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I » r 9 > 4 b m If Yon Read THE CHRONICLE Yon DopT €et The News. •••••••••••••••••••• •V—■■■SOSa THE CHRQNICUS [StriTcs To Be s Clean N paper, Co«plete, Newsy, and Reliable. \ VOLUME XXXW CLINTON* S. C., THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1934 I, . NUMBER 16 'Clemson Licks P. C. Trackmen 1 I Blue Hose Mile Relay Team Goes Down First Time In Six Years. Score Is 87 to 44. Wash/ington, April 19.—It is becom ing clearer every day, not alone to members of congress and to many of that somewhat-Undefined group us ually referred to as “members of the administration,” but to impartial ob servers like newspaper men, that Mr. Roosevelt has come to the fork of the In a dual meet Saturday on their home track, Clemson’s track team took ten first places to swamp Pres byterian college with an 87 to 44 vic- tory. The gTe*test surprise of the day came in the last event when Clemson’s -I Nobody’s Business By Gee McGee It ain’t nice to talk about one’s''self, but I hope I will be excused thisvtime. Owing to the fact that I eat very rich food (such as comb read, cabbage, ind spinach) I am fretiuently afflicted with lumbago. Lumbago is very bad on the back,, and makes a fellow walk like he’s looking for something on the ground aH-the 1i(ne. instead oi^ hawing to Ho without milk! .Administration should not be granted, or drink watter, has gone dry on the; Given under my hand thi.s 9th day hands of budd ('lark, and he says theyiof .April, .A. 1934. did not send her while she was givvingL ROSS I). YOUNG, milk and if he, (h.t not get relief from 4-l9-2tcy ” » J.-P.. L. C. ftHMling her while dry in the pastor, SPECIAL BARGAIN he will kill her for bwf ansoforth. SUBSCRIBE 'fO THE CHRONICLE .American .^Magazine, Woman’s Hom« Companion and Collier’s Weekly—all „Tor !.■> months for $4.00 j Regular price $6.00. they have done him a big injustus putting her off op him while dry. “The Paper Everybody Reads’ JA.MES W. CALDA^'ELL which had maintained an unbroken record for sij^ears. Lynn, Clemson’s I anchor man, finished just a yard road, where he must choose openly j (jf Clark. he will take, pr^eman. P. C.’s javelin man, hurled ... ^ , Well, about 10 days ago, Old Man mile relay team beat the P. C. four,iLum Bago pounced upon me with all! ,- L —J __ his fu,.y and fumes. Every tune I| batted my eye, I squirmed and sqUcal-* ed. Such pain had neyer been heard and irrevocably whether he will take Jthe right fork or the left. There is little doubt in the impar tial observers’ minds which fork he! the spear 186 feet to defeat Blackw^ell of Clemson. , Clemson’s freshmen defeated the will choose, once he decides that the Presbyterian yearlings. 68 to 50. time has come to make the definite xhe varsity summary: decision. He will choose the road lead-} lOO-yard dash: Lynn, Clemson; oG no—not in all Israel or anywhere else. Lumbago is a cross betwixt neu ralgia, sciatica, rheumatism, gumboils, tooth-ache aqd cai^uhcles. After taking 3 bottles of lumbago medicine, which helped it considerably <L.vv..=.^w. ..V ..... —to get worse, I bought me a nice 4- ing to the right. But until he does, byj pord, Clemson; Yearout, Presbyteftan.}leaf clover type poroih? pla.ster and .positive word and act, demonstrate ^ Time., 9.6 seconds. had my old lady paste it on the proper that he is not going to follow that al-j 220-j’ard dash: Lynn. Clemson; luring left trail toward which some oft Yearout, Presbyterian; Bradley, Pres- his counselors and aides have been: byterian. Time, 21.2 seconds, subtly trying to shunt him, the uhcer-. 440-yard run: Clark, Presbyterian; tainty which now beclouds the future Winget, Presbyterian; Winn, Clem- a strange man who looked like john dillenger w'as si^en in town last night.! someboddy reported that he had benn 1 ketched, but even if he ha^l htmn lock ed up, he has had plenty time to make* another w’ooden pistol and bivak out of jail, he was traile<l for 3 hours by . the postmaster and the drug stoar clerk; they have studdied being a de tective by male and suspishioned him on sight, they got his finger prints off the pump handle w’hei'e he pump ed hisself a drink of watter, an<i sent them to chicargo. course of the nation will continue to act as a heavy brake upon industrial and business recovery. Recovery Here, Capital Timid Recovery is under way. Of that there is no doubt. But it is tardy and timid, because of the fear of owners of capital, banks and institutions of credit, that if they put their money or their credit at work in productive enterprises—which every one of them, to the last man. is eager to do—Wash ington may spring some new and un expected restrictions, upon the indus tries and projects in which they have invested. Most of that lear is exaggerated, but capital is notoriously timid, and the banks have had a .-^harp lesson inf the folly, not to ^ay wickedness, ofj lending other |HH>p!e's money, their: depositor.