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Under these conditions and with our experience in tobacco. we feel safe in saying that you will be pleased with all sales entrusted to us as we promise also to give our very best per sonal attention to every pile and not let it go for less than the highest market price. A trial load will convince you. W. H. McGUIRE, Proprietor. W. K. McINTOSH, Weigher and Book keeper. A. T. THORNTON, Auctioneer. DAVE TURBEVILLE, Clerk. FO NTICELL LITHIA SPRING, W. G. TAYLOR, Prop., Richmond, Va., U. S. A. What Leading Physicians Say. Dr. Froehling. the well-known Consulting and Analytical Chemist: "Fonticello Lithia Water is absolutely free from all organic impuri ties and perfectly pure, and as an unquestionablo proof of my faith in the wvter, I use it altogether_!-Richmond Time Geo. Ben. Johnston, M. D , Prof. Surgery Medical College of Vir oinia: "I have never used any mineral water so extensively as the Fenticello, and it has given uniformly good resnlts. I prescribe it in kidney and bladder troubles very largely. and also in stomach and norn Ai~znrders_ with splendid effects.! I Carried in stock by DR. W. E. BROWN & Co., Agents. FarmerS! Our Stock of Farm Implements is now complete and we can serve you to your i best interest. We now have the largest and most complete Stock of Farming Implements ever shown in this town. Having bought heavily before the advance on everything in our line, we are enabled to offer you the best goods at the least price. Call to See Us. PloW1Di Hudware coMpany. E SURE TO GET my prices on any thing you want to buy. I willsave you money F.C. Thoas BRING YOUR %2\JOB WORKDE TO THE TINES OFFICE. Charlotte Bronte's Last Tribute. "le will not separate us-we have ecn so happy!" These were the last cords of Charlotte Bronte when. hay ng become Mrs. Nicholls and having ived with her husband only nine nonths, death came to snatch the cup f domestic felicity from the lips of he happy pair. A low, wandering de Irium came on. Wakening for an in tant from this stupor, she saw her iusband's woe worn face and caught he sound of some murmured words >f prayer that God would spare her. 'Oh." she whispered. "I am not going o die, am I? He will not separate us -we have been so happy!" The Words That Won. In London one of the weekly papers ffered a prize for the best list of trong words to number ten. The an ouncement specified that but ten cords would be considered from any ne person and a committee of literary non would select from the numbers ffered the ten strongest words in the nglish language. These are the words that won: Hate, lood. hungry, dawn. coming, gone, )ve, dead, alone, forever. Do you think of any stronger, fuller f suggestion?-Exchange. EW QUARTERS McLEOD BLOCK. My patrons and the public gen erally is invited to visit my new store which I have filled with the Freshest Family Gro ceries, and always keep my large Refrigerator full of the best Cheese and Butter. 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Healthful climate. Lo ation in Piedmont section, and in city >f 35.000. Expenses for the entire year: A. Tuition, Board, Room and fees, 13.00. B. All included in proposition A) and Tuition in Music, Art or Ex ression. $203.00 to $213.00. The next session opens September Fo catalogue and information ad S. C. BYR D, D. D., President. APPAREL SHOP FOR HEN AND LADIES Everything of the best for the personal wear and adorn ment of both sexes. We fill mail orders carefully and promptly. DAVID OUTFITTING COMPANY, Charleston, S. C. KIL L THE COUCH AND CURE THE LUNCS WITH D.Kn' FR OL.DS Trial Bottle Free AND ALL TH ROAT AND LUNGOTROUBLES. GUARANTEED SATISFAOTO~R OR KONEY REFUNDED. Arant's Drug Store. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure Dige+ts what you eat Cured Hay Fever and Summer Cold. A. S. Nusbaum. 