The Camden chronicle. (Camden, S.C.) 1888-1981, May 25, 1928, Image 2
DAD AND I
By Stafford
Q&d,uAuj did
bPinU H\e English
apk/roiu to th?3
country ? -
u u/as first
brought to
brook lun, Neu/
York,in \Bt>l to
vfree the trees
\ from canker
^ \Urorma.
iVf gone
niies 60(J
ah> find
* plfcce
o p&rk.
Ihe $pArrour in Hiis country
bec&me more *. seed eater
And Has put to rout our
song birds by destroying
tbeir young , vr
** 1'" 'V '
No p&rkin9
here yv.
There's
pr another
of those Si^nS.
Pf Ah*
fe phone
M/ir?
Irt bu?v; jl
Owdfrfford.
IMO-MO-KORN
FOR COBN8 AiMD CALLOUSES
Made in Cnmd<*n And For Sale By
DeKalb I'harmacy?l'hone 95
DeKAM! COUNCIL No 88
t Junior Order U. A. M.
Regular council first and
third Mondays of each
month at 8 p.m. Visiting Brethren
lit* welcomed. T. D. MUGGINS,
grap H. JONKS, Councillor.
Recording Secty.
KERSHAW LODGE No. 29
A. F. M.
^Rogulur communication of
\ thi? lodge is held on the
first Tuesday in each month
at 8 p.m. Visiting Brethren are wel-!
corned. T. V. WALSH,
J. E. ItOSS, Worshipful Master.'
Secretary. 1-14-27-tf t
FINAL DISCHARGE
Notice is hereby given that one)
month from this date, on Tuesday, J
.Juiw 5th, 1U2H, I will make to tho;
Probate Court of Kershaw County)
my final return as Administratrix of.
the estate of Gillum Haley, decease 1,
and on the same date 1 will apply to
the said Court for a final discharge
as said Administratrix.
LOMA H. RALKY
Camden, S. C., April 20, 102H.
Man So Nervous Gets j
Sore When Spoken To
"It actually irritated me to have
anyone talk to me, 1 was so nervous.
Vinol ended this and I feel
wonderful now,"?Wm. Fahy.
Vinol i" a compound of iron,
phosphates, cod liver peptone, etc.
The very FIRST bottle makes you
sleep better and have a BIG appetite.
Nervous, easily tired people
are surprised how QUICK the iron,
phosphates, etc., give new life and
ix p. Vinol tastes delicious. ? W.
Rohin, Zemp DruKirist.
Relieve Coughs, Colds,
Headache, Rheumatism
and All Achesand Pains
All drtiiui?(i ? .tSc nntl fiSc j?m and luhe*.
Children's Muilerolc (.milder fomi)3S?3.
Better than a Mustard Plaster
SJRINEJ
Fo?U
YouifEYES
Night and Morning to keep
them Clean, Clear and Healthy
Write for Free "Eye Care"
or "Eye Beauty" Book
Murin*Co^D?p<. 11. S.,9 K. OKioSt.,(p?ic?t?
' 25*
? is the
right price
to pay for a
good tooth
paste ?
LISTERINE
TOOTH PASTB
Large Tube
= 25'
Nobody's Business
Written for The Chronicle by Gee
McGec, Copyright, 1028.
No, No, Jerome. The girls are
going to wear undor-clothes again
this summer, reports from l'aris to
the contrary notwithstanding.
I asked an old negro the other day
if he thought he'd make i good crop
this year, and he replied in the following
'Scriptural manner: "Paul'
may polish and Cyrutf may water, but 1
de irtcrease commeth from de Lawd." '
He was hitting at the text.
I have never heard of a washerwoman
suffering from indigestion, or
a flapper complaining about the thinness
of her wearing apparel, or a
well-digger over-eating, or a politician
carrying out his promises, or an
investigating committee finding anything
unfavorable to the investigated,
or a dead boll weevil.
