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OYD THE TOP The kaiser called the devil up, On the telephone one day, The girl at Central listened to All they had to say. "Hello," she heard the kaiser's voice, "Is old man Satan home? Just tell him this is Kaiser Bill, That wants him on the phone." The devil said, "Hello" to Bill. And Bill said, "How are you? I'm running here a hell on earth, So tell me what to do.' "What can I do?" the devil said, "My dear old Kaiser Bill? If there's one thing that I can do, To help you, I sure will." The kaiser said. "Now listen, And I will try to tell The way that I am running On earth a modern hell. "I've saved for this for many years, And I've started out to kill, That it will be a modern job, You leave to Kaiser Bill. "My army went through Belgium, Shooting women and children down, We tore up all her country, And blew up all her towns. "My Zepps dropped bombs on cities, Killing both old and young, And those the Zeppelins didn't get We've taken out and hung. "I started] out for Paris With the aid of poisonous gas. The Belgians, damn 'em, stopped us, And would not let us pass. "My submarines are devils, Why! you should see them fight, They go sneaking through the seas, And sink a ship at sight. "I was running things to suit me, Till a year or so ago, When a man named Woodrow Wilson Wrote me to go more slow. "He said to me, 'Dear William, We don't want to make you sore, So be sure to tell your U-boats To sink our ships no more. "I did not listen to him, And he's coming after me With a million Yankee soldiers From their homes across the sea. "Now that's why I called you, Satan, For I want advice from you, I knew that you would tell me .Just what I ought to do." "My dear old Kaiser William, There's not much for me to tell, For the Yanks wil! make it hotter Than I can for you in hell. "I've been a mean old devil, But not half as mean as you, And the minute that you get here I will give my job to you. "I'll be ready for your coming, And I'll keep the fires all bright, And I'll have your room all ready, When the Yanks begin to fight. "For the boys in blue will get you, I have nothing more to tell; Hang up the phone, and get your hat, And meet me here in hell." --Contributei--Charleston American. --W--S-S :38,500 VOLUNTEER NURSES WANTEI) Washington, July 14.-Young wo men of the country between the ages of 19 and :15 are called to the Unitel States student nurse reserve by the woman's committee of the council of ne finl efenise. Thiirty-(eight thou sand and five hundred volunteers a re wanrtedl at once. "Don't let the thought thiat the war' may he endled andl a victorious peace dlechIared befor the work of prepara. t ion is < 'mp letedl deter you from eni terinig t h is serivice,'' a ppeals Dr. A nna I loward Sh'a w, chiai rmtan ofi the comt mitt ee. "Lonig afiter~ peace is co~ncl-udedt t he work of rehabhili tat ion andl reedu cat ion of d isa bledl soldijers will he con. tmnuid; and in addiition to the public h~ealIth service, t he tra ined( nurse wil find' constan tly widening oppiortutn ities for diffteren t lines of loyal and s'al t-t edi usefuieinss. "The call is to allI young womien who are striong, hivalI ma wo~rthy~ of our I (nuntry to eniirodl as soon as poss5ih. ii TIhe student numrrses a re to go toi the arnmv nur~rsim school or to civilianC tramm)in schools, wher~e the coureses .1 ra nge from two to three years inii length. 'The first pulrpose 'is to fill the serious gap caused in the hros pita staffs by the transfer oif .-mnieica nu rses to overseas er~v icr. I~eeruitintg will start .Jculy 29 and wil be (carriedl on byv the staite d ivriin arel the 1 2.00) local unit s of theiiwor.i anis commocite of fi the icoucil oif ian. I ~i~ Ionaldefernse lTe <!uoit as asigned~i. fne states iange~.i fromi t he .1>85 a s : in , to New Ytork I(to 00foiN. vwla, and inihrles Georgi'ca, .8S youing woman in ? the counryr is ur el to re(gisti'r, so there mat~y bei noi shi: _ age ot canduida'Ites. WO't W-N ~ .\ lt WVltli l-:Is W a vis in ii' Ihe - a u 1 i..