3atesvi)le, Indiana, writes: "Last year I sulTered for three mouths with a summer cold so distress ing that it interfered with my business. I had many of the symptoms of hay fever, and a doctor's prescription did not reach my case, and I took several medicines which seemed only to aggra vate it. Fortunately I insisted upon having Foley's Honey and Tar. It quickly cured me. My wife has since used Foley's Honey and Tar with the same success." W. E. Brown & Co. An Acrobat's Dilemma. The acrobats of the music halls have no end in view except to cause amuse ment. But suppose one should meet them in ordinary life? Mr. Berkeley, the proprietor of a London hotel, was in his office about G o'clock one even ing when he heard a knock at the door, while a voice, which seemed to express pain, cried "Open:" Mr. Berkeley obeyed, but a cry of horror escaped him, and he almost f 'I back ward. He saw before him, rolling on the ground, topsy turvy, a kind of hu man ball which was walking upon its hands, with the head twisted round, eyes protruding and neck contorted. "I did not wish to alarm my neigh bors," gasped this extraordinary be ing-it was a contortionist from a cir cus who had been practicing in his room-"but I cannot unhook my leg from behind my neck, and unless you can help me I am afraid it is all up with me." Mr. Berkeley disentangled the acro bat, who fell exhausted on a chair. Hg had descended twenty stairs upon his hands in this position. A Bedouin's Idea of a Locomotive. It is interesting to know that the railroad between Jaffa and Jerusalem was made possible by locomotives from Philadelphia. They were orig inally made, writes Professor H. W. Dunning in "Today In Palestine," for a road in Central America which un fortunately could not pay for them when they were ready for delivery. They happened to be just right for the Jaffa-Jerusalem line and were at once purchased and shipped. I happened to be in Jerusalem, he writes, the day the first locomotive ar rived there, Aug. 20, 1892. Not only the people from the city, but many from the villages, came to see the new wonder. Among them was a Bedouin from beyond Jordan. He carried back the report to the tribe: "It is like a big iron woman. It gives one screech and then runs away." This ingenious description spread rapidly through the ancient land of Moab. The Lion and the Child. The strange spectacle of a lion play ing with a child is reported to have been witnessed at Vryheid. A Dutch farmer, accompanied by his wife and little boy, was out shooting game. Suddenly the attention of the parents was drawn to the child, who had tod dIed a short distance away to gather wild flowers. Crowing with delight, the little fellow was pulling the hair of a full grown lion, and the animal appeared to be enjoying the operation. Spellbound, the farmer and his wife stood gazing at the scene. The farmer, even if his gun had contained a shot, could not have fired because of the child. The lion skipped sportirely round the boy until, startled by ioud sho:s from the parents, it walked quietly away, followed by a lioness, which up to then had lain concealed in the long grass. A hunt was afterward organized, but the lions had disappear ed into the thick bush.-East Rand Express. She Hated Garrick. Mrs. Clive was eminent as an actress o:. the London stage before Garrick appeared, and as his blaze of excel lence threw all others into compara tive insignificance she never forgave him and took every opportunity of venting her spleen. She was coarse, rude and violent lin her temper and spared nobody. One night as Garrick was perform ing "King Lear" she stood behind the scenes to observe him and, in spite of the roughness of her nature, was so deeply affected that she sobbed one minute and abused him the next, and at length, overcome by his pathetic touches, she hurried from the place with the following extraordinary trib ute to the universality of his powers: "Hang him! I believe he could act a gridiron."-T. P.'s Weekly. Approaching It Gradually. An old farmer, on paying his rent, told his landlord he wanted some tim er to build a house and would be much obliged to him If he would give permission to cut down wood for the purpose. The landlord answered peremptorily, "No." "Why, then, sir," said he, "will yo0 give me enough to build a barn?" "No." "To make a gate, then?" "That's all I wanted," said the farm er, "and more than I expected."-Pear son's Weekly. Complimentary to Him. "Really," said Cholly Sappey, "1 cawn't understand Miss R~ood at all She actually called me a crank." "The Idea!" exclaimed Miss Cutting, "How flattering!" "Flattering?" "Yes; a crank, you know, is a man with one idea."-Capholic Standard and Times. Delays Are Dangerous. "This milk is sour, and I won't takl It," declared the lady. "That's your own fault, ma'am," re torted the dealer. "I offered it to yot day before yesterday when it was fresh, and you wouldn't take It" Cleveland Leader. A Happy Medium. Uncle Inquired of little Bobby If hi had been a good boy. Bobby--No,] haven't. Uncle--Why, I hope yot haven't been very bad. Bobby-Oh no; just comfortable.