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F: ^ A ^ j I / ■ PAGE CTX THE PRESS AND STANDARD Wednesday, May 22, 1918. rt..m SATAN’S LETTER TO HIS COUSIN KAISER WILHELM * * « *********** * * * <'ONFKDKItATK roiJ.K<;i-: ^ CONSTIPATION l.<>»tn Syhorkop./of Creton. | You hav« tak< n ini]li«n» «»f dnl- *"•’ *•*» .v- + Charl^'toa. May 20.-; Would tfu-.| Colleton pwplf lik*- to hoar ' newn from wiine of ita nirls at Con-1 federate College? ' . Whnn l*<r.a. wrote Jhe ratlreon Kaiser W-l- lars from itinorent virtimfi ar^ tall : p ven , n the midst of this* k'r»-#t And Soar StoBidi Gated This Lady Mach Suffering. Black* Draught Relieved. ;cragTflanra |Q| r" 0< SPECIAL it'would attract the Attentioil which on the land you usurped and aent j * 1 it Haa. ’ KiHjueata for copied have ■ the m.1 owne/n away to Maryatitm: i coyie to Mm from Theodore ltno«e-|you have strayed away front all \ ( it ; Secretary of the Mavy Daniels. leKalizo^ war methoda and intro- Secretary to the President Tumulty duced a code of your own. You and other nolablea. The article la have killed and robbed; the^ people in the form of a letter from hla Sa jof. friendly nations and destroyed .♦ante majesty' to the human proto- their property. You are a liar, a tvjie. It aaya: I hypocrite and a bluffer of the high- To Wilhelm von Hohentollern. Rlne eat magnitude. Ah, Wilhelm, yog #*.[“'? of Pruaaia. Kmperor of all Oer- are a wonder. You wantonly de- manv and Envoy Extraordinary atroyed all things In your path and of Almighty God. leave nothing for coming genera- Mr Dear Wilhelm: I can call yon *!lona. hv that familiar name, for I have • I was amaied whea I saw yon always been very close to you— form a partnership with the Impos much closer than you could ever sible Turk, the chronic killer of kno*. .Christians, and you a devout wor- Frnro the time that you were yet shiper. to the Lutheran church. I ^an undeveloped being have I ahap- confess, Wilhelm,, yotr are a pugzl** ed yotir destiny for my purpose. at times. A Mohammedan army. In 1 the days of Home I created h commanded by German officers, as- mcKhneek knowh in history ^ as slating one another in massacrelng Nero. He was a vulgar character Christians is a new line of warfare srrt suited my purpose at tha oar-j When a Prussian officer can witness ticular time.’ In these modern days a nude woman being disemboweled a‘classic demon and efficient Sup-1 by a swarthy Turk, committing a ercrlmlnal was needed, and as I . double murder with one cut of his l:rn w the Hohensollern blood I pick- 1 sahes, and calmly stand by and see **d. you as my special instrument t'»ia houseful of innocent Armeuians place o'* arth an nnnev of hell. I locked .up, the house saturated with ra\e ' i ni*normal ambitiop, like-J oil and fired, then my teachings del .visa a? over^upply of egotism that i not-stop W'ith you. hut have been \on mi., i nf*l discover yfuiv own|e\tended to the wliole German na- f'’ii'nL , s; f twisted yoiyr mind. to\ t ion. I confess my Sr.tanic soul th;* of.a. ttdman with certain noY-1 g rew sick and there and then I irt tendon 'jes to entry yiot hv, vlknevv my pupil had become the ''■ori danger->ti> character-placed in'master. I cm a t>ack number, and. newer: I g:we \-ott the power »>f a tnv tiear Wilhelm, L abdicate .