^’, on insufficient security. i And there has not only been .so much son. Time, 53.1 seconds. 880-yard run:. Forehand, Presbyte rian; Clark, Presbyterian; Roberts, Clemson. Time, 2 minutes,*8.8 seconds. One-mile run: Watson, Clemson; Yarborough, Clemson; Scott, Clemson. Time, 4 minutes, 57 seconds. Two-mile run: Hudson, Presbyte rian; Altman, Clemson; Sims, Clem son. Time, 10 minutes, 39.3 seconds. 120-yard high hurdles: Ackis, Clem son; Rawls, Clemson; Waldrep, Pres byterian. Time, 16.5 seconds. 220-yard low hurdles: Folger, Clem son; Teirra, PresbyterW; dreen, Clemson. Time, 26 second.^. ^ Discus; McConnell, Clemson; Wil banks, Presbyterian; Parks, Clemson. Distance, 136 feet, 5 inche.s. i Shot put: Dillard, Clemson; McCon nell, ('lemson; Sims, Presbyterian. Di.>^tance, 40 feet, 2 3-4 inches. ; .lavelin: Freeman, Presbyterian; place north of my thighs over my spinal column, and on other portions of my anatomy. It helped me to some extent; I found that I could get out of the car without crying out loud, where as, before attaching it, I always cried outloud. I wore it Monday and Tuesday and Wednesday, but the thermometer went up to *90 Thursday, and that plaster began to give me much concern. It evi dently had cayenne pepper and ground glass and chiggers and yellow-jackets under it. It itched and burnt and stung worse than lumbago could possibly hurt. I stood it' till dinner-time. I reached home perspiring much sweat, red of face, w’atery of eyes, and oth erwise physically ami meutally-jpibal- anced. I. talk from the “collectivists” in Blackwell. Clemson; Wilbanks, r Pres- officc here, hut many evi- hyter:an. Distance, IS6 feet, 5 inches. “Left denies Tf “Le'fT”"mflwn<i m'''various ; High jump: McMahon, Clemson, and legislative proposals which have l»een - Lipsco^. tied t*;*- first; put up to congress with the word “the ISims. Presbyterian. Height. •> feet, pi-esulent wants this to pass as it is,”.inches. „ that conservatives can hard’y ]ye\ Broad jump: Robinson ( lemson, -mw>T for wT.TmvTi^ Mr.i Lipscomb. ( lem<on; Tarothers. Ires- I decided to have that porous plas ter detached from my back and give my* wife the job of removing it. .She enjoywi her jol). She would jerk about one-tenth of an inch of it liKise at a time, then stop and smile! Tlien she would repeat the dose, and then she would laugh a while. Every time she ])ulled that plaf^ter the least bit, she iemoveii much fuzz; that’s what made it hurt. She kept up this very pleasant task for 30 minutes. a new garrage is going up in ourj midst and it will he called the supper-' service station, it will sell gass and! oil andycarry-seen, soft'drinks (;ind,* mehhe a' fc^y harrf nhes), fix pimr-1 tures, give away free wind and watter, | road maps, and <lo genneral repair j work as soon as his tools conte. he is i a native of,flat nn’k, but married a couhty-.seat girl in 1930, but she (piit him in 1932. • yores trulie, mike Clark, rfd, . ^ corry spondent. turned from all the in-jbyterian. Distance. 21 feet, l.o inches. Roosevelt ha:' fluence- and principles of hi^ jiast. Still (hn .Main Line Let it be said right Tiere that there owni vault: Lipscomb, Clemson; I Parks. Clemson. ai^l Underwood, Pres- Ibvterian. ticHl *’"■” ‘ I ’ for''second. Height, 11 s . Relay: Clemson winner (Roberts, Winn. Robinson. Lynn L Time, 3'min is no foundation for'such a suspicion. And let it be added that, even among those who h.rbor such fears there > has been little or no diminution in the' ; j ] ' . ^ ~ president’s personal popularity. And nating from the That - That poaiuis plasLex had glue on it that would stick hn elephant to the Rock of Gibraltar. It fetehed the hitle in a few places: My wife would rest betwixt pulls, and go talk over the phone a minute or so. It wa^ as much fun to her as the Follies was to me the fir.st time I saw it or them. I.cried CITATION FOR LETTERS OF ADMINISTRATION The State of South Carolina, Laurens County. By Ross D. jYoung, Probate Judge: Whereas, Mrs, Lena Bell Copeland made suit to me to grant her Letters of Administration of the estate and effects of John M. Copeland, These are, therefore, to cite and ad- monish all and singular the kindred and creditors of the s^aid John M. j Copeland, deceased, that they he and apjiear before me, in the ('ourt of Probate, to be held at Laurens Court House, Laurens, S. C., on April 26th, lt>34, next, after publication hereof, at 11 o’clock in the forenoon, to show cause, if any they have, why the sai l A STOCK COMPANY Tht /Etn<B L.i(« Affiliated Cowpanitt art a group of ttoclc companlat/ wlkic6 meant primarily that the ftmt cost of an /Etna Automobile policy b the Utt eoela there being no possibility of assessment or other obligation. Another important rtasoo why ''it pays to b« iCtna-ixad." /Etna -lie today—Your money can not boy insurance more dependable*. S. W. SUMEREt, Aetna-izer ...... ' ' Jacobs Building • Phone 80 and begged and prayed, but realized, all along that we (me and it) must part. We finally parted, but I was so weak I couldn’t wiggle a tpe for 25 minutes. From now on, 1 shall tough out my lumbago. that is true of the nation at large. The i label ha-< h^n Uken to mean that Mr. great nia.ss of the people, while not: Roosevelt has ^rsonally drafted or professing to understand everynhing read the bill or dictated its detai s and tha- is being done her^ to try.to im-ithat it b therefore .sac4-ed dqvvn to the prove conditions, even though many ’ last comma. But now it turns out that are doubtful about the ultimate .sue- this has true m only^few in- - ^ cess of s<,nie of the frankly experi-' stances. Mr. RcK>sevelt has approved jm front of .the p..^ offis the Flat Rock Breveties a verry .sad death almost took place morn- i0i?!EiEa;i air'tene'Tri^tha; 'ois.'.l<-!.-iraic<l the draftins of tliem aen.s? the stre.d and a l.iK truck mi.s- Krank Roosc«U .HI pulfur.h^ n.cn he trusted, who have son,,*- cd her only ti or . fewt. ha,I she of principle of some of the major jing. mrs, tessie green was walking i. .^rndehovv This IS not bemg set dc-wn'times. in -urn. delegated the task'to benn killed, .she would of o?Th. p^^nient. bu, clever, deft your.,t lawyers who have at rehoher lonrorrow. she Is to W e..n- rather to .show the rea-sons for .such let their i.ieahsiu run away w,th their jnatulated onner count of heink' ha.e- distrust as exists ai^d to i>oint out' judgment. .And some of the-e bills, ly mi.ssed by the .-aid li uck. tha* it is on the way toeing removed.;"hich the president himself nevei j For, whether the statement.^ made to Professor Wirt, of Gary, by some read fore have grone to congress and be- the public as “administration of the young men who have such an jinea-«ures. Mliie finger in the pie here were in- j The general feeling and not by tended to be uken seriously or hT5l,|an> ineaa^'-aolely -among the no intelligent person accuses Dr. Wirt'dent’s personal or iwhtical opponents, of faking them. .And a critical exami- is that Dr. Wirt performed a real pul^ nation of much of the new deal legi^jlic service by making his sUrt mg lation that has been enacted and ofj charts public just at the time that the new so-called “administration he did. It has had the net result o bills” yet to be acted on by congress, checking the activities of some of the discloses subtleties of phrasing which, dot making them mean precise ly the opposite of what they seem to mean, could have precisely the effect which Dr. Wirt’s informants predict ed, that of making it so impossible for — capital to do business as to wreck all the recovery plans. Some Misondcratandings There has been a tendency, both in and out of Washington, to accept ev er^’ legislative measure without ques tioning it, if it was labelled as ema- enthusiasts for the “revolu- 0. E. TribUe Go FUNERAL DDtECrOBS I. EMBALMS Itey Night 24, 2»3 255 ClillHMi ardent tion.” Ghveramcat Syat^J^^l? ' There is no idea in the minds of the great majority of congress that the time has come, or is ever likely to come, for hamstrin^ng and crucifying the system uiyder which they and their constituents have grown up and pros pered pretty well, on the whole. They would like to find ways to cure some of the obvious faults in the system, and so would everybody else, but they have no idea of killing it. And neither has the president of th^ ' United Sutes, the Hon. Franklin Del- 1 ano Roosevelt. Much of the suspicion w^ted earlier doid>tless arises from tlW 'preS- ident’s avowed sympathy with the “under dog^ in ^ battle of life, a sympathy which most people share but can be and is interpreted by A^ny Us extewfing to the ultimate political aspiratkma supposed to be held by all >the “under dogs," which are assumed ito bead toward Moscow. I Mr. Rooaevdt is not heading that I way. Those who'know best what is in his mind predict that it will not be ilong before he makes that perfectly clear, by actions as well as by words. the c. w. a. monney for the water work.s ami .'^ue-age plant for flat rock has not benn received up to now. our poleesman has rote a letter to the ^fvrkcrierry of war asking hjtYl to hurry .same fon\’ard befoar hot wea ther .sets in. the c. w. a. workers ain’t verry much on working enduring the summer time, he will all.so rite our congressman, provided he can find out his name and address about it. the fine jersey cow' which belongs to the community chlst, and who is pa.ssed around amongst the worthy folks in need to be milked by them V.'HAT DO DO? (Georgia) third. Distance, 184 feet, 5 inches. 120-yard high hurdles: Maddox (Georgia) first; Waldrep JP. C.) sec ond; Guerard (P. C.) third. Time, 15.5 seconds. 880-yard run: Patillo (Georgia) first; Forehand (P. C.) second; Har well (Georgia) third. 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