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. The Office Cat By JUNIUS - Pessimistic "It makes me sore," Said Uncle Jawn; "I must admit I'm sorely vexed; No sooner is One Christmas gone Than I must save Up for the next!" If you save your penhies the dollars will take care of the lawyer who breaks your will. Burbank is an honest grafter. When a garage advertises "Starting and lighting a specialty," seems they ought to go into the aeroplane busi ness if they can start and light suc cessfully. Little Known Facts of History Milton wrote "Paradise Regained" after lis mother-in-law died. A blotter absorbs everything and gives out nothing. Don't be a blotter. The niati who used to have his hair cut by his mother now hill a son who has his finger nails cut by a flapper while the barber is shampooing his hair and the porter is shining his shoes. Old Father Hubbard went to the cup-board to get himself a drink, and when he got there the cupboard was bare,. so he took one from the sink. After all, Brother Ziegfeld is the first man to succeed in making money on his folies. Joe the Plodder says. Don't chew the rag. Consider the mouth who hasn't a friend in the world. Post Mortem Knowledge Stranger pause as you pass by; As you are now, so once was I. I learned alas, when all too late, That hooch and driving do not mate. Foolish Etiquette When Struck By An Automobile. A s You Are about to be struck, reach out quick ly and, seizing one of the rubber tires, tear it from the rim. This will at least give you an air cushion resting place. Apologize Humbly to the chauffeur, a gentle action that will possibly save you from arrest. A -wise form of address is to praise the make and speed of his machine. Depart as gracefully as possible. The most fashionable way is in an ambulance. You gotta hand it to Will Rogers. sez lie: "I quit the movies with the same wife I started with." Most of Speakin Have You Too Much : Of course .nol Put your sui and it will eal Then in the < will reap the early thrift. 4 This is a bank th the people it does Are you one of th Home Bans CHARLTON Di T. M. WELLSL, geo i 1it their Yiiv VIt1 the :: saint: movies they started in. The - fellow who can crank/ a Ford car in winter and keep sweet, could lie down and let a pet snake crawl all over his naked body. Joe the Plodder says it doesn't pay to be crooked. Even' the cork screw is out of a job. If you wish-.to avoid, the annoyance of being pestered by your relatives, spend your money as yoiu get it,'sUg gests, one of our readers. Longfellow wrote: "She knows how much it is best to show." The modern maid is vindicating the poet's obser vation. _ An editor was murdered in Arkan sas and the murderer was sentenced to 99 years in prison, while-k fellow that killed a lawyer got off with seven years. Prospective murderers please take notice. Protect the birds. The dove brings peace and the stork brings tax ex emption. One good thing about this bobbed hair fad, is that your wife can't find any hairpins in the auto, Let's disarm the bihmob who. picks his teeth with his pocket knife, sug gests a subscriber. It takes 64 muscles of your mug to look cranky and only 14 muscles work when you smile. It don't look right. Here's Foch with eleven LL. 4. Degrees while lots of us have to -o through the winter -without any at all. NELLIE BLY, 56, OF TOUR FAME, DIES Newspaper Woman Outdid Jules Verne Here By Circling Globe In 72 1-2 Days. New York, Jan. 30.-Nellie Bly, newspaper woman, who achieved fame by a spectacular trip around the world in record time, died today at. St. Mark's Hospital. Pneumonia, from whic hshe had suf fered two weeks, was the cause of her death. Nellie Bly's trip around the world was made for the New York World to prove the possibility of Jules Verne's imaginative story, "Around the Worll In Eighty Days." Circled World in 72 1-2 Days She went Verne more than seven (lays better, finishing the circuit in a little more than seventy-two and one-half days. In later years she devoted most of her activities to solving the heart problems of young women who sought advice through her newspaper colu mn. At the time of her death she was a member of the staff of the New York Evening Journal. g to 'U! MIoney ? :. You need more. rplus in this ,bank rn more. lecline of life you rewards of early some in today. at believes in business with. em? & Trust Co. iRANT, Presidenat Cashie. New Spring Patterns iniDres Q nghain 25e quality'as dsplayed in no < . 