The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 02, 1930, Image 11
I Nobody's Business ;
I Written f?r The Chronicle by Gee \
McGee, Copyright, 1928.
notU of sail
u? i have decided U> go out of the
I fanning bizness all together, i am
I offering for sail all of my farm tools
and other imply ments to the high- ,
,.*1 bidder next week at 4 o'clock
betwixt the barn and the big road
leading towards town for cash, as
I followers:
lot no. 1. a good grafferfoam with
p.t records including "bonnie briar
I bush" and "turkey in the straw" and
I "old black joe" and "who benn hear
I since i benn gone" ansoforth, the
I'purchaser to ass sume the 8 payI
merits still due on same, and give
nu- the difference in cash.
I it no. 2. one good raido set con,.-ling
of 5 tubes and a loud speeker
and a supper hettrodine full grid
I i.im- and a jigger that cost me $1 for
I >, rowing on the battery to keep out
B - attic and other tunes that' keeps
I a feller from getting but one station
I ar a time, ullso the table it Sets on,
I purchaser to ass sume 7 installments,
B > of which is behind all reddy, gar[
antced to get new york and cuby in
I cold wether.
lot n<>. 8. 2 plow stocks without
beams and allso one pitchfork.
lot no. 1. about 147 feet of lightning
rods now on the barn and our
I dwelling with 7 balls and 5 pints on
same and a vain to tell whicherway
tne wind is blowing so's you will
I know when to go a fishing ansoforth,
and the purchaser to pay me the difference
betwixt the 125$ i promised
for same and the cash i paid down
which was a cheek for 5$ and cash
fur 4$ without resource on me.
; lot no. 5. I moddel "t" fordr with
B lit and 24 radiator and 19 and 25
B brakes and 19 and 26 tires and 19
and 27 top and 19 and 28 unnyversal
jint and a spare, being t^ie same ford
bought from jhon jones last fall to
B be paid for as followers, one-third
B this yr. and the ballance in 3 equal
B payments of 1$ each including drawing
the paper ansoforth, the purchusei*
to look after same and pay me
the equitty.
come rain or shine, nothing reB
served, i am thru farming and have
B ah eddy rented a beef " market in
B town, for information, rite or foam
me b'foar the sail, terms; spot cash
B and mi checks.
yores trulie,
mike Clerk, rfd.
My Census Report
(-<). Are you married, if so, why?
<d. Is your wife married?
I A. yes.
j Q. Is your house mortgaged?
1 A. yes.
j Q. Do you own a farm?
j A. yes.
j Q. Is it mortgaged, too?
| .Q Do you own a car?
j A. yes.
! Q. Is it mortgaged too?
1 A. Yes.
' D- Have you anything else?
A yes.
Q. Are they mortgaged too?
A. yes.
D. Are you a democrat?
D- Are you busted?
A. yes.
C Did Hoover prosperity bust
Q. Is your wife the head of the
D- Does sho give you any part
B oi your salary?
Q Can you cook?
Q- What, eggs?
V Do your wife's kinfolks visit
B you of ton?
D Do they stay a long time?
\re you afraid to say any:
- ol.uut them ?
V Do you eat collards, if so,
A -rw
' d you hold your cotton?
\ \
^ you out of a job?
C Do you believe in prohibition?
D < an you give me a drink?
D Are you crazy?
Another Hat in the Ring
flat rock, a. c apun 30 1930
mr. editor:? ?
manny my con otituenta
to n T b<Wf4n? here of late
n ,or of my state, but
jnner count of being kurriner *lrwily,
i do not feel like giving same up
to take u chance with a bunch of
[>olly tishions that i know will uss
pire to this off is.
i believe i am good timber for the
goober natorial race as i stand well
in my community all over the county
and understand how to vote both pro
and con for fool measures as they
are fetched up from time to time by
the genral ass sembly who thinks it
is their duty to hatch out a bill of
some kind ^nd it don't make much
difference what kind.
