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iluved Ml tbe Imjueht that Hay loqLhU, ^ . tiH). |ruun<! ' fxx6 j Mfiuck hi* Kmd on the Iron maftftole of a wmor Inflow ? itvs4*Ti^S$e wb? |u "The Hater of Men" will \>Q*ltlvebg 1h? shown at the Majoatlc today. Thi* fea ture wm to jhe ?taw'^Wwbtemlay but <jw>iwi Jy^yi Ijv 4p*^ ?* . 1 i ' , ' 1 .. ? it -? prof. Alex Co ii jfe Only FbuKfl (tae WfUIAtit In Thrta Hundred TWiolAlMU^-tf Know. Any thing About ArlatniVi tiH'Hit Said It Wuz Some Kind ?' Specially Prepared D*iwtf That Wuz Ueed by Fertogrqphere. While potfln' fer 1)18 aunuAl haircut listerilay, Professqr AJeX ^Tahsey, o' fliarp's Hun School, Number nine, wuz lamenUa' th' unusually poor luailty o' Intellect, turned out our schools an' colleges these day* f> athletics an' cigarette^ , He,t*uys he feckons ther halnt two students In th' Blddlt' West that knowa th' difference between specific au' ndvaloreui. An* tt* worst o' It Is, bo says, they don't aem t' care. 11c says Ufa. little les#'n remarkable how gracefully a student kin glide thru* college ? thepe days without bein' Infected ? 'Without even ll>6orl)iii' xomethln' thro' d>illy an' constant contact. A boy'll come out o' college with sunburnt arms an' a chubby briar pipe an' pose around fer a year er two an' then start in t' find fometliin' that jist suits him. Professor Tansey says a college ctreer is a mighty pretty thing t' look bark on In after yours, but that it don't fit you not bin' unless ther's somethln' In your noodle that wuz already there. This thing o" sayin': "Father got by without knowin' nothin'" won't do. If father wuz suecessful he must o' had gomethin' besides a standln' broad Jump record an" a diploma. It's true lots o' merchant princes don't know what altruism is. but they know how t' add an' subtract. You'd naturally think that a boy er girl that tries t' graduate from a school er college without knojvlif how l' spell w?>uld be detected an' detained by ilv>' professor, but somehow they gain their liberty. Some time ago a Princeton profes* sor ?al(l that he had only found one student In three hundred thut claimed t' know anything about Aristotle, an' he said It wuz some kind o' a specially prepared paper that wuz used by fer tographers. Ther's lots o' Yale men movln' aroupd t'day In th* best circles that think Portugal Is a mlnln' town In West Virginia an' that homlqy Is til*- chief food V th- crowded inhabi tants of Indlanny. It would be fun t* know Jlst what percent o' th' big, robust ex-students o'.th' average college know that th' United States has t' import beans an' that ther's two R'? In February. Anybuddy would think that a young man who struggles fer a education by cleanln' wall paper an' weedln' onions in th' summer time t' git his tuition money would finally come out o' th' battle with a little dash o' Information, but they .seem t' be immune too. I asked one th* other day what initiative an' referendum meant an' he said It wuz unheard of when he went t' col lege. When Miss Mazio Bud was wrltin' her graduatin' essay this spring she asked her teacher who th' Pilgrim Fa thers wuz, an' her teacher said, "I don't know, dear. I only heard they com^ I don't know which is th' most use ful in makin' a liviu' these days, a pl anner er a education. Th' more folks are supposed t' know th' poorer they seem t' 6e, but you kin mortgage a pl anner. (Copyright, Adams Newspaper Service.) BRIGHTEN THE CORNERS f '?;j *} *?: ! fv r ' , Flood the room with mellow, usable Rayo light. Strong enough tollluminate a large room ? yet en tirely free from ttnfibliffortable glare. RAYO LAMPS Ugfat like a gas jet. Just raise the gallery and touch a match. Simple and attract ive in design, they are an ornament in any room. No cheap filigree work to keep you busy cleaning. If your dealer doesn't have them, write to our nearest station. Aladdin Security Oil guarantee of most satisfactory results from lamps, stores and heaters. STANDARD ,OIfc GO_V?fA NY GEORGEOF WINDSOR British -Monargti the Founder of New Royal Line. Reasons for Abolishing Ancient Ger man Patronymic of "Quelph"? Act Enthusiastically Acclalmsd Throughout the Realm. The shadow of a German nationality longer obscures the light qf the Eagllsh nation, and th*' Firth Oeorge qf the llanoverluu line of British rul ers has burled the undent German patronymic of hit* ancestors, "Guelph," In the vaults of the English "Wind sor." Just about two centuries ago the German George I ascended the throne Qf Eugluml and the Stuarts were sup planted by the Guelpfts, Of