-Delaware Coun ty Democrat. Habit of the Postman. Why Is it that the postman neve: stops at your house when you are ex pecting a check and always does whei you are expecting a bill?-Columbu: (.) Journal. Excellent Health Avice. Mrs. M. M. Davison. of No. 379 Gif ford Ave.. San Jose Cal., says: "Thb wrth of Electric Bitters as a genera family remedy, for headache, billious ness and torpor of the liver and bowel is so pronounced that I am promptei o say a work in its favor. for the bene it of those seeking relief from sucl afflictions. There is more health fo: the digestive organs in a bottle of Elec tric Bitters than in any other reined: I know of." Sold under guarantee a Bert Barber, cf Elton, Wis., says: "I have only taken four doses of your Kid ney and Bladder Pills and they have done for me more than any other medi cine has ever done. I am still taking the pills as I want a perfect cure." Mr. Barber refers to DeWitt's Kidney and Bladder Pills. Sold by W. E. Brown & Co. Too Much of a Good Thing. George Marshall, a philanthropist who always kept a sharp lookout never to be wasteful, decided to go for a week's camping, taking as his guests sonic ragged street urchins. One morn ing he used the bits of meat left from the evening before and made hash for brenkfast. There was some left over, which he concluded to reheat and serve again at noon. "Johnnie, will you have some hash?" he asked one lad. "Bet your life." replied the lad, who was constitutionally hungry. "Peter, pass your plate for some hash"-to another freckled nosed lad. "Not if I knows It," was the unex pected reply. "I thought you liked hash from the way you ate it this morning," replied Mr. Marshall. "I did like if: for breakfast," said the lad. "but nor.e of yer review of- re views for me for dinner."-Lippincott's Magazine. Sided With Father. "There is a li::tle chap in our town," said the sub-.irbanite, "whose father and mother have words quite frequent ly, and have them loud enough to be heard by the neighbors. The burden of their recriminations when audible is. on the wife's part, that she ever lowered the Hicks family sufficiently to marry a Stubbs, and on his part that he ever honored the Hicks fam ily by allying it with the house of Stubbs. "One day last summer the young son of the house went fishing. He had barely got his line into the brook when he heard his mother calling him. "'There it is,' said he. disgustedly; 'the minute the Stubbses begin to fish the Hickses begin to holler.'"-Cleve land Plain Dealer. Why James Lee Got Well. Everybody in. 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He was attended by a taborer, a servant and an overseer, and it was doubtless a good thing for him that there were no omnibuses or police then, for they would probably have imposed more impediments in the way of his progress than did the country people. He started with several presents of groats and crooked sixpences for luck, and, laden with these, he danced to Stratford with out rest. Subsequently he went in for early rising to avoi market people, and, though suffering from a sprain of the hip which he received, he danced it well again, to the delight of the crowd which accompanied him, some 200 In number. When he reached Norwich he had to dance in and out of the city twice, for his overseer missed him in the crowd and made him do the distance over again to avoid any possibility of error-London Graphic. Live Mule, Dead Boar. An odd hunting adventure recently befell a British officer in India. He was mounted on a fleet mule and was running down a wild boar, intending to lance it, when the animal turned, bit the mule's leg and then fled again. The mule screamed savagely, and in a minute she had deposited the officer on the ground. Then, kicking out vigorously five or six times, as if to see that her legs were all right, she started after the unfortunate pig at lightning speed, with fury in her eyes and vengeance in the crook of her ears. The race was, not long, and the wild boar soon realized that he had exasperated a relentless enemy. He was soon winded, and the mule, com lg up with him, caught him by the backbone with her teeth, crunched it and threw him to the ground and then, before he could rise, kicked him so viciously that he was a dead boar in less than no time. Then the mule returned to her master and gave utter ance to a "heehaw" of triumph. For Sore Feet. 