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FARM NOT KS. Tur. bus! w?iy to food mangolds, says Professor Stewart, is to run them ! tb rough a pulper and then mix this pulp with .tho rations ot' ?rain or ground toed and cut hay. This boot pulp wiri not only give a relish to tho feed, but it contatos pectic acid, which is a diger.tor ot other foods. Four ?marts of this pulp given twlco per day is sufaciont to accomplish tho great benefit for which roots should bo ted io cleanse tho stomach, prevent con stipation and act as a digester for other food. Tho mixing lu with other food is the true way lo feed roots. When fed alone and iii a huge quantity roots aro a poor toed, hutas a small part of the rations they have an important oilice. If thc plants should froe/.o, as soon as you discovei it put them in a dark room, or the collar, where tho tempera ture is but little above free/dug and sprinkle thoroughly with cold water, in most cases, such plants as geran iums, ubutilons and tho moro hardy hinds can ho saved in this way, and and often quito tender kinds will come ?ult with little or uo injury. Tho frost must bo extracted gradually and with applications of as little heat as possible. Keep them away from light and warmth for two or I h roo days. If the tops should wilt, you may foci certain that they cannot be saved, so cut them od' at oned. Tho roots may not be dam aged inu?hi and :? they are not, they will pooh send up sprouts. ll icu foods, snell as grain, oil meal, etc, can be fed with greater prolit lo co n's .vhon butter is tho object than when choeso or milk for salo is the end desired. Tho quantity of oil in milk can'bc groatjy increased by rich food, Inti the casein varies little. Watery food?., such as roots, green forage and br?wera' grains, are credited with pro ducing a largo How of milk, poor in lats, but containing tho usual amount of casein. Hence in tho cheese dairy such foods aro desirable and moro pro fitable than grain for feeding. Hut the butter maker will lind lt profitable lo feed largely of the richer foods. 11 A'? WK ico is tho groat bane of our grail, stubble. Mowing lu September has been recommondod in order to prevent its going to soed, but this is only a partial remedy, as enough seed will still maturo to keep tho ground sleeked. Plowing, wherever practica ble ii done in season, destroys it root and branch. We consider it good practice to sow rye on fall-plowed land lo prevent waste of fertility. The rye will furnish early soring pasture if desired, and -t can bo turned down afterward to make room for the regular crop. i in m cst Koinnrkitbln IttiBluom lu tho Country. Oui citizens have observed notices in tho leading papers, from (imo io time, of a lit tle harmless food plant called Moxie, tour.?lin Bomb Amorica last year. Its lino ia>u as a bovorage, and ability to restore nervous, weakly women in afowdays, and iiclp overworked peoplo of both sexes to do t *vo days' work iii ono with less fal i gao, havo iijiido tho demand so immense that fi,000,000 bottles havo boon sold in 17 mouths. What will bo tho sale in bvo years at this rato V Viii3iii3 Is a very earnest deslro among cabbage growers to loam somo remedy that is effectual in killing tho ?abb?go-worm. There have boen given .liom time to limo In thom colums remedies that are highly recommended, and still a trial proves thom ineffectual. Now then comes another that ls highly recommended and which might well be (ried, as it is comparatively simple: bi uiso a quantity of tansy in a woodoo bucket, over which pour cold water, and Jet stand until the water is quito bitter, and then sprinkle it over' the plants, being? suro to roach tho worm