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PAGE SIX -■ / / / / A TIIE CLINTON CHRONICLE. CLINTON. S. C. \ THCRSDAY. JULY 2/. 1^33 1k DCCTCk* iXiHN JOSEPH GAINI5Ma MORE ABOUT FAT 'Nearly every week* I am beset with I pleas for “somethinff that will help; me rediK-e.” So, listen, ye fat people— j esp< cially the sisters. No u.se to talk, (IREEI) Nellie (iray died a few wee^ts apo, to the fat hoys—they’d rather be fat! A chionic invalid, tricked out of her Therefore, my (rood ladies, this is ex- small inheritance as a younp woman, pressly for you. she had been the town pauper of West The latest (and I truly believe best) Stockbridpe. Mass., for twenty year.*, advice is, don't adopt a populuj" fad. Then a biothei died and left hei 1 Don’t po’on a diet of carrots, or spin- 0(M). The first thinp Nellie did with | ach, or starch-free bosh nor on any the money v\a.'' to f>a\ back to the “onUpiece fodder.” Stick to a van-ty town all the mpney the taxi»ayer.s had | of food, and keep y()ur healt h and ( onti ibuted to her supfiort. I strenplh—fat or lean. T am Ireatinp’ Only one of .Nellie’s relations ever f a lady at this time, ape. Id; five feet ^i.d anything for her when she was tall; weighs HO. Her flesh is firm, and i)o<)i-. lie was a cousin who was aimost her circulation ideal. Nolhinp wrorif as hard up as she was. Hut as soon as anywhere—only overw-eiphl. and it’ she pot her inheritance relations solid musck—not adipose. Even cor- flocked to her house from all direc- rect mental poise. Happy disposition, turns. When she died seventeen dif-j F'ull sleeves pive smart width to the shoulders of thi.s bolero en.semble, f^'hich is appropriate for daytime' wear. . The yoke, tie, belt and puffed-under I sleeve may be of j>lain crepe which; 1 he bolero jackt t and the re.' t of the ^nbetnUe Want to know my advice to her? Here ferent famili.es claimed a share in her jj,. estate. They had left her to' starve, j “Now. I want you to po about this but now they wanted her wealth. . ,• thinp in a sensible way..Eat of any-1 The probate court examined all the: thinp you like, just so it’s a wide va-' claim.s. There was no claim on behalf! runy. 1 want plenty of'pit‘t*n stuff— of the only relation who had ever done ! _^enty of fruits and vepetables. If anythinp to befriend Nellie dray. He ; anythinp is cut down severely, let it said he didn’t need it; he could pet j Iu‘ tlu' thinps that prow beneath the,alonp. lit* wouldn t like anyone to! -in y»vden. Turnjps. car-i think he’d been kind to his cousin in ! rots, beets, rutabapas, jidtatoes.^iet-Hhe“TJftp#"arJ! lof tra/.e from afar on these, if any- out e\en-han<jed Jic-tky tllld thinp is cut out entirel.v. .-XiunuMe: ^ sin pot half of the estate, to the dis- Vou eat iust half of what you’ve been 'puM of the scviuitc'en preedy'one’-. consiiminp. Do tie- halvinp yourseif.j In this l.nperfect world it is hut of- l.eave half on the flish. It’s easy. Half, ten that I nin across a human situ- plass of milk. Half a piece of pie. Oiiejation wd.ich so well bears ont the be- sliee (d bacon, if used to two. Half- lu f that npht and justice will always cup coffee. If two biscuits, use one. IteiiU'Uibei just fialf of e'.'ev.v disi you’ve be«n usinp. Obey nte to the letter and come- back in oni' W(‘ek to weiph. ’ I riumpb in thi t nd. I sri’ER.sTn ION In my bo.vhood I used to hear Imck country peojde sa.v that it was danper- Tbis pood lady had potten down to {(, drink froiii an open stream or two meals a day! .And ati* the major' Tlu“y told widrd tab's of per- portion of a hall-bushel at cadi — swallowed frops’ epps mostly carrots and spinach! which hatched in their