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Brown & Co. Hard to Decide. Smithers-I am going to have my pic ture taken. A good deal depends upon Ithe pose, don't you know. N;ow, what kind of a position do you think would be the best for me? Brownrig-Well, I don't know. I was going to say with your back to the camera, but then your hair is rather thin behind.-Boston Transcript - It Was Tantamount. "Has she told you that she loved Iyou?" - "Not in so many words. She merely asked me what life insurance I car ried." Fortune gives too much to many, but to nn nongh ...Martl How to Avoid Appendicitis. Most victims of appencicits are those vho are habitually constipated. Foley's )rino Laxative cures chronic constipa ion by stiumlating the liver and bow als. Foley's Orino Laxative does not nauseate or gripe and is mild and pleas int to take. ilefuse substitutes. W. E. E3rown & Co. A Dispenser of Smiles. Her mother said: "Oh, dear! Isn't that awful? What will people think?" but the people themselves seemed to think it about the prettiest incident they had met that day. She was a very little girl, white frocked, pink ribboned, brown curled. With her mother she left the subway train at the Grand1 Central station. The usual confusion prevailed. Timid trav elers grabbed suit cases and bundles and exclaimed, "Oh, dio we change ere?" Trainmen on the platform shouted out directions for local and express trains and the guards of that particular car adjured the passengers frequently and vehemently to "Step lively!" and to "Watch the step." Then all of a sudden there was a lull in the uproar. The little girl was leaving the car. She stopped at the door, look ed back and waved her hand. "Goodby, everybody," she said. The words carried to the far end of the car. They made every one sit up. Two or three persons called out a re sponsive "Goodby," two or three said "Bless the child," and all smiled.-New York Press. The Sea Serpent. When fourteen miles off the coast of Brazil M. J. Nicoll, author of "Three Voyages of a Naturalist," observed a sea serpent which came within about fifty yards of the ship. "All that we could see was a dorsal fin about four feet long sticking up about two feet from the water. The fin was a brown ish black color and much resembled a gigantic piece of ribbon seaweed. Be low the water we could indirectly see a very large brownish black patch, but could not make out the shape of the creature. Every now and then the fin disappeared below the water. Sud denly an eel-like neck, about six feet long and of the thickness of a man's thigh, having a head shaped like that of a turtle, appeared in front of the fin, lashing up the water with a curious wriggling movement. This creature was an example, I consider, of what has been so often reported, for want of a better name, as the 'great sea serpent.' I feel sure, however, that it was not a reptile that we saw, but a mammal." Bought His Own Work. To come across a bit of one's own work in print is an experience not ordi narily exasperating to an author, but a Washington writer on scientific mat ters was recently not very agreeably surprised by such a development It appears that the writer was col lecting material for a monograph on electro magnetism when word came to him of a valuable paper on the subject not long before published in a Berlin journal devoted to science. Thinking that the paper would be of use to him in the work in hand, he had it trans lated. When the English version was laid before him, together with quite a bill for the translator's labor, what was the disgust of the writer to find that the article was nothing more or less than a German reproduction of an ar tile of his own published the year be fore in an English journal. And he had paid twice as much for the trans lation as he had received for the orig inal articlel-Washington Star. A Dream Superstition. I heard what was to me at least a new piece of supers;tition the other day, and when I think of the risks I've run all these years because I didn't know of it my blood runs cold- I met a wo man from Virginia in market, and the talk falling on dreams I recalled a most blood curdling nightmare I had had the night before. "I must tell you what I dreamed last night," I said. "Let me ask first whether It's a pleas ant or an unpleasant dream?" said the lady from Virginia. "Decidedly unpleasant." "Then for mercy's sake don't tell It!" said she. "Never tell a bad dream on Saturday, for we say in Virginia: "Frday night's dream on Saturday told Is sure to come true, no matter how old." -Washington Post. Australian Cadets. All children in Australia are drilled. but the elder boys are attached to the Australian military forces by means of the cadet corps. Almost every large school has its band of cadets, who wear neat khaki uniforms and are armed with light rifles, in the use of which they are frequently instructed. Every year those boys have shooting matches, and the scores prove that among the youngsters there are many who have already become skilled marksmen.