with it. It is absolutely nocossary that the water should bo quito bitter. OATS aro usually sown early for a general crop of seed, but the farmers miss an excellent opportunity in not thickly sowing oats to bo cut when in he groen stage. Uso plonty of ma nure, and cut tho crop just after tho sired heads aro formed, or when in the milky 8tago, It is an excellent sub stituto for hay, the stalk and heads be ing eaten, whllo In nutrition it equal, anything that can bo grown on the farm considering cost of production, as it is a crop easily grown, and entails but little labor In harvesting, curing and etoring in tho barn. If YOU wish early green food before the grits* crop is ready, especially in cattle are confined, mako a small plot very rich with wolJ-rotted manuro, and sow marrowfat peas and oats together. Sow tho seed thickly, and cut for uso at any timo when tho material is high enough for that purpose. It ls excell lent foi all kindsof stock, and especially for cows and sheep. WJIISN placing o?gs under alien uso thc thermometer, After the eggs havo :e<t: ni tho nest four or five hours lay the thermometer among tho eggs un der the hen for a fow minutes, then quickly withdraw it and look for tho record, If less than 103? the hen does not impart sulllciQiit heat. Hens very iii giving heat to tho eggs, and some of thom cannot hatch out a full bro ol. Mil. P. J. IlEitCKMANS says that tho .Japan plums aro as distinct from our native varieties as is tho LeOonto pear from tho Har Mott. Tho trees resemble somewhat our vigorous varieties of tho Chickasaw type, but tho foliage is larger and quite distinct. They aro hardy as far North as where tho Wild kioose succeeds, and for our Southern States they open a new ora in plum euralie. As SOON ii9yetti' young tomato plants bec orno too thick in tho box or hotbed transplant somo of thom to cold frames or lb Ju out tho plants. If they grow v?ry tall it is no objoction, as tho tomato is a plant that can bo put in deep ground, leaving only a small portion of tho top above the surface. There are fewer cows in proportion io the population of tho country than there was thirty-live years ago. \n Opiioti in I'lso's (biro for Cousu mu di u, OiU'o.i wlicro Other remedios fail. 2.5u. A GKNTLK HINT.-"At what ugo should a mun marry?" asked an old beau of a charming yoiina lady on whom ho inllicted his company. She smiled sweetly as sho replied. "Not In his dotage." It has been suggested that farm horses bo sold by weight, in addition to other qualities, so as to induce far inera to raise larger and hotter horses. Scattorsomo or tho Illicit, riebest and best manuro you havo on tho piece of ground intended for your onions. hand plowed whllo it is ton wot. be comes cloddy, and may bo injured, to such a dogreo that yeais of soil will not effect a restoration. -,-. A itiu'^ulii lo Co ru er Lots, is what most men dosi io, but to kee)) I rom lllhhg agravo in a eomutery lot ero halt' your iliiy s hr o nmnbiml, always keep a supply of Dr, Pierce's "Gobion M oil ic iii Discovery" by you. NV hon tho first try inp? loins of consumption appear loso no limo in pulling yoursolf limiter tho treatment 'of this lnvaiu.iblo mud i olav, lt cures when nothing else will. Possessing, lis it does, ten times lin? virtue or th" liest coil liver oil, it is not only the cheapest but far I ho plous.uitvst to take-, lt purities ami un? rtohteS tho blood, strengthens tho system, j cures bloodies, pimplos, eruptions und ot hot' humors. Hy drii'r^ists. My son, if sinuei j entice thee lo sign a paper, kick then, heavenward before thou consent. Young and nilddlo-ngcd iiion suffering from itu-vous debility, premature old ilge, loss ol'memory, and kindred symptoms, should send 10 cunts in stamps lor largo illustrateil Irealise su^n'eslinn sure menus of cure. World'.