alj the live Georges of that house the present holder of tlje title Is t^e most English of theta all. True, his father, Edward VII, proved a good king, and a thor ough Kngllshman, and" his grandmoth er, Victoria, hud u grund and success ful reign, and through her mother she inherited her adopted title of the Ilouse of Saxe-Voburg, of which furn* ily her consort, Prince Albert, was a member. But the bitter feelings uroused by the great war, the crimes unhlushlngly committed by the Germans, have caused such a wave of disgust to sweep.over tyugland that, the king him self hu,s unhesitatingly abqndotted ?V* ery claim fo thp* ancient pedigree of his German ancestor and, Uke his great ancestor, Edward I, has declared for an English England, untrammeled by foreign blood ties, unhampered by foreign titles. The German George wl>o Inherited the English throne 'through his great great-grandmother, a daughter of James I of England, and who Inher ited his title of Guelph from his great great-graiidfuther, Frederick of Bo heiqla, who started the Thirty Years' War, could not speak a word of Eng lish and really hated his new kingdom, but he was the connecting link through the Stuarts bet weep the last?of the Guelphs and, the first of the Normans, i the Conqueror William. The English George Is also the founder of a new royal line, and In the Ilouse of Windsor he has restored to the English people an English title that recalls the glorious memories of the Houses of Tudor, of Lancaster, of York, and of the Plantagenets, when the Henrys, the Edwards and the "Good Queen Bess" held court In the Castle of Windsor, and hunted and strolled through the verdant acres of that oldest and most English of Brit ain's public places. Under the existing conditions the title of Windsor, chosen by George V. Is perhaps the most popular act of his reign. For over 1,000 years Windsor Castle has been the abode of English royalty, j Edward the Confessor abode there; i William the Conqueror added to It; i Edward I built one of Its towers and j Edward III created In Its halls the fa mous Order of the Garter. Hero it was that "Harry of Mon mouth" disported with his friends; whore Edward of the White Rose, and Henry of the Red Rose alternately lived during the famous Wars of the Roses; here Shakespeare strolled and wrote, and here Queen Bess received . the homager of Essex, and Leicester and Raleigh and Drake and all those great ones of the golden nge. Here It was that Wolsey thrived and bluff King Hal threw ofT the for- j oign Influences of Rome and Spain. In fact. Windsor was the National center of Old England; the England of the j roast beef age; the England of the fearletu* sea rover, ai^d the Kteady ar cher; In fact, the Merry England, of which Shakespeare and Jonson and others have written ; the England j where Englishmen reigned before the Stuart or the Hanoverian were foisted onto the throne. But through all the changes of dynasties Windsor has remained the abode of royalty. There lie the bones 1 of not a few of the wearers of the ermine, In the vaults beWath the chap el, and there where his Hanoverian an cestors lie It is fitting that George V should bury the German titles and re vive the ancient glories of the Eng lish nation in the title George of Wind sor. For there Is the heart of Eng land;, 1,000 years of hpr history; a monument of her glory; the proudest name the King could adopt, "English Windsor." ? Thomas B. Blynn, 1A Phil adelphia Record. ' Best Carpet for Concrete Floor. Cementing a carpet of heavy tarred paper to concrete factory floors is recommended aa a means ofTessenlng 'the noise from tracks. After the floor has been given a prellnjlnrfry coat of gray cement painty a second coat Is ap* plied, with a coat to the naderslde of the paper, and the paper la then laid carefully In place, and made perfectly smooth with a roller or a wide- tired track. This sound-deadening surface, which is very durable, Is' said to Im prove with age. He Had Dependents. A huxky cltiten, who declared*tbat he #a* employed as a navy yard Ship wright claimed exemption at New York. He offered the fact that he was em ployed In government work as a rea son. but added, "an' besides, I've got dependents." "How many T' asked the exemption official. "AJe mother." said the iklmrrlKht,. "an' a&wt 20 gents that I been playing cards with for the last three months. Without me thej*d starve." ww part op iwa mm '*?' $ +*!>****'? . ' ? British AvlaW?