-London Standard. Giving Them Credit. "You know," said the distinguished oriental who manifests much curiosity, "that the Chinese discovered the art of printing from type thousands of years ago?" "Yes," replied the man who was being interviewed. "And incidental ly I don't doubt that they were the original inventors of the interrogation point."-Washingtonl Star. Handicapped Judge-Remember, witness, you are sworn to tell the truth, and nothing but the truth. Witness-Judge, I am try ing my durndest to do It, but that pie faced slob of. a lawyer there won't let me!-Cicago Tribune. Half the Battle. "If I were you," saicd t, .Id bache lor to the benedict, "I'~' *ier rule or know why." "W'~ell," was the reply, "as I already know why, I suppose that's half the battle!"-Atlanta Constitution. Not by levity oi' floating, but by stub born force of swimming, shalt thou make thy way.-Carlyle. Bes Laxative Courh Syrup for young and old s prompt relief for coughs.curoup, hoarse nesswhooping cough. Gently laLxative. Guaran teed. Sold by The Manning Pharmnacyv. The Secret. Blobbs-There is only one thing a woman loves better than to be told a secret. Slobbs-What Is that? Blobbs -To find it out for herself.--Philadel phia Record. Beautiful this thought and beautiful the language wherewith Sir Philip Sid ney gave it expression, "They are nev er alone who are accompanied by noble thoughts." Use DeWitt's Little Early Risers, pleasant little pills that are easy tC PLAYING A TROMBONE A Rather Easy Matter, the Musi cian Seemed to Think. SUCH A SIMPLE INSTRUMENT But Somehow or Another the Ex planation Only Muddled the Man Who Wanted to Learn and Who De cided to Tackle an Accordion. The band was playing loudly in the Trinkfestbiergarten and the little bald headed man had his eyes fastened inter estedly on the trombone player. When the players stopped to recuperate he beckoned the man who works the loose horn over to his table and ordered two glasses of schoenesbraue. "My name is Biggs," said the man whose hair was absent "One of my lungs is trying to quit work,. and the doctor advises me to break up its shift less habits by blowing a brass. The careless way you yank that pump horn looks good, and I want you to put me on." "What do you want to know?" asked the musician. "Just a hint about how you handle that wind machine so nonchalantly." "The trombone Is very simple," re plied the musiker, wiping his'. lips, which curled in thick, red volutese. "The slide Is divided into seven shifts, or positions, about three inches apart. "Starting with the lowest note in the first position-the slide closed-you get B flat Push out the tubes and you hit successively A. A flat, G, F sharp, F and E." "That's only seven notes," objected Biggs. "Yes. Getting the rest depends on how you pucker your lips. In the first position you can make, figuring up ward. B flat, F, B Sat, D, F, B Sat and C. In the second you obtain A. E, A, C sharp, E, G and A. The third gives you A flat, E flat, A flat, C, E flat and A flat It works out the same all the way down. "There are higher notes that I didn't mention, but you won't want to mon key with them. But a good player has a compass of more than three octaves." Biggs looked troubled. "Let me see," he said. "You start in the first position with B flat" "Yes," replied the other-"that is, provided you are playing in the bass clef. In the treble clef the first posi tion is C." "Whatl" exclaimed Biggs. "It's one note one time and another another?"' "In the treble clef," explained the musician, "the trombone is a B flat horn. In the bass clef it is a C horn." Biggs mopped his brow. "Say that again, will you?" he ap pealed. "Don't you see?" came the answer. "When the first position- is C it's a B flat horn. When the same shiut Is B flat it's a C horn." Biggs unbuttoned his coat "You may call this thing simple," he said, "but if it is I'll give myself up at the nearest asylum. You are talking antonyms." The musician grinned. "We'll take one thing at a time," he said. "In getting at what a B flat horn Is let's consider a