~i- oc h lo health an~d beau~t~y expiert , of Chicago, to coime hiere in chIargei (of thir hialth an d ree:'iationalI act ivi ties. I ( ierla :-wi be firi' to t hi' women' war worr here. Swximnhunirg piols, tenntris iome.l :ct ivitie's plaonied for therm. ~sstems anrd p'ani sy'stemratic exiercises for them. She wil give a series ot' Jpubbei( lectures,. anid withI her staff,, givye personail a ttent ion to the indi - vidlual needs (if the wvomen. 4rovo's 1'ast eless chill Tonic destroys the malarial icrms which are transmit ted to the blood by the Maoa Mosquito. Price ('0c. -IS How Fr Been "Before the guished French Maitrot, wrote ticles in the 'Et warn France, war, the Frenci would be unabl French army ii fresh meat, -( to the lack of r ating plants anc transportation, to the deficiencj herd." "Since the French army I short of fresh mainly to the pi tion of the Am dustry, and too, live stock breed The fore ment was representat Allies now i: States. Another r< of the Allies "that the Am have been of ti sible assistance and have, by t operation, con utmost degree I prosecution of I Swift & Con WVOltK OF1 HRITI'SII AIIltMEN ,233 Enemiy Planes Destroyed in One Year 1.ond~on, .July 14I.--In one year on he lBri tish wvestern front the IRoyal ir force has accounted( for 3,233 en myI airplanes. In the same periodi the m vat aire li) shot diown t23, a tot al of ,85(;. A\n official staitmtiiit dealing~ with hese operations says: "Tlhe Rtoya I air force dluring the ear heginning July 1. 1917, on the tritish western front, dlest royedl 2,150 ost ilec machines anid d rove dlown (out f' condlition I ,082. In the same peri (I the air force units workin~g in conli unction with the navy shlot down 62:3 osti le nachinles. "Durcing this period I ,09.4 of our ma hinies wvere missing, niniety-t wo of hl(5e we(re wvorkingt with the navy. "O n the italiiian front from A pril to uno 118, the Br'itish destroyed I165 stl(e mach ines anld drove dlown six lit of 'ont rol. Thlli rteen of ou rs were' "( )i the Salhonik i front, bet ween~ lnuar and1 .1Line, t went y-cinei host il( uehi ne- wvere destrnoved anda th irteeni er driven riown (out of control. iour If (ours were loist. "From1 Miarchi to June, ini Egypt ad 'atine, I went v-six 11ost ie airplanes. erc des5trolyedi aind lift een were driv I) donwn out oft ( ml I!. Tlen of our In all the tieatres of the war the snth nel' 2w fatri (If A\meien's nit 'cr- tile oi at ion oft till fitght ine itee Alliies shouhl II give thlem ier MiA SSA ( R~E 2001( It EEIKS Ilodoni, July 1I .- -Tiwi hundred minig G reeks were massacredl on thew irst day a ftr the i Turks hi reoc up lied Tirehli zond, says an E xchanige 'elegra ph dIi spatch from A thens. Fho Strong Withstand the Hleat 01 Summtier'Better- Thani the Weak Old1 people who areO feebte andl youinger pieopl who( are weaik, will be strcengthened' and ennbted ti to through tic depresIsing~ heat of summer bly tak nn GROVE'S TASTEt.ES~chi ll TONIC. It'purifie; md enriches the blood and buiildtsuptlie whole sys em. You can soon feel its ?trag~thening, invigor mtind Effet. GO. ince Has' Fed war, a distin Officer, General a series of ar :ho de Paris' to that in case of i meat industry e to supply the i the field with wing especially 3odern refriger l of refrigerating -and too, owing in the national war began the ias never been meat, thanks osperous condi erican meat in to the American going state ixade by a ive of the a the United ;presentative said recently: erican packers ie greatest pos to the Allies heir efficient co tributed in the :o the successful he war." 2pany, U. S. A. END)OlSES WILSO2 Londlon, July 1-l.--At a great laho socialist demonstration on Trafalga square today, heldI in c'ommlemoratio1 of Bastille (lay, a message was cable, to) Presidlent Wilson endlorsing the wa aims as outlinedl by him. The mes sage~ assur'ed the A m)er'ican 'ecut iv that the British labor socialists ar determined to. fight until those aim aims have been secured, "until niliiita rism is dlefeated, andl a lasting dlenm eratIi( peace has been attained.'" AN OIl)DINANCE To' P'roh ibit .