-. Dispensary Medical As socia! ?on, LhilValo, N. V. Hork packet's aro beginning to uso honey Instead of molassos lo euro hains With, lt goes falber and is more re 1 bible "Worn, ?Voil?, War li I* How many women there are working to day in various branches ol Industry-lo Kay nothing ot tho thousands ot patient housewives whoso lives are au unceasing round ol'toil-who are marly rs to I hose complaints to which thu weaker sex is Pa blo. Thuir tasks are rendored doubly lund and Irksome nutt their lives shortened, yet hard necessity compels them to koop on. To such Dr. Tierce's ''Favorite Prescrip tion" oilers a sure means of relief. Vor all female weaknesses it is a curtain cure. All druuuislSt Never despir, but if you do, work on m despir. ono Cent lu von toa in a postal card on which to sond your ad dress to Hallett & Co., Portland, Maine, will, hy return mail, bring you free, par ticulars about work that both sexes, of all ?gea, can do, and livo at home, wherever they are located, earning thereby from ?5 to $25 per day, and upwards. Some have earnedlover ??O in a singlo day. Capital not required ; you aro started lice. Del.berate with caution, but act with decision; and yield with gracious ness, or oppose with firmness. A phys1 .dan said: "I'vo tried all and know tho llop 1'orons Plaster is the best ono made." 25 els. Don't bo swindled. Hop Plasters aro ibo beat. Hops, Gums and nargundy Pitch united. 25 ola. Politeness is monoy, which enriches not him who dispenses lt. Frctr.er AxloOrouxo. Tho Fra /.ur ia kept hy all dealer?. Ono box lasts as long as two of any other Kt; o.oived medals at North' Carolina Stale Fair, Centennial, and Paris Exposition. Virtue requires no other recompenso than the tributo of sell-approbation and respect. 'itov.u,iii .UK* montis anything! broken Chi na, Chis.?, Wood. Freo Vials nt Drugs & Uro, Ho irregular lu sailing, and the milk will show it in quality. Nothinglllco Ciinn's Kidney euro for Dropsy, (?nivel, UriK'u's, Heart, Urinary or laver Disease. Nervousness, Au, cure KU.ir.intee.i. Oflh:o, SJ! Areli St., I'lnla. $l a buttle, ? for Kio. uru"'b'nt?. Try it. _ _ Juno is tho weed month. FITS: AU Kits mopped nee. Trcailse and. $?irla\ hoiueor Dr. Kllno'suroatNerve Itoatoror, freo t> 1 Ileuses. fcendloDr.Kluie.'.m Areli .->u Pillia., t'a. Keep t ho weeds down. COCKLE'S A^Tl-BBLIOUS PILLS, THE QR:-! AT ENGLISH REMEDY For I.Ivor. Kile, Indigestion, fl .. Kroc fro.T Mer cury i condilli'* only Kori Vngytabl? Iniuoulonu. Aguut: C. M. C.'ltl'l'TKNToSi', Now fork. AniYTHfln"< ;Ioi'i>lilno lintot eurod in li) IB r ll I nil to:V <l!?y?- lieim-to I-IIM kmtlouta r-tircd UA 11U ?A In nil parts. On. MAIISII .Quiney.Midi. MO IT Tl Oi> .1 I'm milite I.niiil, on loni* KA lilt ?ino. Fnr information wrlto io M?rAI. I K.KOulhl, Kant rOKliwv.Mlch, DKAF-A very li. lor?nlliiK W'pnKobook on )>af. ?os?, NOIROH in tho nomi, Aw. Dow roltuved. Sent fica Address NICHOLSON,177 McDowell M.,New York CtkWi? MANURE SPREADERS )M WAGONS MmUflrit-WT chJ!*pcit ftr.rondor out and tho only kin?! that onn boat kUohed to otO ungani, All Bro ?inrrnntcd. .l'rlcva moiled f roo. I Hmtl Pichico Co. 1 Oolarabu*. Ohio. Kaiteru ll much lio o?r. llactrttown, Mur j land. -1 ?lt. WIM.IAIIfl' Indian Pile Ointment will<-ur. any casu of licit? in?.f ??.. i I*i 'A'?^.I"" Oy express,' mo tZ h";;f,"??* ' 1 f.Ki ,"-'r ,,ox- and SJ l. Sold .>y ?tr iKuIA I M u? malled on rm-ipt nf mir?, iTv JOII.SaiON. llOl.l.fc>WAV ? V()., Xgt?, l'hllA.t P4 THlSTON'SSll?liFOWlJB! li roping Tcolli t'erloel nail (jil III H Henil hy. Grcnl English Gout and >rt Rhcnmaiio Romedy. Hu\, ? ij.oi, ; ro-: d, .'Xl ela, fiDIIIBi Mablt Oi'?rod.'1'nmi ment sent on trial. Ur lUm HUMAN!;1 UUMP.DVCo..Lnl uy Ucind. 