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9 ? i VOLUME LVII, NUMBER 96. * NEWBERRY, S. C., TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 29, 1921. TWICE A WEEK, $2.00 A YEAR PERSONAL PARAGRAPHS r ^ PROSPEROUS PROSPERITY i > Hev. C. J. Shealy, Lutheran Pastor, ] r . Resigns?Thanksgiving Day ^ Fittingly Observed ] 'Prosperity, Nov. 28.?The Jttev. h }has. J. Shealy, the popu!0-" pastor of Jrace Lutheran church, after a very ; uccessful pastorate extending over 1 r period of six years has tendered his ] esignation. This action on the part ] f >f the Rev. Mr. Shealy caused pro- < ound regret among the members of he congregation. During the sf.x 3 ears of service which he has render- ( d to Grace church he has done a won!erfully good work. He leaves Feb- < Gary 1, 1922, for his new charge at < t. Matthews and Cameron. Not on- , j ? the Lutherans but the entire town ( eels that 'in the leaving of Rev. and Irs. Shealy our loss is Cameron's ( 1 ain. With all the stores and other busi ?? ? bnncas. nlnwd and the streets de- j COO UVW9VW w A vw W V. iirted for the greater part of the day, f ( hanksgiving day passed offi very qui- , ? tly here. Union Thanksgiving serf ices at Grace church were well at- { *nded. Rev. Chas. J. Shealy Vead ? le Scripture, the sermon being ( reached by the Rev. J. D. Griffin, v iev. J. A. McKeown was not present, Jiving been called home on account < ff the illness of his mother. Rev. J. i ]. WiUiams/scoutmaster, had made , * "Drv^r fir) ?. 1 P 1 IcLTIS tO lictAC W1C XJ\J mvvwvw v?. ? { |ke, so 'was^inable to attend the sericea. , Numbers of Prosperity sportsmen >ent the day with gun and dog, i f rouring the fields for the elusive ] L oail, returning late in the afternoon f ith stories of a successful day's ] ajit. The Epworth league of Wightman aapel held its regular social meeting J with Miss Eliza-i l 'ClUiir&uaji ocuiug i*th May^he members of Zion league j * eing guests. The living room was fcorated in the league colors, yellow ; white chrysanthemums. The 1 ^ jrembers were all measured and conB " ""buted pennies in proportion to , j?hes high. Several games and conwts were played. In the w^rd con- ( yrt Lewis Bedenbaugh won the pri^e; f *e honors going to Miss May, and j I |i Willie Leaphart in the turkey ' bntest. Much merriment resulted -ifcen Madame Utellit entered and ] iretold the future of the guests. A fcmpting salad course was served. | *&lr. and Mrs. R. C. Hunter delight- i - " ? I <i ?LiIy entertained tfte pupus 01 cmuua * jcademy Friday evening with an old j f &shion molasses candy pulling. ]Miss Willie Mae Wise was hostess t> the Young People's society of , ' t?ace congregation Friday evening, i'ie girls of the society had made f squares for a quilt to be sent to the | .*Jutheran orphanage at Salem, so,1 \ iJiile some quilted, others dressed i colls to be sent with the quilt to the hut "all . work and no j Jl^tiv makes Jack a dull boy," so at a j .Jllte hour clelicious home made candes were made, the'serving of which brought this unusually pleasant evening to a close. I h :At a public meeting of the Young: J^opk's society of Grace church held Sunday evening, Mr. Carl Caughman y d the seminary addressed the congregation on "Flowers of the Kingdob.'^ While here Mr. Caughman MVc J L. Wise. vas me guest ui ? in appreciation of the return of Eev. J. D. Griffin as pastor of Wight. nran Chapel Methodist church, the congregation pounded Rev. and Mrs. f Griffin, not with good things to eat, ( but with a handsome check. The Community league of Saluda academy met Friday afternoon. After j business session which was pre [ sided over by the president, Mrs. R. j C.r; Hunter, the primary department j rendered an interesting program. J This was a very enthusiastic meeting . and 35 members were present. ?r. and Mrs. J. A. Simpson had all j their children home for Thanksgiv-1 ing. in honor of their daughter, Mrs. i G. C. Leonard, who sails next Wed-1 nesdav for England, where she will i ? join her husband who is studying: med-! idne, before returning to their mis- j sionary post i? Liberia, Africa. The j children are: Mrs. Leonard, Dr. L. D. ' Simpson of Kershaw, C. M. Simpson ! of Columbia, Dr. P. D.' Simpson' and Dr. O. B. Simpson of Prosperity. Miss Ellen Wheeler has returned : to Winthrop college after visiting her - parents, Dr. and Mrs. J. S. Wheeler.. S. S. Birge spent* Thanksgiving day^ > . * f with his sister^ Mrs. A. H. Kohn cf Columbia. Miss Maud Wooten has as her guest Miss Lula Bailey of Blackville.?. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Wise and J. D. j Lorick motored to Columbia on Wed-1 nesday, where Mrs. Wise went for ear [ ;reatment. . j Dr. and Mrs. E. L. Luther had with: * rni?_ 1 -J,,. i> T T ?. I Dnem ior inanKsy.iv.ixg ?<. >i. ther, Jr., of Vicksburg, Miss., Mr. and Mrs. E. W. Luther of Columbia and Rev. and Mrs. C orge Bearden of Saluda. Miss Helen Bedenbaugh of Chicora college was home for the weekend. Misses Rosalee and Helen Wheeler j 3f Greenville and Eoline Wheeler of Clinton spent the latter part of'last iveek with their parents, Mr. and Mrs. J. F. Wheeler. Mrs. James Goggans and children of Columbia are spending a while with Dr. and Mrs. C. T. Wyche. Judge Thos. S. Sease has returned ;o Spartanburg after having been called here on account of the dlath ' of his sister, Mrs. Ann Halfacre. ' Mrs. V. E. Kohn and little (laugh- 1 ;er Virginia left Wednesday for a short visit to Mr. and Mrs. J. 0. Duncan of Blackstock. Major Allen Lester of Ft. Benj. Harrison and Dr. and Mrs. G. G. Caughman and Miss Lena Lester of ' Columbia were Thanksgiving guests ! :>f Mrs. Rosa Lester at the home of ' ' J - **? T aer aaugnter, mrs. o. v. v^u?ui5?u?.u. Mr. and Mrs. Carroll Mills of Wag-| sner were here for the week-end. Miss Gertrude Bobb of Ballentine visited Mr. and Mrs. S. J. Kohn the latter part of the week. Mrs! John Summer of Pomaria has been visiting Mrs. J. A. Simpson. V. P. Workman of Pageland spent ruesday here. v Mr. and Mrs. Granville Wycfre uotored from Greenville and spent ' Thanksgiving with their parents here. ' Misses Nannie Simpson and Grace 3ease of Pelham were here for the ; Thanksgiving holidays. Misses Mary DeWalt Hunter oi An- 1 irews and Myra Hunter of Winthrop J college spent the Thanksgiving holidays with Dr. and Mrs. G. Y. Hunter. Mr. and Mrs. Olin Bobb have returned to Columbia after spending Thursday with Mrs. John Crosson. Mr. and Mrs. R. A. Lail of Columbia are visiting the latter's parents, Mr. and Mrs. G. E. Dominick. Miss Nannie Lee Young of Winttirop college has been home on a short visit. "S. J. Kohn has returned from a business trip to Columbia. Miss Moss Fellers spent the Thanksgiving holidays in CoPambia. "*f:? A nf Pplypr* the 1VJ.1SS O Call nuaui^ ui j. w?v. guiest of Mrs. J. C. Schumpert. :Mrs. Harold Wise of Little Mountain visited Miss Lucy Lake last week. | Miss Virginia Edwards of Coluni-; bia is spending a-few days with Miss Rosalyn Mills. Miss Rosine Singley of Greenville and Leslie Singley of Clemson College were week-end guests of Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Singley. Miss Mary Kohn of saluda spent Saturday with her grai. .parents, Mr. onH Mrs S. ,T. Kohn. Mrs.-Sheppard Merchant has returned to Saluda after visiting at the j home of her father, J. B. Stockman. J P. K. Harmon of Little Mountain ' was home for the Thanksgiving holi-' days. Miss Mamie Lee Merchant of Summerland coli spent the week-end 1 with her grandparents, Mr. and Mrs.! L. G. Wise. , Miss Ruth Stockman has returned to Columbia college. TTaflip Lie>htsev of Brunson is visiting Mrs. G. C. Leonard. Misses Eunice Livingston and Hel-1 en Nichols spent Thanksgiving at i their homes in Silverstreet. Miss Susie Langford has gor.e to Swansea to visit her uncle, Dr. John Langford. Mi.cs Shealy of Pelzer spent Sun-' day with Mrs. J. C. Schumpert. Mi. and Mrs. J. B. Pugh and A. P. j Pugh motored to Due West Thursday ] to *. isit Miss Lucile Pugh of the Wo-j man's Miss Essie Robinson of Spartan ' academy was home for the week-end,' Dr. and