\lo4tor C'ars, Motor Truck or3 Motoreyeles from Opl erati ng upo) Ih:- St reets of' Manning, Un les Prov(3ided' with Mufflers, and1( to Pre hibhit the munfflers from) be ing Oper edl while said 'Vehicles are bein II) riven auponm Sa id Streets. H~e it Oda i ned by the .\la~yor an IAhl~lermma of the Town~vm of Ma nning,i counicilI aissembled and by authori' of' the same: ISect in.n I. That on and a fter thi 13th 'lay of .July, 1918, it. shadl be ur hi wful for any p' erson) 03r pers3'o~ I driive or' oplerate any motor ear', mlot( Iiiuck or miotorecyele upon13 any of th st reets ofI the Tlowin of M aanni ng unle aiveicl' is~ liv ided with a ml fler andI it shall bje uinlawful for sai In muffleri to lbe oplenedl while sa Id v' hi(Il' is dIriven 03r operated upon03 tI stret od f s aid5H to.(i) Sec'tioni 2. A ny personi33 or p~er'sor v iolat inge this ordinan:33ce, upon3 (0m v iction3 shaill Ibe finedl not less' th I"ivye I lollar s ($5.00)) nor m)or'e tha Twe'nty-FI"iv( Doll aris ( $25.00 ) ori I confinedl at hard labior up1)on th" Comi tv ('ha iingang for a period of noit le: thinn five days nriii mnore thian th irt (lays. Secitioni 3. All ordl inanc(es or' par' of ord'(in)ances inl c'onflict wvith th) ordIi nanOce are hereby repealed. D one and3( rat ified in co0unc(il asseni bled this .5th day of .July, 1918. T. F. COFFEY, Mayor, Town of Mannin: E. B. BROWN, Clerk of Council. -Orovo's Tasteless chIll TonIc restores vitality and energy by purifying ande richling the blood. You can soon feel Its Strengi enlue Irvloraung Effet. PrIce 60c. CASE AFTER CASE Plenty More Like Tis in Manning Scores of Manning people can to you about Doan's Kidney Pills. Man a happy citizen makes a public stat< ment of his experience. Here is a ca, *of it. What better proof of merit ca 'be had than such endorsement? James E. Reardon, machinist, Mat ning, gave the following statemer January 30, 1911: "Some years ag I used Doan's Kidney Pills and fours them a valuable remedy. At that tiny my kidneys were giving me consi< erable trouble. I had backaches an pains across my loins. I used Doan Kidney Pills and they gave me proml and lasting relief." I AFTER A LAPSE OF SEVE SEVEN YEARS, Mr. Reardon sai< "You can still use the statement whic I gave some time ago praising Doan Kidney Pills. Doan's certainly is good reniedy for all kinds of kidnc trouble." . Price 6Oc, at al dealers. Don simply ask for a kidney remedy-gi Doan's Kidney Pills-the same thi Mr. Reardon had. Foster-Milburn Cc Mfgrs., Buffalo, N. Y. HENRY FORD A LABOR UMPIR Washington, July 14.--Henry Foi is one of the ten distinguished Ame Candidate's Card v For Solicitor I hereby announce myself a cand date for the office of Solicitor of ti Thirsl Circuit, subject to the rules the Democratic party. L. E. WOOD. For Solicitor I hereby announce that I am a cat didate for the office of Solicitor f( the Third Circuit, subject to the actic of the Democratic Primary. FRANK A. McLEOD. -T ' St ate Senate S I am a candidate for re-election t State Senator pder the ruses of ti Democratic Party. CHARLTON DURANT. For State Senate I desire to announce myself as candidate for the office of State Sei ator, subject to the rules of the Den ocratic party. { JOHN R. DINGLt, Summerton. S. i State Senate 1 hereby announce myself a canl date for the office of State Senat< for Clarendon County, subject to tl rules o the D'emocratic primary. J. W. WIDEMAN. Judge of Probate I hereby announce myself a cane (late for re-election to the office Judge of Probate for Clarendon cou ty, subject to the rules of the Dem cratic Primary. James M. Windh am. I hereby announce myself a can( date for the office of Probate Judi of Clarendon County, subject to t1 rules of the Democratic primary. THOMAS M. KENNEDY. 