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THE LATE DR. HAXE. A outbh Carolinian Who Ltved on His M6 ifr4 Earnings as Long as He Could. [From the Philadelphia Times] Years ago Julia Dean, a very pretty and engaging actress, was agreat tavorite in all American cities and had a host of ad mirers in her train. llnving mind and char acter likewise, all who knew her esteemed and homured her. In an evil hour she lis tened to the impassioned suit of Dr. Hayne, son of Robert Y. Ilayne, of South Carolina; was flattered by his p*reference. She was somewhat ambitious socially and accepted him, having no idea that a gentle mai of his antecedents and exalted profes sion would think for a moment of allow in- her to remain on the stage. Dr. I layne was, it is Said. always talking of the su periority of his native State, of his father, the eloquent Senator, of his illustrious an cestors and imaginarv illusirious self. No one who had heard his vaporhis woulud have believed hint other than the enibodi ment of the most sensi:ive honor and nest majestic chivalry. When he pressed her to hasten the wedding day she gave as a reason for deferring it that she had certain theatrical enga-gemients to till. and that she was anxious to complete these before changing hernane. Uut be wass peraistent that she vielded at last. and was delighted that his love was stronger than his much vaunted pride. She regarded it as an ex traordinary concession that he should be willing- to permit his wife, known to be such before the world, to act even for a few months. When her engagements had expired he showed, to her surprise, no ob jectioi to her entering into new ones. I1er surprise deepened into paiuful amazement and mortification when she saw, as time went on, that he made no opposition to her supporting him. He had no income of his own; he did not try to practice his profes sion; he merely traveled with her and shared her earnings, or rather took by far the larger half. She loved the man. She would have been only too happy to work for him night and day had i! Ueen ill or disabled. But to see him, robubt, in com parative youth, lounging around hotels, smoking, drinking, playing billiards, and talking about being a gentleman, wholly at her expense and without the least regret, tortured her pride and rendered her wretched, as- it would have rendered any womanly woman. No amount of love could endtire such an experience. It turned to contempt and he was aware of it. But he did not care so long as his bills were paid. She kept her own secret locked in her heart, for she respected herself and out wardly respected him. But the time came when she could no longer bear it. She left him, obtained a divorce and he became the late Dr. Havne. How he managed after ward nobody knows or cares. - . Tobacco In France. Some interesting particulars are pub lished by M. Paul Leroy-Beaulieu in the Econonist Francais with regard to the mannfactureand consumption of tobacco in Fiince. He quotes official figures, which show that while the quantity of tobacco grown in France itself was about 19,200 tons in 1850, it has been gradually increasing until it is now nearly double that quantity, while the revenue which the State.-derives from it has increased from 43,550,000 to nearly ?13,000,000. In other words, while the quantity of tobacco grown has only doubled, the profts of the State, or, in other words, of the manufacturers, have nearly quad rapled. The great increase in proflt is explained: by M. Paul Leroy-Beaulieu uponiie ground that the expense of mantactufringan additional quantity of tobacco is no&anything like that of the first estshlwhment'of plant and material. The cultivation-and manufacture of to baecolis bden a-government monopoly since1674, anad, with the exception of a brief inted during the Revolution, has remained so ever since. In this connec tion, M.V Paul Leroy-Beaulien gives the following figures, showing the quantity of tobscco consumed im the different countries of Europe, and the rate per 100 inhabitants is, according to him, as follows: Spain, 110 pounds; Italy, 128 pounds; . Great Britain, 138 pounds; Russia, 182 pounds; Hungary, 207 pounds; Denmark, 224 pounds; Norway, 229 pournds; Austri, 273 pounds; Ger many, 33& pounds; Holland, 448 pounds; and Belgium, 560 pounds. In other words, while in Spain little more than one pound per head is consumed, nearly double that quantity is consumed in France, three times as mnuch in Germany, four times as much in Holland, and five times as much in Belgium. Prost in Midsummner. It seems