*in .j Intnoti't and a. eeptain tpiagnefi I yotir favor. The great key to l»e|! fi , ;tt ir v»u ’ taught sjvay NC*yottr will be turned over to. yon. The p»-ople. I am lespbhsible f«»r the gaval Uiat has struck the doom of damned -soul^ since , time began is TJte yearly'•musical of the college will be held in the music hall on the night of May 2!V after which there will be'dancing. _ ,, The regular program of the Camp bell; Literary Society was held Ip the library of the college op Satur day night. The program /was a« Jokes- Francis Hailey. > i Events—Gertrude Vin- Ethel Light! Me|- deform ann -Hiat hangs helpless on whal 'fuir bli. for your crippled eond 1 -Lyoiits: I am satisfied ‘witii flop *-tiJtiiuiir life anti d*-- I ha\* -dt>nh; that my ul>dication in : fro.' s all noble wJnpulses tliat might wuir fa\or is for the \ery best in nt'^erWise causo me . anxiety; but 1* rests of helf in the future I am ir strorig swortl arm is driven hv at youi 1 majesty's service.. w>ur ambition that sf|iietches all) Affectionately anti sincerely Current cent. • Recitation Original poetry --Oertru llckaoeys. Essay—Bessie Foljc. Debate—Resolved that Soti'h Carolina Should have Compulsory Education—affirmative'. Reba Milev, Elise perry; negative. Julia Speaks. May Browne. 'The papers were both excellent, but the afflirmative won. The Junibr Red Cross of Confed erate CbHege is doing some 'very beneficial work. The Field Day exercises will be held on th» campus May .TO. No doubt you saw an account ot the patriotic parade ip which we ar » proud to say our college took an ac- t i ve part. We had ijuite a holiday last week on Thursday. \Y<* made wreathe*; all- day for the Confederate vete.*-- ans 'On Friday afternoon the me- ijiorial exercises were held at - the heaiitiful <»ld Mitgnolin; Ceme^cr’ •An Impressive addles* was mede bv the K< v. Lawton from Vir-g'inia: We had specigl cars Impossihle o* i* II you ol the wonderful lime x.-* sertinient and pity; I placed In yotir (T . soul a »leep hatred for all things, CngHsh, for of all nations on earth I hat#' England » most; ‘wherever England plants her flag she brings order out of chaos and the hated dross follows the I’nlon Jacki'url- •«)rr.her rule wild tribes become till • ers of the soil and In due time prac tical, citizens- she is the great civl- llrer of the.globe and I HATE HER. I Planted in your soul a cruel hair#*#’ fi>c your mother because she ••••an English, and- left my good friend. I’.is march, to fan the flam** 1 Itad kindled. Recent history pen' #*s how well one work wss done. It broke voiir royal mother’s heart, .hit I gained my purpose. The inherited disease of the Ho- henz#illern» killed vour father. Jnstt a« it will kill you, and you be- LCCIFKR H. SATAN. Get ’ Hid of Yotir Rheumatism. Now is the time to get rid of your rheumatism. You will find Cham berlain’s Liniment a great help. The relief which it. affords is alone worth many times its cost. # gp* ************ * * * HAH KAVIUCiS STAMCS * * • «» * #»*#**** # ***** ■-■* I’utriots lliiv Them. “Are you one of the I.RbfLOOd people In South Carolina vV* -♦•o not own n Liberty BondT’Xaaks the War Savings Committed "If r<»M are one. It Is surely not because you did not wish to help the government. ibid. #sptHallv as the l > orterit«s w) r<> ahead of us and .th«* Cadets «-r Tlie CiLnlel were behind. The Trinity Methodist picnic was fo ld at th#'. Fuller I’lac#- on Satur- * a*'. May 11. \\ «• b-av^ to your imagination th** fun pirn let e girls lia'. e when free fr#»ifi rules. W** had pictures made on the Ashley river, and the lunches and dinner made one’s heart ache for home. When we re,tifrne«t w*- fode oCV»r the city in the trucks in which w'* went. The graduating exercises will b#* •held at Hibernian Hall on the night of June 20. We must ring off and study as finals will so#»n begin which will dc- cide our fate. Dear obi Colleton, there’* no place liki| home. Ejlse B/»rry and Bessie Folk It does not.mean tliat you are deaf earne i|w> ruler of Germanv and a 1 to the appeal which the sacHflc#*s of pur brave soldiers make. It means ♦eol ,#>f mine sooner than I expect ed. . '■/* flat you were not financially in a position to purchase Liberty Bonds, even though you are eager to help. “Because there are millions of people tike you wag, one of.the main r eg a# < ns why the government decld- -fsl to To .Voust you and further hasten r >v work, .1 s#*nt von thr#««* evihspir- i»s .Nietzsche. Tritschke and later '■ernhardi whose teachings ln- ,, nnu>#1 the youths «tf Germanv. who 'a mod time Wold be willing and to War Savings and Thrifl bn«| subj#'ctK and eager to spjfl stamps which are. in en»‘ct. simplx tlo'if Itl-MHl and pull vour clu'stpiits "'ball Liberty Bonds. Bahv bonds y ' ours ail'd tnine; tb#' sp.'ll has b#'# n i whlr b Poss#>ss advantages lef: n<r[ecl von rAst your apibltions •‘UuHl investor that the lxK'#r ‘-'o-) toward th#' Medi>dianear.t ,M,n,,s not India and the Dardanelles. ULOME MO HIMES 100 - X “If you an* sincere tnxyour il#* sire t#» help. xo.U' have tl'.o «»ntp'>r- tunitx In War Savings an<l Thrift stamps. Since as ^Httle as 2, r ) cents can !>#• invest«*d in th»*s« bonds, there is ubs«»liitely no ’r#':tsart . .drlld ate * ■' '* “ why ever' in the StjD Eg.'pt.. India an#l ! ‘ f 'd v#tu beean voury^rbat railway «<' Bagdad, but the/SmhlttQua arch- <' k#* and his moiy amhitlou* wife •t#..n| in vour tjpny It was then that I sowed tin* so#»#l in your 'heart that hlostuuKed into th#' assassina tion of tlpv duke and his wif#*, an#l B sllellXniiled when it saw how • ferodV vott saddbsl the crime on ''•■ibra I saw «on set sails for ,f,,. -'Utuunt from 2f. cents t*' ?S.‘:o can fipfds .if Norwax. and I kn#-w >011 Ibis splendid govetn- prov.' an alibi ||„w clexX " ,,>nt whlph pays intere-t I' #lbn#* s » Minch like your X^'le 1 ” 1 ,a, ‘‘ * PvT - cent P#'i annum, grandfmh»r. wh«. als.x s.# X.I .conipoitndrd •imrfterlx, and matui" ; ssiiMsm to retuox#• old lydng Fred • , '‘ nn '"‘ *• 'X :: Th# > can I**- i> • rick of I ton iiia i k . and ^ta for rpbti,. | | ,, ee#»u‘#l witlr interest atVv tinie h- ^tan. woman an#l of South Carolina'^hbubl not ownrat least one stamp, abd hux .Xps #*ffen as h#‘ #»r siw pftn \nx c#vm#> ,< i » t>> naval yfxowor Murder that coniHrv of, two pfaxvlnces ’ t*i>«t t ru, *‘ '"•'•'K 11 '' 1111,1 »<»' al)Sol\it#l 'n.’e il 'iilianv an <>ftprtrtunitx to b- H,, ‘ 'i 11 " 1 "lost patriotic inxest nienf Die small ■' ■2 • i t\i investor #'an tuakx «'o»^ XV,.rk. ii>rf it tak.'s a Mohen X ^ax'jngs Sti;n ns to th.