5-14-18. For Auditor I hereby announce myself a can< date for the office of Auditor of Clii endlon county. Subject to the rules ,the Democratic Primary. IlUGH A. PLO WDEN. r hereby announce myself a cam r (late for re-election to the officc 1 Auditor of Clarendon county, pled Iing to abide the result of the prinmal ANDRE~lW P'. BURGESS. For County Treasurer I hereby announce myself a can< - (late for re-election to the office - County Treasurer, subject to t rules of the Democratic party. L. L. WELLS. --For Judge of Probate I hereby announce myself as a cen 1 didate for Probate Judge of Clarend s county, and wvill abide by the decisi . of the D~emocratic primary. J1. LAWSON McLEOD, I hereby announce myself a can (ate for the office of .Judge of P: I bate 'for. Clarendon countyv, pledgi n to abide the results of the prima y CLARENCE HT. MATHTIS e For Clerk of Court I| STo the DeortcVoters of Clar, o Cunty: Ireq(uest your votes in the comi primary elections for the office -Clerk of Court for Clarendon Coun as I am a candidate for that off subject to the rules of the Demtocra party. J1. HI. TIMMONS n I am a caitdidate for Clerk of Co a subject to the rules of Demcra (e party. v Promiising to abide by the rui~ss the D~emocratic Primary, I herebyv s nounce myself a (candlidate for the is fie of Clerk of Court of Clatent i... y. JOP. S. DICKSON I hereby anounce myself a ear * (late for the office of Clerk of Co of Clarendon County, subjieet to rules of thte Democratic Primary. ARICHIE I. BARRON Pledging myself to abide the rest .of.,the Democratic primary, I of n-myself for rielection to thie office h-.Clerk of Court for Clarendon Coun I - J B. C ANTmv leans named by PresIfc~onb 'Wil pQi i day to at as final' u i ire a Ali 1l16r Idisputes on whkh. the twolve niem bers of the national war labor board I canhot reach unanimous agreement. y The other nine are: lMatthew Hale Boston; James Har e ry Covington, Washington; Charles n awell Mc~hord, Washington; V. Ervitt Macey New York; Julian Wil.. ,liam Mack Chicago- Henry Suzzalo, It Seattle; Jolin Lind, Ainneapolis Wil o Liam R. Wilcox New York; Walter d Clark, Raleigh, C. e Farms F Below will be found descriptions for sale: a TRACT 18-01.-Tract of 100 acres, 1 1 y in cultivation: 4-roo t a 'good neighborho t TRACT 18-02--Tract of 160 acres, ' t West of Wedgefield tenant settlement an TRACT 18-03.--67 Acres, 175 to 200 r miles Northwest of E TRACT 18-04.-373 Acres, 175' to 200 South of Elliotts on d house with good out neighborhood and w handling. Price ... TRACT 18-05.-503 Acres, about 300 1 Southwest of Maye: settlements and two across the road, neig state of cultivation, portion of the tract. TRACT 18-0.-92 1-2 acres, 65 to 7 if from Dalzell; 13 n Claremont public ro tenant house, schoo neighborhood. Price TRACT 18-07.--132 Acres, 100 acres in Dalzell and 10 miles 5-room house, 2 ten TrAbuildings. Price -. n TRACT 18-08.-139 Acres, 130 in cu Dalzell, 4 tenant hoi land, and while it ha . first-class land and TRACT 18-09.-373 Acres, 185 acres in ty, 1 1-2 miles from s on Black River Roa houses, good barns - " artesian water. A TRACT 18-10.-367 Acres, about 17t North of Sumter on l at Brent; 4 tenant h< osition, convenient tc a location for gin an TRACT 18-11.-10 Acres, 6 acres in house, costing about house, 2 1-2 miles N Charleston Road; ho - TRACT 18-12.-156 Acres, 125 in cult ter, near Bethel Sch 6-room dwelling, 4 t< buildings; this tract r TRACT 18-13.--296 Acres, 70 acres in ie Mayesville to Elliot and 5 miles from M fine land; 3 tenant 1 - ings. A good deve neighborhood. Price TRACT 18-14.--150 Acres, 75 acres i i- 2 1-2 miles from Cl; )f barns and stables; c 3- ient to church and o- Price ... ..._ .. .. TRACT 18-15.-100 Acres, 65 acres Sumt:r on Brewing Public Road; one te i- bluff land, and offer e and country store. re TRACT 18-16.-113 Acres, 40 to 50 r from Sumter on ro naturally of good i on uncleared portic - TRACT 18-17.-67 Acres, 40 acres in merton, 1 1-2 miles Paul Road, 4 room li- Land and neighborb r- TRACT 18-18.-161 Acres, 50 acres i of ment, on public ro about 12 miles froni TRACT 18-19.-154I Acres, 85 acres< i. along the Sumter-O of eqjuippedl 8-room dI -sewerage; '7 tenant andl all necessary oi state of cultivation ance can be put int and farm. Price . T RA CT 18-20.