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llctwoo'i the Lights. Betweon tho lights tho soul lias time to think. To view iu retrospect the vanished hours. To call ngain hopos ainarathine flowors, ' To stop beside tbo fount of life and drink. * Between tho lights?110 need of spoken , words? , ^ Our language is too poor when wo are near ( Tho Ideal Life?when other tones we hear, Tones mnr? lliuill.l ?!..??> I hoard. Love chants]of purer joys and nobler heights, True music thrills tlio soul with deeper jiowor, And life grows richer in tho cpiiot hour, When wo can pause and rest cetween the ; lights. ?Eva Gorton Taylor,in Current. HUMOROUS. A hotel is known by the company it keeps. I After all, it is the bud child that gets , the palm. j "When a man buys a porous plaster he generally sticks to his bargain. A conductor can be polite to the ladies and at the same time knock down the fare. "14" ip *?> 1 -?-???*!??? ? U i - - * ? jiw ao i?? uut iiuuut liu* .SillUO as in everything else. A man never 1 succeeds until he gets his hancl in. j ^ It is reported that Wiggins learned to c be a prophet by guessing what his wife > would say when ho came home Into at * . , s night. t A physiologist says that "no man's body is as strong as his appetite." This c explains why a tramp can eat a bigger c pile of victuals in a day than lie can *j 6awT wood. t A new English dictionary is coming 11 out with 240,000 words. People who * are ever bent on having the last word j should subscribe at once. i Nothing is so pleasing as to have a * large man thump you in the left lung t to emphasize an argument. The founda- ' tion of many an everlasting hatred has been laid in that way. c Frcd, three years old, and his baby * Bister were to have a drink of water. Fred reached for the glass, saying: "E; t me have it firss," but mamma said, "No, ^ iuue giris aiways lirst." Six* Fred re- I , plied, "Ko! gen'leinen firss. They're I ;i just as sirsty us girls!" \ The World's I.ar^ent 1'rivatc Enterprise , If ihe question were asked, "What is < the largest private business in the world, depending upon a single individual?" t we dare say most of the Journal readers, old and young, would have diflicuIty in 1 answering. Any bright school child i; could tell you tho nanus of the highest J mountain, the longest river, the largest I inland, etc., but when it comes to the grand results of human industry, bowsadly ignorant most of ns ?r?! TT.-rr Aifrotl Iviupp, th<? maker of the great guns wfcicli bear his name, owns and directs a business employing more people [ and spending more money probably than ' nny other commercial enterprise that is ( dependent on one individual. According to the census of live years ag >, the number of hands employed by Mr. Krupp was 19,(505, the number of their families < 45,770, making 05,381 persons support- ' ed by his works. Mr. Krupp owns 5-47 iron mines in Germany. He owns four i sea steamers, and there arc connected with his Essen works 42 miles of railway, ! employing 28 locomotives and 883 cars, G9 horses with 191 wagons, and 40 miles ; of telegraph wires, with 85 stations and 55 Morse apparatuses. The establishment possesses a grand chemical labora- ' tory, a photographic and lithographic , fttclier, ft printing oftiec with three steam and six hand presses, and a bookbinding 1 room. The establishment even runs a , hotel in Essen. i The nearest approach to this on this 1 side of the water, probably, is the Pull- , man Palace Car Works, which employ < enough laborers to make the very lively 1 little city of Pullman, 111.?Penman's Art Journal. , The Hoy Was Safe. I , At noon yesterday a [Michigan avcuue . grocer made a sudden dash for his open 1 door, and a boy who had been standing j outside made just as sudden a dash for i the middle of the street. 