'TE t, jg O R Air H Y l??}n> ''oro ?rid y rn i fin^i??u?dTlVritoV4l(ntlni%roi.,Ja'ucHvu"?w!f! PARDEE'S (Tho Only Rollnblo lllootl Purifier.) A SPECIFIC FOU Scrofula, Salt Rheum, Neuralgia, Ring Worm And nllothorSkln mid Blood Disease?. ?T Rfi??&ATK?j THE , LIVER AND KBDNEYS. Cure* Induration nml nil dtaenar*. nrlalng IVoin ? n enfeebled ciindlllon of Hie njolrin. ITT-Ank yo'irfr?gnlal for DE. PARI?HK'S B ODS* UY ?ml Uko HO ot lier. Prion Ol. por bottle or ?tc bottles for 85. Mjimifheturcd by tho PARDEE MEDICINE CO., Roclioctor, N. Y. UotrilK-STRU, N. V. Clouts: Foi' tho jins! winier I h ii ve beeil very bulls h flt let cd willi rheumatism. About tlx \veoks ajt? wnscontbtod lo my beti, hud whenovcr 1 vms ublo lo ed mound was obliged to uso ertliches. Alt tho timo I luid tho best medical utloniUinco. After ono week's uso of Dr. I'nixlco's KOPI ody, I wits ublo to walk with ;i cane. 1 con tinued its uso mid cnn now move around willi? out assistance of t??y kind, and nm lid 1er in health than 1 liavo boen for yeti rs, lt has effected n permanent euro anti I t ake pleasure in recommending it. C. R? FINNEOAN. Biijif. Fire Alarm Telegraph, City Build in'', V'ront Bl root. it'end for ?minuhlct to Pardeo Modicilio Co. m?mwtam M CURES V/HERE Alt ttSE 1AILS. {..il Best OOIIKII Syrup. Tattlesicoixl. TJ80 c^^?H?s3feiM??ft^fAI Cil ITHSI ffK?<l^ll?3Ei HAINKSVII.T.E, N. J., ) Octoborl?, 1880. \ 13; T. IlA/.Kl.TINK, Warren, Pa, Dmr Sir: I was taken with a very severo cold last Spring, und tried every euro wo had in thu store, and could got no help. 1 had our villngo doctor proscribe for mc, but kept gotting worse. I saw nu othcr physician from Port Jervis, N. Y., and ho told mo ho used Piao'a Cure for Consumption in his prac tice. I bought a bottlo, and beforo 1 had taken all of it thcro was a chango for the better. Then I got my em ployer to order a quantity of tho medicino mid keep it in stock. I took ow? more bottle, and my Cou/j? was cured. Respectfully, FRANK ?ICKELYY. \ Pl SO 'S C U R E FOR CURES WHERE Alf ELSE f AILS. Host Cough Syrup. Tantos good. Ueo In timo. Hold by drugielaUJ. c o N.s.u ryi RT i o N iSTOPPE? FREE /?/.irr ?uceen. Insane I'euons Sectored I Dr.KLINE'S GREAT , . . R NEUVE RESTORER |/jf rt//nilAlMof NPRVII DlSKASKS. Only turf J* tuft /.<>. fftrvt A?>t(ti?n< /-''Itt {:/tf/A'y> INI'AI.1 ilil.B iftiVeii a-i directed. Ai ' itt nj ur firtttt.iy't tiu. Tre.itl*e ?it I SJ io.nl bottle lice to Hil intl?nl?. tli?y paying em>re**<;liatK???tOi<?i ?ntn rec-iv- I. Band name ., I*. ?>. and ?Hl??*? addi is-; "I a Kile ted to llK.KnlNH.01l Af-h St.. l,till-\.l'li?h.ft.ra. SMDluouUti. KIM'*""'' ""r**r/,yo FKAVOS, 200 N. Second St., Phillida., Formerly Drs.J.N.&J.B.HOBENSACK, Kstnlillahed 10 yen?. Ker the eura of all Special OVJHA8KS OP MR1V, .ic hiding V A lt I ('Ot' HI.11., Kto. Call or wi ?le and bo :ured by ? Hr.,,I,?ale of feffersoil (.'ollere, willi Hospital txpenemx,_M_?.urs,_8 tu?, Utoli^ Clolil Gst-Uvi, VENTILATED EYE SCREENS. JSgyiS Indlspensahio for those who taco I Ito! light. I.lgiitor limn any iiHCtl. No hot mr to nm.mir I lin eyes. Use tnese screens and rent wltliottl8|tro'A<'lCH. Hy niall ftp Gi) and 76 cent* ; wholesale pi leo-llsts on application. Semi ponai for circular .1. ?I. lit > It lil Vf-?, KOO WAhNUJ BK,'(I*. (). UOX 1317) iMIlt.A. finn PER CENT PROFIT ON POULTRY WW now to ntako lt, t.out freo, if you iiionllun th!? lisper. '1'. ll. HOCK. CrlMflatd, Mnrylnnil. IOtirofiiaruiitectl by I >?...,. H. .Iluyor. Kino ul unco: no oiKiration or iloluy rroiiilnwluosi; tottedliy tli.uiH tittle of euros, otilo,? KU Areli .SL.t'litit. Unart: ll t. vt. to 4 V. M.. al3W? M. htii st.. f, lo 7 !', M..