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?& '' : it? - -; ' "' ' P&>.x . ^.v *.u ; - _____ Buying Legislator* In Joblota. S One day. writes Sloane Gordon In SuocesB Magazine, a former member of the Ohio house displayed, Inadvertently, a large roll of billa In the Nell house lobby. A fellow member gazed In awe at the show of wealth. "I Just sold a drove of hogs." ex* plained the former member rather hastily and confusedly. The observing one was thoughtful. He did not reply for the half-minute usually essential to the full-measured 'beat of his mental processes. And then? "Yaaa," he drawled, "and 111 bet ' 'I'm one o' them hawgs." ACHY FBBUNOa PAIN IN LIMBS end all Malarious Indications removed by Elixir Babcfc, that well known remedy for all such diseases. - ? b?t* iu?u up ma mree DOXlies or your 'Elixir Babw.' and have not felt o well and entirely free from pnln In limbs for five years. Please send me one doxen more."-?Mrs. E. Hlgglns. Jacksonville. Fla. Elixir Bnbek 50 cents, all druggists or Klocsawskl & Co., Washington D. C. Folly of Vain Regrets. The late John W. Gates, an Incurable optimist, harped continually on the futility of pessimism. One of Mr. Gates's epigrams. stl\l quoted on the Chicago Stock Exchange, ran: "He who nurses foolish hopes may be an ass, but he 1r not such an ass as he who nurses valu regrets." TOMMY MURPHY, The great horseman who Is winning most of the big race* for fast trotters with that furrn horse. "R. T. C.." record 2:0814 says: "SPOHNS DI8TEMPKR CURE Is the best remedy for all forms of Distemper and coughs I have ever known. I have used It a number of years." All druggists or send to manufacturers. 50c and $1 a bottle. Spohn Medical Co., Chemists, Goshen, Ind.. U. S. A. Roman Gossip. Munny (the village banker)?What do you suppose the young fellows in ancient Rome (lid to pass the time? Phunny (the village philosopher)? Oh, I don't know. I suppose they used to hang around and talk about what a punk town Rome was.?Puck. Important to Mothers Examine carefully every bottle of CASTORIA. & safe and sure remedy for Infants and children, and see that it Signature of iu use ror v?ver au rears. Children Cry for Fletcher's Castoria Perhaps Both. Mllly?I put away my last year's bathing suit In camphor, but it evaporated. Billy?The bathing suit? to drive oct xalakl v and m ill) ir t:ue systtx Take the Ol4 Standard SBOVITS 1'AVrSLJfc.Sj CHU.L TONIC. Vou knew what ???>i t.~? talti 1:4. The furuiu'.a ts plainly printed un .??.irw bowIns It Is simply xnti Inm '.a a UMum.nm form, and th.? ou ^t <itw.um tjrui. Vor growa peuple and chUdrva, W csntv And He's Not Alone. Howell?What do you think of him? Powell?He has all of the eccentaicttles of genius without the genius. The Pure F<xxi Law stopped the -mlo of hundreds of fraudulant mcSeme*. Thev could not stand tnmitigation. ET.tmiinH Wizard Oil has stood the test of investigation for nearly sixty years. Suspicious Smoothness. "Your motor boat is running very smoothly now." "Yes, I think something'3 broken?" For HIAOICHE?Mleka* cap* DINE Whether from Colds. Heac. St.ima.-a or NerrooaTYoubtea, Capudiae will rclie-r- yon. It's Uwoid?pieaeane to take?acta immediately. Try la 10c., Sc.. and SO cwnta at drag torts If a man smokes in the house and his wife is afraid her curtains will be rained, he should be obliged to take them down. vr _ ? r ~ Make the Liver Do its Duty Nine times in ten when the liver Is right the stomach and bowels are right CARTER'S LITTLE JBfe* LIVER PILLS ^BTT gentlybutfirmly pel a lazy liver a nTCO'c do its duty. Cures Con-^j V [TTLE tipation, H p | LL^" Headache, and Diitreu After Eating. SMALL PILL, SMALL DOSE. SMALL PRICE. ; J ! Genuine must bear Signature SAVE *3500 I 1 Don't let custom deaden interest in your bank account. Find out for yourself why 1 The Royal Standard TYPEWRITER is becoming so popular. Why it is able to so successfully compete i| withr the higher priced machines of other makes. We know and would 11 like to show you. The price is $65.00 I and is unquestionably the most II practical Typewriter made, regard1 less of price. Write for catalogue. II POUND & MOORE CO. I II Aganta Chariot!., N. C. I ARE YOU RUN DOWN?