% Awaiting ? o?1l Re mind *d America* Nawtflaper Cor> ra?po<identt a? Ballhop?. y* ?trolled, talked. Into ft long shed, with a board tuble along Its center, a telephone dealt In the edr? tier and msoy mapa on the plain board walla ? the regulation appearance of a headquarters. A bench ran down one side of th?? room, ami on It sat seven or eight leau, blond, clean cut British youths In khaki. It was the WStch, waiting on call against erner gendes of the air. rhll 81inins, being an American and therefore of witty Imagination. smiled. "Bellhop#, waiting for a call to 'A 'W he whispered. Th# row of aviators, he tpg Britons and shy, shifted their lega agnd looked embarrassed, But one rose from the bench and approached the captain, saluting. He was breathing heavily and his eyes were bloodshot. "Oh ? you've Just landed !" said the captain easily. "Had a light, didn't you ?" "Yes, sir," said the hoy all In a breath. "Squad of four German planes attacked me and Brown-Jones. (This name, of course. Is disguised.) My gun jammed after three shots, and 1 had to hurry hack. Brown-Jones brought ope down, I think. At least he ap peared to be out qf control when he dropped Into the cloud below." "Oh ? er ? Brown-Jones back?" "No, sir. But I saw hlrn crossing our lines behind rue." "Kngine trouble, I suppose. Doubt-, less we'll hear from him later. What about the ot?er three Huns?" "They showed evidences of extreme terror, sir!" "Very well." The hoy settled hack onto the bench, where he nonchulantly borrowed a cigarette from his neighbor. Just let your imagination play on this, as mine did. Back from a fight fifteen thousand, eighteen thousand, feet In the air, thing merely dreamed of three years ago, realized only a year ago ? an adventure beyond precedent. And here It was treated as part of the day's work ! ? Will Trwln In the Satur day Evening Post. Why Soldiers Wear Wrist Watches. Replying to a question from his au dience. a British officer lecturing In Chicago explained why all officers wear wrist watches. He described nn ad vance from the trenches as an Illustra tion, telling how every move was made on a prearranged schedule, the artil lery throwing a curtain of Are for a certain number of seconds, while the Infantry advanced 20 yards farther ahead, while the Infantry made an other advance, and so on. "All this shell Are," he said, "Is be ing done by artillery far behind. The artillery officer depends most of all upon his watch. He sits with a tele phone glued to his ear and field glasses In his hands. He has no time to bo fumbling for his watch. A minute's error In changing the range would mean that the shells would be falling Into his own advancing troops. Nor has the officer lending his men across No Man's Land any time to be fum bling for his watch." Appeal of Numbers. Most of \i k decided n long time apo Hint a league was the distance that the winged shoes enabled the fairy prince to cover In less than no time. But one Indianapolis hoy evidently has i a very different Interpretation. The boy Is passionately fond of the movies, so It very naturally came about that he was telling the caller about his latest plans for "more" di version. "I'm going to the Circle this week," he announced. "I'm going to see 'Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea,' " "That will be very nice." was the response. "You will see men walking : on the bottom of the sea. and lots of big flsh, and the boat, and all sorts of i Interesting things." "Yes," he answered, rather unlnter , estedly, "I know all about those things, j But you know, what I wapt to sec Is those leagues. There's going to be i twenty thousand of them." Troops Called to 8ubdue Bear. When the Swiss army was mobilized ; three years ago the soldiers surely did' not think that they would have t<f fight hears, but that' happened to a detach ment of the troops on Rorschach on the lake of Constance recently. - A large brown bear escaped from I a traveling menagerie and trotted ' through the streets, causing a panic j amon^ the population. The bear fln I ally entered a butcher shop, where he enjoyed a good meal of steak and fish and created general havoc. In the meantime half a company of ' soldiers of the local garrison had been called .up and hastened to the scene of the disturbance with loaded rifles and fixed bayonets. The butcher shop was surrounded by the troops and the bear held at bay until his owner and a couple of trainers arrived and lassoed him. Airplanes Only 14 Years Old. In thla day when ordinary aviation Is regarded as little more dangeroua than driving a milk wagon, and when In Rurope thousands of military alrw planes are scouting, fighting, and trav eling hundreds of miles In dead of night to drop bombs on enemy cities, one may easily forget that the first successful public trial of a jpavler* than-air flying 9s chine too?