1 "I tell you I, won't stand this much longer," shouted the grocer as he shook his fist at the boy. "What was I doing?" i "You werc breaking these carrots to pieces." "Well, can't a fellow see if they are ripe?" "You look out! I'll have an officer after you I" "The one on this beat?*' "Yes, the one on this beat!" "Itatsl Jle's a courting my sister, and you can imagine tne sort ol :i collar he'd ! give mc! Just let him walk me down and Bell will shako him like an old door matl"?Detroit Free 1'rcss. Free Lectures. Mrs. Awljciw?Mr. Gough must have been a remarkable man. I have rood that he lectured nine thousand times. Mr. Awljaw?Nothing rcmarkablo in that. / Mrs. A. ? No? Whero is there a similar CilfiC? Mr. A.?Let me see. We have been married thirty years. Now, you have Jecturcd about every night?let uj say thirty times three hundred and fifty S.ar.co breaks up in disorder. t CURIOUS CONDENSATIONS. Some New Yorkers are preparing to | establish coffee houses upon the model af those in London. Some hunters near Lebanon, Pa.t shot into a tree at what they thought was a coon and brought down a wild cat GA feet loug. Theodore Tilton, who writes Paris letters for the IJoston "Courier," has seen describing at great length a visit to ,ho Caf3 de la Kogence, the Mecca of i1 ill chess players. The place is famous , ] for its landlords and its patrons, who J -auk among the distinguished chess , ;)laycrs of the world. < A Sonoma, C'al., hunter saw a deer ' jnder a small madrona tree 200 yards iwav. lie 11 red and missed the deer, but hit the tree about six inches above i -he animal's head, knocking olt a splin- 1 er four inches long which struck the iecr'd head with such force as to pcuc , ;ratc the skull und cause instant death. , At West Newton, Mass., on Thanks- 1 jiving day, tho Congregationalists, Hap- 1 ists, and Unitarians joined in a Union j service at the Unitarian church, the i baptist Clergyman preaching tho sermon ! 1 md the Congregationalist and Unitarian jastors taking part in the service. Last rear the sermon was preached by the Jnitarian minister. A parji colored baby is reported to lave been born rec ntlv at Aberdeen, Hiss. Its father is a very black negro, ts mother a light mulatto. Half the hild's body is black; the other ha'f learly white: the hair on one s de of its j m.1.1 ic .. 1 -- ' 1 la i\1uiv-> , uu me otner, ngnt una traigbt, while one eye is black and the ilher blue. A little girl was shot in the head recently at lirackwayvillc. Pa. The bullet ictually penetrated the hrain matter, ind the brain oo/.cd out the aperture, ioctors also probed to the depth of lirce inclivs in search for the ball. For i. time paralysis followed the rupture of he brain, but iriadually it wore away, ,tid at last accounts the child was in terfectlv normal condition cxccpt the iuhe:iled opening. The mental funcions seem to be in no way impaired, and 10 danger has resulted from intlammaion. Such cases have been heard of beore, but they are rare. Mr. Buchter, n well-known citizon of Lan a.stcr, Pa., has used St. Jacobs Oil, and coniders it ail excellent remedy iu casus ol swellngs, bruises and burns. R-n' L-3 P.ivto i? 1U - lutrss parson meno.ied for the Turlc-li Allusion. The publisher of Haiti more, Md., Ktvrj/ Satmlr.il, Mr. T. .1. Wentworth, Kays his child. ^ cilVix months, was suffering irom a severe :<ild, and ho gave it lied Star Cough Cure, vhlcliacted l?ka a charm. No mornuiii. A tank 1o hoi I 1,7-1 >,001) gallons is bf?inj? )uil? at Amsterdam Cor The receipt of Hos:an petroleum. T.uj Canarii *n Pv li? Railway C unp.xny ssaid to employ 14 5."