Mrs. C. T. Wye he spent Thanksgiving day with Mrs. . F. Goggans of Columbia. "Those who talk most think least," c-uro ? mnirazinp writer. Yeu: said magazine writer is a woman. JACKSON-GRIMES MOCK WEDD1NC At Pomaria high school Fridaj night, December 2nd, at 7:30. All those who failed to see thi: wedding last year may have the ple.is ure of seeing it by arriving on mm Friday night. Admission 15 and 21 cents. n?Ccii Mr. Robert Sligh Dies in Columbia Ivlr. Robert 0. Siigh died in a hospi tal in Columbia Thursday morning a 10:30 o'clock, after an illness of sev eral years. He had been under tr^at ment in Columbia for the last t\v< years. The body arrived here on thi 0:15 train Thursdaj^ evening and wa taken to the home pf the young man': father-in-law, Mr. T. B. Kibler. Thi funeral service was held at th< O'Neall Street Methodist church Fr: day afternoon at 2:30 o'clock, con ducted by Rev. W. F. Gauit, assiste< by Rev. W. H. Dutton. Interment a Rosemont cemetery, the following acting as pallbearers: Messrs. George Sligh, R. C. Sligh, Jno. A. Senn Claude Foy, Frank Jones and Eugene Bushardt. The floral tributes \ver< many and beautiful. The deceased was 28 years old am was formerly a member of the New nrtlico fnrr?(? hpsides havin? Utlljf been a . salesman 'in this city. Ir speaking of his death the State says "During his residence in Columbi* Mr. Sligh made a large number oj friends who join relatives and friend, elsewhere in the state in mourning hi; death." We may add that his lif< in his own city of Newberry was sucl as to 'command respect and confi dence. ' Surviving-him are his widow, wh( before marriage was Miss Maud Kib ler; four brothers, Clarence Sligh o: Gaffney, Lambert C. Sligh and Thorn as 0. Sligh of Newberry and Bunyoi Sligh of Columbia, and four sisters Mrs. Lucia Eargle, Mrs. Carrie Kin ard, Mrs. Nettie Bobb and Mrs. Ethe Moore, all of Newberry. A youn< daughter, little Miss Doris Sligh, als< survives. "BUY CHRISTMAS SEALS" Dr. B. E. Kneece furnishes us th( following: Tuberculosis killed 44 people ir Newberry county in 1920. Every seventh death in the Unitec States is caused by tuberculosis. One-third of all deaths* between 1* and 45 are cause by TB. There are approximately 440 ac tive cases of TB in Newberry county Newberry needs 44 hospital bed at the State Sanatorium. Tubercu losis is communicable. One cas< causes another. 25,000 people ii South Carolina are sick and* unabl to work at all time! because of Tu berculosis. Equal to Greenville' population. Each year Tuberculosi kills in South Carolina as many peo pile as live in either of these towns? Allendale, Edgefield or Winnsboro Financial loss in earning power, etc. for Newberry county is $35*2,000.00 Buy Christmas Seals?Kill Tuber culosis. The Corn Show. The winners of the prizes offeree boys for ten ears of corn were: Cur tis Long of Prosperity, first, a fountain pen, given by Mayes' boo] store; Ashley Long of Prosperity second, a $1 Eversharp pencil, givei by Hal Kohn; Furman Long of Pros perity, third, a 65 cents Evershar] pencil, given by Hal Kohn. Single ear prizes: First by Furmai Long, $1; second, Curtis Long, 5( cents. In the men's contest tor tne dcs ten ears of corn, the first prize, ; pure white Leghorn cockerel, givei by Mr. T. M. Mills, was won by Mr B. H. Miller of Little Mountain, valtu $1.50; second prize, a peck of corn to Mr. Ira Miller of Little Mountain given by Mr. T. M. Mills. All other boys exhibiting corn wen given Eversharp pencils by Mr. B if ill. U. matinews. It Looks Thataway We read in the papers where Sher iff Sample, Deputy Sheriff Zeigler E. E. Edwards and Broadus Sampl< of Saluda county had captured a GO gallon copper distilling outfit in thi northern part of Saluda county. The} are everywhere.?Newberry Heral( & News. ItigJit, Bro. Aull; us your f-iv orite fruit jar and we'll slip you ; "leetle jolt."