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HOW TO KISS. CIeami1 and peaches once a week, Kiss your girl on the right-hatid check; Apples grevt aid a pples dried, Kiss her on the other side. (Re view. 'TI'lit evinices wrethcd taste; TFake 3Otr girl about the waiste, Lift herto her pink toe-tips, And print it sqirely on her lips. [F'ranikfort Yeomnan. Seize the a1neu1C-int your armitls illushing with lieu tem plitig charms; And it would, we think, be snugger, Oft to kiss and tightly hug her. [Paris Cit izon. Take your girl in warm embrace Heart to heart, and face to face Eye to y', and n1oe to nose; Flipity flop. and away it goes. [Flemingb)urg D)eioerat. What's the use of all this iniuie? Tike y;tr girl at any time; 4 eeze her till the flushs come, 8htit your eVes, and-yun-yinn-.yun [Clyriithi -At Work. W~ii ftitaybli far' the~ best. 'T'o 8e4t th6 :seises in a whirl Just give your own dear girl a rest, And kiss somoe other-fllow's girl, [Lockport Union. ils is wrong; we do protest, The girl she needs no rest, Kiss once, and kiss agnin, - Kiss often. or she will complinrii1. [Randolph Macon Monthly. To Itxs a )etter way is this: Writi hea inclined to prevent Cllisio), Wtth arils eitwined to proinote preci sion, Just go ahead, and kiss, kiss, kiss. [V. Observer. We say the hest of rules s this A pretty gir! you1 a lwayskis Be she the "inash" of any tuan, Be wise and kiss wh lCen e'er you can. [University Revporter. 'Tiake the plan of Billie Ginndy. And kiss youi gi-l al1 day Sulay; Anud then if you p0ssess the cheek, Why kiss her. often throgh the week. [Athens Chi'nicle. T'ihey all have t old uA how to kiss, 1ut our idea is snly) j1ll' this: Kiss all the imnaids of righ1t dygn. From fifteen years to thirty-three, And'all the wives of other Iten; IIt short-kiss everything you "keln, It wv bile Vol kiss and mainly hug, Be careful or, you'l 11gta"lag."' [Gainesville Sout brion. H10 owIot It Is. 'My ! how hot it is!' exclaimed a fleshy lady as, entering the ear, her eyes fefl upon the stove. 'What an idea! .A fire~sucli a day a.s this. What .in the world are you~ think ing of?' And she shoves up: the. whitdbw and fans herself like' all possessed An elerly gentlemian 'next en ters. He sits down to read his newspaper, first glancing at the openugipjlw/in ai4rqffendeh4sort< way." A&s his 'eye& tifoved arunld from theboybu/NirioW~ 't" hia pa perI, they fell upon01 the stove. 'Great $catt1i6 mabiulttere D1ol they wait to riqaat a followy aliv~e?' And j goges W4i'winuan. ly, looks at the stove and then (Ties, 'How hot it dayV 'What an awful fire they've got!' 'Isn't it opean Ae..Yenigtors, while. an Whmi~ot441en .vdine~ as that official makes his appear ance, and. a dozen forefingers point to the stove. The conductor logks at the cause of all commotion, itszmiua windows glowing like a Ournace seven times hotter than hot was woit to be. le takes off his hat and mops his brow. Then he takes a.long poker, and standing as f'ar away as possi ble, throws open the door. He falls back to avoid the heAt, then steps forward, looks into the cyk iider, and remarks, with a la ugh; 'Sld again. That boy's gone and painted them winders red.!' Instantly the doors are close4 every window comes (own with a bang, and a little man in the end seat ask sthe conductor if he won't please shut the ventilators. T11 E JUDGE HAs BEEN A BoY. Ne.w York World: 'I vant a ber, mit to kill Schneider's tog,' said a German wowan at the Toombs yes terday. 'Did the dog bite you!' asked the magistate. 'No, he vos pite.my pog Fritz, who vos playing in the yard, mid de tog ehaso him out tipd pit de seat from de poys bants.' 'Then there i no danger of hy drophobia,' said the Judge. 'Put he pehaves so funny since,' continued the anxious mother. 'He can't peur the sight of vater, und he von't drink ioding else put so da vater, root peer uind such dings, iand ice-crean nud (cake he eats all tay long.' I know lot- of littl b ors that would try to becomew insane if they knew that thoy would be fed oi ice-creaim, 'cake and so !a Water.' said the Judge smilingly. 