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To the People Oiv Bate; TH Bread, Rc Patent Bread King Brci i Crimp Bvond Graham 1 Cream Broad Rye Breai Milk Bread Aunt San Cap Bread Fa 1 especially After the ni n MATinisiAi RANK JAtUB BK< REPAIRERS OF Quns, Bicych Automobih FITTING KEYS A SPEC 1719 Main Street, - - Colur Ar? Angry Elephant. nantoiy, ttint ti I A nentinel in tin- menagerie at l'urts never before slep hits h;ul it minus experience with one How Hells hail occ of (he largest elephants. The sentinel country and was was very conscientious anil always re- lie was much disti quested the spectators not to give the of the cattle, the j animals anything to eat, which seemed and other sounds o to displease the elephant in question to he could not limit tuch sin extent that he several times tieular he was frig sprinkled the sentry's head with water tng <>f the cools, from his trunk. One day a bystander response to the fn offered this particular elephant a large said the sound of cake. The sentinel interfered, as kept hint awake, usual, and the elephant promptly dls- incut the cock en charged in his face a violent stream of Iximlouer said: "'1 water. A general laugh ensued, hut been neighing lilt the sentinel, having calmly wiped his Since then I.ondon face, stood on one side and continued cocknefghs or coc .us watchful as before. Soon after ward he found It necessary to repeat tils admonition, hut no sooner was this t ^n lm| uttered than the elephant laid hold of Jones (at side his musket, twirled it round his trunk, train wreck) W trod It under his feet and did not re- I words, doc? Doct store It lllltll lie tool tvvl??teil it Into , ?t.....\ 'M.. -- - J IIUIV Wl'lt nearly the form of a corkscrew. Then present.?Boheinlo lie gave a snort at the discomfited sentinel, as if to say, "Now J hope Had Tii you'll mind your own business!" Barber-Hair's tie Hlnks Kxpeci A Neighing Cock. nearly finished? Camden say* the Thames was onee called tiie t'oekney, and therefore a The worship tin oekney means simply one who lives comes from a cl on the hanks of the Thames. Wedjj* heart.?Plutarch, wood says a cockney, or eoekorney, is one pampered by city Indulgence, In I contradistinction to rustics hardened Wise men read by outdoor work There is, however, a Peltate history in legend almost too good to lie true - t behavior.?Ku of Balesbnrg, Lees Edgefield Com J DECEMBER Is N iBURG 1 Furnished with N< L hULLOWIINCJ WILL E )lls, Pastries ad Potato and Home Coffe >roa(l Made Bread Cnl (| French Rolls Germ Parker House Rolls Buns, vorile Cinnamon Rolls Tartl invite the ladie: my 1 : holidays, when my business is if wc\in\/ a dt( > 4\ | \) ^ _ mab imiug upon tlio iruck beams be- of the stag W twee11 the wheels of a dying passenger Magazine, train or even of a slower going freight Holland. train is exceedingly ditllcult. The tly- open mint lug cinders deluge the eyes and ut was ready times make breathing almost impossi- ' it came ale hie. More than this, he says that un- ly different less one strictly watches himself olio She was is in danger of becoming hypnotized, only got fl The rhythmically pounding wheels jolt- When we lug over the joints of the rails have s the ncquu way of insistently commanding atten- tiling, a "c 1 tlon that is extremely dangerous. This precise an a J-A /| noise, sharp ami repeate?l with devilish e%v..? ild.'.g n | 111 persistence, can hypnotize the unwary, as if we w |,t, says. Often lie lias had to use ev- a month, ery resource of will power which he "f white lias in order to wv.rd off the effects of my dressli ^ this endless and mind compelling 1 wislied. "click, click, click." He believes that n>ul ironed many a tramp who lias fallen to Ids One day deatii from the trucks lias been first American hypnotized in tills way. This Is per- Sally near] fectly sound psychology, and thoproba- "What's blllty of such hypnotism will lie in- ! 