- : zo|t**m\to ufake awax and get hx l T1 ? , ' i, of vonr resources, and >ou xxili ^ Your ^pportunitx xx-.mh at hand r ° ,n overv w *> ^ Kentllnely pat- Acts Like Dxiiamite on a Sltiggish l.tver and Y#»ii lauu* a Day’s ’ , Work. , ' / » -ve \ There’s no nxison whvN^ p#-rson fhoiild take ^/uckening, ratl’.ating calomel whpn- a few cents h\iv» a large hottje of Dodson's Liver 'Tone a perTect* substitute for calodvof. It is a pleasant, x#'getabb> liqiiM xviikdi will start your liver just a 1 ’ siH#'|x rs culotuel. lint it «lo#»sn ’ smallJfUUik*' von s-lyk ami can not sali\nt> Children and grown folks ran lak#- Dodson's Liver 4’one. herause it is peif.Ttlx liarmles*. Calomel is a dangerous drug. It is mercury and attacks x#mm hones. Take a (lose of nasty raloim-l today ami you xvill feel weak, sick anil nauseated t»> morrow. Don't lose a day’s work Tak#' a spoonful of Dodson'.! Lixer Tone jn>fead ami M»u will xvake up f«M»liniV great No more Itilioiisn.'ss, constipation, slug gishness. headache, coated tongue or sour stomach. Your fth<ggi*t says if you don’t tind Dodson's Liv er Ton«> acts better than horrible calomel your money is waiting for x on xoe seethe World on fire and b#>jf's of hefl wer#' tihging; your mpp on IgBirn cai1s«>#K niuch jox If w.vx beginning, the foundation of n perfect hell «»n ♦•aHh;' tljO^ desfrur- i;‘ tly f*U a I ou no t<x tt>. up ’ t shat k . t. > fi.-l 1. battle > tl"n of noble cath#'d>«l^ and other infinite works of art was hailed with joy in the infernal regions. V oi madf war on friend apd foe e'ike and the murder of rivi(ian.* showed my teachings had bo>pe fruit Your treacherv toward nei'N trs| nationa.(hast# ^e<| n universal "phyaval the thing 1 most desired. Your\iinderaea warfare is a master “troke, from the smaller* • mckerel pot to the great Lusitania x nu shAv no faxiiritba; as war lord stsud suorenie. for you hn tnerrv; .oi X»\e no consideration - tiix. clinging to its moth- br.’tst as tti#'x both go down in •'••en •ogethW'onlx to h«; torn .”d 1#'1snrelx\ devoured - town among \h»; rgrala . ,1 rolb-d • ox <y | hr Belgium and Vrjince I n \ nu- liatid of dA^truction ■ ' v ' 1 '' • all xour xxoiHi. siiu ■ I., "d ', t. < | o ;|.j, on f\ . m-.-m lii.> fie as of I'oiaml noV ., wild.m.' -• na foi p'oxvlin- *>. 'Ai s oplv no mert-v «lii|,|t#n in I'oI.iVk 1!.“ ' 'll Ml I'I b..a to fue-- UU.) t ir x at o-n I.drift; I. dj^wfiinto ci-'.. xxtieie i anx .Ij^Kaml Gen li'<“i hapidlvteC r>uv* l foumi le'.S amWM . S- I t#lt t - CM' "llls/^l! .J^Tll lex iinnll to* -ft xx S allaWC mv .•xp.-ctation I xxas "» IWr If) xvhen x on dn.ve the peare- * P'P litem l.efore '.m Ide <j,t tie inf., silvery you s.-tMtatml man vit.- and forced them to hard in It.-ncli.s c ti th tfo'.-t flemlish fiitn#. committed on 'our women, and tho « xx ho wer#> forc'd into mat* rnity xv, r#* cursin the father of their offspring-and I Itegan to doubt if rm own infirno was really up to-date. who rlotie as t.h*' wealthier p*'rs#in inxested in Liberty Bonds ” o- Big Drhe in Jiiih*. Charleston. May 20. Dryting th" month of June the greatest, cam paign exer undertaken in the State of South. Carolina-will he conditcted ity the War Savings Comniitt#**'. \It will be part #vf the nation xxide WiVf Saving I’ampaign which, in niagnt- tml*'. will b«' tli#‘ greatest popular war campaign ever condiictcl in the *orv of the frotld Intensive ac -X;«*s on the pa rt ^of thousands *>r xolunteer w«»rkers wflKculininate #>n June 2k. which I’csideht Wilson is t ''isignMe offciallx as Natiopd V i SavlngV Day. The purpose of I Ids great drive will be to get tb«' people of this Sfgte to pl*>#if*e to-in vest during the y#Vr j:t2,oo < u.unn of their savings in War-^avinrs stamp' which amount is twi«\; tii*' *' *iiiinta In the Third l.fbyrt\ * * * * * * * ik***^*** ♦ * * * A. I’INK HILL • \, ***********#**^J Jacksmhoro. May l)i. The Bin" Hill sctmol clos*-d Friday after a suceessfitl term «»f nine months taught by Miss Maud Padgett. Our Sunday scho#i| which was r#* c#'ntly organized 'is , ra ting ^loijg nicely with Charley H«Mtg«‘s as sup erintendent An organ has ,, been bought for the "''bool, and it is tHipist that this will cau^e an added ititer#'st to he taken Mrs. Bertha Weeks has returned to her hohje in Charleston after sp4>nding sohje time with her par *‘nts. Mr and Mrs. Georgy f’arxiu, Me ai" glad to report that George C.arKp is rapidly recovering stat*'’s • i* *f j ev#MVattacdf' #»f^ex #'r l.oan.V Frit/^^Olijx in x .sited 1, from parents ami ol xxiuch «inly shgl:i ly\<ivct up. , *’•'J-^undax \Mt G.uvin i>, working . _ . . Gal til. but ml'liii'i dollars tinxc been iiH*‘sted T* •' p.-.ti ; <>tl • mi", xx ch.hiii'fi of th#' nation xxiHTnn Jito.* 2 V I'liiie in a git-ak-rrhTpounin'. an, x t" III#- • >»! id ^jrfTd In tin mililaix uiaslt is jd- G# rmany xxiil i># sent Viuciarlfs ni«'ss:.g«-: i-'iircj' to the utniosl' i'orc.- 'V Giiont s;mt xt limit’ Bi-hind tin- \i]i«>ii- oi ’.m<r an tiglititn. ;u«-n • ivtii a- »iiitiil nation iif .on#- huti , • J--. i It on licternutn ! d.lia' at th' Tt Seabrook at pi«sent i Mrs. I; C Reynolds dVm d ! h#ui.'*- Vi M»s J#mh G^kxi.’;' T.!.,,,| a x do- h Ga> x in look a (\ t') i;i i x L-!on Monday on iiiisinessN^/ | NRchaixl Sax ago tias 11 v CVnip Sox ior th I a lit - h; 1 ■» •im-Chto tt.o cause pi. too c-f . I hetC N _ «if I'ictot Vj \ a i n a. xyf liuinanitx " .! X i .. a I. atlx MGs xv. ■ ’ . • a x > i y x i'-nds xvil! 'mis-, j b* on . cjvjF't I a-i \x Vk. FK; ini x*ix / sand IhTt^o Gaixin spt>dt'ttV^lasf nt xx.hb h.r mini Mis Josh I 'J•- \Pllfii ! lanthiyul on x •-!#ij*i t),, ] .it, • p ;tr . V a’al, Mr- Viank tlod ::»s, . ' X l ‘ ^ or Whenever You Need a General Tonic Take Grove’s. MeadorarHle, Ky.—Mr*. Pearl Pat* rick, of this place, - wrltea; "I waa very constipated. I had aoar stomach and waa so uncomfortable. I went to the doctor. He gava me some pOIs. They weakened me and seemed to tear np my digestion. They would gripe me and nAerwmrdsAt seemed I waa more censtlpated than before. I heard of Black-Draught and da elded to try IL I found it Jnat what I needed. It was an easy laxative, and net bad to ewalJow. Iffy digestion noon Improved. I got well of tho sow stom ach. my bowels soon aeemed normal, no more griping, and I would take a does now and than, and was in good abapa. . ^ I cannot say too much for Black- Draught for it la tha finest laxatiw one can use." Thcdford’s Black-Drnnght has tor many years been found of great value In tbe treatment of stomach, liver and bowel trouble*. Easy to take. geotiTfv and reliable*(n Its action, leaving no bad after-effects. It baa won the pral«c of thousands of people who have mod It. NC-ISI Everybody i« welcome nt the Liiion I’—iitc