to 1-e quite settled that 1886 shall be marked all throughout by ex ceptional outbursts of cold temperature. It beanwth a remarkable and pro lon~ fall of the thermometer which affected every part of the British Islands. It has continued month after month be low the mean for the season, and already there have appeared premonitory symp toms of the coming winter in the form of a severe frost in the north of Scot land. This frost is not only rare, it is absolutely without a parallel in the month of July. There does not appear to be a single instance of the thermome ter being noted below the freezing point in any part of Scotland in July previous to this year. In the carefully kept reg isters of temperature at Culloden, which extend over the greater part of this cen tury, the lowest point touched by the thermometer in July was 39 degrees, on the 15th of July, 1875. But, in 1886, at the sea level at Wick, on the 29th of July the thermometer touched 30 de grees, and inland throughout the county of Caithness even lower readings are re ported. This fall of the thermometer in the North of Scotland is evidently con nected with a general and most remarka ble cold wave, which includes within its sweep every part of the British slanlds. In London the thermometer only touched the average maximum temperature for Juily on three days between July 10 and 30, the three days being the 19th, 21st and 22d, and on the 28th the maxi mum recorded was only 61 degrees, the lowest maimum for any day in July in the course of several years.-Pall Mall Gazette. The Railways of the W.orld. The lines of railways in the five divisions of the earth cost, in round numbers, $16, - 000,000,000; and would, according to Baron Kolb, reach eighit timecs round the globe, although it is hut little over have a century since the first railwvay worked by steam was opened b)etwe-en Darington and Stockton, Sept. 27, 1825. and between Manchester and Liverpool. Sept. 15, 1830. It is shown that in France, previous to the existence of railwvays. there wa u one pas senger in every 33.5,000 killed. andI one ot of-every 30.0010 wounded: whereas hetc ween 1835 and1 185 there was but. one in 5.178. 800 killed. and one in 580.450i wounaded: that we may infer that the tendency to ae cidents is yearly diminishinig. Riway traveling ini England is attended with greater risk than any other counftry in: Europe. A French statiustician observes that if a p-erson were to live continually in a railway carrage, andl spend aill his timie in railway trav-eling, the chances of his dying from a railway accident w ould not occur till he was 960) years old1. "You have-a natural ability for acting. Green. What ever kept you o0f the stage t UENEIAL NEWSV ITEms. acts o[ Intere.-t Gathered from %ariouts Quarters. Cholera is raging in Corea. ilenry Ward Ucecher is ill in London. Damage by the Clvestou tornado $200. )00. The world's cotton supply is 1,2:38,409 A drunkca itiz-n o 3it omery shot md killed a policeman Thursday. Prince Ale\ander is free and oil his way 0 his home. The a17nenpaign promises to be a ni hot One this fIa". F.rguson, the (1!adsti oniani cadid:te, 1haS >eell elected in Leith. Preparations are icing iOde for who le alc evictions in Irelawi this wiwer. Dr. L. S. litting, of Badiimore, aged 25. ournitetd suicide on Saturday. Thirt v Six out of stVent v one tiulladlll iersons6in Saxony commit'suicide. The New York Irnmk res-rve is now S, 28,875 in excess of legal requirenient. A Prcsbivteri.in congregation was looted md stoined by a mob in Belfaust 1Thursday. Rev. J. C. -eOcher (omlitted suicide at Ehllnira. N. Y. , Wednesday. James G. Blaine made his second speech i North erwick, 3laine. Wednesday. Bart Wall was killed hv Lewis Ellison. Wednesday, in Atlanta. Ellison is in jail. IAbout 700 passenger trains enter and eave Philadelphia daily. The report that yellow fever had ap peared in Florida is untrue. The dek.lati-on from Ireland to the Irish National League are on their way back. !aster Workman Powderly declares that the anarchists and the Khights of Labor arc mtftz-gonistic. It has now been discovered that the girl for whom Moore was lvnched in Macon is a notorious creature. Business part of Earlville, N. Y.. de troyed by lire on Saturday. Loss $100, 000. Victoria and Indianola, Texas. were -A most totally destroyed by the storm of Fri day night. Dr. C. C. Beers, of Bo-ton, is in jail oil the charge of aiding Mrs. Robinson to mu der her daughter. W J. Kendall, of Bcston. swam sue cesfullv in a cork vest the whirlpool rapids of Niagara river for $1,000. In Boston MIrs. Carr. of Jacksonville. Fla., has sued Frances Collins for $_30,000 damages for enticing her husband. There have been G suicides this se -on in London owing to losses at Monte Carlo. The last is a foreign lady who lost $12,000. The Democrats of West Virginia. have nominated C. E. logg. over Eustace Cib son,. incumbent, for Congress. The Master Cotton Spinners' Associatior. of ikolton. Eng., have resolved to reduce wacs. A strike will follow. John and Leander Nelson, negroes. were lynched. Tuesday night. at Magnolia. La.. for murdering a negro naned Collins. A four-year-old boy died a horrible death from hydrophobia at Forth Worth, Texas. Wednesday. There is a workingman's party to be or ganized in Chicago to take an active part in the elections. 31r. J. W. Pitcher, has purchased the St. Catherine gold mine at Charlotte for the sum of $25,'00. The Pennsylvania Prohibitionists have nominated a State ticket and a negro for Congressman at large. The- husband (if 3rs. larriet Ikeeher Stowe- dlied Sunday in New Ihaven. IIe was 84 years old. Reports from Wnshinigton to the effect that Glen. .Joseph E. Johnson is dying in St. Louis is incorrect. 3Mr. Whitelaw Reid. hais ordered the prie of comnposition on the Tra&'tw to be raised to 50 cents per 1,000 nms. it is probable that another call for $15, 000,000o 3 per cent. bonds will be miade in the -econdt week in September. MIrs. Charlotte Smith, oif Washington. is lout as a ('andlidate for Presidlent ofthe United States in 1S88. At he't one of the whirlpool cranks has been drowned. Probably the rapids craze will now adjiourn for a while. Tie gov'ernment has e-xpelled from France an English clergyman on the ground that ihe is a1 partisan of the Orle"ums princes. The New York street cars are running undecr strong police escort. The strikers are lent on violence, and a general tie up is feared. MIr. Louis Ludekins and 3Mr. Edward T'. Shawv were drowvned off thme beach of Sulli van's Island Thursday afternoon while b:tth Thle Irrawady river burst its banks Tues;' Lay, andi destroyed mlillions of (dollars wrth of property and drowned many p2opie. Tile 3Iemrhis Apd says that fiv'e times a-s lany negroes voted tihe D~emocratic ticket in that city alt the recent election as ever before. It is stated at Berlin that Prince Alex nder, of Bulg'aria, wvas deposed and made prsoner during an inspection of troops at Widdin. The female friends of the Chicago anar hists raised $4,000 laist Thursday for the xpt nsa of appealing their case to the Su premne Court. It is now believed that Prince Alexander is coaire~d in a mncnstery neanr Soiiia. It is rumnored that Premier Karaveloil has bee-n piaced under arrest. Jlohnt Grubbs, of the Ocean Steamship Company police, Savannah, Ga., droppedl ead in the street Thuarsday as he was going on duty. Heart disease. C. T. Palaner, of Richmond, Va., manu facturer if ag-ricultural implements, has made an assigfnment. Liabilities, $37.000; asse'ts half that amount. The State Prohibition Convention met in Harrisburg. Pa., Wednesday, represented by G I delegtes. C. S. Wolfe will be their gubern:atorial candidaite. Dr. S. A. Richmond has been acquitted of the murder of Editor Strong. of the St. Joseph 1Irl, itben ifud by the jury that he was insane at the time anud is so still. A colli.sion occurred on the Camden and Atlantic railroad between a crowded exeur siotn :md a fast newspaper train near Phila dephia Tlhursday. Seven persons were in jured seriously. Senatoir Evarts. C. C. Ferkins and MIiss M1att hlws, wilie carriage riding ait Wind sor, \t., Wednesday, were upset. Perkins was ki!!cd :md Senator Evarts and M1iss 3at t hews severely injuored. There was a p:s pipe three feet long and one end solidly plueged found in Chicamg Sunday, and theic police oflicers. i'.dking it a tbomn tossed it in the lake, beinlg afraid to exammiie it. Tihe oleomargarine taix will hecome oper aive just abouit theC timle the .Flor-ida hiotel keep rs are alranging their schmedules of prices for next winter. It will be a hard sas:'n for invalids. Ini 3-L-ssachuiisetts. withl anm ex5'css of 60, 000, women, it is said to be hlord to get a wmaon who canl dio housework. They have been spoiled by factory work and dabbl ing in liter-atur-e. An old lady of seventy, being left a widow :mid destitte, on bieing asked what she would (10 to make a living, said: "I'm ure I cannot tell, unless I become a ball -t ~ir." There is another case of complaiat against Iexico. An American mining company Iv in the Alleianl al i.er 1 1i-- i sces wvithout firstl obtainingprisin 31r. ,James ( )atcs. of LinoA enunty, N. I, was found dead in led :t tihe house of Siloptel daughtr. [r:. RItebimain. near l'Iarlotte. Wedn iedav where ie had 4topped the niglit before. leirt )wea.e. The citizenst I te st!r ,)-I swe(-pt scin TIexas have issedi n appal to the A'meri:m people for inte in th way of fo(o :nd clothing. a sickneS and death are staring the ulnfortunates in the face. Gov. Fitzllihil Lee his been ivited Iy ir. W. I. Mullen. the D istrict Workmian f Ilu- Ku1hit-s Of LuaIbo, to dCliVC r11 :aad dress of Velcnime to the General .ssembly of that order upon coivening in Richmolnd on )ctober 4. Thlut r iani Iproiiona gom ~ verunu-u~t ha bien overthrown :md1 the olI minitry re inst:teil. There is a -ener:dl revulin of I IpIla:r feeling in fav r o Pnce Alexmi :-er. Al he Iha been :sked to resnilie his Cun:ilg is free, hll: tilw 11p;c-;ion as! Vo the ri eblt of 3Iexico to praish himl anl .Ann.1 e1:In Citizen, fo~r ani tienic coimttedl ml Tevxs. remains as it was before this step was 1:kn Imv long1:4 are we to await the whi.s (if tIexican otihcinls! Th tot:1 losses, as far as known, to Texas, from the Gilf storm are as flows: ilumII an li ves Ilost . ;,,,M: los SIo CrI-ops).,-1. F 1,00, - 00 1 0: 1oss to citV aInd owl property. :3. -100.00; loss to' Shipping. and harbo~r imi provcmuents. ,.900,000. Tie lepubidcan State Convention met in Des 31oinc. Iniana, Wednesday, and complicted the State ticket., as rollows: Auditor. Capt. Lyons: Attorney General. A. .J. Baker; Clerk of Siiprenie Court. G. B. Pray: Supreme Court iReporlet, E. C. Ebers oIle. The executions at Gweedore, in tie dis trict of Donegal, Ireland, have been con cluded. The total amount of rents con ecrned does not exceed ?)50 yearly. There were 150 policemen ual bailifs nd sixty ear. anid boats engaged for 11 days ill the protecdings at a cost of ?100 a day. The printing contract made some timae since by the Democratic Conressionad committee with GEison Bros., of Washing ton, has been transferred to another tirm. Gibson Bros. being under the han 0f the typographicatl union and the Knights of Labor. because they employeo non milon workmnen. The Democrats certainly have a tighting cliace at least for the next Senate. There are :ow 42 Republican Senators, including RiddleberLer. and :14 Democratic. Twenty ive Senators go out of office on the :l of March next. Of these 1G are Riepublicans and 9 Democrats. Of the latter, seven have already been elected or are certain to ble elected, namely, those from Dilaware, Maryland, Florida, 3ississippi. 3issouri, Tennessee and Texas, and it is almost cer tain that the Democrat from West Virginia will be suet-eded by a Democrat. This leaves only oIn of the nine to be elected one from Nev:ad.a-:md he. unfortunately, will be succeeded by a Repubiican. Widle Th re is Life There is Hope. 'Many of tie diseases of this season of thevear can be averted by a small amount of care and at little cost, by the timely use of Ew.txxCs Toraz CiscnONA CouRnM-L. It cures DiarrheLa, Dysentery, Chol cra Morbus and like complaints. 1o tirarelcr should be without a bot tle, as it will prevent any disease that would no doubt arise from tile change of water, food and climate, without its use. The most valuable medicine in the world, contains all the best and mocst curativc properties of all other Tonics, Bitters, etc., etc.. being the greatest lood P'uiierct, Liver IRegtula tor and Life and Health-itestoring Agent in existence. For 3Malaria Fever atnd Aguc, Chills and Fever, Dspepsia, Indigestion, Sick I lead ache, Nervous Illealachec, Chronlic lhenmatism, etc., etc-., it is truly a 1erutlean Remetdy. It gives new lifes ad vigfor to the aged. For ladies mn delicatc health, weak and sickly cliil dren, nursin::l mothers. See circeulars wapped with bottle. Cn.UU.EsTox, S. C., Sept. 1, 1885-. H. B. Ewll.xNK, Esq., l'lresidenlt of The Topaz Cinchona Cor-dial Co., Spatanbuttg, S. C.: Dear Sir--i have used a case, of your Topaz Cor-dial in my famnily, and as a Tonic and Appe tizr- I can~ cheerfully, recommend i'. to all who arec suttferinig from D~ebility and lack of appetite. My childr-en especially, have been mtuch beniefittedi by its use. Respectfully, lIUTsoN LEE. Ask your dr-uggist for Ewnlxx's ToPAz CIenIONA CORDIAL alitd take no other. TE ToP~tz CINCInON ConuIu. Co., * Spar-tanlburg, S. C., U. S. A. The New Silver Certitientes. The Bureatu of Engravirng and Printing has esrun to print the ne0w tea dollar silver certates. Th1ey are printed on: the new distinctive palper, whiceh was mianuifacItured