insides. ,Some- .Now, you’ll be listeninp at the key-lizard epps. 1 remember, hole, to hear how this pirl pets alonp. | many yeairs apo a pruesome | If I have luck 111 tell you about ^ nian who had thus accident-i ults later. a,l|y siaall'^wed an allipator epp, and i 1187 7 ir Here’?? One Good Way To END AGONY OF NEURITIS was devoured from within by the rep-I tile ^’hich"hatched in his .stomach. I irnapine that belief is as old as; humanity. Fidk ipnorant of physiolojry i attributed internal pains to some sort! of an actual reptile in their vitals. But|^**‘^*’^ piinted ciepe I'-.r A ^ ^ IT! i;>: sur 34, y. 3ft. 40 'ir •’ S'-ui I S I <'»'?> vmii tf AMK, Mnmss, siM.i- Kt;Aini-.K .u»d Tu rrr t03 p.,r!, , \ .V ' j 'i, ..ii -.i..;'!, sK'V. .,y r'.i.-r' ■ li ' It flower Newark Man Knows How Loses 1(1 Founds. !l had suppo.sed that everybody knew i and in these enliphtened days to realize the impossibility of sifeh hap- ipeninps, until I -saw a newspaper ar ticle from a seashore resort the ot her I excellent materials made model The slim skirt has pan^s cut in an interestinp way, and en^s in pleats. (lay printed cotton or linen are also or this easily- “(lentlemen: I used Kruschen Salts to try and p»d rid of NeurFfis from At.,.„,,linp to this story a .vounp wo-! Desipned in b s/^es: HI, bb, .‘{H, 40 which I had suftered for one yi'ar 'U ,„hi, vvalkinp on the beach [licked .(2. Siz.e .'tk re/(uires 4 l-.k yards of my Icff > a li‘t!'' I ! .p’l in vvafci boulder and arm. ... I took I’ the sails in the morniirp-, ^ m my coflee, otlier times I would also occfisionall.v tiiki a (lose ill water at iiifht la fore retir.np. l or mouths 1 used the .sitlis and V lull' I lost Dt poimds in vveprht, the paiM 111 my shoulUei 11A^' I'.N TIRI IA DIS MM’KAKliD'-Duim.r-- the timi I wu-' lakmp tlii' -alt.' I reeeued no o Me'’ nicdirnl t-'t* ;»,o 1. um f iily e' nv'iued the Ivr is-’l.cM S:dts did tin ki k.” < , K. M'lrra.v. .\ew; ik. N .1. Taie o’’,I halt lea powut.i! ot a '•chea .'ah’ oi a pla ot ho! water <ver> oiorrami .t jai la.sl.’' 1 v'eeks pet 't a; 'l ouiip's I’harmai’V or any (irupr;.t in the wothl costs hut .h t rifle what she thoupht.was a pearl. She put It in her inoiith and aceidentally sw.’il- o'J inch materijil/and one yard of con trast inp m;it»‘'i;il fos’ yoke, tie, puff lowed It. ,\nd some time later. ac< o* d- .^l,.,,vcs aiid hjdl rip to 1 h«' account, she died in apoay. (lev'oiired hy an octopas which liad lialclu d from the epp that she had mistaken foi’ it pearl! Xpjiiirently there ;ire sti!! (leoplt pulld b cMouvh to swallow sueh stor ies. .\pe.old heliefs do not vanish ilS si leed 'ty ITT A)ir»- face, n t kttow l-erIpe as I had imapine 1. Gray.Cilourt-Owings Faculty Announced Owinps, .Iuly'22. Superintendent S. </. (lamtirell has announced the fol- (• ,|i son. lui • .NO I K K or I OS I (T.irnric \ I h (if DEI’OSn .Notice :> la re'iy piveti thiit a <'er tlflCiite ef D’'poslt \o. .'doS i.ssUcd by The t ■oi'ime' Cial"' ttalik of c'hhton. .'south > a.iiTr.-i. in . favor ^oT SliTdiTi ot. w liv failed to work. ^ I’ltls. dati’': .April l.'n ItbH. for the "(pf course. 1 see now what w.is ,4be .sum of Oiio IDindied (tfinn.lHt) t»ot- nuUTmV* the poor semi lunatic told lars has boon lost or destroyed. That th<‘ d<t<tor. "riu' directions on tlie oox an apjilH ill .on ".11 lie made to llu siud to sprejiil thy l at-poison yn |»iec.t s siiul 1 ommoM ia! Iku k, of ( lihton, S> of i heesc, and 1 forpol llu' i heescl’ ('., for till' , 'U.' iice of a new certifi’-'f' " catc- ill p.a. e of -the one bnst or tic ' s’ io.