1 asked, dorsed by any good specialist In this i "* 'avon science.?Bohemian Magazine. day. dear, 'I AT TV 1 "Entyo' J- A A Winnipeg Sermon. A story is going the rounds about I one of the Winnipeg clergy, which lie n.iiled ni\ himself lias told with great delight. A n,,v ^aueo farmer and his wife runic to Winnipeg otI,er 'on a visit, and on Sunday their host ^ ntil the requested tlte farmer friend to go with U:IS "l o /T him to churcli. substitute 11 Oldy tO. ! "Xo," saiil lie, "I never go to eliurcti " j And Ids wife harked tip his assertion. T q,jlo v|sitor was tinally persuaded to teiep Londoner wlio bait k'? to a local cliurcli and was told the mliei w ise: t out of sound of pastor was also an American. After I'*0 ,h!" aslon to go into (ho tll? service he was Introduced to the Jia,e ,0,Mi detained all night, pastor, and tlie following conversation ,ut 11 nrbed by the lowing I took I?l?oe: ! ver8al!>' I iiuntlng of the pigs i "Well, doctor." said the visitor. "I j!i:"ineis : f country life, which I ^".ved your sermon." 1,01,1 ,u" 1 rslaml. and in par- ' ftm vor>' Phased to hear that." re- " , , htened by tlie crow- j the Pnstor. JoL .n'u" in the morning, in . "Y?l1 kll?w," explained the farmer. _,0nk rnicr's inquiries, lie I (,(> not ?o to church very often, but ..J!",'1,11 the wild beasts had ,5,:tl *?'?'ii0,| ?d' yours was the least Just Jit that iijo- ; like a sermon I ever heard."-Wlnni- *;=> >wed again, and the ' relegrnin. "s ... .... .... . Mis. I.aw I hat s the one! lies ~ , ;e that for hours!" Modern Witchcraft. ?e tn.ues iers have been railed Says a correspondent of the London P'1 1 '''' knoys. Chronicle: "This writer knows of a ?1 ul" west country Kngllsh farmer, a hard " ^ headed business man. who uses the possibility. latest machinery on his farm, yet holds , 'l ?t i tt**i ! 11 i ciiumcd ti of friend killed In t,u> belief In pixies as llrmly as any ( ( hat were his last urticle of his religious creed. I laving ' Vuur or 'attending the vie 'wit visited by a series of minor mis ^ ^ ( ; n ?ne. Ills wife was fortunes, he confided to the writer In . ( !j(,v 10 Magjix.ine. tllO utmost seriousness his fear that lie oh . . had offended a pixy by Inadvertently t nj' no Enough. stepping Into n fairy ring and slated going gray, sir. I.lt- that he intended going on the morrow 1 : It Is. Haven't you to 'he white witch at Kxeter to get .. . further misfortune averted. And this ^ ? level headed business man took a day f,,jj ,v at Is most acceptablo from his farm In tho busiest time of i?.fu icerful and thankful fhe year and Journeyed to Kxeter and ge] back?a matter of some sixty miles? Counsel , for this purpose. On Ids return be was Miss F i ns one who bad cast off a heavy bur- ....i' very sharply all1 your den. Hut the white witch's mysteries rlX o jour look and gait no i?crsua.slon could Induce him to re- Til, acrson. vtxii ? 1 t Ionian. 1 ville and Lexingtc uties?GREETING it 1 WILL OPE MODEL ew Fixtures throughout ;R SOMR OF MV ftPFi >, Cakes, C e or Butter German Santart ve Cake an Cake Almond Macaroons , Tarts Cocoanut Macaroon ets Savoy Cakes 5 to visit my s products. i good running order, I will coi Very respectfully. iMCvcn o. J6i . J i V-. ? J!? *1 e, Ellen Terry, in McClure'a -x,,ss June-weei. i am sixty tells of her dresser, Sarah T1,c Inquisithe lawyer -till furl b She had an cxiraordlnurihr askl'd lf sho h:ld a"-v hoP?s ,,f 1, writes Miss Terry, and married, to which Miss Jaue replied: to grasp eaeh new play as NN eel, sir. 1 \> inna t( .1 a lee. 1 Ui >ng as a separate and entire- , "il 'ost bopo >?*'. scornfully addlu . field of operations. "But 1 w,dna -vou- for 1 si< extremely methodical and a,,<1 t,n>d -voat' Palaver already.' urried once in a blue moon. went to America and made Psychology of Broken Jaws. llntance of that dreadful might be a Mi <>f inge fat [no night stand," she was its ,)Ut -vou would >" naton!