txpressly for them. Eiach sheet conitains four notes. and 5,0010 imlproion~ts were taken ill the lirst day's p'rinti:n. Thirty days will be re-quire-i to ainish them, as thley hlave to gro thrlouigh several proecsses. It is not expected. hlowever, that they will lie pult in circulatini~ll muchbtire thet tid de of Novemuber, when the new one1 and two lollalr silver certifientes will be~ readly. The dtesin for the slmaller nlotiS is now being tranusferredl to sleel. Thle plattes will b~ ready for the~ printer abiout th idlell of next mn~fhth. The design for theO tell dollr plate was camni ced:-ti some time lie f~re Congress orde~red the new notes. Tis is the reason1 why the~ lar~zer denminaltions are O multch n~e:irer. comipletionl than the new smll notcs. As sodn as the plates for the new one and two dollar silver (ertili c'r- are ready. the full force of pirinters wil le employed to titish the notes as rpidlyi as possible. But it cafnnot be ex peecetd thin) they~ will be put into circuilation much before the mliddle of November. it, in fact, they are ready qutet as soon ats that. Thread fromh .Iilk Wecd. American inquisitiveness and ingenui ty united have produced thread made from the blossom of the common milk weed, which has the consistency and tenacity of imported flax or linen thlread, and is produced at a much less cost. The fibre is long, easily carded, and may be readily adapted to spinning upon an ordinary flax spinner. It has the smoothness and lustre of silk, rendering it valuable for sewing machine use. The weed is commlfon throughout this coun trv, b ut grows profusely at tile South. Th material costs nothing for cultiva tinl, and the gathering is as cheaply done as that of cotton.-Dryv Goods Chronicle. Te nulisher of the MIadison Cotnt' Rcord writes from Huntsville, Ark., as to the fets of Drown'fs Iron I iers on Is wife. 3Ir. Dan..heirty says: "31y wife.h b een using the Uitters - for someiI montuhis; tihe effect iig her case is remark able." He also writes thatt owing to ounterfeit-e and inmitations, it was dithiclt to get the gemtinle article. That duih lclt 11as now been remedied; imit- 1 tors he been exposed anti ptut to flighut. here, as elsewhere, Blrowun's Iro D it ters can be had of all tile respectable drugiist at a dollar a bottle. URIC-.A-BRAC. The truly great In wealti's estate Is the m :mif of push and vim; 'I'he battle of life Is but a strife, And w e all must liight to win. Let us then, As business men, Proclaim to all creation That tlios are wisC Who advertise In every generation. A letter ef introduction-I. Every bonnet has a "b" in it. Proud flesh-The haughty man. A gentleman of color-A painter. A worn glove is the image of its paw. A man on skates is necessary slipshod. The photographers' song: "Wait till the luds roll br." It is pleasant to know that oysters "r" to k ullusuil:fly line." W ives who are always blowing up their itusbands are domestic magazines. When a baby is born it is usually red, )ut it soon becomes a little yeller. Silver still holds its own in the way of Versonal adornment. Rosess, of all other flowers, are preferred or table decoration. It is not safe to back luck against hard xork for a long race. Painting on glass is all the rage among irtistic young ladies. The great study of politicians now a-days s how to make a record. Now is the time to give attention to 3ewage and drainage. It is very English to go without your >ve: coat this weather. The heaviest mash on record was when truth was crushed to earth. Good taste is the result of judgment, not of wit. A blind man is very sympathetic. Ile ill nevcr see anybody suffer. A Boston boy calls himself Compass, bt aure he is boxed so often. Fastidious men have every day canes and an extra one for Sunday. It has been well said: "We take less pains to be happy than to appear so." Every dollar invested in permanent im provement is that much on interest. The patriotic citizen who is "in the hands of his friends" is now abroad in the land. We hear much about the pipe of peace. Is not the stove-pipe the pipe of quarrels' Lawyers dress pretty well, notwithstand ing the fact that they occasionally lose a Uit. The man who is a splendid listener in company doesn't fall far short of being a ecnius. The man who advertises "How to be come rich" usually lives in an attic and xists on free lunches. The bravest boy will quail when he ap ears in public for the first time after he has iad his hair cut by his mother. The Boston girl never says "It is rain ing pitcliforks." She says: "It is raining agricultural