-480 Aceres, 300 in cu li- woodla~nd, 3 1-2 mil of and Shiloh Section he houses. Large barr good state of cultis We are offering other tracts ir don Counties. If you (do not find wh you are looking for, and we will make 26 N. Main St. - Farm Lands, Business and Resid Ii- IRealty n g tg e ffrnotheyrasnthn h it- Bsdsw attohl otyyu olsfe yo w ousl Bn cou fer cases before i, sq fa; graph ohtrovergy; 'bit;p madea at ie; its b so agree, they shall npi6a:"+^ who shall have final Jirlsd must unanimously a r' o h } pire and if they' cann, : do S0,; pick him y lot.from. a group named by the president. The president is naming te: now so that no time will be 10sI case of disagreement. or Sale of a few of the Tracts wlare'f -2 miles from Rembert, 60 acred n house. This is good .land in )d. Price ------------------$6,00x 5 acres in cultivation, 2 miles on A. C. L. Railroad; one good d one other snall house. Price $2509 cres in cultivation, 1 1-2 miles Dalzeli. Price -.-------------Sold acres in cultivation, 1 1- as the road to. Mayesville; -room -buildings. This is a first-class ill enhance rapidly with proper ----------------.---------$18,000 res in cultivation, 3 1-2 milgs sville; six good 3- and 4-room 2-room houses; school ust. hborhood excellent, land in him valuable timber on woodland Price --------------------$35,000 D acres in cultivation; 4 miles Liles from Sumter on Sumter ad; 6-room dwelling, one good I and church convenient, good --------------------------$5,000 cultivation, about 4 miles from from Sumter on the Fish Road; ant houses with necessary out ---------------------------$509. ltivation, 1 1-2 miles north of ises. This is good clay sub-soil. i been rented out, it is naturally in a good neighborhood. Price $9,000 cultivation, 1 1-2 miles norti Sardinia, 16 miles from Suinter I; G-room dwelling, 7 tenant and stables; 2 tobacco barri, lesirable farm. Price --------$18,751 acres in cultivation, 9 miles )ublic road and S. A. L. Railroad uses. A good development prop the station and occupies a good 1 seed business. Price --------$14,680 cultivation, with good 6-room $1,600 when built, good servant orth of Wedgefield, on Camden use alone worth the price. Price $1,650 ivation, 7 miles South of Sum ool and Chuich, on public road; mvant houses with necessary out is desirably located. Price-..-$10;066 cultivation, on public road from ts, about 4 miles from Elliott,, iyesville; 65 to 70 acres of ver~ iouses with necessary out-build lopment proposition in a goo !!eared, 13 miles from Sumter, aremont; 5-room dwelling; good ne good tenant house. Conven school, neighborhood good). -- - -------- ------....-.... . cleared, 7 miles Southeas of ton and Muldrow's Crossing nant settlement. This is good s an exceptional location for gin Price ----------------------.. $6,500 aeres in cultivation, 4 1-2 miles ad to Dalzell. Cleared land inlity and some valuable timber a of the tract. Price -------- $6,000 cultivation, 2 miles from Sum from St. Paul, on Summerton-St. dw~elling and one tenant house. 00(1 good. Price-.....-- ____-_--$4,50 n cultivation, one tenant settle-~~. id from- Sumter to Pinewood, Sumter. Price _......-_- ......-$2,O leared, in towvn of Oswvego 'and swego Road; nice newv modernly welling wvith wvater-wvorks and houses, good barns and stables ut-buildings; 85 acres in a hig andl practically the entire bal o cultivation. Nice combination -------------------------....$20,0 Itivation, balance in timber and as from Sumter on Plowd~en Mill roadl; 6-room dweVlling; 8 tenant is and stables. This land is in a ation and prodluces well. Price $24,00, all parts of Sumter, Lee and Claren at you wvant in this list, tell us what it our business to find it for you. ELSER, T'lE BRO(KER Sumter, S. 00' ence Property, Timber Lands and Loans rime tells what did yesterday. ' i-morrow better tarting a Bank iccount to-day? unforeseen demands incident toQt the power to predict the fifture Account and fortify for ,the fulaU g men to succeed. Begin today wIt~ ~ nt.