cornet" "Let's, if it's simpler," said Biggs hopefully. "It's because it's always a B flat horn." replied the other. Then he add ed, "Except when it's an A horn." Biggs gave a sickly smile. "The lowest note on a cornet when open-when no keys are pressed down -is really B flat," said the bandan. "But it is called C." "That doesn't make it C," said Biggs. "For all practical purposes it does," was the reply. "There is a reason for doing this, but It's complicated and at present I'm keeping to simple facts." "Yes, indeed," inurmured Biggs. "In an orchestra, for instance, when the first violins are playing in C nat ural the cornetist's score is two semi tones hIgher and is thus written In D) or two sharps. When the violins are playing in D) the cornet player is toot ing in E or four sharps. But If things kept on this way the cornetist would soon be lost in a confusion of sharps and double sharps, so he slips an A crook on his instrument That raises the signature three semitones. When the fiddles play in A or three sharps the cornetist is blowing along the easy path of C natural." "Look here," said Biggs, "if? my wife is playing 'Under the Pink'LIlac Bush' on the piano, couldn't I play with her from the song score?" "Not unless you can mentally trans pose as you go along," said the mu sician. "The system looks queer at first, but it's logical. Its purpose is to bring the same music within the nat ural compass of all the Instruments of a band or an orchestra. ' But if you are going to play the trombone you won't have to bother your head about any of this, as trombone music is now adays always written In the bass clef." "Then what have you been tang about It for and mixing me up?" shouted Biggs, jumping up. 'What are you getting mad about?' asked the trombonist. "I'm not mad." replied Biggs. "I'm only going to make my will and buy an accordion."-Washington Post No Longer a Secret. "So that great inventor is dead and his wonderful secret is lost" "Not at alL. He told it to his wife just before he died." "Yes; that's what I mean."-Phfladel phia Press. People seldom improve when they have no model but themselves to' copy after.-Goldsmith. Operation for Piles will not be necessary, if you use ManZan Pile Remedy, guaraneedi. Price 5c. The Manning Pharmacy. Charity. Clara - At ~Jennie's wedding last week, owing to a misunderstanding, she had to wait at the church thirty minutes for the bridegroom. Maud Oh, well, thirty minutes isn't any thing to a woman who has waited thirty years. Anxious. Professor Stone-To the geologist a thousand years or so are not counted as any time at alL. Man In the Au dience-Great Scottl And to think I made a temporary loan of ?2 to a man who holds such views!-London Telegraph. She ILikes Good Things. Mrs. Chas. E. Smith, of West Frank ln, Maine, says, "I like good things and have adopted Dr. King's New Life Pills as our family laxative medicine, because they are good and do their work without making a fuss about it." These painless purifiers sold at Arant's Drag Stre 25c. Attention, 'Asthma Sufferers Foley's Honey and Tar will give im mmediate relief relief to asthma sufferers and has cured many cases that had refused to yield to other treat ment. Foley's Honey and Tar is the best remedy for coughs, colds and all throat and lung trouble. Contains no harmful drugs. W. E. Brown & Co. AN OLD TIME BREAKFAST. What One Visitor Was Treated to at Washington's Home. The diary of Manasse Cutler, the founder of Ohio and the author of the ordinance of 1757, gives an account of a visit he made to Mount Vernon two years after General Washington's death. We ,say "General" Washing ton, for that was what Mrs. Washing ton was pleased to call him-a copy for all those good women whose husbands have won them honor on the field of war. Mr. Cutler says it was the desire of . their party -to arrive at Mount Vernon in time for breakfast Ci o'clock) with Mrs. Washington, but" the bad roads and worse horses detained them, so they did not reach there until about 10, which Mrs. Washington regretted, but she said, "Breakfast would be ready In a few minutes." The diary goes on to say: "In a short time she arose and desired us to walk into another room, where a table was elegantly spread with ham, cold corned beef, cold' fowl, red her ring and cold mutton, the dishes orna mented with sprigs of parsley and other vegetables from the garden. At the head of the table was the tea and coffee equipage, where she seated her self and sent the tea and