implements." "'Who shall it be?" asks a Chicago stock yrd poetess. We don't know, but who :ver he is he has our sympathy. "Why do dogs have fleas?" a young nat iralist asks us. Dear boy, that's just what ihe dogs are anxious to know. Money and time are valuable; but a man nay be miserable with both when he has ore of either than he can spend. Bings having gone out of style among -oung ladies, the rolling-pin and wash oard begin. to look more hopeful. Some statesmen are continually putting heir cars to the ground to hear what pos rity will say of them. A ct ing Captain Newnham had the Volun eers out last night for a drill, preparatory o the Lexington trip). Why is a woman deformed when she is enditig her stocking? Her hands are wbere her feet ought to be. Teliingr the truth about it afterwards loes notinake it right to cut down a cherry ree-. A Connecticut paper enriches the Ian magiw with " recntmost." It means the atest. 3Irs. Grundy says that people who are uperstitious can nevecr be induced to wear iarls or garnets. Syracuse has a bill collector named Child. rlhe people of that city have a Child among hem taking notes. MIr. Gladstone's enemies in London de ive great pleasure from repeating these our lines of doggerel: The number of men who are disappointed n love doesn't compare with the number ho are (disappointed in marriage. 'Twas at the tailors' convention where he delegate arose and said that what the ountry wanted was measures, not mien. "Murder will out," declares the proverb, mnd apparantly in Connecticut the murderer ill out, too-out of the way of justice. Many people contract disease simply brough the fear of it. The imagination las a wonderful influence on the human >ody. The Italians who come to this country nust have a strong attachment for their itive land. They bring so much of it vithi them. No musical man can ever claim the roud distinction of being an American -omposer until he has written a "Presi ln's marc-h." Pushing the pencil is hard work when ou1 are quite three-fourths sick. But a aily paIper is like death and taxes-for it -ows no re-fusal. - 'Into power he comes the third time, With projects so (lark and so sinister, r;imt no longer we call him the Prime, But rather the Past-his-Prime 3Iinister." Kissing through a veil is allowed in Bos on when women kiss each other. As such issing is mere lip service, without heart he v-eil makes no difference. The world is making progress, undoubt dly, but it is a stern fact, nevertheless, hat it pays better to be a freak in a dime nueumn than to be a poet. Chihuahua, the Mexican city (capital of state of same name) that has been tiguring iroiiently ini newspaper literature lately s pronounced Cha-wah-wah. Every fond mother thinks her boy will rhine when he grows up, but the specula ion is seldom realized except in the eases f those wsho beconme boot-blacks. The Boston man does not say "I know n which side my bread is buttered;" he avs "Excuse me: I know on which side a' staff of life is oleomargarined." Some one claimns to have found out that ~e bushel of corn whieh the (distiller buys or thirty cents is evidently sold to the Irinkers for .740.50. It is said that C onfucius was never ~nown to speak at meals. ie probably at at the middle of the table, then, where veryting was handy. A writer desc-rib~es a beauty as having a e-xvuisitelv mioubled face, of which two lark hazel cres are the central feature.' ~Were is her nlose situated? Kentucky and MIissouri have laws making :unbiig a felony, but in either State mur r seemis to be considered about as mild a oir of dissipation as croqjuet. lkees near a distillery stay drunk all the me, and make no honey. Bees are a rood dleal like men. They don't care for 'uy when they can get whisky. "Whlat is wanted in this country," said hebie has sc he examined the weddingr presents, "is not civil service reform, but silver service reform. This set is plated." "There are, of course," says a Chicago paper, "two sides to the dressed-heef question." It may be added, says the Ad rerliser. that there are also two quarters to each side of dressed beef. She had false teeth and false hair. but she was peachy checked, bright eyed and prettily formed. and had an angelic temper: so he said: "With all thy false I love thee still." "These are hard times," said a voung collector of bills. "Every place I went to day I was requested to call again but one, and that was when I dropped in to see my girl." "Pomade, sir?" politely said a barber to a cranky customer. "No," he growled: "I don't want any