* place lesa than 14 yearn ago. Yet it was about that a ma at Kitty Hawk. N. C., that the rea!?/ 'first succeMftl flight of an airplane was made bf Wilbur Wright, now did / THE m STOCKING By OStfbRN JONK8. "You know President Wilson begau hta career hn an Instructor In a worn au'a collect" said Justine Oraddock, dean of Jones' College for Wqwwi. wheu Alan Kllby weut to her office to consult her regarding 1*1? acceptance of a position Just offered hliu aa the new professor of economics. Alan had gone to see her, partly he cause ha had known her aoveral years before when they were hOth atudeuta at a co educational college In the West, and partly because the offer at J one* college waa distinctly better than the assistant professorship he held In a man's college. "It doesn't seem like a mail's Job," he told h<*r frankly, and she had looked at hliu not with the amusement ho expected. "Hang It all, Justine, It's just that 1 can't stand this bluestocking atmos phere. t think It's that as much as anything ejse." "There are very few bluo-stocklngi here," said Justino. "In fact, some times I wish there were more. Blue stockings have their good points, you know." "From a woman's point of view, per haps. Hut I'm primitive enough to like a feminine wou)an, and It goes against the grain to see these girls, some of them pretty, almost all of them healthy and happy, being fed into thts mill, to have the woman and the femininity grouud out. They ought to be marrying, most of them ? marrying and making men what they ought to be, and bavin*, children ami keeping house." "Of course you have never married yoursolf." suggested Justine. "No, and when I do I shall not look to a woman's collugc for a wife. I'm not educated up to that yet." "From all of which, I suppose, 1 am to Infer that you do not accept the po sition?" "No. The fact Is, I think 1 do. It's too good to turn down." So A) tin Kilby became professor of economics at Jonos. The first lecture was more uncomfortable than ho had expected It to be, As time went on the lectures were easier and Alan had time to look about hliu. Sometimes there were suppressed giggles, and some times three whispering iteuds bent to gether In the back rows of seats, un mindful of a word of the lecture ? un mindful, too, that from tho vnntnge point of his desk the professor could not only see them but could catch suatches of_their_vvhlspcred conversa tion. "If 1 do say It, I look awfully well In yellow," said one whisper. "Not that lemon shade ? more of a salmon, don't you think?" "How long Is the skirt? They are getting longer." "I know, but my Tom likes them short. Have you learned the new stops. No, that new wlggly waltz step. 1 mean. He doeSu't see us, uTuI we can get the notes from Ida." "Isn't lie u perfect dear?" "Ida's quite crazy about him. That's why she sits In front and takes such long notes." Ami later: "Well, anyway, Kllby's h dear. Did you ever see such eyes'*" tioing down the corridor later In the day In* chanced the meet the dean. "(Jood morning, Air. Kllby'," she said, always with the same serenity. "How are ihe blue stockings?" "Blue stockings," muttered Kllby. "If there are uny they haven't elected eco nomics." Kllby tied from the building (o Ills own study In his boarding house. There as he puffed at his comforting pipe he took a leather picture case from his pocket and opened It. It contained a picture of the dean that ho had dipped from the magazine article on "The Youngest College Dean." The picture showed her In cap and gown, with none of the graclousness and al most motherly large heartedness that Kllby had come to appreciate within the few weeks, he had been at Jones. Still, he found satisfaction in. looking at the picture ? Just as a reminder, he said, of the allegiance he owed to his chief. This day he looked at the pic ture longer than usual. "I've got to get a better picture," he told himself as he rose front his chair and hurried through 'the campus to the dean's office. But when he reached there he forgot the picture and thought only of the original." "How are the blue stockings?" asked the dean, as she closed the paper* she was working over at her desk and pre pared to take an easier cAalr by the open fireplace, where she might chat In comfort with Alan. "Blue stockings ? there aren't any," groaned Alan. <fYou're a