I read in the papers last week
where 100 newly made millionaires
held a banquet in New York. The
statement did not say how the 10,000
suckers who lost in the gamble
spent that evening. Every time a
man makes a dollar speculating as
these millionaires did, somebody loses
that dollar. But a pair of twins
show up every minute.
Conditions are improving rapidly ii.
Chicago. During the past few days, I
there have been only 0 men assassi- j
nated, only I bombs thrown, only 17
' robberies took place, and only 81 i
other major crimes were perpetrat-j
ed. The old town is certainly quiet-1
ing down. Hurrah for law and order.
j Uncle Joe says he can remember
the time when you could drop a marI
ble down a girl's back, and it would
lodge, but such "is not the situation
today: the marble passes right on
down unencumbered, hut a handkerchief
or a lip-stick will lodge in front
on somethin' or another.
Well, Boys: Old South Carolina is
out of debt again. I saw in the pa|H-t
yesterday, where she had borrowed
*4.8*s.tU.rt and paid every darn
cent she owed. Hurrah for prosperity
ansoforth!
I wish t" inform the public that
it is a mistake that I am going into
politics this year. Why, the people
know too many low-down things on
me already, and if I were to become
a candidate?it wouldn't be f> weeks
till some smart aleck would tell
about the bird's nest I broke up in
IB (Hi.
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The Mule
1 he mule is a beast of burden but
he don't favor his ma or his pa, and
is dangerous at the back end. He is
fine for plowing and pulling waggins
until he balks and when a mule balks,
he becomes absolutely stationary, and
no coaxing will fetch him forward or
backward. He does his own thinking
while in that condition and moves
when he so desires.
The mule was first used in Asia
but was it considered very good
beefsteak until the Franco-Prussia:1
war. He eats at one end and kick?
a. ihe other end, and also bites cow?
if they are turned a-h>ose in the pas
tu re together. Mules have beer
taught to be drove to vehicles nnc
implimcnts and their language i:
giddup, whoa, gee. har. and z:xiz>
{ which is clucking at him with you:
moutfe,
A mule that is 20 years old on th<
farm is only coming 7 after he get<
into a livery stable. When a fartnei
begins to trade mules in the earb
spring, he winds up with only <
bridle by cotton-chopping time, the:
he moves back to the cotton mi.'
{where he can make an honest living
I Mule swapping And rheumatism ar<
both very dangerous diseases, an<
either one of them will cripple i
feller for life, -
Nobody understands a mule. T|?
*
gentle ones are the ones that always
run away and nearly kill everybody,
but if a bee ever gets into the
ear of your mule, why, turn him
loose right then and there and go
to town and buy you another mule, j
They never seem to get over a bee,
in their earn.
#
A mule thut will let you put a pair
of bits in his mouth without trou-1
ble will kick the very daylight out of?
you if you try to put a crupper under!
his tail without ' formal notice, said !
notice should be given by beginning
to pat him or her on the shoulders and j
keep on a-patting till yx>u reach the
crupper headquarters. Adjusting
cruppers has caused more deahs than
cyclones.
It is a great pity that mules have
never been permitted to get into high
horse society. But he hasn't. He
is never allowed to race, nor does he
| take any blue ribbons and cash prizes
at county fairs, and he's always
judged by his size and how much he
can pull. Therefore, the mule needs
the sympathy of the entire community j
at all tipies. His daddy don't even
loaf with him whefi he's young to seo
that he's brought up right. Any man
is lucky though that owns a mule that
happens to have horse sense.
By EJlov A. Nut, 8th, Grade.
Monstrous Appetite
Caused Negro's Death
Rockingham, May 15.?The coroner
of Richmond county, A. M. Smith,
whs summoned to Hamlet Sunday
morning to look into the rather sudden
death of a negro, Dave Easterling.
His investigations disclosed that
the mnn died from natural causes.