?l hinds and u? pay iem f4,:J )'J.U!>0 annually. "I am a merchant anil planter,"' writes Mr. I P.N. Humphrey, of Tc-nn.. "ami it nixes me :reat pleasure i?? say that for severe coughs ,nu colds Allen's lyiing Halsam is ihebeat emedy now offered for sale. I have induced nany to try it, with the best of results." At >rui"'Wts "-*/ r.n >?,..! .. ci iji ? I I" , Mrs. Emma N jvada Palmar is said to be a iromin'ni fl ire m Parisian society. 'The play's the thing. Wherein I'll roacn the conscience of the king." And oqualiv true is it. that Dr. Pierce's "Pleasant Pureativa Pellets" (the < riginai Little Liver Pills'. ar;> the most olJoetual means that can he i red to reach the seat oC disease. I< ansintr the bowels and system, and assisting i.ature in her re: nperative work, liy druggists. S|).iri4H lishi-ig is vjry poiicable oa the '"lor.da coast this sous m. Any SumII Hoy, with u Slick, can kill atig.u-, if thv tiger happe sto he found in lien only a little cub. So c usumption, that deadliest and mo-t feared o''diseases, in this country, can assuredly b?> t.on<|iiered and destroyed if Dr. Pierce's *'ti'u.dcn .Medical Dis:o\ery" b;* ''mini e enrly. George W. Cabel cimjs out, as a Prohibiionist. The "Favorite Proscription" of Dr. Pierce mres "female weakness" anil kindred ariec:ions. By druggist*. _ Erast.U3 Cjrning and family are traveling n b'pai ?. Can Consumption be Cured ? We have so often seen fatal results follow ho declaration that it can bo cured, that we lave unconsciously settled down in the belief hat this disease must necessarily prove fatal. It is truo that occasionally a community has , witnessed an isolated caso of what may appropriately bo termed spontaneous recovery, aut to what combination of favorable circumstances this re-ult was due none have hitherto been found able to determine. Wo have now the gratifying fact to announce :liat tlio process by which nature effects this wonderful change is no longer a mystery to the modical profession, and that tho changes brought about in the system under favorable circumstances by intrinsic causes may be made [19 certainty and more expeditiously by tho use >f the proper remedy. In other words, nature is imitated and assisted. Tuberculous matter is nothing more or less than nourishment imperfectly organized. Now, if we can procure tho organization of llilu ? *i-A.t " o iiimuimi hu iiuvi iiuuu^a liio prouess af clcctivc affinity it may tako its place in the Eastern, wo can cure the disease. This 's just what Piso's Cure for Consumption does. It nrrests at or.co the progress of tlio disease by preventing the further supply of tuberculous matter, for while the system is under its influence all nourishment is organized and asHimiluted. it thus controls cough, expectoration, night-sweats, hectic fever, and all other characteristic symptoms of Consumption. Many physicians are now using this medicine, ana ail write that it conies fully up to its recommendations and makes Consumption one of the diseases they can readily cure. The forming staye of a disooso i* always