The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, November 29, 1929, Image 3
body's Business
I ? /^ The Chronicle by Gee
Pjtfj*, Copyright, 1938.
illrfjce of Incorporation
(1 books of subscription will be
|it the office of the, undersigned
0riAb?r 16th, 1929, for the purif
mbscribing stock to combe
known m The Moon, lne?
corporation to be govdtned by
? of South Carolina, and unp
following agreement and repns,
to-wit:
Cr? will be iesyed 6,482,789,jjires
of common stock with no
ptoe *? ><* a like number aheree
referred stock, the par value of
ji to be determined later.
I ?har?s will have equal rights
f nun in the moon.)
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purpose of the company
f to manufacture and sell moon(not
the distilled kind, aB that
be an infringements on rights
p conceded and assigned)
beams and light rays. (The
I values of thid* company are
op of the moon's orbit, both
it is full, new or quartered, and
jet on the tides.)
gp main offices of The Moon,
fill be on the earth/ and it
s the purpose of the Board of.
ps to try to merge this conji
goon as it gets a-going with
BO Co., and the Milky Way,
Ibis will be done with a view
Ing competition, as the cotm>ajamed
are now producing*'an
iiiniiliir to that which shall, bb
lot by the corporation^herelh
ted to.
.the foremost thought in thq
\ of the incorporators is to get
lock of the Moon, Inc., listed on
few York Stock' Exchange so
it may be distributed throughie
United States to* investor,
btors, suckers, and other peorho
have more money than
y The value -of the sioCk' Of
loon, Inc., will change from day
if in sympathy '"with the disrate,
wheat, congress, the FedJeserve,
and any other intersi
an unnatural influence.
JThe price of the stock shall be
4ave you at present, but' the
[exchange will begin publishing
f prices and fluctuations as soon
* rights to sell it thru that meare
granted. Stock dividends
!equently if not of toner,
ice sheets or financial
11 be submitted to specks,
orphans or anybody
to purchase in The
>U will have to do just
oing with other stocks
being bought and sold
York Stock Exchange,
ring in your subscripGee
McGee
Clark, Incorporators
i to Worry About
cotton and wheat have
the farm .relief- board
loan the farmers some
he market immediately
a few points, and doesain
for a day or two.
fcercises almost as much
chairman of a highway
Dresses are shorter in
iger behind than they
ie last year. The tail
does not; disappear unjs
are assured.
IS j
ie that Tom Heflin ahd
t were seen in the UnWashington
during the
But DePriest is helping
nighty good democrats
back-sliders 1n Virginia,
hear the one about thi
nd her fourth husband
alls ? Neither have I.
? ... V
ng to say against chaiii
ore it not for the old
this would be a miserleed.
Somebody has to
on a credit so'a the
ie folks will have some
> buy gasoline and oil
ade journals now say,
the public won't bust
haut within 30 days o1
>ens up: it takes about
biles have* done wondert
itals and surgeons. H
that over 30 i>er cent
* in qur "human repaii
are t here because some
o somebody alte, j or i
climb a telegraph poh
safety down a 20-foo*
and then,?there's sev
Is who were not eatia
miles per hour while ei
place where they Coul<
h theirv sitting down.
me frecltieS are corainj
' *?in* to be a jolt t
m maaOfactur^ A*
it wbuldn% surprise me if artificial
moles and warts don't reappear bofore
the season is over for spots. Earbobs
are already reaching down so
far they are tickling the shoulder
blades, and what's mora--1 .saw a wo*
man the other day wearing one of
^hose little smelling bags that were
so popular back yonder when they
had corsets to lodgy in. And, believe
it or not, garters have returnad
in some sections.
It ain't nice now to call lunch dinner
or dinner supper, and if you don't
know all about tee-ing off and niblicks
and 18 holes, it is simply Impossible
to borrow any money at a
bank, and if you complain about paying
82.20 for a ticket to a football
game, you are a cheap skate, and if
your wife can't win at bridge, her
standing in the church is practically
nil. But I ain't woitylng. I still
w$sr lotigJ underwear/from October
ttyru April.
The Justice Beeker
There used to be a men in our
community who wu forever end ever
taking some body to lew. He would
?u? you if you looked et him end if
you didn't look et him, he'd eue you
twice. "My lawyer" wee his favorite
hymn end he eung it both dey
end night He wee primed et ell
times to meet you et the courthouse.
v.... '???' W .