?Saluda Standard. FINE ENTERTAINMENT 1 AT WHEELAND SCHOOL t Wheeland school, within four miles of Little Mountain, u*as the scene of + Iaiti H v nntovtairimont 3 <lli CAtrynunaiij: ims_ - Wednesday evening:, given under the ? auspices of the School Improvement 3 asscciat'on. The room in which the ! entertainment was held was filled to ! its utmost capacity witn patrons and friends of the school, as \vell as th'j " sehccl children themselves. 1, The program carried out was ex' j ceedingly interesting, being in the na" ture of Thanksgiving exercises, and > 1 - V ' ; the various numoers wert aiiiiuun^cu 2 j by the Rev. Mr. Long. s j The first number was "America," s sung by eight' little girls, and this 2 | was followed by a talk by th<2 Rev. 2 j Mr. Long. Mr. Long ? told of the ", many blessings we have for which " i thanks should be given and mentioned , as one of the greatest blessings the 0 privilege which the generation of to' day enjoys of having such fine op1 , portunities of. obtaining an education. i' He gave several reminiscences of his own boyhood school days, interspersing his talk with witty remarks which delighted his hearers, especially the 1 younger boys of the audience. " ! A composition, "Tfte nrsi inariK5' 1 giving," was read by little Miss Annie 1 iMae Fritk, in which an account was * j given of the landing of the Pilgrims \' and the celebration of thei first [ Thanksgiving day. s A recitation, "We Thank Thee,"' s j was given by three little girls,; Mar" j tha and Mary Frick and Leona Can1 non, after which another composition was read by Miss Marie FrieK entitled, "What Boys and Girls o$ 56uth 3 j Caroina Should be Thankful for to~ ' day." Little Miss Helen Lake gave a j recitation, "Thanksgiving Dsfy" and " j "Thanksgiving Thoughts" was read by 1 ' Mis<? Lily Mae Bojaivd. ,.A musical ' i number, '"Sing to the Loft} (vfTTJr-' " jvc-sr," was sung by a group of young ' - ~ -1 1 iacl:es 01 me sciiuji. r The program came to a close with the stirring talk r^ade by Mr. E. H. Aull, county superintendent of- education. Mr. Aull, in his opening le> marks went into the details of the | origin of Thanksgiving day and of its ] j establishment as a 'national holiday. I He complimented the members of j School Improvement association who : are doing such good work for the > I school and voiced his hope that a new | building would be erecteri m tins com_1 munity to serve as a school and a j community center, with an adequate s auditorium in which to hold meetings and a-n up-to-date lighting plant. He e ' touched on the state aid for rural a schools and explained that und'er the e law the salaries of teachers are guar_, anteed* but that incidental expenses 5' must be met by the communities s themselves. . | After the program an informal social hour was enjoyed by all present (#* 'and many entertaining features were j introduced. In one corner of the 1 room an attractive booth was arrang.! ed and presided over by several pretty ; girls who sold home-made candies, * ' * j cake and sandwicnes. a umi puu | in another corner of the room fur1 ' nished amusement to a large number - j and the attractions were brought to I j a close by the cake-walk in which a k great many of the young people of | the community participated. i , This was a very fine entertainment - jancf speaks well for the great amount -) of interest that is taken in the school by the patrons and other citizens cf i ; the community and shows the value ) of cooperation between the school and the community. t i ! Slick Sam Says 1 Mr. Editor: j I see in your paper a young man 'just married is said to De a ieaumg i farmer. I may not see things as othj evs see them, but according- to my nojt!on, a fresh married man in the lead, ? 