Greenville, who was In the city yesterday morning for the, purpose of placing In the local papers announcements of special rates which his railroad would give to Columbia on account of this event. Round trip ticket? from' Anderson to Columbia will be'sold fdr'the re markably low sum-of 13JO..This ts erna less, than tickets to. the State fair bold for. Mr. Taber Said that the extremely-low rate was made because lt ls expected that there will be a record-breaking t iber of -people In the Capital City for the inauguration of the hew'governor. . Tickets go on salo here January 18, with return limit of midnight, Jan uary 20. It is probable there will be a number of people from this city who will go down for the inauguration. MRS. W. A. ITS VTA IN Died Yesterday Afternoon at Her Hesse m This City. Mrs. W. A. McSwaln, aged 6? years. died yesterday afternoon at 4 o'clock at her home on North Main street, af ter an Illness ot some six weeks. The funeral services will be held this af ternoon at 4 o'clock at the residence of her daughter. Mrs. R> L. 'Russell, SOI North McDuffle sti-eet, and will be conducted by the F/ev. Witherspoon Dodge, pastor of Central Presbyterisn church, of which Mrs. McSwain waa a nwmber. Interment will be bi 811K ver Brook cemetery. She ls survived by her husband, W. A. McSwaln, one son, P. A. McSwaln, and two daughters, Mrs. R. L. Rus sell and Mrs. J. L. Purge son. -_ I i I PROSPERITY IN 1915 Eccnomy, industry, thrlit-Make mord tt*an yon spend; Elim!. Late extravagances. Encourage economy. Worsv work, work Work intelligently. Phut plain pleasures. Dress Simply, Save Something; Put your money to work. Pay. promptly your prom ises. Boost instead ot knock, Snob, pay day deposit with the Sav ings Department of Tte The Ktreagetf ?ss* ta tho ?eantr,