The Wateree messenger. (Camden, S.C.) 1884-1942, November 22, 1933, Image 7
Scenes and Persons in the Current News
1 ? Washington firemen at their annual task of hashing the summer's gr^ine oft" the National Capitol. 2 ? Wisconsin 1
state police in armored motorcycles escorting truckloads milk during the farmers' strike. 3 ? Newest members of !
the NUA advisory board; loft to right : It. E. Flanders, president of Jouos and Lamson Machine company; Oen. It. E. |
Wood, president of Soars. Koehuck & Company; Clay WllKams of t ho Reynolds Tobacco company and Pierre Du Pont i
of Du I'ont de Nemours & Co. '
West Virginia Has Lots of Apples This Year
The yield of the orchards nbout Inwood, W. Va., |re shown here In n great heap of apples that Is five feet deep
and eight miles long. Hy count there are 150,000 bushels of apples In the pile, and the canneries are busy at the Job
of converting the great crop into myriad tins of apple products.
HEIRESS FOILED
Mrs. Merry Knhrney I'ickeriny. twen
ty-two y ??!i r ? old. of Oak I'ark, 111
suhurh of Chicago, heiress to the mil
linns loft h.v the lute Dr. I'eter I'ahr
iiey. whs drnirged from an oee.'in liner
at Now York when she tried to sail
with her fiance. Count George I ? i
Georglo, who was lenvinj* the country
nt the request of the federal authori
ties. The yoiinu woman declares she
will Join the count in South America
nnd wed him as soon as she can tret
the necessary money from her fanrlv
WOMAN MADE A JUDGE
May A. Hentley, who Iiiih Ih-ch
clil Id wolfiire worker In tho Nntloimi
Cnpltnl for mnny yenrn, linn t?r?r?i?
Klvon ? rocofis appointment to n Judtro i
slilp on tlio Juvenile court hcnch of
tlio district by I'rculdent Kooscvclt
Mlnft Hentlcy wna formerly director of
school nttendnncc and work pcrmlta
for flic honrd of education.
Get* First Wheat Redaction Check
There's Gold in the Ohio Hills
Orville .1 Kiseie. Iowa farmer, was t li<? lirsl to receive a government check
after signing the crop reduction wheat |>l!in. Tin? check was for $04.44 an a
tenant's sharp for cutting six acres off the flft.v tlve acres which had been used
for raising wheat, lie is shown holding his small son.
Thflfw 1 1? r???? modern t>rofl|M>ctoi*R, Itohort I'ltua, Frank l.ukomlro nnd Kylo
Moyer. rniiROd n lot of oxoltomont In tho hnmlot of OvvoiirvIIIo, nonr Ilntnvln.
Olilo, by tholr discovery of gold In tbo neighborhood. "Pfly ?1 1 rt " from the Tltim
fnrm In ?nld to ho producing nt tho ruto of $1.20 n ruble ynrd.
Just
NAMING THE BABY
June, secretary to an attorney,
went to mil on a dear friend, Mrs.
S., and her new horn daughter. She
was met :i t the door hy little William,
full of news about the new sister.
"Well, what have you named her?"
asked Jane.
Suddenly an aggrieved expression
overspread his happy face, and al
most in tears he replied:
"Oh I wanted to name her Spot,
hut muvver wouldn't." ? Indianapolis
News.
Others Might Copy
Neighbor -Are you still bothered
with those relatives from the city
who came every Sunday to eat a bin
dinner, and then never Invited you in
return?
Victim ? No; they finally took the
hint.
Neighbor ? What did you say to
them?
Victim ? Oh, nothing was said. Rut
we served sponge cake every time
they came.
Proof of Affection
The chorus girl was giving notice
that the company would have to dis
pense with her services, owing to her
approaching marriage.
"Pretty sudden, isn't It?" growled
the manager.
"It was, In a way," agreed the girl.
"I only met him _a-^short time ago.
and at first 1 wasn't 'sure of my feel
ings. But the moment 1 saw his car
I knew 1 loved him."? Stray Stories.
Imitation Influence
"Arc there any lobbyists around the
United States Capitol?" asked, the
lady wii!i a note bonk.
"Ceitainly not," answered Senator
Sorghum.
"Who are the gentlemen who pre
tend to have so much Influence?"
"They are enterprising persons who
manage to^ get paid large sums for
fooling their employers."
Pow'ful Stuff
"Hear you had some trouble on
your tour."
"Yes, I ran out of gas while cross
ing a mountain, and a moonshiner in
sisted I could use some of his stuff
that would do Just as well ns gas."