\ 'sl. ^ 10* ' c. MISS SARAH I'l n'S. lowinp list of ti'iuhers for the (Iray Court-Ow inps school next session: l‘’irs't. gtade, .Miss Beulah Bryson, iif Owinps; st'eond prade, .Miss Helen Wolfe, of Roebuck; overflow .praties, Miss Frances Stewart, of ('oronaca; third pradt*, Mrs. .1. A. (’urry, of Gray <’ourt; fourth prade, .Miss Helen O’Dtdl, of liberty; fifth praile, .Miss .Mary I'eden. of Gray <’ourt; sixth '|\ i.iMinp three boxes of lat poi- prade. .Miss Mary (larrison, of Gray 'Ilia; was an ov.rdos.’. and mir Gouit; seventh prade. S, R. Gain, of pot I :d of It so iiuickly that h»' Eaureiis. eI rsf I'ut hr' hrrtf bis-(tw tr tdrsit y Hiph. school teachoi's ai'e: S. E. Srrunii of Wanl, pi'ineipal; R. tl. Whiiesules. of Smyrna, mathematics; HI MOI4 T'le f ill iU”'t -ayinp :ii«‘ often not .. iMleilded. '111.' be.-l bit of UMCOll- -eTrlo.-. humo ■ whudi I have beutii lalt*- Iv vva> told I me hy a very aide vv.o- man phvsit .n w lio speeialiy.es in iiieii- a! cases in a New |•',npliln<l city, nor of h< r patients iittempted sui- BARBECUE AUG. 3 Tu l)c* h’i'tn.at Hunter place (>f. (i. r. H'lfard, <»n .laeobs Hieh- —r- ‘ (HAN(F .\t it eha'’ch lawn.party not help apo 1 heard the ministcM’s ihia.piitpr complain, hajf st ritnisly, that younp men shy off fiom pirls who live in a What chance has dauphtii ?” sht' siptied. ii minister’s with tint' eye way. for Benefit of Hopewell^on the handsome younp man who Church. I’rtteeeds will (fo to this tends the soda fountain m the vilhipe church. Miss Hallie .logins, of'laxlpe, science; Miss Fdiza Stokes, of Birminpham. -Ahi.. F.nplish; Miss Emily ('after, of Walhalla, home economics; .MiJis Mary •leffrirat, of Mray* Gmurt. htTclory and Eat in; S^ (’.'.Gamhrv’tl, of Owinps. su- [ici inU ndmit and teacher of apricul- upe. Chevrolet Plant Adds 300 Workers :: I .\ sweepinp revival of business in, . HINN KR IMilCES: _ Ladies .‘Eac Men 50e Children Lie Mr. Ace John.son. e(M)k in ehari^e. Public (’ordiall>>Invited. m Relieved By Taking Cacdui “I was weak and run-down and suffered quite a bit with pains. In my side,” writes Mrs. Nick Bar* ranco, of Beaumont, Texas. "I wa* nervous. 1 did not rest well at nlglit, and my^pi)etlte was pooV, “My mother bad used Cardui with l>eneiidal result, so I decided to take It. I surely am glad I did, for It stopiK»d the pain in my side and Luilt up' my general health. I took a^en bottles in all.” Cardid i^NSoId at all drug atorea. .Irup store, who was devotinp biniself t^e Southeast which has more than to a couple of chatlen'np hiph-sclvo.Vl doubled .sales has led the .Atlanta plant pirl'^ • ~ ~ tbe^ <'FH»viH>le‘t--Mot4\r-iSomivany^-to... H«^r father, overhearinp her. re- take on apfiroximately ;b)()“a<lditional iiiaikeil ' employes during the past two weeks. “A ou make me think of a Metbo.list “To meet the demand for cars, it parsonape in Enpland, where there has become ncre.ssary to increase the Vere t'wo daughters. They may have schedule of production at the Atlanta fell much as you do. but tho.se two plant.” explained E. S. Gostley, south, girls gave the world two of today’s eastern regional manager. “There is most famous men. One of them be- every indication that the business re-, came the mother of Kudyaid Kipling, '''al permanent and has yet to; I the grcalesl living poet, and her sis- »each its full force. Our increa.se of j iter’s son, Stanley Baldwin, became P>’<»duction, so far from being a specu-1 prime minister of England.” 'la^dve measure, actually has been-i E I saw the minister’s daughter a lit- '«ade necessary by an mcrea.se m! lie later, talking earnestly with a continuous over a period of fourj voung college profesgir on vacation, wontlwi, —^.