olemargarine on my head." "All right, sir; I never like to put butter on cabbage heads." While the female sex is clamoring for rights they never seem to take into consid eration the fact that all the best poetry descriptive of the charm and innocence of infancy is written on girl babies. "The upper class lives the longest," says a writer on longevity. We have no doubt of this. The private soldiers are all dead. and only the captains, majors and colonels remain. It may be a good thing for defaulters to commit suicide and so rid the world of their presence, but it would be betner still if they would perform the happy dispatch before the embezzling begins. In ye olden time a liar was legally pun ished by having a hole bored through his tongue. If this were the custom now there are men whose tongues would resemble porous plasters. Among the very inappropriate things used as charms for watch-chains are wheels with jeweled hubs and spokes, and little gold safes. A safe! What next? A refrig erator or a coal bin. Philadelphia seems to be a paradise for bogus noblemen. No citizen of that good town can resist them when they go into minute particulars about their grand fathers. Lightning struck a piano in a house in York county, Me., and thoroughly demol ished it. This will strengthen the theory recently advanced by a scientist, that light ning is possessed of intelligence. Walking-sticks Etill continue to increase in size, and unless the limit is soon reached the average young man may be mistaken for a base ball player who has just pur chased a new bat. It fills the heart with gladness to know that when one goes to a dime museum to see the living skeleton one is not to be de ceived by any kind of make-up. The liv ing skeleton never pads. While Maine fights Canada and Texas wars with Mexico, we sincerely hope the Dakota office-seekers will not take advan tage of the crippled American people and secede from the Union. The fact cannot b- ignored, whether we will or no, that the labor question overtops all others at present in the importance of its problems and the difficulties which arise in attempting to solve them. Strange are the bequests, which people sometimes make to perpetuate their own vanity. A man lately bequeathed $500 to a church in New Jersey, on condition that its hell should be tolled on every anniver sary of his death. Radiant memories and rare old jokes are fine old sauces for supper, but they too will "cause a commotion among the chestnut bells." The rare old jokes must be wrapped up and laid on the shelf, if it takes "the last four leaves in the family Bible." It is hard to tell which side to take. The anti-prohibitionist when he goes a fishi ing takes a flask of whisky with him and comes home the worse for using it. Thle prohibitionist takes a quart of ice cream and (discovers after he has eaten it that it is poisoned and he has a narrow escape. A Columbia cat is credited with remark able intelligence. She saw a rat about to go through a small knothole in a tight board fence, and, knowing that she could not reach the rat before lie reached the hole, she went over the fence like a shot and captured him at the other side. A Columbia school girl lately puzzled her teacher with the inquiry, "If the eldest child of an English ruler succeeds to thme throne, what would happen if the eldest child was twins?" The girl was very much surprised at the teacher's inability to answer off-hand, and tried find out from hiei mother; but the question still agitates the town. Children rejoice in noise. They appear to take a pleasure, both in noise itself, and in the act of making it, that is perfectly unintelligible to grown-tip people. "'Why do fathers and mothers always keep saying 'hush?" a bright, healthy boy asked, the other day; and he was evidently much puz zled that we should fail to appreciate what was to him a source of unlimited satisfac tion. flairoad Accident. About 4 o'clock Tuesday afternoon a construction train on the Asheville and Spartanburg railroad got away near the top of the mountain grade between Saluda and Tryon. With vacuum brakes on the train rushed down the mountain at a fright ful rate of speed. Whirling around the sharp curves, the convi-ts on the flat cars were scattered in every direction. A white overseer and five negro convicts were instantly killed. One of the guards and thirteen convicts were seriously injured. The train stopped at the foot of the grade, having run five miles, neither engine or ars leaving the track. PIANOSal OR(*N BUY THEM AT HOME THE BEST MAKES9OF PIANOS AND ORGANS -SOLD AT FACTORY PRICES FOR CASH -OR EASY INSTALMENTS. DELIVERED TO NEAREST DE POT, FREUIlIT FREE. Write for prices and terms to N. W. TRUYP. Columbia, S. C'. Jnnc3Othy At. this sn:-on uearl every one needs to use somo &ort of tonic. IRON entors iotoalmoet every phy ician's prescription for those who need buildintg up. BRO IT .