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0,UNCEM Shekeby an1ougeo 'helf as a#didatebr re-election as a men Sler of the Elouse of Reyresentative Subject to.the Democratic Prnar; r.w. Higgias. .John. M. Taylor is hereby announc ed as a candidate for the, House c 6eprQs4ntativles - from Newlerr 06nnty, atid will abide the rules c the Democratic -party. For County Superintendent Edicatio . hereby announce myself a candi date for re-election for the office o county superintendent of educatio subject to the democratic primary. J. -8. Wheeler. For Magistrate. I am a candidate for reelecet.ion fo magistrate for number 10 townshi and will abide the rules of the dem< cratic party. P. B. Ellisor. I hereby announce myself a candl date for Magistrate for Nos. land E subject to the rules of the democrati primary. Cannon G. Blease. Jesse L. Burns is hereby nominate as a candidate for magistrate fo townships Nos. 1 an and is pledge to 'abide the result ' he Demoerati primary. I am a candidate for Magistrat for No. 11 Township and will abid by the rules of the Democratic part3 W. F. Suber. For County Auditor. I hereby. announce myself a cand: date for auditor of Newberry Count, subject to the rules of the Democrati Primary. 0. M. Buzhardt. R. C. Coun'ts is hereby. nominate for the office of Auditor for Newbei ry county, subject to the rules -of th democratic primary. W. W. Cromer is hereby announce as a candidate for re-election as Au ditor for Newberry county and wi abide result of democratic primary. For Supervisor. I hereby announce myself a cand date for Supervisor for Newberr; county. Subject to the Democrati - primary. Jack B. Smith. J. Monroe Wicker is hereby ar nounced as a candidate for re-elcetio for the office of county supervisor, an will abide the rules of the democrati party. * I hereby announce myself a cand: date for Supervisor for Ncwberr county. Subject to the Democrati *primary. J1. Chesley Dominick. L. I. Feagic is hereby announce as a candidate for the office a -County Supervisor and will abide th~ result of the democratic party. * For Sub-Supervisor. I am a candidate for the offee a SubrSupervisor from Newberry cour ty and will abide the result of th demo,eratic primary, Thos. J. Wilson. e. C. Livingston is hereby announ< edas a candidate for sub-supervise and will abide the rules of the demc cratic party. WV. H. Wendt is hereby announce as a candidate for sub-supervisor an *will gbide the rules of the demoerati party. *We hereby .nominate our comrad< Osborne Wells, for recelection to th office of Sub-Supervisor and pledg hhia to altide the result of the Dome cratic primary. No better soldier es er served, in the Confederate army. Comrades. Mrb J. P. Cannoriis hereby announ ced for re-elention as sub-superviso and is pledged to abide .the result o the 1emocratio priniary. 'Foz rob to Judg6,. S<Jo. C.Wilaoti.M hetyby agnounce ~acarididated'Lor re-eecldn to th offie .of probate judge. 8ubject t Huot0Ehlosophy "M*~tCAN M. -s"ITC O OK$ SO BA$Y~ Near the 1at4t7 Not SWll, here. it is Xtah4l' r*6.6 ob one foo" Wait to be oeard f you wIll jist unfurl Your istenerd And look interested. NO; It In not a fairy tale f Nor a joke, But still to be on the sate aide * It might be well To have the buttons Sewed on your vest I A little tighter. The people who know it, Or think they do, Tell you all about it With a straight face. Evidently It impresses them Mightily. What is it? Oh, just this.little easy Simple third grade stunt, We are going-to abolish Graft. That is all. r VTalk about failing qff- a log r Or eating strawberry shortcake p When you are hungry Being easy. This boy's Job Has them skinned Three ways From the county treasurer's offtoo In that respect. Going to abolish graft. That is all. Not going to make the earth B Turn the other way Or cause water To run uphill Or make autoists Obey the ordinances. Just going to abolish graft. r Some Time. "What is the world coming toV de. manded un earnest reformer in a loud voice. "I know," piped up a little man in a e back seat. e "What Is it, then?" thundered the - speaker, thinking some of the enemy was on hand and determining to crush him out. "What is it?" . "An end," solemnly replied the little man. Saved the Pieces, Humpety Dumpety sat on a wall; Humpety Dumpety had a great fall, But the cook, who was standing by, was a winner, And so they had scrambled eggs for din ner. Other Fellow's Funeral. "What are you looking so glum about?" "My rent is due, and I haven't the money to' pay it." "Oh, well, it might be worse." "I don't see how." "You might be the landlord." Good as Lost. ."An automobile! An automiobilel" ,shouted the up to (late monarch. "My kingdom f'or an automobile." "Might as well let it go first as last," said the experienced prime minister; "the repair man would get it anyway." The Con Man's Motto, BIle kind to all you chance .to meet If you would get enough to eat, Because thg chances are that you Will find a batter chance to do Your pal up right, his eyes to blind, By always being sweetly kind. Last at the Post, "What 'was that wooden horse of~ Troy I hear so much about?" 