* to sj id particular about having I "ie broken Jaws which are present* nice and in order for me | :lt 1 Institutions on holidn.vs-ele ere going to stay in the town t'on da>". New \ears day and tl Down weut my neat square l onrth of July. A great number 1 drugget. All the lights in fractured Jaws are the result of qua ng room were arranged as , ,e's among the very lowest c i--es. Everything was unpacked I surprises ,ne that the number of br < ken jaws Is not on the Increase on a when I came Into some (count of the heated new-spa; <r dlsctt theater to dress 1 found sions tlmt we are constantly lmvli v in tears on various topics of the day. Ir h the matter with yon, Stilly?'' been said that were it not tor t! mouth nine-tenths of the gossip at t 'ad a morsel to heat all the mischief of the world would and I can't 'eat my iron." prevented. And very often were ir iron. Sally! What do you n<>t lm' tl,e mouth there would be i broken jaws.?D. It. ltreundllch In Nc n I to iron all this, dear?" ^ork Medical Journal, faithful Sail, picking up Oldflcld apron and a few - Shooting Stars, s. "It won't get 'ot!" When n shooting star breaks in a I really thought that Sally U?me in our atmosphere the residuv sardonic about an Iron as a 'be combustion remains in the i for victuals. * nnd can be found In what is known atmospheric dust. The virgin snow "elephone Manners. the polar regions w.is often soon to ihones lead to politenea-t or spotted with traces of dust which c< 1 When they first came into tnined particles of iron. T.ike parti iswer to this question would aro found on church towers and el i einphaticnlly in the nega- where. Among the minute bodies tl ow that they are almost mil dance In tlio sun's rays there are c prevalent an era of good tnInly particles of shooting stars. Club Stories. U.?o,?o ooininvmlles Tuu s,?rjrs von possible to quarrel over . . . , ... , ' w lien the Athenaeum club, while lie, .i iou? i u \\o won.? n L.)U|(|10US4, wng undergoing rcnovath part in the tollowlng conver- Was , Ul|l,, lnUpnhill (ho ",0!',?.ar,. ... . .... ?1 Service dull, si..is. rs. . . One .vns of a tllstli.truishct) ofil. , your next .loor neighbor. "J1.?- "f?" I'1-.." relec. I Ibougkl ...0, u.ls-h: I ?? !lp:ml '? 11 tea to know tlint At the |.,os ^0' .",'"''""''' "'03? ~ bW",P" " it vour son Thomas 1* sitting .... ,1,;. sheets Whirl, ttrt' lilem-lt- '"" ooiinterbhist It. to the effect 11 ItttvD ttna It. Iniihllni: 11 turtle u1^'n "" A 'etthotttn man while I j n j( .. flub una still the guest of the oth 111U you. Mrs. Law-renee!" exI., itialliei' -Ami 1,tti.v I re """ 1 '"f- s,ir' "? ' ,llc <>"" avor l,y Infornilnff yon II,at r"""' '"rvlng the roast lieofl" ? Hah has Just rooted up my osehushes and that he seems Took Him at His Word, vlng the buds!" f.nu grind (to his employees)-! Iced: Thank votil tJoodhy!" ,,0l> 1,1,1 mc ,s ?? tl,at all Thank you! Hood byl" Nohu lv m to begin or leave off wc except as it indicates the time. Fo Tired of H,m. "::l" V,>s- sil" OradgTlnd (the n< ,1 in Scotland a ladv got into Whv- n,e dn? ls one fourth g, ?M>\ to he examine,I. when aiul ,1,)bo(,,-v'8 at work! What does t ring conversation took place Fm"n? I'^'innn (meekly)- You fori her and the opposing conn- to wind the clock, sir.-I.oudon run. -IIow old are you? Cause of His Hilarity, no Oh, wool, sir, 1 am an fSreen?I d like that fellow Pro I woman and dlnna think It better if he didn't always laugh at nswer that question. own Jokes. White?Brown does Ige Oh, yes; answer the gen- lm,Sh at his own jokes. He laughs How old are vouV you fellows who are silly enough ''steu to them.?IlluKtruted Bits. in; Saluda, Aiken^ 1 Bakery i CIALTIES: onfectioneries Lady Fingers Fruit and Pound Roll Cake Cake, and others Layer Cake ?00 uumerous to s French Jumbles mention. Queen Cake tore and sample I , s I I nmence to deliver. r* -4- r* ti 4 M/\? 42^ / V 1. ? 4feZ? # ''-Sjjf.r # A 'v'.OOtr: * simple delight in life is collecting old standing outiide the ' l>'r Mm- china returned the other day frotn ! n flnnj ctjat ftfter * . '* Kn^lnad and as usual after such a i was leaning n*~ *> trip had some new blue treasure got fug in low ton. ..g on one or his customary oft tlie beat- lady looked rou ' ?r faen path tramps. lie showed it freely, ther In the doorw dressing talked about it eloquently, but always gown. when asked where he found it evaded "^ky, father, wh. in the world is answering. Finally one who had noted *bo tna*ter sho inquired, several such evasions said to him- I "J0110" 8ald the father, addressing ,o I ' Voti ve reached the verv worst stage klmself to the young man, "you know .,1 j of the collector's mania.