-THE FEST.TONIC. For Wnkness. Lasitude. Iaek of Energ1y. &c., i RAS NO EQUAL, and is the only Iron medicine that is not injurionis. it Enriches the Blood, Invigorates the System, Restores Appetite,Aids Digestion It does not. blacken or Injure the teeth, caute head. ache or prc duce constipation-her Iron ne,Nieiniesdo Dn. G. H. 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ASIEY COTTON AND COR~N CO3I wo crops and also largely used by the Trt ASILEY ASII ELE3IENT.-A very ci: tiier for Cotton, Corn antd Small Grain( ines, etc. ASHfLEY D)ISSOLVED) BONE: ASiiL: rades-fo: use- alone and in Comipost hea For Terms, Directions, Testimonials, an< ubicationls of the Company, address THEi ASHLEY PHOS NovULly These pills were a wonderful discovery. No otl: or relieve all manner of disease. The inf'ormatio: o of pills. rind out about them, and you will always be thank ul. One pill a dose. Parsons'Pills contain nothing harmful, are easy to take, and cause no inconven :i marvelous power of these pills, they would w without. Sent by mail for 25 cents in stamps. e ien,.ratin is vry valuable T. S. JOHNISOI "OTfHER'S* FR IEND" MAKES CULU-BIRTH EASY. Th1e tleu ims come at Ist w'en the. terrible agonyielnt to this very critia! p1iod inl a w:.~m's lfec-an hev avoided. A di~igihdphysirimil, Whol p (- the rea'tt portion of his lile (fory-fou:r years) in t1 is braill-h f p:ietie, left to childbearing woman this porie less legacy :d if-saving ap pliince, "1TIiE NT !liS' FIJEN,' and tm-dy there me .oLuins oft tine beia We mteri in our lad wh, havill: u-d this wondrlul reIlty41 be fore c t:m-mnt, rete up and e~dl his llite bb'swd. Wre aI'' t I ters from evely scvtion o, "!e country thank ing us for placing tiIs prepara tion in the reach of uifering woilan. Oie lady from North Carolina vwriits us that she vould !1ke 0) toaank the pro in ietors o4n tiw mees for bring !Ig it to her notic,-, as in ) pre viouls colfilemnilt she h0a( two doctois, and they were com pelled to use chloform, instru meints, etc., and she suffered almost death: bmut this time sh ued "qO I1iEisL FRIEND," and11 her Itilaor was short, quick a:d aliiost like m iiagic. Now why shoud:41 a voman suffer whni Ahe can avoi!d it? We can iove all vt- '-iaim by living wit,,cx, anad anyone interest ed canl call, o4 have their hus bam~ils do so, at our olice, and see tiw m i4in letters, which we cannot publish. This remedy is ono about which we can not pu rtbis l ficates, imut it is a miost woih-11r? uil liniment to be used after the first two or three months. Senad for our treatise on the Health and Hlappiness of Woman, mailed free, which gives all particulars. TriLE BRADFIELD R.EGULATOR CO. Box 28, Atlanta, Ga. Sold by all druggists. PEACE INSTITUTE FOR YOUNG LADIES, RALEIGH, NORTH vAROLINA. T IIE FALL TERM COMMENCES ON the first Wednesday of September, Is86, and closes corresponding time in .June following. Advantages for instruction in all the branches, usually taught in first elass Seminaries for Young Ladies, unsur passed. Building heated by steam, and in every way as to equipment, etc., equal to any in the South. A full corps of First Class Teachers engaged for session com miencing in September. Terms as reason able as any other institution offering same . advantages. Correspondence solicited. For catalogue, containing full particulars as to terms, etc.,- address REV. R. BURWELL & SON, AUg11L2m Principals, taleigh, N. C. CHARLOTTE FEMALE INSTITUTE. T IIE iuiiior that the Principal will r iiove to Columbia, S. C., i: a nistake. lie has purebased the controliing interest in the CHIARLOTTE FEMALE INSTI TUTE: has spent 4,000 in renovating and impirov-ing the bulidings, and is now niuk ilmore valuable imuprovemnents thlan ever. The building is lighted wvith gas, wvarmied wvitht the best of wrought-iron furnaces, lhas hot and cold water baths, and~ lirst-class appointments as a Boarding School in every respect. No more experienced and accomplished corps of .Teachers is to be found in the South, and the Music and Art Department are unsurpassed. Frull session begins September 1, 1886.. For Catalogue apply to the P'rincipal 11EV. WM. 11. ATKINSQN, AugllL2mi Charlotte, N. C. 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