&Hutidiy Stott A.M. AilvlCoTrao RUPTURE hy Tuon. W. KNOX, An Aulhonllc nn I ('oiiiplidn lllttnry or blt Ufo sud Work from tho eradlo to the llr?vo. 0n|. ?elli all ?Ikeri io to I. The hr-sT ond ?litaren. Splen dillly llluitratrd, HMIi Ilk? nllilflrt. Dlolniiro no hindrance, for ne r?f ike frelfkl aid (lie Rile* Teri?,. Solid for cifoil lar. Addftft?HABTjyOBP rt H. to., Hartford, COun. Soml Htainp for P ATE NTS Inventors' Clunie, " K B DisniiAM. l'a ont lawyer, Washington. 1). t!. JIKST IN 'Pilli WOKIiD tff-iict iliotleituine. Sold Krerywhere. Hillie1 ini'itoi i'i? iiooi' IIKKIt 1'AOK ?(IKrt. 'ilie. Mnke-i 5 Knllons of a dellcloui. M]i.ii ',;lini.' toinpciMlu'rt liover ?KO. KtreliKtlienx Ami juirlllfH tho b.ood. Itu inn itv nu I iloHcncv of fl ivor coiilineiHl ll Ililli, hold every where. THY IT, PAYSthe FREICHT ,5 Ton Watton Heul.??, bon lei TI. Kitti lte?i|n<>. I'tin Tale llearn ?nil lleam ll?< fvi Kim nile Scale. Il r (lee prU't lilt Biemlon ib,' P^liT Mnl aildr'ii JONCS OF oblQllAMTOHi Bf Nf* fl * MITON, v. V. I'lso's Ilemetly for fntarrli ls Ile h Best, lionlrst to Use, and Cheapish Also Rood for ro'd Iii tho He.nl, IlC.nlftclie. ll?1'. ' ".'n eills. "relief mrf l'i ii-n.tfii'ts. to until. . srowKi.i. ? uo. ICIltUb)lUo;vu, Mo6> YOUNO WINKS -"Say, sis, I WIBII you'd loll me whether you think NcMie Minks cares for mo or not."* Sister-"Does she scoiu to liko to talk to you?" "Always " "Is sho bright and witty in her remarks?" "Just aa funny us she can be." "And seems to be enjoying herself over so much when you are around?" "Indeed sho does." "Well, sho don't caro a straw for you." WJ?Y SIIK OAKMBS IIKK II?SAI) Hioii.--Tun:-"1 don't seo why so many people mako a fuss over that Miss Jones; sho isn't any hotter looking or as nico as some of tho other girls." Harry-"that's trite, my dear boy, but her pa ia a millionaire. That's whv sho carries so high a bead." Tom-"Oh, that's it, is it? ?ho holds up her head by a check ro'gn." CUSTOM KU (lo restaurant man) "Boy I" Restaurant Man-"Don't call me boy, slr. I'm no boy, sir, and 1 won't bo called boy, sir, by nobody, sir." Customer-"Then do as you'd ho dnno hy. and don't call this old mutton 'lamb' any more." "BBAUTlKUl. sport-beautiful 1" said tho drummer. "Sixty birds in two houis, ?md only missed two shots." A quiet gentleman silting in a corner of ike hotel olllco put down his paper, rushed across tho room and grasped him warmly by thc hand. "Allow mo to congratulate you, sir," ho said; "I ama professional myself." "ITufes sional sportsman?" "JNTo, professional liar." "TIIKUI: " said Filtrlp lo his friend Dllby, "ibero is a man who bas a knowledge ol tho lltness of things." "Why, jos," said Pilby; "ho has ?in intelligent faco-what ls ho?" ' Oil, he's my tailor," andswered Fil lrip, eyeing his new suit complacently. "Givic mo an example of an immov able obstacle," said tho teacher. And tho ?mart, bad boy at tho foot of tho class susgested tinco girls on tho side walk. Tim toaebor, who usually had to walk in thb middlo of tho street her self, sent bim right up to tho head of the class and told bim to stay there for a week. A >V EL L-N A st B b MONTH.