the most auspicious for treatment. This fact should induce persons to resort- t o the use of Piso's Cure when the cough istlrst not Iced, whether it lins a consumptive diathesis for its cause or not, for this remedy euros all kinds of coughs with unequalled facility and promptness. In coughs from a simple c-old, two or three doses of the medicine havo been found sufficient to remove the trouble. So in all diseases of the throat and lungs, with symptoms simulating these of Consumption, Piso's Cure is the only infallible remedy. The following letter recommending Piso's Cure for Consumption, is a fairsumple of the certificates received daily by the proprietor of tills medicine: At.ihon, N. Y.j Dec. 29,1885. I had a terriblo Cough, and two physicians paid I would never got well. I then went to a drtlir store and askml fnr ncrnrul rnnirli mmlli<lnn ! Tho druggl?t gave mo Plso's Cure, and it has done me more good than any thing I ever used. Ido not believe I eouWl live without it. _ LEONORA JVEKM1LYE A. Ilovr to Make Money. No matter in what part you are loeated, you should write toHalte.t &Co.y Portland Maine, and receive, free, information about work you can do and live at home, at a profit of from S5 to $*6 and upwards daily. Seme have mado i over $60 in a dav. All in new. Capital not needed; Hailett & Co. will s'art yon. Either Hex; all ages, Those wh'? commence at once will make sure of snug litile fortune*. Wrlto and ae? for yourselves. Bronchitis is cured by freouent small doses of Hiso's Cure for Consumutlon. , s ' . j \ . . /. ; ;* .. v ) Is one preparation,aiul produces a permanent A color. HucKlnishain's Dye for tho Whiskers. 1 a sate aud ceitain remedy tor throat and lung diseases. Ayer's Cherry I'eetorul. Stop that Couph, that tickling In the throat! stop tliat CoiiHumptivo Condition! q You can be cured! You caVt atrord to wait! Dr. Killmer's (!oiiRh (Jure [Consumption Oil] y will do it quickly and permanently. :Jo cents, ei a Catarrh r* a complaint whtcli nfTuHs nearly everybody more or lest). It oriKtnat(>H in i.i.ptiro liloixl, and 1? a.'ura- t vated hy lakliiK cold. Db agrcoaltlo (low from the g over and hot ween tlie eyes, ringing at:d bursting noises In the cur-s are the more common symptoms. v Catarrh Is cured hy Mood's SarsupariUa. which I str:kcs directly at the cau-o by removing all inipurl- f tle? from the bloo I. ? "1 had catarrh nine yearn. aud suffered terrlb'y with It. Soon after I began to take Hood's Sarsapa- * [inrll a the eatarrh troubled mo less, i n I after tak- C] Ing three bottles 1 wasentlrely cured."?Jank IIimkt, j Lumburton, Clinton County, Ohio. "1 have taken Hood'ii Rarsoparllla for catarrh and think it has Oom; me a great deal of goo 1. I reconi 1 mend It to all within my reach. Hood's Savf.iparllla ] lias I.een worth everything to uie."?lAl'IIKK 1). Hon uixt', Kasit Thompson, Ct. Hood's Sarsaparilla * Sold by all druggists. $1; six for ??. Prepared by C. I. llOOL) & Co.. Apothecaries, Lowell, Mass. I __ I OO Doses On? DpMar_ J is cor\a.vv\s g ffo Opium Jj/Si . ALLEM'S WmS I IJUNG Balsam ??*. far CoX&SCQ\^\\S &?, I (ro\xy'NV^ ?Q.a^u I \\ v> \vft\\ow\ \.\\t V e5*c I Ex^cWav^ t^rc^dy u\ ws<t I mowms I V?U-v?A \\.a scv\c . Mft " ?r#\\Q\CMta 1 <^DRVJGGViTSse\\Yt | <&25+ 30* &tl?' per. bottle. I G ATA1R RHrnr el. Y s j W^Fv^sr^m^lMi BALM 6 ntAD|of <:.tarrhal virus, yiuvcrvrowiluj lionllliy sc^KAYrtvtfl^^ ^iHcrfl ions. It iillys inV^<>r ^i-Sf fliiniinntion, prulcfts y SF<5" tin' lncinhin'n-of tin* ttii ^^MSj nasal imssane from rffiL y Kw additional < o 1 >1 s, wWMSJk completely heals the sores and rostor.