'Mayp ven I get a doctor,' said the woman. 'Now don't d) that,' said the Judge, interru pting. ;'Ie only medicine he needs is tal.-in him across your kn'e ani 'giv ing a strapping weherer he wont do as hie is told.' 'Vos you sure he vas not grazy ?' anxiously inquired the mother. 'I am positive he is~ playing you for all youm are wor'th~. 'Oh, Friz Fritz. Tait" till I come heme,' said the woman as she made a bec line 1for the dloor. --A7good wife is IHeaven's last, best gift to man, an angel of mnercy,. minister of graer. unniiumerable, his gem.of mnany virtues, h is casket of jewels, her voiLee~hie sweetest mu sio,. herasmiles Is brigh~test das her kiss the guardian of innocence,. her' arms the ;place cotchis. safety,. the balm~ of,.bhis lhealth;,. the balsam of! his life, -bet iidtu.stry his sui'est wealth,bher economny his sa fest stow ard,hler..iips his faiful counse~lor, adyOCgtgf I enLn sbles o his lyead be (lyoun on),an. ae oss the ways' sard;Jones to his wife. 'She is indeed,' the lady aiscent .~ 'I wonder if' theg~entlemnan-wyom 'I thinrk lIds intti )ig Erblied Mrs. Jones. 'I .nlotidefr h e didn't li ft h'ig h'~ WfifeIe.1 :. RE SUR IN .GREER T/ote for wvh But when in need of Pure OLD 1W key, PRACH or APPLE and FRE GER BEER, PORTER, &C., Vone, gM"* Orders from abroad pr< THE ONLY TEN-PIN. ALLEY ir SMITH'S VULCAN o intmen t The Best of All 0O1IN T' UaI E N, T S. As BEEN IN USE A GREAT - many years, and I. fatst gaining a worbl-wite rputation. It will re move CORNS and BUNIONS, (re~ 01LD SORES. CUTS, BRUISES, PILES, RING anl TETI T'ER W~OR Ms, SORE EYES, Neuralgia aiid a lalSuch (li'sease.-, It will also cnre voor I ses and Mules of Sore Backs and ShLoulcdei s, GALLS, SCRATCHES, and in fact, almost any accident that may befall you or your Hor.e, Can1 be Relieved by the use of this 'OINTMENT. Give it a fair trial, and you will be convinced that it will (10 all we claimn for it. For sale. by Dr. J. W. Quillian, july 11I--y Terrible Slaughter, FOR THlE NEXT FORTY D)AYS ~ROIBINSON & WYATT E ASLEY, S. (C. Will sell at the LOWESTI 1iigures, the tremnainder of their Fall anid Wintei- stock of oods consisting of ,d, Notions,'Olothing, mi d rocers Drurtgs, in orle'r to mak S PR 1NG ST'O6 K. Wer keep) 'on)stautly .on hmal a full line iof ch1oice Groeries. TLobacco, &.'. den~:a e(luld we w111 he smi e Jauf18+ -12m *Gre~nville, E8. C.' D)EALERt IN waces lo ., epI 2 1 ~ 1 RECTION' NVILLES O ' you edse. CE and MOUNTAIN CORN Whis NCH1 BrandiesWI , ALEF", L A or send your Or ers to , Greenville, S. C. mptly filled, and solicited. the City. . aug 15 jrofes k alirds. ................. .................... M. F'., ANE4j. IJ..IK NEWON rcenville, S. C. ~ 'Pikens S. C. ANSEL & NEWTON, Attorneys at Law, PICKENS C. H., S. C. feb 29-LU C~. E. ROBiNSON, J. T NI - J.J.- NIX. GrI-eenville..i. C.. Uamilpto-01O'.C. Nix, Robinson & Nix, Attorneys and Counsellora at Law. PICKENS C. LI.; S. C. Vill practici1' in a l the Colits of t lhe State, anld of the United State. All business shall receive prompt a tt ent ion. N.rl~kAyr,)Ii. .1 AM I. E 1S . (CA RA. TAYLOR & CARY, .A t t r ny a t .Aa v r ., PICK1FNS. C. 11., 8. C. Dec 14-ly ADAM C. WELBORIN, ATORNE Y AND C0 itons ell o r a't LA t G mE-N VIJLE; S. C. Iractwices in tMe State and U,. 8. Chourts. Oflice i-& Clevelanl 1 och, over s:uc Weil' .Clothinli 'oe NoV 30-1y BLYTHE & MAYFIELD, .AT'JTORNEfYS AND) COUNSELLORS 'AT LAW, 011E ENvILrLE, 8. C. Trcties in? the State .awu U.? Couert. P~roinpt attention to aill -)basiIuess. Office in1 Lw R-uige. Nov 30-iy' C. P. RU'NTQN, Easley, S. C., ,i14 reeive~l. WhfiI(shopOpiiig Inn a leyi timi't fail to call oil hlth, anii h \will sel you at priods to saht t lhe ci om.~ SEA TOWL (AUAN - A an) nola 3:.1 I*,so ved JOf( i\no cid.Pla phate ~ an PemmM