-Little Dot-"Mamma, is this March?" Mamma-"Yes, pot." "I tink I kuow why this month is called March." "You do? Well, why ia it?" '"Cause it kicks up such a dust as it goes along." A o it KKN young man having told his sister that he thought a certain young lady loved him, tho following dialoguo ensued: Sister-"Why do you think she loves you?" Brother-"Because sho smiled ou mo." Sister-"What an absurd ideal Why, I've seon lier smile many a timo at monkeys." Mus. Y HAST-"This is very nice cake. Did you get the recipe out of a cook-book?" Miss Fussanfeathor-"No; I made lt out of my head. " "You dpn't ?ay! It is certainly very light." MAI?K TWAIN AM) PROF. LOISBTTK. Tho Famous Humorist Tollu How l'roio.t bor Lomon*, Taught Hun to lill, lirovo HIM Memory. From thc .NVin York World, Tlio RUCCCIIS which Professor J/dscttc's Mem ory School, No. 237 Filil? Ave., N, V., is meel ine does not occasion any Hirprl-e to those ac quiiihtu.l willi Us advantages, and thc near y indorse o em given ny prominent mun tn tau Professor's incitions of improving! mc mummy are a gu?rnate? tum these envainares wu soon licu?me known far and ?ville i r ifesiu. I.olsetto ls doing a uoliie wink for tue mc ropo H. (.'ollero prof^sorH generali; an i th-: heat known physicians of tile 11Jim i ry nie in lie.il ly accra with l'r.ifessor Loise,te. Writers, law cr-?, ni i nlch.iis aim rupiesct "ailves of ut cui-hus, noni pr.itcsMon.il ami tnistnc Hiueli, ar' papila in ino schoil or are luirnuu l>/ corresponden c, and are quickly dh<c >\criag wh,ii Ui-iy nive never Ito fore uiiilursiood, how rot .'iii ive iho mein rv any no made, mic reason is l II itt ne ?fi? ii" ina. ehlncry, I mal a los or other dev.ces ot uri llei.il Systems. Mark I'wmn has been a pipil ol thu 1'iofessnr, and this is whai hu says un..nt hun: "l'rofciisoi- l.ol.sclio did uni cr?ale a memory da me; no, notIIIII^ of thu k ml. And t,e( lie 'tl ni/or ?ic wimi ufuwintvtt (<> i <c .snmc th!ny- >o proved to ice that I alie ely lani a lucillo)y, a linux wide ti I was not liwara ol i I.I I lieu. I ti.id li f>ro liven ante, like mon people, lo stoic up ami lo.se things ni Um d.irk oo.l ir ot my memory, mn >> ? ?fi?we? otc how to liijl't ?fi tint cellar, ll is thc iliftcrctico, to chango i lie figure, notw.-en having inonuy wlicre you can't e.nleet it, and havmv il in your ?locket. I he information edbt mc bul lit tle, yet I va.nu ll ai a prud ginns llgnre," The conscience has to do, not with lltness or expediency or advantage, but with right and wrong. loo nosva One Dollar ls inseparably eon sooted willi Hood's Sarsaparilla, and ls true of no oilier medicine. A bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla con tains mo doses, amt will last a mouth, whllo other? will avcrugo to last HOI over a week. Usp only Hood s Sarsaparilla. A cow that is poor in tho Spring will not bo of much value as a milker in tho following Summer. Stop that Cough Unit tickling In the throat ! Stop that Consumi tivo Condition 1 Von can bc eared t You can't afford to wal! Dr. Kilmer's Cough euro [Consumption OH] will do lt quickly nilli permanent ly. V5 cents. . Do NOT try to koop goose unless all tho conditions aro favorable. Geese may bo kept at a very small cost or they may entail cost according to circum stances. A pond and pasturo will en able them to soc uro their tooti with but lltflo aid. A grape-vino arbor ia considered an excellent place for tho boo-hlvo, as it protects against tho sun In Stimmer but should bo thick enough to servo aa a wind-brake In winter. In very cold climate tho bivo should bo placod in tho cellar. SOMK of tho garden crops aro vory hardy and can stand a light frost. On lons, peas, boola and lettuco, il sown iii rows early, or as soon as tho warmth of tho ground permits will mako good, growth beforo sorno other crops aro put lu. !? li ? i ri ? I nm nm ? I rogxraan. attajar. i n?vrovi . Of thu p.vullar medicinal merill ol Hoo l'? Ra rsa* parilla ls fully combined by tho vollint ?ry testi mony of thousari ls who have (Heil lt. Peculiar !? thc cbmbliiatlun, proper (tun tutti preparation