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Scenes and Persons in the Current News 1 ? Smoke screens over Tokyo (Turing the sham aerial attack on the Japanese capita). "J ? Blood.v lighting at Orisk any, N. Y., between state troopers nnd milk strikers and their sympathizers. 3 ? Gov. Albert Schedemann of Wiscon sin raising the NRA blue eagle flag over the capitol in Madison. Largest Dry dock in the World Is Completed View of the Auntie drydock at Miilhrook. Southampton. Kiigiaud. which was dedicated the other day. It is the largest in the world and is n unit In the $00,000,000 project of the Southern railway at Southampton. CAPITOL POLICE HEAD Capt. William S. Orthrnnn, who was recently named chief of the police forco of the United States Capitol In Wash ington. Captain Orthman was a mem ber of the Chicago police force for r..?tny years. NRA PUBLICITY MAN Charles Mtcbelson, who has servo. i ?? publicity director for the Demo rrntlc national committee, was selected to act fn the unmo capacity for tl??? national recovery administration, lie alio supervises the press "hand-outs" for the agricultural adjustment and public works administrations. ? 4ti , j? : ' French Aviators Make Record Flight 0 Maurice KossI (loft)' and Paul ('ottoft. French aviators, who sot n new rec ord hy tanking a non-stop flight from New York to Kayak,' Syria, a distance of 5,000 miles. Going After Some Long Lost Gold Thla peoullnr salvage apparatus constructed by the Dutch cnglueei1 !?'. Beckers Is plnced over the spot where the KnRllsh vessel t.ntlne went to Hie bottom In the North son over 100 yenrs n#o with rt Rnld cnrgo estlmnted nt Home nhonrd her. The srhn>;o operntlons hnve heen stnrtod nenr the I*V* of Tergchellln^. It Is estimated thnt the vessel rest* In 15 fe^t of wntor n " In covered over with 40 feet of mind. THE CHEERFUL CHER? I like to dine in 3raj\d hotels VJith folks oF we,fcltk or gre*.t .renown , And every now ^nd then 1 do When our ricK uncle comes to town. RESULTS "How long have they been mar ried V" "About five years." "Did she make him n good wife?" "No. but she made him an awfully good husband." CLUCK, CLUCK, CLUCK "(ii'injr to have a good pardon this eiunincr?" "Don't know yet. Are you raising chickens?" OR PAYS ALIMONY Wlfey ? You know n niun Is Judged by his clothes. X , Hubby ? Not If he's murriad.^. OR GOLDEN ROD "Dobbs made his fortune In over fhoes nnd now he talks about his fam lly tree." "Expect he means Ills rubber plant." HIGHBROW "Come on and go fishing with n.e." "Aw, fishing Is too rough n sport There's mud nnrl briers and rocks and wet boots." "I see, your Men of Ashing Is to sit In a hotel lobhy and angle for gold fish in n fountain." TO BE ON TIME Miitf Say, wlipro aro you KolriK? Tho Florida Hon {ion lfl ovcf1. Snail- Not for >ne. I'm on my wn^ for tlio next season. What *U Said I-H wyor ? Whnt <11(1 you nnf wh(?n you Raw the automotillo a| pronoh tho rnllroad track? Watchman ? ! tnltl : "That'B a Ann j tr. wasn't It." ? Che'sea ftocord. A Little Bit Humorous SHE COULDN'T FIND IT Fondly ? little Ruth's father and jiother weis^ watching their daughter rock back anil forth ecstatically In the little black chair they had just brought home to her. Proudly the father said: "We goi a bargain In that little chair, all right !" Whereupon Ituth proceeded to got out of th?? chair, look at it closely, and then to lift a woc-ln-gone face and say : "Where Is it, daddy? I can't find nny bargain In my chair!" ? Indian apolis News. What'* the Difference "I hear Dick is in the hospital." "Yes. Caught in the rain and tried to economize by not taking a taxi. Now he's got pneumonia." "And Tom's in the hospital, too." "Yes. He took a taxi." ? Pearson's \Y eekly. The Difficulty "There's always room at the top," said the man who speaks sagaciously. "Yes." replied Bronco Bob ; "but the trouble is that in n lot o' games the best ?,an!s Is at the bottom of the pack." Her Wi*h Child ? Mother, dear, why has the canary quit singing? Mother ? Because It Is moiling, dear. Child ? I wish Aunt Martha would molt. ? Border Cities Star. Both Satisfied "But, dear," gushed the llapper. "is It fair to go to the picture with a bv?y you dislike?" "Well, It's like this." replied her friend, "I enjoy the picture and he enjoys my company."? Stray Stories. Better Luck ".Judge, could you postpone my trial for a week?" "On what grounds?" "You don't seem In a good temper." ? CJnzettlno Illnstrato, Yenlce. MIGHT BE WORSE A visitor to a seaside town was ob serving the crowd. "I suppose you serve a good many ttsh dinners," he remarked to the hotel proprietor. "Yes, the people eat ttsh, mostly." "I thought ttsh was supposed to be brain food, but these people are about the most unintelligent specimens of humanity I've ever seen." "Well." returned the other with n shrug of his shoulders, "Just think of what they'd look like If they didn't out ttsh." . Yesterday'^ Tonight Little Soars had been away on a va ra t inn "Hello, Scars; when did you re turn?" called a friendly neighbor. "Tonight!" answered the child Then he added thoughtfully. "I mean yesterday's tonight." ? Indianapolis News. Home Life "Voit attend many bridge games and lectures?" "I enjoy them," admitted Miss Cay enne. "Don't you think a woman's place Is in the home?" "Yes, but not necessarily her own home." ? Washington Star. AS IT SEEMED TO HIM | "I inn wedded to tny int.-' | "It looks as if your art would bo . a jiras.s widow," Too Much ll<?ldu[> ? Your money or your life! lluhhy ? My money, in.v dear sir, is in my wife's name and my wife is my life, so that, if yon took her, you might get hoth'und ? Holdup Man ? (Jood evening! ? ? Brooklyn Kagle. Illustration ?'Brother, what is nationalization of property?"' 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