3"Don't know. It may have been some relation to the wooden horse I bet on in the third race today." r PERT PARAGRAPHS, A bad way to change your viewpoint is to acquire a cold In the head. An original thinker is an imitator who has never been detected as a gen a' oral thing. It is a hard thing to frame up a code of action that will suit yourself and also please your friends. -A party telephone line is resrponsible .. for many neighboring feuds. Thk.Nst as r A good umbrel ponos ava n easily keep - tO lent all the year. - A 'good flatterer - usually finds that Ithe demand for * jhis best .work usually exceeds Ptihe output. Many an air Kship has Proved to be only an air castle, Use your memnory to forget your troubles. Meh devil always keeps on good na?h with a deceitful wortan. .!0 Chosee.., Ther was nothing wild in the tall. eas vnfiner, so the lady' at tli 'm ployinent bureau desk was rather stags t04 when he told his wants. "I Wish to engage a cook," he ob saved. "Francy or plain?" she said. "Plain-homely as sin." he replied. "in tact, I don't care whether she can owk or not. Any old thing that looks like a cook will do." "Iteally, I" "And it she drinks, smokes or steals silver so much the better." "Goodness me! What" "I specially desire that she be very strong and in the habit of beating her employer with a club." "Upon my word!" ."In short, I want a rampant, rip roaring terror, and I can promise good wages." The lady at the desk was begging central to connect her with the police department. "Hold on!" explained the caller.* "Al low me to say that the domestic I seek will be eIn- the employ of my wife's mother."-Judge. A Man of Ideas. "What makes you believe he has such wonderful presence of mind?" "Why, a.man was injured in an auto mobile accident yesterday at the noon hour, and hundreds of persons crowd ed avound so closely that the injured man could not get air, and neither the clubs of the officers nor the pleas of the physician could make them stand back." "And what did Jinx do?" "Took off his hat and started to take a collection for the injured man, and the crowd melted away like snow be fore the summer sun."-Houston Post. One on Uncle Joe. Somebody played a joke on Speaker Cannon the other day, according to the Springfield Republican. When the speaker sat down at his desk he found a slip of paper asking him to call up number so-and-so on the phone. He did as requested, saying. "Do you want me?" "I don't know," came back the answer. "Well, I haven't time to be fooling around here. Do you want me?" Insisted the speaker. "Who are you, anyway ?" "This is the govern ment hospital for the insane," .was the reply. "If you think you ought to be here, why, come along." Moderate. MoA.key--Will you joini me in a drink, Ifiipioiotamiius-i donm't care If I do; just a umoutbr ul, please.-Plhiladelphia Press. Womann's WVay. Tihey were talking about the new star in society. "She never laughs at jokes," said the mah. "Maybe she has no sense of humor," said the other man. "Maybe she has false teeth," said the .woman.. And then the conversation languish ed.-Baltimore American. A. He Looked at It. "Do you regard your re-electIon as a vindication?" asked the innocent young thing., "Well, not exactly," replied the sena tor, "but I can't help considering It strong proof of the power of well dis .tributed patronage."--Chicago Record Heral. A Discouragement. "Donut you think you ought to avoid speaking unkindly of your friends?" "Yes," answered Miss Cayenne, "but the trouble is that when you say noth ing but nice things about people your friends turn around and say you are getting to be a bore."-Washlngton Star. A DBivihle Hnmorist. The justice, asked the prisoner: "WThat do you do for a living?" "I ketches mockin' blh'ds an' sells "What do you sell 'em for?" "A song, yor honor," was the smiling reply.-Atlanta Constitution. Past Days, "'There was a time," complatned hirs. F'attley, who was a Miss 81imm, "when you used to say I was worth my weight-in gold." "Yes," replied her husband, "but that was before you. began to weigh so Knch."