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Seamattnda wth the shteing aprnter wrd, overment Oroul adursuted Gh' e _ellercottonco-perativelynextal Chicagemnufactuer, two cmarried Whpen he why t the Quest and( h'adrece sid:"oedt rltv swl h amr fTxs ka hertat the agff, 72.cShe invlve thntlkedrwithei comanioand s. a10 a onoth lyeg dativitiso eti oaoth thsearfesolna, Caissspp ano Quithe were 30 .t b ku c .t her ociock w ireles morn of ples ons i t or Ui e e wou Shfeena 5 years lat the tieman Hauary sai heit wshr anotsfiintl ter them Ifna conjunct nt sugerastatsoftecodnet dierd eavgto hipwfosweone- rakfndl. e h otr whcexticn, exirt A mentwh areo JanfOrme Gha goodNpogres shipof he ronCla Maufacurig hd hrdl beun pepaingrem- rgtio ith lxco.Anscyagin s bigmd ntesg pitti CopnnteAeianSeBr diswhingtnhen exploreprednwth. quesionw astha prceds agains Mtt .ANG .C. rel Compan. Sh .-Moteneto tve u . H.tterinicthra nounce vrmntwuldusu e mangeeno f ires two coners noinations of BejinF themQeti anegd psha:ccrdig athe wee eforced etwbanue, wthe Thmino Nwbrlsse, owat. egTed consdratoreclae thatcon- O S nad Seh was Sir Eeasolt hketn time Citadsel, sad ofwa Jeot suDev tly er ithmIasasbesugtd,----- - ---- herd th-po ernl.t aie MietrtIn gnrhAerali ico whoere DN. G. DINKINS British exlrrI N d T s anno unce I uTAE, to DE T idhi me at th is g vrmnettm t t ne Attorneys-at-Law - ment to the world, made yesterday United States Naval Acadlemy at An wvhen the body arrived at Monti- napolis. Mr. Domjinick also announc- GQ~VERNOR SIGNS' COTTON , MANNING, S. C. vedieo. The dlelay, La Naciones' edl his nomination of Thomas G. . MARKETING CONTRACT Montvide corespndet wrtesRoche, of Abbeville, now at Clemson Moteido oresonen witsfor a cadetshi> at the Miliary Acad- R. 0. Purdy S. Olive O'Bra was described by Capt. L.. Hussey, emy at West point. Columbia, Jan. 81.--Governor Coop-.ve ryn wvho accompanied the body, s du 'la , e r has affixed his signature to the cot-- - PURDY & O'BRY"AN c ^t to a series of wireless misha . MEXICAN PRESIDENT - ton coo-perative marketing -contrant Attorneys 'and Counseloirs at Law Sir Ernest dliedl aboard the steam- ' IS -WELL SATISFIED and given out a statement expressiny MANN- .C ship Quest, on which he was mak- - the eai-nest hope that'the organization -MNIG .C ing another Antarctic voyage, while Mexico City, ' Jan.'~ 30.-Negotia- of the South Carolina Cotton Grow anchored off South Georgia Island tions between the Mexican ggvern- era' Co-operative Association would on January 5. His body was taken mont and New York are "procd- be successfully completed. FRED I ESESNE to M~ontevideo on the' first leg of inig with sa 'dfaction to all con' "Now that the boll weevil is upon Attorney-at-Law the trip home aboard the Norwe- cernedl, and every clay brings a us it is going to be necessary for the gian steamer Professor Cruvel. settlement nearer," said President farmers of the State to do three MANNING, S. C.. dapt. Hussey bore a death cer- Obregon today. - things," said the governor. "First, tificate madec out at South Geor- Referring to the agreement with they must diversify their crops; gin, Island, reading: the American oil men, President second, they mAt cultivate intensive MONEY TO LOAN "I, Alexander Mackln, certify to Obregon . asserted that an amicable ly the cotton they do plant ,and third, On Real Eat'ato-Small and Large my best knowledge and belief that adjustment had been reached, buit they must. market this crop - intellig. toans. Long Terms. the cause of death was alheroma that for convenience sake the ~exa ently so as to get the 'best possible Js W. WIDEMAN in the arteries of the heart. Be- port taxes to be collected under prje for it , fore death he had not suffered an the decree of last June are mere- "I am convinced after a study of Atre~tLw infection or contagious disease." ly - deferred indefinitely, awaiting the -matter tha# the solution of the - MANN INI$, S. C. This certificate was signed by a finali agreement with the bank- marketing an of our'I oblem lies. in Dr. MackIn as surgeon of the ox ers- co-operativ' mareting is - . ' pedition. The body arrived at Men. President Obregon explained that only hope for a stabilized marlteo , . U tiv'idieo In an hermetically sealed the money collected for these taxes "A campaign Is now' being' conduct:. iAtre-Lw zinc shell, covered with wood. in to be used for payment on the ed for signatuyse to the eePtrict in Capt. HIussey told La Nacion's foreign debt, and that nasmuch as South Carolin and I earnestly oeS correspondent that the Quest ar- ni-range'ments have not yet been that the organization cornip~ittoeewill rived at South Georgia IslCad with made the revenues are to be held be succesul in securing contracts f. A. Weinberg Tayl&r tu her main wireless plant out of com.. iriet for future- use. "Thei gov-. represernting 400,00.0 bllsqo tliattihe mission due to damage by heavy ernent has, reserved the right, organidation of the atIha ion may WBINDERG & SU 8 storms during the voyage which however," the President "dded, "to be successfully.. coinnleted, -i would Attorneysat'-I aw otherwise was Sauneventful, Si' lotify thmeoil me---tany-tm the dni ev.4f"hiter whoe t to s N* 36-Ich laxn, 5c ualiy, Gaz Navil 82-ric Gigha Tisue