'headed the way the balance of us ; farmers is going, will soon be in a ih?1 of a fix. He has my profound ' sympathy. ' Slick Sam. -' Nov. 25, 1921. . I ^ ' 2 First Quarterly Meeting The first quarterly meeting: of the ? W. M. U. of the Reedy River associai tion will be heltl on Saturday, Decem\ her 3 at 11 o'clock at Chappells at the Saluda church. - ! All missionary organizations are i; asked to send their representatives, j Mrs. W. H. Hunt, Superintendent. , |WILL BUILD BRIDGE | OVER BUSH RIVER < < The Gaston Construction company < of Gastonia submitted the low bid for < the building of the bridge over Bush + UWIP mtqvii nnnnnrl 1 Q ' JiVCl V. UCII LIIC Uiua v> t i v H.U 1 . I week, the figure being $14,8">0. This ] is considered a good bid by the high- (J way department and this firm will in j? all probability be awarded the con- 1 tract. Eight firms submitted bids. j < Cooperative Extension Work ! < ' The meeting of the women's coun-'j cil of farm women was held at the i chambcr of commerce on .\ovemoer ( 126th zt 3:00. o'clock. Miss Christine ? South, state home demonstration j agent, discussed at length cooperative } marketing of canned products pre- j pared by farm women. The commun- 5 ity market was also discussed, and it ( was agreed that a committee of two < farm women and two city women set . the prices of products to be sold in \ the market. The council was reorganized with Mrs. Clarence Matthews -j as president, Mrs. W. I). Senn as sec- ] ^ ^ A n. XT CJlirvV* oc? froQQ. rtJWi y ciiiu una. VJ JLX. one, 11 uo vivww ^ urer. ! j i ? < Clubs Well Represented ; \ The boys com show was a credit to ] the club members. The home demon- ] stration exhibits were splendid. With 2 one excption every club in the county . was representd. Tranwood was , .awarded first prize, Smyrna second. J Gladys Hair of the Hartford club was ^ given first prize, a handsome foun- ? tain pen, presented , by our public ( spirited citizen, Mr. John Jt5. Mayes, 3 for best piece of sewing in girl's club; ( Vera Nobles, also of Hartford club, was awarded second prize, a hand- ( some bag with materials for embroi- ^ dery. Ruth Feagle, ten years of age, j of Jalapa club, was given third prize, ^ Miss Annie Abram^ <yf Tranwood club ] was-awarded a blue ribbon fur best . piece of colored embroidery and Mrs. , John Waldrop of Smyna club was also . award?d a blue ribbon for the best , white garment. Miss "B^rrie,' the , home demonstration agent, is delight-; 1 1 ?~ AM O Tl A lTltPTPI^t eti Willi Uie cuupciauvu uuu ^ displayed by these fine girls and women., i , j- ? : Death of a Little Girl. i Ethel, the. 9-year-old daughter of, Mr. B. G. Friday, died at the home:, of her father at Blakedale, near Greenwood, at 12 o'clock noon Satur- ^ day, after two weeks illness of dip-, theria. The body was brought . ! j through the country and buried at . Rosemont cemetery Sunday noon, ^ service by Rev. Paul Kennet. Be- i sides her father the little girl is survived by her stepmother and several ( brothers and sisters. ; 1 Turkeys Eat Boll Weevils ; Birmingham News. ! A verified special dispatch to The A Memphis Commercial Appeal from Wcmble, Arkansas, who tilled an up- j land farm near the Caddo river, made J o -Pnii /-.vAn n-f pnf-tnn this vear while , C4 1 Ull .v^i.vy|y vv jl. www.. ^ his neighbors made from a fourth crop down to a tenth: The explana- ( tion is given that his cotton field was ' near his house and he had a large flock of turkeys which ranged in the : cotton field, with the result that they [ ate up the boll weevils and army 1 worms, to Mr. Butler's great advantage, and, that now, after having a ( full crop of cotton, he has some fine, C fat turkeys for sale. I" The item is worth pondering. 11 is not the first time the claim has been made that* turkeys will c.it weejVils, but the evidence on this seems so clear that it may be accepted as a j ! fact. i ] ! At this time of the year when there t is a scramble in Alabama to get tur-' ( keys for Thanksgiving and Christmas,' r and when the prices rirti so high that j the average family has about given ( up the custom of serving "the na- r tional bird," it might be well for some i of our country peooie io i-ous.i-jr r.ne t benefit of this combination of a ful! ? crop of cotton and a fat flock of tur- j. I keys. There certainly is never any v cdifficulty in seHir.g turkeys, and un- ( like chickens, turkeys will forage for ^ themselves to the extent that they require very little feeding at all. With all our talk about diversifica- 1 tion, crates of chickens and other poultry by the hundreds come into; Birmingham every month from Ten- s nessee, Mississippi, aim i-vcu i far off Kentucky. What's the matter t I with our folks? ja $>,?