"Did it?" f
"Well, it ate off the gas tank be
fore I'd gone three miles." ? Cincin
nati Knqulrer.
Ingenious Nornh
There was a crash in the kitchen.
The mistress found the maid and
little Margaret gazing at something
on the floor.
"Oh, mother," exclaimed the child.
"Just see the lovely Jig-saw puzzle
Norah had made out of one ot the
new plates."
Effective Treatment
"He's an old (lame of mine."
"Yeah, he ought to be extin
guished." ? Kansas City Star.
Renew Your Health
by Purification
Any physician will tell you that
"Perfect Purification of the System
is Nature's Foundation of Perfect
Health." Why not rid yourself of
chronic ailments that are undermin
ing your vitality? Purify your en- i
tiro system by taking a thorough
:ourso of Calotabs, ? once or twice a
week for several weeks ? and see how
Naturo rewards you with health.
Calotabs purify the blood hy acti
vatingthe liver, kidneys, stomachand
bowels. Trial package, 1 0 cts. Fami
ly package, 35 cts. All dealers. (Adv.)
FRIEND IN NEED
"I'd like to soil this saxophone of
mine. I need the money."
"All right, let me take It. I'll sell
It for you."
"How you going to sell It?"
"I have a neighbor that hates 'em.
I'll start to learn to play It and ad
vertise It at the same time." ? Port
land Express.
/ Hot One
"I'm sorry 1 ever became your
wife," she said bitterly.
"Oh." lie Hung back, "you were no
young bird when I married you."
"No," she retorted, "but consider
ing what 1 got 1 was an early bird."
Married Men Know
"Pocket editions of books are very
handy." remarked the book worm.
"liut .lot as handy as the ordinary
pocketbook," retorted the family man.
You're Next!
Examiner ? What is the feminine of
bachelor?
Student ? Er ? or ? lady-in-waiting.
NO DOUBT ABOUT IT
"That 'cellist says he has made a
remarkable success."
"Draws the long how, Hi:"
Too Cheap
Casey ? All 1 want is a dollar!
Kelly ? Oh, if that's all you want, I
wouldn't trust you ? you lack ambi
tion. ? Brooklyn Kagle.
Something l.ike T'.t&l
Teacher? What is a volcano?
Bright Boy ? A high mountain that
keeps on interrupting.
MORE SATISFACTION
CAN'T BE BOUGHT
No Wondetf
Then there was the boy who drank
two bottles of Rohl pnlnt nn<l now
feels Ktillty. ? Kansas City Star.
Job Started It
"The skin of my tooth" is not a
now skins phrase by any moans. It
appears In Job 151:20.
Ease Pain, Headache
in Few Minutes
PEG, I'M FRANTIC.THIS A'ORK,
MUST BE DONE - AND IV'E *
SPLITTING HEADACHE r
don't worry, get SOME
REAL BAYER ASPIRIN
AND YOUR HEAOAChEWlU
BE GONE BEFORE Vt>U
KNOW IT... M
2 LATER.
LOOK WHAT IV'E OQNE, PEG...
BAYER ASPIRIN STOPPED THAT
AWFUL HEADACHE IN A JIFFY.,.
never FELT better. I ^
I KNEW IT WOULD | BAYER
ASPIR.IN IS THe QUICKEST
SAFE REUEPFtoM Paiu
KUOWW
For Quick Relief Hay Bayer Aspirin? When You Buy
Now comes amazingly quick relief
from headaches, rheumatism, neuri
tis, neuralgia . . . the fastest safe relief,
it is said, yet discovered.
Those results arc due to a scien
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Aspirin Tablet begins to dissolve, or^
disintegrate, in the amazing space of
two seconds after touching moisture.
And hence to start "takinc hold" of
pain a few minutes after taking.
The illustration of the glass, here,
tells the story. A Bayer Tablet starts
to disintegrate almost instantly you
swallow it. And thus is ready to go to
work almost instantly.
When you buy, though, see that
you get the Genuine BA"\ EH Aspirin.
For Bayer Aspirin's quick relief
always say "BAYIiK Aspirin."
WHY BAYER
ASPIRIN
WORKS SO FAST
Drop a Bayer Tablet
in a glass of water.
Note that BR FORE
it touches bottom, it
has started to dis
integrate.
what it does in this
glass it does in your
stomach. Hence its
fast action.
Does Not Harm the Heart
ASK FOR IT ny NAMF
LAROr JARST
5? AND 1 O'
WHY PAY
^ MORE? j
/white petroleum jelly
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