''Lawsuit Jeke" didn't eue every
time he felt sue-ey. He .would swear
end be-doggoned that ho was going
%0'pop the lew to a neighbor, hut before
he got his mind fully adjusted
to the pleasant undertaking, he was
a-flxlng to sue somebody else. (He
wee a Methodist in 1890, a Baptist
in 1906 and died a staunch Presbyterian)
'He sued old men Holer Bostic because
he promised to let him thresh
his wheat once; he forgot it end permitted
Bill Jenkins to thresh his crop
of 8 bushels. A Ford run over a
rooster of his one Sabbath afternoon,
and by Monday morning he had the
Ford attached, the driver in jail, his |
wife in the lock-up and his children
in the poor-house.
. . / * 'im.
Out of the first 324 lawsuits he
"staged" he won 2 of them, the judge
threw 144 out of court, and the remainder
of them simply rotted in the
Clerk of Court's pigeon holes. He
sold a man a fox hound one time and
the fox hunter agreed to name the
dog "Fido," but he named it "Firpo"
instead, and before he had time to
think, "Lawsuit Jake" had papers
served on him for malfeasance in office
ami obtaining money under false
pretenses.
ew mwj a .
wwwHimi?m-~u.. ^. ijji.
, The worst Aght "Lawsuit Juke"
ever undertook was the time he sued
the county in which he lived for cutting
a little persimmon sprout on his
daddy's farm In court he valued the
sprout at $600 and a trespassing
charge for $600 additional, mental
anguish was brought in with its de- <
mend tot $1,000 and then ha asked
for court costs, attorney's fees, sheriff's
expenses and $26 for telling witnesses
what to swear.
If he ever worlted for a fellow or
Arm, that meant h lawsuit at quitting
time. He knew more law than Blackstone.
He was noted for talking all
the time and saying nothing at all.
He meddled with everything and everybody.
He knew what a truth was
from hear-say only. Thus tempus
fugited, and at the time of his death
he had plans laid out for 126 different
lawsuits, and if it ain't too hot
' ; , is .. ' ' ' ?
where he went, he's still busy sueing
some of his associates down
there for incognito end sic semper .
tyrsnnis. The only thing a fellow
like that is for is to furnish the
means of decorating a graveyard by
permitting a slab of marble to rest
over his head of bone His epitaph
reads "Here Lies."
The Peoples First National Bank
of Charleston, headed by R> Coodwyn
Khett, Jr., Inst week completed a
deal by which the Peoples National
takes over the National Bank of
Sumter, with its capital stock of
$200,000 and surplus of $60,000.
W. A. Stuckey, 60, well known farmer
of the Bishopvillo section, died
Monday lust, and was buried ^Tuesday.
He was not only well known
as a farmer, but also as an educator,
and interested in legislative and
political utfairs of the state.
| SANTA CLAUS ARRIVES IN I
| COLUMBIA SATURDAY I
j At Six o'clock in a Special Airplane! j
11 A Blaze of Thousands of Brilliant Lights! j
| and a Throng of People to Greet Him! 1
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j | EVERYBODY IS INVITED J
j A SPECIAL PROGRAM FOR CHILDREN j
| Beautiful Christmas Pageant on the State House. Steps 1
S Bands wll be playing, colors will be flying, children will be singing?all these things will happen Satr
= urday at six o'clock when a special escort committee brings Santa Claus yi a trimuphant parade to the
State House steps* .Santa will be met at the new Columbia Airport by the Escort Committee. From the ?
52 ~~ moment he steps out of his special airplane he will belong to the children of Columbia and of South Car- gjj
j 55 As Santa arrives it the State House in Coluinbia he will be greeted by city and state officials; but even
more important than the official greeting will be the reception he will receive from the children, A se:
25 lected group of 150 children will perform for the Old Saint Nick a beautiful winter pageant. These chil- j
dren will be in costume and will sing for him. ' ^ IS
1 38 _ The tableaux and Christmas singing, the chUdren with thsir various colored costumes, all these and - many
other features will welcome Santa Claus to Columbia, and in response old Santa will flood Columbia S
=2 with the most beautiful-lighting arrangement ever seen in this section. Tens qif thousands of colored
j lights, and hundreds of decorated and illuminated stars, as well as hundreds of decorated and illuminated
KM Christmas trees Will be the central decorated attrations. . g
S Every detail of arrangement is now perfected to make the Welcome to Santa Claus the greatest he Sju
|B has ever received. And the more thousands of children there are to meet him and greet him, the better 5 X
55 Santa Claus will like it, because it is for the children that he is coming to Columbia. B"7'
j COME TO COLUMBIA! |
1 " ? SEE COLUMBIA ?~ 1
| The South's Most Beautifully Decorated City! J
1 MEET SANTA CLAUS IN COLUMBIA! |
I State Capitol Steps : Six o'clock : Saturday, November 30th 1
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