* You refuse i 1 havc never complained about your .L>- to tell tbe place of your treasure bouse staying late, and 1 am not going to for fear of rival looters." complain of that now. But for good(,f . "Vou are wrong as to mv motive, ,jess sake stop leaning against the oell but right as to the fact that 1 won't bush nnd ,et tbe rcst of the famI,T ?ct It tell. 1 can't, but I'll write the name s<>nlc sloop.' ,v for you." c.. Laboriously be wrote on a card this Sweet Revenge. s. fearsome thing: "Mynyddyslwyn." . Mrs. Shopper (after inspecting everyAs his questioner stared with startled ' iking in the store)?I don t see any;1S eyes at the nerve shattering word the j iking here that suits me. I suppose I lu. collector explained that it was the true ,naT as ,vcll go down to Staeys and see Hi and lawful name of a parish in Mon- what thcy kave. They usually have l,(? ' mouthshirc, near rontypool, England. , a ??od assortment. ,t { ?New York Sun. Salesman?Here's a card of one of ( : their salesmen. Won't you kindly ask >\V j The Funeral Sponge. klm? "If you attend a Persian funeral they Mrs. Shopper Ah! A friend of hand you at the door a small, fine J?*jrs> 1 presume? sponge '' The speaker, a popular un- Salesman No, madam, he has owed ito dertakcr, smiled. rae $10 for tho Past throc years.? iui "It is amusing to think of," he said, i ^>ucb- _______________ ilr "Imagine it?by means of these sponges . as all the mourners' tears are collected Highly Practical. , of and preserved in tiny vases of crystal. ^0,ir buaInf3 for young labo i They are used afterward as medicine. d,c8Rcorns to be all right." in- j for ti.ey are thought to have wonder- * ls n r. ^ , , . ., Ice ! fill hytllittfi power. In,tint; the son- ! 7" 'i0" Flvc J11,0 " S00" P 0"' i loo carl, mounter keeps his spouro > ??l trjtolnSr iat i ready. ttntl every tear that wells into ,nJ""" fT10" 1 cn? et? his eye is sapped up before it has ? ,b" cf p'r fnt o' our er?du?t?l ' . have to escape The undertaker tip- m?r17, "jo"- ontployera the first year." toes politely about, he cite,Ida tenia- -U""EV|"C Courler-Joumal. lively the crystal vase, and those who me have anything to add to its contents . Absent Treatment, its squoc/.o their sponges solemnlv there- M hat Is he matter with Mrs. Spicy? :>n. ! in Then, with a bow of acknowledg- 1 saw hcr fiittinS on her porch as I it-! rnent. the undertaker tiptoes on his came by gritting her teeth nnd looking way. extending the vase politely, now daK?crs hit > \ncancy. or to the right, now to the left, murmur- "er kusband is a half hour late, m- lug in his gentle and soothing voice: and *[ie is giving lily 'ent treatlat "'Have you shod, sir? Madam, have mcnt. ?Chicago Jouri^ ito you shed?'" I 7 TjMjgPi ' Excels. iat Too Scarce to Throw Away. { Uncle?And what will you do when Ins "They pipe water now through the y?n are a man. Tommy? Tommy? er, burning Australian desert that lies he- ' ain sojng to grow a board. Uncle? or tween the coast and the Kilgoorlle gold " l*y7 1 ommy?Because thou I wou't iiit fields, n distance of about 2."0 miles, have nearly so much face to wash.? but In my day in that forsaken eoun- Harper's Weekly. try water was tlie scarcest commodity ?known." said a San Francisco mining Getting Personal. <0- engineer. "How does a man get a 'game leg,' ok. "It was often bard to get enough pn?" >rk water for drinking purposes, nnd the "Well, you see"~ re- man who was reckless enough of Ids "I9 If by getting into a game and xt money to buy n bucketful for n bath having ft pulled?"?New York Press. me was the talk of the community. I once Ids indulged In this luxury, nnd after I An ugly criticism makes moro noise had finished I noticed Hint the water lhaii a good book.?1Talleyrand, was carefully collected again by tlio vender. I Called the Turn. "'What are you going to do with it?'I "What's the old lady doing now?" wn I asked the man 'Sell It to some other ' nsked the old stocking in the work Ids fellow foi half price,' lie answered, basket. n't 'and after that I'll sell It several more She s getting out her necdlo and at limes, for. you see. it's too scarce, mis- yarn," replied the scissors, to ter to throw away after only one or "Well, well," exclaimed the stocking, two men have washed In it' " j be durned."?Philadelphia Press.