s Bargain Store, where you find a full line v\f fancy and staple groceries, shoes, hats, cups, dry goods and notions-• etc. . % .Men’s dress pants $1.25 up to *6.50. Best 6 cord CoaLfthread, 6 spools for 25 cents, 50 cents per dozen. • . ^ Butt meat 24c per pound; side meat 32c; hams 35c lb.; best conpound lard 25c lo.; good country smoked m^at at good prices. Rice pter sack $7.50 up to $10.50, 15c to 25c per quart ; grits per sack $5.70 to $5.85 Ear corn at farm $1.90 per bu.; peas for sale at'store; 300 bushels shelled corn at store; ' $2 bu. Early Dent seed corn, li|c quart; $1.20 peck—the com to plant ^ after Irish • potatoes and oats. We have hundreds of bargains not men tioned above for sale and trade, and are al ways glad to see our customers and welcome them at our store. ' . ~- MONUMENTS! UM HERS F. C. BENNETT, Proprietor E I AM AGENT FOB CHEROKEE MARBLE WORKS. SEE ME FOR ESTIMATES AND SECURE MY FIGURES BEFORE BUYING. MONEY TO LOAN On Real Estate L. B. HOUCK X’ WALTERBORO, S. C C. C. HIOTT ROUND, S. C. Tbst Dots Hat Affect Tfo Bam tVecaatv at it* tonic and laxative effect. LAXA- TIVK BEOMO QriNI NE ia bettor than ordinary Ouinine and doea not cau«e nenrouaneaa nor rinzinc in head Kentetnher the loll name and look foe tbe aienature of E- 'V- r.EOVK. 23c TbM Dm RM MInI thff I Becanae of its tonic and laxative effect. LAXA TIVE BEOMO QCIMIMS ia better than ordtaary aor Onmine and doea not caoae nervouaneae ringinc ia bead. Remember the fait, name look toe tha atcnntnre of E. W. OEOxg. id -or United States Tires * . • are Good Tires Economy \ our car must give greater service this year than ever before. It speeds up your work—increases your working power. The highest car economy lies in utmost service. The most economical tires arc tho$e which will give you greatest use of your car. That’s just what United States Tires will do for you. \ i'u tin depend on them for continuous service, —most mileage at lowest mileage cost. Equip with United States Tires. * Chain Trend Our nearest Sa!cj and Service Depot dealer will be glad to assist you in selection. For Indigestion, Constipation Biliousness K Just try one 50-oent Ndtic of LAX-FOS .T?*- - Standard Grove** Tastelesd WITH PEPSIN A I'-."* DjWUv. £'“^0,,,” Laxattxe pleasant to tnke. R..i#le and wellknowntonicpropx.TtiesofOTiNINd'' recommended to v the iHibhi* by Ikyns Modi | and IRON. It nets on the L.ver, Drive# cine Co., manufacturers of Laxative Brorao out -Malaria, Enriches the Blood ami yuin;:.e and Grove's 1 salt leu chill Took. Builds up the Whole Systcia. 60 cents. A ctullplcti Walterboro, RIZER V‘ . *. . . & AYER \ South Carolin a. mo* erni at I ’!* < terl: Am< rail: Jam A# cam too dolr stea crar will' UB t pain lone ror and •atop jtea the the# v' 4 ’ 1 the! mu# the Cro* , '•« with M Crbt l 0 I the Free Epis Cro# vain honr mem pern tribi Cro# hicb linki total tion. thy. and Cro# appe set i er. Here In G to a they for 1 for < tian tour] votlo will ♦I t M#*Di dlst W ."T fully e^vl to yk artni •>he»-i f?P<t der save thf ir proxi our i "T th#‘ ! wi*h "7 Cn-.e. to j- ovr fiev* o f oi e«l. ;• XI-,'-.. err : '• X f?* • in hxl the i “V b-'.V #vt - M •», At!n: ft-- -l "T h'.C| of f, 'in r- "T nri't'i otir : ••If ia -r rFex-j i ex w. k#'l , ’’rix , fr- , T! ft . x G’ - l!r •T c;;l 11 th^y th,-; i