-Baltimore Bun. She Is keetu@ing. Madge-What became o( that ad jVencedi~girl who advocated the retire ment of.,persons whob had acquired a onwpeteney? Wu'jorio-She is 19cturing now on the idle rich.--Pueck. Aft, 02,jl akboolde. ere will be a'first class berbeoue 4'0hapman's, Old Mt. Enon, .aluda Ounty, July 4th. Good string band fdi those who wish. to dance. i The Public cordially ifivited. A. M. .Chapman, 4 J. R'. Webb. 4 Managers. Winthrop College Seholarship and Entrance ExamInation. The exatinatton for the award of vacant 405M1111,sh1ps In Winthi og coilege and for the admission of new students will beheld at the County Court House on Friday. JulyK4Jtl at q a.-ny Applicants nust not be les than 'ifteen years of age. When scholarabips are vacatedI ter uly 6, they will be awarded to those uiak Sde li hest average at this examination ,r',Ide( te icmieet the conditions governing the award. Applica nts for scholarship should write to President Johnson before the exaeirnationfor scholarshi p application blanks. Scholarsitips are worth Sioo anil free tuition. The next session will open Septemiber 19th, iq96, Vot furthei itfornation and catalogit, address Prom. D). It Johttaot Rock 11111. S 4 . Real Estate and Insurance. Do you have Real Estate to sell or rent which you do not care to have advertised to the general publie? If so, place it in our hands and we will give it our personal study and atten tion. We have standing buyers for cer tain kinds of land. Do you want to buy Real Estate? If you inear business come to see us for we have some property for sale that might greatly surprise you as well as interest you. If you don 't mean business come to see us anyway and we will tell you all we know about the-weather. We undertake to sell no property before we have inspected it and ap proved the price. Loans negotiated on approved security. Rents and accounts collected. We are agents for the Aetna Life Insurance Company. It will pay ybu to see what this old reliable and con servative company has to offer before placing your Insurance. More and more men are heginning to understand what this statement meZ:. Office over the Commercial Bank. W. K. SLIGH & COMPANY HAVE YOUR WATCH Repaired Rizht. W.B./Rikar Jeweler Nfewberry.8.C\J W. B. RIKARD is now in The Herald and News Office where 'he will do your work promptly and under GUA RA NTE E. Give him a trial. Brick! Brickll For Sale by C. H. CANNON. "ea R EVIVO RESTORES VITAL,ITY eMade a Well Man THE s .of Me. produosa eemuolugn seays, unet P0efU a GUOl. ae whn ahlothermfull xOnenwl e.12oir ot hdan4oti sn mess. tI mpotenez.Ni htlyZEnissio al etol fect us or ereesan i ni tia 0w ihrj s~.tad y,uineseormns. Imarea SUj~9d~and bloo build a.n. he. 'a a h.7 nN .00 U~tees .oSail ii, e iOOwiOr ~t CHCG.j i Prescriptioi b Which we use are without 1 We believe in PURITY. 10 We constantly preach Pt We always practice PUR P ctnes. k PURITY counts, and cou - Ask your doctor. MAYES' DR Itlaqitic Goast [iood ServicE Quic Through Co# Pullr between tho Flor For full infon T we Passeng SOUTHERN Through Pullma on All Thro Convenient Scl Local] Summer Resortt in effect to For full inform Routes, Etc., c Southern Ra Ager Brooks Morgan. Asst. Gen. Pass. Agent, Atlanta, Ga. SEA B AIR -LINE NORTH - SOUTH Two Daily Pullman V< Between SOUTH a FIRST-CLASS DIN The Best Rates and R( Via Richmond and Norfolk and Stear Nashville, Mempt Louis, Chicago, Ne Points South and South and Jacksonville anc and Cuba. PossmTVELy THE SHo N O RTH AM1 arFor detailed informatioi man reservations, etc., app: board Air Line Railway, ort, Passenger Agent, Columbis C. F. STEWART, A SAVAN Na W. L BRROUGHS, Tra 1 en is .xception the purest grade. IRITY. ITY when preparing medi nts for much, in medicines. UG STORE. Line Railroad k Schedules. tches and nan Sleepers 3 East and ida. inatoin write 0 L CRAIG, er Traffic Manager, Wilmington, N. C. HAILWAYI. n Sleeping Cars ugh Trains. 'iedules on All Frains. Tickets are now all Resorts. ttion as to Rate, onsult nearest .iway Ticket t, or R. W. Hunt Division Pass. Agent, Charleston, S. & OA RD -RAILWAY. --.EAST -- WEST. ~stibuied Limited Trains nd NEW YORK. ING CAR SER VICE. >ute to all Eastern Cities Washington, or via rers.--To Atlanta, uis, Louisville, St. tw Orleans, and All west-To Savannah all points in Florida RTEST '..INE BETrWEE~N [D SOUTH. , rates, sche dules, Pull y to any agent -f The Sea Jos. W. Stewari, Traveling ~,S. C. sst.G~enl. Pass. Agt., AH, GA. Pass. Agt.Columbia SC