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'* - . - t.f Fi f ■' w. I ^ { U ! 1 H t> r, ■*- mr,*n ___ ^ . * » ' •: '"V g PAGE TWELVE THE CLINTON CHRONICLE, CMNTON. S. C. THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 1925 J. B. FRONTIS % JEWELER CLINTON. S. C.. PLANTS FOR SALE Peppers-sweet and cay- eene, egg plants, wilt- proof tomatoes, and Por to Rican potato slips. WHAT IS INTERESTING? CCOLIDGE COMMON SENSE. THE “NO-MAN” HUSBAND. JOHN D’S GRANDSON. GEO. H. ELLIS HB- L' 1 : * c the BULL’S EYE Editor mod Qtntrmf Mmnmqdr WILL ROGERS 1 Another ‘Bull’ Durham adver* titcment by Will Rosen,Zieefeid Follies and screen star, and lead* ing American humorist. Mora coming. Watch for them. If Those Two Boys Chauncey and Will I JUST saw a nice write up and Chauncey Depew’s picture in all the papers where he told of his first watch which was an Elgin. Said he kept it for years and somebody stole it on a New York Central train. (That’s what he gets for riding on his own Railroad.) What does he need a watch for anyway, time means nothingto him. He wasinThe Follies the other day, and I introduced him and made him make a speech, he said, “I have been entertaining au diences for 91 years and have never found it necessaryto usea Lariat yet”. The old rascal hung one on me. Now the moral of nis story as I could gather it is don’t have an Elgin Watch, somebody will steal it. So my story is carry ‘Bull’ Durham, they may borrow it, but nobody will steal it. Now after looking at this I don’t know whether it is an ad for Elgin Watches, Chauncey Depew, The Follies or ‘Bull’ Durham. Well, they arc; all good. W.C- A c/^■**4? P. S. I’m going to write •otne more pieces that will appear in thia paper. Keep look ing for them. MORE OF EVERYTHIRO for a lot less money. That’s the net of this ‘Bull’ Durham propo sition. More flavor— more enjoyment—and a lot more money left in the bankroll at the end of a week's smoking. TWO BAGS for IS ecRts 100 ciprettes for 15 cats Guaranteed by ^111 Hfth Avenue, New York City WHAT DO \ P. S. 1 KAN 8 DO? Judge Gary says times are all right, business is good, and there is no rea son why it shouldn’t remain good. The recent slump followed too pmch speculating, after the election. COPELAND PLEADS WITH DEMOCRATS New York Senator Calls On Party To Make United Stand and Hits Power Center. New York, April 18.—Making a plea for a united Democracy, Senator Royal S. Copeland, of New York, to night called upon his party to fight against centralization of power at Washington in an address at the Jef ferson Day dinner of the national Democratic party at the Hotel Cpm- modore.- “It is my plea that the united- Democratic party will set its- face against the neglect, abuse and distor tion of the American Magna Charter,” he said, speaking of the Constitu tion. & High finance, and middle class fin ance, ridiculously and unnecessarily j frightened by La Follette’s candidacy went on a stock gambling debauch when the danger was over. The slump is the headache following the de bauch. Great is the power of science, which has found a way to prevent death by gas asphyxiation. Oil of red peppers h mixed witft the gas in minute, in expensive quantities. While the gas burns you don’t notice it. But if the gas is turned on unlighted, or there is # leak, the pepper oil, mixing in with the air, cause* violent sneezing, forcing you to rush from the house for relief. Simple and sure. • “We must stand shoulder to should er for those lofty principles which Jefferson taught us and which he so «obly exemplified. We cannot serve the people if we are torn by internal dissension or weakened by half-heart ed devotion to the cause of political freedom. “It is my prayer for New York state and for New York city that we may develop a solidarity in party un rivaled by any other section in any other period. v , “If we can stand together in New York, we have set a wqrthy example for other cities and other states. We have it in our power to lead the way. With proper cbnstitutional agencies our party is on the high road to service and success.” Other scientists seeking to find metal alloys that will forever resist corrosion hope to produce “an auto mobile that will never wear but.” To day’s automobiles answer the descrip tion pretty well, if you keep them oiled and give them decent care. Professor Bonnevie, of Oslo Univer sity, says a man need not be so wise after all, in order to know his own father. Paternity can be proved, the pro fessor says, by the resemblance'of a child’s fingerprints to those of his father. Professor Bonnevie, who is a lady, can instantly identify the father of any young baby by the finger-prints. President Coolidge talked good com- mon sense on “givihg preference. to home industry and American work men.” Newspapers say he “defended” such preference, but there is no need for defense. The duty of a nation, its govern ment and its chief executives is to work for that nation, and for the working people that have created if.