Mug stock ing, and they're ? they're Just girls. Listen, Justine, I've decided that the only type of woman 1 truly admire is 'a blue stocking. I used to think that that was the trait In you thnt kept us apart, back In the college days when I was half In love with yeu nil the time. But now 1 know that * what is drawing me to you." So it was nil because of Alan Kilbjr ithnt the youngest dean terminated her deanship so soon, and gave up that career to be a professor's wlfV "Who would ever have dTEamed," ] said one of the girls, the day the an* nouncement was made, "that a man with eyes like that would care fot a bine stocking?" (Coprrtatu. i?17, by th? lfcOtfi* P*r Syndicate.) Tke Brazilian coconut palm Uvea from six hundred to seven hundred ? 1?+ " Only Twenty V?M Age lAdte* wort' bustles*. Operations were rare. Nobody swatted the t!y. Nobody bud mnui u mIUk Nobody bud appendicitis. Nobody wore white whoes. Xoitody sprayed oroiiardx. ('ream wan tlvo c**uU u Most young men bud "liberty bills." Cantaloupe* wero mushmolons. You never hen rd of u "tin llmstlo." Iktctors wanted to see your tongue, i Milk film Wo was u fuvorlte drink. Advertisers did not tell the truth. Nobody eared for the price of line. . Farmer* cuuio hi town for their mull. The hired gb'l drew one-fifty u week. ? The huteher "Hio'w In" u chunk of liver. i Folks suit! pneumatic tiros wore h Joke. Nobody listened on the telephone. There wero no mine Fourth nor eloe-. trio motors , N(i awatacks wero burued Instead of haled. I'nhllshliiK a oounty newspaper ws? not u business. People thought Nnglish sparrows were "birds'. .1 tries Nome was the only convert to the sulttiuuine. You stuck tubes In your ears t?? hour a phonograph and it cost you a dim*, ? RUB OUT PAIN with good oil liniment. That*? the auretft way. to ?top them. | The )>ept fubbii>g liniment iff, Good for the Ailments rf Horses, Mules, Cattje, Etc* Good for your own Ache** Pains, Rheumatism, Sprains, Cuts, Burns, Ltc. 25c. 50c. $1. At all Dealers. MASTER'S SALE State of South Carolina , Court of Common Pleas. Camden Wholesale (irwcrv, rihintirr. against '? William Branham, Jerry Branhnni. Fleishman, MorriH & Company, A. I >. Kennedy, and H. H, Del/oaehe. Willis Shcoru ami N. P. Truesdnlc, co-partner* lis Knterprlse Mercantile ( 'onipany. Defendants, I'nder and hy virtue of a Decree of his Honor Mendel I>. Smith, Judge of the Fifth Judicial Circuit, I will offer for sale at public outcry, l>efore the Court House door In Camden. S. C, on the tirst Monday In November next (11U7). being the fVth day thereof, within the legal hours of sale to tlx* dullest bidder, upon the terms herein - ifter set forth, the following d?vxcrlb e<l tract of land : All that certain ?>loee, parcel or tract of laild contain* nu one hundred and four <l(Hi acres, more or less, lying and lieing in Ker diaw County in ntate aforesaid, known is a |>art of the estate of the late Mth. Caroline K. (Joues. (Sand Will Tract ) and hounded as follows : North by A. B. Habon and William Ilrnn ham : West by old Bridge road : SoiJ'tk by land of A. W. Habon: and fcJast by esate of (leorge Habon. Terms of sale ? one third cash, balam'e to he secured by a bond of tile purchaser and a mortgage of the premise# sold,, such mortgage drawing Interest at the rate of seven (7) per cent. i?er annum, payable semi-annually. The obligor to have the optJon of paying the whole bid in cash. _1_. _ L. A. W1TTKOW8K1*. Muster for Kershaw County, OetolH-r IS. 1017. SUMMONS FOR RELIEF State of South Carolina County of Kershaw. In fhc Court of Common Ploas W. J. T,angley, , Plaintiff. v? Diana Moore in her own right and au heir at law of Ix?vi Moore, deceased, Jlmmie Moore, Levi Moore, Bet*. Ann Oriftin, and Emma Rita m, heirs at law of I>evi Moore, deoeoptd, Defendants. " " ?' To the I tefendant* above named : Yon are hereby summoned and re quired to answer the complaint in* till* action* a copy of which |ft ? herwltb served upon you and to. sfrve a copy of your answer to the (subscriber at. hfs office In Oamden, 8. C., within twenty days after the service hereof exclusive of the day of such service; land If you Hail or refuse to so serve your answer within the time afore said, the pf&intifr will apply to the court for the relief demanded in the Complaint, ' . i i ? Mr M. JOHNSON, * Plaintiff's Attorney. To the Defendant Jhnmip Mpore: Take notice that the summons and complaint in this notion were filed la the office of U?e Clerk at Court of Kershaw Cocnty at Camden, 8. C. this third day of October, 1017. - M. M. JOHNSON,