i would like to set in the governor's
chair at least I term so's i could
turn off a few thousand men who
have jobs but no work to do. i
would pass a law making it a miss
demeanor to graft proceeds which
belong to the state, or except bribes
from men who sell masheenry for
roads and bridges and concrete works,
i would allso veto army bill which
taxes the poor man and his dog.
i have had considrable -oxperients
in running a beef bizness as well
as a big farm, and i have handled i
big droves of yearlings all by my
self and i therefore know that i
could manage the legislature o. k. j
i have allso helped with a few hoss i
races in my life and that makes me
believe that i could hold my own ,
with the highway commish.
when i was a boy, i played who's
got the thimble and tag, and with
this Knowledge b?\foar nut, i am sure
that i can take chic of the tax com- |
mishion. ao to the asylum and penitentiary,
i am fuller aware that i
can hold my own with same? as i
slept in a room once with 'I congress
men and an income tax collect I
or, and ullso shooed hosses and mules
\vh#n i lived in georgy.
and the welfare bored will not Inover
looked in my mercy as i had
the 7-yr. each twiste and the shingles (
once and as to the 6,640 investigating j
committees now investigating, i ass ,
sure you that i am caperable of meet '
ihg them and hearing their reportwhich
will be nothing except?"pay
us?all jobs is clean"?as, i useter |
raise game roosters for sale and all- '
so kept 5 bellowing bulls in my barn ;
one summer when beef was cheap,
plese rite or foam if you think i
otter run or keep what i have got.
yores trulio,
mike Clark, rfd.
Senator Kumifold M. Simmons has
filed his notice with the North- Carolina
board of elections of his intentions
to run for re-election to
the United States senate from that
\
state. The notice was accompanied
by the required entrance fee of $60.
Writer of Lyric* Dead
Nashville. Term., April 26.?Mrs. i
Kluabeth Slater Whitson, 62. authoi
?>f the lyrics for a number of popviiitf
song> of other days including
"Meet Me Tonight, in Dreamland/'
and "Let Me fall You Sweetheart,"
died at her home here today. She
had been in declining health for sev
era! years. She began writing lr.ucs
for songs in early girlhood ami had
product d more than -100, and in addition
wrote many short stories.
Robert Bridges, poet laureate of
Knglaml, died Monday ut? Ciswell.
aged 8f> years.
Relief From Curse
of Constipation
?ryr."
A Battle Creek physician says,
"Constipation is responsible for more
misery than any other cause,"
But immediate relief has been
found. A tablet called Rex.ill Orderlies
has been discovered. This tablet
attracts water from the system into
the lazy, dry, evacuating bowel! called
the colon. The water loosens the J
dry food waste and causes u gentle.,
thorough, natural movement without
forming a habit or ever increasing
the dose.
Stop suffering from constipation.
Chew a Rexull Orderlio at night.
Next day bright. Cot 24 for 26c
today at'' the nearest Ib-xall Drug
Store.- jfrmp & DePass and DeKalb
Pharmacy.
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Three Lawyers Get
Prison Sentences
I 1,
New York, April 2t>. Three lawyers
?'?>rvicti*il three weeks ago otchargc
:r?\Nin^ <iui of the investigation
of the "hung" jUry in the Utah
lead mail fraud trial were sentenced
to the federal penitentiary at Atlanta
today by Federal Judge Joint CKnox.
Arthur N. Soger, former eireuit
attorney of St. Louis alid later an
assistant United States attorney general,
received a two-year term for
each of the three counts on which he
r> ' n *
was coiiviclcd, tho firsV two sentences
to run concurrently and tho
third to ho suspended during good
behavior.
Judge Kiio\ also disqualified him
f.uever f( .' any position ot' honor or
trust in tin- I'nited Statos government.
Joseph ^hallo? k und Kdvvard 11.
Reynolds, who were convicted only
of conspiracy?-Sager was convicted
also of bribing a juror were .sentenced
to two years anil IK months,
respectively. 1
The sentences were stayed for two
weeks and hall of each continued,
pending appeal^
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A. H. UYNUM, Supervisor of Census
Rock ilill, South Carolina
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