\ Use Lutea Tonic Tablets tho wonder of tho century. they strengthen tho systorn and tako away that tired feellnif, they nr.wliieo | rich rod blood, act ns a stomachic and Mtalats tho j bowols. Do not fall to try them a* yon will mcclve ; rery satisfactory result*. If not. I refund yt.tir" \ noohor Thesn tablets are prepared by an erpcrt ' chemist of many years experience and are known to be the best tonic tablets, to cent pet bo* by mall. | Prepared by J. *. kit KOI kit, 6M Utlt|tM lw.,lw York City I ?:f^88iHwia?wii Reatoroe Qray Hair to Natural Color RkioTtk psYuairr no art ?r Inrl(forate?and prevents the hair from falling ofT Kor lt?U ky t>ewfj[!W?, or Soot frtreet by XANTHINE CO., Richmond, Virginia rrlco *1 Ptr BolUoi SaapU hot He tit. toed for elroalor. ** FlRflPSY TRBATEI). GlreeolckreSf tgA * lief, usually remuro swel^ 3L ling and short breath In a few days and cntlfe relief In lS-4Sdays. trial treatment FREE. C*. MMttS SOS1, IWi A, AlU.la.Oa. Thowpton'i Eya Water i _ tSUNO MAT VICTIM j Run Down and Killed by Speeding Chicago Motorcyclist. Dr. Wlllstt, Roused by Killing. Says It ! Hard to Believe Some Drivers Have Souls of ' Their Own. Chicago.?"Before the motorcyclist had time to realise that the man In his path was blind the machine struck him." This sentence, an excerpt from a morning newspaper's account of the accident at South State and Sixtythird streets the other day. which resulted tn the death rtf .Inrnh Snnnn e blind man, from Injuries sustained while the helpless victim was groping his way across the street, furnished a text for a sermon on speed fiends. It was preached by Dr. Herbert L. Wlllett. pastor of Memorial Church to Christ and associate professor of Semitic languages and literature at tho University of Chicago, when the tragic circumstances of the accident were suggested to him. Doctor Wlllett did not handle the subject with gloves. Any motorcyclist or antomoblllst whose speed mania has brought him to the stage where he has forgotten that a common ordinary pedestrian Is a human being and should have consideration even though not blind or crippled, had such a person overheard the minister's dissertation, would not have needed an Interpreter to aid him in determining Just how great a menace he has grown to be. In the opinion of the walking population. "It Is hard to believe that some of these reckless autolsts and motorcyclists. who Imperil pedestrians, mess up our thoughts and tangle our nerves until we are near insunity are persons with souls," Doctor Wlllett began, aB he launched with fervor Into his tirade against the dangerous speeder. "Such as accident ns tho one in which the blind man met his fate Is a horrible evidence of the pass to which things have come in the big city's rage for speed. It raises the question of whether the pedestrian on our streets has any rights whatever. Must he bo continually on his guard, watching for reckless speed fiendB who show not a whit of consideration for the lives of those on foot? Is the pedestrian obliged legally to be alert constantly and prepared to leap from the path of a speeder? The account of how the blind man met his death would almost seem to Indicate as much. "Think of the irony of the conclusion! 'Before the driver had tlmo to realize thatthe man was blind his raaHEWS BIG TREE AT TRINITY Passing of Landmark In Few Green Spots of New York City?Over Three Hundred Years Old. New York.?Busy passersby In lower ErciuJway have paused In the last Jaw days before one of the few green spots in the business section to notice tile passing of an old landmark. This la a tall tree In Trinity churchyanJ. on the south side, very near Pine street. This tree, which Is credited with having passed Its three hundredth birthday, recently died, and Thomas Floyd, the venerable head gardener of all Trinity's grave yards, who has served In that capacity more than thirty years, decreed It must come down. Mr. Floyd hired a sailor, who has trimmed off all but the trunk and the arms of Its main branches. Even yet the tree reaches to the fifth story of the Trinity building and almost toaches Its windows. This Is the only tree In Trinity church yard which has been cut down for more than a year. CHAMELEON HATPIN IS NEW Color Can Be Changed to Suit the Gown Milady May Choose to Wear?Unscrews from Pin. I-ondon.?Since the hatpin has developed from tho Inconspicuous useful black-headed article to the present style of decorative Jeweled pin. women have needed a whole collection of pins to suit different hate. With a black hat they might wear a silver pin with various colored Btones. but the same pin would not harmonize with a hat of one bright color. Every kind of hat has demanded an Individual hatpin, but now comes an Invention which makes It possible for one pin to be lifted for as many hats as a woman possesses, however dissimilar they are In coloring. This Is a hatpin whose buttonshaped head can be unscrewed from the pin. The fancy button has a rim or gilt, which is then removed, nnd the button Itself can be covered with nny material or color, which can be changed to suit the owner's fancy. 10,000 DAYS Three Pennsylvania Children Have Most Unusual Sunday School Rec ord?Never Missed a Session. Philadelphia.?Three children of William M. Smith of 106 South Sixth street, Darby, have respective records of 4,000, 2,800 and 2,400 days of school attendance without a slnglo day's absence. These same children have attended Sunday school for ten. seven and six years respectively without a Sunday's absence Out In Germantown three sons of Henry F. Doembach of 4">6 East Tulpehocken street hnvo attended Sunday school for eighteen successive years without missing a Rcsslon. The father of the children who hold Darby's attendance record Is a former policeman. Ho served twentyfour years and was off duty only three minutes. His son, Robert 1C? has completed ten school terms and has neither an absence nor a tardy mark against hlrn. His younger brother, who will enter NAVAL GUN TO i if | rue- At/? WITHIN h short time, each destro; States will be equipped with 01 above. This formidable weapon ha can Are from 15 to 20 shots per m such that the object aimed at can I The adoption of the gun by the i fenslvo possibilities of the aeroplai chine hnd Btruek him.' The victim was lacking one of his God-given senses and did not perceive his danger. A horrible death was the result. "Of all speed fiends of the present day. some motorcyclists are by far the greatest menace to the pedestrian. The machine Is small, much lighter that) an automobile and capable of dartinp Into and through a crowd with almost the wariness of a rabbit. What chance has the man on foot with a reckless daredevil driver likely to cross his path at nny moment? Chicago, I am convinced, is today In great need o( ordinances which will serve more ef fectlvely to protect Its pedestrians. A motorcycle speed law is needed which will muzzle the mania of the careless driver." PRINCE OF W7 English Rulers Allow the Heir Thre< Cigarettes a Day Since His Seventeenth Birthday. London. ? Since his seventeentl ; birthday it has Just becom< known, the Prince of Wales hai been permitted to enjoy an occa slonal cigarette. Like the King o Spain, he shows a preference for th< genuine Spauish cigarltos, which ar< very small and made of choice Havani tobacco. They are not gummed, bu are held together by a dexterous In ward fold c* the paper. The king and queen did not wlsl their eldest son to smoke until hli seventeenth birthday, and or that dnt? he received many gifts representlni the smoker's small luxuries. If ru raor speaks truly the young princ< does not show great enthusiasm as a smoker, and Is quite satisfied witl the three cigarettes a day which an allotted to him until he reaches hli eighteenth birthday The uealth of Prince Henry continue! to cause anxiety. The experiment o sending him to school at Hroadstalri has resulted in an improvement, bu the gain in strength is hardly rnpl< enough to satisfy the roynl physlcinns It is hopod, however, that a qulcl change for the better will come dur lng his holiday sojourn in the High lands. Princo Henry's lack of vigor is th< more serious because he is growinf too fast for his age. He Is tho tall est of the king's sons, and he haj the making of n handsome lad. Hli continued weakness does not seem t< affect the prince's lively disposition which has earned for Im the famll] nickname of "Bluebottle." He is th? humorist of the roynl children, ant his comicalities of manner and speed are tho delight of all who know him. Its Brand. tuonlOiv .. our block has bought himself a gor geous automobile." "What kind la it?" i "I don't know its particular mako but I suppose it could bo properly al li.iied to us a soop bubble.'" IN SCHOOL tho eighth grade next year, and hit sister. Mnbel, are the other record holders in this family Elmor has at tended seven yours and Mabel six. Theso three attend the Sundaj school of tho Church of St James ol KlngasesHing. where their perfect rec ords have been maintained Once Robert broke his arm, and al another timo Elmer suffered a slmilai accident. But after surgeons had placed the fractured bones in splints tho two lads started off to the school house. They said they wouldn't staj out of school on account of a little think like a broken arm. Tho mother of these threo childrer says tho average mother is too willing to cxcuso her child from school on nc count of slight and petty illnesses Just tho same, ?ho says her chlldroi have been unusually healthy ant strong, and to this fact is due tho rc marknblo record of the fnmlly. ttlKhteen years of Sundays, even one of them spent In Sunday school Is a Germuntown family's record. ) ESTRO Y AIR CR A FT ^sflgg^L \N OPLANL- GL>H ye:, cruiser nnil battleship of the United ie of the new aeroplane guns pictured s a vertical range of three miles, and Inute. The sighting arrangements are be kept covered as long as It Is In range, tuthorltles Is proof positive that the ofno have been fully recognized. Lightning Shocks ' any. i Dunkirk. N Y.? Light nersons v ho were examining photographs at the home of K H. Ditcher at Fredonla, were close to death when lightning > shot down the chimney A ball of fire ; circled the room several times, leavl Ing a charred course In the wall paper ; i and tearing the plaster ofT the walls. ' i It nnssed out an niifn door shatter Ing a tree In the yard All In the house suffered from shock. In For It. "Pack from vacation, eh? I suppose you got engaged six or seven times." "Well. I did expect to. but the first girl I got engaged to was very strongminded. I'm afraid It's permanent, old man." ILES A SM0KER_ $500,000 CINCHED TY BABY Arrival of Infant Secures Big Estate for Pcnnsylvanlan, Nephew of Former Congressman. Scranton, Pa.?When the stork f dropped Into town the other night on 9 his usual rounds he called at the home b of Charles R. Connell. nephew of fori mer Congressman William Connell, t and now Scranton Is boasting of a . "hulf million dollar hahy," while the baby's mother Is proudly displaying its 1 charms to her friends and at the same s time showing a $10,000 diamond suns burst, the gift of the proud father. < Under the will of the baby's grand. father. It was provided that If Its fa 9 ther died without issue the C3tate wn.? * to go to the children of the formei ! congressman, and Inasmuch as Mr. and B Mrs. Connell had been married eight 3 years without having their union blessed by children, it began to look R very much as If the behest of the will f would stand. The arrival of the baby B however, sets aside this provision ol t the will and the $500,000 will now roj main In the other branch of the fnm ily. no provision having been made by the late congressman for Its conver slon In the event of the child's not living. s Mistake Snake for Whip. * Hartford. Conn.?George Deady, t * farm hand living In WllsonvlHe. had a hot time the other day and he faint 1 od dead away from fright Deady * picked up what he thought was tho tip of a horse whip In tho grass beside the 7 road, only to find that the horso whip s was alive. It proved to bo a black 1 snake It wound around Deady's arm 1 and poked Its head In Ready's face and grinned at him I)eudy let out a yell that could l>e heard all over Wllsonvlllo and ran tc > Henry Pearl and Implored him to pull * the snako off his arm. Pearl refused i to meddle, saying he was no snake j charmer, whereupon IVady fainted in . the road. Pearl says the snako then * uncoiled and wriggled olT Into ttie I bushes. It was about flvo feet long The throe men are Stanley It.. El wood B. and H Warren Doornbach. They attend tho t'nlon Methodist Episcopal Sunday school. Diamond I street near Twentieth. Stanley 13. Ii superintendent and 11. Warren Is recorder of this school. A year ago Elwood B. went to Huf ^ ralo, N. Y . to reside. He found a Sunday Rchool as soon as he reached the city and has kept up tils record of t attendance Kills Forty Snakes. I Vandergrift, Ha -While cutting r benn poles near the water works in , Heaver Itun Harry Me'.ghley surprised four copperhead snakes Running them, selves and lie summoned I). C. Shull, , superintendent of the water works; O . H. Scott, K. Kills end .T .Morrow. Two of the roptlles were killed, but i the two others disappeared in a hole j in the ground. With picks the under h ground home was unearthed and 4C snakes were killed. Four of them 7 measured 41, 3f>, 20 and 2:1 Inches, re ( sportively. Most of the others were young snakes. Raising Tive stock Industry Has Materially Increased in Recent Years. Few Carefully Selected, Well Cared for Animals of Any Good Breed Will Be Found to Be Quite Profitable. (By H. A. MARTIN.) Tho attention given to breeding live Stock In thrt TTnlt?d Rtnfoa ??? { rliilly increased in the last few years. It is a question that much time and attention can bo wisely applied, not only by a few. but by a large number of our live stock breeders and farmers. It is self evident to any that will tako time to think on the question, that we should develop the quality of our stock, before we try to make great strides in breeding largo numbers of animals. A few carefully selected, well cared General Purpose Breedfor animals of any breed will be far 1 more profitable to their owner than j a larger number of animals of poorer quality kept in a mediocre manner. A I?f?rsnn Intoiwlinu t<? "" tVio breeding of any brood of pure-bred stork should make ax careful study of both his own conditions and such on vironmont as the breed would bo called upon to produce under. Then a careful study of the breeds to see which one is so constituted as to bo able to produce the greatest results when placed under the condltolns and management you are able to give. The writer has noted many cases where It seemed from all evidence available, the poor success the breeder realized was from lack of unison in choosing the breed to procure under conditions prevailing In each particular case. Ciood breeding and good feeding go hand In hand?one without the other Is not capable of producing the greatI est results. The two combined with good common sense and good Judg meat are sure of the best results. USEFUL FOR PULLING BEANS Rake With Cutting Blade Attached , j Snips Full Pods Off Vire6?No Bending Required. i ! A bean puller has been Invented by > a Michigan man. With It a farmer may remove the full pods from the vines without having to stoop except I jf/* if' f I - ' > ' For Pulling Beans. : I to pick them up afterward and If he likes can have come ono follow him and do that. The Implement resent* hies a rake, but mounted on the tooth | | blade is a movable cutting blade, openitcd front the handle. The user can reach out and rake in a full pod or 1 two and with one movement snip 1 them from the vines by bringing down the cutting blade. Kxeept for a man [ with a weak back, however, the value of this Implement Is not so readily ep parent. Great care would seem to br necessary to keep from cutting oil pods that have not yet filled out or In ; nipping other parts of the vim alon? 1 with those wanted. ! Illinois State Fair. Illinois has the greatest state fait ' In the union. The treat letrislaturt ; appropriated $125,000 for .? sheep ant' s.vlne pavilion. $75,000 for a hors< barn and $15,000 for additional toilei I facilities. Such appropriations by th< ' state legislature and the patrnnng< i of the citizens of a state will rosull j In a great fair. Let other legislature] i follow ihe e:.ample set by the legl.sla I tare of Illinois. Shelter for Live Stock. A shelter Is needed to protect tlx 11 Vf stock from the cold wlnit.r wlndi and rains. The she<l also protects th< manure from the rains that too oftei leach practically all the plant foot 1 out of the manure. The shelter cost fery little money and pays for lisol every year In protecting tho cattl _nd manure. < } I TURN MORE LAND TO QRAS: Many Farmers Do Not Realize Ho\ Valuable Crop le. Especially With Beef, Mutton and Pork. More land in grass should be th slogan lu the south. We baVe bee lighting graHS for many years. L? us put thousands of acres in gras and give it a square deal. Wo do nc realize how valuable grass is. W do not value it fully as a feed. W have never kept an account of th beef, mutton, pork and so on that a acre of good grass produces. We d not realize that land in grass instea of cotton, corn, tobacco, cane or rlc to a laige extent solves the labo problem We do not measure the larg return from the land In grass and th small cost of growing the grass. Many farmers iu the south priz wheat, oats. corn, cotton, rice an ; cane crops because their growth hn ; become a habit. Very few farmei 1 have compared the protlt derived froi | an acre of cotton and an acre of be 1 muda grass, lespedeza and some wl ter clover. On many farms the gro\ ing of cotton represents a loss lnster of a profit. On many farms in tl - Red Polled Cow. ] couth the growing of legumlnot : crops for two or three years until tl worn-out cotton land will grow goc mill uir mJUiiniK ui I lit- lauu Bermuda grass and tho grazing i pure bred hogs, sheep, cattle, -goat I horses and mules will result In b prolits instead of the loss sustain* | by the growing of cotton on the satr i land year after year Senator Ingalls said: "Next in li portanee to the divine profusion water, light and air?those three phy ical facts which render existence po slide- may be reckoned the univers , beneficence of grass." Ingalls told tl ] whole truth, but few farmers In t! ' south believe what he said. Not 01 fanner in a thousand fully appreclat< the full value of a good permanei pasture. The most prosperous cou ties in England owe their prosperot agriculture to the magnificent perm nent pastures. The blue grass regit of Kentucky has done much to caui our farmers to appreciate grass some extent. There are sections Tennessee and Virginia where tl successful growing of fine stock < grass has helped Kentucky to ga friends for grass. Let us adopt a better balanced sy tern of farming?one that will lnclm large areas devoted to thorough good permanent pastures; one th will include more pure-bred live stoi to eat the grass and the legumlno crops that must be grown in the cor cotton and other crops to economici ly enrich the soil. More grass a: more leguminous crops and more go< stock means prosperity in the sout $ S/. tMJO Raspberry Culture. When the new growth tips of bla< cap raspberries begin to bend town the ground new plants can be easl started, llend down and bury ea tip a lew Inches beneath the grout holding it In place by i>egs. a stot or tho weight of a little heap dsoil. Most of the tips. If not *1 turbed. will take root and form nl plants by next spring, at which tli tho parent canes can be severed a t< inches from tho plants and the latt can then bo dug up and set c wherever desired. ^ FNFhAI FX h* \ILIILkULII-XKI iSwN0TE5 8 The prospect is for plenty of appl j this year. Cowpena are splendid fur either h I or pasture. Clover is cut for seed after all t ; heads have turned brown. Itipe, dry corn, if put In the si ' should by all means be watered, i Isind for vetch should he plowed n ; prepared the same as for sowing. Add a few more roosts until t poultry is thinned out for winter. 