><$><S><$><$><?><s><$<3'3><$><3><S><$>3><?> $> <S> ?> BOY SCOUTS <?> 3> <$> On Wedr?sday night Troop 1 uninimously decided to spend the latter 3art of the holidays under canvass, ;o 7:00 a. m. Friday caught the scouts on the way to Matthews' ivoods. The camp site was selected ind the boys pitched their tents in the form of a square, while Mr. Julien, )ut of .the kindness of his heart, preDared the camp oven and kitchen, .vhich kindness, by the way, will count )n his merit badge for cooking. The /tofVidvo/1 flino trtne frvr + Vie> nrp. . V. U IU O ^UbUV i CU ^/*av i VI VUV |/* V Daration of. comfortable beds, and lad the beds under process of completion when the call for dinner was bounded at 1 :o0 p. m. The dinner consisted of fried steak, vegetable oup, a la mode, rice, rice-pudding, ind coffee, all served piping hot. Af;er dinner when the culinary duties ,vere ended the boys put the finishing ;ouchs to their beds, and were ready ior scout practice. A trail was blazed hv the scoutmaster and each scout followed this trail, completing the cir?uit in as little time as possible. On :he trail was found the skull of a ong-deceased Pegasus and this was Dome triumphantly back to camp and nade the Tribe totem to the great hilirity of all, "By affixing it above two crossed- bones on ^ convenient tree. \t. night the ligjit from the camp fire *ave it an appearance that v;as guarinteed to keep the guards awake. 3ne look at it was good for about an lour's wakefulness. At the camp fire that night Mr. Ju lien rendered Service's poem, "The Cremation of Sam McGee," which vas enjoyed to the fullest, and doubtless suggested a method of warming to those who grew cold during the night. Riddles, jokes, and witty stories were the order of the night, and ivith songs occupied the tim6 before retiring. The guard was stationed and with the totem kept vigilant cvatoh till morn in?. The next day brought with it thoughts of breakfast, and the very efficient camp kitchen announced the fact that biscuits would be served, rhe kitchen announced truly, the biscuits were served. Perhaps the maker of the biscuits would not win a merit badge for them,- but they would tvin the brown derby for having found the indestructible substance. Of course we took care not to drop the avi AIIV? nlof AO -PAT o >? nf UIM'UlLv Uii u ui jjiauco IV/I vi breaking them?the plates, not the biscuits. These palatable morsels were accompanied by breakfast ba:an, deliciously browned, hominy, and coffee with cream. As a special treat the cooks had a bit of March hare. After breakfast things were cleared ap and the time remaining was given )ver to arranging; camp and to practice. One patrol was sent out and i short while later another patrol folcwed their trail by means of certain signs and blazes. After trailing the o Tvnc: n'pvnlpd fr> sio-nalins!". one party ascending a hill, and from there sending messages by means of flags to the other party stationed below: Uuon returning to camp, dinner, consisting of baked beans, fried homny, bacon, tomatoes, cheese, coffee md cream, was served. After dinner :amp was struck, the grounds cleaned md a somewhat regretful, but .highly satisfied bunch of scouts returned to own. Adams-I^ Swain Miss Agnes Lecna Adams and Mr. ^ucius Lee McSwain wcrre married by Dr. J. L. Daniel at the residence of he officiating minister, on Wedneslay night at 8 o'clock, and we're imnediately thereafter motored by Mr. lomer Summer to Clinton in order to :atch the train for Greenvilile that ? : 4- A -Ci- i ri f Vvo f iigixi. mtci a diiuit moiu in uiuw Ur. McSwain and his bride returned o Newberry and went to Blairs to ,pend the week-end at the home of ier parents, Mr, and Mrs. T. R Adims. They are now at the residence >f Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Swittenberg, vhere they will be at home to their na-ny friends. Smith-Bauknight Miss Lula Belle Smith of Prosperity - ~ - ? ^ i 1 a .r tnd Mr. Claude A. isauKnignt ui .\nv>erry were married November 24 at he O'Xeall Street Methodist parson-, ge, Rev. W. F. Gaul;. officiating. QUARTERLY CONFERENCE PROSPERITY CHARGE : >? To- Be Held at Wightman Chapel Methodist Church, Saturday, December 3rd. Prosperity, Nov. 28.?The first quarterly conference for the Prosper-1 ?~4. 1Xr:~U + .v.ari l ily cnarge win ue ueiu ?au h iguuncu (Chapel Methodist church on Saturday, i - December 3, at 2:30 p. m. Rev. E. S. Jones will preach on Sunday afternoon at Wightman Chapel, being presiding elder for the .Cokesbury district. Community Market to Open Saturday The community market will open Saturday, December 3rd, at 9:00 o'clock. All parties wishing to dispose of produce are asked to come oai-lv flriH hnvp fsnacp allotted to them ? v .? ' ? ~r that they may handle their own products. This will save a great deal of confusion. ! The Newspaper Job j A literary genius is a man who has the ability of saying the common things of life in artistic form, so that when you hear them speak you say: ; "I had thought of that but couldn't express it in words." We take the crude marble of thought, rough and I indefinite in shape and carve it into I o \T?/? Viq1qi-> rralio ? n nera] rvf ^vnTPfisiflll. , a jiiuiClaii6vji?i. -"X ' There is a man of that type in Calii fornia. He is a preacher and he j thought he couid run a newspaper; i he tried it one day and told how it ' felt. Someone clipped it out and j handed it to us, and since it is entir'ej ly too good to run under "What Oth ers say, we; are g"umg lo g:vc it jhuic prominence. Here it is: "Many people believe that a newspaper fails together without work or ccncertcd activity or plan. Rev. McI Leod. a Presbyterian minister at Pas| adena, was of the opinion awfr-aske^ " f to be allowed to edit an edition of the Pasadena Star. The editor g'.adly accepted the opportunity to go fishing and the minister took up his duties in the newspaper office. This is how he felt when he found himself at the end of the task, which, it must be said, had been done quite creditably: "My time is almost up as I pen this last line; my nana is almost paralyzed; my brain is befuddled, and I am free to confess that I am right glad to vacate the holy spot. Such rush and riot and disarray. -Such a jumble of potpourri; it strikes me as the effort to brmg order out of chaos, and ' to do is lightning quick. * "I am reminded of the memorable words, 'The earth was without form - - 1 At. and Void and darKness was upon uic face of the waters.' Never shall I criticize newspaper men more. I shall pray for them. They will vave my heart's forbearance hence orth and forever. They are the hardestworked, shortest lived, poorest paid brain workers on this weary old world of ours." Willie Knew The superintendent of the Sunday j school was also the village doctor. ; One Sunday he was questioning the I school on various important points, j "Willie," he afeked one small boy, S "will vou tell me what we must do in v ! order to get to heaven?" j "We must die," replied Willie. J J "Very true," assented the doctor. ^ j "But tell me what we must do before ; we die." * "We must get sick," was Willie's unexpected answer, "and send for you." ? *rnmwm ? Making Him Carerul Lawyer?"And what was the deI fendant doing meanwhile?" Witness?"'He was telling me a j funny story." I Lawyer?"Remember, sir, that ! you are under oath." Witness?"Well, anyway, he was j telling me a story"?Pearson's Weekly. The Next Best Thing ? "Willie, where did you get that ' Klo/>lr ^ A/1CIV.JV VJ V t i "Johnny Smith hit me." j "I hope you remembered what your j Sunday school teacher said about j heaping coals on the head of your enemies." * I "Well, ma,..I didn^t have any coal so I just stuck his head in the ash \ I barrel."?Boston Transtript. | Days and men are shortest at the ?? r\ f 4 V?n \roO V | saint: yeiivu ui jrv***. ? . ?<?