~ Asserting that there is a real need for the Democratic party, he predict ed that it would not be long before it would resume control of the govern ment. t)omestic and foreign matters, he said, have been badly handled by the party in power, while there has been growing steadily an indifference to the rights of the states and rights of the people. “There are invisible forces at work to lift the government above the reach of the people,’’ he said. “Last year the combined profits^of the textile, wool, worsted, cotton goods and metal manufacturers amounted to almost two billions of dollars. .This vast sum equals in value more than a quarter of the total receipts by the farmers of the United States for all the crops they raised last year. Such exorbitant profits ate made possible by favoring legislation and high tar iffs, in short by control, of govern ment. The British are not bashful about giving the preference to British work ers. In every advertisement you read “British Made,” or “British Built.” Too many Americans brag about the fact that what they offer is “im ported from England,” as though there were nothing fit to produce or, use in this country. If you MAKE your money in America SPEND it in America. Miss Nora Bayes’ experience com mands respectful attention. Return ing with her fifth husband, she says she is on her first real honeymoon; because this husband is a “NO MAN.” The experienced lady divides hus bands into the weak “YES-MAN,” and the powerful, manly “NO-MAN.” An interesting definition of hus bands, but there is such a thing as saying “NO” too often. Who knows but No. 6 may be another “YES- MAN”? Fowler McCormick, grandson of John D. McCormick, and heir to a great Harvester Trust fortune, is working as a day laborer in a har vester plant sorting out heavy metal castings. ‘There’s a hero for you,” says pub lic opinion. Men succeed and rule other men by the use of the mental MAIN SPRING. The three greatest rulers of men in history are Alexander, Cae sar and Napoleon. None of them started in as a simple soldier in the ranks. Alexander at thirty was ruler of the world. Caesar started in Roman politics, became a soldier, went to Gaul and grew powerful enough to frighten the Senate, and he ruled the world, in cluding Rome. Napoleon went to a military aca demy, studied and read books, used his brain, and HE ruled the world. “What is the easiest way to control government? By centralization? By bureaucracy ? By placing in the hands of a small group in Washington all the powers and functions of govern ment? That is the way to, make it easy to manipulate .and manage pub lic affairs. When the few can make the laws and legislate for the whole country there is no dopbt Ayhat group will hold the offices and clothe them selves with kingly power.” The best way to combat centraliza tion, he said, is to cling to the sover eignty of the states. The slogan, “States’ rights,” he asserted, unfor tunately is connected with the slavery question. “Reserved powers of the states,” he suggested as a more accurate term. Not only is it unconstitutional to de prive the states of what is theirs, buf it is unwise for local communities to submit to the direction of overloads at Washington,” he added. KEEPING WELL OVERWORKING THE OLD HEART Dll. FREDERICK H. GREER Editor of ’“HEALTH** To have a son worth while, give him the best chance you can. First, good health, then educatibn, then a good start. MOTHER’S DAY . Comes May 10th r*. Remember Her With SADLER-OWENS ' PHARMACY AT UNION STATION TEL. 400 TF YOU had a pump that had been working steadily and faithfully for fifty years, without ever miajqng * stroke or foiling to 'do its work, you’d be pretty well satisfied to let It alone, wouldn’t you? You wouldn’t expect it, after nil those years of service, to do the work of a new machine and to pump four or five times its usual amount. You’d know if you did something would be apt to break. The human heart, whatever poets may say about It, is just a pump. Steadily, regularly, from sixty to sev enty times n minute, sixty minutes every hour, twenty-four hours every day, all the days of your life from birth until death. It goes on pumping, pumping. Dilating and contracting with every beat, it forces the blood all over the body. As long as it works perfectly, yon never know it’s there. But no machine is as strong, aftsr fifty years’ work as It was at tan or twenty. So no heart at fifty can stand what the heart Ain at twenty-five. Julius Flelschmann, millionaire yeast king of Cincinnati, was a great lover of sports, especially outdoor games. He played polo and tennis and handball. All excellent games but strenuous. Mr. Flelschmann was fifty- two but in perfect health. The other day he played an espe cially fast game of polo. When the game was over, he rode to the side lines and dismounted. Then, before any one could get to him, he dropped dead. ** ’ Wuat happened? The doctors said “dilated heart. ' What made the heart dilate? Fifty-two years. Polo and tennis and handbell and football and basket ball are all splen did games—for young men. Bat they are too fast and call tor too much heart strain te he safe amusements for men past tfas^r youth. ¥■ ”./ > Y 1V1 ^ HZ iLY N jrl o H .Wish i.t iu/s the World in Motor Car Value Advanced Six I our-Door Coupe Vive V(isscn<rcts $2190 /. o. b. 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