-s , R33gBBk-^l> ^ sense of tasto und i j^SRSS^N.^-jj'ei |stnell. PPK^ A LfOUiD HAY-FEVER ?r snu?F. : A Quick Relief & Positive Cure. < A jvir?if!?* in applied int^i ea;'h nostril nml la i r.wcc:;b!t'to jkc. 1'iieo W cti. by mall or At. drurf t-'lHts. jst>n<l tor olrculur. KLY 15HOTHK11S. liruu- 1 RlHtH. OwvKO. N. y. Dr Pardee's F^m^dy I THE GBEATE6T BLOOD PCE1FIER KNOWN. I A Specific for S Scrofula, Salt Rheum. Neuralgia, Ring Worm, c And all SKIN and BLOOD DISEASES. It Begnlatea tt? | LIVER AND KIDNEYS Cures 1NDI0E8TI0K, and all Diseases arising from an "" Enfeebled Condition of the System. 535*~Send for our pamphlet of testimonials, and read of those who have been curtd by its use. Asl: your Druggist for Dr. P/.r.nEE':. RtiMnt>Y and take no other. Price per bottle, or six bottles for ?s. l.adies in feeble health should not fail to try it. Manufactured by the ^ PARDEE MEDICINE CO.. Rochester. N. V. f DO NOT POISON YOUR SYSTEM , with mcdieines you know nothing about. _ Kearly every so-called remedy for Kheuma- P tism nnd Neuralgia now offered to the pub- c lie contains powerful and poisonous medi* {J cines that injure the stouinch und leave the j patient wors.i ofT tiian before. r Do not liee<l them, but take '"the old relift- 5 ble" ono that has stood tbo test lor twenty- s live years. Ono tlint is free frcin anything injurious tn the system, compcsocl wholly of _ roois ami herbs, the medical properties of which aro particularly adapted to blood diseases. Dr. Pa-dee's Remedy is safe and effective. Can be used by both old and young with Lonedcial result*. Fivehuudrod dollars will bo paid for auy raso where tho use of Dr. Pardee's Remedy bus in auy way injure 1 tho patient. Paud_ee Medicine Co. and Specific CURE Female Complaints and Doranae-^^*^*^ ments so common with our * best Female Population. | 1 Recommended and preacrlbod by ths best physlc'uns in the world. IT \V11<1< C1J RE the wont form of Falllng of the. Uterus. I^ucorrhu-a, Irregular and I\iinful . Menstruation, all Ovarian troubles. Inflammation j and Ulceration, Flooding*. all Displacements and 1 the consequent f p nal weakness, and U espet I ?lly adapted to the Change of Life.. It will dissolve and " expel tumors from tne uterus li an early st?f:o of development, 'i be tendency to Cancerous Humors 1 there Is checked very speedily by Us use. c It permeates every portion of the system. J It dissolves calculi, corroctu the chemlntrv of * the urine, restores the normal functions of the kidneys and prevents the organic degeneration whlcn leads to UriahVs Disease. Prepared In Liquid and Pill form, i'ilfa hv mn 11 - Allp. I In >1.1 A? ? "1 ? ? -I -" ? a??Kiu| v> " umnci u 1 V# per dozen. Correspondence solicited and answered by a 'ompeteiit femulo correspondent. Address, with stamp, REMEDIAL COMPOUND CO., (Inquiry Department) DKllBY L.INK. VT. nUllIB Habit Cured. Treatment scntontrial. ? UalUM H dm ank Rem boy Co., L<aFay ette, Ind. i ninHO on James Rtvor. Va., In CI<r?mont ? rAnfflb i;K-fci'S8Kr.igiSs:iK^: i COCKLE'S ANTI-BILIOUS Dll I fi Mm mm y ?HE GREAT ENGLISH REMEDY or Liver, llllo, Indigestion, etc. Free from M?-rurjr; contains only run- Vcgctablo Ir.^re.lh'iitx Kent: f. N.CIIITTKNTON, New V??iU. Suffering Womanhood. Too much efTort cannot be nindo to bring o the attention of suffering woiuauliood the ;reat value of -Lydia E. Pinkhani's Vogetabl* Compound as a remedy for tlio diseases of romen. Bach an 0110 is the wit'o of (Jeuora! Jarriiiger, of Winston, N. C., and wt? quet* roin Iho General's k'ttor as follows: "Dear tfrs. 1'iulvhain: Plea-o allow nio to add 1115 estimony to the most excellent inedicina' liinlities of your Vegetable Compound. Mrs. 3nrringer was treated for several years foi vhat the physician called I.eu orrhoa ant' ^rolujMius Uteri combined. I scut hertc liclmiond, Vn., whi'ioslie remained for six nont lis under the treatment of an eminent lhysieiau without any j ermauont benelit. iho wai induced to try your medicine, an ifter a reasonable timo commenced to im >rove and is now al>lo to attend to her husiless and considers hersolf fully rrlia-nl.''' Genoral Ilarringor is tho proprietor of tho American Hotel, Winston, N. C., and i; videly known.] [Tip'nTIaPITTj ^^consumption Oil.. twltt?Kycrj Ingredient ! IVom Vegetable E product* that crow In alclit of every iifTcrcr. K IT has 110 Morphine, Opium or lnjurous ItiugR. Cg 1|M; au?\VJ"' ]kPj,^| wfMk <cSs'" uiS? ^0f\% I TV Mucous \ yi/i \ /? ffl J /s\*~ Membranes Ww ? Nose, Throat, TJronehal Tubes. Air-celki Jg iiikI Lunir Tissues. causing Coutrm E AVhat DUeaNeN luvadn tl?e Luiijfi! B Scrofula, Catiirrh-polsons, Miero-ornan- E isms, Humors, and Hloo?l Impurities. ^ Wliat arc tlio Prlmarr ( nuNCti? B Cold>;, ('lironio Cough, llroneiiitis, Coiiiron- ffj tion, inflammation, Catarrh or llay-Kever, Rj Asthma, Pneumonia, Malaria, Measles,? Whooping CoukIi ami Croup. EI.IF.VE8 QUICKI.V-CUIIE8 PERMANENTLY It will stop that Coufrhimr, Tiekllnjr in H Throat, l)ry-hnckiiiKan<l Catarrh-dropping ffj In your Expectoration or Sputa Pfl j Frothu BUt<*l-l?t<ttncd Catarrhal PJ Cut; (Matter) YrllotrM, Con In r-likc W I'hlci/m Tiihcvlntlar ^Fiico-jnirnlnit; js t prevents Decline. N'iprht-Sweats, Jlee-ra tie-Fever, uml Meatl* from Consumption, [g Hoc, 50c, $1.00?G bottles $5.00. ? Prrjvu-eil rvt I>r. Kilmcr'n Plnponmn-, liinirhamtot:, U X. Y., "Invalids' cuirlc to Hriiltli" '< Sent I-'rvc;. T N?I.1? JIV A I.I. IHtl r.C'.STS. M5 ?H? wmiifiiMu SBBBSSSai O EE A.T.T JPJ 5c OKT ^ Top-Snap Action, ]'<atol Clrlp, Rebounding Lock, r?(enl r ore-end Faatenaip. For pood wtirkmm?hip, ranvenlenrc of nanfpnlatlon, hard and rlote ahnotinir, durability, and beautr ?f finish, thia (Jun baa no equal and rha lienjrea the world, t bousanda of thaae (Suna have been ?old, and Ibe demand (or hem ia rapidly increiatnf. iVa would moat rffpectfhUjr n-on mend all partlea lalea^tnif ta pnrehane a ultifle l?r'fchoadlug ahot ffun, to give this pun a (borough exaaii*at!c?ii tefcre purchaaing one of anothrr pattern. pnirro. S Plain Barrel, 1 *2 Lore. 11k,0O : 10 bore, C 16.00 M* f Twlat Barrel, 12 bare, 18.00 ; 10 bore, * It.0<l ffond 6c. In ataino* for larg-o r.ntalorue of Iteller Mialaj* BLkJlea, Re??lieri, Air Rifle*, Pollre G90.it, Goat, etc. JOHN P. LOVELL'S SONS, Boston. Mess, P ere he r o n HIMi II1KTWM lt..iiSK?"ir.tnto.;i\ br. c.ImfiflRSV i'm. Kul11 Ion 1 stook \ Mhv recorded w.thpidlgreo \ IWRy t?> 1 or? h' ro? kiuU N. Ejjy books. I Kiiaranlro to sell Ilrst-PIOH Ktocic IW low or lower tliun any nn >rt?T In Hie U. S. Station KnMn?rc..on Southern cntrnl K. K. JOHN \V.AKIN. I*. O. Kox 36. S<-?i?i<i> N. A . SB OR^clls n the EASY PA YMENT Nyntetn, from 83.25 orjnouth up.^ 10(1 HtyU-H, to f!K>>. Send for Cat ivbub iviui iuii purncui&ra, mailed frc?. UPRIGHT PIANOS, onstructed on th? new method of atrln?inR, on inillar terms. Send for doacrlptive Catalogue. IASON & HAMLIN ORGAN AND PIANO CO. Boston, New York, Chicago. E S fc^?PAYSth?F^EICHT JML. y/ 5 Tan Wacon Scale*, JDSwijhf Iran Le?*ri, Blcrl Bearing*. Brui Tar* 12*Am ill Brin Hoi for Brcrr ?1? icalt. For fttt prirt U?i 1^7 ntlta lhl? p\r<v arid addrcia k ^ VLM V JONES OF BlflQHAHTON. Xl^ * BINUUA9ITON. N. f. to Rop? to bu! on Herser Manas. kV !elcbrnted 'UCLIPSK' HAI.TKIt -M Liid ItUlDl.K Combined, cannot <f> Slipped by any horse. Samplo wx* lalter to nny part of U. S. freo. on Jr !\ 1 ecelpt of #1. Sold by all Saddlery. AEnti [aril ware and Humes* Dealers. . vW wll poclal dlaeoant to the Trade. rJi Vfl end for l'rtce-I.lst. \T J. C. LIOHTIIODSI, "Sa&C- J V > Rochester. K. Y. i ? 9 ? I ? & (Sermon Aathmu Cnro never /aili to jiTCB B a * imrtftiiule rtlitf in the worat cv.es. In*urr* com-W Hfortablo ilecp; effect* curea wtiere all other* fall. A W HfWui convinrrA l*i taoit tkrptical. 1'rlce AO otp. andjj r( DrusgUt* or by mall. Sample KKKK forH g.uiap. Jit. It. BCIIIKKMAN. Ht. I'nul. Mhm.l JSm J. H ?>ui ..v^jS&a TbI 11 "cur I us.1 UC4 Beat Comrh Kyrup. TnSlcagood. Uso 6JJ Cm In time. Sold hy druggist*. ffj WE GUAR A NT EE rou 10 receive over 500 sample*. Hooks, Circulars, .ettorxan.l l*uner8 I'r??e. from rtriiw nil over the J. 8. and CuiiAtla. If you send &>u. to liavo your uuuit) u Agents' Name Directory. Addr?**R at once, Alil.KX & t'Q.? Kenu?dy N. Y. WP WANT YOU! ftllTowwnretto man 6 " mi1 1 * or woukui need.tit profitable employment to repreacnt u>i In overy county. Salary $76 j>cr month and exj*'nM>g, or a uyv Domnumuu on huui u preiorrt'd. (jooU* tft&plcv. Eyerr on? burs. Outfit md particular* Frco. STANDARD BII.VEHWAltE CO., UOSTON, MAS& ArilTfk WANTEDforiTV.SfoflVbf*!!. SnPN I ^ tlful JClectrlo Corset*, Brushes HDbll I 1m Belts, etc. Sample free. No rltk, iuIck Role*. Territory given, RniUftu-tlon Ruaroi/eed. Addrosa P It. Ht.'OTT? S4'^ Broadway, N. Y? FMZElAj&i BEST IN TX1B WORLD IIII C A C C HT (ill Ui* UnBuiitc. tktla tv?n wOt-rn II i Sonob with Music, and .to JlAndfoinflchroTo I /\ cATria, with u iino. Nil for lfc- .tai-ntxwanted L JLTT everywhere. The Globe Cord Co., l>erl>y j)ne. Vt. lEFFERSON ACADEMY. Rives thorough lntructlon la ull brunches to both nexe*. Tuition Oto IS dollars per term. HSV. W, F. DKOWN, hrlnclDil. A queer story is told of Mark Twain Not long ago the humorist was tiavel ing iti the country, and stopped on< evening at a house presided over by ai elderly woman. He was shown to i room som<:? hat hare of orn:?*nent anc furniture, yet slept peacefully onti morning. When morning ( lime, and In arose, he became mindful of the fael tluit although he had provided himself with i tooth brush, he hud forgotten his tootl powder. lie consoled himself with tin j thought that there must be tooth pow j der lying somewhere about After a brie . search he discovered something in i | small i)o\- on the mantel which certain!; . resembled tooth powder. At any rate he used it vigorously on his teeili. anc ! found it satisfactory. When he got dowi stairs, he apologized to the hostess foi using her tooth powder. She appeared , surprised. "What tooth powder?"' sb ' inquired blandly. "It was on the man tel." Mark replied. "On the mantel?' she repeated. "Yes in a small box, i j was excellent," he declared. "(joo< gracious!" she ejaculated. "That wasn' : tooth powder" "What wn< it?" askc< Mark, now slightly alarmed. "Why . that was auntie," said she. (It seem that "auntie" had been ciematcd.) 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