of lt-? Ingredient*, pccjullnr in tlio ex tro mo care willi which lt ls pul up, Mood's Sarsaparilla, accom plishes cur< s where other preparation* entirely fall. IVeullur lu thc nnc<|ualod goori mini a lt hus made at homo, which ls i> "tower of M renell abroad," i <? ?tillar In tho phenomenal Kales lt has ut talr.o.l, tho most popnlrit'Ohri successful spring med icine and blood purifier before tho public to-day ls Hood's Sarsaparilla "I have Ind running sores on my limbs for flvo years, so bad nt timer, that I could not walk about the hotisc When I commenced taking Hood's Sar saparilla I was In pain so severe that I cannot de scribe lt. I could not walk nor sleep nights. Iliad no appetite ami fell away. l?ut flood's Sarsaparilla dal mc A wonderful amount of good, I nm well now to what I was when I hcgr.n to uso lt. I hayo n good appetite, havo gained In flesh, nnd can sleep well. My sores are almost nil healed, and 1 eau do n good day's work, mi I not break down."-Mus. C. V- I.Oltu, Dover, X. ll N. H.- He sure to get the Peculiar Medicine, Hood's Sarsaparilla 6old hy alt druggist?. il ; six for $3. Preparo 1 only by C. I. HOOD & CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Mas*. IOO Doses One Dollar UK KN KW Ai,b A no UT IT.- ITO Fidolo Zizzenbart, Ilk?) every Rout US, is somowhat eccentric. Tho following Is told of him: A gentleman asked hun ono day: "Professor, why don't you publish some of your composition ?" 41 Why don't 1? Well, slr, In the first place, if you writo something, yon can't lind a publisher; if you do lind a publisher he will not pay you anything; If tho piece is published, i obi?ly will buy il; if somebody buys it ho can't play it, and if he can he don't Uko it." How LONG UK WOULD WAIT. "How long would you be willing to walt tot inc?'' she asked, in tones so low he coul I sc neely catch tho words. And then she went on: "You know, George,'' ?i?0 said, "that father has recently invested in a western silver mine, and lie is going thore at once and I cannot le? ve mother alone. So I ask you again. George, how long would you he wilhni t-? wait for roe?" "Walt for you, my darling," repeat ed George willi deep emotion, for his was nt) Meeting love, my dear readers; "I will wall for you until we learn how the silver mine pans out." WHAT Hie WOUMI SAY.-A married couple were out promenading in tho suburbs of Austin ono day. Presently the wife said: "Think, Albert; if the brigands should como now and tako mo from youl" "Impossible, my dear." "Hut suppos ng they did come and curry me away, what would you say?" 4li should say,'? replied tho husband, "that the brigands were new at the business. That's all." "SMITH had a big time down at his house lasi week," said a traveling man to his wife. "In what way?" "House warming." "Had a house wavmlngl I thought they never had patties or anything Uko that. Weie there many there?" "Yes; Hie entire Fire Department. " And she didn't tumble until ho showed her an account of tho Uro in tho newspaper. TnK proprietor of our leading enfo has succeeded in training his waiters Almost to perfection; but whon I order terrapin and yellow label after a theatre party, has this ono any right to put on that look of ineffable surprise because I prefer to vaiy tho monotony of my usual cheese sandwich onco In a while? TtieFISTt IIUANDfll the lui.lea timm. roT?r? tb? on ll. o lsd. Ursnit" tr*<to-in?ik. of this country use over Procter & Gamble's Lenox Buy a cake of Lenox and ye "100 l)osi?.4 Ono bollai\" m orton told ot this pa cuitar iiicilljhif?, IbKut's Sarsaparilla.IB not a catch Uno only, tau ls ttosol?it?i.v imo ?' un I original with this preparation ft>nri >'. ls as absolut ny (ruo