coffee to the . company." The point of interest is that break fast menu-five kinds of meat decked with sprigs of parsley and accompa nied with divers vegetables. Isn't there an appetizing array and doesn't the heart long for just such a scene? Of course the mere feeders, the fel lows that hanker for hot things, may not think so, but the very mention of cold ham, cold chicken, cold mutton and cold corned beef all in the same breath is an appeal to a conscientious appetite that is unresisting. And that was a breakfast of the long ago. Most generous providers these well to do people In the early days! How good everything must have tasted! That roast chicken and roast mutton and that-great tender clean chunks of it, that he would not dare say which was best, for each was best Compare it with our latter day breakfasts-a roll and an egg and a cup of coffee! Of course we like. our way, 'but that Is possibly because these are degen erate days.-Ohio State Journal. Foiey's Kidney Remedy will cure any case of.kidney or-bladder trouble that - is not beyond the reach of medicine. No medicine can do more. W. E. Brown &Co. Shipwrecks and Courts Martial: The custom of holding courts martial in the British navy after every case of shipwreck- has a curious origin. In 1741 the Wager, one of Commodore Anson's vessels, was wrecked off the coast of Chile, most of the crew beingr saved. The men and some of the jun fr officers held that they were no longer amenable to discipline because their pay ceased with the wreck, but the captain, whose name was Davy Cheap, differed, treated them as muti neers and shot one of his midshipmen. He was then deposed, and most of the crew made- off in three of the boats. ' Later when It was proposed to proceedN against the so called mutineers the law officers of the crown decided that the men had been correct In their view. This discovery led to. the framing of section 91 df the articles of war, which provides that in the case of shipwreck, destruction or capture by the enemy -a' ship is held to remanfinlsiOn pending inquiry by a court martial. --The Pigs of Brittany. "Brittany Is all right," the traveled man said cautiously, "but beware of the pigs there. The Breton pig is not fat and indolent like ours. He is as lean and- fiery as a wolf and twice a wolf's size. All over Brittany you see him. swaggering up* and down the white roads In search of roots, berries, frogs, anything-for he must forage for himself-his master never feeds him. Step out of his way, or-he will snarl and leap at you. "The Bretons are great* drunkards. Sometimes they fall asleep beside 'the oad. They awake with a sharp pain in the arm or leg, the pain of a hungry hog's teeth." -New Orleans Times Democrat One application of Manman Pile Remedy, for all forms of Piles. soothles, reduces innamma tion. soreness and itching. Price 50c. Guaran-. teed. The Manning Pharmacy. A Picture Story. Two hunters are seen walking all over the moving picture. They think they are following bear tracks. Suddenly the foremost hunter stops wit a start. "By gum," he shouts, "them ain't b'ar's tracks at all; them's the slide man's dirty thumb marks."-Bohemn Magazine._________ The $1,500 Kind. "Ah, that's pretty!" said Mr. Snooks, looking over a number of architectural designs. "What is that?' "That," said the architect, "Is a $1, 500 bungalow." "What will It cost to build It?" asked Mr. Snooks. "About $8,000," said the architect. Judge's Library. No one is immune from kidney trouble, so just remember that Foley's Kiney Remedy will stop the irregular ities and cure any case of kidney or bladder trouble that is not beyond the reach of medicine. W. E. Brown & Co. A Little Mrs. Malaprop. Bessie Green, a tot of seven, likes to use unusual words. In this she Is a constant source -of amusement to her relatives, with whom she frequently corresponds. On one occasion, while confined to the hospital, she received this note from her aunt: I am delighted to hear that the crisis 1s past and that you are now convalesenft. Yours, with affection, AUNTIE. A. few days later the aunt received a brief reply. Dear Auntie-I have been very 1L, but the nurse says she is delightful to tellR you that I am now convulsive. Yours. with Infection, BESSIE. -Lppincott's. Night Rates For a Horse. "Hicks, the hotel man, has a new scheme. He serves Welsh rabbit free to his guests evenings." "What's his idea?" "Well, they have nightmare, and then he charges them for the use of one horse."-Boston Transcript.