And It is little wonder that he died,
if what he is said to have eaten on
Saturday night is correct.
He apparently was as well as usual
when he sat down to supper Saturday
night. He is said to have eaten
12 biscuits, a plate of fish, then ice
cream and a little later several bananas.
He was shortly afterwards
taken ill, and died at 4 o'clock the
next morning.
Good Poultry Shipment
The poultry car shipment made
this week from Kershaw and Lancaster
was very satisfactory, a total
of 8,605 pounds of poultry haiving
been loaded at the two places. Of
this amount 2,496 pounds were loaded
at Kershaw and 6,109 pounds at
Lancaster. This shipment , brought
in to the people of the county a total
of $2,094.85. Included in the ship*
jnent was 1,619 pounds of broilers,
which brought thirty-eight cents per
pounds for the heavy broilers and
thirty-three cents per pound for the
leghorn broilers. This is the third
carload shipment to be made from
this section this year. One * hundred
and sixty different people participated
in this shipment.?Lancaster News,
Bees Sting Chickens To Deat^i ?
Orlando, Fla., May 16.?A swarm of
bees flew amuck here today, stinging
38 chickens to death and severly
wounding Mrs. H. L. King when she
sought to rout ^them. King, who has
conducted an apiary for 20 years,
said he never recalled a similar
malicious attack by a bee colony.
, i
50,000 Tree* l)ea4 I
| Paris, May 12,?Then as
000 dead trees of all aperies sUajl
in the Bois <lu Boulogne, To jfl
the passers by from danger,
authorities have just ^ven
yard over to the wood-cutters, | I
HASTYI
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SPEAKERS
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Complete line oi'M
A. B. and C Batteriaj^H
R. C. A., Radio troni j
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What the \
RED ttft TAG
means to you j
i
During the last few months the popularity of the
Bigger and Better Chevrolet in this community
has reached spectacular proportions* As a consequence*
we have taken in a large number of good
used cars* Many of these cars have been thoroughly
inspected and reconditioned where necessary*
To protect the buyer the red "O. K. that counts'1
tag has been attached to the radiator caps of these
OK'd cars* Look for this tag and KNOW that you
are getting honest vsduel
A few of our exceptional Used Car Values;
V^V'- - ,-y>:
?with an OK that counts"
DODGE SEDAN, 1020.
Tills is a dnndy cni^for the price..
We are offering it at n sacrifice.
$100.00 cash.
WITH AN O. K. THAT COUNTS
\
HUDSON COACH. 1925
The appearance and mechanical
condition will satisfy the most
critical buyer. It is an unusual
bargain *at $300.00 and thuift bo
Recn to be appreciated.
WITH AN O. K. THAT COUNTS
-V.
RUICK TOURING, 1924
$20,">.00. As clean as a new car.
many extras, thoroughly inspect^a
and reconditioned. $95 down, and
balance in one year.
WITH AN 0. K. THAT COUNTS
CHEVROLET COACH
Soiling this model for private
owner. A real bargain?only $125
down. Act quick.
WITH AN 0. K. THAT COUNTS
DODGE SEDAN 1927
A bargain at the price, good shape.
WITH AN O. K. THAT COUNTS
CHEVROLTE COMMERCIAL
TRUCK, 1926.
This car in excellent condition;
good tires, with extra good panel
body at $2f>0.00.
WITH AN O. K. THAT COUNTS
-> . _ . L
**", CADILLAC SEDAN, 57-1
Thd appearance and mecWM
| condition will aatiafy the mos M
ical buyer. It is an unuswt-J
Rain at $550.00 and must be m
to be appreciated.
WITH AN O. K. THAT CO??
CHEVROLET TOURlNCji
Only $200.00; used very
of extras; has the appelant* J
performance of A new car.
VVIJH AN 0: K. THAT COUIJ
Welsh Motor Company j
North Broad Street Camden SC. j
Dependability, Satisfaction and Honest Valoi