that lt can hon istly In! applied only to Hood's 8 irsnparllla, willoh ls lin- very liest spring nildtrltlo noa blood pnrlllcr. -Now, reader, provo lt. Tako 11 bolllo homo and mensuro Its contents, You will Had Uto hold lix? teaspoonfuls. Now rea l tho directions, and you will Hud timi t e a ve rn (jo doxo for different lilies ls Ices iban n teaspoonful, Thus economy nod strength ?rc peculiar to Hood's Sarsaparilla, Is the Best "I commenced Inking Hood's (Sarsaparilla ns un experiment, ns 1 bsd no appetite or strength, and felt tired all the time. I nttrlbutcd my condition to scrofulous humor. I hod tried s.'vcrnl different kinds of medicine, without receiving any benoni Lui ns soon ns I had tnken half nbottle of Hood't Sarsaparilla my appetite was restorod, and my stomach felt better. I havo taken thrco bottles, and my Btomoch never felt better.'--Mas. J. V. Doi> BKAIIK, l'nseOiig, lt- I. "Wo all like Ho )d's Sarsaparilla, ll l? ?0 ^strength cnlng."-LIZZIE UALFOVil, Auburn, ll. I. Do not bc Induced to take any other. Oct Hood's Sarsaparilla Sold by all druggists. $1 ? ?ix for $5. Prepared only by C. I. HOOD A. CO., Apothecaries, Lowell, Masa. IOO b?ses One Pol la r_ VEGETABLE COMPOUND, ts a Positive Curo , or ALL of thO?o Palnfu Doltcalo Complaints ant Complicated trouble* ant Weaknesses so commoi among otu Wives, Motbei* end Dsvjidnis. lt Kill cur? ernffre'i ?llomn"un or eapfrnv JrOllblfS, in/In m ma Hon und Utttra \tlon, Falling ana ' Dt$ptattmtnt?i J '?onttqutnt apina. Wtakncts. and U Th. Woman'. ^j?^^% fifi 12TIT IS A 1UXASI.NO tO OVERWORKED WOBE?f, IT ll V. HOV ri rAlKIS_??, VLATUIBSOY, AU. ORAVINO KPH ?11MU1.ANTS AJID BEIJKTEH WEAXKE?3 OE TUB STOMACH. CUnES LEU COTlRIlatl. alBNSTRCAL PERIODS PASSED trifftoilt l'Al?t, i ? .-(old by Drusglau, l'rlco 81. I>cr bottle mm llialitst A warrina/ Matal* in /.'mope ?nd A nit'l'tett Tho neaten!, quiuke?t,aafost ami most powerful rem edy known for Hbo iiDiitism.l'leuriity.NvuriilKhi.Luni buiro, llae.Uiiahe, Weakness, c.lids III th? cnost and all Bellell and paint Kiii'.o-Bod by o.OOO Physician! ?nd JiriiKitisiH of thc blithest reputo. IWinsou's Pl tslort promptly relievo mid euro whero etlioe plasters mid Kroany sal von. P.nimi'nts and lotion*, n-o absolutely UHolcsB. llewaiv ni" Imitation* ti idor similar ?oioidln* iiniuits, such as "Oupslcum." ' Oapuc.n " "Oarmlo no.1' ns tiley ure utterly worthier and iiiiond'd to dneoivo. ASK V.lll llKNS ?N'S ANIi T AK .'. NO ol lt KU**, All dr.i* gixtfl. KF.A MMIY \- .|t?llNSt)N,Proprictors,New York 1? r>iK lindloR t Thoso dull tired looks mid Toolings speak volumes 1 This Hcinedy correcta all con tlltfons, restores vigor and vitality and bringa back youthful bloom and licaiity. DmvaUts. rroparcd at br. K ilim?rTa pf* , yruhi.nr. Binghamton,ri. Y. tatters of Inoiilnf^atuwirtHL 'VH1 Onldoto IIwdttivBcatl-'rco). AFFU?TED^?NFORY?N?Tfe A ft or oil others fall conoult 329 INT. 15th St., belowCaUowhill, Phila., Pa. 20 yeats experience In all ?PEttt AI* ?? nianenlly restores those W?V?ned by carly in hscre. lions iso Oil or write. Advice free and ?Iriclly con. fident?al. Hours : 11 a. m. Ulla,and 7 to 10 evening.?. 10 88 it day. Sample* worth ?1.50 Filien Lines not under the horse's feet. Address Hui. w?r KU'S s A PK vt RBIS HOI.DEO, liol ly,Mic lu PENSIONS!^" to Soldions: Hoirs. Sou l stamp ittii, <> if*, f.. HI?O Wiishiuglo i. D. O Thc Best Waterproof! Coat. .ICKKHIe. warrantait waterproof, and will keep yon dry lr, Th? new POMMKl. Bl.irK?Bla a r*d*r? ? J."J Ile. llawaroofImllBllons. None seniilno wililoo! Iii? rna lllailrated Calalotu? free. A. J. Tower, Holton, Mat?. Se Women thirteen million cakes of Soap in 1886? m will soon understand why.