— ’whom most of the village girls have detail ('hevrolet sales in North and branded as a “dud.” 1 couldn’t he sure, 1 Carolina, Georgia, Florida, but 1 thought she was letting him hold,and Kentucky, directed from her hand. AtlanUa headquarters, have shown -> . I sweeping gains since April, Mr. Cost- Mey pointed out. JOBS WHAT DO P. S. Jeanes I'll" mark of a first-rate man is that went at it as if it was the. biggest jobi he is not above taking a second-rate in the world, and within six, months j job if there is a chan^lle in it to prove mis commi.ssion^s were running to as; his own fiist-rateness. 'much as the highest salary he had One young man I know lost his job ever earned. Now he’s the star man of | in the hardest par^ of the depression, j hi.s newspaper organization. tried anything else he could get to | Second-rate man want first-rate BUB^RIBE TO THE CH RON ICLF1 do, • but ill he could get was commission DO? f 4- THAT GIVE MEItWORK -THAT GIVE YOU DRIVIN^SAFETY, CONVENIENCE COMFORT AND LOW DRI VING W / , ’ __ The Unite^States Government has sounded the call, by giving direct grant to the States, of at least four hundre^ million dollars^ for highway improvement. This ^ part of a vast prograip of public works to spr^d national employment and to stimulate business. This work will be done through your own State [ighway Department. The Federal Government asks ^no retprn except that the money be expended wisely— that the improvements be permanent, substan^ tially built and of a type that gives men work. CONCRETE ROADS meet every specification. They are p^^rmanent. Maintenance cost is much less than that of any other type. They give you the greatest driving safety, convenience and comfort. They cost less to drive over—saving you gas, tires, repairs and depreciation. They will give work to men now on doles in your community. Money will flow across the counters of home stores. Insist on CONCRETE for your roads —get the rrtosi and the best road for the money —and the maximum err:ployment for labor! PORTLAND CEMENT Has puileJ /\ merica out of the mu J! Remember the roads of 1910? Narrow strips of dirt-^ankle- deep dust—quagmires of mud— The cost of moving goods was tenihcL —— — “ The engineers have built, with cement, a network.of coNCRErc highways through(lui 11)e nation that is nearly one hun dred thousand miles in length. Cement spanned great rivers and broad valleys with concrete. Cement made t.be mtxienn motor vehicle practical; marie iiiotiif* ing a i)art of oui daily ld«. ft further Infe^ motion writo tho Comont SorvAoo Mon, cwro ofi PORTLAND CEMENT ASSOCIATiON Hurl Builbirg ATLANTA, GA. HEACE S TRANGE fact about the tire business is — the PRICE of all tires is about 4.40-21 5.25-IH 4.40-21 S7.05 $10.05 $5.50 4.50-21 5.50-19 4.50-20 $7.80 $11.50 $5.S5 4.75-19 6.00-19 > . 4..50-21 ' $8.35 $13.05 $6.15 5.00-19 6.50-19 4.75-19 $8.9^ $15.05 $6.65 $7.45 $8.10 5.50-19 $9.35 alike. You mTgliit as welU pick the best—in qu^ty, in safety, in mileage. What*s the best in quality^ TTie public says Goodyear— preferred by more people than any THREE other mstkes. What*s the best in safety? Accurate tests on wet con> Crete show Goodyears will stop 2L c^r quicker than any other tire.'The next best tire skidded 10% more—other tires skidded up to 77% more under exactly the same conditions. WhaPs the best in mile- age? Bus fleet records show Goodyear Tires give 97% more mileage than they gave five years ago. Now that all prices are headed UP—it’s more im portant than ever to get the most for your money. Bet ter look over your tires and buy new Goodyears now while prices are still low. Tin® rm]^r EfWJ'DDSy ttTSelUSClvfFrtislTfg on COmmis.sion. neTnake their own first-rate jobs.' •$ t » ‘i '■ V: