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Nobody's Business ' Written for The Chronicle by Ce# J Me?ee, Copyright. 1928. War News From Flat Rock rar. thos. head. Jr as progermau. he la growing hlsaelf a Utile mushtash like hitler's, as soon as it gets as big uh a toothbrush, the loyal americans of flat rock say that they I intend to ketch hint and cut them off. they are thinking of branding' hint with a hot iron made out of a swustlcka. he fell out with great brittan and franco and europe be* 1 cause they woulddent pay uncle sam their war detts and that kept him from getting his bonnus for 6 months, he is thinking of organizing a bund and will take boisheciks in it onner 1 couht of russia and germanny becoming bed-room buddies ausoforth, dr. hubbert green says that the u. s. will get into the war befoar it is over and thinks borah and his friends are not and were not serious about wanting to hurt the alleys, in other words, sen. borah was only playing polliticks. he has a bad case of pollitic-a-rltls. caused by thq new deal, and it will take something like sleeping sickness for him to get over it. he is a fine man in his way, but he hates a dimmerorat verry bad. he lives out west, so far from europe. the war wont hurt him and his constfturants, so why help anyboddy "to ' win the other feiler's war. he mought be right. ikey and Jakey willovitch, our 2 Jews who run the boston-baltlmore bargain house in flat rock, would like to enlist to fight germanny. they say mr, hitler took all of the money the Jews had and run them out of the Qountry with only c40. they allso say that mr. hitler could use the Jews to advantage now, but they simply V^ont fit into his army under the circumstances. they were borued over here and are americans, but their fourfathers were borned abroad and they don't like mr. heel hitler anny better that other good Jews do. these boys would be verry handy In a machine gun nest ansoforth. prosperity has struck in 6 different spots In flat rock, there are 6 new model, 1940 cars, and the full down payments were made on same, by using their govverment checks, selling all of their cotton and cottonseed, and not paying their doctor or their t preecher or their grocer or anyboddy else, they were able to meet the cashon-the-barrel head payment, but' of course?they traded in their old cars as part of the said payment, now, if uncle sam would furnish thftm with gassoleen and oil, happy days would be here again. yores trulie, mike lark, rfd, corry spondent. A Would-Be War Veteran Has Returned To His Home old man adoff hitler will be mighty glad when he hears that slim chance, jr. failed to get into the flying corpse of the u. 8. army, he reggistered and made his applercation, but he was turned down, the doctor's certificate said he had flat feet, flat chist, sallietosls, color-blindness, bow-legs, boxed ankles and his right arm was longer than his left arm. they ought to of took him In anny way. he is a venimous fighter and with all of his faults, he can whip 3 germs and 4 italyans and 5 russlans at one time with bear hands. lie Is verry strong, his mlissels look like big coils of rope and hie reach is about 48 inches in front and 55 inches behind, he wears a no. 13 shoe and with that foot he could kick his way thru a machine gun nest. slim took his rejection to hart and has benn moping around the house for sevveral dayg.^ he has alreddy rote to henry morgan thau, our u. s. treassure, to send him his first year's bonnus which would be 1$ for ever day he spent over seas, he seems to think that the u. s. govverment will be In this war with guns and ammernatlon, plus a few good flyers like he had planned to be, In less than 6 weeks. slim has been studying his joggerfy a right smart since ho first decided to enlist for his country, he had planned to slip up on germanny from behind. he expected fo put his aircraft In a boat and ooze up thru the adriatic sea at night and unload it and fly right into the germans nearguards befora Lhey had a chance to wake up in the morning and grab their guns. it will be mighty bad if uncle sam has a war without the services of slim chance, jr., he choosed to- fly several years ?go, and nothing would do him but he go out after his laurels in the army, he has lost some weigni since ne reiuruuu u?c* uuiuv and does not seem to take no intrust in nothing but eating and sleeping, we all feel verry sorry for a brave man like him who wants to fight and can't fight nobfitMy but, his home-i folks. yores trulie, % mike lark, rfd, corry spondent. - ' ** ;>r . * * . . .. \ . t-tfesr/ -rsr>3L.\. - - * V r-* Look Ladies! Let's Livelj * I On November 2 ?i 8:20 p. m, tho Palmetto Players will present, Tlioruton Wilder's farce, "The Merchant of Yonkers". This is a hllarioua hit In four acta, well producod, well caat. which you Juat inuat aoe! You'll enJoy the way the characters buatle mound tho Little Chapel Stage at Converse College, Spartanburg, S. C. Juat think! for 50 and 75 centa you get comedy, tragedy, and the latest slant on faahioua. Below la a feature from the "Farley Voo" of Converse college written about this swell production. Head It for yourself and see If you don't want to come. "Never let It be said that Spartanburg Is behind In the fashions. No siree?and moBt certainly not. This statement will soon be backed up by oonclualve proof and evidence that though we may be a wee bit backward In some of the Emily Post and Adrian Ideas, we are not behind In current sty^y^, and fashions. We aren't behind the times?we're Just behind with the buBtle, which Is definitely the correct note so far as feminine apparel goes for '39 and '40. At Converse College a veritable style center in Itself (plug Dr. B. Owathmey) youTwill soon see "The Merchant of Yonkers", a farce by Thornton Wilder, depicting the life, mannerisms and dress of the Eighteen Eighties. Maybe you have wondered If the new '39 bustle will prove to be a fad or a trend. Here Is your chance to see for yourself problems the real bustle would present. Just imagine the adjustments that would have to be made. Bustles would have to ride up practically alone In elevators. Bustles would have to go through insidious revolving doors somehow, and wedge their way into modern kitchenettes and Into telescoped breakfast nooks. Ladles just Imagine going to a picture show with a bustle on. Why don't look now but you'd probably be almost to the gallery level! "You think it would be easy, eh? Well, Just bear in mind that the real bustle didn't consist of bowe and puffs, frills, and gatherings at the back. No siree?it was not a garment thaF could be run up on a mass production basis to retail at $3.95. It was trimmed with yards of galloon, passementerie, bugles, buttons, lace and anything else that came in handy. Imagine bopnclng in and out of taxicabs and sitting down with a twelve Inch bird cage and several yaida OT heavy drapery?attached. "Converse leads In this key-note In fashions. As the chief characters in "The Merchant of Yonkers" bustle about the stage, they almost seem to be followed by some midgets! So don't fall to see this production on November 2, 8:30 p. m. and decide for yourself If Spartanburg and modern life can convert this age into one of baste and bustles Instead of paste and bustle." DeKalb Club Meets The DeKalb home demonstration club met at the Baron DeKalb school house, October 17, at 3 o'clock. The meeting was called to order by the vice-president, Mrs. Shelby Truosdale. Devotional was conducted by Miss Fewell. "Come Ye Thankful People, Come", one of our club songs for the year, was sung. The minutes of our last meeting were read by the secretary, Mrs. Busbee. During the business session the club agreed on three goals for the year: First, to contribute a sum of money to assist with equiping the school lunch room. Increase the membership of the club and send ono member to the State Short Course at Winthrop college. The contribution for the lunch room was given at this meeting. A yearly program was made out. Miss Fewell took charge of the meeting at this time and had as her subject, "Food and the Mamily Budget". She stressed tho need of milk and the eating of vegetables. Our next meeting will be in charge of the exterior beautiflcation chairman -who will have a guest speaker on that subject. Sandwiches and tea were served. The meeting then adjourned to meet with Mrs. C. B. Busbee in November. Friday the 13th of October, was a lucky day for North Carolina's 900,000 school children. They were guests of Governor Clyde R. Hoey, Superintendent of Public Instruction Clyde A. Erwin, Commissioner of Agriculture W. Kerr 8cott and Manager J. 9. Dorton at the great state fair, which opened at Raleigh last week. Winners Are Listed In Dos Competition Sir Douglas. White Roso Sir Galahad out of S&iuuc Cora aiul owned by Flnley and Douglus, of York, S. C.. was the winner in the derby das* with the completion of two days running In the annual field trials of the South Carolina Fox Hunters association here Tuesday afternoon. Gene Autrey. White Rose Sir Galahatj. out of Golden Slipper and owned by O. (V Pulaski, of Varnvllle. S. C, was second; Morgan, AJax, Jr.. out* of Maty Lou, owned by PI It man and Wllke, of Clarkesville, Ga., was third, and Alka Seltzer, Whang Doodle, out of Sue Alexaudor and owned by Finley and Douglas, of York, was fourth. Although existing weather conditions made himtnlg difficult the flue hunch of young derbies entered rose to the occasion and gave a splendid account of themselves. Several foxes were started and runnlug was spleudld. One of the foxes caught presented himself to the view of the gallery on many occasions. A compilation of the awards made In the bench' show were announced Tuesday afternoon with Lula Rogers, Will Rogers out of Sugar Gal, owned by L. S. McMillan of .the Oak Forest Kennels, of Laurens, winning the sweepstakes honor and Alka Seltzer, Whang Doodle out of Sue Alexander, and owned by Flnley and Douglaa of York, taking the best of opposite sex trophy. The bench show was pronounced by association officials as being the largest attended In the matter of entries and spectators in the history of the organization.^ J*obert?h-^olllngj of Asrfevllle, wa^"'1rlttg^haster, I and W. D. Barnett, of Columbia, for-| mer president of the association announced the winners. In the derby female competition Nina From Carolina, Eddie Branham out of Sprightly II, owned by Dr. A. S. Pearson, of Woodruff, S. C., was first; Flying High, Buzzard Wing out of Hortense, owned by S. O. Plowden, of Sumter, was second; Dixie Rose, Jack Boyd out of Jane Klrby, owned by T. G. Boyd, of Waynesboro, N. C., third and Maud White Foot, Jack Boyd out of Jane Kirby, atso^a Boyd entry, was fourth. In the derby male group Alka Seltzer, a Flnley and Douglas, York, S. C., entry was first; Prince Buzzard, Buzzard Wing out of Nattle Derap. sey, owned by Pittman and Wllke,' was second; Frank, Buzzard Wing out of Lilly Nox Brackett, a Plttman-Wllkc?entry, Wttfi?third and White Bluff Dennis, Tony Rogers out of Fan Dancer, of the Oak Forest Kennels, was fourth. In the all age females Lula Rogers, Will Rogers out of Sugar Gal, of the Oak Forest Kennels, was first; Ruth Mays, by Dan T. out of Ruth Alexander, and owned by Sheriff H. L. Mays of Taylorville, N. C., was second; Alice Clay by Henry Clay?dam not listed, owned by 13. G. Fenters, of Hemmingway, S. C., was third, and Flash,.by Flying Heels, out of Champion Eula Strido TT was fourth. In all age males Bub Westmoreland by Ned Campbell out of Busters Cloe and owned by Dr. Pearson, of Woodruff. was first; Whirlwind by Buzzard Wing out of Kate Gilmer and owned by Roy Towns of Athens, Ga., was second; Royal Roy by Red Rounder nut of Ada and owned by the Oak Forest Kennels, was third; with Mark Goodman, b" Dude out of Dixie and owned by Tom Davis, of Hazelwood, N. C., was fourth. In the competition for pairs Flying Buzzard and Whirlwind, owned by Roy Towns, of Athens, Ga., was first; Bud Westmoreland and Nina From Carolina, entered by Dr. A. S. Pearson, of Woodruff, was second; Lula Rogers and Royal Roy, entered by the Oak Forest Kennels of Laurens was third and Big Harry and Alice Day entered by E. G. Fenters of Hemingway was fourth. In the pack competition. Lula Rogers, Tony Rogers, Jake Wade. Royal Roy of the Oak Forest Kennels took first honors with Jake Boyd, Pearl Boyd, Mike Hood, Ike Hood of the T. G. Boyd Kennels of Wayuesvllle, N. C.. won second. Senator Robbed Chattanooga, Tenn., Oct. 25?Police today were hunting two bandits who, impersonating highway patrolmen by using a siren to force an auto to the side of the road, held up and robbed State Senator J. M. Thomas of Allen-) dale, S. C.\ and three companions a few miles west of here. Thomas reported that the bandits took his car and ftbout $175 In cash. With the South Carolina state senator were his wife and H. P. Compton and Mrs. E. J. Gertisinger, both of Summervllle. S. C. A passing motorist brought the Thomas party back to Chattanooga. A Norwegian patrol plane forced a German trawler into Stavanger, Norway, Tuesday, when it was discovered Inside the Norwegian three-mile limit flying a Danish flag. After the captain had been fined $22.73, the shlp'was released. A Warning To Weak, Rundown Menand Women Serious Ailments and Complete Breakdowns Sometimes Follow Loss of Appetite and Vitality. i Amazing How Quickly Sargon With Its Iron, Ammonium Citrate, Quassia, Sodium Citrate, and Other ingredients, Aid in Restoring Pep and Energy. HOW TO TRY SARGON AT OUR RISK Don't mope about acting half sick and feeling that you haven't the energy to do anything. If long, confining, tiring hours of work or household duties are robbing you of pep and energy, or are preventing you from enjoying normal living, take Sargon. Often people feel tired and rundown when there is a deficiency in the hemoglobin content of the red blood cells. This condition prevents vou from i^ctriim the most out of tHe food you cat nod, as a consequence, you feel halt sick, weak and rundown. Saigon, a real tonic, with it* iron and ammonium citrate, quassia, sodium citrate and other well known ingredients, aids in increasing the hemoglobin content of the red blood cells, stimulates the appetite ami increases the flow of gastric juice, thus aiding. in digestion ami assimilation 6f*foods. These improved conditions in turn assist in increasing body resistance and in building new energy and vitality. So, if you want the benefits Saigon should bring, get a bottle today A T OUR RISK. If you are not satisfied after taking as directed, tbc full purchase price will be returned without question. DeKalb Pharmacy FLORIDA MAN CATCHES I 10,000 DEADLY RATTLERS A bee-keeper by occupation. Albert Lundin, of Tampa, Fla.. la world champion rattlesnake Catcher in his spare tirno. For twenty-nine years he has boen trapping the deadly reptiles as a hobby, and hi that time he's captured at least 10,000. Lundin catcheB the snakes for a Tampa rattlesnake cannery. He receives from $2 to |5 a snake, and in one day he made a record haul of eighteen. The cannery conYeflb 'tftf to a table v'deficacy* " that is- sold throughout the' Wbfl<frv Lundin's equipment is a forked stick, a shovel, a few burlap bags, and a vast amount of courage. He refuses to wear gloves, and his only protection is a penknife for quick incision in case of a bite and a venom pump. Ho says catching rattlers is a "cinch" after a little experience. "It's easy to keep out of harm's way," he declares. "A rattler is unable to strike more than a third of its length. A Arm grip at the base of the head renders the snake powerless. Bagging him is not difficult or dangerous if you let go of him the instant he's in the bag." Returns After Forty Years W. Clinton Moore, now living in Camden, is a visitor nt thn hruruv-ofMr. and Mrs. Frank Chassereau near Walterboro. He was a resident of Walterboro in 1898 and 1899, having come here to assist In getting the old cotton mill in operation. He was a big friend of the late W. R. Hickman, father of Mrs. Chassereau and this is his first visit to Walterboro since then. He said he was amazed at the great growth and the many changes | noted here. Ho knew very fow people and saw few familiar sights. He recalled many of the former residents | and places now no more.?Walterboro Press and Standard. Advancing by 1.5 per cent on the the bureau of labor statistics prjico index during the week ending September 30, the wholesale price of textile goods attained the highest price level it has reached in the past two years, tho Labor department reported Friday from Washington. The Belgian oil tank ship Alexandre Andre has landed in London thirty-two members of the crew of tho British freight steamship Snoaton, 3,677 tons, sunk in the Atlantic by a german submarine Saturday. One fireman of the Sneaton was killed in the attack. Air Corps Expects 12,000 Planes A Year Buffalo. N. Y. ? The United States Army Air Corps hopes to bo able to produce "a peak of 12,000 planes a year" at an unspecified time In the future, Capt. James Ia Jackson of Wright Field, Dayton, Ohio, said October 20. Captain Jackson, who is attached to the Fold Service Section, told th? Aero Club of Buffalo that, under present planB, the Air Corps will have 5,500 active new type planes by'*Jit)y 1, 1940. Diseasing possible planes of the future, Captain Jackson said it had been suggested that "even the machine guns be streamlined into the wing, so that only the muzzle would be visible." TAX NOTICE The tax books for the oolleotion of County and School Taxes for the fiscal year commencing January 1, 1939, will be open from September 16, 1939, 'to December 31st Inclusive without penalty. When making Inquiry about taxes, pfease state the school district number In which you live or own property. The following Is a list of the total levies for the various school districts: DeKalb Township Mills? -School District No; 1 46% School District No. 2 41 School District No. 4 89 School District No. 6 41 School District No. 26 25 School District No. 43 26 BufTalo Township School District No. 3 89 School Dlstlrct No. 5 24 School District No. 7 26 School District No. 16 23 School District No. 20 31% School District No. 22 43% School District No. 23 31% School District No. 27 37 School District No. 28 ...25 School District No. 31 ..31 School District No. 40 48 School District No. 42 23 Flat Rock Township School District No. 8 37 School District No. 9 37 School District No. 10 22 School District No. 13 26 I School District No. 19 37 I School District No. 30 25 School District No. 33 37 School District No. 37 37 School District No. 41 37 School District No. 46 29 School District No. 47 ........VJ23 Wateree Township School District No. 11 28 School District No. 12 39 School District No. 16 24 8chool District No. 29 34 School District No. 38 23 School District No. 39 32 C. J. OUTLAW, Treasurer Kershaw County, 8. C. V I tWj M BAILES H. F. 0!CAIN I JLuLES & O'CAIN general Civil Engineering I v Land Surveying jU PHONES: JpAy 92 W ?NIGHT 57 II I LANCASTER, S. C. I ^^INAL DISCHARGE I jfotice is hereby given that one flnonth from this on October 30, i will make to the Probate Court of Kerahaw County my anal Aeturu hh Executor of the eatata of Harrietc Jane Wright, deceased, and m the same date I will apply to the ?14 court for a final discharge as tiecutor of said estate. I J. W. BOYKIN, Executor Camden, S. C., Sept. 29, 1989. J InotTce to debtors and I CREDITORS I All parties Indebted to the estate if Molly Doby, deceased, are hereby lotifled to make payment to the un lerBigned, and all parties, If *iur, hftYK| claims against the said estate will! resent them likewise, duly attested, within the time prescribed by law. JAMES COOK, | 1 ; Executor ! Camden, S. C.? Sept. 16, 1989. j notice to debtors and I CREDITORS j .All parties Indebted to the estate if Mrs. Kate B. Ward, deceased, are hereby notified to make payment to the undersigned, and all parties, If toy, having claims against the said estate will present them likewise, I duly attested, within the time pre icribed by law. KATHERINE W. RIVERS HELEN W. BRANT Administratrixes I Cemden, S. C., Oct. 14, 1939 I NOTICE I Notice is hereby given that In ac eordance with the terms and provi lions of the Decree of the Court of Common Pleas for Kershaw County jn the case of Laura Belton, plaintiff, Its Maggie Keys, Ivory Keys, Jr., John Keys, Gobar McLeod, Ivory Mc* Leod, Mack Keys, Sumner Keys, Easier Cantey, James Keys, Jr., Dav u\ Brisbane, Frank Williams, Jock Hade, Jr., and Richard Johnson, de-l itu^huur.; J will sell to?tire?high en tT bidder, for cash, before the Court House door at Camden, S. C. during the legal hours of sale on the first .Monday in November, 1939, being the 6th. day thereof, the following de-j scribed real estate: All that piece, parcel or lot of land, situate, lying and being in Kershaw County, South Carolina, Just North of the City Limits of the City of Camden, in what is known as Monro*' Boykin Park, constituting lots Numbers 115. 116, 102 and 103, of the said subdivision, all of which are contigious and collectively are bound as follows: North?by roadway or} street. East by premises of Gabe Tillman. South by premises of Gabe Tillman and premises of Mamie Van Buren. and West by roadway or street. Terms of sale: For cash, the Master tf? require of the successful bidder. other than the plaintiff or the defendant a deposit of five (5%) per cent of his bid, same to be forfeited in case of non-compliance. The bidding on said tracts will remain open .'or a period of thirty (30) days after th* public auction. W. L. DePASS, JR. Master for Kershaw County. 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