1 >o not neglect to spray the orchti trees and berry bushes this year. Never allow the calf to got fat in t sense that the beef breeder desires A few hens are always proflta] ' while very largo jx>cks are seldom Soaked grain generally puts 1 slightly faster gains than dry gra Winter rye has usually survlv ' without any protection from stubl ' or other growth. 4 It is not unusuai for the cream fr< ' a cow advanced far In lactation to difficult to churn. The chief benefit from ilago fed lings, at least that from corn, lies the grain In the feed 5 ! Alfalfa oi clover i. relished by ho ^ i whether green or a hay or silage. e ho latter i: i;< o<> acid , Corn smnt <!< - not, to any oxto I ' ".rm the ! -cding value of corn fodc $ i so far a c attle are concerned. { The feeding of silage to hogs I 0 been tried experimentally by sevo nationa, but with varied success. \1 I -SHE GOT : WHAT SHE ! WANTED e tit U This Woman Had io Insist d Strongly, but it Paid r Chicago, 111.?"I suffered from a female weakness and stor^ach trouble, x: :':d and I went to the e store to get a bottle ?ff of Lydia E. Pinke 1J ham's Vegetable d "*?* n : Compound, but the ? w . . 'J* clerk did not want y*, / to let mo have it? 3 V Jh said it was no " Rood and wanted me r- I iKKiilr t ^ f r V CntnniV\lnn ,V W&Ks!,ll\\ all about it 1 in. ,<i WmT l[\l) sisted and finally 11 , , ' ' 11 put it. and I am so 1C glad 1 did, for it has cured mo. ~ "I know of so many cases whore wo. men have been cured DyLydia K. rinkham's Vegetable Compound that I can say to every suffering woman if that ! medicine does not help her, there is & nothing that will."?Mrs. J.VNLTZiii, l 2'J<53 Arch St., Chicago, 111. This is the ape of substitution, ar.d i women who want a euro should insist : upon Lydia E. Pinkliam's Vegetable Compound just as this woman >iid, and not accept something else on which the druggist can make a little more profit. AVomcn who are passing through this critical period or who aro suffering from any of those distressing ills peculiar to their sex should not lose sight of the fact that for thirty years Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, which is made from roots ar.d herbs, has been tl.o standard remedy for feI male ills. In almost every community you will find women who have been restored to health by Lydia E. Pink, ham's Vegetable Compound. WHO ELSE? ill \l-f-//C irinl of il\ LiL ai { \ & I a. Sister?I have become engaged to >n Pied. 3e brother?Whatever induced you to to do that? , of Sister?Why Fred, of course! ie ; )n The Old Love Possible. in Mrs. Clarence H. Maekay, at a garden party at Mampstead, praised the 'h- working girl. I "How much nobler," she said, "to ly work than to marry for money. I at know a pretty girl who gave up a [?k good position to marry a man of slxtyus eight. n, ! " 'I am marrying lor love, she told ii] her chum. nd "'And the old fellow,' said the od chum, disgustedly, 'Is worth $7,000.:h. 000!" ! "'Yes,' was the reply. 'It's the i $7,000,000 I'm In love with.' " Not All Smoked. I L. White llusbey, secretary to fori iner Speaker Cannon, was explaining that the speaker did not smoke so much as people thought he did. "My understanding," suggested one of the party, "Is that he gets away j with about 2o cigars a day." "Oh, well," said Busboy, "but he 1 ' eats half of 'em."?Sunday Magazine. ie, His Idea. "An Ahkound is the best man of his (< kind, Isn't lie pop'" no ... , ,. ? 1 believe so, son. "Then, pop, if 1 kill more files than er all the other fellows, I will be an u Ahkound of Swat?" Few of us ran do more than ono thing well. Many a man who has no 1 difficulty In making money is a dismal failure as a spender. p f ''! Easy leH Breakfast! h0 A bowl of crisp lo. nd Post he : Toaslies hie and cream? the thing's done! In. ? <' Appetizing hie Nourishing mi ' be Convenient In Ready to serve right out of the pacKage. if i "The Memory Lingers" nf. 1 ier v POSTl'M CEP I ,vL CO.. Ltd., IliUtleCi A. Mich. ral V J